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YOU'RE STILL ON A BOAT Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:31 No.8281670

YOU'RE ON A BOAT, ON A RIVER, IN A FUCKING FOREST! YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO BE CLOSING IN ON THAT WATERFALL!
YOU KNOW! THE FUCKING WATERFALL WITH THAT ONE FUCKING WEAPON YOU WANTED!
YOUR PARTY IS COMPOSED OF A STUPID BITCH, A TREE CUNT, AND A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY!
GET TO FUCKING WORK!

>>	Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8281719 rolled 18 = 18 OW RUN TO THE SOUND OF RUSHING WATER THERE SHOULD BE A WATERFALL GODDAMN.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:34 No.8281723 >>8281670 FUCK YEAH VIKING QUEST OW, ASK THE TREE-CUNT HER NAME. I DON'T THINK WE EVER GOT HER NAME

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:35 No.8281737 FUCK TREE CUNT. GET SPLINTERS IN A PLACE YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281743 >>8281670 ASK TREE CUNT NAME. ASK WHAT HER BOOBS DO! AND DELICIOUS NAVAL.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281747 OW, I JUST GOT IN ON THIS SHIT, WHAT'S THE PISS-COLORED BITCH RAGGING ON ABOUT BEHIND YOU? CAN'T THAT TREE CUNT MAKE SOME VINES GROW OR SOME SHIT TO GRAB THAT WEAPON FOR YOU. MOTHERFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:36 No.8281752 OW TAKE A WENCH BREAK, OFF JORGUMANDER THE USE OF YOUR WENCHES.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8281766 File1267155453.png-(8 KB, 716x693, 1260765521660.png) >>8281670 This quest's artwork just keeps getting better and better

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:37 No.8281772 >>8281670 GET THAT DAMN MACHETE!, ALSO KILL ANY WILDLIFE WE SEE BESIDES THE BEAR.

>>	Firstquest 02/25/10(Thu)22:38 No.8281773 OW FUCK. SHIT. I AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR PARTY IT HAS BITCHES AND A BEAR. I MIGHT PROVIDE SUGGESTIONS LATER I JUST WANTED TO OFFER A BROFIST.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:39 No.8281793 >>8281719 CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE! YOU FOUND A VERY EASY TO SPOT LANDMARK! WASN'T THAT THE BIGGEST MENTAL STRAIN YOU EVER FACED?

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:40 No.8281811 File1267155607.jpg-(121 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 103.jpg) >>8281793 HOW THE FUCK DID MY FUCKING ART NOT UPLOAD?!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281825 SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT MOVING TOWARDS THE RIVER? MAYBE THE TREE CUNT CAN DO SOME SHIT WITH SOME ROOTS OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO JUST SPITBALLING.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281830 >>8281811 YES FUCK

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281832 >>8281811 >>8281793 OW, FULL FUCKING STEAM AHEAD THERE BETTER BE A CAVE BEHIND THAT WATERFALL BECAUSE IF THERE'S A WALL I'M GOING TO KICK ITS ASS

>>	Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)22:41 No.8281839 rolled 93 = 93 OW SOMETHING IS STICKING OUT OF THE WATERFALL ATTACK THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:42 No.8281841 SHIT WE DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! WERE IN A HURRY!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:42 No.8281844 OW, ASK JORMUNGANDR WHAT WE MUST DO NEXT NOW THAT WE'VE REACHED THE WATERFALL

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:43 No.8281861 >>8281841 THIS ISN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP QUEST FUCKFACE THIS IS OUR GODDAMN QUEST TO IMPRESS THE FUCKING ELDER (and punch the Gods in the balls).

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:43 No.8281862 FULL STEAM AHEAD OW!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:44 No.8281872 >>8281861 OH SHIT THE ELDER. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM. WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE EVEN DOING?

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:45 No.8281891 File1267155921.jpg-(140 KB, 716x693, Thou art a viking 104.jpg) >>8281766 THANKS YOU MASSIVE SUCK UP!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281908 >>8281872 WE JUST HAD TO IMPRESS THE ELDER WE'VE GOT OLGA WRITING A BALLAD ABOUT OUR MANLY EXPLOITS OW, ASK OLGA HOW THE FUCKING BALLAD IS COMING ALONG

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281913 >>8281891 Fucking lol'd.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:46 No.8281919 >>8281891 AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:48 No.8281949 File1267156128.jpg-(120 KB, 500x500, 1263543367119.jpg) >>8281891

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:52 No.8282010 File1267156369.jpg-(164 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 105.jpg) >>8281832 >>8281839 YOU FUCKING SMASH THROUGH THAT PLAINLY OBVIOUS SECRET ENTRANCE! OBVIOUS-FUCKING-LY THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE IF THE FUCKING WEAPON IS MAGICAL!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:56 No.8282077 >>8282010 FUCK YES I DO. NOW WHAT'S IN THERE?

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:56 No.8282080 >>8282010 OW GRAB MY WEAPONS AND RUSH IN, AND SMASH THE FIRST THING I SEE

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)22:58 No.8282114 WHAT IF YOU DON'T SEE SHIT BECAUSE IT'S DARK?

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282146 >>8282114 FUCK YOU I DONT NEED TO SEE SOMETHING TO SMASH IT

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282150 >>8282010 WIELD AXE AND TORCH!

Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:00 No.8282156
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>>8282077
>>8282080
YOU'RE IN AN ENTRANCE. STUPID BULLSHIT IS CARVED ON THE WALLS AND FLOOR. THERE ARE TORCHES LIT AT THE ENTRANCE INTO SOME SORT OF ROOM. YOU SMASH A PIECE OF SHIT STATUE TO UH PIECES!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:01 No.8282168 >>8282146 BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, ASS FUCK. YOU SHOULD SMASH THE FIRST THING THAT YOU -DON'T- SEE.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282176 >>8282156 OW SPIT ON THE STUPID SHIT CARVED ON EVERYTHING THEN RUN INTO THE NEXT ROOM

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282177 >>8282156 OW, ASK JORMUNGANDER WHAT THE FUCK THE WRITING SAYS

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:02 No.8282190 >>8282168 WELL I CAN SEE PERFECTLY CANT I? YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCK.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:03 No.8282193 >>8282176 >>8282177 OW COMBO: ASK JORMUNGANDR WHAT THE FUCK THE WRITING SAYS BEFORE SPITTING ON IT

Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:10 No.8282300
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>>8282176
FEELING SPITEFUL, YOU SPIT A MASTER CRAFTED VIKING LOOGY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, THAT SHIT SOUNDED LOUDER AND FLEW FASTER THAN NORMAL! HITTING ANOTHER STATUE, IT PUNCHES A HOLE CLEAN THROUGH IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:13 No.8282352 >>8282300 OW ROAR WITH INTENSITY, AS THIS IS A SIGN OF MY UPCOMING VICTORY AGAINST FUCKING EVERYTHING RUN INTO THE NEXT ROOM

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:14 No.8282362 File1267157691.jpg-(138 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 108.jpg) >>8282193 JORMUNGANDR POLITELY LETS YOU KNOW THAT HE CANNOT READ! HE REMINDS YOU THAT HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:17 No.8282400 OW WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ARCHIVES OF THESE FUCKING THREADS!?!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:18 No.8282410 OW READING IS FOR SISSIES AND THESE INANIMATE OBJECTS DON'T FIGHT BACK SO, RUSH HEADLONG INTO THE NEXT ROOM.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:22 No.8282457 OW FUCKING FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS CAVE.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:23 No.8282468 File1267158227.jpg-(136 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 109.jpg) >>8282352 YOU ROAR WITH INTENSITY!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:24 No.8282473 >>8282400 LOOK FOR OLAF WHISTLEAXE ON SUPTG

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:25 No.8282490 OW KICK ONE OF THOSE FACES ON THE WALL IN THE EYE, IT MIGHT BE A SWITCH LIKE ON ONE OF THOSE TALES OF ZALDE GAMES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE

Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:25 No.8282491
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>>8282352
>>8282468
AFTER ROARING, YOU RUN INTO THE NEXT FUCKING ROOM AND HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOTRY?! WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING FUCKING MELTING?! BY THE FUCKING BEARD OF ODIN! YOU MIGHT JUST FLIP THE FUCK OUT! ROLL HIGH ON A D100 TO NOT FLIP THE FUCK OUT!

>>	Melo The Yellow 02/25/10(Thu)23:26 No.8282500 rolled 89 = 89 >>8282491 FUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>	Romani Technomancer 02/25/10(Thu)23:27 No.8282514 >>8282500 THAT SHIT BETTER FUCKING WORK!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:29 No.8282542 >>8282500 FUCK YEAR

>>	Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/25/10(Thu)23:33 No.8282592 >>8282491 OW USE THE RAGE USE IT

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282613 The main character in the OP...I could have sworn I've seen his face in some /tg/ or /v/ comic...

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282615 FUCK PUT ON MY FUCKING RING OF THE SNAKE SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:36 No.8282624 >>8282613 BAKA! THIS QUEST HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE A WHILE AGO! GET WITH IT!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:37 No.8282631 >>8282624 Can you show me the comic that he ripped the face off of, though? It's bothering me now.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:38 No.8282652 File1267159135.jpg-(225 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 111.jpg) >>8282500 MANAGING NOT TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT, YOU GLANCE AROUND AND TAKE NOTE THAT WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS ROOM WAS BALLS IN LOVE WITH SPIRAL PATTERNS!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:40 No.8282672 >>8282631 It'd just a "D:<" face. I'm sure there are many similar ones out there.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:40 No.8282674 File1267159241.jpg-(248 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 112.jpg) >>8282652 THE GUY MUST HAVE BEEN GAY FOR SPIRALS! YOU SEE TWO DOORS LEADING OUT OF THIS ROOM ALONG WITH SOME SHITTY LOOKING OBJECT ON A BIG ASS STAND!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282680 >>8282652 OW smash those fucking spirals!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282686 >>8282652 >Secret Room >Behind Waterfall/In Mountain >Spirals >SPIRALS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UZUMAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282687 >>8282652 OW OLGA SEEMS TO BE POINTING SOMETHING OUT OR SOME SHIT GIVE HER A CHANCE TO REDEEM HER USUAL BITCHING AND SAY SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282692 >>8282674 OH FUCK WE JUST STEPPED RIGHT INTO THAT BULLSHIT UZUMAKI COMIC BY THAT WEIRDO WHO MADE GYO. WHATEVER YOU DO TRY NOT TO TURN INTO A BIG FLESHY SPIRAL.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:41 No.8282695 >>8282674 OW HEADBUTT THE OBJECT

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282703 SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND PONDER OVER YOUR WRONGDOINGS.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282711 OW BREAK FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:42 No.8282715 >>8282652 OW, NONE OF MY WENCHES HAVE FLIPPED OUT HAVE THEY? WHAT'S MY BARD DOING BACK THERE? WHERE THE HELL'S MY BEAR? FUCK, I HOPE MY BEAR DIDN'T FLIP OUT.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:49 No.8282781 File1267159780.jpg-(216 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 113.jpg) >>8282680 DEVELOPING A SUDDEN HATRED FOR THE PATTERNS, YOU START SMASHING THE FUCK OUT OF THE DECORATIONS! EVENTUALLY THE ROOM IS IN RUINS!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:51 No.8282807 >>8282781 OW LOOK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING DOOR WHERES MY GODDAMN TREASURE

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:53 No.8282843 >>8282781 OW TAKE THE TUNNEL ON THE LEFT. YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE LEFT FORM IN A MAZE.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:55 No.8282861 OW GOT THROUGH THE DOOR NEAREST TO US. WE HAVE SOME MORE FUCKING SPIRALS TO SMASH! OH AND TELL THE WENCHES TO CHECK THE OTHER ONE.

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:56 No.8282867 >>8282861 OW GO THROUGH THE DOOR AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TYPE

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:56 No.8282872 >>8282781 2/500 SPIRALS DESTROYED

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:57 No.8282889 OW TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT ELSEWHERE!

>>	Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:58 No.8282897 File1267160327.jpg-(173 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 114.jpg) >>8282807 SUDDENLY! FROG PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! I GUESS SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN KEEPING THOSE TORCHES LIT! WOULDN'T THAT HAVE MADE FUCKING SENSE?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:00 No.8282928 >>8282897 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8282939 OW RIP AND TEAR

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:01 No.8282943 >>8282897 OW PUNCH FROG MAN IN THE CLOACA TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:05 No.8282989 >>8282897 RIP THeIR HEADS OFF THEN PISS IN THEIR FACES WHILE THEY STILL LIVE THEN SHIT DOWN THEIR EXPOSED ESOPHAGUSES

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:09 No.8283032 OW MAIM THEM KILL THEM AND BURN THEM WITH THE TORCHES

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:09 No.8283035 >>8282897 ENGAGE IN MAXIMUM FUCKING DIPLOMACY

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283046
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>>8282932
THE FUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL A "CLOACA" IS! REGARDLESS YOU PUNCH THE STUPID SHIT RIGHT IN THE THROAT! THE OTHER ONES DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHO BOSS IS THOUGH! LOOKS LIKE SCHOOL'S FUCKING IN SESSION!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283049 please tell me the previous parts are archived

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:10 No.8283054 rolled 47 = 47 >>8282897 OW: KICK THE FUCKING SWIRLY ROOM TORCH LIGHTING FROGS ASSESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! START WITH THE CLOSEST ONE, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:11 No.8283067 >>8283046 OW IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ANYTHING THAT STUPID BITCH HAS BEEN SAYING THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT A CLOACA IS LIKE A COMBINED ASSHOLE/VAGINA THAT ALL THE GROSS SQUISHY CREATURES HAVE.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:13 No.8283088 >>8283067 OW GOD DAMN THATS DISGUSTING ERADICATE THE SLIMY FUCKS

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283090 >>8283067 OW NO! RIP THAT ONES HEAD OFF THEN SHOVE IT VIOLENTLY UP THE NEXT ONE'S ASS

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283092 >>8283049 OW I THINK THEY ARE BUT SUPTG IS DOWN FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG TONIGHT MIGHT WANT TO GET THIS ONE ARCHIVED ON 4CHANARCHIVE.ORG THEN FUCKER

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283094 >>8283054 >>8282932 Stop deleting your posts when you roll low.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:14 No.8283100 >>8283090 GOD FUCK DOES NO ONE LISTEN FROG MEN DON'T HAVE ASSESS, THEY HAVE CLOACAS.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8283107 >>8283100 FUCK YOU, OR YOUR ASS IS NEXT!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:16 No.8283110 MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! FIND BEAR! STRIKE COOL BACK-TO-BACK ACTION POSE WHILE CHOPPING FROGS!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:20 No.8283153 >>8283090 DIPLOMACY JOIN PARTY OR GET RAPED

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283161
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>>8283054
KICKING ONE OF THE TORCHES OVER, THE FLAMMABLE LIQUID SETS ONE OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS ON FIRE! IF ONLY THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE CLOSE ENOUGH TO CUT IT'S HEAD OFF! SUDDENLY, ONE OF THEM SPRINGS AT YOU WITH IT'S SHITTY SPEAR!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283162 File1267161670.png-(10 KB, 500x500, you know nothing of biology.png) >>8283107 FUCK YOUR SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BIOLOGY

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283170 Cook Frog legs. MMM

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:21 No.8283171 FUCKING COMBO ATTACK WITH JORMUNGANDR! DO IT YOU FUCK!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:22 No.8283182 >>8283161 OW GRAB IT, BREAK IT, AND STAB HIM WITH THE JAGGED BROKEN SHAFT

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:26 No.8283224 OW BITCHES MAKE SURE THIS GETS SAVED SINCE SUPTG IS DOWN http://4chanarchive.org/ REQUEST INTERFACE THREAD 8281670 ENTER CAPTCHA WE NEED 6 MORE THEN SLICE SOME FROGS TO SHIT

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:27 No.8283239 >>8283110 >>8283171 THIS SHIT IS WHY ODIN INVENTED BEARS!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:32 No.8283320 >>8283224 This is no guarantee, since it's moderated in addition to the 'vote' filter, and they haven't put up anything from /tg/ since last summer. Someone should save it manually somehow once things are finished.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:35 No.8283354 >>8283320 Not a true guarantee, no. But /tg/ normally just saves things to sup/tg/ and ignores 4chanarchive. It's worth a shot. We also only have 2/7 votes there so far.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:36 No.8283369 File1267162616.jpg-(158 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 117.jpg) >>8283171 >>8283182 LEARN TO ROLL ASS WIPES!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:38 No.8283390 >>8283369 are there any left or did we get'em all?

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283393 rolled 5 = 5 OW COMBO BEAR STRIKE TO THE FACE

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283399 File1267162775.jpg-(200 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 118.jpg) >>8283110JORMUNGANDR IS TOO BUSY BEING A BEAST TO STRIKE POSES!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283400 rolled 48 = 48 >>8283393 TELL ME THAT WAS ON A "ROLL LOW"

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283403 >This is awesome, but I need to crash. This had better be archived or saved somehow. Also, we should greentext for OoC.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283406 >>8283393 FUCK. THAT ONE WAS JORMUNGANDR'S FAULT.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:39 No.8283407 >>8283393 OH SHIT SON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:40 No.8283414 OW KILL ALL THE FROGS. THEN GIVE JORG A BEAR FIVE

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:48 No.8283537 >Bear >Combo-strike >to the face >rolled a 5 THIS COULD HURT

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:51 No.8283565 OH FUCK! WEAR ONE'S FUCKING SKIN AS MY NEW LEATHER ARMOR!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:51 No.8283566 File1267163477.jpg-(263 KB, 900x600, Thou art a viking 119.jpg) >>8283414 YOU GIVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT BEAR A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR-FIVE! THE FROG MEN HAD SHIT ON THEM! YOU GAIN NO NEW TREASURE! THIS PISSES YOU OFF! NOW WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283587 >>8283566 NO NEW TREASURE?!?!? MAKE SOME GODDAMN NEW TREASURE!!! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING TREASURE!!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283592 OW USE DRYAD

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:52 No.8283596 >>8283393 YOU'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY THE ROOM WAS PRETTY MUCH CLEARED OR THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN DISASTROUS!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:55 No.8283630 >>8283566 OW, ADVANCE OVER THE BODIES OF DEAD FROGS. DOOR ON THE LEFT. OH, AND MAKE SURE NEITHER OF THE WOMEN DIED.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:56 No.8283641 >>8283566 OW GET OLGA TO START MAKING SENSE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CARVINGS WHILE YOU CHARGE AROUND LOOKING FOR THAT FUCKING WEAPON THING

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:58 No.8283668 >>8283566 FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:58 No.8283682 >>OW ONLY 3 VOTES TO ARCHIVE OF THE 7 NEEDED, /tg/? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283698 >>8283537 IT WAS A 5 FOR OUR BEAR FIVE. THAT'S A LUCKY FUCKING ROLL

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283703 >>8283682 nobody fucking uses 4chanarchive.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)00:59 No.8283704 File1267163995.jpg-(162 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 120.jpg) >>8283592 YOU- UH... WAIT WHAT?! YOU USE HER FOR WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:01 No.8283729 >>8283703 THEY DO WHEN SUP/TG/ IS DOWN OW USE DRYAD MORE

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:02 No.8283737 OW USE DRYAD HARDER

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:03 No.8283756 >>8283704 OW USE HER SUPERNATURAL ABILITY TO DETECT SHIT. OF THE STUFF TYPE

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:05 No.8283779 >>8283704 OW, ASK JORMUNGANDR WHERE THE FUCK THE MACHETE IS

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:05 No.8283786 >>8283704 OW USE DRYAD FOR POST BATTLE CELEBRATORY DEBAUCHERY

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:07 No.8283818 File1267164427.jpg-(154 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 121.jpg) >>8283729 USE THE DRYAD FOR WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283833 >>8283818 OW USE THE DRYAD HARDER!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283838 >>8283818 OW SEX OBVIOUSLY, EITHER THAT OR FOR MAGIC STUFF, I'M NOT SURE

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283840 >>8283818 JUST USE HER ALREADY!!!! USE THE FUCKING DRYAD!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283842 >>8283818 MORE DRYAD THE USE OW

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:08 No.8283844 >>8283818 FOR GODS SAKE CHECK IF THE DRYAD HAS A VAGINA. IF YES, INSERT DICK.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:09 No.8283856 OW DRYAD USE DO IT

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:11 No.8283882 >>8283818 OW, DISREGARD USAGE OF DRYAD. TELL OLGA TO USE DRYAD WHILE WE SEARCH FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING MACHETE WITH JORMUNGANDR

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:14 No.8283928 >This thread owns so hard.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:17 No.8283981 File1267165053.jpg-(134 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 122.jpg) >>8283833 "GET TO WORK?!?" SHE LOOKS JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN HERE ANYMORE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO VAGUE?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:18 No.8283989 >>8283981 FUCK IT, TELL DRYAD TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING USEFUL AND PRESS ON.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:19 No.8284001 >>8283981 OW, LOOK FOR MACHETE WITH JORMUNGANDR

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:21 No.8284033 >>8283981 FORGET HER! GO DOWN LEFT PATH! BUT LOUDLY SCRAPE THE WALLS WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS!

>>	Firstquest 02/26/10(Fri)01:23 No.8284052 rolled 20 = 20 OW SEND THE BEAR AND DRYAD OFF TO FIND LOOT, TELL HIM TO USE HER.HE IS A FUCKING ORACLE HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO USE HER FOR. THEN TAKE YOUR WENCH AND GO FIND THAT MACHETE THING.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:26 No.8284100 walk close to said waterfall. kill the bear and atach some rib bones to the large instine. grapple said item. rape the stupid bitch to death. break the dryads legs off and use them to set her on fire. use said item to an hero.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:27 No.8284102
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>>8283989
LEAVING THE TREE BITCH CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT TO DO, YOU CHARGE OFF THROUGH THE DOOR INTO THE NEXT AREA! YOU MAY NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE FROG PEOPLE PAST KILLING THEM, BUT YOU KNOW MOCKING LAUGHTER WHEN YOU HEAR IT! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:27 No.8284115 rolled 54 = 54 >>8284102 OW, RIP AND TEAR THEY ARE HUGE FROGS, THEREFORE THEY MUST HAVE HUGE GUYS RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS

>>	Melo The Yellow 02/26/10(Fri)01:29 No.8284130 >>8284102 OW SHOULD TELL BEAR TO FUCKING USE HIS BEAR FUCKING ARMS TO FUCKING CHUCK YOU TOWARDS THOSE FUCKS FUCK FUCK'S FUCKING FUCKS!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:30 No.8284150 >>8284102 USE TORCH AS LADDER

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:30 No.8284152 >>8284130 OW, FASTVIKING SPECIAL

>>	smoker 02/26/10(Fri)01:31 No.8284161 BUILD A FUCKING TURTLE FENCE.

Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:35 No.8284209
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>>8284115
YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO KILL THE FUCKERS, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T REACH! THERE APPEARS TO BE A BIG FUCKING CHASM FILLED WITH STALAGMITES AND STALACTITES AND ALL SHORTS OF NASTY SHIT! FUCKING FROG PEOPLE! CUTTING THE FUCKING ROPE!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:36 No.8284225 >>8284209 PUNCH A BRIDGE

>>	smoker 02/26/10(Fri)01:37 No.8284229 >>8284209 USE THE TURTLE FENCE AS A BRIDGE.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:39 No.8284263 OW, PUNCH THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL SO THAT THE STALAGTITES FALL AND MAKE A SERIES OF PLATFORMS TO CROSS.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:49 No.8284395 File1267166995.gif-(19 KB, 600x600, Thou-art-a-viking-125.gif) >>8284263 YOU STARTING PUNCHING A CAVE WALL!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:54 No.8284460 File1267167295.jpg-(140 KB, 600x600, Thou art a viking 126.jpg) >>8284395 AND DONE! WAIT! WHERE THE FUCK DO THOSE FROG PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE GOING?!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)01:58 No.8284513 >>8284460 OW, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THEY'RE NOT GOING THEY'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING LIVE IF WE GET OUR HANDS ON THE SLIPPERY FUCKERS RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS, OW.

>>	Firstquest 02/26/10(Fri)02:15 No.8284751 rolled 13 = 13 OW HOP THAT SHIT KICK SOME ASS!

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:17 No.8284777 File1267168665.jpg-(312 KB, 1000x800, Thou art a viking 127.jpg) >>8284513 "This machete better be worth it." FOR ONCE YOU CAN AGREE WITH THE BITCH! ALSO, TO BE CONTINUED SOME OTHER FUCKING TIME!

>>	sagehoge !!RJUaTzOPBQF 02/26/10(Fri)02:18 No.8284782 OW have you considered speaking to the frogs peacefully? Surely they'll listen to reason.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:19 No.8284796 >>8284777 HAVE A NICE NIGHT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:22 No.8284824 >>8284777 bye

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:31 No.8284942 ARCHIVE REQUEST SLASH BAMP

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)02:32 No.8284952 Somebody screencap all this shit just in case.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)03:01 No.8285342 bampu good sirs

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)04:38 No.8286297 bump.

>>	Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)05:11 No.8286525 I love these threads, every time.

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