I just got the pun.

I feel so stupid.

Get Rez orb?

Enable console by changing the start line paramaters to +devcon

Enter console and input the following texts:
sv_cheats 1
noclip
god

Walk through the walls to each item and snag them, ignoring everyone and everything. Go to Lady of Whatever Whatever, get betrayed, then kill her and take her place.

There. Saved /tg/ three months.

>>8478579
\allweapons
\allammo

>>8478515
Pun?

>>8478625

The name of the vessel.

>>8478602
Fuck that. With Godmode on we don't need no stinking weapons.

Nothing can touch us, so why bother? Get the fucking McGuffin, take it to S.H.O.D.A.N. act all "OMGWTF, WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING ME?" when she invariably turns on us, then kill her with the weakest weapon in the game for the lulz.

>>8478647
Oh, yeah. It's sup/tg/.

>>8478579
Are those original SS2 codes? I just remember ubermensch.

Rez orb or Power core.

Power core first.

Res core WILL set off the scripted sequence for the chase scene.

Can we upgrade our eyes? It would be easier if we could see in a broader light spectrum.

You evaluate your internal navigation, determining that the resurrection orb lies in the direction of what used to be archival storage, but in its new configuration has become the well of souls - a repository for necron consciousnesses bereft of bodies. You don't imagine that it's very full right now, owing to the relatively small number of necrons brought aboard by the archeological teams, but you haven't gotten as far as you have by being incautious.

The power core is in a chamber called the shadowlight, an archive of sorts if the Weaver's memories are any indication. Both objects lie in the same general direction, while the last - the Lady's death mask - is somewhere behind you in the vault of twilight.

Not for the first time, you pause to consider just how pretentious the necrons seem to be.

>>8478996
>Not for the first time, you pause to consider just how pretentious the necrons seem to be.
I chuckled.

>>8478925

Roll 1d100

rolled 53 = 53

>>8479071

>>8479081

Not a good roll, but not a bad one.

>>8479081
Better than nothing, I guess.

>>8479126

Your eyes ache and water, but aside from a bit of static you don't observe any quantifiable change in your vision. Your phylactery is running low on raw material, you realize, necessitating renewed consumption.

Roll 1d100

rolled 70 = 70

>>8479455

rolled 17 = 17

>>8479455

>>8479558
>>8479559
D:

rolled 95 = 95

>>8479558

rolled 21 = 21

>>8479594

A bolt of energy strikes widely past you, impacting harmlessly on the polished wall of the corridor. Behind you, a troop of warriors advance, larger and more heavily armored than the patterns you've faced so far. Immortals, Drone helpfully analyzes; their weapons hang low, throbbing with malign luminescence, primed to fire again.

Declare an action and roll 1d100.

rolled 34 = 34

>>8479762
Run!

>>8479787
Not bad.

How are we low on Necrodermis? I missed yesterdays thread, did we use it for something? do we have a third Drone?

>>8479762
ho shit a fucking imortal squad run woman run!

Flee.

You turn heel and hoof it, taking off down the corridor as the warrior-constructs advance behind you. Your more agile form easily outpaces them, allowing you to evade pursuit for the time being, but you know that they won't be discouraged so easily.

Roll 1d100 to evade detection.

rolled 56 = 56

>>8480200

rolled 73 = 73

>>8480200

rolled 32 = 32

heh looks like we be good

>>8480207
When will I ever get a good roll?

>>8480223
Don't worry,
The laws of probability mean the more bad roles, the more likely a good role becomes

>>8480207
>>8480223
When you stop rolling.

>>8480223
you were better than mine, thankfully

>>8480207
Best to get the bad ones out of the way before the boss fight.

As you pause to reevaluate your position, the echo of warriors marching in tandem grows louder behind you. You haven't quite succeeded in shaking your pursuers yet!

Declare an action and roll 1d100

rolled 44 = 44

>>8480360
Shoot to kill!

>>8480383
You lay down a spread of suppressing fire, peppering the advancing immortals with the gauss arc of your carbine, but if they're discouraged they show no sign. The constant barrage of impacts against their armor prevents them from drawing a bead on you, however, enabling you to take another action before they're close enough to return fire.

rolled 94 = 94

>>8480457
keep running!

rolled 16 = 16

>>8480457

Run

>>8480482
Oh dear...

The only cure is death.

The only cure is to go to the beyond.

Not a very talkative thread today.

The only cure is to reach the limit.

The only solution is the limit.

>>8480482
This promises to be unpleasant.

>>8480482
wow this is gonna hurt....
ALOT

rolled 94 = 94

>>8480584
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!
walk along the razor's edge,
Don't look down, just keep your head up till you're finished!

>>8480457
Run then hide

>>8480858
STOP ROLLING!

>>8480664
>>8480759
I thought high was good?

>>8480897
fffffffffffffff

>>8480489
Can this be our run roll?

You crouch low, firing for effect as the immortals continue their implacable advance. A wave of return fire crashes all around you, cascades of energy forcing your withdrawl, but as you turn to escape the torrent of gauss energy a blast strikes you square in the back! Drone emits a sharp, panicked chirp as you're sent flying, a whole blown clean through you!

Your body crashes to the floor, sparks raining from the gaping cavity in your torso. You're able to manage just enough energy to look down dumbly, rendered insensate by the massive physical trauma. Charred metallic ribs frame the throbbing structure of your phylactery, hanging loosely from damaged conduits.

Roll 1d100.

rolled 32 = 32

>>8480936
Rollin'!

So, any reason Tau quest uses low = better?

>>8480936
oh fuck that sounds like it hurt alot

>>8480970
Dark Heresy rules.

>>8480970
could be because dark heresy and Rogue Trader do the same thing. The lower the roll the better.

>>8480961
...better.

>>8480907
You thought wrong.

>>8480979
>>8480987
that would probably expain things

OK, no more running while in combat without multiple covers...

>>8480936
Fuck!
It's a good thing we're more machine than tau now, I guess, but still- fuck

>>8481076
I didnt think we were that far yet :/

>>8481104

Our skeleton and muscles are upgraded with Necron tech already also in the back we have gravitic wings and a minidrone factory.

>>8480936
Drone!
Try to distract the immortals

Your ribs slowly knit back together, taking on the characteristic shape of a necron breastplate beneath the scorched hole in your overalls, power rerouting to restore strength to your limbs, You're in no condition to fight, but you can still flee!

Roll 1d100

rolled 95 = 95

>>8481136
Rollin' again!

rolled 67 = 67

>>8481136

>>8481125
And now she probably lost most of her lungs too, or something

>>8481125
>gravitic wings
Fly the fuck outta there!

rolled 71 = 71

>>8481136

>>8481159
Seriously. Stop rolling.

>>8481159
...*headdesk*

>>8481168
>>8481167
>>8481166
>>8481164
Gods Damn it!

>>8481159
...can we spend a fate point to reroll?

For god sake...

rolled 1 = 1

rollan to save our ass

>>8481159
oh my fucking emprah now we get our ass and wings shot off dirty adventure ruining monkeigh

>>8481212
if you noko a roll it doesn't count

>>8481212
Of course we get a one. Right when it doesn't count. Of course, you noko'd, so it's probably a 1d1 anyway.

Seriously stop doing stupid thing like running when we are in perfect cover!

>>8481195
>>8481212
For the love of god, OP, allow it.

>>8481159

The next shot scrambles your senses, sending you spinning in place and tumbling to the floor as sparks fly from the crater in the back of your head. A fine mist of silver sprays from the wound, densely packed coils of onyx neuroprocessors shredded at a molecular level. Your eyes glaze over as you gaze up at the ceiling, feeling your life slip away through numb fingers.

Roll 1d100.

Well get out of this
Shas'o wouldn't leave us out to dry
Would he?

rolled 14 = 14

Hm.

Not rollin'!

>>8481302
Well it's about damn time.

>>8481302
Fantastic.

>>8481294
oh he would, he would

>>8481302

About time!!!

>>8481302
Thanks Tzeentch.

...oh wait fuck. JUST AS PLANNED.

>>8481281
Xeno!
No!
You have to hang in there- for Drone, and Weaver!

rolled 88 = 88

>>8481281

rollan

Physical recovery after permanent brain damage.

Tune in next time for VEGETATIVE COMA QUEST.

How is xeno going to get out of this?

Me, I think drone and some improvised explosives is the solution

>>8481302
Your consciousness fragments, distributing across trillions of tiny constructs no larger than a single cell. The pool of molten silver that formerly constituted your body runs like water, splashing against the floor and draining through the seams in the floor.

You're unable to make any sense of your surroundings, each individual nanite contributing to your perception, far exceeding your ability to comprehend. You revert to the simple instincts of your components, to find a safe place and reform, reassemble and repair.

A gasp escapes your lips as you're suddenly whole again, far removed from the troop of immortals that came close to destroying you. Your phylactery is still visible through the crater in your breast, pulsing weakly after the exertion of your miraculous escape.

rolled 43 = 43

>>8481412

Rolling to drool.

>>8481426

Shut up! Don't give him this kind of ideas!

>>8481441
what kind of condition are we in?

>>8481473
Fucked up condition.

>>8481441
Wait. Where's Bob? Did he get left behind? He did, didn't he? Crap. Well, he can take care of himself, and we have a part of his hivemind with us. There's also the other drone we sent to scout deck 7, so if it's still alive he at least has that final refuge.

>>8481441

Quick! System Check. Make sure that our body and mind is intact. Also where is Drone????

>>8481441
Where are we?
What in the warp just happened?
Where's drone?!?

>>8481441

Can we use the power source of the ship in order to made repairs in our body?

>>8481541
the ammount of power we might drain may alert the dusk of uncontrollable suns might be a bad idea but hey should we roll on it?

>>8481517
Sounds like we turned into grey goo and slipped through the cracks in the ship shapshifter style.

Holy shit, did we just Necron rez-from-death? Exactly how much of us is still Tau?

>>8481629
so we are now a remarkably efficient Necron lord who can spawn drones at will, has a very nice ass, has epic sharpshooting skills (Tau skills), and with a necron body. Sounds good to me. Dawn of insurmountable Drones title here we cone

You'd think that with so few organic components left you wouldn't hurt quite so badly, but your body is wracked from head to hoof with the sort of pain that could only come from being split apart at a cellular level and put back together again. Your systems are barely within their operational parameters - any more damage and you would have been forced into a repair cycle, but without a tomb of your own to phase to, it's likely that the immortals would have simply destroyed you on the spot. As it is, you're incredibly weak from what harm you've sustained already and your thoughts are sluggish and clouded, a symptom of cognitive damage to your cranial systems. Diagnostics don't detect any corruption of your mnemonic sectors, however.

Given your diminished capacity, you have trouble locating Drone's telemetry. It's leading the immortals on a merry chase, luring the soulless war machines away from your location and staying just one step ahead of them. When the claost is clear, the scarab will try to return, but not until it's sure you're safe.

>>8481441
>You're now realizing this would be embarrassing if you didn't have a gaping hole in your chest, mostly due to the fact your scraps of clothing probably didn't dissolve into nanites with you.

>>8481735
how sweet of it :3c
someones getting promoted to tomb spyder

>>8481735
Find something to eat?

>>8481735
D'awww, that's our Drone! I'm sure he'll be fine. Now, let's concentrate on getting some necrodermis so for as to repair ourselves.

>>8481777

I don't think that we have any clothing anymore.

>>8481735
Are we naked now?
Regardless, we need to heal
Quickly
Is there anything we can do to speed up the process

>>8481735

Consume something small. A random construction scarab or something. Avoid combat AT ALL COST. Try to even absorb monolith structures if you can.

rolled 86 = 86

>>8481735
Alright. Let's give this a shot.

Rolling to stealthily suck energy from the ship to repair ourselves.

>>8481883
Since the ship itself is not necronized, can we just absorb some of it?

>>8481895
Fucking god damnit. Good luck with the fleeing, bad luck with the repairing.

>>8481895
Gosh darnit-
Don't roll unless he asks us too!

Wait!
What about the staff of light and our gun?

>>8481976

I suggest to consume this as the last resource. If we don't have any other choice...

>>8481998
No I mean do we still have our gauss gun and the staff of light, or were those items left behind?

With some effort you manage to sit up, looking rather the worse for wear given your condition. Sparks still flicker from the crater in the back of your head, and although your rib cage has partially reformed, much of the inner workings beneath are a shattered ruin. Your limbs are heavy and it hurts to think.

Where are you, anyway? You can't access your navigation system - probably damaged by the blow to your head - but your surroundings don't seem familiar at all. You gaze dumbly around the expansive chamber, but it eventually comes to you; you've seen this place before, in another life and from a different perspective. This is the well of souls.

You're near the bottom of the chamber, laid out in an open sarcophagus. Ordinarily, you'd wonder why you came here, but the ability to do so is just beyond your cognitive abilities at the moment. There was a reason to be here, wasn't there? You were looking for the Weaver! No, that's not right... Was Weaver supposed to give you something?

Unsteadily, you swing your legs over the side of your slab and stand.

>>8482103
perfect timing to find a rez orb.

No! I don't want to be a mindless automaton!

>>8482138
We're not yet an automaton , just recovering from secede head trauma
Anyway, cautiously investigate the area

>>8482103
Huh? The Weaver already gave us something. Staff of Light, remember?

>>8482192
No, we don't, that's the point. Nasty head trauma.

>>8482103
First off is repairs. Cant do much if we're busted up.

Dazed, you wander the lower tiers of the well, rows upon rows of empty alcoves set aside for necron warriors lining its walls. These aren't supposed to be empty, are they? You distinctly remember them full, practically to bursting, a veritable army waiting to be roused.

Your eyes settle upon a single warrior, motionless in its recessed socket. It can make you whole again...

Roll 1d100

rolled 90 = 90

>>8482278
rollan

rolled 6 = 6

>>8482285
disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>8482226
>>8482138
On that note search the room
What does this well of lost souls have to do with weaver, anyway?

rolled 31 = 31

>>8482278
Lets consume that thing, but for the greater good's sake be carfule, we dont want it to have any adverse effects.

>>8482285
GODDAMNIT

I think we should end this quest for the night before we roll anything else 90+.

>>8482285
Pardon my French but
God
Fucking
Damnit!

Tonight is not a good night.

rolled 22 = 22

For amusement.

rolled 12 = 12

>>8482285
You grab ahold of the immobile warrior, compelled only by your need to consume and repair, heedless of the malign intelligence lurking behind its dead eyes. Optics whir as it focuses on you, roused from its idle state by your rough handling.

>>8482348
Fuck you, Tzeentch.

This starts to became suspicous. Is it possible to hide one part of the 1d100+something?

rolled 10 = 10

>>8482367

Incase you wish for a roll to be done.

>>8482367

Before you can react, the necron raises its arms and throws you to the ground knocking you clear over the edge of the well and to the level below. You land hard, vision hazing out in a flicker of static as the warrior leaps down to join you. As you strugle weakly to find your hands and knees, its hand closes around your neck and lifts you into the air.

Declare an action and roll 1d100.

>>8482367
Oh look, it got a 12 on it's kill us roll. Wonderful.

rolled 3 = 3

>>8482399
Rollan for OMNOMNOMNOM

>>8482418
that's a hell of a roll, but what's omnomnom?

rolled 35 = 35

>>8482401

Consume with all your energies this bastard!!!

>>8482418
....awesome.

>>8482428

OMNOMOMNOM= CONSUME=EAT

>>8482401
eat the bastard using this roll>>8482399

rolled 15 = 15

>>8482401

Eat its arms.

rolled 76 = 76

>>8482401
Try and stike a vital area

Would you twits stop rolling?

>>8482418
>>8482418
>>8482418
>>8482418

YES!!

I thought xeno was a necron hybrid, not a tyranid

Tzeentch the first two were pretty cool but we can see you rolling less than a d100

>>8482478
We aren't a Nid we're a motherfucking Highlander

>>8482489

Acutally I am rolling 1d100, I have godly luck, literally.

But truthfully I'm surprised by the rolling myself. I was pretty sure I was going to get an 95 myself.

>>8482478
The OMNOMNOMNOM was just for comedic effect.
I was mearly suggesting that we consume him to fuel our repairs

>>8482489
and he still rolled max.

Your hands close tightly around the sides of the necron's head, pulling it close to you with a fearsome strength. Reflected in the glassy surface of its optics, your own eyes glow with a baleful green light.

The grip around your neck slackens as you take an impossibly deep breath, practically inhaling the necrodermis from the stunned construct. It practically disintegrates before you as you consume it in its entirety.

Roll 1d100.

rolled 68 = 68

>>8482527
Heal using the necrodermis. HEAL HEAL HEAL

rolled 4 = 4

>>8482527

Shas' choice of image seems remarkably apt this evening. We're getting in touch with our homicidal robot girl side, it seems.

rolled 34 = 34

>>8482527

Healing

rolled 67 = 67

Nom him well!

>>8482550
we can see that you're using a d35, faggot.

Loot its weapons.

rolled 49 = 49

>>8482572

So you say.

>>8482504
brotip: if you mouse over the name of someone who's rolling dice it says what kind of dice they're rolling

>>8482550
If you're not going to roll a d100, then don't roll

>>8482597
mousing over the email field reveals what's in it, dumbass.

although, you actually rolled a d100 this time.

>>8482599
>>8482612
inb4 he deletes the posts where he rolls other dice

rolled 16 = 16

>>8482612

The joke is that Tzeentch is the 40k chaos god of trickery, manipulation, lies and conspiracy.

>>8482649
You mean these?
>>8482550
>>8482447
>>8482399

>>8482668

At least you seem to get it.

>>8482729
it wasn't hard to get, the point is don't do it.

>>8482548
Goddamit

>>8482548

Your hunger sated, you begin to repurpose the raw material into meaningful repairs, molding the necrodermis to suit you. The Your ruined torso reforms, throbbing with emerald light as your phylactery resumes its steady, rhythmic pulse. Armatures clatter and flex within your breast, ready to build once more and the damaged mechanisms of your wings become whole.

Your regeneration isn't without consequence, however, as your appearance becomes increasingly mechanical. Flesh greys and withers, clinging tightly to your burnished endoskeleton before finally turning to dust. The rot reaches as high as your breastbone before finally abating, climbing no higher across your neck and shoulders and leaving your face unmarred.

It's a steep price for immortality.

Man, why can't we ever roll such high numbers when it's not screwing us over.

>>8482757

Well that wasn't so bad. We can fix it later. Now examine careful the place and make sure that there are no more enemies near.

>>8482789
I don't think that's the sort of thing we get to fix. I think Xeno's heading for full on Necron at this point.

>>8482757
Hey, whoever rolled that 68- this is YOUR fault

>>8482757
Search for another Necron. Let's go again, let's go again!

>>8482761
90% of all our challenges have come from us rolling poorly. It would be a boring quest if we always won.

In the OP pic...I saw Drone as Navi..

>>8482809
The plan was always to become Taucron, as long as we still *look* like a Tau girl the important thing is our mind. If we remember that Drone is Love, then we're still ourselves and everything is okay.

>>8482757
Does that mean we can now detach our head and shoulders from our body and transplant it into another one?

If so, dibs on giant fucking robot body.

>>8482809
Vat grown skin grafts wouldn't be that hard to maintain, I imagine
But ultimately, it's the inside that counts, not outward appearance

>>8482809

Well, we could try to consume Tau tissues later, when we have the resources needed (living Tau or cloning materials). Anyway let's find something useful

>>8482838
Yeah, but it's be nice if our average roll that counts and gets chosen was lower than an 80.

Damn it guys, always gotta be absorbing every single Necron shit we come across.

>>8482847
Fio Korst'la mesme doesn'thace to be organic, just her sweet self

>>8482885
Well we were wounded badly, besides aesthetics aside, at least Xeno is back up to snuff

>>8482885

It's delicious...and erotic!

>>8482901
Who coined this shitty name?

Also, we're starting to look more like my guesswork art. This pleases me.

You're able to think clearly again, although you're dismayed to see how much farther your transformation has progressed. Idly, you wonder if Weaver could design a more aesthetically pleasing body than the utilitarian battle-form you've subconsciously designed for yourself. Maybe when she wakes up in a few millennia.

It's not so different from before, although you'll have to get used to the metallic click of your hooves against the onyx floor. Tasking a compartmentalized segment of processor cycles to explore your new body, you instead focus on the task at hand - locating the resurrection orb.

Roll 1d100.

rolled 15 = 15

>>8482986
I shouldn't roll, but I will.

>>8483005
OH BOY

>>8482986

Wait! Perhaps we can do something more here. Is there anyway to disable or change the configuration of the rest of the Tombs?

>>8482978
Someone who thinks we're too good for Mistress of the Undying Swarm and need a name in the Tau language

>>8482978
Her legs look weird. I think they may be too short.

Also, she needs her staff. Burst flayer is no weapon for a lord of Xeno's stature.

>>8483005
Oh thank fuck. And confirmed d100.

rolled 17 = 17

>>8482986

Just as planned.

>>8482978
I am okay with this.

>>8482978
S'not our personal name, just the one foe what we wanted to call ourselves descriptively, since Xeno wasn't a tau any longer, but she sure as he'll wasn't going to turn into something like the lady.
It's not as short as taucron, but I like it

>>8482978
Hey, we're still pretty! Yay!

>>8482986
weaver won't wake for a thousand years?
Ah man.
Oh, well- she needs the rest, and I guess we can wait

>>8483112
I guess we'll be able to reshape our body, once we get used to it properly.

>>8483130
After we learn how to build drones that serve mixed drinks.

>>8482986
>>8483112
Wait, do we have the staff of light or not

>>8483112
thousandS of years.

>>8483174

I think it's quite permissible after the millions of years she spent awake.

>>8483027
>>8482978
Fuck you both. It's not our name, it's not our title, it's what we are because we don't wont to call ourself Necron, because we're not, also Tau, because we're technically not.

So we're Taucron. And the best name in Tau we could come up with was Fio Korst'la Mesme.

>>8483174
Hey man, no need to rub the fact that Xeno and Weaver won't see each other for lifetimes than we can count

>>8483005

Your optics whir, tracking across the chamber as your gaze climbs higher and higher until finally reaching the apex far above. Descending from the vaulted ceiling like an enormous obsidian stalactite and clutched in a pronged receptacle, the resurrection orb hangs suspended above the well.

For some reason, it pulses gently in time with the throb of your phylactery - whether it is in time with you or you with it, you cannot say.

>>8483155
Of course that comes first, we may be an unliving metallic abomination but we're still *civilized*

>>8483240

Gently take it down so we may hold it.

>>8483221
And nobody who wants to save themselves the effort would ever type this out, let alone remember how to spell and punctuate it correctly. Respectfully, fuck yourself sideways sir.
>>8483240
Snatch that shit!

>>8483240
Use it to get our old looks back :V

>>8483240
Do we still have our wings? If so, it'd be easy enough to fly up and grab the thing.

>>8483240

Take it nicely.

>>8482978
Erie, ain't I?
Almost like this our destiny or something.
Take the orb Xeno, but be careful

Wait, if we have a metallic patch of no skin on our chest... what about the back of our head?!? We had HAIR there!

>>8483291
We've got no skin ANYWHERE from the cleavage down. Try to keep up.

>>8483321
So what about our hair?

>>8483270
Hey, s'okay man, you can call her taucron if you want, and I'll call her Fio Korst'la Mesme
Like those guys who keep calling drone Bob and Vas Paus.
If they can get along, we can

>>8483337
still organic for now, eventually it will be replaced with synthetic polymers that look much the same

>>8483360
BUT HALF OF IT JUST GOT BLOWN OFF. DID IT GROW BACK? IF SO WHY NOT THE SKIN?

>>8483360
Alright, just remember not to throw the baby out with the bathwater

>>8483350
Whoever hacked up that translation should be kicked in his balls. Repeatedly.

>>8483378

Skin is organic, the material absorbed from the Warrior is not.

>>8483394
Sorry.
What does look like in proper tau?

>>8483400
SO WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR? DO WE HAVE A HUGE SILVER BALD SPOT ON THE ENTIRE BACK HALF OF OUR HEAD OR NOT?

>>8483400
Could we visit the kitchen next? There should be some meat to absorb.

We could always wear Drone as a hat...

HOLY SHIT! Is Drone alright?

>>8483417

No idea, but simply throwing a few words together makes my inner linguist rage. It also sounds silly.

>>8483422
probably. =/

Fly up to that rez orb!

Also, if we don't have hair anymore, we can grow some wire hair

>>8483291

>>8483456
Leading necrons on a merry chase

>>8483472
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8483472

lol

>>8483472
Don't worry xeno, it'll grow back
Probably

>>8483521
>>8483506
>>8483472

Just as planned, again.

>>8483350
>A surprisingly polite response to my asshole counter argument.

Oh fuck. Alright then. I guess we both win since I supported naming the drone "Bob".

>>8483465
Well if you don't know the proper grammar then you aren't the best person to determine improper grammar. None of us can. But the best that I could come come up with, along with /tg/, is this.

>>8483549
Thanks!

You spread your wings and ascend to the top of the well, gently plucking the resurrection orb from its place above you. The milky green sphere swirls with inner radiance, suffusing every fiber of your being - even the organic parts - with an electrified sensation. Closing your hand around it, your surprised to see that the orb actually compresses, impossibly reducing in diameter until it sockets neatly into the palm of your hand.

Holding the artificial limb before you, you curiously flex each articulated digit around the integrated orb, testing the range of motion. Sparks jump from fingertip to fingertip as the orb throbs, mating with your systems and bringing you that much closer to defeating the Dusk.

One down, two to go.

>>8483585

Can we test it out?

>>8483556
Not who you're replying to but my problem is it doesn't roll of the tongue at all. Fio Korstla isn't bad but no matter where you insert Mesme it just sounds awkward

>>8483556
I never denied that. I just don't think it's good.

>>8483605
I don't think we can control other Necrons yet...

>>8483585
I hope the lady won't ask for this back
Okay, onwards to the death mask
( also do we stillchave our gauss gun or the staff of light?)

>>8483611

Eh, it's not like the words on 4chan are spoken.

For example, I try not to know how to pronounce hentai.

>>8483585
Let's test it out!

>>8483585

OK, now sabotage or corrupt the Ressurection chamber!

>>8483611
well most people drop mesme anyway and it only means 'combination'

>>8483585

Try to contact with Drone.

>>8483585

Let's claim this chamber for ourself.

>>8483627
Is it not just pronounced how it looks or something?

>>8483547

>>8483627
Hen, like a female chicken, Tie like the thing men wear with business suits. Hen-tie. Hentai.

>>8483651
Is thY necessary?
With the orb, we pretty much rendered the entire place useless any way

Hentai

Hen Tai

Congratulations, Xeno is now SPESS MAHREEN BALD. Baldale would be proud.

>>8483651

Could we make the well of souls our very own respawn point?

>>8483646
>>8483662
These

With the resurrection orb acquired, you take stock of your network components only to discover that your modified carbine has gone missing - no doubt, it failed to accompany you when your body broke down into its nanomechanical constituents. The staff, however, summons into your hands simply by closing your fingers around its ephemeral staff, materializing in a crack of viridian lightning. You still lack the capacity to use it properly, but it has a keen edge and a long reach, so you figure that you can put it to good use in a pinch.

In retrospect, passing up on a built-in gauss flayer may not have been a percentage play, but there will be plenty of time for recriminations later.

Roll 1d100

rolled 81 = 81

>>8483715
Oh god

rolled 17 = 17

>>8483715

rollan

>>8483733
...second bad roll of the night. Yeah. I'm stopping now.

rolled 35 = 35

>>8483715
in during fail.

>>8483733
CLANG!

rolled 27 = 27

>>8483715
Rolling to never ever place Gauss weaponry directly into our robot arms.

>>8483733
Why am I still surprised?

>>8483755
WTF?

>>8483756
Iron man hands.

They would have been so much more useful.

>>8483755
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>8483715

>your modified carbine has gone missing

I knew it!!!!!

>>8483755

>>8483755
I'm confused. Did we just lose an arm? NO WAIT! Drone just entered through an air vent.

Did we just hit an immovable rod?
Or did we become one?

You're bowled over in mid-air, flipping in place as Drone collides with your back, gripping tight with its legs in a scarab version of a hug. You imagine that if it were capable of doing so, your little construct would be in tears at having nearly lost you! Its mandibles clatter incessantly as it scurries into your arms, desperately glad to be returned to you.

Why is it that people were against integrating the weapon even when it was brought up that we lost our previous two weapons?

>>8483842

Great! Did he bring our rifle?

>>8483842

Drone!!!

>>8483842
Dawwwwww.

>>8483842
This is not a bad surprise! Though perhaps we should check to see that Drone wasn't followed.

>>8483842
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww

>>8483842
D'awww! We missed you too Bob.

>>8483816
called it

Second time Drone has CLANG!'d us!

Tau Quest will continue tomorrow.

archive?

fuck I just realized something
the Lady of the Infinite abyss is going to fuck us over majorly in the end

inb4 spoiler (OH SHIT)

U know why she hasnt dealt with our super high lvling up and accenssion thing? because she had her body blown to bits and she wants a new one. One that has been field tested and refined!
Our body.....

O SHIT

>>8483980
HO FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>8483980
we've already had that theory.

>>8483980

THE PLOT IS REVEALED OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>8483980
You JUST figured this out? I've been anticipating this ever since I wondered why she would send us to get her artifacts.

>>8483980
...been saying that for three days...

>>8483980
Hate to burst your bubble, but this theory is by no means new. Several people have already suggested it as a distinct possibility.

>>8483958
I will await it with much eagerness.

heh been missing out havent I

>>8483842
Hooray concussions!

You just know Shas is going to turn it around on us somehow, though.

>>8484038
Drone: Concussions never felt so good!

>>8484036
yes my long eared pale skind friend yes

>>8484038
Never stop being awesome, drawfag.

>>8483980
We will be strong enough to resist any attempt at forceful reprogramming. The Lady has witnessed this strength before, but she could no longer understand its source, so she will underestimate it. The Lady has forgotten that Weaver once loved her enough to accept this unlife without hesitation. But we remember. We know that Drone is Love. This is the universal constant that serves as the foundation of all our logic, the unprovable truth from which all other theorems are derived. That is why we do not fear her plans.

>>8483980
>>8484007
>>8484016
>>8484019
>>8484035

I like Shas' Necrons so much more than the real thing.

>>8484107
HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!!!!

gives me an idea! Lets turn drone into our mighty robot unicorn Steed!!!!!! WITH A GAUSS FLAYER

that would be so fuckawsome

also massive speakers to bring harmony and love to the grimdark universe of the 40k millenium

>>8484134
Why.... would you do that.....

>>8484134
DRAWFAG your services are required!

If we ever actually FIND our gun again, we should integrate it.

Iron Man hands, all the way.

>>8484150
wry nawt :D

>>8484163
NEVER!
>>8484160
Drawfagging like the Fist of The North Star.

>>8484134
Tomb Spider would be better. Mumble-grumble...

>>8484194
We love u

Surely we would know how to reforge a weapon akin to our lost gauss carbine if we were to acquire unmodified gauss weaponry.
We may not have made the original hybrid weapon, but no doubt we learned how the original tech hybrid was made in our refinement of it.

>>8484216
NO, BAD ANON.

We need a tomb spyder like a gold plated breathmint.

>>8484216
I second that but srsly having a robot unicorn for a steed in the 41st millenium? That would cause so much rage on all races that they'd explode, even the eye of terror would implode on itself

>>8484038
Kinda took the wrong message.

Ugh, my arm hurts.

>>8484237
Right, because a magical unicorn born of a ridiculous meme is soooooooooo much better. Also, give me a Tomb Spider over 50 scarabs any day. They're practically over-grown scarabs anyway, so they at least fit with our theme.

Does anybody else think that Xeno would look awesome with mecha-dreadlocks?

>>8484237
We should get a tomb spyder destroyer body.

>>8484245
what exactly is happening in this picture?

>>8484266

No!
Not even in the grim and dark future of the 41st millenium exist such things as good looking dreadlocks.

>>8484298
I think Drone is trying to dock somewhere it isn't supposed to.

>>8484311
That's kinda what i thought

>>8484107
As a mathfag I like this. In layman's terms any logic has to start from things you just assume are true, like 1+1=2. Only for the computer that Xeno's brain is turning into basic arithmetic isn't as important as Drone.

If Xeno ever died, do you think Drone could build a new one?

>>8484349
but wait, we created Drone out of part of our soul, so...

>>8484378
So, really, it's just masturbation.

>>8484378

We love ourself, yes.

>>8484383

Might our name have been Shlicktau?

>>8484406
Schlicktau would have self-terminated the moment her vagina chromed up, so probably not.

>>8484383

And twincest. All in one!

>>8484450
So we're either Fuck'Myr or Do'Myr?

>>8484486
Can't we just be another Tau that doesn't have a bunch of fapfic baggage associated with her?

>>8484217
Always~~~

>>8484497

You know we're going to end like that anyway.

>>8484499
oh thats too awsome for words to describe right now, the genius that comes up with a new word to describe that, will be awsome

You think so? Shas has kept the quest remarkably free of overt sexualization so far, unless you get off to body horror... Oh, god, have people been fapping to Xeno's Necronization?

>>8484499
oh irony sweet irony we dream of upgrading scarab to tombspider level and our wishes came tru!!! Aim for the Stars! Imean Necron tomb worlds Xeno!

>>8484534
Did Shas go?

>>8484635

see

>>8483958

>>8484645
Thanks. I was squinting and scrolling looking for it.

Also, on a not completely unrelated topic. I've been putting off "Adventure now!" because of the surprising influx of other quest threads. That, and this one is fun to watch and send drawings in.

>>8484702

I take it that Bad Guy Quest has been retired permanently?

>>8484729
Nope, just long enough for everyone to forget about the plot or how far we were in the story.