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    99 KB Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:57 No.8605740  
    Your character is performing a mundane everyday activity

    You roll epic maximum numbers! How does your mundane activity play out?

    >Character closes Door
    >Max roll
    >Door flies off its hinges and hits a bystander

    Pic related, a max rolled knitting job.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:58 No.8605749
    >Character makes cereal
    >Nat 20
    >Cereal becomes steak and eggs.
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)22:58 No.8605751
    you know that one time you were competing against someone else way better then you at something and you obliterated them? Pretty much that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:58 No.8605757
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    NAT 20 Diplomacy
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:58 No.8605758

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:59 No.8605761
    >Character feeds the trolls on the internet
    >Max roll
    >Trolls autosage the thread
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:59 No.8605772
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    NAT 20 Intimidate
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:59 No.8605773
    My coffee is fucking delicious. Shit yeah!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:59 No.8605774
    >Begin making cake
    >Max roll
    >Somone BRINGS YOU a freshly baked cake
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)22:59 No.8605776
    Did jumping jacks.

    Kicked earth into sun.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:00 No.8605791
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    NAT 20 Perception
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    >Character coaches a football team
    >Max Roll
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:02 No.8605819
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    >Character decides to wear clothes
    >Max Rolls
    >I'm not even black!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:02 No.8605827
    >Max roll
    >Jason appears in front of my TV.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:03 No.8605835
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:03 No.8605841
    This thread isn't even two pages long and I already feel like it should be archived.

    >Character goes jogging
    >Nat 20
    >Character becomes The Flash
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:04 No.8605847
    >>Does a college Essay
    >>Rolls nat. 20
    >>Book deal, baby!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:04 No.8605848
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    >Hide behind a corner
    >Max Roll
    >Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:05 No.8605857
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    >Nat20 Willpower
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:06 No.8605870
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    NAT 20 Stealth
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:06 No.8605871
    >Buy lottery ticket
    >NAT 20
    >Win Belgium
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:06 No.8605876
    >Going on a bike ride, fuck yeah
    >Nat 20
    >I Accidentally the Whole Tour de France
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:06 No.8605877
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    >Run for president
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:07 No.8605883
    >>Buy some milk
    >>Roll Nat. 20
    >>Milk refreshes all your hearts and makes you temporarily invincible
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:07 No.8605890
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    >Character punts a football during a school game
    >Max roll
    >Kills the receiving quarterback
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:08 No.8605899
    >Character whistles tune to pass the time
    >Max roll
    >Gets awarded 2 platinum records
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:08 No.8605900
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    >Spot Check
    >Nat 20
    >Awwwwww yeaaaahhhh
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:08 No.8605915
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    NAT 20 Athletics Jump
    >> Psyker Ted 03/15/10(Mon)23:09 No.8605930
    rolled 19 = 19

    >Post on /tg/
    >Roll a natural...
    >Cry some more
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605940
    >Max roll
    >Impregnate myself
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605944
    >Jacking off
    >Max roll
    >Thx op 10/10 i cum on cat hiss at penis
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605946
    >receiving quarterback
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605947
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    Natural 20 Spot Check
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605949
    >>Fold socks
    >>nat. 20
    >>Space-time shatters as one pair folds into 4 pairs.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605951
    >Breaking open a peanut.
    >Natural 20
    >All the peanuts in the bowl break open and the shell and skins fly into the garbage bin.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605953
    >Post on /tg/
    >Nat 20
    >Create RubyQuest
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!bTfelQViuUO 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605956
    >Character writes letter home to mom.
    >Rolls max numbers.
    >Writes best selling epic saga of action, sex, and profound life questions.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.8605959
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    >Cast hypnosis
    >Max roll!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:11 No.8605970
    >>Ask out a girl
    >>nat. 20s
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:11 No.8605979
    >Write a letter to a friend
    >New York Times bestselling short story: A Letter to My Dearest.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:12 No.8605983
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:12 No.8605987
    But you'll still never get a date ;_;
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!bTfelQViuUO 03/15/10(Mon)23:12 No.8605990
    Too late bitch that money is mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:12 No.8605991
    >Take asprin
    >Nat 20
    >Cure cancer
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:12 No.8605992
    >roll to lift a fist-sized ball that is your spaceship (warped into such a shape)
    >roll a one (DH) "+60 penalty; max"
    >pocket it, gm rages, says its 4 tons.
    >> Psyker Ted 03/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.8605999
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.8606008
    No, cause during that boost you get right when you Exalt, you totally score on the first date.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.8606015
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    >Roll dice
    >Nat 20
    >My presence is needed in another universe!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.8606018
    donate blood at hospital
    nat 20
    cure for cancer found.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606027
    >hock a loogie
    >natural 20
    >spit out singularity of mucus. childhood enemies are within the event horizon. bitches think it's hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606032
    Holy fuck, I don't know how someone wouldn't be fucking shaking in terror while sitting unsupported at that height.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606035
    >Catch it with your foot, do a somersault and continue on running
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606038
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    >Character writes a paper
    >Max roll
    >Paper bursts into flame
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606041
    >File a civil lawsuit against one "Thatassholewritefag" over ownership rights of the best piece of literature ever penned through a previous Nat20.
    >Win the ownership rights of EVERYTHING!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:14 No.8606043
    >doing homework
    >critical hit
    >write the Origin of Species
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:15 No.8606052
    >Decide to roll 1d6
    >Max Roll
    >Roll a 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:15 No.8606053
    >Try to troll tg
    >Max Roll
    >Post Love can Bloom
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:15 No.8606056
    Fuck yes

    >Order fast food
    >Nat 20
    >President of Earth
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:15 No.8606057
    >Programming random shit
    >Natural 20
    >Create the technological singularity
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:16 No.8606063
    That'd be a Natural 20 Forgery Check, mah boi
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:16 No.8606065
    >Tax Returns
    >Nat 20
    >Find $100,000 the government owes you
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:17 No.8606073
    >Post Love Can Bloom
    >nat 20
    >Combine Squad Broken, Love Can Bloom and My Immortal into a horrible!fic singularity; Destroy the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:17 No.8606074
    >Doing exercises
    >Roll 20
    >Receive permanent +6 STR bonus
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:17 No.8606075
    >Write patch for Linux driver
    >Nat 20
    >Spawn Skynet
    >> Thatassholewritefag !!bTfelQViuUO 03/15/10(Mon)23:17 No.8606082
    >Write autobiography to gain sympathy for my struggle against government copyright laws.
    >Straight tens on 30 dice.
    >Conquer world with legions of fanatical fans, publicly execute anonymous as an enemy of the empire.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:17 No.8606085
    >Breaking up with a girl
    >Natural 1
    >Get married
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:18 No.8606097
    doodle on napkin
    nat 20
    single handedly bump humanity up 2 tech levels.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:19 No.8606106
    >Make a rookie named Gaston on X-Com
    >Nat. 20
    >Take six hits from an alien monster without a scratch
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:19 No.8606114
    Yeah, writing the Finality of Species would be a nat20 homework.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:20 No.8606122
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    >Go to company picnic, participate in Potato Sack Race
    >Roll Natural 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:20 No.8606128
    >Marksdorf makes last stand
    >Natural 20
    >Marksdorf survives with no health and 5 fatal wounds, and kills the alien before dying 4 turns later
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:20 No.8606132


    >Acolyte is studying in Inquisition archives on how to counter demonic incursions
    >Nat 1
    > Step through a door into the Black library.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:21 No.8606138
    >Character is preparing toast
    >Full successes
    >A packet worth of crispy, parmesan covered, garlic and oregano scented croque madames
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:21 No.8606145
    >Face execution at the mercy of Thatassholewritefag
    >Come back from the dead and extract revenge by overthrowing Thatassholewritefag and assuming control of the world.
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.8606157
    get to class late, realize it is a test day, realize you have not studyed. Decide "eah screw it"
    Pencil in boxes at random.
    Be the only person to get above 90% on the test, and get awarded extra credit.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.8606158
    >applying chapstick
    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.8606165
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.8606166
    >>Nuclear Chemistry
    >>Nat 20
    >>Plutonium now only generates kittens as waste.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:23 No.8606169
    >Sage thread
    >Nat 20
    >Entire Internet deleted
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:23 No.8606176
    Take random photo using crappy cell phone cam
    nat 20
    Time Magazine 'Photo of The Century' and Pulitzer winner.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:23 No.8606177
    That kinda happened to me. I had only studied a couple chapters and ended up getting 91
    >> Bearford !!LjfL/DDMpjv 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606184
    >Max Roll
    >You are already God
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606189

    >grapple chaos titan that BBEG is in
    >roll 1
    >grabs titan and throws into the sun
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606193
    >donate blood at hospital
    >nat 1
    >My name Is Robert Nevill im a survivor living in New York
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606194

    >Sage thread
    >Max roll
    >Offending poster's computer explodes
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606197

    >Need to figure a way to keep kittens from unbalancing ecosystems
    >Nat 20
    > Putting kitties in an atom smasher results in plutonium
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.8606198
    It solves the energy AND world hunger crises.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:25 No.8606201
    >character eats breakfast
    >max roll
    >eggs hatch inside stomach, bursting out at lunch time to brutally peck everyone to death in a chickeny storm.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:25 No.8606202
    >>butter some toast
    >>nat 20
    >>knife spreads INFINITE BUTTER
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:25 No.8606204
    >Sage thread
    >Nat 20
    >4chan DDoS the internet

    fix'd it for ya
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:25 No.8606207
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:26 No.8606219
    >Rouge builds a car
    >Dm wasn't too pleased about high rolls and attempts to destroy it
    >Rouge Rolls 20, car doesn't break down, furthermore it never will
    >Dm retaliates by trying to kill us with trolls from a cave
    >I negotiate with trolls so they don't kill us
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:26 No.8606224
    >>Go to pet store
    >>nat 20
    >>You and Clyde the Orangutan are BFFs
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:27 No.8606238
    >>Attack spammer over internet
    >>Nat 20
    >>Kimmo's head explodes spontaneously
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:27 No.8606247
    Gaston was a manly prince.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:28 No.8606248
    post random three word comment in /b/
    natural 20
    Internet shutdown, riots worldwide, economy collapses.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:28 No.8606260
    Fuck yes if I were a wizard in the D&D universe I would totally craft a Knife of Infinite Butter.

    >Imply implications
    >Nat 20
    >Derive Theory of Everything
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/15/10(Mon)23:28 No.8606269
    >Change a lightbulb
    >Nat 1
    >Accidentally the U.S. power grid.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:28 No.8606270
    its only ever the rookies that get that lucky...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:29 No.8606278
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:29 No.8606282
    Writing a newspaper story about the high school chess guild.

    NAT 20

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:30 No.8606290
    I want to play a game with just a superheroic rookie team, with Marc Lecointe and Gaston teaming up to take down xenos
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:30 No.8606292
    Calling the post right now. "lol gtfo fag"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:31 No.8606308
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    Critical coffee
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:31 No.8606310
    >be a faggot
    >max rolls
    >hey there I'm Zhaku
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:31 No.8606318
    >Tries to inform people of scientology
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:32 No.8606329
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    >>Challenge Gym Teacher
    >>Nat 20
    >>Win your guns at age 14 through skill and cunning and become the youngest gunslinger in all of Gilead's history
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:32 No.8606336
    >Tune your car
    >Nat 20
    >Your Dodge now drives like a Lexus
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:33 No.8606347
    >start a band
    >natural 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:33 No.8606348
    > Make flash game for assignment
    > Natural 20
    > create photo realistic virtual reality.
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:33 No.8606352
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    >create a thread on /tg/ about rolling high on mundane tasks
    >NAT 20
    >see attached, in a literal sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:33 No.8606357

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:33 No.8606358
    >This Thread.

    No, sorry mom, I can't get up today, I just found something awesome on /tg/...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:34 No.8606371
    rolled=nat 20
    bowlshaking orgasm you shit yourself then pass out for 2d4+3 rounds rolled a 3, 3,+3=9
    you lay in a shitty pile for 9 rounds
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:34 No.8606373
    >make an rpg
    >natural 1
    >d&d 3.5

    >make an rpg
    >nat 20
    >d&d 4
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:35 No.8606388
    >Go to flirt with the new girl and ask her how she's doing.
    >nat 20
    >Get a blowjob in the produce cooler
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:35 No.8606394
    >make a post on tg
    >natural 1
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:35 No.8606404
    >Try to start flame war
    >Nat 1
    >Thread Continues as normal
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.8606413
    >colour builds car
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.8606419
    >start car for work
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.8606424
    Attempt to make a fake religion.
    Natural 20
    Create an actual religion.

    wait... isent that how Scientology started? Wait, thats a cult/scam.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.8606429
    >try to be clever
    >nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:38 No.8606450
    >Scratch arse
    >Nat 20
    >Liposuction of the buttocks
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:38 No.8606455
    >Play D&D
    >Nat 20
    >Fail Critical Confirmation
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:39 No.8606456
    continuing the car theme..

    >adjust carburetor to try and eliminate rough idle
    >natural 20
    >increase efficiency of engine by 500%
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:39 No.8606468
    mormons got their start that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:40 No.8606480
    >Try to replace broken graphics card
    >Nat 20
    >Invent quantum computation
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.8606487
    >Go to change spare tire
    >NAT 20
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.8606489
    >roll a monk for a friend's campaign who's known to be a MASTERMIND and a railroader
    >nat 20 on character creation
    >MY ARM
    >MY ARM
    >MY ARM
    >MY ARM
    >MY ARM
    >MY ARM
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.8606496
    >walking to class
    >natural 20
    >my footfalls push earth away from the sun, counteracting global warming
    >walking home
    >natural 1
    >my footfalls push earth toward the sun, reversing the positive effects of my previous trek
    >this happens monday through friday
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.8606498
    Ok my brain just sprained

    >Give flower to girl
    >Nat 20
    >princess flower crown
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.8606499
    >Join the Army
    >Nat 20
    >Become a Spess Mahreen
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:42 No.8606517
    I can get behind this.

    >start truck
    >nat 20
    >drive atlas

    I can't be the only one who has thought about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:42 No.8606520
    >Believe through hardwork and valiant spirit one can accomplish anything
    >nat 20
    >Become Modern day Patton,
    >create Anglo Empire
    >I accidently the Imperium of Man
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:43 No.8606532
    >Create houserules to improve D&D
    >Nat 20
    >Develop FATAL
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:44 No.8606551
    As someone who has actually read part of the FATAL handbook and hasn't lost his mind, that is a natural 1, sir.

    Seriously, that's trying to overcomplicate shit.
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    >construct a model panther
    >nat 20
    >Pic related
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:45 No.8606564
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    >buy package of oreos
    >nat 20
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:46 No.8606578
    >Construct a model partner
    >Nat 20
    >Sexy sexy robot girl
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:46 No.8606585
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    >make characters for Adeptus Evangelion
    >nat 20
    >pic related
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)23:46 No.8606592
    its ok, he posted with a Natural 1 when he made that post. Clearly.
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:47 No.8606600
    >>Take a look, it's in a book
    >>Nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:47 No.8606605

    >start truck
    >nat 20
    >drive MEGAS

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    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:48 No.8606613
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    >play with legos
    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.8606630
    >>Run for president
    >>nat 20
    >>Teddy Roosevelt 2.0
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.8606633
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    This, sir, is for you.

    My truck is even that same colored blue.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.8606637
    >Play folk music at the tavern to earn some silver for drinks
    >nat 20
    >Blow out the windows
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.8606639
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:50 No.8606651
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    >attempt to overcome bat phobias
    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:51 No.8606662
    >Be pedantic about Americanisms on the Internet
    >Nat 20
    >Entire population of USA switches to British English

    (Nat 1, make typo or similar screwup in this post.)
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:52 No.8606669
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    >play music at a tavern to earn some silver
    >nat 20
    >nat 20
    >nat 20
    >challenge all nine archdemons of the Nine Hells to rock-off in a campaign long adventure, eventually defeating Asmodeus, doing it all for a few free drinks, a solid gold guitar, and a BROfist from Zaphkiel

    Oh yeah. That happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:52 No.8606670
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    >attempt physics experiment
    >nat 1
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:53 No.8606685
    >Try to bring back Americas pride and strength
    >nat 20
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/15/10(Mon)23:53 No.8606694
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    On further recollection, this is also for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:53 No.8606697
    *Ouch*. Brutal.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:54 No.8606705
    what is that?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.8606722
    The sarcophagus constructed over the Chernobyl reactor after it china'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.8606728
    >Another day at the job in Geneva
    >nat 20
    >Find higgs boson under ashtray
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.8606732
    I believe that is the concrete sarcophagus surrounding the blown nuclear reactor at Chernobyl.

    It's slowly degrading from within. More concrete must be continually added. Due to increasing surface area, this is a losing proposition.

    Thanks, former USSR states, for not bothering to build a containment vessel in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.8606735
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    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.8606736

    >>Pray to God
    >>Nat 20
    >>Angelic visitation, not one of the wimpy baby with wings ones either. One of the crazy Lovecraftian ones from the Old Testament.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:57 No.8606741
    If it makes you feel better, apparently the wildlife around Chernobyl is thriving.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:57 No.8606748
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    >>Roll to pick up chicks
    >>Nat 20
    >>Pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:58 No.8606754
    >Find higgs boson under ashtray
    >Ray chen rolls a nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)23:58 No.8606761
    my character is teaching a kindergarden ESL class.

    In order to excite them into repeating alphabet letters, I start having them parrot Lil'Jon and scream YEAH! WHAT! OKAY!

    >roll a natural 20

    The entire campus bursts into singing GET LOW and my coteachers start gyrating on the stripper poles that erupt from the floorboards.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:00 No.8606802
    >see goatse
    >Natural 20
    >has goatse see itself
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:01 No.8606804
    >Swing Pick
    >max roll
    >8.8 earthquake shakes city. No survivors.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:01 No.8606807
    I believe it's even classified as a nature reserve of some kind now that it no longer dissolves the pituitary gland of local fauna.

    Chernobyl itself was more rampant stupidity than bad luck, though, really---the place suffered a chronic local maxima of HERPADERP. Three Mile Island was more of a chain of natural 1s.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:01 No.8606808
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    And for the flip side of that..
    Nat 1
    Pic Related.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:01 No.8606810
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    >blow drying hair
    >Max roll
    >blow dryer set to highest setting
    >> sage 03/16/10(Tue)00:02 No.8606830
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    >Patch Dorf Fortress
    >natural 20
    > Dorf Fortress becomes sentient
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:03 No.8606835
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:03 No.8606842
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    >drive a stryker
    >nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:04 No.8606858
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:05 No.8606880
    >troll eurofags on /b/
    >Max roll
    >all non-americans in the world spontaneously combust
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:06 No.8606882

    MY BIKE!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:07 No.8606897
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    >natural one on roll
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:07 No.8606905
    >Post monstergirls to /tg/
    >Nat 20
    >FURRY HARMONY HARMONY for ever and ever
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:07 No.8606907
    is that a smily face about to receive bukkake from a bunch of other smily faces' dicks?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:08 No.8606919
    >swing the bat
    >max roll
    >the moon is split.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:09 No.8606928
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    It just looks that way.

    Bet if you cut them open they'd be riddled with tumors.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:09 No.8606933
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    >do that clotting experiment to find what your blood type is
    >nat 20
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/16/10(Tue)00:09 No.8606941
    >make profession(airship pilot) check
    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:09 No.8606943
    As opposed to if there area was habitable by humans, in which case they would be riddled with bullets.
    >> DOOMRIDER !NANNANNANA 03/16/10(Tue)00:10 No.8606949
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >Create quirky flash game for Adult Swim.
    >nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:10 No.8606952
    >nat 1
    >cause a ripple effect annihilating all life in the universe
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:11 No.8606961
    >Get blood test
    >Nat 20
    >AB or O, your choice. You also have an identical twin you never knew about who can give you the kidney you need
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:11 No.8606963
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    >attempt to learn what 'sit' means
    >nat 20
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:12 No.8606978
    >nat 20
    >twin sister spontaneously impregnated.

    >twin sister spontaneously impregnated
    >nat 20
    >convince her god did it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:12 No.8606984
    >look in telescope
    >nat 20
    >discover alien life, they also want you to be their emperor due to a prophecy.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:13 No.8606990
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    >get through downtown Chicago unnoticed
    >nat 1
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:15 No.8607025
    >Add thread to archive
    >Nat 20
    >Suptg replaces Wayback Machine and Google, also becomes sentient
    >> Captain Bill 03/16/10(Tue)00:26 No.8607180
    >Make a Knowledge: Physics check
    >Natural 20
    >Warp Drive


    >Make a Knowledge: Physics check
    >Natural 1
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:30 No.8607227
    >Peanut Untouchable

    Well, there's my new character name.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:31 No.8607252
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    I know it's way late, but I just couldn't resist...

    No one smokes like Gaston!
    No one tokes like Gaston!
    No ones hits are incredibly big as Gaston's!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:31 No.8607259
    He must be a gay nigger rapist.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:46 No.8607485
    tie shoe
    nat 20
    invent velcro and it never becomes "old man"
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)00:59 No.8607673
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    >grapple check
    >natural 20
    >pic related
    >> LaBambaMan 03/16/10(Tue)01:00 No.8607695
    >Character is gardening using a hoe
    >Max roll
    >Punctures the earth so hard it splits the country in two
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:02 No.8607719
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    >Character nervously calls up childhood crush to ask if she'd like to go out for a cup of coffee..
    >Childhood crush immidietely appears at the door, stark naked and grinning, holding the keys to a new Porsche in one hand and a copy of the 5th Edition Dark Eldar Codex in the other.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:04 No.8607743
    >character throws a football
    >max roll
    >World War III
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:05 No.8607754

    Dammit, I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:07 No.8607783
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    >Go for piss
    >Max roll
    >...Yeah...About New Orleans...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:07 No.8607785
    >Character eats some rice at an all you can eat Chinese buffet.
    >No more rice in China.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:14 No.8607887
    >attempt suicide by jumping off the building
    >nat 1
    >you miss
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:18 No.8607971
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    I broke the dam...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:32 No.8608213
    >Wish you were over at girlfriends house
    >Nat 20
    >You now have the power of teleportaition, and she's waiting, in a french maid/School girl outfit with a large steak, and ready to give a blowjob.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:33 No.8608223
    >Quest thread
    >Max roll
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)01:40 No.8608349
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    >Climbing a wall
    >Nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:07 No.8610305
    >roll consolidation after assault
    >nat 20
    >conquer terra, rape emprah
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:09 No.8610323
    >Character tries to make another bored (no lie)
    >Natural 20
    >Other character falls dead asleep for 12 hours
    >> Kyidro 03/16/10(Tue)04:11 No.8610344
    This thread,epic
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:12 No.8610348
    >character interrogates prisoner
    >natural 20
    >The answer to life, universe and everything
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:12 No.8610349
    >Character punches a man
    >Max roll with bonuses
    >Man turns into door
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:12 No.8610351
    >Fire 1 lance from an escort at a cruiser
    >Roll critical (6 on D6)
    >Roll critical result (12 on 2d6)
    >Roll extra damage
    >Hit 6 more times
    >Enemy heavy cruiser crippled
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:16 No.8610384
    Roll dice
    Natural 20
    Rolled a natural 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:17 No.8610385
    >be a faggot
    >nat 20
    >> StrainLeader !fxQAUPZaVw 03/16/10(Tue)04:20 No.8610411
    >>Be a Blood Angels Dreadnaught with two Blood Claws.
    >>Max Rolls
    >> Infinite Kills. Forever.
    >> dice 1d6 Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:21 No.8610425
    >Get out of bed.

    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:22 No.8610439

    >Roll for anal circumference
    >Max roll
    >FATAL uninvents itself
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:26 No.8610470
    >just idling around
    >nat 20
    >become schools vice president

    Actually happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:39 No.8610571
    >spamming F5 on epic thread
    >nat 1
    >PC RRODs
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:43 No.8610606
    >troll /v/
    >nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:45 No.8610629
    >Chuckle at thread
    >Natural 20
    >Wipe roommate's raid
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:46 No.8610636

    >Roommate chuckles at thread
    >nat 20
    >Roommate promoted to Guild Leader
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:46 No.8610638
    >try to roll a d20
    >nat 20
    >roll a d100 again
    >nat 1
    >back to a d20
    >> Green-ranger !!Oo43raDvH61 03/16/10(Tue)04:50 No.8610683
    >take shit
    >Nat 20
    >Never need to shit again.

    >Tell parents you're gay
    >Nat 1
    >Not gay anoymore, parents still furious
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:51 No.8610687
    >Tell parents you're gay
    >Nat 20
    >They hook you up with a cute guy
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:53 No.8610702
    >"I'll look at /tg/ ONE more time, then I'm going to bed."
    >Nat 1 on Will save
    >"Oh shit, I have class in 20 minutes!"
    >> Green-ranger !!Oo43raDvH61 03/16/10(Tue)04:53 No.8610703
    >>Tell parents you're gay
    >Nat 20
    >So are they
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:54 No.8610707
    >Tell parent's you're gay
    >Natural 10
    >They're pretty alright with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:55 No.8610714
    Oh, I lold
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:57 No.8610736
    >Jerkin off
    >Max roll
    >Hand becomes several fine bitches
    >so ronery ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)04:59 No.8610753
    >nat 20
    >roommates are awoken and spontaneously bursts into laughter
    >entire neighborhood driven mad with contagious laughter
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:03 No.8610780
    >Playfully punch your friend in the shoulder
    >Righteous Fury
    >Break his spine and cry to death
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 03/16/10(Tue)05:04 No.8610791
    >Picking my nose
    >Natural 20
    >Found some uranium
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:07 No.8610808
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    >Applying for job at Wal-Mart.
    >Nat 20.
    >Become President of Earth.
    >Kill all involved with FATAL.
    >Severely reprimand all involved with the new Blood Angels codex.
    >Select several fine bitches and aged liquor for myself, Keith David, Jason Statham, and Stephen Hawking.
    >Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:08 No.8610822
    > picks up telephone to call for pizza.
    > maximum roll.
    > pizza delivery service is already asking for your order before you even dial.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:11 No.8610841
    Fuckin ace!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:14 No.8610868
    >Write a post on /tg/
    >Natural 20
    >Accedently a proof for wheater OP is a faggot or not
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:19 No.8610898
    > picks up telephone to call for pizza.
    > maximum roll.
    > pizza delivery service is already delivering your order before you even dial

    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:22 No.8610923
    >Accidentally a whole bottle
    >Nat 20
    >Accidentally the whole world. Is this bad?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:22 No.8610924
    >Call to order pizza
    >NATURAL 20!!
    >15 minutes later, hot naked chick arrives at front door, pleasuring herself with a stick of pepperoni.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:23 No.8610932
    >Writing a book
    >Max roll
    >New belief system formed based on it, one billion followers.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:25 No.8610940
    >Diplomacy check
    >Nat 20
    >She is now pleasuring herself with your pepperoni stick, cooking you a pizza.

    >And maybe for some gaming later.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:25 No.8610942
    >Sage thread
    >Nat 20
    >4chan no longer sucks
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:25 No.8610944
    Has actually happened. Dickwad was trying to prank both me and the pizza place. Pick up the phone, pizza guy shows up with what I was about to order.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:28 No.8610961
    >Do a drive-by to kill a nigger
    >natural 20
    >my bullets kill every nigger in the city
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:34 No.8611010
    This actually just happened.
    >Opening the Batman & Robin DVD box with the blade of some dull scissors
    >Nat 20
    >Cut through the box and almost scratch the DVD

    Oh shi-
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:43 No.8611103

    I actually planned on ordering pizza later today...

    Let's hope for some 20s, boys.
    >> StrainLeader !fxQAUPZaVw 03/16/10(Tue)05:45 No.8611133

    This is you:
    >Try to sound like a toughguy on the internet by saying "nigger".
    >Max Roll
    >Still look like a fucking 12 year old craving attention on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:46 No.8611147


    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:47 No.8611156
    lol what retarded team has thier QB doing kick return. silly neckbeard
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:48 No.8611175
    >Cook dinner
    >Natural 20
    >Invent new taste sensation that's taking the nation.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:53 No.8611232
    >Have sex with woman
    >Max roll
    >She gets pregnant with primarchs
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)05:55 No.8611263
    >max roll
    >gnarliest fart ever, people scream and vomit
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)06:04 No.8611338
    >Nat 20
    >Shake building off foundation and condemn it
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)06:13 No.8611425
    >Character closes Door
    >Max roll
    >Door will never be opened again
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)06:55 No.8611773
    >Swallow a packet of seeds
    >Max roll
    >Shit trees
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)07:24 No.8611974
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    >Character is a Roman emperor seeking to entertain the masses
    >Natural 20
    >A hundred tiny blonde girls are raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons

    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:07 No.8612336
    Ok, writing this down.
    If I ever go back in time. NEVER go to Rome, alternatively GO TO ROME.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:08 No.8612351
    Holy shit. I mean, I saw that episode of Rome where the Bithynian satrap asked Brutus and Cassius to let him see a Roman woman fucked by baboons, but had no idea it was real.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:11 No.8612364
    >Doodling in math class
    >Nat 20
    >Create Cultist-chan
    >> Ya Bum Musky !FordDucaKo 03/16/10(Tue)08:11 No.8612367

    oh romans u so silleh
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:14 No.8612384
    m night shyamalan is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:15 No.8612390
    >Playing in the sandbox
    >Natural 20
    >Find Jimmy Hoffa
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:20 No.8612426

    I swear only 3 people on this board are going to understand that.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:21 No.8612434
    Two others...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:23 No.8612450
    Make that another one, and it's well before my time too. Do I win a prize?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:24 No.8612459
    >Try to fix the computer
    >Natural 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:25 No.8612471
    And I am the third.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:25 No.8612473
    >Buy pizza
    >Max roll
    >Lose money

    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:28 No.8612494
    >Skip test
    >Natural 20
    >Test got aced
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:29 No.8612501
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:29 No.8612507
    contract aids
    nat 20
    scientists find the cure for aids within my blood
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:30 No.8612513
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    >Start singing
    >Max roll
    >Picture related
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:31 No.8612518
    >Ask for favor
    >Max roll
    >Favor is done

    Fuck year.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:34 No.8612547
    >Take test
    >Max roll
    >Fail class, because you missed the real one
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:36 No.8612559
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:39 No.8612588
    >post cool model
    >nat 1
    >mistake panther with tiger II
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:39 No.8612591
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    >Call shenanigans on God
    >Natural 20
    pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:42 No.8612630
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    Oh... I never thought it was historically accurate.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:46 No.8612660
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:48 No.8612677
    >Eating soup
    >Max roll
    >Not a drop spilled or left in the cup, and not a single annoying slurping noise made.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:48 No.8612681
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    Natural 20 Attack Roll
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:49 No.8612687


    If Rome didn't do so much good when it came to sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, I am pretty sure they would handily earn the title of "Most evil empire that ever was".
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:51 No.8612706
    All the awesome in this thread aside, rolling for mundane tasks is stupid.

    However, what do you do when a player critically fails at a non-combat, non-critical skill? Like perception? Loses his eyesight?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:53 No.8612719
    Sees something that isn't there. Goblins coming from the west? I'm sure there's a troll to the east, guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:53 No.8612722
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    But apart form all that, what have the romans ever done for us?!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:53 No.8612725

    They kinda earn it despite that. I mean, being well organized and ordered doesn't make you good.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:54 No.8612727

    He perceives something inaccurately. Trying to perceive a hidden door? Finds a bear.
    >> Derp !!zoRpBFHVU5N 03/16/10(Tue)08:54 No.8612734
    >push somebody with my foot
    >max successes
    >dropkick that bitch through a window
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:55 No.8612739
    >Jump in place for no reason
    >Crit Fail
    >Break both legs
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:58 No.8612765
    >Search check for a section in your textbook
    >Natural 20
    >Sudden total understanding of all material covered by the book.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)08:59 No.8612773
    this is now even more hilarious

    >try to make toast
    >Crit Fail
    >they shoot from the toaster and lodge in your eyes
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:01 No.8612795
    >Character makes cereal
    >Natural 1
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:03 No.8612813
    Ffffffffffffffffff...that's just showing off.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:04 No.8612826
    I doubt that there is any empire, except maybe the maurya empire during ashoka's reign, in all human history that can be called "good". And for the one that can, it's probably only because we mostly know myths about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:06 No.8612852
    The Swedish Empire says "Fuck you"
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:09 No.8612875
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:10 No.8612889
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:10 No.8612899
    Wait, what the fuck is that?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:12 No.8612912
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    My pic
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:16 No.8612958

    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:20 No.8613014
    >reading through random threads
    >Nat 20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:33 No.8613152
    This was supposed to be about mundane activities. When you're fighting a dragon you won't become the emperor of everything and cure cancer LOLOLOL when rolling a 20.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)09:35 No.8613184
    Shut up OP, you created something bigger than yourself, deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)10:49 No.8613890
    Fuck, this actually happened to my dad.

    >Get out of truck
    >Nat 1
    >Shatter tibia

    How, motherfucker? HOW?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)11:30 No.8614317
    >Life check
    >Nat 20
    >Live alone in your trailer in the middle of nowhere in a country town where nobody can bother you, you can play video games and music as loud as you want, yell in your house, dance in your house, etc etc, and you have plenty of food and drink that you don't have to leave the house for MONTHS.

    Every fucking day of my life. Feels amazing to have good luck with dem rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)11:55 No.8614614
    >attempt to download music from the interenet.
    >I accidentally an entire car.

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