I love you.
I love you so hard.
I love you so hard, it hurts, sometimes.
Like flying spheres of bacon grease, shining in the morning light.
That reminds me - Is bacon a crunchy or a soft subclass? The rules aren't really specific, and I need to know, to do this over-easy-egg combo I'm thinking of. The crunchy gives the yolk ++, which makes the yolk able to overcome the closed-face toast, by turning both those pluses into one + in a given category other than texture (see optional rules sidebar 12-3). By giving the egg 1+ in wetness, I could overcome toast's Dry 3, reducing it to a Dry 2, which allows me to add one more core ingredient - wait for it - Spam. Yeah, the 2 flavor, 2 moist, 4 ease core juggernaut. Because it's in the same class as bacon, the flavor points stack, BUT because toast (white) has NO flavor points, I can add one condiment of my choosing (Miracle Whip: flav. 2).
All in all, a sandwich with added damage absorption from the toast, and the heavy Spam, with no drawbacks and a flavor of 7, and a body of 8. Of course, Presentation and Mess are in the gutters, but those were my dump stats to begin with (running a breakfast/midnight snack dualclass).