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    48 KB Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:23 No.8185279  
    /tg/, I have a bit of a problem. I know this is more suited to /adv/, but they just laugh and claim I don't exist.

    I... recently I've started to moult. I'm too embarassed to tell my lifegiver, and it's really itchy - I don't know if it's normal for it to be like this, or this colour. I've been hiding the skin under my nest, but it's only a matter of time before someone finds it. What should I do with it? Is it really edible like Yahoo Answers says?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:24 No.8185287
    Honesty is the best approach. Sit down with your lifegiver and tell them that you have a problem .. then, begin telling them about what this problem is.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:25 No.8185290
    It's totally edible, tastes great in a salad.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:26 No.8185300
    Fucking naga. Go back to the wilderness where you came from.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:27 No.8185308
    I know I should, but I don't know. They're not very open - Mum tried to eat me one time - and Dad is always off fighting wars against the Easterners.

    .. really? Okay... maybe that's one way of getting rid of it. I tried a bit and it tasted strange, but I guess a strong enough dressing would fix that.
    >> roll+1d100 02/20/10(Sat)06:27 No.8185310

    Naga? I thought Lamia... wait...

    How are they different again?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:28 No.8185312
    Lamias are Snake Centaurs.
    Naga's just have the human head.
    Burnings a good way too.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:30 No.8185322
    The only place I could do it in secret is the den, and I think the smoke would wake Mother up.

    Lamia, you ignorant ass. My mother was a naga, but I have arms.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)06:31 No.8185327
    That sounds really icky! You should ask if Sharkashier's still around.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)06:31 No.8185331
    Hey there Sister!
    It IS normal. I remember my first moult... I was just as embarrassed and nervous as you. It's a perfectly natural and normal thing.
    And yeah SOME eat it but I just throw it int he dumpster. Eating it has always struck me as icky.
    And for the Itching? Find some rough rocks, I prefer Lava Rocks myself, and rub gently against them. Peels off the old skin and feels great.
    >> Orgrah Thundergut 02/20/10(Sat)06:32 No.8185333
    Take this shit back to /snake/, fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:33 No.8185343
    Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:34 No.8185345
    Thank you for the reply!

    Would sandstone do? There are a few big outcroppings nearby. Also, is it really safe to dump it? What if a blood magus finds it? Can't they do spells using just little bits of someone?
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)06:35 No.8185354
    I advise finding an easily swayed young human and giving them some kind of rough stone or scraper. They don't eat much.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)06:37 No.8185363
    ya. definitly honesty works best. you might consider asking another person with similar problems. since virtually all snake type biologys molt, (even Maraliths) if your lifegiver for whatever reason cant talk with you about it, that is your best bet. Also, there are known supernatural desies that cause similar effects on most sentient beings, so a healer might well have some sugestions on alliveating the issue. if there are any healers in your community who have serpentine traits, that would be your best bet, a clinical manner can help with many embarissing things.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)06:37 No.8185366
    Sandstone... yeah that should do nicely.
    Do you live in an area with many Blood Magus? The desert animals WILL probably eat it, but if you ARE that concerned about it, try burying it. It should last no more then a few days anyway before it dried up too much to be used in any spells I know of.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)06:38 No.8185371

    Humm...I think sandstone is a bit brittle, but, that may just be me. How much do you weigh?
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)06:40 No.8185390

    Well, any magic can be done with just a bit as a focus, but, unless blood magi are a real issue in your area, I'd say you are likely fine, as they have issues going un-noticed. They fuck the mana ebb all to hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:42 No.8185397
    Lava rocks. Pumice would work best, I think. See if you can find a fine-grained one. Also, sulphuric acid for disposal. Even if it doesn't completely destroy the skin, it should denature it enough to break any sympathetic ties.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)06:42 No.8185399
    Besides, Sandstone being brittle is a GOOD thing. You WANT rough edges for this sort of thing. And it's grainy too, perfect for rubbing that itch!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:42 No.8185401
    There are a few, but there's a Registered Blood Magic Offender list at the local office, so I know there are none in my area.

    Only a hundred kilos or so.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)06:43 No.8185402
    Could you just like burn it? Carefully...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:45 No.8185413
    Hi Sharkashier,

    I'm a sand serpent, quite a large one, and I've been looking for some advice about feeding. I find it quite easy to lure in prey, but when it comes to consuming them, I always seem to get their chainmail and weaponry stuck in my throat! How do you suggest getting around this issue?

    - Hungry, the Southern Wastes.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:46 No.8185418
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    Where the fuck did this "Naga don't have arms ever" bullshit start? It's an Sanskrit word, I think the Indians would know if they were using it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:47 No.8185428
    This thread is mildly disturbing, mildly adorable.

    Also, have Lamias somehow not yet invented trash collection? Just throw it in the dumpster.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:47 No.8185430
    Look, I'm not arguing naming conventions here, I'm just going with what my lifegiver told me.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)06:48 No.8185433

    It's one lady to another. And there is brittle, and there is snap as soon as you push against it.


    No, that wight lines fit in well with sandstone. And, if the local magi are not having mana issues, then, the ones on the list are behaving. If you don't consume it yourself, though(Some people enjoy it), I would suggest a controlled burn. Just in case.
    >> scaredofshadows !eG0ltbLsSo 02/20/10(Sat)06:50 No.8185441
    fucking wyrm-things, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:51 No.8185445
    You are not him.

    Go away.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)06:51 No.8185447
    This is D&D terminology we're using. Not Mythological.
    Well... as a Lamia I don't really eat adventurers...
    But I WOULD suggest setting up shop near an Oasis. Lure the prey there and wait. Eventually they will want a nice, refreshing dip in the Oasis, or they will need to take off their armor when they sleep. That's when you would strike.
    Again though... I don't really encourage the consumption of sentients. Unless they attack first, unprovoked. Then they're just jerks.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:53 No.8185457
    It's like I'm really in /nonhuman/.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)06:54 No.8185463

    .....can you even eat a human, or other human sized things? Does your jaw unhinge?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:54 No.8185464
    Don't be speciest, bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:54 No.8185467
    the trip is wrong, don't taint this thread by pretending to be him.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:55 No.8185471

    Simple, really: Lamia is a very specific mythological creature, while Naga is a catch-all term. Therefore to disambiguate the two when they're portrayed as races, Lamias are defined as having the specific form, while Nagas are defined as all the other variations.

    It's a pretty common example of how etymological development works.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)06:56 No.8185479
    Ew and ew?
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)06:57 No.8185483
    Her jaw isn't all that unhinges, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:58 No.8185494
    No I... I don't know what you mean.
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)06:58 No.8185500
    Her vagina, you worthless sack of meat.
    >> SILVER FLAME FOR LIFE Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)06:59 No.8185509

    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:00 No.8185514

    Well, another Lamina did ask, and that lead me to thinking about it. And whats so nasty about an unhinging jaw?
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:00 No.8185515
    ya, eating other sentients is genrally just a bad thing, it matters not if you can. Just look at the terrible repuation vampires have, and they dont even need to actually eat and kill their food.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:01 No.8185519
    She has to UNHINGE her vagina? Are there bone plates in the way? I could understand scales, but a simple contraction of muscles would move those...
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:02 No.8185528

    And yet...some just have it coming.
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:02 No.8185530
    Take an adult male dragon. Right? Your tiny mortal brain is with me so far?

    Now take an approximately human-sized naga. Still following?

    Now imagine how difficult it would be for them to couple.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:03 No.8185538
    I can't, and no it doesn't. But shes a Sand Serpent. They ten dot be... bigger then a lot of us.
    I should take offense to that, but I won't.
    I prefer pork, to be honest.
    ... go look at an anatomy book.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)07:03 No.8185542
    I don't really eat um, much. That's okay, I understand it.

    The jaw thing, ew? I've never seen it but ew. Sorry!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:04 No.8185545
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:04 No.8185551
    I see you. I know where you are. AND I AM COMING FOR YOU.
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:04 No.8185556
    Of course you won't, 'cause then we'd need to hook back up for the make-up sex, and oh how your little friends would titter.

    By the way, I would really appreciate it if I could get my TV back someday.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:06 No.8185566

    Yes, but, why the eww? It's by far one of the more tame ways of eating.


    Oh, damnit, there I go mixing my sub-species again. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:07 No.8185568
    At least lamia are half-human. Not like those fucking naga, or the serpents. Fucking talking and acting like they're as good as a real human.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:07 No.8185571
    Does wishing Lamias were real make me weird?
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:08 No.8185576
    I'm sorry... WHO are you?
    HEY! I have Nagas in my family thank you very much!
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:08 No.8185577

    It..it's not like it's hard to hook up the wires for the internet. Most simply size it up, or use a speaking program, or just shapechange.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:09 No.8185584
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    Not at all
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:10 No.8185591
    .. Noxorias? Nox? From Scaleridge in '98, remember? Bahamut wept, we went out for almost a month. We spent at least two nights sitting on the pier and throwing rocks at the merfolk! You said I had lovely horns!

    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:10 No.8185593
    One thing I've never quite been clear on: are there actually any MALE Lamias or is it one of those all-girl races?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:10 No.8185599
    So how does it feel to be the child of bestiality?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:11 No.8185603
    Oh no, I'm not saying a Dragon can't use a computer, but he was talking of mating with Lamia, then started reeling off into dragons!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:11 No.8185605
    Not moe enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:11 No.8185607

    You appear to be confusing an early adolescent with your ex.

    Which makes you either sorely mistaken or a pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:12 No.8185611

    Shota Lamias would be plenty moe.
    >> Gornod Bearmaul 02/20/10(Sat)07:12 No.8185616
    Shiny ebon hooves of the Greatfather, can someone PLEASE shoot that guy?
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:12 No.8185617
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    No, it makes you a /tg/er. Here, have another.
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:13 No.8185619
    Well, maybe I got the name wrong.

    .. it was a damn fine TV.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:13 No.8185623

    He's....a bit, you know. Touched. He's not that bad, normally, but, you know how it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:14 No.8185625
    Okay, well. I just went and tried to talk to my lifegiver. I had to wake her up.

    .. I think my face will heal before school. I hope. It's a bit hard to type though.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:14 No.8185628

    You type with your face?
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:15 No.8185631
    Nox... Nox... Nox... Not ringing any bells. I remember that Scaleridge though. I got sick halfway through and had to leave early.
    I'm... PRETTY sure my dad was male?
    I beg your pardon?
    What happened?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:15 No.8185635
    Doesn't everyone? To be honest, I use my tongue as well.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)07:15 No.8185636
    It's just the whole stretchy thing. I don't really know a lot of lamias, um or any at all... There's like none in my classes, and I've only met a few of Tari's friends. I didn't know who Sharkashier was until today.

    I hope you're not offended, sorry!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:15 No.8185638
    .. no! But I can't see the keys as well with only one eye working right.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:16 No.8185642

    Naga. Naga's are the ones without arms.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:16 No.8185645
    there are rumors about this. Generally the accepted thought is that their species had a method of parthinogensis that did not function for males, so all of their males died out, but then we get into genetics, and that is a mess. The other common theroys are Conversion (they have a method for making others over in their own image) or rareity (Their males need only firtalize a female once to supply it for its lifetime.)
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/20/10(Sat)07:16 No.8185646
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:16 No.8185649

    Fingers. They exist for a reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:16 No.8185650
    According to morons on the internet, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:17 No.8185654
    It's not strictly defined.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:18 No.8185657
    She's cranky when she wakes up... well, she's cranky all the time.

    And I'm pretty sure I heard her complain to Dad that she wanted a boy.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:18 No.8185659

    Not a lamina, sweetie. Bit bigger than that, but, I have the luck of shapechanging, so, I don't really have to worry much about it.
    >> Ariel 02/20/10(Sat)07:18 No.8185663
    states the one who asked to be reincarnated as a diffrent race and gender.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:19 No.8185668
    I don't know about moulting, but shedding can get kind of annoying.

    You wake up and there's loose fur everywhere. Loose fur in the fridge. Loose fur on your dinner. Loose fur in the washing machine. Loose fur stuck to your only good hat. Loose fur stuck in the fans of your computer.

    You damn cold-bloods have it easy, let me fuckin' tell you.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:19 No.8185669
    Genetic engineering, bringing nightmares TO LIFE!
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:20 No.8185672
    Keep bitching, puppy, shedding is nothing compared to breath weapon reflux.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:20 No.8185674
    You said your mother is a Naga, right? She's an Oldschool Naga isn't she? With the beliefs from the Old Country?
    How old are you? You might want to consider movie out.
    Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    Again, we're using the D&D terminology.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:21 No.8185678
    >You damn cold-bloods have it easy, let me fuckin' tell you.
    One chicken every two weeks, sunbathing the rest. Awww yea. And some wonder why we are superior.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:21 No.8185682
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    >>8185668 implying that all reptiles shed their skin all at once, rather than in patches
    Although to be fair, anoles actually eat their skin as it comes off for delicious recycled protein.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:21 No.8185683
    ... Try being a human who sheds. If your a Gnoll or Werewolf or what have you people expect it... but you get considered a freak if you are human and do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:21 No.8185684
    D&D is not real.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:22 No.8185690
    Not really old enough to set out alone... but there is a guy I know. He's... cute. Human, but kinda nice. He's got a house with a loft and his brother just moved out - but um. His parents are Flamers.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:22 No.8185693
    ... AH-DUH! Lamia and Naga aren't real either and, GASP, neither are Dragons!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:22 No.8185695
    Neither is mythology.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:22 No.8185696
    One: not canid, you overgrown tube of muscle.

    Two: I try and keep my fuckin' breath clean. You know how hard that is on toothbrushes? They last maybe three, four days, tops.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:23 No.8185699

    Neither is India.

    Seriously, the spice companies just made that shit up.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:24 No.8185706
    I hear a charcoal tablet every week or so is good for that.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:24 No.8185712
    Well then, clearly we've decided this conversation is silly and we should all talk about real things like aliens.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:26 No.8185717
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:26 No.8185719
    Don't get me started on those fuckers. Moving onto our plane, taking jobs meant for hard-working Euclydian folk.

    The naga are a pain in the wings but the outsiders are a fucking plague.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:26 No.8185720
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    As the Empieror of Sigmar's Empire, the Grand Prince of Altdorf, the Count of the Reikland and the Protector of The Empire, I, Emperor Karl-Franz I von Holswig-Schliestein, declare that the Cult of The Silver Flame be outlawed for the crime of promoting hated among the citizens of the Empire, and that all monster girls be protected under imperial law, so long as they do not try to eat anyone or ally themselves with the forces of Chaos.

    Also to honor Sigmar's friendship with the Dwarfen-folk, All Dwarfs get free ale for the next 5 minutes
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:26 No.8185725

    Bad idea, romantic as it might sound.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:26 No.8185726
    Who the balls is Sigmar?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:27 No.8185729
    Some Primarch from Warhammer 40k.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:27 No.8185730
    OOOH, Flamers. I know THAT type.
    I assume that, you knowing him and he not declaring you a monster that must be purged, he doesn't share the religious views of his parents.
    You said it was HIS house right? As long as he isn't living with his parents that shouldn't be an issue except on holidays. They can either live with it or not. But you should really talk to this boy, see if he wants to get serious.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:28 No.8185733

    It's not like that, breath re-flux is sort of like acid-reflux. comes a bit randomly, and there is only so much you can do to keep it from happening.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:28 No.8185737
    pretty good emperor actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:28 No.8185738
    Stop spamming AɳoɳTalk.com with your stupid shit.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)07:29 No.8185747
    Flamers omg. He was sharing a house with his brother, or he's you know, living at home with his crazy parents?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:30 No.8185754
    Got any fuckin' advice, then?

    Not stopping the brushing, though. You have no idea how much sealbreath puts people off.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:30 No.8185755
    Oh, sorry, I just meant he lives there. His

    I dunno. I was thinking... well, maybe I could, you know... get a ring of polymorph? And um. Pretend to be from out of town or something? I really like him, but his parents are kinda... scary.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:31 No.8185760
    Hail Emperor Karl-Franz, Protector of the Empire!

    (Warhammer Fantasy, not 40k)
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)07:31 No.8185766
    Get an adamantine toothbrush, the dwarves can do some crazy things with the stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:31 No.8185767

    You could always eat them.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:32 No.8185773
    That would be rude!

    .. besides, I couldn't eat a whole one.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:33 No.8185781
    NO! BAD! We do NOT perpetuate that stereotype!
    Oh dear... Honey does he know who and what you are?
    I was about to suggest something similar.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)07:34 No.8185789
    Isn't moulting completely normal for anyone partially reptile?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:34 No.8185790
    Sand serpent detected, get out of here SNAKE.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:34 No.8185794

    Humm. I know that they are coming out with a stronger paste, for just such a thing. Omni-max, or something like that. Really strong shit. Like, don't try it if you don't have accelerated healing.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:35 No.8185796
    unwise unless you have his support. Now if they get to know you and then have issue, thats another story.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:35 No.8185797
    Well. Um. I passed him a note one time! And I, um. I once asked him what time it was at the bus stop.

    .. no, not really.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:36 No.8185805

    Fuckin' dwarves, seriously?

    I used to live down the road from a group of dwarves. Those fuckers were so insular, but they were fuckin' unnerving when you actually saw them. And despite the fact that I'm about ten times heavier than them, I don't like the looks of... well, hunger, they give me.

    I mean, fuck. I'm an apex predator. I don't need to deal with their shit as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:36 No.8185806

    Oh shit. Yandere incoming.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:37 No.8185812
    Do not be ashamed of yourself. And neither of you should have to live in fear. So why don't you tell me where these Flamers are, AND I WILL SHOW THEM THE MEANING AND THE NATURE AND THE VERY ESSENCE OF FEAR.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:37 No.8185814

    Humm. Might want to ask around, talk to his friends. See what they are like, it might give a good indicator of what he is like.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:37 No.8185815
    You don't know fear till you slink down the wrong alley in a mountain mining town and see starlight gleaming on fifteen pickaxes.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:38 No.8185819
    Then the ring trick probably won't work then.
    But when you passed the notes and talk to him, he WAS seeing you as you are, right?
    That is a positive thing. Most of the fanatic Flamers hate on sight and are very VOCAL about it.

    And about your mother... Are there any friends you can stay with? Andy other, preferably non-Naga, family in the area?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:38 No.8185820
    Guys I think there's a Reaper in this thread.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:40 No.8185829
    if it were that simple, we could solve it ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:40 No.8185832
    Maybe you should be upfront.

    That worked when I met this pretty nice silver dragon, but we ended up breaking apart after a while. Her parents and I didn't get along.

    I think that they thought I was their goddamn dinner.


    I'm sensing a fuckin' pattern here...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:41 No.8185841
    >>8185781 NO! BAD! We do NOT perpetuate that stereotype!

    Look, I'm just saying... it works.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:42 No.8185843

    As long as he does not try to assume direct control, we shall be fine.
    >> Sorain 02/20/10(Sat)07:43 No.8185848
    nonesense, wouldent we hear whispering if a Reaper was hanging around here?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:43 No.8185857
    I think he knows who I am. I mean, he's seen me around, and I did talk to him a few times... I, um. He might not know my name, though.

    He has a minotaur friend on the soccer team, I could maybe get to know him... Most of the classes I go to know me by now, just... not well.

    I don't really have many friends, and no family in town... there was a spate of cat disappearances the day we moved into town, and I had a chicken for lunch the day I started school, and, well... they gossip, you know?

    Mother also doesn't like me leaving the den often. She thinks I'm planning trouble.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)07:44 No.8185861
    What's a reaper?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:44 No.8185867

    Who the hell would eat cat?

    They're too fuckin' scrawny for a good meal.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:44 No.8185868
    You just think you don't hear whispering.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:45 No.8185874
    I'd have thought someone would have noticed a giant fucking starship hanginag around by naaaAARGHLEGHRRRGHRHGH.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:45 No.8185876

    Ok, yeah. Non-human friends, he's not like his parents. Proceed carefully, but, it's not too bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:47 No.8185885
    Ah yes, the "Reapers."
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:47 No.8185886
    .. oh dear.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:47 No.8185888
    Some ancient horror from beyond time and space. I don't believe in them.
    Hmmm... if he has non-human friends then he's not a Typical Flamer. I'd say get to know him better. The first, and hardest, step is talking to him. Once you clear that hurdle, it gets MUCH easier.
    And you need to do something about you mother. It's not good, being treated like that.
    If you knew a Medusa...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:47 No.8185891
    Speaking of nonhuman hate...
    >> Shepard 02/20/10(Sat)07:49 No.8185897
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 02/20/10(Sat)07:50 No.8185904
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    >If you knew a Medusa...

    H-Hello, c-can I be of any help?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:50 No.8185907
    By Pelor, the amount of mistakes in this thread is alarming. Look, I'm a Flamer, okay? I run the local chapter. We're not all like >>8185509,
    most of us are just looking out for our species. There's a lot of anti-human sentiment out there, and a lot of the time in nonhuman society, we can get a pretty raw deal.

    So just don't make so many assumptions, okay? The kid's parents could be perfectly fine with the girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:50 No.8185909
    You're against eating people, but not against petrifying them? What?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:51 No.8185914
    I dropped my keys over there. Could you lean over and pick them up?
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)07:52 No.8185924
    Petrifying sounds very permanent.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)07:52 No.8185925
    >Some ancient horror from beyond time and space. I don't believe in them.
    Do True Fae count? I know they're real.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:52 No.8185929

    Fuckin' hell, give me some fuckin' warning!

    You know how hard it is to get fucking shaded glasses that fit? One wrong move and bam. A cracked pair of lenses and a lot of goddamn cash thrown down the fuckin' drain.
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:53 No.8185933
    You said that last time too. Yes the sun disappeared for a few days, but noting terrible happened other then a city got scuffed up a bit.
    Ok... I don;t know if it's just me... but I've REALLY liked and gotten along well with every Medusa I've ever met. Maybe its a snake thing.
    But do you know anyone int he girl's area? someone she can go to to get away from her mother?
    You can reverse petrifaction, you can't reverse death unless you're very wealthy. Besides, a few years as a Statue never hurt anyone. If the mother was just stone long enough for her daughter to grow some...
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 02/20/10(Sat)07:53 No.8185934
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    But-But you're holding your keys, they're right there in your hand
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:53 No.8185936
    I... am no "Reaper." I am a human. I merely have a... grudge... against certain other humans. All of whom happen to belong to the Cult of the Silver Flame.

    [edit] I have no name. You didn't see me post one.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:54 No.8185940
    I don't want to hurt my mother! She's just... traditional.

    Talking would be smart, I guess. It would really be easier if I spoke fluent common...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:54 No.8185941
    Like anyone in their fuckin' right mind would take that chance.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:54 No.8185943

    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)07:55 No.8185944
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    To be fair, that's less hate, and more simple ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:55 No.8185946
    Oops! Dropped them!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:55 No.8185947
    This is pretty terrible, even for /tg/'s standards and everyone knows it has none.
    >> Karl 02/20/10(Sat)07:56 No.8185949
    Hey, don't shell out for glasses, man. Go for some decent goggles, you can get a really nice pair for under ten G. Sure, they look clunky as Hell, but we're not really in this for the fashion, are we?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:56 No.8185950
    Silly gorgon. You are in possession of "DAT ASS" and he simply wishes to admire it. You.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:56 No.8185951
    What happened Monday?
    >> Karl 02/20/10(Sat)07:57 No.8185955
    ...leave her alone, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:58 No.8185959
    A few years as a statue hurts a lot more than you'd expect. What they don't tell you is that over 60% of all reversed petrifications end in either death or a severe vegitative state. The other 40% are often different than they were before.
    >> Ariel 02/20/10(Sat)07:58 No.8185967
    What? did someone see Narasis come through here? I keep telling it to stop messing with lesser civilzations and pay me back. Darn it, so many things fit that discription. Was it mechanical? Large, Mostly Black, vaguely hand shaped?
    >> Sharkashier, Lamia 02/20/10(Sat)07:58 No.8185968
    What, living with a Medusa? Hell, I did, for 3 years! I was only turned to stone twice!
    Even Naga don't mess with Medusa. If you befriended a Medusa and lived with her, then your mother wouldn't be able to just waltz in and drag you back to her lair. Besides, Medusa are nice people when you get to know them.
    As for the Common thing... I assume they teach you in common? it's not TOO hard a language to pick up. Work at it a little.

    I'm sorry honey, but I need to go to sleep now. I've already stayed up way later then I should have.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)07:59 No.8185970
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    How's the white knighting going for you?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:00 No.8185972
    Oh, well, thank you for your help.
    >> Karl 02/20/10(Sat)08:00 No.8185976
    Fuckin' terrible, nobody wants a lycan Paladin. Besides, everyone's now demanding Cleric this and Rogue that, there's no call for a trained holy warrior these days.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)08:01 No.8185979
    Even if she had the most exquisite buttocks in the universe, it wouldn't be a good reason to whore herself out.
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 02/20/10(Sat)08:01 No.8185980
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    Sorry! Sorry everyone! I'll put on my glasses right now.

    A-Are you sure, I can't see them anywhere.

    My ass? But everyone has an ass.

    N-No, it's okay. I'm fine picking up his keys.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:01 No.8185983
    That's uncalled for. She offered to help, and I told her how she could. I wasn't being rude or anything.

    You'd make a shitty paladin.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:01 No.8185985

    You don't want to know. But, really, a simple ward against petrifaction, its not hard to toss up.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:02 No.8185988
    "just looking out for our species." "a lot of anti-human sentiment"
    These are the usual arguments of the bigot. Some people use them to justify "culling." After all, if they're not human, it's not murder, is it?

    What about, "just looking out for the poor?" "A lot of anti-equality sentiment?" If you truly have no problem with non-humans, you should reconsider you membership within the Silver Flame. Because you're not what they want, and they will use you without regret or remorse.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:02 No.8185989
    I would like to know. I was sleeping last Monday.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)08:03 No.8186000
    Thanks for chatting with us Sharkashier! I didn't know my sister's friends were so cool.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)08:04 No.8186007
    >My ass? But everyone has an ass.
    Yes, but yours seems to be very appealing.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:04 No.8186009
    Who said anything about money? This is Art! Reubens would gaze upon her posterior perfection and die from bliss.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:05 No.8186011

    "dat ass" is when it's a particularity round and curvaceous booty.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:06 No.8186017
    I believe it's pronounced "aut."
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:06 No.8186018
    Hey, cut that crap out. I've never harmed a nonhuman in my life - my wife is a harpy, our son goes to a mixed school, and I spend every second weekend helping out at the demihuman adjustment assistance call center. I just also keep an eye out for HUMANS who need a hand, and the Silver Flame is the biggest organization that caters to that around.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:06 No.8186021
    Why would anyone find a piece of meat slapped on someone backside appealing?
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)08:06 No.8186023
    Rubens? Hey now, she isn't that fat!
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:07 No.8186027

    There was an..incident, where several people got zapped, and a few were in awkward positions, and there was some...breakage.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:09 No.8186039
    Awkward positions? Breakage? You trying to tell me they got petrified whilst copulating? Dang people, can't find a room?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:10 No.8186043
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    Alright, I asked my shortarse friend if he had anything and he gave me these.

    I hope they fuckin' work. They'd better, given how uncomfortable they are.

    All I'm sayin' is I'd rather not be made of rock.

    You can't even fuckin' eat rock.

    And shit like this.

    All I'm sayin' is: no fuckin' rocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:10 No.8186045
    A member of the Silver Flame with a NON-HUMAN wife?
    Is there some sort of new, reformist movement with in the Flame?
    That and their church is run by a Barefooted Brown Skinned LoliPope.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:10 No.8186049
    So, uh, since this thread is here and all... black dragon, F, from Sandsedge. I kinda tried to eat a knight, choked, sprayed him with acid, and spat him out.

    .. he's still alive. Keeps screaming and gurgling, I'm afraid it'll wake up the rest of the dorm, what do I do?
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:11 No.8186054

    They had a room, but forgot to lock the door, and forgot our bootyfied medusa friend was stopping bye.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:11 No.8186057
    Nice hat.
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 02/20/10(Sat)08:11 No.8186058
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    M-M-M-M-My ass can kill people just by them looking at it?

    Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear-Oh dear
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:12 No.8186061
    Throw a healing potions down his throat and he'll be fine.
    You need to use protection!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:12 No.8186063
    Just bite him in the fuckin' neck.

    Serves you right for trying to eat someone whole.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:12 No.8186064

    Oh, fuck, put him out of his pain, or get some healing for him. Was it justified, did he attack first, or were you not thinking strait?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:13 No.8186070
    Why did you even try to eat him?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:13 No.8186071
    .. hey, I think I know you. Did you swing by Mor-Ronda in late '02? I'm pretty sure someone who looked a lot like you got in a scuffle with the cops after he threw a dwarf through the window of my bar.
    >> Princess Angelique Dominique 02/20/10(Sat)08:13 No.8186074
    Nooooooooo! Your ass is fine!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:13 No.8186077
    Not LITERALLY, but he's saying that you have a very pleasing booty.
    (He said coyly and with much innuendo.)
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:13 No.8186078

    That was also courtesy of my shortarse friend.

    I never remember what the fuck he is, but he puts up with fur everywhere and I haven't accidentally trodden on him yet, so it's all good.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:14 No.8186084
    'cause I was fucking hungry!

    I don't have any, I used them all when my nymph bunk buddy hooked up with a centaur!

    What in Tiamat's name am I going to do with the body!?
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)08:14 No.8186085
    It's like a um... metaphor. He's saying something nice. Kinda.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:15 No.8186087
    They also organise purges, pogroms, and the occasional lynching. Bet you never read THAT in the pamphlets, do you?
    There so-called charitable works are primarily a public relations exercise to maintain a veneer of legitimacy. Why else would they ONLY aid humans? You sound so much better than all that. But hey, how's the funding for your local chapter? I mean, just because there's a monster-lover in charge?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:15 No.8186089

    That never fucking happened.

    You say that again and I'll fucking throw you through the window like that dwarf.

    Fucker shouldn't have stuck a goddamn fork in me.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:15 No.8186090
    Well, you were hungry, kill him, eat him in pieces.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:15 No.8186092
    Sounds like hearsay and propaganda gibberish to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:16 No.8186096
    How about eat it, you dumb lizard?

    And try ripping bits off first. You don't see me trying to inhale fuckin' seals, do you?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:17 No.8186101
    .. well, not too hot, I admit. It stepped on a lot of toes when I got this position. Hell, I know the other sects do a lot of nasty shit, but this seemed the smartest way to try and change that. Sometimes we even get nonhumans helping out with fundraisers and whatnot, since their partner is human or their kids are matey with a human family.
    >> Kate, dryad 02/20/10(Sat)08:18 No.8186103
    A seal isn't really a person. Except for those er... selkies?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:18 No.8186104
    shit i woke up Drall
    gunna stuff it under my bed
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:19 No.8186112
    You, Sir, are a brave and Just man, and I salute you. I will endeavour most mightily to not kill you while I exterminate the Flame.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:20 No.8186117
    Just 'cause it's sentient it doesn't mean you don't fuckin' CHEW.

    I have teeth for a fuckin' reason. I'm guessing that dragon girl isn't a snake either and she has more than two of the fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:20 No.8186119
    This is going to end well.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:21 No.8186123
    Shouldn't have got greedy.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:22 No.8186136
    She's a black dragon, dude, that's like bitching out a lycan for stinking of shit and offal.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:23 No.8186139

    Wait, you are a black, yes? Acid blast the remains, after you eat your fill. That would remove most of it, although I'm unsure as to what do with the metal bits, I never had that issue back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:24 No.8186147
    Part of living with humans is not being a dick.

    I mean, I knew this fuckin' lycan. Pretty well-groomed. Only actually flipped out and murdered someone once.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:25 No.8186154
    And how will you tell who is a part of that group? There are lots of humans around. And how will you tell the good ones from the bad ones?

    Are you really all that different from them, going out to "exterminate" people?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:25 No.8186159
    And do it fuckin' outside.

    God knows I'd be fuckin' pissed if someone ate through my ceiling trying to hide some fuckin' evidence.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:25 No.8186160

    Better safe than sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:26 No.8186161
    Just once? Wow. Most struggle to keep it under double digits.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:26 No.8186163

    Humm. Well, I can wish you nothing but the best of luck, if you run into any bad trouble, I suggest going to the Draco Foundation for help. They are about the only non-profit out there that is trying to get humanity and meta-humanity to work together.
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 02/20/10(Sat)08:27 No.8186168
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    This might be a bad idea, but maybe you could try saying you're sorry?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:28 No.8186176

    Look, we were in a hurry, alright? He only had half an hour away from the midnight watch, and like I said, consuming a fully-armoured sentient in a dorm room isn't easy.

    Drell bitched me out but let me off with a warning. I took him outside and finshed him off. Fat lot of help you assholes were.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:28 No.8186178
    Well, once all the time I knew him.

    That was not a fun fuckin' night. You try and dig a hole using only your claws while you're drunk and trying to stop your friend from doing anything else stupid.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:29 No.8186185

    Any word from this one?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:29 No.8186186
    I'm sure they say that to. Isn't that the whole basis of their organization? That the non-humans are dangerous and could easily kill a large number of humans if they wanted? And that you can't be sure which will and which won't, as in:

    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:29 No.8186187
    You rush, you fuck things up.

    Universal rule, scaly.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:29 No.8186189
    .. what, seriously? At least five chapterhouses in the local area have been burned to cinders by that group of maniacs! I have two kids here who will never see their parents again because of them!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:29 No.8186192
    See >>8186176.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:30 No.8186193
    I've never claimed to be different to them, in fact we are very much similar. How does it go? "Beware, when one fights monsters, lest you become a monster yourself," or some such. I am what they have made me, I have become them.

    And I take my time determining who is and who is not of the Flame. I do not have their luxury of, "it looks different to us! Kill it!"
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:31 No.8186205
    Bite me.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:31 No.8186206
    >Yahoo Answers

    Dammit, I lol'd. Stupid snakefolk.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:32 No.8186214
    I wouldn't fuckin' tempt her, man.

    I mean, sure she fucked up, but I don't really want an acid bath.

    I lost enough fur from that fuckin' toaster.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:33 No.8186218
    .. do share.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:34 No.8186227
    And folks like you made them! Figuring that since you have the power to do so, why shouldn't you be judge, jury and executioner!

    Do you know what you do? You prove them right, you disgrace!
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:35 No.8186229

    There is the Foundation, and then there are fanatics that take the name and try to drag it through the mud. Trust me, they are being dealt with. Bastards are as bad as the Sons of Saroun. Give me names and addresses, of those hurt, I think I can help them out. I've got a few clerics that owe me favors.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:35 No.8186235
    There ain't fuckin' much to tell.

    We got into a scrap.

    I won, but goddamn did the bastard do some damage.

    I had a bald strip along my left flank for a week.

    It's only really just growing back.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:36 No.8186238
    ... I am human.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:37 No.8186247
    You have fur.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:37 No.8186248
    <We are perplexed.>

    <What is toaster?>
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:37 No.8186249
    She said she had trouble swallowing a mere human. I'm not too worried about an acid bath, I can just wash it off and shed a few scaled.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:38 No.8186253
    Fuck you asshole, he was wearing platemail.

    Laugh it up, biped.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:38 No.8186254
    Lucky for fuckin' some.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:39 No.8186263
    That's also what fuckin' can openers are for.

    Also for dolphin-flavoured tuna.

    Hard to get, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:39 No.8186264
    ? I am human. My parents were human. My grandparents were human. Where is this fur?
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)08:40 No.8186269

    Platemale is a bitch for acid. I know of some tablets you can take, pumps the potency of it through the roof. Just remember to take them a full half hour before eating.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:41 No.8186279
    On your face, arms, legs, really any exposed parts. It's brown and coarse. I see a duckbill as well.

    Though I suppose insanity wouldn't be odd to find in someone who goes out killing people.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:42 No.8186284
    This thread fills my head with the most beautiful mental images.

    A dragon attacking a knight with a can opener.
    A naga looking up assistance on Yahoo Answers.
    Pelosian doorknockers.
    Jayne as a lycanthropic polar bear.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:43 No.8186293
    Platemail? WHAHAHA, surely your kind shouldn't have trouble with some flimsy metal sheet. Heck, my uncle would often show off when I was young, biting through a plate mail. When I finally could do it he took me to the bar, it was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:43 No.8186296
    and it needs to be archived like the last
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:44 No.8186298
    A wereplatypus?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:44 No.8186302
    Insofar as I have never posted an image, I suspect you are hallucinating. You should probably lie down, or seek medical attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:44 No.8186303
    She's in school, lay off dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:45 No.8186307
    This is why too much protection can really ruin a relationship.
    >> Noxorias the Glorious 02/20/10(Sat)08:47 No.8186324
    Getting caught with a knight in the raw can lead to some pretty embarassing rumours, man. I remember one time, with this princess - I bit her head off as soon as my buddy slithered in, but the damage was done.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:49 No.8186346
    she's a fucking dragon, she should be able to take care of herself dude
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:50 No.8186351
    Me hallucinating? You're the one who can't see his own face in the mirror.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:53 No.8186371
    I was a senior in high school, I don't see your point. Especially since she's a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:55 No.8186386
    Hey guys I think I've spotted her white knight.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:56 No.8186398
    Nah, that's another black dragon who wants to bone her.

    And he's, like, three times her age. Really creepy.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:57 No.8186403
    .. and how do you know this?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:57 No.8186405
    Isn't that... rather normal for dragons? I mean, she's young, so three times her age is still young. It would get creepy if he was ten times her age.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)08:59 No.8186416
    Scry. I'm a bit of a voyeur.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:01 No.8186421
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:01 No.8186425
    Never provided any information of that kind either. You need a doctor. And possibly electroconvulsive therapy.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:03 No.8186435
    Do we want this archived or not? It might be useful to similarily confused young snakefolk in the future.
    >> /d/eviating Ca/tg/irl 02/20/10(Sat)09:03 No.8186436

    That...is roughly right. As w....as dragons don't die, unless killed, a longer span of time is there before it's "creepy".
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:03 No.8186438
    Said the unrepentant killer.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:06 No.8186446
    Archive at sup/tg/. Google it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:07 No.8186452
    It's not archived.

    I'd almost think you were a fey, out to troll me with your lies.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:09 No.8186464
    Or maybe I was telling you to archive it there.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)09:11 No.8186471

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