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    112 KB Hippy Fire Elementals Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:31 No.8151384  
    So the Elemental Plane of Fire is composed of fire, things that are on fire, and fire elementals. Elementals don't need to eat or breathe, but according to the Manual of the Planes, they sustain each other by symbiotically setting each other on fire.

    Think about that for a minute. It doesn't make thermodynamic sense, sure, but there's something beautiful there. When you set someone on fire, it's a thing of pure altruism- you don't know for sure that they're going to set you on fire back, but you do it anyway. You do it because they need it, because it feels good, and because even when you set someone else on fire, you're still on fire.

    It's a lot like being in love.

    Fire Elementals love the whole world. They come from a perfect paradise, a world filled with infinite love, and they just want to share it. When they get summoned to our cold, grey world, filled with people walking around unloved, it just makes them sad. We're so obsessed with our expensive suits and big houses and fast cars- you don't need any of those things when you're in love! And even when we do let love into our lives, it's in tiny doses in fixed places and certain times. Love wants to be free! They don't let stupid things like color or creed or gender or species get in the way: they love everybody.

    It's because love is the most natural, and the most powerful thing in the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:35 No.8151407
    Yeah, and they then set people on fire to express their love for them.

    This is fuckawesome. Once again, /tg/ is better at writing fluff than established game companies.
    >> The Puppet !!T1ES/guxV/5 02/18/10(Thu)08:36 No.8151418
    Love and fire are allways bound together. Alittle redundant but kinda goes green lantern on me. With all these difrent colour's responding to elements or emotions and so on.

    In Fearful day in rageing night!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:36 No.8151419
    Replace all instance of "love" in the last paragraph with "fire" (because the connection can be seen from either side, and because it's funnier) and this is flawless.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:37 No.8151424
    ITT we realize that OP has a thing for flaming bisexual fire elementals.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:38 No.8151434
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    I love you, /tg/. In a non-firey way.

    Or a firey way, if that's what you prefer.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:40 No.8151457
    >>8151419
    >Fire Elementals fire the whole world. They come from a perfect paradise, a world filled with infinite fire, and they just want to share it. When they get summoned to our cold, grey world, filled with people walking around unfired, it just makes them sad. We're so obsessed with our expensive suits and big houses and fast cars- you don't need any of those things when you're on fire! And even when we do let fire into our lives, it's in tiny doses in fixed places and certain times. Fire wants to be free! They don't let stupid things like color or creed or gender or species get in the way: they fire everybody.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:43 No.8151485
    Now I want to play a whole party of fire-subtypes dedicated to bringing fire to the whole world.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:44 No.8151503
    So, when people flame each other on imageboards, that's love too!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:47 No.8151526
    >>8151503
    /tg/ makes so much more sense to me now.
    >> Green-ranger !!Oo43raDvH61 02/18/10(Thu)08:50 No.8151547
    Old news broseph.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)08:50 No.8151549
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    When the skies burn and the people are torches, then will Ignus know peace.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:03 No.8151669
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:11 No.8151731
    That's it, I'm refluffing everything Fire in my game to Love.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:11 No.8151737
    >>8151669

    Exactly what I thought of.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/10(Thu)09:13 No.8151747
    >>8151384

    you always hurt the ones you really love



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