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    13 KB Mandingo !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:36 No.8022318  
    Hi /tg/ I am Mandingo~ an unknown traveling drawfriend from a faraway kingdom~ Let's go on an adventure shall we~
    First I must ask you friends, what is my class?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:37 No.8022329
    Bard. Always a bard.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:37 No.8022330
    Artificer, obviously.
    >> Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:38 No.8022339
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:39 No.8022351

    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:39 No.8022355
    Geth Infiltrator
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:41 No.8022382
    Looks like that thief from the old D&D cartoons.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:41 No.8022383
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    Alright you have chosen Bard. I'm glad we are traveling companions I know you won't let me down~ Come on let's go see what adventure lies ahead!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:42 No.8022399
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    Oh it's look like I come to a cross roads. Come friends what path shall we take?
    >> Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)21:43 No.8022412
    Mountain road!
    >> Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:43 No.8022425
    rolled 98 = 98

    Meadows! Let us frolic!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022428
    Where we are going, we don't need roads.

    Split the difference and forge your own path!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022431
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:44 No.8022440
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:45 No.8022442
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:45 No.8022454
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    Alright, Right to the mountains!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:49 No.8022525
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    Oh there seems to be a sleeping beast of some sort on the path...And I can't really tell what it is.....But it looks to be to large to sneak around....What should we do?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:50 No.8022537
    rub his cock
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:51 No.8022559
    sing a song of sleep to keep it from waking up and walk over it
    how good a bard are we and what items do we have?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:52 No.8022568
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    >Help, help!
    >> Psyker Ted 02/10/10(Wed)21:52 No.8022577
    rolled 79 = 79

    Run on past!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)21:57 No.8022639
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    Good eye you have there! I would have never of seen this cock and we would have surely of startled it sneaking pass! Come let's put it in our bag until later~
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)21:58 No.8022657
    you sir, are awsome
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:00 No.8022692
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:01 No.8022701
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    That was good.
    Of course it's what anon intended.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:02 No.8022719
    Brilliant. Now do this >>8022559
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:02 No.8022720
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    Come now I will walk past softly while playing on Kazoo, a song of peace and sleep and we shall go and inspect that cry for help, for we are good people yes?
    >COOO cooo COOOO
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:03 No.8022731
    Yes. Yes we are.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:11 No.8022846
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    Oh my~ This cave seems very dark offering hardly any light...except from all the pretty crystals that art sticking out....but other then that...it's really really dim, should we enter?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:11 No.8022865
    Yes take a few crystals too they may prove valuable
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:12 No.8022878
    and remember the cock may act like a canarie
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:14 No.8022904
    Mandingo, are you a guy or a chick?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:15 No.8022916
    yes, enter and take a crystal
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:17 No.8022950
    Make a light, tortch, something
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:18 No.8022967
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    Okay, I will grab these three lovely crystals...Now let's venture in deeper to see who has cried out for help!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022980
    Make a light, ready a wepon, you may need it
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022982
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022988
    >> Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:20 No.8022993
    Are you not a Bard? Can you not cast a light spell, or are you not high enough in level?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023003
    Go Right.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023004
    Light is lvl 0, u should have it
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:21 No.8023013
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    >not high enough level
    >for a cantrip
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:22 No.8023019
    well we don't know what system we are using, if any.

    but dm, an idea of what we can and can't do in terms of skill would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:22 No.8023020
    To the right!
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/10/10(Wed)22:24 No.8023039
    Quiet, everyone!

    The barrel roll is definitely the preferred action in this instance.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:24 No.8023050
    Holy shit, where'd you go? I think one of those gems must be a MAGIC GEM OF INVISIBILITY!

    Take off all your clothes, you won't be needing them now.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:25 No.8023059
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    To the right then....boy...this cave really gets Dark...as for my skills....I am but a beginning Bard....I haven't learned many things yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:26 No.8023072
    Tortches?, candle!, Lamp? anything@
    >> Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:27 No.8023093
    Why, that is ok, we must all start somewhere, child.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:27 No.8023108
    What program is being used to draw this? Looks too good for MSPaint
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:31 No.8023162
    True, but why didn't you bring a torch and some flint? Really now, that's Dungeoneering 101 right there.


    You may borrow one of mine for the time being.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:33 No.8023200
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    Oh well thank you friend, but...It seems there is a brightly lit room right up ahead! And it seems to be were the cry is coming from~
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:34 No.8023211
    Procede with caution, ready your blade
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:35 No.8023235
    And protect your cock!!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:37 No.8023268
    Put the gems in your bag so that your hands are free, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:38 No.8023295
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:40 No.8023317
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    Oh no! there are strange slimy things everywhere! and a weird thing in a hole.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:40 No.8023326
    whip your cock out!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023333
    Pet them!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023338
    Wait a bit, they might not be hostile. Call out, ask if there's anyone here.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:41 No.8023341
    Do we see who's calling for help?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:42 No.8023353
    are they smiling or snarling?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:42 No.8023359
    Pick up one of the slimy things, they look adorable!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:43 No.8023366
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    OH NO! THE COCK POPPED OUT OF MY BAG! He is approaching one of the monsters!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023382
    Order it to attack!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023386

    >> Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023388
    Do everything in your power to explain that you mean no harm, despite the actions of your cock.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:44 No.8023390
    your cock poped ohh noez!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:45 No.8023398
    No, Mr. Rockadoodle! We must save him, and apologize for his transgression!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023413
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    Oh...it seems they are quite friendly
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023414
    play a calming song to keep your cock from doing anything.
    then try and communicate with the blobs
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023423
    well, never mind, but play a song anyways and talk to the blobs.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:46 No.8023424
    I told you to pick one up.

    Actually, they look like jell-o. Eat one.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:48 No.8023467
    Well thank goodness for that. Still, we must scold him later; such actions are inexcusable for a young rooster of such high standing!

    Call out and ask who was seeking help earlier.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:51 No.8023515
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    >COOOO cooooCOOOO CO cooo cooo COOOOO
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:52 No.8023534
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    My god, this has to be the friendliest quest ever!
    I must turn in for the night, but be sure to archive it if it gets really good!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:52 No.8023537

    Realize you can see music as colors.

    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:54 No.8023574

    Well? Did it work?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:54 No.8023577
    it's not retardation it's a bardic tune! you have unlocked your first hidden ability!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023582

    Synesthesia is not a mental disorder.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023593
    If they are hostile, use the kazoo to fling the colorful material notes at them.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)22:55 No.8023594
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    Oh my the Rainbow Jelly slugs seemed to have jigglified peacefully. And look I can see the person who was calling for help.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:56 No.8023614
    bow and greet the fair maden
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:56 No.8023622
    well go over to the person and help them out of that hole
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:57 No.8023637

    I have a bad feeling about this. Surrounded by friendly slimes, calling for help. Something just doesn't add up. Approach with extreme caution.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023645
    Dem lines...

    Rescue her quickly, before our cock gets us into trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023648

    more like approach with extreme FRIENDLINESS.

    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)22:58 No.8023650
    Put the cock back in the bag.
    >> Farker !WfXi/6OCXM 02/10/10(Wed)23:00 No.8023698
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    Thank goodness! Some mean bandits chained me to a post and left me to die. Fortunately, these colorful slug things don't really care to check this strange rock formation.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:01 No.8023708

    Do we have anything that can cut chains?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:02 No.8023746
    Use the power of music to break the chains.
    >> Leman Russ 02/10/10(Wed)23:03 No.8023760
    ...are you Momo?

    If only we had some simple spells!

    What can we do? Search the cave perhaps?
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:04 No.8023767
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    Okay, let me just grab my cock and put it away....oh my god! That's a big hole...I mean dang~
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:05 No.8023784


    Get your cock out of that slime.
    >> Farker !WfXi/6OCXM 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023818
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    Just be careful around the slimy things. They may look nice, but they can quickly become unsettled.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023819
    How long is the chain?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:08 No.8023820
    Crawl into the hole. You won't be able to free her from there. You need to find a way to break the chains. Try using those gems you found. They might be hard enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:10 No.8023844

    keep playing music to keep them calm, move towards "rock formation".
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:11 No.8023863
    ...why are there two people doing this?
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:11 No.8023866
    This. Rock the Kazoo!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:12 No.8023882
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    Hmmm looks tough but don't worry, I can break that cuff~
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:12 No.8023888
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023890
    You can't break that cuff!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023893
    I'm not sure. I noticed the Anonymous additions at the beginning, but didn't even notice the other namefriend.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:13 No.8023895

    You can't break that cuff
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/10/10(Wed)23:14 No.8023903
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:14 No.8023907
    ...wait. Cave, finding a girl kept against her will...

    If her name is Anna or Alice, things are about to go very, very badly.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:15 No.8023920
    If the names are of any indication, Ms. Chained is named Farker.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:17 No.8023944
    Do this >>8023820
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:18 No.8023957
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    Would someone be able to save this for me?
    I have to go but this is too cute....
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:19 No.8023969
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    >COOO COOOO cooooo cooooBRRRRRZZZZ

    I'm sorry what was that, I can't hear you over the sound of a breaking Cuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:19 No.8023977
    If names are any indication, then she must like beer, cats, and nonsensical internet arguments.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:20 No.8023986
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:21 No.8023993
    Fuck yeah, Kazoo!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:21 No.8024007
    Don't kazoo that cuff too loudly! It could wake up the troll!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:23 No.8024027
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    Oh no three of the slimes have become Aggitated! One, seems amused...the other seemed sort of bewildered...
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:24 No.8024048
    Play the song of the dancing slimes!
    >> Thedoorman !!+TnyzVGmV4D 02/10/10(Wed)23:24 No.8024049
    i think one seems aroused as well
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024052
    Oh God! Wait what about those stones earlier!? They seem to match the color of the slimes. See if you can use them to aid you in escape/battle!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024053

    Eat the amused one and gain its powers.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:25 No.8024061
    yes! throw stones at the slimes of the same color!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024067
    Go away madi
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024070
    Offer up your cock as a sacrifice to appease the jellies.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024073
    This thread is adorable.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:26 No.8024074
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:27 No.8024082
    Mandingo, I seem to remember you drawfaging around /b/ or /r9k/ a bit.

    Why not hang around here more?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:28 No.8024086
    Yes, match the color of your stones to the colors of the slimes. Maybe they are the key to either defeating or at least abating the agitated slimes.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:29 No.8024097
    Ya, ^^ really liking this quest so far.
    Tis filled with D'aaa and cute.
    You should do this kinda stuff more often :)
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:30 No.8024111
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:34 No.8024189

    Pew pew pew!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:35 No.8024196
    The dancing colors will fascinate the slimes, calming them, but be careful not to let yourself or your new companion get hypnotized by the bright patterns.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:35 No.8024197
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    The jellies s'ploded before they could combine
    Mandingo the Bard gained some exp!
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:36 No.8024210
    You are now level .01
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:36 No.8024215
    Wha? No, we killed them! They didn't seem that bad! They just were grouchy from being woken up! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:37 No.8024227
    Quick, leave the cave, and give the giant his cock back before he realizes it is missing.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:39 No.8024252
    Agreed. I don't know what I'd do without my cock. Probably smash the closest thing around me.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:42 No.8024289
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    Mandingo Lvled up...however the cave girl is gone seeming to have left behind a parcel of fabric! I bring it with me and keep it for her if I see her again! come we must take this cock back! For it is not ours and I am quite done with having one thanks.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024307
    The cave girl is naked somewhere. We should lend her the cock.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024308
    Well, once we've returned it, we might want to head back and check out the left passage.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024312
    Who says the cock's done with you?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:43 No.8024322

    Can we allocate any skill points or such? Or is that only with full integer levels?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:45 No.8024334
    We must find our cave friend. She must want her fabric back. Onward Mandingo the Bard, adventure awaits.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:46 No.8024348
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    And so the cock knew where it belonged...let's us travel forward...and um not ruin this reunion.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:49 No.8024392
    Is there anything farther down the path?
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:49 No.8024396
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    And So I frolic forward to my next adventure, which is just up ahead~
    >> Tarvus !H9ifk1cwV. 02/10/10(Wed)23:51 No.8024415
    When suddenly, NINJAS!
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:51 No.8024422
    What an obedient little pecker.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/10/10(Wed)23:54 No.8024457
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    And soon we come upon another break in the path.... to the far left a forest that looks to be enchanted. in the center in the distance, hills with what looks to be a castle....and to the very right, i can not quite see it but I can smell the ocean from here....
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:56 No.8024485

    We can visit the castle later.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:57 No.8024513
    Go to the castle. Your cave friend might live there.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024516
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024517
    Dear lord why is this so cute and friendly?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/10(Wed)23:58 No.8024521
    someone will be raped at the end, don't worry.
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/10/10(Wed)23:59 No.8024527
    Because it's Mandingo.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:05 No.8024617
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    to the enchanted forest we go~
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:06 No.8024630
    Seek out a unicorn, take it for a joyride.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:08 No.8024657
    Use the kazoo to play a melody to attract it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:09 No.8024660
    rolled 9 = 9

    There better not be vampires in the forest
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:09 No.8024662
    You forgot to play traveling music.
    >> NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 02/11/10(Thu)00:10 No.8024672
    sure is magical negro signer here.

    Sing us a song oh magical negro!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:11 No.8024701

    don't be silly.

    why would a signer want to sing you a song?

    those are two different professions.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:13 No.8024724
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    Ah ha...funny story...about the unicorn...it's only attracted by pure virginal maidens....Guess what I'm not~
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 02/11/10(Thu)00:14 No.8024740
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024745
    Oh god, behind you.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024753

    I will guess that you are NOT, NOT a pure virginal maiden
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:15 No.8024761
    You... hussy! Well, at the least you should take back a gift for you husband. You DID marry the guy, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:16 No.8024768
    >> Toy Store Anonymous !wImXn9Y2hw 02/11/10(Thu)00:17 No.8024801
    She-She-she... she's NOSE-RUBBED?!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024817
    Eskimo kisses. :O
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024829
    >> NuBlackAnon !!z6ldXGL61Wm 02/11/10(Thu)00:19 No.8024833
    I'm tired
    Well find Virgin Spray and use it then!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:21 No.8024859
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    I'm sorry I can't hear you over my lack of my independence as a young lady...wait >>8024745
    What do you mean behind me?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:21 No.8024862
    Why would you want to use Virgin Spray? That stuff is made to REPEL virgins.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024887
    Turn around, and give this new stranger behind you a hug.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024893
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    Oh lawd! What happened what's going on!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:23 No.8024899
    Ignore him, whoever he is he seems like he's on the level. On a completely unrelated note, go ahead and relax your asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:24 No.8024907
    Turn around, there's a ...thing... behind you! Kill it with fire!
    Or maybe offer it a slice of pie. Pie always has a soothing effect on scary things.
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:26 No.8024928
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:26 No.8024934
    Oh no! Try to use your sword (>>8023317
    ) to get out of the bag.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:28 No.8024956
    Wait, is Mandingo a boy or a girl?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024962
    >> Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024972
    rolled 79 = 79

    Well said.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:30 No.8024976
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:33 No.8025002
    You can't fool us /a/!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:35 No.8025060
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    Previously, in another dimension...
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:35 No.8025068
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    Oh It seems it was a were wolf and a vampire, and they just wanted to invite us to a tea party~ Isn't that nice of them!
    >> Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025094
    Indeed it is!

    What upstanding fellows of their respective templates!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025100
    Why yes. Yes it was.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025102
    well thats nice of them.
    but they could have been less rude about it!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025105
    What's the word for d'aww combined with some form of arousal?

    What flavor are the scones?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:37 No.8025107
    Why do you have coffee at a tea party? You should drink tea as well. After all, they went through all the trouble to prepare it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:38 No.8025118
    Play them a song!
    A tea drinking song!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:38 No.8025127
    Try to start a coherent discussion of healthcare reform!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:39 No.8025136
    But if they do that, they'll be assaulted by trolls!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:40 No.8025155
    isn't that the point?
    >> Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:40 No.8025157
    rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

    What a silly wa-
    Oh no...

    Your under a spell! Or...

    Is this post-traumatic shock?

    Are you okay? Were you raped and this is your way of dealing with it?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:42 No.8025183
    a wild great unclean one appears
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:43 No.8025193
    Requesting archive...
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:44 No.8025221
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    The vampire explains he was nervous as it was not often that girls visited this forest...and so he and the were wolf were so shy they just had to put a big sack over me or I might have ran away.
    He then continues to tell me he has a suprise for me, and that i was drinking my tea very rudely....
    And I apologized.
    >> Psyker Ted 02/11/10(Thu)00:45 No.8025233
    rolled 10, 4, 4 = 18

    What is it? Out with it!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:46 No.8025237
    need picture of vampire drinking tea with his fangs.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:46 No.8025238
    Ooh! What kind of surprise? Is it of a bitey kind?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:47 No.8025249
    Ask him for further training in etiquette. Perhaps even fancy dancing lessons!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:48 No.8025266
    A surprise? Is it cake? We love cake! Especially raspberry cake!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)00:53 No.8025333
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    And then the werewolf came out with a unicorn...and growled...
    I don't speak werewolf....but I don't tell him that...It would be rude
    but the Vampire whispered the translation. " He said" says the vampire " that unicorn was to be presented to a lovely young maiden."
    I don't think I have the heart to tell them guys...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:54 No.8025350
    then don't tell them about that one time at bard camp
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:54 No.8025352
    But you're a maiden! You got rid of your cock after all remember?
    >> Gabu !!IfnSZz/QQRE 02/11/10(Thu)00:56 No.8025374
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)00:56 No.8025379
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:03 No.8025477
    Yes do it!
    >> Mandingo the Bard !!TUgiamEf7Ei 02/11/10(Thu)01:04 No.8025483
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    > And thus I didn't tell them....And I took the unicorn for an awesome joy ride.

    Until My next Adventures
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:05 No.8025506
    I love this adventure.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:05 No.8025520
    Awesome, so whe's the next adventure. What's that you say? It's starting right now? Oh joy!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:07 No.8025545
    Best new quest we've had in months.

    This thread has left me with a perpetual :3 face.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:08 No.8025576
    Dear OP, Thank you so much. I needed a smile today.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:09 No.8025595
    I enjoyed this a lot. Very nice and cute quest thread!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:09 No.8025600
    archive now!
    >> Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)01:11 No.8025630
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:11 No.8025636
    What the... SHES A NIGGER!
    We've been had boys!
    >> Leman Russ 02/11/10(Thu)01:13 No.8025658
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    Also, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:13 No.8025660
    You're about 221 posts late there, pal. Check the OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:17 No.8025717
    Little brown girls are the best
    >> Turian Councilor !!ql/rzSIfHCY 02/11/10(Thu)01:31 No.8025887
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    This supposed "thread" may have been "good", but that is a relative judgment based on biased views. Human views I might add, which are utterly useless to believe once they have forgone their identity for the safety of internet anonymity. You also can not claim it to be "cute", "fun", or "enjoyable". You're lucky the other council members have fallen for your smoke and mirrors human.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)01:32 No.8025898
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    One moment, I AM ASSUMING CONTROL.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:36 No.8025943

    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:44 No.8026020
    Of whom.

    Grammar Nazis were here, no need to thank us.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)01:45 No.8026039
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    I...don't know. Never thought that far ahead.
    >> Turian Councilor !!ql/rzSIfHCY 02/11/10(Thu)01:50 No.8026113
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    Oh look, a supposed "Reaper". I know you're a Geth ship. I won't fall for any of the tricks Shepard did.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)01:59 No.8026212
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    What is this faggotry. We had a perfectly adorable sort of faggotry already, and you're screwing it up.

    Countering with little brown neko butt.
    >> No Man 02/11/10(Thu)02:26 No.8026515
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 02/11/10(Thu)02:27 No.8026529
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:28 No.8026546
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:29 No.8026552
    >What's the word for d'aww combined with some form of arousal?

    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:30 No.8026567

    What would a Reaper-Mandingo look like?
    >> No Man 02/11/10(Thu)02:33 No.8026583

    You can't tell me


    don't count for the use of this word.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)02:38 No.8026622

    dunno. Someone should ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL and see what happens?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)07:04 No.8028882

    more please
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)10:41 No.8030247
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)14:13 No.8032394
    ...from page 10!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)15:13 No.8033271

    absolutely adorable
    >> Anonymous 02/11/10(Thu)15:23 No.8033385
    Adorable brown girl with glasses and metal-lobster bikini, showing a lot of midriff, but allmost no back. Reaper fingers would be at butt-level, like tails..

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