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    159 KB Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.8587949  
    This is your next Tech Priestess.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:52 No.8587956
    I stick my pooper in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:53 No.8587964
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:54 No.8587974
    all technology runs on little girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:57 No.8588027

    Awesome! I would spend my days plugging my lamp cord in and out.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/10(Sun)23:58 No.8588046
    I am horrified but intrigued
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 03/14/10(Sun)23:59 No.8588053

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:35 No.8589639
    I am not horrified, but I am quite agreed.

    If taken to it's logical conclusions, Strike Witches would probably be like this: Certain girls are born with magical power that can be used to power turbines and machines, yet they lose this power at the onset of adulthood. It is passed on genetically, so there'd probably be eugenic programs designed to make a never-ending supply of industry-supplying "Witches."
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)01:38 No.8589679
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:42 No.8589732

    Never any STUG.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:42 No.8589737
    All right-thinking people know that illegals are taking our countryaway from us! Mark my words send them t Iraq. BNP for England.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:43 No.8589742
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    That thing is fucking retarded.
    I never want to see it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:43 No.8589746
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    This is your next moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:44 No.8589758
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:44 No.8589767
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:45 No.8589774
    Guys. Seriously, guys.
    When I said I was looking for Tank Girl pics, this is NOT what I meant...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:46 No.8589780
    when will people ealise that this communist government are using history to criticise the pope all true brits shuld sterolise them all no doubt this is legal under the eu human rights act
    >> Sorain 03/15/10(Mon)01:48 No.8589815
    alright, who swapped out Provisonal Unit 05?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:54 No.8589895
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    There is "Strike Witches, Star of Africa", which is about a tank battle...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:56 No.8589925

    God dammit



    That would be grim. Grim and excellent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)01:57 No.8589942
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:00 No.8589975
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    I am going to break the "no posting STUG"-rule, but don't expect it to happen again
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:01 No.8589989
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    Change the paint job and I had said it's a m28.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:02 No.8589999
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    Not a MKIV, but it works.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)02:09 No.8590077
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:11 No.8590101

    Actually no, it would be silly. Silly and bad.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)02:14 No.8590143
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:16 No.8590161
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    Yeah, plus the plot would get really depressing when they need to start fires under the German lolis to keep them from freezing.

    Or when the Germans finally get encircled and they have to use the lolis as fixed weapon positions.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:20 No.8590229

    I was born to see this.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:21 No.8590232
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:22 No.8590249
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)02:22 No.8590252
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:24 No.8590281

    Wouldn't be that boat be a loli either?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:25 No.8590294
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    For Karlsland!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:25 No.8590297
    More than likely it would be a boat full of soldiers - the boat would be a loli. The planes strafing would also be lolis.

    This makes my head spin.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)02:26 No.8590300
    ...Oh fuck it. Make everything Loli. Even the infantry.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 03/15/10(Mon)02:26 No.8590302
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    >This thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:27 No.8590313
    Could somebody please post that image with the loli landing craft?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:29 No.8590344
    and as in all japanese plots the most powerful loli is actually a shota??!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:33 No.8590403
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    Everything is loli.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:33 No.8590412

    11 is a veteran. At this point she will soon be retired as her powers wane but she knows how to use them to their full extent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:34 No.8590423
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    Hea, Russian mine dogs chasing German tank loli's... and umm some of their own as well.

    Oh god I can see the dojin now.. Russian mine dogs trained to run up under the tanks and sniff at the girls's panties, unfortunately trained with Russian girls...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:36 No.8590456
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    I'll see your Panzer and raise you a MORSER.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:36 No.8590467
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    >AT dogs
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:37 No.8590477
    And the super villain will inject himself with a loli super serum! Made from captured and tortured loli's.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:39 No.8590504
    DOG NO
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:42 No.8590562
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:44 No.8590591
    I am pretty sure that is Armour.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)02:49 No.8590677
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)02:54 No.8590759
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    Abrams was here. All other Lolis are small-time
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:00 No.8590855
    Abrams get recycled and put back into use as long as they're still even remotely functional.

    Oh christ, mindfuck. Pulling the charred body of some unfortunate Loli out of her housing, fixing up the parts and slotting them onto a new girl...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:05 No.8590937
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    Your Air Support is lacking.

    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:06 No.8590953
    >Implying that this isn't just a normal occurence in the Loli Battletank-verse

    They aren't people. They're simply organic parts.

    If a part breaks down, you replace it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:07 No.8590963
    dude. make an awesome guro comic
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:11 No.8591022
    /tg/ has gone too far
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:13 No.8591041
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    >this thread
    >> PointMan !!sjoCtjmIoEU 03/15/10(Mon)03:13 No.8591044
    >>8591022/tg/ has not gone far enough, actually it has gone to far, but you left far too obvious an opening.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:16 No.8591091
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    Just think of how militarys the world over treat their Armor.

    Now imagine those militarys using little girls, seeing them as little more than a fleshy bit inside of the machine, to be replaced when it runs down.

    They're a bit more intelligent than cattle, but sometimes, in their last few minutes of life, a horrible, soul-wrenching shriek can be heard coming from them.

    Its best not to ponder if they're truly sentient.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:22 No.8591165
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:27 No.8591221
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:31 No.8591278
    I knew this day would come. Were the loli army would unite again and kill us all!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:31 No.8591279
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    "God, Sarge... They're just kids!"

    "They ain't kids, Jimmy; They might look like 'em, but they're no smarter'n a dog."

    "I still think its wrong, Sarge. Christ, they could be a normal kid, if they weren't stuck in that fucking armor!"

    "That "fucking armor" is the only thing keepin' 'em alive and sane, Jimmy. Injects sedatives and drugs t'keep 'em in line and under control, and god almighty, you don't want t'see one of the damn things thats taken a hit t'it's chemical tank."

    "I... I just don't know, Sarge. What kind of fucked up war is this when we're sendin' out little kids to die?"

    "Don't think of 'em as kids, Jimmy; just think of them as another component, like an engine or an air conditioning system. It won't help you sleep at night, but it'll get you through the day."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:33 No.8591305
    How many men can fit in a troop transport loli?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:33 No.8591313

    oh god, WW2 Russian front would be a nightmare
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:41 No.8591392
    How Many Loli's does it take to run an aircraft carrier?
    Don't know sir how many? *chuckle*
    You're the fucking engineer you tell me!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:45 No.8591434
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    "Sir, the Armor is being massacred!"

    "We must press on. Our Glorious Leader has spoken; we shall not let them have Stalingrad."

    "Bu-but the cost, Comrade!"

    "Do you think that I do not KNOW the cost of what we do here, Ivan?

    My own daughter... My precious Ilya... She is out there, at this moment."

    "I... I did not know, Comrade."

    "You could not have known. No man is supposed to know, save for those who... VOLUNTEERED their daughters for the cause..."


    "Ilya... Wherever she is, she fights for a free motherland, and she shall die in the service of our glorious Soviet Union. I cannot ask for more."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:47 No.8591458
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:47 No.8591460
    Bastardized loli mechs made from girls that AREN'T the passive cows, but are actual, raised little girls?

    They have no mouths, and they must scream.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)03:48 No.8591476
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    Pic related. Except tank turn into more loli.
    "C-Comrade Commissar...Those girls what are they doing here in armor? Where is our reinforcement?"
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)03:50 No.8591516
    That..is win. I love you anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:55 No.8591566
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)03:58 No.8591601
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    Pic related to the fathers and brothers of the 412th Volunteer Armored Division.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:05 No.8591670
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:06 No.8591682
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    She fights for a free Motherland against the Capitalist pig-dogs above the jungles of Vietnam...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:08 No.8591714
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    MiG, MkII
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)04:09 No.8591725
    I almost cry. Then I drink some more Vodka and laugh it off.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:21 No.8591846
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    This girl was not born a Battle Maiden; rather, she volunteered, and was given the parts of an already dead Armor.

    The parts are ill-fitting, reek of gunpowder and blood; the lass cannot voice her objections, however, for she has been entrapped within the corridors of her mind.

    She is a thing of instinct now, capable of following simple orders and executing them to the best of her abilities. At least, so long as the sedatives keep her from seeing the true horror of her new reality.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:25 No.8591876
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:30 No.8591915
    I always preferred the Panzer IV to the Tiger when it comes to WWII tanks.

    I'm glad it translates to witches too.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:30 No.8591922
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    Science has made soulless meldings of loli and armor/aircraft that wage war.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:38 No.8592019
    Bump for Grimdark Lolipunk
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)04:39 No.8592023
    I would try to be sad but the Vodka are starting to work now...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:41 No.8592056
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:49 No.8592147
    come one this thread needs warhammer 40k tank girls
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)04:55 No.8592230
    How about NO.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)05:10 No.8592408
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)05:12 No.8592420
    Fucking IVie.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/15/10(Mon)05:18 No.8592480
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)05:21 No.8592500
    Pick the loli powered vehicle of your choice. I Choose... Semi truck. Cute optimus prime!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:28 No.8595799
    fuck panzers, Panthers is where its at!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:33 No.8595840
    I have one question.

    Why must all these vehicle girls for all their armor show off their crotch?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:36 No.8595870
    How else would you fill their tanks?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:38 No.8595902
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    Why did it have to make sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)10:47 No.8595988
    Unfortunately the terrifying truth is that the L.O.L.I. Corps vehicles are not crewed by mindless biomachines created in labs. In fact, they were once ordinary children until the military requisitioned them for combat usage. The drugs that are supposed to pacify "warlike" instincts are actually suppressing the original personality and emotions of the recipient. No one would know this of course, unless a girl's chem-systems are damaged and she is recovered from the battlefield. The powers that be are rather swift in silencing any units that encounter such circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)11:13 No.8596224
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:39 No.8597800
    this thread relly make me think about how GRIMDARK and awesome strikewitches could have been.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:40 No.8597814
    Moe moe shit can never be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:41 No.8597821
    Almost too grimdark.

    Prying the mutilated lolis out of their equipment after they've taken a tank shell would be SEVERE GRIMDARK.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:41 No.8597825

    I heartily agree good sir.

    Cheers to major boobage!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:45 No.8597869
    Theres a rule about STUG?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:46 No.8597888
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    I'm thinking of ways to run it in Mutants and Masterminds. Does this make me a horrible person?

    Also picture related.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:48 No.8597912
    >I'm thinking of ways to run it in Mutants and Masterminds. Does this make me a horrible person?


    And post results.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:49 No.8597930

    What he means is, if you fail to post results then yes you are a horrible person.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:52 No.8597966

    That's no moon...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)13:55 No.8598004
    Only ideas for the most part, Lots of permanent features and much 'horrible' role play. Possibly some minor variable container use or allowing 'stock' pieces to be traded around as equipment.

    Also I'm having the idea of highly disposable bodies but having a central core (brain pan is reinforced ghost in the shell thing) that needs to be scavenged to bring them back so they could be reinstalled in a new body. Take a -1 mental based drawback or increase any current drawback by one point for no gained points. Retire the character when they can no longer function as a weapon of war. Possibly allow complete model changes that is basically changing up the power set.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)14:03 No.8598087

    I remember how /a/ and /m/ apparently played the shit out of that game.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)14:06 No.8598112
    Also by 'horrible' roleplay I mean "I have no hands, can someone who was left with some hands feed me?".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)14:11 No.8598178
    someone should archive this
    >> Heavy Bio-Mechanical Infantry Unit A-1776 03/15/10(Mon)14:55 No.8598649
    I return to the base and am directed to a garage by an officer with a concerned look on his face. I am not sure why they always have that look when I return with battle damage. My right armament and organic manipulator was destroyed by the new fragment grenades developed by the enemy.

    I pull into the garage and am directed and strip off my armaments. After visually confirming that my organic right manipulator was indeed as damaged as my nervous system reported I inserted the IV drip into the generally untouched portion to save the Engineer prep time.

    I wait a few minutes as a new engineer comes over to examine me. He does strange things such as tell me how horrible it must hurt and how I am a good girl as he looks over the wound. He says all this in a way I am familiar with, the only description that I process to express what it could be is 'soft'. He makes a strange face while telling me that my right organic manipulator will have to be replaced, explaining a process I have gone through uniformed at least a 5 times before.

    He then unexpectedly moves closer and rests his own organic manipulator on my head and moves it back and forth saying how it must be tough and how I am a good girl for putting up with it. My nervous system reported a strange sensation from this, not damage or general tactile sensation but something different. My vascular system also malfunctioned making my face feel warm. He then left to diagnose another infantry unit. For some unknown reason I wanted him to be the one to preform the post repair operation on me.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)15:34 No.8599182
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    You are awesome sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/10(Mon)16:24 No.8599880
    I try.

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