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    207 KB Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:52 No.7425121  
    Do you ever regret it?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:08 No.7425319
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:10 No.7425334
    Yeah, I shouldn't have taken a shower. I certainly don't ever need one, and my parts don't appreciate being immersed in water.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 01/04/10(Mon)14:13 No.7425372

    This single picture is going to be the basis of my next character, regardless of the setting.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:14 No.7425386
    Regret what? Raping my underage niece with a mechanical penis? Not in the slightest.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:14 No.7425394

    I'd be lying if I said no.

    But there's no fucking way I'm admitting it to her.

    She's had enough weak men in her life, I need to be strong for her. How would I face her father if he was still alive if I couldn't offer even that for Penny?

    "Why are you still up?" I asked, still staring at the monster in the mirror.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:14 No.7425396
    I whish there would be more grimdark Dr. Gadget stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:15 No.7425405
    If I tried to touch Penny's cheek, I'd snap her neck.

    Even my human face is cold and lifeless since I no longer have a heart.

    I am a tireless metal man-- no. I am only in the shape of a man.

    But I'm the only one that can stop Claw. I'm the only hope for this world.

    So I will do what must to keep the ones I cherish safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:16 No.7425416
    Is that... Is that Dr. Gadget?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:17 No.7425428
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    /tg/ combine science is bad and made you tricked it is time that we send it back to science and outer space.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:17 No.7425429

    Inspector gadget, you moron
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:17 No.7425440
    Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:17 No.7425441
    He's a doctor now? When did this happen and what is he a doctor of?
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 01/04/10(Mon)14:18 No.7425445
    And thus Gadget only plays the bumbling fool to retain the guise of a clown. To laugh and be flawed is to be human, would you disagree? And to keep the spirits of penny high, he will let her solve all the crimes, but so that she can still live the life of a normal girl he will take credit before the end.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:18 No.7425458
    I've been watching Dr. Who too much lately, meant Inspector. Mah bad, broseidon.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:18 No.7425462
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:20 No.7425471
    I look at the metal rivets in my joints, the hydraulics just beneath the surface. I can't help but to wonder if I was better off being a deadman than a metal one. I was no better than the monsters that ruled this place now.

    "Penny, Go to your room" I say calmly as I walk out into the hallway, hardly even noticing the temperature as I don my suit and coat.

    "But...Uncle gadget." She starts.

    I turn and stare at her. My one organic eye as callous looking as the rest of me.

    "Go, to your room. Now." I repeat as I pull on my jacket and done my fedora." I've got business to do."
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:21 No.7425483

    "Uncle..." Penny took a step into the bathroom. Her eyes were wide, filled with innocence and... was it fear? Pity? That cut deeper than anything Claw had ever done to my, my brother, or her. Even in my niece's eyes, I was something to fear.

    If it was in my power, I'd have tried to soften my face. Make it more welcoming, even as it sat atop of pyramid of pipe and brass. "Penny, it's late. You have school tomorrow. Did you do your homework?"

    "Y-yes, Uncle. It's just, I heard screams. Are you okay?"
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:21 No.7425484
    Pfft faggots not be watching enough Inspector Gadget.
    Grimdark Digimon is big wins.
    Grimdark Gadget is a misinterpretation of the entire franchise.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:22 No.7425492

    (flip these two)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:22 No.7425495

    Turning Gadget into Nano Noir is just as awesome as the original, fuck off.
    >> Stran-G-ERR 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425499
    Part of me chuckled at the goofy idea... and then the realization of how it all fits together perfectly made my feel sorrow for his sacrifices for those he cares about. Truly, I have a new perspective on the Inspector today.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425501
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    >Speaking of digimon in any context except scorn
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425504
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    >>grimdark digimon
    stop reminding me of those red rover lemons you twerp >:[
    pick related, its what mostly goes on during every one of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425509

    Mother of God, what am I looking at here?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425510
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:24 No.7425518
    >Nano Noir

    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:24 No.7425522
    Really, a cyborg in a fedora and trenchcoat is just BEGGING to be grimdarked and serious'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:25 No.7425526
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:25 No.7425531
    I can still remember it, vaguely. What it was like to be human I mean. It becomes a little more difficult every day. The worst thing is when I can't remember, when I do something inhuman, when the facade falls away even for a moment, and I have to endure the stares and confusion of the people around me.

    I know Penny realizes what is happening. I know she is trying her best to cope, and I know she doesn't mean to despise me a little more every day as the person that was her uncle is slowly eroded into a cheap facsimile.

    But when all you have is the memory of a feeling, what else can you do but pretend?
    >> DOOMRIDER !NANNANNANA 01/04/10(Mon)14:26 No.7425539
    rolled 2 = 2

    It's called Trigun.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:26 No.7425545

    Brain, almost as enhances as I am sits by the door, staring at me like usual. I simply nod as I walk out into the night closing the door and locking it behind me.

    The streets are filled with the simpering masses. They cower under tyrannical rule and think that heroes should rise up and strike down the oppressive monsters above them. The thought makes me gag.

    They look to those of us who are strange...Us freaks to do what they can't. If they won't fight. Well...I'll do what I've always done. I'll protect my niece, my dog and my own rear-end. Let someone else parade around claiming to be the hero of the masses.

    My boots click with a steady measured beat as I make my way towards where the job was supposed to take place. My prosthetic body is getting twitchy again and I have to actively control all the damn doo-dads that have been jammed into me. If I didn't well....it would not be pretty. I need to get my systems re calibrated no doubt.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:28 No.7425557
    shota gotta get raped?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:28 No.7425558
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    futa on loli
    I don't have any digimon porn, but suffice it to say as a drooling fan fiction chick Red rovers Digimon lemons ruled a lot of my pre-adolescent childhood.
    >> Stran-G-ERR 01/04/10(Mon)14:29 No.7425575
    I was, right now, magically given the power to reboot Inspector Gadget, I think I'd meet this and the original about half way. Basically, he'd be Vash the Stampede, a bumbling fool hiding a total badass, with only the occasional glimpse under his cover. Penny could be slightly older and still have a dog though.
    >> Evil !!Oo43raDvH61 01/04/10(Mon)14:29 No.7425579
    That's no shota.

    I believe that would be a giant purple-cat-futa-lesbian that fucks other women with its oversized cock and balls that turns other women into them.

    Damn you /d/, damn you.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:29 No.7425581
    I believe the term I'm looking for is MOAR.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:31 No.7425602
    Go go gadget arms was never ever remotely grimdark and you grimdarkfags know it.

    Come on, he's so goofy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:31 No.7425603
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    Anon doesn't know about Gadget and the Gadgetinis.

    Apparently Gadget managed to livew long enough to make detective which pissed off Brain for all those years saving his ass. So Brain runs away and Penny decides to 'fill in' for her dog she builds 2 mini-mee versions of Gadget and who share an AI fragment of his personality.

    Oh, and one of the robots is sexually attracted to Penny. I am not making this shit up.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:32 No.7425613
    They were smuggling weapons...shocker there. Everyone is in the arms trade these days. As soon as they saw me they tried running.

    I couldn't help but to laugh at this, they always try to run. They always forget about the arms. With a hiss of pressurized gases my arm shoots out, smashing one thug square in the back with a satisfying crunch.

    He won't be walking anytime soon...

    Two others slow down as they near a crate. One manages to jimmy the thing open and pull out a shiny new toy. A laser rifle by the looks...

    Thugs take aim and BLAM. Two shots square to the chest. My sensor system eagerly chew the data down and process the best way to handle them. As they charge for a second shot I kick on the skates. My boots explode at the soles and I go racing forward. Sparks screaming behind in a fiery shower.
    >> Stran-G-ERR 01/04/10(Mon)14:32 No.7425617
    Well, damn, I guess our brains went the same direction on that one.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:32 No.7425623

    Go read the 1980s LXE threads on Suptg if you haven't already.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:34 No.7425635
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    >> DOOMRIDER !NANNANNANA 01/04/10(Mon)14:34 No.7425639
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    rolled 6 = 6


    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:36 No.7425658

    FUCK DDO!!! :V
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:36 No.7425668
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:37 No.7425670

    Assholes were a lot braver now that they had their little toys on them. The guy with the lasers tried to jump to the side, his little friend went for the grenade launcher.

    Well, I'm sure it was supposed to be a grenade launcher, but my arm made sure it was nothing but a broken toy embedded in his chest.

    Laser bolts after laser bolts screeched against the ground, phoenixes intent on burning my skates and sending me crashing into crates. Not this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:37 No.7425682
    >> Stran-G-ERR 01/04/10(Mon)14:38 No.7425688
    Has the spam gotten.... really fucking odd lately?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:40 No.7425708
    I fling out my arms mere seconds before passing by them. All steel and speed I take them both out at the waist. I hear the grunts and snarls as their breath is knocked out and the ever pleasing crunch of something breaking inside them.

    I sadly did not account for the fourth thug in front of me with the rocket launcher....I see the back flash and Immediately start to turn. Throwing one guy in the way and retracting my arm as fast as I can. The explosion thankfully premature thanks to thug three still sends me flying.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:40 No.7425716
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    This managed to piss me the fuck off
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:42 No.7425731
    Anyone who thinks becoming PART ROBOT is going to make people lose their humanity, their soul, become evil, or anything like that, should go visit a hospice sometime and gain a more intimate understanding of the dark side of organic existence.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:42 No.7425734
    You sir fail at tone and menace.

    With an unfeeling, unemotional cyborg facade, and a monotone voice that sounds human and yet... not, at the same time.

    "Go. Go. Gadget Machete"
    >> parasitologist 01/04/10(Mon)14:43 No.7425737

    I once had a conversation with spam in /tg/ one early morning. It was terrifying.


    Misinterpretation, my ass. Inspector Gadget himself is a sort of blend of a spoof on the spy genre(hell, he was voiced by the guy who played Maxwell Smart), what with its gadgets, and casually blended with the Metal Hero genre. Going the other way, and placing the Metal Hero themes first rather than second is a fine idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:44 No.7425745
    Is it wrong for me to think that the people singing sound like they have downs? That seems like an insult to people who really do have it...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:44 No.7425748
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:44 No.7425751
    >she builds 2 mini-mee versions of Gadget and who share an AI fragment of his personality.

    >Oh, and one of the robots is sexually attracted to

    You gotta love how the real shit is more fucked up than the GRIMDARK GADGET /tg/ comes up with
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:46 No.7425772
    You have to ask yourself what that says about Penny that she built the thing that is sexually attracted to her
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:47 No.7425792
    Or that it looks like a chiibi version of her uncle and has part of HIS personality...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:50 No.7425832
    I can see him scrabbling for another round. I'm hurting where some shrapnel and concrete managed to smash me but, I can live with it.

    Get to my feet as fast as I can, ditching the wrecked skates in the process. Their razor edge inspire me all too much. One of my arms managed to get stuck in it's extended mode, the long metal cabling that acted as muscle now limp and cable like. I smile as I grab a skate and begin to twist my torso three hundred sixty degrees.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:53 No.7425877
    Anyone else find it funny the bot's spamming the thread about a cyborg?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:53 No.7425878
    the fucking bots are getting really annoying these days.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:58 No.7425943
    Thread theme:
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:00 No.7425975
    By the time He's finished reloading Goon number four has a sizable chunk of titanium and steel being whipped at him faster than a major league pitcher on the mound can throw.

    It collides with his head dead on. Blood and brain spatter the pavement and the sound of a cracking skull echoes through the air with a satisfying wet CRUNCH. I pull my arm back in. Having to more or less manually crank the damn thing into place.

    I look around me, the area is littered the dead and dying and is mostly shattered boxes, bodies and expensive weapons. None of the other goons stayed around long enough to actually join in on the fun but, they did leave some clues...

    I limp over to a nearby crate, one of my leg servos is malfunctioning terribly and I can feel a trickle of pain racing across it with each movement. It's annoying for the time being but, it looks like I'm not going to be able to play with the boys again till that's fixed.

    On a broken plank there is an insignia I know all too well. Claws men were the ones shipping them into the city. They had to have known I was coming...It doesn't add up in my addled CPU however and I simply grab the trophy before turning on my internal Bluetooth.

    "Brain..." I mumble aloud playing with the piece of wood."I'm out on the docks. Pinpoint the single and send Sunny here ASAP. I'm going to need a lift home boy."
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:02 No.7425997
    I kinda like this one better:

    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:03 No.7426014
    i always worked under the assumption that Gadget and Penny's parents were government agents that were going after Claw, but got caught in a carbomb or something (do we know how he lost he parts really? or was it just volunteered cyborg shit?)

    anyway, they had to amputate parts from Penny's parents to complete his organic parts and organs, but they contained such anger and vengeance at Claw that they haunted Gadget, and everyone knows cybernetics and ghosts do not mix. they make it hard for him to think straight or operate his gear properly, even as he tries to fulfill their revenge and protect their daughter
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:04 No.7426023
    Actually, fuck yes, that is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:05 No.7426029
    I was never the type to think that Miley Cyrus or Hermoine would be hot when they were legal. fuck, i don't even find celebrities that hot

    Penny with be a goddamn fox when she grows up
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:08 No.7426066
    I know this is not /r/ but anybody got adult Penny pics? I'll go look on google.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:08 No.7426071
    My contact with the FBI is a man I only know by "Chief." He gives me all the information I need to find my next targets, and he receives all the credit every time a Claw target's taken out. I, of course, get none of the recognition.

    I had made sure we got that clear the moment I woke up in the hospital. I died in that car bomb.

    It would be easier for my work, thought it made keeping Penny a legal hassle.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:09 No.7426085
    Sunny gets me home no questions asked. He's kind enough to not even charge a fair. Guy's been a trooper ever since I ended up this was really.

    I stumble into the apartment and immediately feel my leg give out. Like a tin tree I come crashing down with a heavy clatter and thud. Sitting in front of me Brain looks at me with what can only be disapproval. His augmented body gleaming in the light. Electronic eyes as lifeless as mine and yet just as easily convey how he must feel.

    "What?" I grumble as I try to get back to my feet, only to have my blasted arm unfurl like a ribbon."They were smuggling weapons."

    He stares all the same and with a wheezy sigh grabs me with steel jaws and drags me into my room...Well really more of a chop shop these days. Grunting he somehow hauls me into what I call a bed these days. A casket like thing that has hard points in it to allow for me to recharge and sleep at least a little. It's systems immediately hook me in and I can feel a little life return my artificial limbs.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:10 No.7426091
    >cybernetics and ghosts do not mix

    Major Motoko Kusanagi is not amused at your shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:10 No.7426099

    The Major can suck on my cybertronic balls, which, coincidentally, have more bandwidth than her/his entire doll combined.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:11 No.7426106
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    Screw your brittle metal body.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:13 No.7426124
    What the fuck, Dio.
    Stop being Dio.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:14 No.7426133
    In Grimdark Gadget, Penny is a cyberpunk hacker kid with serious authority issues.
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    I shall never stop, and it's Jashugan from battle angel alita but being called Dio is a way bigger compliment wich i thank ye for.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:17 No.7426172
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    Sadly, I can't think of a better archetype of hacker kid than Ed.

    She's even got a dog, fuck.
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:18 No.7426178
    The Major just delivered point-blank anti-material payload to your chest with only one working arm.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:18 No.7426181
    I didn't even notice the guy's similarity to Dio.

    I was too busy going "holy shit, lolicron is in a manga"?
    >> Leman Russ 01/04/10(Mon)15:18 No.7426184
    In Grimdark Gadget Penny is YT meets Edward.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:19 No.7426189

    I experience massive troubles breathing.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:20 No.7426202

    When I posted 7426133, I was going to say "much like YT from Snowcrash".
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:20 No.7426204
    Your trauma is duly noted.

    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:21 No.7426216
    Shrug it off, that shit don't work on real, western, men.

    Then i slap her ass back into the kitchen.
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    I hope Camaron doesn't make this movie for sappy fucks like he did with Avatar.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:22 No.7426229
    As I drift in an out of sleep I see metal spiders crawling over my body. Probing it and making sure I'm still alive. The casket will keep me going at least for a little while longer...
    Brain is nearby most likely over-seeing all the systems checks. After all that's what he was built for. My faithful dog cum doctor. He'd seen me in worse shape probably and god knows I've walked out of worse though it doesn't feel like it.

    As morning dawns I come out of my stupor and test my limbs. They are patched up to the best of Brains abilities but, without the proper equipment it's a temporary fix at the best of times. I stumble out into hallway ans see penny standing there holding my jacket. Scorch marks and laser holes dot the tattered thing and tears are welling on her face...I stop and stare...so much for the charade.

    "I...I can explain!" I stammer out as my leg gives out again causing me to come down in a heap.

    "You lied!" she screams, throwing the coat at me and looking at me like I'm the freak I am."You said you were done trying to be a hero!" Her voice is cracking and she's shaking like a leaf. Brain is in the background staring at us with metal eyes...

    "Penny-" I start only to stop as she slams the door to her room shut. I must have blinked out for a second...My systems keep doing that...She must have thought I was being a fool and playing dumb when instead I had simply froze up.

    "I don't have a choice.." I finish finally as I haul myself up and drag my tin hide out the door and over to the car. I crawl in and slam the door. It starts automatically and knows exactly where to go. It's a piece of me after all. It knows who I've got to go and talk with. On the passengers seat is the wooden plank from last night. Brain must have been kind enough to put it there for me.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:23 No.7426242
    there is another gadget
    >> Leman Russ 01/04/10(Mon)15:23 No.7426248
    Good, it is agreed then.

    She is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:33 No.7426366
    I would have went heavy on the intro parts but it fantastic
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:40 No.7426426
    The car races down the streets Like it has a pro at the wheel instead of a chump. I'm not even conscious really , like nearly everything else about me. If I'm not around it could in theory run itself. just keep operating even if I died right then and there.

    A few hours later I'm at the Center. Its' an intelligence bureau office, The Chief doesn't waist time with formalities and instead has me rushed to where the mess began. Unceremoniously they start working on me. Disconnecting all but my vitals as they overhaul my body...

    "You're looking good Gadget." He says walking into the room. A pipe is crammed between teeth and his hairline is slowly retreating.

    "It's Gad-Jey." I reply without moving my lips. A speaker somewhere in the background carries my voice over annoyingly enough.

    "Whatever." He says in a snippet of annoyance. "We are reviewing the data from last night. Good work on getting rid of those weapons, we are running the cover story now. As for well..." He gestures with a hand at my inert body. "This...We are giving you a total overhaul. You can't go without a regular check-up Gad-Jay"

    He draws my name out in a snarky tone. If I could grind my teeth I would. I see the techs playing around with my insides, none of them seem concerned that I'm a living person and not just a tin man however. I see one smack on of my servos with a wrench as he tries to free it from it's place.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:43 No.7426461

    He's a tin can hit man try to catch him if you can!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:45 No.7426477
    ok, no stretch of my awesome imagination powers can allow me to think Gadget would ever say "home boy"
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:47 No.7426491
    is.... that's supposed to be a sequal/his son/something related? or is it just a giant ripoff?

    also, where does Brain tie into grimdark? and i assume that Claw lost his original hand to Gadget?
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)15:48 No.7426509

    "Alright Chief" I reply as I watch another tech rudely yank off one of my feet. "I'll try to be more punctual about this fun time."

    Chief simply gnaws on his pipe like a dog on a bone. He's mulling over something I can tell that without running over a biometric scan. He's probably debating weather or not he should let me get up and get out or if he wants to send me on one of his personal errands.

    "Watch your Niece Gadget." He says carefully. "Just..watch her like a hawk for a bit. We'll take care of Claw, she needs her uncle right now." His voice carried over something that made me internally shiver. He knew something that I didn't...that was never a good sign.

    (so should I continue?)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:49 No.7426520
    umm I think you misread that.
    There should probably be a comma between home and boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:50 No.7426526
    i didn't misread it. it was miswritten
    >> Crow 01/04/10(Mon)15:52 No.7426544

    Yes, do continue. I always like your stuff man.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)15:52 No.7426545
    he's right my apologies.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:55 No.7426581
    more please
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:55 No.7426586
    Penny wont grow up. She's a robot, you realize.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:01 No.7426643
    do we even know where Gadget got his cybernetics? is it some kind of crazy genetics, since even his ancestors seemed to have them? or is he just a full blown robot?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:03 No.7426659
    actual canon? he slipped on a banana peel and fell down some stairs
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)16:04 No.7426665

    By the time the techs were done it was well into the day. Penny was at school and brain would be charging. Which meant the house would be empty effectively. So, I plugged in the directions to a nearby diner instead. It was one that I had been going to since before the accident and had come to call a second home. The Car had no issues with this thankfully and within fifteen minutes I was there and in a booth.

    A waitress. A young thing just out of School most likely came over and with a smile asked if I wold like some coffee. I couldn't help but to say yes. It reminded me of Martha when we had first met. It had been in a little diner just like this one...I payed on the spot and was handed a nice fresh cup.

    I eagerly drank down the steaming liquid, it barely had a taste thanks to a mostly artificial mouth. I had a sense of taste that really only could be stirred up by something as powerful as Tabasco sauce or something near boiling. But, what little I could taste was well worth a nice tip. I enjoyed the atmosphere of fry-cooks and truckers, watching the masses enjoy a hearty meal or talk about the weather.

    The regulars as usual said hello and bid me a good day. I returned the favor as normal and found myself watching the news by the time it was all said ans done. It was following the latest stories on Some group of kids called 'runners' youngsters that liked to get into mischief spreading graffiti and vandalizing Offices ran by the government. A group of suspects flashes on the screen. One of the faces sticks out a little bit to much and my cybernetic eye immediately goes into fits as it runs the data through my brain.

    My coffee cup shatters as it hits the floor moments after I'm running out the door, towards the car.
    >> /d/eviating ca/tg/irl 01/04/10(Mon)16:05 No.7426676

    ....that much 'ware was needed for THAT?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:05 No.7426680
    He a robot with the brain of the formally human Gadget. He has the memory of emotions, but no way to feel them.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:07 No.7426702
    "According to the trading cards of the series, Inspector Gadget is said to have 14,000 gadgets in his body. Other facts include that Inspector Gadget works for INTERPOL (International Police) on world wide missions and became the famous police inspector as a result of chasing a villain (whom fans believed to be Dr. Claw), slipped on a banana peel and fell many flights of stairs."
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:07 No.7426705
    I thought Gadget was going to Japan with Doc Emmett Brown to raid Doctor Light's labs and recover the Megaman prototype before James Bond and his henchmen can find it.

    Fuck. I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:13 No.7426774
    P.G. the kourier and Uncle Klaw. Brain things
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:25 No.7426899
    > One of the faces sticks out a little bit to much and my cybernetic eye immediately goes into fits as it runs the data through my brain.

    My money is on penny.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:25 No.7426910
    He draws my name out in a snarky tone. If I could grind my teeth I would. I see the techs playing around with my insides, none of them seem concerned that I'm a living person and not just a tin man however. I see one smack on of my servos with a wrench as he tries to free it from it's place.
    I don't like your emo gadget.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:33 No.7426998

    A thought, Grimdark-Gadget often sees the Cheif in odd places and gets messages in unusual ways. It's the organization that rebuilt him's subtle way of making clear that they know where he is at all times, can find him whenever they want.

    It's only ever the chief since they don't want to expose any more of their organization to him than is necessary.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:34 No.7427011
    Is it just me or is Penny looking kind of horny there?
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)16:35 No.7427026
    Thinking that myself actually though right now I'm taking a break and letting my brain rest. I've found I run myself out if I'm not careful.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:42 No.7427111
    Alright, first off does anyone have the links to the 80's setting? And also what characters should I include beyond gadget,penny,brain etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:43 No.7427117

    I thought he was in hiding with Carmen Sandiego after they defeated Bond.

    Did I leave that thread too early?
    >> sage 01/04/10(Mon)16:45 No.7427144
    Any more writefaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:46 No.7427164
    Hell I didn't even participate in that thread. I'm kicking myself for it now.
    He couldn't move. It's not exactly like you wouldn't do something similar if someone purposefully mispronounced your name.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)16:48 No.7427186
    yeah I'm just resting my brain for a few minutes. Its getting a bit strung out right now and I need to put pieces together to make this coherent. Also I'm taking suggestions on things like plot and characters at the moment.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)17:25 No.7427717
    I flung the door wide open as I charged inside. I was greeted by hazy blue pipe smoke and the Chief reclining in my Lazyboy.

    "You don'y listen well do you Gadget?" He replied somehow while smoking his pipe. He stared at me almost bemused by the situation.

    "You knew!" I hissed as I stormed through the small apartment searching for what I hoped was missing. As I slammed open the door to her room I heard him laugh.

    'Of course! Think about, how could we not?" He called back like a matador taunting a bull.

    I ignored the smart remarks as I tore through the room. Opening everything that I could find. Drawers flew hazardously through the air and her closet was flung open. Once satisfied I returned to my Living room, my face set like a statue as I looked at the Chief.

    "Then why didn't you tell me?" I snapped as he finally removed himself from my chair. Once again he laughed. His pace was slow and deliberate as he walked out my front door.

    "You're supposed to be the inspector I thought." He replied with a final laugh as he stepped outside.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:43 No.7427963
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    >>7425121 Do you ever regret it?

    No, I do not.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:45 No.7427987
    The inspector just got an upgrade.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:47 No.7428008
    i like to think Brain is a dog that was experimented on by the labs that made Gadget's body. he's brilliant, but can't talk or anything, just has a radio collar for Gadget and Penny to contact, and sometimes pantomime. maybe almost as smart as Gadget himself, but Gadget doesn't quite realize his potential
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:54 No.7428125
    Looks like I missed a lot more of the 80s LXG thread than I remember.

    You can find the thread here:
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:08 No.7428383
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    Regret purifying my body with blessed Etherium?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:20 No.7428593
    Any more of the writing?
    >> Through the Eyes of the Brain not the same writefag 01/04/10(Mon)18:23 No.7428637
    The Boss finds the warehouse with those eyes of his. They're unsettling when they do their robotic work, getting a shade of red to the pupils. The hat covers it sometimes, but no one sees The Boss from the angles I do. Happens when you're only 2.4 feet off the ground

    I won't call him Master like they want. I'm just better than that. He feeds and takes care of me, but it's not like I couldn't find my own food and shelter somewhere else. But it wouldn't be as good. And I wouldn't make the same difference as I am here.

    The car comes to a stop outside, a few dozen meters from their line of site. The Boss seems sure we weren't spotted, but he gives me A Look. I nod my fuzzy, naturally blond head and move ahead without him.

    For all the gizmos tucked away in that body of his, I sniff around and confirm what a heat scan or a sonar or whatever the hell he uses to find bad guys would. Ten men in there, most of them armed or packing something that would stop a furry friend like me. But don't mind me, boys. Just an ordinary, genetic freak of a dog sniffing your garbage and finding the kidnapping scum inside your hideout.

    "What do we have here, Brain?" The Boss asks over my collar. It's nearly mute, but close-range doggy ears can pick up things like that. I give a bark, then another, until I've counted off all the heads in the place. One bark each. It's a code that he thinks I'm smart for figuring out. In truth, I'm smart because I can finish Penny's calculus homework before she could. If I could hold a pen.

    "Good boy," The Boss says over the comm. He knows I hate it when he says that. He's seen me roll my eyes. That damn creepy eyes see everything. We have fun, me and my boss. Maybe I'll even get to pop out of the shadows and bite into the Achilles tendon of a thug once we're inside. That's always fun.
    >> not the same writefag 01/04/10(Mon)18:26 No.7428682
    meant to reference to >>7428008
    like the idea
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:34 No.7428793
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    Did I hear somebody say "YT"?

    Because I think I heard somebody say "YT".
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:35 No.7428810
    who is YT?

    please don't shout at me if it's some very known character.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:37 No.7428855
    I approve of skateboarding sluts.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)18:42 No.7428941
    Sitting in the car awaiting me was Brain, the Chief was already long gone and the only thing that even hinted at his presence was the reeking stench of pipe tobacco that filled the apartment now. Without a second thought I climbed in and Glanced at my watch.
    "Go go gadget homing signal." I said plainly. The wristwatch beeped a few times and my vision blurred as a map of the city became apparent to me. Several icons blinked into existence, three of them were Brain, the car and I.
    A fourth Icon, a glowing P showed where penny was. The car roared to life as I focused on that point. I hammered the gas down and went speeding out the driveway. Next to Brain wagged his steel tail eagerly. After all for all his oil and circuits he was still a dog at heart.
    We crossed into downtown without a second thought. Wherever she was it was in a rough part of town.
    The car eventually pulled up and gracefully parallel parked near a rather rundown bar. Brain was out of the door first with me following close behind.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:44 No.7428965
    yours truly from snow crash [and maybe diamond age]
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:46 No.7429001
    Just make sure she turns off her dentata first.

    Raven didn't, and things went very badly for him.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:50 No.7429051
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:55 No.7429134
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)18:57 No.7429154
    Brain sits outside sniffing around the place as I walk up to the guy standing outside the door, a big biker type of guy, sunglasses, leather jacket, the works. I waltz up without a second thought and put a hand on the door only for him to put a meaty paw on my shoulder.

    “Hold it buddy. You ain’t got clearance for here.” He rumbles out with a voice like an engine on low throttle. I look up with a trademark smile and play the fool.

    “Well, you see.” I begin letting my voice get a little nasally. “My niece is in their when she’s supposed to be at school. And I don’t want her wasting her time with a bunch of hooligans.”
    The biker just stares; He’s not buying the act. I really don’t want to start trouble quite yet but…

    “No dice buddy.” He grumbles giving me a shove. I roll with it and take a step back looking offended.

    “I disagree.” Before he knows it a metal fist is flying at his jaw. With a crunch like glass his jaw gives way and his eyes go blank. He crumples in a heap on the ground as little blood from a broken nose accents his face like makeup.

    I unceremoniously kick the door off its hinges, shedding light on a cesspool of drugs and other illicit activities.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:57 No.7429163
    At least Y.T. got off though.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:59 No.7429198
    Also, her dad is probably Uncle Enzo.

    So the ending of the book could be looked at as sort of an "overprotective dad" thing, except that when Raven is the dude in question then no dad can possibly be overprotective.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)19:03 No.7429269
    >faithful dog cum doctor

    This sounds like someone whose job it is to make sure none of your sex slaves get AIDS after you punish them with a night in the kennels.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)20:29 No.7429486
    I unceremoniously kick the door off its hinges, shedding light on a cesspool of drugs and other illicit activities.

    The bar ceased its various activities, except one small group in the back. A gang of younger kids were having a good time. My cybernetics pulsed as the homing beacon led to them. Even with the stares I was getting they ignored me. My data stream pointed directly at them. Without a thought I marched towards them, fighting down a rush of anger as I saw my Niece.

    She was dressed in something that was somewhere between a mini-skirt and what a stripper would wear while working. Beneath her was a young upstart with his nose pierced, jeans ripped and a hair that was liable to poke someone’s eye out. My systems immediately registered him as one of the kids from the News bulletin, along with several others gathered at the table.
    I stormed over my servos hissing with anger. Penny caught a glimpse of me, her face was priceless. She was whispering something to the lapdog underneath her as I finally came to a halt. The group fell silent at for once in their lives most likely and as she scrambled off I had to violently resist the urge to knock out the punk she had been using as a chair as I glimpsed a hand sneak out from her skirt.

    “Get in the car.” I started my voice crackling a little as binary slipped in from somewhere.
    My niece stared at me disgusted.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:35 No.7430303
    This needs to be archived.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:36 No.7430323
    I am attracted to your imagination.

    Not neccesarily the doggy part, but you seem to have a good mind for kinky.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:55 No.7430547

    Thanks. I just know a girl who is into all sorts of awful stuff, after a while hanging out with her you end up with a really dirty mind.

    The name of one of her characters is a slang word for taking a piss in our house, that oughtta give you some idea.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)22:15 No.7430828
    already is and not by my hand. Though it also got a negative one off the bat.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/04/10(Mon)22:23 No.7430943
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    alright I'm over at a fellow fat guys house for the night. I think I'll take it easy for the time being and repost what I have so far and add onto it either tomorrow or the next day if /tg/ so wishes.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)22:34 No.7431068

    Now we need that succubus wedding story finished.
    >> grimdark Writefag 01/05/10(Tue)00:53 No.7432997
    Hey don't look at me I don't even know what the was about.

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