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    47 KB INTELLIGEN/tg/AY FORMERGUARD WIZARD QUEST PART 5. Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:25 No.7487084  
    Here we are, thread number five! You are KYLE THE GREAT, a raging cock-popping wizard/fighter gay rapist.

    You wake up. It is around midnight. You are in your apartment - today is the day the ship for the East sets sail!

    You previously talked about murdering another guard, and transporting the rest of your reagents to the ship under the cover of moonlight. This will also be your last chance to do anything in the city, unless you suddenly opt to stay.

    So, /tg/, what do you do?
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:26 No.7487102
    Sorry, previous quest archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7485175/

    The other archive links are on the OP in that thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:27 No.7487109
    >>7487084

    Time to deploy the last of our goods to the ship under cover of full illusion.
    Can't be too careful.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)09:27 No.7487115
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>7487084
    do it faggot
    rolling for the blessing of failure as we depart upon part five of this quest
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:28 No.7487123
    >>7487075
    Lets force some blacksmith to forge a pyramid-shaped helmet and a huge sword for Kyle. We can use telekinesis to wear/swing them. Or just train until Kyle grows some serious muscle.
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:28 No.7487124
    >>7487109
    full agreement
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:29 No.7487131
    >>7487115
    typical non-gay failure
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:30 No.7487138
    >>7487084
    Dont forget about
    >>7486916
    You already agreed to do this.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:31 No.7487147
    >>7487109
    >>7487124
    >>7487115
    Well, casting the illusion spell fails, but nothing bad happens. You twitch. Attempt to cast the spell again? Just carry them? What do?
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:31 No.7487150
    >>7487138
    let's not reveal ourselves now!

    guard duty is bound to be extra tight
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:31 No.7487153
    >>7487138
    I know. We can do that after we take the bags to ship, as that will take less time.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:32 No.7487164
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>7487147

    Carry bags, use rod to cast illusion to turn us into a sailor and make the bags look different.
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:32 No.7487167
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>7487147
    try again

    use the twitching to our advantage

    focus the twitching into our cock

    rolling willpower
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:33 No.7487173
    >>7487164
    Once again, you fail at casting the spell.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:33 No.7487176
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>7487138
    >>7487153

    No more guard killing or tipping them off that it is us. It's unnecessary.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:33 No.7487178
    >>7487167
    Congratulations. You now have a headache.
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:33 No.7487179
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>7487167
    NOW TRY IT WHILE THINKING OF DAN'S FACE AS WE FIRST RAPED HIM
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:34 No.7487186
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>7487164

    WE WILL TRY UNTIL WORKS.
    TWITCHING GOES TO COCK.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:34 No.7487191
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>7487147
    Attempt to cast it again. But with flair and style and a flourish.
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:35 No.7487194
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>7487186
    >>7487179
    >>7487167
    >>7487164
    fuck, stop

    we're gonna blow our head off

    let's just carry the damn things
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:35 No.7487197
    rolled 2 = 2

    That's it.
    Casting it again.
    Sticking one finger inside our ass, and massaging prostate.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:36 No.7487203
    >>7487186
    >>7487179
    Oh fuck me, /tg/....
    >>7487191
    Your headache makes it a bit more difficult to cast, but you succeed eventually. You 'become' a big burly sailor carry sacks of grain. You don't know how long you can keep the illusion up, so you begin hurrying to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:36 No.7487204
    >>7487194

    Heh. 18.
    We need to make sure no one notices the bags.
    Brandon knows what they look like.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:37 No.7487211
    >>7487194
    Using this as the endurance roll!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:37 No.7487216
    rolled 5, 5, 15 = 25

    >>7487203
    Carry that grain. But keep a lookout for anyone suspicious (1st d20) WITHOUT drawing attention to yourself (2nd d20). And if you DO get attention, just play it off as homosexual behaviour (3rd d20)
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:38 No.7487218
    >>7487194
    >>7487211
    K. That works. You make it to the ship, and unload your bags by your cot. Most of the other sailors are sleeping. Your headache drains your fatigue, and you release the spell.

    Now what?
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)09:38 No.7487220
    rolled 9 = 9

    we all know that if kyle has anything, endurance isn't it
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:39 No.7487226
    >>7487218

    Take nap.
    Wake up on the HIGH SEAS.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:40 No.7487238
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>7487218
    Disguise yourself ang go into town to find prey.

    Rolling for disguise.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:41 No.7487245
    >>7487238
    NEIN! No more hunting guards. We have SAILORS now.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:41 No.7487246
    rolled 16, 7 = 23

    >>7487218
    Why, we Fit into Sailor life (1st d20)
    And if that doesn't work, we just fag up the place (2nd d20)
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:42 No.7487253
    >>7487238
    >1
    FUCK. Shoul'dve said "diguise as harem boy".
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:42 No.7487255
    >>7487226
    You wake up the next day at about 7 AM, to the captain shaking your shoulder. "Wake up!" he says. "We set sail about a half-an-hour ago. If you make it up on deck, you can still see the city in the distance. I always like to look at the city as we leave it. I need the 15 other coins you promised me. Since it's your first day, you don't have to do any work today, but you can help starting tomorrow." He pauses, looks around, then looks back at you with a wink. "And don't forget to swing by my cabin tonight for some 'fun'."
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:42 No.7487256
    >>7487246
    >>7487245
    >>7487238

    Fitting into sailor life, FTW. We're going to become a pirate mage lord, then we'll be back to EVERY LAST GUARD.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:43 No.7487266
    >>7487255

    We'll bring the coins to our *fun*-- we'll sex him so GOOD that he doesn't even ask for those coins.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:44 No.7487275
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>7487255
    Walk around the ship. Try to find out what other sailors think about you. Ask them if they heard anything interesting during the stay in the city.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:46 No.7487296
    >>7487275
    The other sailors are indifferent about you. At most they are perplexed about why you agreed to join them.

    They said they heard rumors about a mage running amok in the city, that he destroyed a prison and let a gang into the city, where they where killing guards. They say the Governor has locked himself in his mansion - highly unusual, as he likes to spend time amongst the people - to be safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:48 No.7487307
    rolled 9, 4, 5, 10, 1, 1, 15, 11, 11, 16 = 83

    >>7487296
    Seduce EVERYONE.
    Or at least the first 10 people.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:49 No.7487315
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    >>7487307
    That night, you decide to do some exotic dancing for the sailors. Some like it, some don't. Something akin to the attached image happens.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:51 No.7487333
    rolled 10, 9 = 19

    >>7487296
    There's nothing else to do other then wait. When the day ends, go to the captain's cabin, take some rope with you. Hide a knife somewhere in your clothes.
    Try to convince the captain to let you tie him to the bed, say that you want to try something unusual.

    First roll for hiding the knife, second for convincing.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:52 No.7487341
    >>7487315
    What ...
    the ...
    fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:53 No.7487350
    >>7487333

    We're not going to kill the captain... yet.
    We're going to turn him into our sex-slave.

    We should probably learn Alchemy somewhere too, for the drugs.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:53 No.7487351
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>7487333
    Rolling a dice to determine how good we are at rolling 10 or below.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:54 No.7487358
    >>7487351
    Apparently we suck at rolling below 10.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:56 No.7487379
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    >>7487315
    the fuck tg.


    the fuck.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)09:56 No.7487382
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>7487315
    attempt to make other sailors go full gay
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:56 No.7487384
    >>7487350
    What about terryfying the captain? Torture him for a bit, then reveal that YOU are the insane murderous rapist-mage from the city and order him to serve you or die horribly?
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)09:56 No.7487387
    >>7487350
    >>7487333
    So...no knife...yet.

    Roll to fuck the captain.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:58 No.7487397
    >>7487384

    Naw. We make ourselves the captain's exclusive sexy-bitch.
    We get him addicted to us.
    Then maybe we betray him and explode his cock.

    Also, we should try to keep a bit of respect-- being everyone's whore on the ship means STDs and lack of happiness.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)09:58 No.7487403
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>7487387
    rolling to make hot hard man-lovings with the captian
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)09:59 No.7487409
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>7487387
    Act VERY slutty and kinda violent.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)09:59 No.7487415
    >>7487409

    This. Be edgy.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:00 No.7487425
    >>7487409
    After acting the total sadomasochistic slut, you and the captain make sweet gay love. Feels good man.

    He excuses you on those 15 coins, as long as you continue to provide sweet man-love every other day.

    You ask how long will it take to reach the East. He tells you 25 days. At least.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:03 No.7487451
    >>7487425

    Ask him what he thinks of Magic.
    All pillow-talk style romantic.
    Shouldn't even require a roll.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:04 No.7487463
    >>7487451
    He says he's more open-minded about it, since he deals with the East a lot. He thinks it is interesting, and if he wasn't a prosperous trading captain, he would maybe...maybe....like to learn it one day.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)10:08 No.7487501
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>7487463
    Carefully tell him that you're a mage. Offer him to become your apprentice. Do not reval that you're evil mage for now, we must earn his loyality first.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:10 No.7487520
    >>7487501
    He laughs. "Hah! Do you know how many Western magi there are? None! I understand though - it would be kinda cool to learn."
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:12 No.7487536
    Fucking kill myself for being a faggot.. i.e. Dive overboard naked
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:17 No.7487594
    >>7487536
    You first.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)10:18 No.7487609
    rolled 16, 2, 15 = 33

    Cast illusion to produce a flashy magical show for him. Add some telekinesis if needed.

    SEXY DANCE WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS

    First roll for illusion, second for telekinesis, third for the act.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:20 No.7487645
    >>7487609

    Luckily with that Act roll, he shouldn't even notice the failed telekine.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:21 No.7487657
    >>7487645
    >>7487609
    After the display of wizardry, ask to be able to practice magic in his quarters, or in a secure area.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:21 No.7487667
    >>7487609
    He blinks in surprise as you make yourself more handsome - not much more really, just enough - and being to dance. Your telekinesis failed.

    "Amazing!" he says. "Truly remarkable! Perhaps once we land, I'll allow you to teach me, but for now, I have a ship to run." Now that the offer of learning magic is there, he seems a lot more reluctant to take it. You let your illusion fade. You should go to sleep.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:23 No.7487681
    >>7487657
    Yes, he agrees to that.

    Now /tg/, we come to a dilemma. Should we skip the 25 days on the river, on the way to the East? Unless you have some good ideas, it will be dull playing through those.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:23 No.7487682
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>7487667

    Perhaps he's a liar, or afraid. Perhaps he intends to betray us!

    ROLLING SENSE MOTIVE.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:24 No.7487696
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>7487681

    We should get together a list of things we'd like to do over the next 25 days, then timeskip.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:24 No.7487697
    >>7487682
    He is more familiar with magic than others, but he is still nervous around it.

    He also seems to be a little more afraid of you now.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:26 No.7487721
    >>7487696
    That is fine.

    The captain adds you do not have to work now if you don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:26 No.7487725
    >>7487696

    This. Ask the captain after sexings if he has any contacts in the world of Magic. Underground dealings and the like.

    Practice all our minor spells to near-perfection, especially so we can cast them well without any wand.
    We should be able to get the minor ones into Bonus-To-Roll territory, at least.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)10:27 No.7487740
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>7487696
    good idea, what spells do we want to focus on, i think we have cast erection down pat, and illusion is pretty solid, lets look over that list and figure out what we need for SUMMON GREATER DEMON RITUAL, we snuck reagents on board didn't we?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:29 No.7487772
    >>7487721

    We'll spend every day Practicing and Fucking.
    Maybe we'll even cook a bit for the other sailors, to keep up appearances.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)10:29 No.7487778
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>7487697
    Drop a subtle hint that you may be the insane murderer from the city. Or may not. Who knows?

    A little bit of fear is always good.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:30 No.7487786
    >>7487740
    God dammit.
    Of COURSE this one is the nat. 20.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)10:30 No.7487788
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>7487778
    so much for subtle, use our powers of gay to put them at ease if they are put off by the knowledge we might be a little insane and a little murderous
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:31 No.7487794
    >>7487740

    Requesting this be the Magic Practice roll. Suggesting we increase the range of our spells, and the ease of casting them. (The basic ones.)
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:31 No.7487803
    >>7487778
    No.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:31 No.7487813
    >>7487778

    NEIN!
    There is plenty of time for psychopathy once we get on solid ground.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:32 No.7487827
    >>7487740
    >>7487788
    >>7487794
    Wowie these. The faggot is making good rolls and decisions.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:35 No.7487868
    TIMESKIP. We already have to roll for practicing, lets get a d20 roll for the fuckings, and another for the cooking, got it?
    >>7487794
    >>7487740
    You perfect the cantrips. You completely translate the packet of magical notes, with the exception of the summoning ritual. The captain lets you borrow his two books on magic, one titled Understanding Arcana (a collection of theories on how magic works, what it is, etc) and Fiery Foes: A Warriors Guide to Stopping Sorcerers (a guide on how to interrupt mages, incapacitate them, and other ways to fight them). All of this comes together quite well.
    While using a wand or the rod, you will not fail unless you roll below a 5. You can cast spells successfully with your hands as long as you roll above a 10. While using an implement, your spells are slightly more powerful. This power 'stacks' with the Rod's.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:36 No.7487876
    >>7487868
    Err, the rolling thing and the powerups only apply to the cantrips. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:37 No.7487892
    >>7487868
    Can we get some of the tactics explained in the second book?
    It may be useful, aiding in avoiding getting killed, and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:39 No.7487917
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>7487868

    Implement?
    Rolling for dickings.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:40 No.7487923
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>7487868

    I roll to cook with LOVE.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:41 No.7487934
    >>7487917
    A wand or rod, I presume.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:41 No.7487939
    >>7487892
    Basically, disarm them if they are using a implement. If they are protected with armor or a spell, try to break the wrist. Go for the throat to destroy speaking capabilities, as a wounded mage can still cast spells. Go for mages first. Scream a lot, throw lots of stuff while running at them (anything, books, chairs, silverware, plates), anything to distract them. There are ingredient listings for a few quick-acting poisons that befuddle people, making them very effective against mages.

    Not much more than common sense really.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:43 No.7487956
    What happened to the invisible rock? Is Kyle able to make bigger objects invisible or at least slightly less noticeable?
    >>7487892
    Here's a tactic for future use if it's possible for Kyle to do the stuff mentioned above: Turn debris invisible so that people trip on them.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:44 No.7487975
    >>7487917
    >>7487923
    You COOK, PRACTICE, and FUCK for TWENTY-FIVE DAYS.
    You now are better at fucking. You can cook relatively well.
    You are welcome aboard the ship anytime (The K.S. Oroblarm).

    You land in the city of Orak-Shi, a thriving port city in the Eastern land of Sha'azar.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:45 No.7487990
    >>7487975

    Do we speak the language?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:46 No.7487997
    >>7487990
    We may have picked up a good deal of it from translating the magic notes, and perhaps listening to some of the sailors.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:48 No.7488029
    >>7487975

    Ask the captain if he knows any contacts in the underworld. Magical item smuggling and the like.

    Whether or not he does, we inspect the local guard posts to see their outfitting and patrol routines.

    It's OBSERVE and EXPLORE time.
    Get a good lay of the land, hiding spots and the like.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:48 No.7488035
    >>7488029
    Also ask if he knows a good way to make MONEY here.
    We'll probably need it.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)10:49 No.7488042
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>7487975
    Again, offer the captain to become your apprentice. Mention that he doesn't need to abandon his captain duties, he can visit you when he's in the town.

    Also, what's his name?
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)10:54 No.7488098
    >>7488042
    bwahahahah, fail, lets go find some new digs, something flamboyant and eastern, if we're gonna be a gay wizard warrior SAY IT!
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)10:55 No.7488114
    >>7488042
    His name is John. He declines once again, however. "I'll be leaving in a few days, not enough time to learn much. Besides, I have a lot of duties to tend to here."

    He knows little of the magic cabals. He gives you 50 coins (bringing you up to 65) and points you towards a cheap inn where he sometimes sees members go. He and a few sailors help you bring your bags and possessions to your room there. Cost is 10 coins per week. The East is poor.

    You do not speak the language too well, but you can read and write it decently.

    >>7488029
    Guards dress in the same uniform as in the West. Most are Westerners. John warns you that they tolerate mages, but that doesn't mean they will not arrest you. He also tells you that going around blasting off spells is a good way to get yourself assassinated by one of the Cabals - they will do it to protect secrets from being spread, and to keep the Westerners from enforcing the magic laws. Crazy, rogue mages do for the pro-magic movement what retarded stoners do for the pro-cannabis movement - fuck everything up.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:57 No.7488144
    >>7488114

    That's fine, we don't need to go around blasting things.
    If we need to kill somone, we'll just use the ERECTION spell.
    It's doubtful those eastern Cabals will have seen anything like it, or even realize it was magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)10:59 No.7488169
    >>7488144
    Indeed. For now, let's just get set up here, learn our magic, gather power then... return to claim Mike as our own. Eventually. With Demons.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:00 No.7488195
    >>7488169
    It's about noon, then. What do you decide to do?
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)11:01 No.7488211
    >>7488114
    What kind of eastern country we're in? Arabic, japanese, something else?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:01 No.7488213
    >>7488114

    Try to finding a daytime job, We are running short on cash now, ArnĀ“t we? Also finding a place to stay would be a logical idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:03 No.7488249
    By the glory of the Imperium, leave this quest off here so rest can be engaged.

    Resume in a few hours with description of the city and possible employment from the OBSERVE and EXPLORE directive.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)11:03 No.7488253
    >>7488213
    the cap'n suggested the inn, its 10 money a day so we should be able to make it a week without a job.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:04 No.7488261
    >>7488253

    10 coins a *WEEK.*
    We've got time.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:06 No.7488280
    >>7488211
    The Eastern Culture is a mix between Arabic Muslim, Indian, and Japanese. Interpret that how you will, I will try my best to play it off.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)11:06 No.7488289
    >>7488261
    ok, so we have 6 weeks, plenty of time to scout out the inn, identify members of a cabal or several cabals, and possible get in the sack with some.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:07 No.7488296
    >>7488213
    >>7488253
    >>7488261
    You have moved into the inn. You have 65 coins, Captain John paid for your first week. Your reagents and other possessions are in your room.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)11:10 No.7488333
    >>7488280
    Proceed with
    >>7488098
    Try finding something like a geisha or harem boy outfit. Every JRPG will tell you that evil gay mage must be fabulous to the point of androgyny.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:10 No.7488343
    >>7488296

    The OP's power is running low. Suggest pursuing: >>7488249
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:13 No.7488391
    >>7488343
    You are indeed correct, my friend. Lets fill up this thread and come back to the quest later, aye?
    >>7488098
    >>7488333
    You find a tailor, and find the perfect androgynous harem boy outfit(?), It costs twenty coins. You pay up, leaving yourself with 45.
    Communication with others is slow, most of them only speak a smattering of Western, so you have to write out most of what you want to say.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:16 No.7488431
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    >>7488343
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:18 No.7488451
    >>7488391

    Spend time in a tavern, with our new outfit, listening to the language, learning how to speak it.
    Pick a fairly high class tavern, and get a job dancing, or being a sexy waitress.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:22 No.7488502
    >>7488451
    You pick out a decent looking tavern. As soon as you walk in, you are identified as 'Westerner'. Some people sneer at you discreetly at you, others bow to you out of forced respect. You go to the manager, and write down your request for a job as a waiter. He declines, as you can't speak the language to take orders. You offer to be a dancer, but he refuses that also.

    You take a seat by a table where a bunch of drunk guys are watching other drunk guys play cards. You do not recognize the game. You surprise them by making vocal remarks in your broken Eastern, which earns guffaws from the other men. Soon enough, you are feeling comfortable amongst them. You talk to them primarily through writing, but try to communicate vocally as much as possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:23 No.7488508
    >>7488391
    The thread does not need to be full... and people seem to be undeploying.
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)11:25 No.7488532
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    >>7488391
    >harem boy outfit(?)
    Well, you know - a lot of colorful silk, veil, some beads, some skin showing, etc.
    Basically, a male version of this.
    <--------

    And get some rest, bro.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:26 No.7488543
    >>7488508
    >>7488532
    All right, all right, I'll stop here. I'll archive this thread and make a new one whenever I wake up and run my errands. I have company coming later, so it might not be till later tonight I come back.

    See ya /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:27 No.7488553
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    >>7488543

    Night!
    >> RottenOne !!WOKzUvPKziI 01/08/10(Fri)11:28 No.7488556
    >>7488543
    Take care.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:29 No.7488571
    >>7488553

    This is definitely our outfit.
    Mmmmm, black cloth shine against pale skin.
    >> Kyle the Great !mpaN0d.nxY 01/08/10(Fri)11:29 No.7488574
    ARCHIVE HERE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7487084/
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:30 No.7488580
    /tg/ - totally gay.
    >> What a Faggot !QF5oszRdpY 01/08/10(Fri)11:33 No.7488607
    >>7488580
    would you have it any other way?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)11:34 No.7488623
    >>7488574

    Can you say how long will it be until you return?
    "later tonight" is a rather vague description.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)14:02 No.7490459
    Goddamnit /tg/, first you whiteknight like hell and foam over fantasy girls, and then you play as a murderous homosexual rapist. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)14:54 No.7491210
    rolled 18 = 18

    Fuck, wish I hadn't missed so much

    would've had us kill the captain and RUN THE SHIP

    MAGICALLY-ENHANCED PIRATES UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER

    would've renamed the ship "Blood from Behind"

    ah well, we'll try it next time we're out at sea
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)15:41 No.7491928
    >>7491210
    You always want to kill everyone Duskull. Can't you be less bloodthristy?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/10(Fri)16:47 No.7493047
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    argh i'm tired of waiting for OP's return.
    >> Duskull !!8LCSE0Zp1mL 01/08/10(Fri)18:32 No.7494977
    >>7491928
    don't you realize the power we have?

    we can rule this world and be worthy of the title KYLE THE GREAT



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