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    264 KB Eldar Anatomy and Appearance Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:33 No.8816985  
    If there was to be a Warhammer 40000 film, and bare with me, do you think they would just go for the old fashioned Elf effect like in the Lord of the Rings film?

    Or would they actually attempt the unnaturally tall and thin, pale skinned, true-looking alien effect of the Eldar while still keeping them somewhat attractive that a human mind can comprehend?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:36 No.8817012
    I think the W40k film is going to be animooted, so yeah, maybe they'll make some alien-looking witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:36 No.8817014


    It's animated though. But yeah, Slowpoke much?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:37 No.8817022
    I'd give them their inhuman eyes
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:37 No.8817026
    I think the OP perhaps meant a live-action, big-budget, Hollywood-backed 40k film

    One that would not have as much control like GW has with the upcoming Ultramarines film.
    >> LaBambaMan 03/27/10(Sat)12:37 No.8817027
    You guys are acting like we'll even get Eldar in the movie. It's just going to be "FOR DAH EMPRAH!" form the marines and "WAKKITY SCHMAKKITY DOO!" from the Orks.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:37 No.8817031
    Of all the 40k movies they could make.

    Fucking Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:39 No.8817055
    Have a little faith, brothers. It's Dan Abnett writing. This could still turn out good. And the voice acting cast is pretty solid too. They even got GENERAL ZOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:40 No.8817063
    It just doesn't fill me with confidence they chose the absolute blandest faction in the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:41 No.8817074
    No what else had General Zod?

    Oblivion. And the story and voice acting was mostly shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:41 No.8817077
    Maybe they're trying to remind us that "Vanilla" is actually a pretty awesome flavour when done right.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:42 No.8817088

    The Godfather tanked in its third film as everyone involved realised...they were not Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:45 No.8817132
    >>8817055Have a little faith, brothers. It's Dan Abnett writing

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:47 No.8817153
    More to the point, has OP got the version of that image, where their assets are, ah hem, enhanced?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:47 No.8817157
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    They'll choose the LoTR effect, attracts more kiddies and something to relate to for the possibility of shipping with their favorite Mary-Sue.

    And give them big boobs and ass like Macha here, to attract the horny ones and jocks.

    It'll be like Michael Bay all over again with Transformers.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:49 No.8817184
    eldar are like 99% muscle

    boobs arent muscle
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:49 No.8817185

    Can't you ever have hot spess elves without inflation?
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:50 No.8817198
    I think that no matter how much effort they would put into a 40k movie, most people would be terribly dissapointed
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:51 No.8817202
    Aaaand there we go.

    Thank you gentlemen, I take my leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:51 No.8817210
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    Nope, just submit yourself to Slaanesh and give into the fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:52 No.8817225

    Most 40k players play spess mehreens, most of the marine players play Ultrasmurfs. Therefore a movie has the best chances of success if it is about the Ultramarines.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:53 No.8817235
    Everything about this Ultramarine film is pure speculation, aside from the concept art and it's going to be about Ultramarines.

    Nothing on story or anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:53 No.8817238
    That's so depressing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:55 No.8817259
    A fa/tg/uy working for the company doing the facial animations posted a chaos marine head awhile back.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:55 No.8817269

    Well this film IS for the fans more than anything, a live-action, mainstream film WOULD eventually include the Space Marines sometime near the end, but it'll build up to it. Make them appear like the god-like force they are to the rest of the humans.

    For Ultramarines, SHIT son we already know how Space Marines are like in the fluff, just never in a full-length film.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:57 No.8817287

    I remember that, thank you for reminding me


    woah this is new
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)12:58 No.8817301

    They could have pulled a Cameron and tried to redo Avatar with Exodites instead of Na'vi and IG instead of the corporation but with exactly the same plot.

    In reality, that would only happen as a part of Matt Ward's devious plot to fag up the Eldar (if it's possible to go further than their current state) and Guard in order to drive their fans to play Space Marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:00 No.8817318
    >>8817301They could have pulled a Cameron and tried to redo Avatar with Exodites instead of Na'vi and IG instead of the corporation but with exactly the same plot.

    act 1: corp lands on planet
    act 2: giant psychic robots destroy the corp
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:02 No.8817347

    Inquisition arrives.

    Orbital Bombardment.

    "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire" plays while the exodites are burning.

    Thus the black comedy of Warhammer 40000 is achieved.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:02 No.8817348

    Yeah, if not for that "exactly the same plot" part.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:05 No.8817392
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    have Gackt play the one Eldar character that appears. With all the grimbald around him, the audience will probably think he's CG anyways
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:08 No.8817419

    Exodites: "we eschew the decadent comforts of the craftworld and live a simple, harsh life!"

    Exodites: "we are simple herdsman in our 100ft tall giant robots with a psychic retardation beam"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:09 No.8817425

    Or Matt Ward pissed and bitched and threatened to quit unless they did it with the Ultramarines....
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:09 No.8817428

    off-topic: How long as it been since we had a new Macha pic?

    Anyways, if Eldar appeared, should there catapults spew out hundreds of shuriken per second?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:11 No.8817448

    No. There will be a female farseer and a bunch of Rangers.

    And the Avatar. Guess what's gonna happen to it?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:13 No.8817470
    ever since DoW, all eldar are now female
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:16 No.8817508
    I would pay admission for this alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:16 No.8817513

    They should go the route of the Asari, and procreate by having mind sex....

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:17 No.8817516

    ...I'm okay with this.

    Fucking Eldrad.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:17 No.8817520
    We already know to much about the eldar from xenology
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:20 No.8817551
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    >from xenology
    >GW can't retcon and utterly ignore old established fluff

    Ever heard of the Squats? Oh yeah that's right, they don't exi
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:21 No.8817565
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:22 No.8817585

    Well.... not FULLY retcon the Eldar.... BUT...

    Have the males die off, and the Eldar actually learn to use the warp to procreate....

    Somebody, help me out on this!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:24 No.8817609
    Eldar are now a roving gang of space glam rockers

    they are another kind of ork spore
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:24 No.8817614
    Or, y'know, make smaller versions of the Wraithlords and place the male souls in that so that they have a way of using them. Then, they'll just have to die off.

    The Eldar are doomed to die anyway, but its no biggy since they get to goto ELDAR HEAVEN. Also, their death will birth the Eldar God of Death.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:25 No.8817617
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    Yuyu better be in the Ultramarines movie, or I shall be cross.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:25 No.8817620
    if they had a live action 40k film that had eldar, they would probably go for similar to LoTR's elves, but they would change their coloring, and the proper accessories, and etc to make them look more like eldar.

    it is REALLY hard to find a lot of tall skinny guys that can kick ass or do lots of physical stunts.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:26 No.8817630
    .... you mean like wraithGUARD?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:26 No.8817638
    Thats because the human body isnt designed to be like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:27 No.8817648
    You just want lesbian Eldar, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:27 No.8817651
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    I lol'ed hard
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:29 No.8817673
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    >>8817620it is REALLY hard to find a lot of tall skinny guys that can kick ass or do lots of physical stunts.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:35 No.8817712
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    Pitiful basketball players of the Imperium I am Eldrad "Bubblegum" Ulthuan, Farseer of the Ulthwe Globetrotters. For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter Craftworld. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honor on the basketball court. Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you pathetic mon'keigh game?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:41 No.8817791
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    Filthy xenos! We the 512th Cadian Basketball Regiment, Har'lem Globetrotters take your challenge. Like you pansypants could ever win a human game!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:43 No.8817804
    ITT: Bloodsketball 40k
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:44 No.8817826
    Nearly as good as Damnatus exterminatus with "Believe" playing backround
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:47 No.8817865
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    The less I have to listen to Cher, the better.

    Unless it's a different song. But still, my statement stands.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:48 No.8817880
    40k movie...
    and not about the Guard

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:48 No.8817886
    the portrayal of the globetrotters, their attitude and capabilities in Futurama is pretty much how I picture Eldar to be
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:49 No.8817893

    I don't know what this "Cher" is, but it doesn't sound grimdorky...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:50 No.8817912
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    Hey look on the bright side of things /tg/

    It could be BASED on the 40k material with teenage actresses like Bratz
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:51 No.8817939
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    Filthy xeno's we're starting this battle without you, see that hoop "Bubblegum". Yeah, thats macha's ass.
    >> Education Marine 03/27/10(Sat)13:51 No.8817940

    Bloodball 40k
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:52 No.8817952
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    And this is the entire 512th Har'lem Globetrotters takin a slam dunk all up in there. Hell even BACKFLIP DUNKS!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:53 No.8817964
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    Which promotes political correctness...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:54 No.8817973
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    In addition...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:54 No.8817975
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    Cartoonish, unrealistic silliness occurs for the little kids

    Fetish material for everyone else
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:57 No.8818004
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:58 No.8818012
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)13:59 No.8818038
    Fuck man I was wishing theyd make an Armageddon movie...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:01 No.8818059


    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:02 No.8818071
    Who the fuck is /tg/'s secret inflationist drawfag?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:02 No.8818075
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:03 No.8818088
    there has to be at least two, there is the daemonette stuff if a different style.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:03 No.8818093

    holy fuck eldar are black people

    it all makes sense now

    those special muscle fibers
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:04 No.8818097

    Come now, we all know the only big 40k battle they would make a film about is the Battle for Macragge.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:05 No.8818112
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    zero body fat
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:06 No.8818144

    I'm now imagining Eldrad stealing Space Marine bikes while holding a bucket of fried kroot
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:07 No.8818152
    Oh god, I nearly threw up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:07 No.8818154

    I thought Miko was one secretly...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:08 No.8818157
    Oy vey!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:08 No.8818162
    >>8818144I'm now imagining Eldrad stealing Space Marine bikes while holding a bucket of fried kroot

    it's canon that Eldar loot orks
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:08 No.8818163

    TARGET PRACTICE! Can you hit the xenos and daemonette withOUT...

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:09 No.8818177
    They should be thin and frail-looking with pitch black or colourless eyes. All angles and points, not curves to them at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:10 No.8818178
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    She's a curious case, she is.

    She's done two so far, this one of Shadowsun and the other was of Caerys with a bit of boob and ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:12 No.8818206
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    >it's canon that Eldar loot orks
    >Eldar loot orks
    >Orks loot everything else

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:12 No.8818213
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    they're basically built like NBA players
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:13 No.8818227

    you are now imagining Eldar pirates with a shokk attack gun
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:14 No.8818246

    So Eldar are the RICH black people?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:16 No.8818269
    Sooo... She may be of those women with slight lesbian tendencies who fetishize breast expansion?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:19 No.8818313

    She's bisexual, said so on her devart page.

    And her love for big female ass and tits backs it up
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:21 No.8818344
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    She draw this or is this the work of the other one./
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:21 No.8818348
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    >So Eldar are the RICH black people?
    >RICH niggas
    >Love for children
    >Pale White skin
    >Michael Jackson
    >Eldrad is the 40kuniverse's Michael Jackson

    HOLY SHIT!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:22 No.8818357
    >>8818246So Eldar are the RICH black people?

    People have commented that michael jordan is an intensely arrogant and egotistical man. everyone knows Kanye West.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:22 No.8818363

    other one, her shading is more graceful
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:24 No.8818389
    ..the fuck is the other one?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:25 No.8818399
    if I didn't think the drawfaggit was gone I would suspect him, that looks like ronrey witch
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:26 No.8818413
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    Vect with bodyguard
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    Forgot his name, he did this, think it was B$hammer
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    Feel the rush of the wind against your skin and hear her keening cry in your ears. Listen to her call well, for are we not the Wild Riders, the children of the storm?

    -Nuadhu "Fireheart"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:34 No.8818534

    see http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4227551/

    >You know how straight males have this sexual want for boobs and hips on a girl? The primal desire?

    >Perhaps certain individuals have this but magnified to a level like that of the Noise Marines and their tolerance to pleasure. Perhaps it takes HUGE tits and ass without the fatty flab to arouse them


    >Holy shit. Excess. It all makes so much sense now.

    >Expansion fetishists are just breast/ass men, but blessed by Slaanesh. They don't understand the concept of "too much of a good thing." It's as simple as having that tiny bunch of synapses labeled "upper limit" turned off.

    >It's... it's all so clear. I have gained a deeper understanding of Chaos.


    >Exactly, and there are even those who have HIGHER levels to get pleasure such as those who want the extreme body inflation where the female is utterly nothing but belly, butts and boobs.

    Barely scratching the surface of the inner desires of man
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:34 No.8818540
    look at all their goddamn poses:

    >this bahtul is like fab-u-lous
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:35 No.8818544
    I haven't seen any inflated space marine scrotums yet I, doubt they are fags.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:36 No.8818565
    No, fuck off.

    Inflation fetishists are on exactly the exactly the same level as anthropomorphic animal fetishists.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:37 No.8818573
    the ability for parallel conversations on /tg/ is breaking my mind
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:37 No.8818581
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    It is too easy for an Eldar to embrace the obscene virtues of Chaos, for Slaanesh is nothing more than a manifestation of the Eldar mind in its most wild and unconstrained form. Human morality is meaningless to the Eldar, and to the dark side of the Eldar mind all live is to be expended at a whim. Cruelty and generosity are but the impulse of a moment. Beauty and sensuality are virtues that can be expressed in bloodshed just as easily as in song. To an unfettered Eldar mind there is neither sanity nor madness, but merely a wave of perfect existence fulfilled by its own savage momentum.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:39 No.8818604
    >Inflation fetishists are on exactly the exactly the same level as anthropomorphic animal fetishists.
    >on exactly the exactly

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:39 No.8818608
    This thread is so fucking win...
    It must be archived!
    Someone do that - I have to go help my brother move.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:40 No.8818625
    > exactly the exactly the
    Nothing wrong with the grammar, just a faggort who typed his thing twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:41 No.8818645

    >Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:41 No.8818649

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:41 No.8818652
    so rich black people are eldar, rappers who give into sex drugs and the like are dark eldar, and poor black people are orks.


    Rich White people are your inquisitors etc, nerds are your techpriests, poor white people are scum and sometimes guardsmen if they join the military.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:42 No.8818666

    I think the racism and genocidal way of Warhammer 40000 just became even MORE obvious
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:43 No.8818680

    you are now imagining Farseer R'Kelley pissing on a Tau.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:44 No.8818693
    >I'd give them their inhuman eyes

    I know what you mean, wink wink nudge nudge say no more, eh?
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:44 No.8818696
    >exactly the same level

    The difference is that inflation fetishists don't run around wearing fatsuits.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:45 No.8818702
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    We bring only death, and leave only carrion. It is a message even a Human can understand.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:46 No.8818710
    they just get implants and do squats if they are really dedicated to the fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:46 No.8818720
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    >this thread
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    Trust not in their appearance, for the Eldar are as alien to good, honest men as the vile Tyranids and savage Orks. There is no understanding them for there is nothing to understand - they are a random force in the universe.
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    My only remaining pleasure is to bring death to the enemies of my Craft World.
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:52 No.8818791
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    Though I have seen within the Black Library and spoken to its most terrible guardian, I can never reveal what happened there; not to any man nor even the Emperor himself for I am so forsworn to powers beyond your knowledge. I can only say that a time of inconceivable horror is about to begin. A time when mankind with all the might of the Imperium cannot endure when the strength of the Eldar fails. Even now, our doom stalks us across the stars.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:53 No.8818797
    > they do squats if th
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:54 No.8818812
    >>8818769ima eat all yo imperiumans

    eldar just became 10x more terrifying
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:57 No.8818844
    This is why I love you /tg/

    Start off with a simple Eldar question for a live-action film, go to the Ultramarines film discussion, have a little bit of inflation, discuss Eldar becoming all female, reach the point that Eldar are similar to black basketball players, have MORE inflation that I've never seen before, then finally reach the point that Eldar are rich, black people.

    All at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:58 No.8818861
    In the entire history of Warhammer 40000, back to Rouge Trader, back to the 1983 beginning of Warhammer, back Dungeons and Dragons, back to Lord of the Rings...

    Has there ever been an actual black elf? And no, the MadTV skit doesn't count
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)14:59 No.8818870

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:00 No.8818886

    Remember that D&D movie?

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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:02 No.8818909
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    You're asking about an incredibly large number of settings, to which we can only answer, "yes, somewhere, inevitably, yes there was."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:02 No.8818914
    elves are almost by definition pale-skinned. That's like asking has there ever been a black white man. Behavior patterns aside, no, because black skin is not a racial feature of elves. Gorillas don't walk around with yellow skin on their faces, because gorilla faces are black pretty much as a rule. Tigers don't have spots because that's not what tigers look like.
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:06 No.8818973

    >>black white man

    Bill Clinton.

    Also saw my first Albino Black person a week or two ago at my campus. Didn't try to stare, but it was intriguing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:12 No.8819060

    And Tau are Asians.

    Finally, the Eldar have a perfect stereotype!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:20 No.8819179
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    What about the Necrons then?

    If Eldar are rich black people, laugh at the white imperium (like how Orks are poor black people and hate everything)

    Then what are Necrons when Eldar fear them?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:21 No.8819185
    grumpy old white men
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:23 No.8819208

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:25 No.8819231
    the KKK, and "Birth of a nation" was the thing that caused them to start waking up, and ever since then they have been killing eldar and anyone that is even friends with them ever since.

    only now they have gotten so repetitive that no one really cares what they do anymore... just like the necrons are now!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:25 No.8819233

    and lemme guess, Chaos are liberals
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:28 No.8819284
    I love how we can easily relate the races to actual people with such ease and understanding
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:29 No.8819294
    >and lemme guess, Chaos are liberals

    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:29 No.8819297
    hmm makes sense I guess, since republicans and democrats work so well together /sarcasm
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:30 No.8819312
    Chaos are mexicans, religious, more organized then ghetto dwellers, confined to central America and trying to get out of the hellhole.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:35 No.8819377
    I think the thread has finally run its course, someone want to expertly archive?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:45 No.8819531


    So wait, what is Obama then?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)15:49 No.8819593
    the Jews... cause they can raise the rent.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/10(Sat)16:39 No.8820333


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