Yay! You came back!

I say we dig in to the meal (what is it?) and ask Tabby what's on her mind.

Tabby was the big girl from the shop right? What's she want?

>>7501895
>>7501947
You tuck into your meal, hot potatoes and gravy with roast beef, you better play well tonight, and gesture for Tabby to sit.
"Well... I was... I was wondering... Well... Would you take me with you? When you leave? I've always wanted to see the world and I'm an adult now... but I wouldn't know a Dwarf from an Elf. I've never been farther then Old Man Stevensons field before. But you've seen so much and I... I wanna come!" She seems embarrassed.

We need to win a Shiny Fiddle made of Gold.

Bad luck OP. 4Chan crappy out probably drove a bunch of people away. It'll be a little while until they come back.

>>7502015
Any reason NOT to take her with us? We could use a traveling buddy. besides, shes a BIG girl. We could probably use the protection as well.

Ops gone guys.

>>7502172
More mouths to feed, we'll have to split our earnings. Does she bring anything positive to the show? Otherwise we're better off solo.

>>7502223
Am not.
>>7502230
Tabby is a Big Girl a full head and a half taller then you and built along to lines of... well someone who does a lot of physical labor every day. She is also able to read and write, as can you, and has basic shop-keeping skills.

>>7502230
I say we should take her. Give her a club or an axe or something?
Shes has "basic shop keeping skills" which probably means she can Barter better then us.
We flirted the price of that knife down, but we're bound to find female shop-keeps sooner or later.

I have sweet lesbian sex with the big girl

>>7502326
Not right now! You have a gig in less then an hour!

>>7502326
What will our Fiddle think?!

>>7502308
>>7502172
>>7502230
You stop to consider the pros and cons of taking Tabby with you. It gets lonely on the road... but You make little money as is. Plus Tabby looks like she eats a lot.
You tell her she can come with you, but only if she pulls her own weight. "YES MISS! I will! Promise! I just have to tell papa... but that can wait until after the show."
You finish up your meal and look out the window. The Sun is setting, it's time for you to play. The Tavern isn't packed, but there are a lot more people here.
Now what kind of song to start out with...

>>7502405
Elisabeth is a classy lady. I think she'll understand.

>>7502484

I suggest we start off with a light-hearted tune for a couple of songs, work our way down into a somber tune for another two or three and end with a feverishly energetic song on the last one (cheer them up, easy let down, end with a big "FUCK YEAH" sorta feeling).

>>7502543
Middle, slow, fast?
Sure. this is the dinner crowd anyway.

It'll be good to have her with us. A suggestion for tonight's last song:

"Outside the door, across the hills, the road is rolling on
So drink with me tonight my friends, tomorrow I'll be gone.
The food is good, the fire warm, I wish that I could stay
but the grave that waits at my life's end is dug too far away.
We walk to our ends, every one, and when we've finally died
We'll know the only wealth worth having was a friend to walk beside."

>>7502579

The idea is that we play our second-best song first and our best song for last. This is how most bands operate at concerts; start off with a bang and end with them wanting you to come back for more.

>>7502543
>>7502579
After a quick tune up, you step in front of the crowd. After a few moments of elbowing and yelling at each other, they settle down and wait. The young Apprentice from the blacksmith stands and waves at you from the back.
You start off light. A little ditty you heard in a farming village a few years back about a farmer looking for his cow. After a few slower drinking songs, which half the tavern joins in, you slow things down a little. You crack a few jokes, "No no no, the corn has it's OWN ears!" and then play a few love songs. Some of the couples in the bar scoot a little closer to each other. You notice the Tavern Owner and his wife sitting side by side holding hands.
Finally your strings screech loudly as you begin playing your ending music. Your fingers fly and dance as you spin and shout. The crowd laughs and a few of them start dancing too. Most of them fall over due to the speed and their intoxication, but the crowd loves it.
>>7502599
As you wrap it up inspiration hits. Looking over at Tabby, you make up a tune as you go. You'll have to write this down later.

Servers are acting up so this might be odd for people to play, though I suggest we trudge on.

As for what to do now maybe ask the crowd if they have any request for a type of song they'd like to hear (drinking songs, happy songs, energetic/dancing songs) or if they'd like for us to tell some tales of "daring do" and heroes of yester-year.

... Is this thing working now?

>>7502943

I think the board is back to normal. I've been posting on other threads.

Anybody left that wants to continue?

I would, for sure

I play "the fields of athenry"

I would too.

play devil went down to georgia.

>>7502989
>>7502993
Alrighty then.

You finish for the night after taking a few requests. It is getting late and the crowd is starting to go home. You are pleasantly surprised to find your hat filled with coins. Mostly copper, but you think you see a few silver in there.
All in all it looks like you made 14 silver's worth of money. VERY surprising, given the size of this town. If you spent your money VERY wisely and are VERY frugal, you can get about 7 days out of each silver... but as long as you aren't stupid with it you can get at least 4 out of each.
But where to stay the night?

This is what happens when you successfully complete Bard Quest

>>7503017
The town has an Inn doesn't it? it might be nice to sleep in a real bed for once.

Let's get a room for the night and start fresh the next morning to go shopping for supplies.

Yeah, assuming the Inn doesn't charge an arm and a leg rest there for the night. In the morning we can try and get more supplies for the road. Who knows, maybe Tabby will come with some supplies of her own?

Also we should talk to Miranda in the morning. See if she has heard of any recent bandit, goblin or kobold activity in the area we should try to avoid, and how far of a journey is it to the next two towns (Haven and... Armesion I think they were).

Maybe we could talk the paladin we met earlier into coming along with us tomorrow.

Tell Tabby to go home and rest, we leave tomorrow at the crack of noon!

>>7503124
Don't forget to tell her to tell her dad about her plan to join us.

Damn the servers...
>>7503107
>>7503061
>>7503043
>>7503124
Enough is enough! You've slept on the cold hard ground... or in carts, for weeks! You are going to the inn! Luckily for you, it seems to only be 5 copper for a night. 9 if you want a warm bath thrown it... you opt for the bath.
>>7503116
>>7503107
As you soak in the tub, GODS IT FEELS GREAT, you begin making plans. Tomorrow you talk to Miranda. She'll know the lay of the land. You might even be able to talk her into coming with you. She'll keep just about anything off your back it looks like.

You wake up far too soon for your liking. This bed isn't a feather mattress, but it feels like heaven compared to what you've been sleeping on. Judging by the light streaming in from your window, its about 10 in the morning. You hear animal noises from outside, and you suspect you are the last one to be sleeping in the village. You have 13 Silver and 5 copper, and your stomach is grumbling.

Isn't the major server haul supposed to be DONE and the site FASTER now?
>>7503148
FOOD! eating! The theater! First food, then check on Tabby, then talk to Miranda!

>>7503148

Thank the innkeeper for a wonderful room and a refreshing bed for the night. Make a stop at the tavern for a breakfast and see how the barkeeper and lady thought of our show. Make a stop at Tabby's shop and see if she still wants to go with us. If she has a club or something with her to defend herself while on the road that will do. Also see if she's gonna bring along any of the travel supplies we were eyeing last night.

Finally, talk to Miranda for the lay of the land ahead of us as we head to one of the next town's or villages, maybe even ask if she's willing to accompany us as like a guide of the area.

>>7503148
Check Tabby, then Miranda, and then grab something to eat!

>>7503148
wait? were a charismatic traveling bard why spend money when we can rely on the kindness of others.

>>7503212
Because it garners reputation of being reasonable and generous when the town's been generous.

>>7503200
>>7503183
Right, first things first. Food. You've been half starving for the last week, it's time to regain your girlish figure. You thank the Innkeeper and he laughs. "T'was just a normal room miss. But if you like it that much, you can do me the favor of advertisin' for me in the surrounding town. There's about five of 'em, about the same size as us. You pass through and you tell them about us, you hear? We're a good stop for travelers, but we're so far out of tha way... Anyhow, you sung mighty pretty last night."
Next, the Tavern! The Tavern-keeper's wife sees you first. "Oh love! Last night was grand, it was! Breakfast is on me!" Her husband grumbles at this, but is quickly silenced by a VERY stern glare. Breakfast is a heaping bowl of rich porridge and some honey-soaked bread, topped off with fresh milk. These people know how to treat an entertainer!
Next on the list, Tabitha. You head over after a brief rest. a day ago you would never imagine being so FULL!
Strangely, Tabby is not behind the counter. Instead there is an older man, who stares at you. A low growl from the back of his throat preludes his speech. "You. I knew you'd come. How DARE you, eh? HOW DARE YOU! Givin' my sweet little girl delusions of grandeur! I'LL HAVE NONE OF IT!" Well now you know where Tabby got her size from...

>>7503262

Try and calm the man down, saying that she came to us with this idea first. If he doesn't want her to come with us, ask why.

Though I think we might've just lost a store for us to get more traveling supplies...

>Breakfast is a heaping bowl of rich porridge and some honey-soaked bread, topped off with fresh milk

Did this make anyone else really hungry?

>>7503262
and whats wrong with dream'n of grander things, a single person can change a nation, a single voice can become a chorus. Why hold back someone from there potential?

Next stop: Strangle Emo fighters.

>>7503284
>>7503304
You try to calm the man down, and ask him what's wrong with traveling and seeing the world and-
"ENOUGH!" He slams his hands down on hos counter and... cracks it. That's an inch thick of oak and he just cracked it. "She will say here were is is SAFE! Now leave my store before I-" "PAPA!" Tabby steps in from the back room. "I hear you shouting and I thought something was wrong, and instead I find you yelling at my new friend? I'm not a little girl anymore papa!"

>>7503335
Holy shit, we will need ALL out charisma for this!

>>7503335
Look nervously, ready Elizabeth in case the discussion got heated. Prepare some soothing song to play when things gets more fiery.

>>7503335

... An inch thick piece of oak and he cracked it...

... Eep. I say we become the fly on the wall and just have the two argue back and forth a bit. If he makes a threatening move towards us we beat it out of the store and up to Miranda as fast as we can and hope that the dude doesn't catch up to us.

>>7503335
I wouldn't lie and say the worlds a safe place there is danger, but then again there is danger everywhere the difference is whether you run from it or face it head on.

>>7503335
I'm not trying to insult you or steal your daughter, she asked to travel with me under the pretense that she would gain your approval first. If I've offended you, I'm sorry. If you don't want her to come with me, I won't push the subject. It is my personal belief that people should feel free to follow their own instinct, but I've no say here. Family matters should stay between family members.

bump for great justice, also OP are you still disconnected from the server cracks?

SERVERS! I had to re-write this post!
>>7503369
>>7503365
>>7503371
You decide that maybe silence would be the best police for now. Your mother would be shocked.
The two get very loud and angry. The citizens of the town take only enough interest to looks up, and then go back to what it was they were doing. A Watchman pokes his head into the store and shrugs, going on his way.
"PAPA I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE! I'm an adult and I can make my own decisions! And I've decided to go traveling and see the world! You can either help me, or I leave anyway! What if Momma was around to see you like this?"
The giant of a man sighs and hugs his daughter close. "You... Your right Tabitha. I just want you to be safe! I... Alright." he leaves the room for a moment and returns with a large wooden crate. He opens it to reveal... The largest axe you have ever seen. "This was my Papa's, and my Grandpapa's. She'll serve ya well if you treat her right." He hands the axe to Tabby and turns to you. "And YOU! You had BETTER bring my daughter back rich and famous AND IN ONE PIECE! Or I'll hunt ya to the ends of the earth!"

>>7503478
DAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

>>7503478
SIR YES SIR!

>>7503478

Agree that we'll take care of her daughter and make sure no harm comes to her.

Now I think we'll attempt to buy some stuff. With any luck we'll get a "owner's discount" because his daughter is coming along with us. At the very least we should get:

- Some rope
- Flint and steel
- Waterskin
- Trail rations (approx. 5 days' worth for both her and us)
- Sleeping pad
- Traveller's cloak (help protect us from the wind and rain)

And if the girl doesn't come with any supplies of her own other than the axe, she'll need to buy:

- Backpack
- Waterskin
- Traveller's cloak
- sleeping pad

We should also look into getting her some armor as well. The blacksmith I know had some chainmail, though I don't know if we can afford it.

And, for the purposes of the quest crunch, I am going to assume she is a DnD fighter (you mentioned she can read and write so that automaticlaly means she isn't a Barbarian and I don't know of any other base classes that use an axe other than a Paladin, and Miranda is a Paladin of Pelor).

>>7503478


oh god, i'm in a lesbian relationship and didn't even plan for this :(

>>7503530
Is Musclegirl lesbianism a popular fetish, because I think I have it now.

>>7503530
Wait, we haven't gotten into any sexual mess yet. Flirting isn't the same as sex.

D'awww. I might just draw Ivanova and Tabby on their way, this thread is pure win.

>>7503569

Right now Tabby is just a travelling companion. The person that had feelings for us was the blacksmith's apprentice.

After supplies are bought head up to Miranda for her knowledge of the surrounding area, the closet towns (and how many days travel from here to them) and what businesses and points of interest are in those towns.

>>7503520
>>7503522
You are VERY respectful and VERY polite. You assure him that you won;t be going on any dangerous roads, and you're actually planning on getting information about the surrounding area.
Then you bring up the subject of supplies. "Aye... Can't have my little one going out with nothing... Tell you what. I'll give you some of the basics for free. Anything else you'll have to pay for." You receive 2 Packs of supplies! They each contain: A bedroll, flint and steel, two torches, ten days of trail rations (though they aren't very tasty) 50 feet of rope, an empty pouch,and a waterskin. Along with the pack to hold it all it.
>>7503522
He is willing to sell you Traveler's cloaks for 4 silver each. These are thick, warm cloaks that have been waterproofed. He also suggests a tent, for only 8 Silver.

>>7503582


sell equipment? to his own fucking daughter? WhAT?!

>>7503592

Dude needs to run a business and he did just give us like 10 silver's worth of goods for free. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>7503592
A Business is a Business. He gave us enough to get by for free.
Plus he doesn't even want his daughter to leave in the first place!

>>7503582
Get the cloaks for sure. But... Well since you've been sleeping outside until now I'm assuming its spring or summer. I don't think we have enough for the tent.
Lets see... Nope. After the cloaks we'll only have 5 Silver and 5 copper.

A few square yards of burlap might be less expensive than a tent, and can serve as one.

>>7503665
>>7503647
Wasn't there that knife we wanted for 3 Silver? There is NO WAY we can get ANY armor after that.
Hell, I don't know if there's any armor we can get ANYWAY.

>>7503647

There was also the knife in the blacksmith's shop for 5 silver that we were able to haggle down to 3 silver. We already have a knife (hidden in our boot) but a second one can never hurt to have.

The cloak's are fine with me and politely refuse the offer for a tent saying we don't have enough money left over after the cloaks to afford it. After that I suggest we head over to the blacksmith's for the knife and then to Miranda's for her information on the surrounding area.

>>7503675
Backing this.

>>7503673

The blacksmith's had some chainmail in it, but lord knows we can't afford it AND the knife. That's something we should discuss on the way there with Tabby.

I assume that we have some basic leather armor and we're not walking around totally unprotected.

>>7503647
>>7503673
>>7503675
>>7503679
>>7503689
You polity refuse the tent, stating that you can;t afford it, and besides, its late spring and the weather is great anyway. The Shop-keep tells you that it will take him a little while to gather all the supplies together, and to come back in about an hour. So you decide to get that knife you were looking at yesterday.
>>7503689
You've never needed any armor before, but Tabby tells you that SHE has some light leather armor she purchased at a fair last year... shes been planning on leaving for a while now. She then excuses herself to go get herself ready.

You enter the blacksmith;s and the young Apprentice, you found out his name was Conrad, look sup and smiles. "Hello! I saw you last night, you were wonderful! I... I also hear that you're leaving today... That's really a shame. We could do with someone like you around here. I wish I could come, but Sampson needs me here. Are you here about the knife?" You also find out that the Chainmail vest would cost you 10 silver. Damn.
Conrad looks around, then drops his voice to a whisper. "Say... would... would you take this?" In his hand is a small silver ring.

>>7503745
In this instance, it might be slightly rude, but wise to ask, politely why he is asking us to take the ring. It doesn't sound like a proposal, though. On the other hand, he's a talented silversmith if he made it himself. No reason we couldn't pass the word to some well off merchants.

>>7503745
Of course we'll marry you!

>>7503745

... Is he seriously trying to propose to us? After seeing us for only a handful of hours? God, we must have like 18 charisma or something like that cause damn, it's not often I've seen an NPC give us a ring outright at this level (I'm assuming we're level 1).

In any case, ask why he's giving us the ring. If it is because he wants to marry us, politely refuse, saying that he should save it for someone he truly loves and not just some pretty stranger who walked into town one day.

But if it is a gift (for us giving him some new wanking ideas) then blush, accept the ring and give him a quick kiss on the cheek as a thank you for the ring (and probably watch him cream his pants on the spot).

After that, see if the deal on the knife is still good and if so, I suggest we buy it for the 3 silver.

>>7503777
>>7503781
>>7503810
You are a bit taken aback. When you ask if he is proposing to you, he becomes quite speechless for several minutes. "N-n-n-n-n-NO! Nothing... Nothing like that! No! No tot say I wouldn't WANT to marry you, because I do! No wait that came out wrong!" After a few minutes you are able to piece together that is IS just a gift, and that he DID make it himself. Although he says that SOMEDAY he'll be a famous and rich Smith, and THEN he'll ask you for your hand.
You're flattered, and decide that a kiss is in order. And hey, you kiss him on the lips, no tongue. Why not?
You get the knife, and you suspect that the only thing keeping you from getting the whole shop for free is the large man standing in the back, Sampson if your guess is right.

>>7503859
We already have a knife in our boot, but this one is bigger if I remember right. And of higher quality.
Where do we put this one?

>>7503893

Probably we should strap it to our side and have it hidden underneath the cloak so that while we're walking down the road we can appear unarmed.

And did we get the knife for free or did we pay the 3 silver for it? Either way it doesn't matter. Thank both him and the man in back for the knife and a good day to them both. Leave and find Tabby before looking for Miranda.

>>7503922
I think we paid the 3. Sampson was right there after all.
And Tabby said she needed to get read. I say we talk to Miranda first.
And see if she'll come with.

>>7503569

InDOGnesial

>>7503942
oh hush, he;s not even int he thread anymore.

>>7503932
second

>>7503978
Damn, I think they got tired of being persecuted from /k/ and tried their way in /tg/. Goddamn mudniggers, /tg/ is neutral ground.

hahahahaha your gods are dead

>>7504027
Don't think our Bard is a maenad.

> Goddamn mudniggers, /tg/ is neutral ground.

get your racism out of my /tg/ you descendant of peasants and inbreds

>>7503859

you kiss him on the lips? what? you're supposed to kiss him on the cheek, now you've got him thinking you want him. you nigger of a gm, i hope dogs bite you in the cock

>>7504017
not where you harbour indonesian scum

>>7503893
>>7503922
>>7503932
>>7504003
As you leave the shop, you fasten the knife and its sheath to you waist. It was awful nice of him to give you the sheath for free. You are now also wearing a ring on you finger.
Right then, to Miranda! You find her where you did yesterday, at the construction site. You ask her for information about the surrounding lands. "Well, to be honest anything I tell you will be about two months old. That is when I got here. But... Let me see... Ah yes. Last I heard there were some Kobolds spotted to the east. Their chief was killed not too long ago, so I expect them not to give much trouble for a while, unless you go into their Lair. And about two weeks ago a Farmer claimed to have been stopped by Bandits to the north, about a day from here. But I expect you to be headed West, that's where Vimesholm and the other cities lie. You have about a week and a half's travel to get there, although you should get to a small settlement called Colinswealth in about 5 days. It has a wall around it, so its safer then anything else on the road."

>>7504070


do shut up. the real enemy is singapore. the indons are too weak to harm us. now be quiet and let me enjoy this quest.

>>7504079
Go west then. We can't perform with Kobolds, unless they're cutebolds.

>>7504066
That seems a bit harsh! Besides, it was probably his first kiss. I'd rather he get it from us that from Susie McHUGE the pork farmers daughter.

I'm a bard. I'm on tour, not going monster-killing. Let's go to town.

>>7504115
Fucking malingshit, your kind is a plague on humanity.

>>7504115
>implying Malaysians aren't the most hated nationality on 4chan

>>7504141

your hatred makes us STRONGER.

>>7504141
>>7504131
>>7504115
>>7504070
Fuck off.

>>7504115

And why would that be? Oh yeah you and the Indonesians are both fucking mudslimes.

>>7504115
Nice t'see ya here Malaysian Gentleman. I see that the other Malaysian brute is around too I see.

>>7504141
>>7504156
>>7504154
>>7504162
>>7504131
>>7504115
>>7504039
>>7504017
>>7503942

Samefag.

Even if they're not the same person, it may as well be.

indonesians are born to commit crime. i suggest malaysia to kick them all out, and shoot any boats of illegals coming in.

>>7504170

no anon,YOU are the samefag.
and then you start an asian wars quest thread.

>>7504131

haha, indonesian only know how to express their dissapointed with their useless word. for your information, the culture, the music, the food and the island is almost same. we dont steal the indonesian heritage because to all people who learned history im sure they know how culture expand. they expand through a people who bring the heritage move to other country and introduce the heritage

This is what happens if people become too nationalistic, they are too blind to not see their own shortcomings, they fail to make proper assessment of facts, and they overestimate themselves and ignore what others can do. They think the world is theirs and it's other people who has stolen it from them.

All of Indonesias are actually 'maling' so thats why they answered your question. Stay away from 'maling'..they are all illegal Indon immigrants wanting to come to maling to steal.

>>7504117
>>7504130
You're a Bard, not a fighter. Go West young woman!
Then you bring the conversation around to Miranda coming with you. She's traveled even more then you, and judging by her looks, she can fight. "Well now, if you asked me three months from now, I would be more then happy to. But I've promised my help with the Tower, and those Bandits won't drive themselves away. However... There IS something I CAN give you to help. Meet me at the Inn in about an hour."

>>7504079

Thank Miranda for the information, meet up with Tabby and then head out west for Colinswealth. Along the way just keep an eye out for random bandits and kobolds. Make small talk with Tabby, tell her stories of our travels so far, etc.

>>7504189


TRYING TO RAILROAD US INTO GOING TO THE TOWER, ARE YOU?

>>7504189
Meet with her in an hour. In the meantime, check up on Tabby. If you have time, play her a little tune. If she reacts well, give her the ring.

>>7504115


I dont still realizings why much much superiors larger well builts malays brohters of malaysia and indonesia are not drawings singayporeans into arms race?

singayporeasn slaved race already sucking westrns cocks dry with theirs mouths, additionallied to spendings billions on military against indonesia malaysia would be futileds

malaysia should draw singayporea into arms race, and bankrupts the gayity 'lah aiyoh can not lah' nationesd

>>7504189

Well... Makes my suggestion in >>7504193 invalid. Meet up with Miranda at the Inn then with Tabby.

>>7504188
go back to /k/ with your MALAYSIA STRONG threads. At least you can have something to show off there. What do Malaysians have in their 'fantasy' setting anyways?
You're just making your country look bad.
I suggest we ignore this troll and go on.

>>7504115

Enjoy bombing churches along with your third world pals in Indonesia. SIgned, a Singapork.

>>7504214
This is your fucking fault, you namefag.

>>7504189


fine. i go meet her, but is there an audience? if so I play something for a half hour.

>>7504188

they think we are thieves.so? if we are thives, then they are liars! they dont have any evidences to say so and they dont have their right to say so! maybe they are jealous la! our country is more successful than theirs!

>>7504131
Thanks for calling malaysian malingshit. Talking about stealing, maybe its about time for u to get your countrymen out of malaysia. They have been committing crimes, break into people's houses, cheating employers, mugging malaysians, murdering malaysian babies, entering my country illegally and work illegally. The list is endless.

Malaysia provide job opportunities for indonesian. We welcome honest indonesian, but please understand how we feel about illegal indonesian in our country committing crime.

>>7504239
I can perfectly attest that the Malayfag started it. Now let's just play the game.

>>7504255

I can perfectly attest that there were no Malaysians when one particular fucker wasn't running around with "Indonesia" in his name.

>>7504115

I wonder(imagine) what if the singapore island being wipe out by tsunami.

the extinction of the singaporean and its economy.

>>7504266
Sheesh, allright, I'll blend with the crowd. Let's see how the Malaysian brute lasts.

>>7504193
>>7504208
You decide to make your final preparations before meeting with Miranda. You head back to the town to get Tabby. You find her in front of the Shop, giant axe on her back and wearing light leather armor. "Hiya! Are we ready to head out? I've already said goodbye to Papa. Mr. Johnsen said he'd give us a ride in his cart as far down the road as his place, which is about ten miles." You tell her that you'll be meeting with Miranda in the Inn soon.
In the meantime the two of you get some lunch. Pork and potatoes stew this time. Once again you get food for free, curtsy of the Tavern-keeper's wife, much to his anger. You have 3 Silver and 5 Copper left.

You meet with Miranda in the Inn. She goes to her room, and comes back with a small chest. "Turns out I can give you two things that will help you. First off, this map. It should be current, unless the roads changed int he last three months." It is a very detailed map of the entire country, every road and highway and most towns. "I can also give you this... It won't provide MUCH protection in a fight, but something is a lot better then nothing." Out of the chest she gives you a vest of Padded Leather. it might be a bit warm on the road, but like she said, something id better then nothing.

>>7504298
Kiss her firmly, then find Tabby and leave the town on cart. Play a song as you go.

>>7504298

*makes Zelda item acquirement noise* Sweet, actual armor now!

Thank Miranda greatly for her aid and that hopefully our paths will cross again in the future. Head out to meet Mr. Johnsen and get a bit of a head start on our journey.

This anon is going to bed now folks. Have fun with the quest and don't ruin this epic win with some stupid spamming stuff.

>>7504324

And let's put the armor on now as well. It won't be of much use for us left in our bags now would it?

>>7504298
Let's go on the road then.

>>7504312
I WANT to second this... but... oh hell, SECOND!

>>7504312
>>7504341
Seriously you guys? Oh well, if I wasn't prepared for crazy I wouldn't be on 4chan...
>>7504331
>>7504334
>>7504324
>>7504312
You put the armor on. Its a bit snug around the chest, but you'll get used to it. You thank Miranda deeply for the gifts, and kiss her lightly. She's a little surprised, but you leave before she can do anything.

Climbing onto the back of the cart next to Tabby, you are on your way. You take Elisabeth out of her case and start to play a few tunes for practice. Its a bit tough on a bumpy cart, but you manage.


Alright Folks. its just after 6AM here and its time for me to sleep. I'll do another tonight or the next day. See you then and I'm glad your having fun.

>>7504402
Awesomeness.

>>7504402
Night, and don;t let the trolls get you down. We're enjoying this.
Also, in my personal Cannon Janis is now a Lesbian.

>>7504422
We at least partially control her. In EVERYONE'S cannon shes a Lesbian... or bisexual. We WERE flirting pretty hard with Conrad.

>>7504434
>>7504422
>>7504421
Don;t ever change /tg/
Besides, ALL bards are sluts, regardless of gender.

This thread.

>>7504480
No, no, just you.

HEY KALIAN NEGARA TETANGGA? APA YANG KALIAN INGIN KAN? KAMI HANYA LAH INGIN HIDUP TENANG DAN DAMAI TAPI UNTUK APA KALIAN MEMULAI PERMUSUHAN DI ANTARA SAUDARA? DENGAN MELECEHKAN SERTA MENCURI SEGALA HAL TENTANG INDONESIA?

>>7504480
fixed.

>>7504513
I'll provide an accurate translation.
>DERP HERPDERP HERPLEDERP HERPDERPDERP? HURRP DERP HURRDURR DERPDERP HURP? HURPLE DURPLE BURP BURPLE GURPLE MURPLE DERP HURPLE HURPLE DERP HERP DURPLE BURPBURPDERP GLURPDURRHURRDERP DERP HERPLE DERPLEDERP? HERPLE MURPBURPGLURPDERP GURPLE BURPLEDERP HERPHERPHERP HURR HERPDERP INDONESIA?

>This is what happens if people become too nationalistic

Nationalism - it's like hardcore Star Trek Klingon roleplaying. Even including the stabbing and slashing.