FIND FLIGHT ATTENDENT, FUCK HIM/HER

UH

UM

WAIT

ACTUALLY

OH SHIT

THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN

AND YOU'RE IN A HURRY

>>8253665
PUNCH OUT THE DAMN WINDOW

BUST OUT THAT WINDOW AND FLY LIKE THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

>>8253676
FUCK THAT

JUST FREEFALL.

>>8253671
>>8253676
I WOULD READ THESE POSTS BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME

JUMP RIGHT THROUGH THAT WINDOW AND SEE IF WE CAN FIX THIS FUCKER

RIDE THE PLANE LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.

YOUR OLD FRIEND THE WINDOW

YOU GRAB THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND APPROACH THE OCEAN

>>8253710
QUICKLY RETRIEVED OVERUSED SUGGESTION FROM CHAIR, THERE ARE DAMES TO BE RESCUED.

QUACK LIKE A DUCK AND PISS ON YOUR SEAT

>>8253725
LAND ON THE NEAREST WHALE, RIDE IT LIKE AN AQUATIC MECHANICAL BULL.

>>8253753
WHALES ARE TOO SLOW

FIND US A SHAAAAAARK!!!!

YOU LAND IN FRONT OF A LIGHTHOUSE

THERE ARE SADLY NO WHALES TO BE FOUND

>>8253753
AND THEN PUNCH OUT THE DAMN WHALE.

>>8253766
FUCK YOUR SHARK, LOOK FOR CUBANS SNEAKING INTO AMERICA. THEY ARE THE STRONGEST SWIMMERS ON THE PLANET

>>8253769
PUNCH OUT THE DAMN LIGHT HOUSE

>>8253769
SWIM TO THE BOTTOM
DESTROY RAPTURE

>>8253769
RIP THAT LIGHTHOUSE OUT OF THE GROUND AND SAIL IT TO THE MAINLAND

GO FUCK ANDREW RYAN UP!!

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

NO IT'S FUCKING MINE

TELEPORT TO OUR DESTINATION!
WHY ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME? WE NEED TO HURRY!

DRINK THE OCEAN, RUN ALONG THE BASIN TO YOUR DESTINATION

WHAT THE FUCK

THERE'S NO RAPTURE

JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF UNDERWATER CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT CARRYING AWAY BUILDINGS

A SIGN ATTACHED TO FORMER-RAPTURE SAYS 'FUTURE SITE OF SEALAB'

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS STARTING TO WONDER HOW SHE CAN BREATHE DOWN HERE

STUPID BITCH

>>8253853
PUNCH OUT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND THE SIGN

>>8253853
SEX UP FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHILE FLYING TO WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU ARE GOING.

>>8253853

BUILD THE GODDAMN SEALAB YOURSELF AND DO IT FUCKING FAST

FUUCK

Caps Lock: The Threadening.

>>8253897
THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE.

>>8253907
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DOES YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE LOOK LIKE?!

MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO BE COLORED IN NEXT TIME YOU STUPID HO

>>8253925
IT IS BOTH BOLD -AND- ITALICIZED. ALSO, IT IS RED. YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR IT AS BEING IN THAT STATE.
>>8253928
DAMN STRAIGHT.

>>8253928
Retrieve flight attendant. Maybe she learned her place.

OH SHIT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS HULKING OUT SWIM AWAY

>>8253928
RAPE UNCONSCIOUS FLIGHT ATTENDANT

YOU BEGIN BUILDING SHIT IN SEALAB AND CLEANING OUT WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR BIG DADDY INFESTATION

PIECES OF SHIT

>>8254001

SEALAB IS BEING BUILT TOO SLOWLY

HIRE BIG DADDIES TO SPEED THINGS UP

>>8254001
CORRUPT BIG DADDIES TO MAKE... TROLLS OR SOMETHING.
UNDERWATER TROLLS.
WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS.

AUGH YOU'RE TOO LATE /tg/

YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND ANOTHER WANDERING BIG DADDY LATER

I MEAN THEY KEEP RESPAWNING

...ANYWAY, YOU FINISH SEALAB, AND DECIDE TO PULL THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT INSIDE

THE CAPTAIN WISHES TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

>>8254082
PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK

>>8254082
GET MURPHY TO DECLARE MARTIAN LAW AND THEN PUNCH SHIT OUT

>>8254082

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN SEALAB

YOU WERE ON A PLANE

GOING SOMEWHERE

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

TAKE THAT, MURPHY

>>8254126
FUCK YEAR DICK PUNCHING

GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PUNCH IN THE DICK

>>8254126
EH. CLOSE ENOUGH. NOW YOU BECOME CAPTAIN AND DECLARE MARTIAN LAW.

USE YOUR MACGUYVER POWERS AND TURN MURPHY INTO A JET POWERED SEGWAY

>>8254126
UNTIL HE HAS A DICKSPLOSION

>>8254137
HEY ALL, LET'S PUNCH THIS GUY IN THE DICK, HE IS PRETTY SLOW AND BORING

"MARTIAN LAW! MARRRRTIAAAAN LAWWWW!"

YOU KNOW YOUR CLAIMS ARE CRAZY

THANKFULLY YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE CONJURING ARTIFACTS THAT BOOST YOUR CHARISMA

NOBODY ARGUES WITH YOUR SELF-APPOINTED CAPTAINSHIP

>>8254181
NOW WE NEED TO TURN THE ENTIRE SEALAB INTO A DICK PUNCHING U-BOAT AND GET WHERE WE'RE GOING BY PUNCHING THE OCEAN IN THE DICK.

>>8254181
DESTROY SEALAB, QUICK!

>>8254181
ACTIVATE RETRO BOOSTERS

FLY SEALAB LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING 747

>>8254203
(inevitable)

>>8254194
NOT THE OCEAN STUPID, WE NEED TO PUNCH THE SUN IN THE DICK, THEN ALL LIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE IN THE DICK TO TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT.

>>8254224
CAN WE AT LEAST STILL HAVE THE DICK PUNCHING SPACE-U-BOAT?

THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF TO TURN SEALAB INTO ANYTHING IS THROUGH SPIRAL ENERGY

SO YOU CAN PUNCH THE OCEAN IN THE DICK

YOU CANNOT PUNCH THE SUN IN THE DICK, AS YOU HAVE EATEN THE SUN

>>8254224
WE ATE THE SUN! HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE PUNCH IT IN THE DICK?

>>8254235
YEAH, BUT AS LONG AS THE DICK PUNCHING SPACE-U-BOAT IS IN THE SHAPE OF A FIST, WITH A SIGN SAYING "DICK PUNCHING IN PROCESS, HURRY THE FUCK UP!"

>>8254244
kamehameha.

>>8254264
ALRIGHT.
>>8254244
WE'RE MAKING A DICK PUNCHING SPACE-U-BOAT.
AND THEN WE'RE PUNCHING THE OCEAN, THE LAND, ALL THE LIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE DICK.

>>8254288

AND WE NEED TO DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOWWWWWWWW

DICK PUNCHING MECHA, CODENAMED:

U'R-"DOOM"

WITH PROTECTIVE DICK SHIELDING

THE OCEAN HAD BETTER PREPARE ITS DICK

>>8254249
PUNCH THE UNIVERSE IN THE DICK, THEN PUNCH STEPHEN HAWKING IN THE DICK FOR BEING A GIANT DISABLED FAGGOT, THEN MAKE AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH. Note: in order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

ASSUMING THE MARIANA TRENCH IS THE ASSHOLE OF THE OCEAN, THE CLOSEST PART TO THE OPPOSITE END OF THE WORLD OF THAT, MUST BE THE DICK

YOU PUNCH

YOU FEEL SOMETHING

CONTACT MADE

OCEAN DICK PUNCH

TAKE THAT OCEAN

>>8254398
NOW MAKE THE OCEAN OUR BITCH SO WE CAN RIDE HIM INTO SPACE SO WE CAN PUNCH AZATHOTH, AND THEREFORE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE DICK.

THE OCEAN'S WILL IS NO MATCH COMPARED TO YOURS

TIME TO GO TAKE ON THAT BITCH AZATHOTH

>>8254472
Oh lawdy

>>8254472
YES, YES.

YOU APPROACH THE END OF COMPREHENSIBLE REALITY

AZATHOTH AWAITS

THAT BLIND ASSHOLE WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING

DICK-PUNCHING WOULD BE DIFFICULT, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE

>>8254516
USE THE SECRET COLD FISH TECHNIQUE TO SUDDENLY AND SURPRISINGLY MAKE A BLOW TO THE BOLLOCKS.
THEN SWITCH TO THE ANCIENT FIGHTING STYLE OF IRON-BALLSACK AND TEACH HIM A REAL LESSON.

IF WE ARE IN A HURRY WHY AREN'T WE RAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT?

RIDE THE OCEAN INTO THAT MONSTER WHILE RIPPING SOME PHAT LYRICS

KJSEBKHJASEKFHJB

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF AZATHOTH'S ATTACK!

>>8254579

>>8254579
FUCK THAT. TEAR OUT OUR EYE BALLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH EITHER NYARLATHOTEP OR THE BLIND IDIOT PIPERS (THEY ARE HIS WILL AND HIS DESIRE, AN AVATAR AT THE LEAST SHOULD BE NEARBY) SO WE -CAN- COMPREHEND AZATHOTH AND HIS BULLSHIT.

LUCKILY FOR US, HE CANNOT COMPREHEND YOURS EITHER

ELDER-GOD-OCEAN-DICK-PUNCH-TECHNIQUE IS GO!

>>8254614
>ELDER-GOD-OCEAN-DICK-PUNCH-TECHNIQUE

PURE REALITY FLOODS INTO YOU AS AZATHOTH SCREAMS THE SCREAM THAT ENDS EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT

>>8254659
HARNESS AZATHOTH AS OUR NEW MOUNT. WE MUST NOW JOUST WITH OTHER UNIVERSES TO PROVE WE ARE THE MOST BADASS REALITY THERE IS.

>>8254659

SO IT HAS COME. TIME TO RAP THE RHYME OF CREATION.

THIS TIME WE WILL PUT MORE AMIABLE BITCHES TO OUR INTERESTS IN THE LYRICS.

>>8254667
FUCK!

YOU ARE FAR TOO WHITE TO RAP

SPEAKING OF WHITE, YOU AWAKEN IN A WHITE VOID

YOUR THOUGHTS HALF FORM BEFORE YOU, A BIT OF CONCENTRATION WOULD BRING THEM INTO THIS NEW EXISTENCE

REALITY IS NOW YOURS TO PLAY WITH

HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING WITH IT

>>8254703
Let's make a universe where there is no need to hurry.

>>8254703
FUCK REALITY IN THE ASS

>>8254703

Make a apple pie from scratch.

>>8254738
Ha! I see what you did there.

>>8254738
BETTER YET, MAKE AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH.
WITH ORANGES.

YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND CRAFT A REALITY WHERE NOBODY NEEDS TO HURRY

YOU ALSO SUMMON A PIE

>>8254765
WE NEED TO NOW BEGIN RECURSING BY STARTING FROM WHERE OUR OWN UNIVERSE BEGAN AND THEN FORCING IT TO FOLLOW THE PATH THAT LED TO US PUNCHING AZATHOTH.
WE THEN NEED TO HOLD A GRAND TOURNAMENT WITH OUR INFINITELY RECURSING DOPPLEGANGERS.

>>8254765
YOU CREATED AN APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH, YOU HAVE CREATED THE UNIVERSE!

CREATE ANOTHER REALITY WHERE ALL OF EARTH'S ARMIES ARE JUST VIGILANT GANGS IN MODIFIED TRUCKS, BUSES, SPORTS CARS, VANS, ETC. ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH WEAPONS ATTACHED TO THE VEHICLES.

IN THIS NEW UNIVERSE, EVERYONE HAS A SPECIAL GLAND THAT LETS THEM ALTER THEIR PERCEPTION OF TIME AS THEY SEE FIT

NEW SECURITY ADVANCES HAVE BEEN MADE TO KEEP UP WITH THIS, AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER NEAT THINGS

BUT NO WINDOWS

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>8254818
I SAID INFINITE RECURSION. WHAT DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THIS.
AH FUCK IT. WE ARE NOW MAKING THE PRICKLY PEAR OPERATING SYSTEM, WHICH WILL QUICKLY TRANSFORM MAN INTO CYBERNETIC FRUIT-BEINGS.

>>8254818
>No windows
DESTROY EVERYTHING

>>8254818

>BUT NO WINDOWS

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GUYS START OVER

>>8254818

Windows suck, hit on that girl BUT DON'T HURRY.

YOU CREATE A UNIVERSE WHERE THE MILITARY BASES ITS TECHNOLOGY AND DECISIONS ON THE TWISTED METAL GAMES

IT ALSO OCCURS TO YOU, THAT YOU CANNOT DRAW CARS, AND YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ASKED TO AGAIN

>>8254876
LET'S MAKE ANOTHER BASED ON THE PRINCIPALS OF LEGO VS MEGABLOKS.

YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY ENTERING THESE NEW REALITIES, BUT RATHER JUST WATCHING THEM AND THEIR INCARNATIONS OF YOU

THE FRUIT BORG UNIVERSE

...IT'S A BIT SILLY, BUT OKAY

THE LEGO V. MEGABLOK UNIVERSE

YOUR LEGO WEAPONRY EASILY RENDS YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND MEGABLOK LOYALIST DISARMED

IT IS ONLY TOO SAD SHE HAD TO TURN ON YOU

YOU HAVE BECOME THE MASTER OF THE MULTIVERSE, THE REALTOR OF REALITY, THE WIELDER OF THE WARP

but

where do you go from here?

>>8255098
Make flying scorpions.

>>8255098
I KEEP SAYING. RECREATE OUR OWN UNIVERSE FROM SCRATCH AND HAVE IT REPEAT THE EVENTS OF ITSELF UNTIL THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF RECURSING DOPPLEGANGERS. WE THEN HAVE THE ULTIMATE BATTLE TOURNAMENT.

>>8255109

this can't go wrong, also spiders in everything.

>>8255098
Split the membranes of the multi-verse and punch the very concept of string theory in it's nuts that may or may not exist!

SCORPIONS

Make her love you again. That was why you were in a hurry, a hurry to get her back.

>>8255120
No hurry guy, you are the doppelgangers.

INFINIT-YOU

suddenly you realize that you still have to do that thing that you were on that plane going to that place to do

FUUUUCKINGPANICATTACK

>>8255185
HELL YEAH. NOW FOR MORTAL KOMBAT. INFINITE BATTLES UNTIL INFINITE IS ONE AGAIN. ONLY WE CAN DO THIS, FOR NO ONE ELSE IS SO INFINITE THAT WE CAN DEFY MATHEMATICS.

SPIDERS

YOU AND THE SPIDERS BEGIN TO FIGHT EXISTENCE ITSELF

>>8255242
THIS MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN AS GOOD IDEA AS I FIRST THOUGHT...
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT WOULD FIX THIS BESIDES FUSING WITH THE SPIDERS.

*TCH-RIIIIP*

YOU FALL INTO UN-REALITY

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>8255265
PUNCH THE OP!

>>8255265
HEY. MORGOTH IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. WE SHOULD FIND HIM AND HAVE A PARTY.

>>8255273
PUNCH HIM SO HARD IN THE DICK HE EXPLODES

>>8255273

THIS.

FUCK YOU OP

YOU ASSHOLE

YOU JUST GOT HOME FROM A HISTORY CLASS

INSTEAD OF GOING TO SLEEP YOU DO THIS SHIT

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Quickly! I have made for you a sword and shield, take them

0 t

>>8255308
KILL OP FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS

FUCK! THAT HURT! WHAT THE FUCK, I'M NOT THE OP

>>8255308
KIDNAP THE OP AND CLIMB UP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

>>8255308
Well it was a good run guys, I wonder what the next quest he'll do will be about?

>>8255322
I don't think theres going to be a next quest if OP fails to live through this.

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technical difficulties

please stand by

>>8255344
Uh Oh

>>8255277
go away sauron you are not wanted here.

>>8255354
THE NUMENOREANS COULDN'T STOP ME AND NEITHER WILL YOU.

we are working on building you a better reality

please stand by

What's going on here

ASEGOLENOPGBIJPOEWIJKVBPKMSDLKNBJKLEJNB

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>>8255365
OH YEAH?

YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE

SHE'S STILL HERE

SHE LIKES THEM

QUEST OVER

NORMALITY RESTORED

you can slow down now

I'm so confused. Whos hand is that?
Wait, who cares. PUNCH IT

>>8255414
FUCK YOUR SHIT FINWE. FUCK IT LIKE MORGOTH FUCKED THE SUN.

USE GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE ANTISPIRAL

>>8255436
>>8255414
Shut the fuck up faggots

>>8255454
: ( k

Good end?

>>8255483
No, we are trapped within false reality due to that giant hand. We will get revenge next quest.

>>8255498
Looks like a messed up green lantern symbol to me.

I don't understand what happened.

I think my head hurts.