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WARLOCK QUEST Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:38 No.8182415

You are a WARLOCK. Or, rather, you intend to be one once you complete your first PACT with UNFATHOMABLE BEINGS from BEYOND. Until then, you are LIVING WELL in your SECRETIVE LAIR. But first things first. What is your name.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/20/10(Sat)01:38 No.8182423 Fruity McGayGay

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:38 No.8182427 Punt Slambeef!

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:40 No.8182442 Tranzig Snuffleupagus McDerpfish

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:41 No.8182463 File1266648077.jpg-(28 KB, 412x338, magicfag.jpg) MAXIMUS POWER

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:41 No.8182467 Daryl

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:41 No.8182468 Gretel Hardcheese

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:42 No.8182475 Herpish McDurpinmire

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:42 No.8182481 MAGICKER THE MAGICIAN

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:42 No.8182489 Magiciony Mcgee

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:43 No.8182502 Sir Henry Lordington IV, Esq.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:44 No.8182518 Darknight Terrorevil

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:46 No.8182545 Gunter Randalson

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:47 No.8182570 Fenner the Slightly Crispy

WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)01:49 No.8182601
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>>8182423
THE WORLD SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR STUPID NAME. They called you FRUITY McGAYGAY. They will PAY.

But, seeing as you intend to become a DARK LORD of DESTRUCTION and DESPAIR, a name like DARKNIGHT TERROREVIL is much better.

Now, what infernal being shall DARKNIGHT TERROREVIL make his pact with?
OPTIONS:
SLAYNISH: Offers mind-affecting POWERS. Also DICKS and BOOBS.
NARGAL: Offers CURSES and AREA-EFFECT BLIGHT SPELLS. Also SMELLS BAD.
KHURN: Offers BLOOD MAGIC. Also probably will make you REALLY HUGE and ANGRY.
TSEENCH: Offers BORING SORCERY and some LORE about BOOKS and SECRETS or something. Likes BIRDS way too much.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:50 No.8182612 >>8182601 KHURN

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:51 No.8182622 KHURN OR NARGAL

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:51 No.8182625 >>8182601 Why bland 40K chaos gods? Be a little more original, man.

Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:52 No.8182631

>>8182601
Fruity McGayGay, will form a pact with Nargal and curse those who would rend his new name from his mind, DARKKNIGHT TERROREVIL was good but alas it has been stolen by those who would see us suffer. So they shall endure a curse greater than anything that could ever befall me for they have taken our name, we will take it back.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:52 No.8182641 CALL UPON BOTH SLAYNISH AND NURGAL. SEE WHICH ONE IS WILLING TO OFFER YOU A BETTER CONTRACT.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:54 No.8182655 File1266648841.jpg-(64 KB, 390x524, Railroad.jpg) >>8182601 >that names stupid >We're using this name ALL ABOARD!

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:54 No.8182659 >>8182601 Slaynesh and mess up the summoning. Spend the rest of your life as a girl in hell.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:55 No.8182673 >>8182631 >>8182655 Nothing wrong with Darknight Terrorevil

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:57 No.8182699 >>8182673 nothing wrong with it, its just that those bastards have stolen it from us, and we shall take it back, Nargal is the only being who can grant us the power we need to torment the fools who thought to steal our name.

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)01:57 No.8182702 >>8182625 WHAT 40K CHAOS GODS I SEE NO 40K CHAOS GODS THIS IS ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:57 No.8182707 >>8182673 Except that it was forced on us. Dont ask for a name then disregard everything given. Its a dick move.

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)01:58 No.8182722 >>8182707 BROSEF SOMEBODY SUGGESTED THE NAME SEE >>8182518

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:59 No.8182727 ITT: Railroad Quest

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:59 No.8182731 >>8182699 aye, we can't be called DARKKNIGHT TERROREVIL till we crush those bastards who stole it with our rage, beg KHURN for the power to destroy them, and rip your name from their devious hiding places.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)01:59 No.8182736 >>8182707 hopefully trolling?

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:03 No.8182773 >>8182731 dude, DARKKNIGHT TERROREVIL is the best fucking name ever, WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT FROM US AND LEFT US WITH Fruity McGayGay, THEY WILL PAY THOSE FUCKERS KHURN GIMME YOUR RAGE JUICE GOTTA KILL SOMEONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:03 No.8182775 File1266649400.png-(430 KB, 960x704, fuck y'all.png) 3 VOTES FOR KHURN 4 VOTES FOR NARGAL 2 VOTES FOR THAT OTHER GUY NONE FOR THAT FAGGOT WITH THE HAT GETTING A DRINK CHECKING BACK IN 10

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:05 No.8182806 THAT OTHER GUY I WANT DICKS AND BOOBS

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:06 No.8182813 KHURNE PUNCH THINGS

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/20/10(Sat)02:07 No.8182826 KHURN

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:07 No.8182828 >>8182775 KHURN

Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:07 No.8182829

>>8182775
guys, how are we gonna get our true calling DARKKNIGHT TERROREVIL back if we don't have powers to beguile and seduce? >>8182773
>>8182731
If we kill them we will never get our name back, and be stuck with this pos Fruity McGayGay...i think that the only way we can do this is if we get a little bit of everything and form a pact with all for POWER UNDIVIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:08 No.8182834 We are of the clan McGaygay. We probably already have some family history with Slaynish.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:08 No.8182837 >>8182775 NARGAL

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:10 No.8182864 >>8182834 I guess so. But how is there a clan McGaygay? Did your two dads have a magic butt-baby?

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:12 No.8182888 >>8182864 BLOOD AND THUNDER, etc.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/20/10(Sat)02:12 No.8182891 File1266649961.jpg-(154 KB, 760x596, Son of Kronar.jpg) >>8182864

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:12 No.8182896 File1266649972.png-(419 KB, 896x768, WOAH FUCK A PACT.png) OKAY BACK. Looks like KHURN is our winner by MAJORITY VOTE. FRUITY MCGAYGAY / DARKNIGHT TERRORWHATEVER does some magical shit. A PACT IS MADE. GOOD JOB.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:13 No.8182901 >>8182888 You've got the wrong guy. NARGAL is SORES AND TAINTED MEAT, MAYBE A BEER WITH A BUG IN IT THAT GIVES YOU BUG AIDS.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:15 No.8182915 >>8182896 What lies ahead for Darknight Terrorevil?

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:16 No.8182927 >>8182896 I thought KHURN didn't like magical shit. We'd better get ourselves a FUCKING AXE and start practicing HITTING SHIT with it.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:17 No.8182945 >>8182927 You are making needless assumptions about this totally original god of oss-kay! I am sure Khurn will be down with our warlocky aspirations.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:20 No.8182971 >>8182891 PLEASE let us have two dads with magic butts.

WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:22 No.8182988
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FRUITY MCGAYGAY / DARKNIGHT TERROREVIL is now official FUCKING HUGE. Such is the blessing of KHURN. You are also filled with INEXPLICABLE THIRST for BLOOD.

Outside of your LAIR, the kingdom of GENERICA awaits. It is a verdant and green land with a prosperous agricultural economy. It is ruled by the just KING LEON, who has subdivided it into several fiefdoms ruled by various BARONS. Your LAIR is located on the fiefdom of BARON MALEFICO, a relatively sparsely populated fiefdom with only two villages of note, LOWER NETHER WALLOP and UPPER NETHER WALLOP. UNW is just outside your LAIR, while LNW is a day to the south. MALEFICO'S CASTLE is near LNW.

Your resources: HALF A ROBE. SAFE LAIR. FISTS OF FURY.
Your spells: BLOOD STRIKE
What do you do.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:23 No.8183012 DARKNIGHT STARTS LAYING DOWN THE LAW WITH HIS FISTS OF FURY UPON THE MEAK INHABITANTS HE FINDS

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:23 No.8183014 >>8182988 Set off for UPPER NETHER WALLOP in search of BLOODSHED and BITCHES and also OUR TWO DADS.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:24 No.8183030 >>8182988 Exit Lair, attract bitches with our manly muscles.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:25 No.8183034 We need a public image. We are huge now, but people may still recognize our face. Kill the first person we find and paint our face with its blood.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:26 No.8183057 sage for quest thread

WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:38 No.8183196
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>>8183014
YOU STRUT OUTSIDE
There, you encounter a PEASANT MAN living in a COTTAGE not far from your TOWER. However, you are only at the UPPER NETHER WALLOP outskirts. Some of your peers have suggested KILLING this PEASANT MAN.

WHAT DO.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:41 No.8183220 >>8183196 Ask for directions to a tavern. THEN BATHE IN HIS BLOOD.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:41 No.8183223 >>8183196 KILL TEAR OFF HIS FACE AND WEAR IT

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:42 No.8183228 RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:43 No.8183242 >>8183220 >>8183223 >>8183228 ALL OF THESE

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:48 No.8183293 File1266652107.png-(160 KB, 1024x768, RIP AND TEAR.png) He kindly informs you that there is a tavern just inside the town. THEN YOU FUCKING TEAR HIM IN HALF AND BATH IN HIS INNARDS PRAISE KHURN Now what.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:50 No.8183313 find said tavern and look for potential followers,hostages,sacrifices and so on

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:50 No.8183321 What's KHURN's policy on throne building materials? Femurs for the femur throne? Humeri for the humerus throne?

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:51 No.8183330 >>8183293 GO TAVERN. SLAY MEN. RAPE WOMEN.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:53 No.8183350 >>8183330 Women? Son, we are disappoint.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:53 No.8183353 >>8183330 GO WOMEN SLAY TAVERN RAPE MEN

>>	WARLOCK QUEST 02/20/10(Sat)02:53 No.8183359 >>8183321 THRONES ARE FOR PUSSIES REAL KHURNITES SIT ON PILES OF CORPSES In real-talk, that's that for now. I'll see about continuing tomorrow if I feel like it.

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:54 No.8183372 >>8183353 RAPE TAVERN SLAY WOMEN GO MEN

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 02/20/10(Sat)02:54 No.8183376 >>8183330 GO MEN SLAY WOMEN RAPE TAVERN

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:56 No.8183396 File1266652584.png-(35 KB, 736x736, awesome face.png) >>8183330 >>8183353 >>8183372 >>8183376 I like where this thread is going

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:56 No.8183400 >>8183372 >>8183376 oh god what

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:57 No.8183407 >>8183372 >>8183376 ...

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)02:58 No.8183423 File1266652728.gif-(43 KB, 200x234, khorneface.gif)

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)03:15 No.8183625 AQUIRE HORNED HELM THAT HIDES OUR FACE IN DARKNESS SO THAT WE MAY BE MORE MENACING

>>	Anonymous 02/20/10(Sat)04:10 No.8184202 >>8183423 SMILEYS FOR THE SMILEY GOD!!!!

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