Oh shit I still have these saved somewhere.

I am lazy, and these mildly entertain my interest. Are these on thisisnotatrueending?

What will you do, Wanderer?

>>13345147

Hide!

>>13345116

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

All the other LQ episodes are here.

keep it coming anon

>>13345147
Ready gun. How many bullets do we have? Don't shoot unless the people coming down the road are obviously hostile - attempt to parlay.

No room for stealth, keep Revolver at hand just in-case they are hostile. Id also recommend hiding the body
>>13345147

>>13345153
>Hide!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

To roll a die, type

dice 1d12
or
noko dice 1d12

in the email field.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13345172

rolled 4 = 4

Grab the stuff and the body, hide behind those hills as best you can, and hope they don't notice the fire. Keep revolver on hand. Hope they're not hostile.

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 11 = 11

>>13345332

follow them at a distance to see where they are going.

>>13345386

rolled 6 = 6

>>13345386
This, but definitely stay hidden. These assholes are heavily armed, and probably won't like anybody following them.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13345317
By the way, those are some happy fuckin' slaves.

rolled 11 = 11

Upon arrival at their supposed destination, set up a small camp out of sight and out of mind and await them

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 3 = 3

Try to pit the army against the slavers and clean up whats left! Take a pot shot or two from hiding, the slavers are the only ones visable!

rolled 6 = 6

Get behind the slavers, and fire a single shot on the army guys from such an angle that it looks like the slavers shot it Hopefully, this should spark a fight between the two, taking out one and at least weakening the other, leaving the slaves, the truck, and their gear with which to do as we please.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13345583
FUCK THE POLICE

GO FOR THE ARMY

>>13345626

rolled 8 = 8

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 1 = 1

Uh oh.

Take cover, fire back, and hope the slavers aren't working with the army!

rolled 11 = 11

>>13345747

What he said.

>>13345733
>>13345747
goddammit

>>13345747

rolled 3 = 3

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 1 = 1

>>13345817
Throw hatchet to stick the guy in the red hat. The other thing doesn't look like a ranged weapon.

>>13345834

Throw dat axe

rolled 12 = 12

>>13345841

Disregard that, hadn't seen your other image.
Stick the guy with the rotary saw with the axe.

rolled 5 = 5

I bet that the slaves are high level criminals(rape, murder) that the local police and law enforcement (what exist) can't keep forever so they make a profit of them....or a couple dirty military personnel.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13345834
Axe his face, that's probably the only thing we can do here.

>>13345841
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ASSHOLE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED, STOP POSTING.

>>13345854
>>13345841
>>13345920

>Disregard that, hadn't seen your other image.

Nice tunnel visage broseph.

>>13345854

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

>>13345963

Pick up saw and throw it at other guy

>>13345975
>Pick up saw and throw it at other guy

Roll a d12 to throw it!

>>13345975

how do I noko and roll at the same time? noko+dice+1d12?

>>13345993

rolled 5 = 5

Good, now make a mad dive for the gun and shoot the guy with the crossbow!

Trying to roll again, fucks sake

>>13345963

shoot the guy with the musket looking staff thingy

rolled 11 = 11

Are you shitting me, this is for the saw throw roll.

rolled 5 = 5

Testing if this works.

rolled 7 = 7

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13346074
Shoot first. In the face if possible.

rolled 12 = 12

>>13346074
Uh, throw sand in his eye's!

>>13346083

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346218
Well fuck. Load save.

rolled 5 = 5

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 12 = 12

play dead and watch it

rolled 3 = 3

>>13346280
free the slaves, get old lucky and get ready to fight the mutants with the slaves

>>13346280
Pull one of the bolts out and stab the mutant in the throat.

rolled 6 = 6

>>13346280
Act casual like, then find some way to patch up those chest-wounds.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13346280
Oh, fuck. Rip the arrows out, grab the gun and the axe, and run.

FUCK YEAH LEGO QUEST IS BACK!

FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13346280

Grab that crossbow and shoot the first mutant square in his face

>>13346289

rolled 1 = 1

>>13346328
fart

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13346345
remove a skewer and throw it at the mutant

rolled 12 = 12

>>13346345

Grab gun, shoot mutant when he's done with that soldier

rolled 2 = 2

>>13346345

Summon the strength and rip out both skewers simultaneously, then throw them at the mutants.

Oh fuck yes I missed this

rolled 7 = 7

>>13346345
Find a way to not bleed to death. Because holy fuck those things in the chest look like they hurt.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13346332
Try to summon the strength to rip out the skewers, grab the gun, and shoot the mutants while heading for that damned truck.

Try to grab Ol' Lucky, too.

>>13346342
>Fart
>critical failure

rolled 7 = 7

Actually fuck that, grab that gun and help out the soldier

>>13346361
Prolapse!

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346396
EXPLOSIVE prolapse!

rolled 1 = 1

grab gun and help soldier...if soldier is down or is beyond your expertise....get his buddy to help

rolled 12 = 12

Chest bump the other mutant, and stab the skewer into its face!

rolled 12 = 12

check soldier's pulse and condition, see if alive and can be saved.

>>13346482
>critical hit

Not only is he ok, you cured his cancer and replaced all the broken parts with bionics lol

rolled 2 = 2

>>13346450
See if there's a medkit in the truck, the solider's not going anywhere. Probably. We need to stop ourselves from dying right now.

rolled 10 = 10

It's time to check up on those slaves, also time to patch up the bloody mess that has been made of our ribcage.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13346533

Ask him wtf is goin on

rolled 5 = 5

>>13346533
take his moustache

rolled 1 = 1

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13346559
Ask the guard what he'll give for a quickie.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13346559
Convince the soldier to help you save the slaves!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13346559
Blast the mutants, of course.

rolled 11 = 11

I guess it's time to save the day or something.

Better shoot fast so you can get to patching wounds.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13346559
Save the slaves, enslave the mutants

rolled 8 = 8

>>13346559

Toss the axe to the slaves so they can defend themselves, and try to rev up the circular saw thing to finish of the mutants. They're so preoccupied with the slaves they should make easy work.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346559
Shoot the mutants. Carefully. We're not nearly strong enough to go CQC right now. Try not to hit the slaves, if we can help it. Then look in the damn truck for a medkit before we bleed out.

>>13346572

Roll a d12 for yourself and another one for your dubious acquaintance, Wanderer!

rolled 12, 7 = 19

>>13346637
Time to shoot

rolled 3 = 3

For great justice!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13346637

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346637

FIRE EVERYTHING

rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>13346637
rollin

OH SHIT, LEGO QUEST!

rolled 7 = 7

Roll a d12 for whatever you and/or the soldier do, Wanderer!

>>13346713

OH

rolled 4 = 4

>>13346719
Wait for him to take out the zombie, then take him out.

rolled 6 = 6

>>13346719
Finish them with the quickness, we ain't got time for all this bleeding!

rolled 2, 7 = 9

Convenient how the wimminz survived. Go family-style on 'em.

rolled 7, 12 = 19

>>13346719
Defeat the mutant with kung-fu in an attempt to arrouse the female captives

>>13346734
>critical arousal role

Orgy time

>>13346726

>>13346793
Helmet save check

rolled 10 = 10

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

rolled 1 = 1

>>13346800
forgot the roll

rolled 6 = 6

>>13346801
Throw the mutant at him

rolled 11 = 11

>>13346801
Toss the mutant at him

rolled 3 = 3

>>13346809

Roll a d12 and link to this post...

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346846

rolled 1 = 1

Shoot him in the back and swing the mutant around at the asshole. Then get to the damned truck, we're about to bleed out, I'm sure.

rolled 9 = 9

Is it just me or do these mutants look allot like creepers?

>>13346848

>>13346891
Shooting him is not trhowing him at the soldier

>>13346904
No, but it is getting out of the grapple your low roll got yourself in by the most expedient means.

Also it's late and I'm loopy~

>>13346904
Maybe the Wanderer doesn't have the strength of a Spaceman of FUTURON.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13346931
Fine

Shoot the soldier now then

rolled 6 = 6

>>13346891
Fine, don't throw the mutant at him. Shoot him in the back now, at least.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13346934
Based on the shitty rolls so far I'd say you're right.

We need to find a way to call upon the spirit of adventure

[spoiler] Also Bennie's critical transformation was one of the greatest moments in /tg/ history[/spoiler]

rolled 1 = 1

>>13346977
Hello Penthouse.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13346977
Ask them where the slaver base is

This is awesome!

What will you do, Wanderer?

>>13346931
>low roll
>10

we're boned

rolled 11 = 11

>>13346993
"Where were they taking you?"

rolled 5 = 5

>>13347005
Also where they took them from.

>>13346981
Ah, rolling 1's for seduction. Classic lego quest.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13347073
>warlord
Sounds like he probably has some nice wheels.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13347073
>warlord

Looks like we found our target

Time to replace him >:)

rolled 2 = 2

I think it's time to get some kind of medical assistance, we are kind of lame from blood loss.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13347131

Seconded.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13347131
LEGOMAN DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO BLEED

rolled 8 = 8

What will you do, Wanderer?

>>13347145
go to cleanwater

rolled 6 = 6

Check the shit out of everything. The truck and all of the bodies. Gather loot. Check out wounds.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13347145
See if the Jeep works

It's time to kick this adventure, into overdrive

>>13347145
>>13347145
WATCH OUT SHE IS GOING FOR THE GUN

rolled 3 = 3

>>13347155
my bad, go to cleanwater

rolled 8 = 8

>>13347145
FUCKING GRANNY!
Don't you dare touch that gun!
Do we have to shoot everyone in this godforsaken hell hole?

We will BREAK YOU!

Also Fucking damn time for healing

rolled 9 = 9

LOOT LOOT LOOT

rolled 11 = 11

>>13347145

Guys like us don't get second chances, but some things are just worth fighting for. Let's kick this quest into overdrive!

What I'm saying is load everyone still standing into the truck, and drive off down the road.

rolled 12 = 12

>>13347195
ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOR THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE!!!!

BREAK GRANNY'S FUCKING DENTURES!

>>13347203
>12

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Wanderer!

>>13347203
well fuck me

>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203
>>13347203

rolled 7 = 7

talk her out of it, use your epic diplomacy

>>13347203

rolled 5 = 5

>>13347208

Spin around with your arm raised, pushing the gun out of the way, then grab the barrel of the gun and punch grandma in the throat.

She is old, she has bad reflexes.

>>13347203

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 5, 11, 5, 12 = 33

>>13347258
Check area for loot, loot grandmother, check if jeep works, diplomacy grandaughter to assist you

rolling respective dice

rolled 5 = 5

>>13347258
rape, behind that bush

rolled 3 = 3

>>13347258

Exchange freedom for sexual favors.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13347258
rape

rolled 6 = 6

>>13347258
Shoot her in the face.

rolled 4, 9, 4, 6 = 23

>>13347266
>diplomacy daughter
>12

"Clearly you just saw your grandmother return my gun and the procedde to smash her own dentures through her brain. Now come with me my darling, adventure awaits"

Lol

>>13347266

Don't forget to grab Old Lucky OP!

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 5 = 5

>>13347346
inb4 she drives off

>>13347346
Tie her up and loot everything.

rolled 1, 8, 12, 6 = 27

>>13347346
Check dead slavers for loot, then ask if girl would like to join me on my quest to search the wasteland for fancy hats

rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>13347357
whoops rolled 2 dice too many, re-rolling

rolled 3, 5, 3, 10 = 21

>>13347346
get her out of the jeep before she pisses off, tie her up with the grandmother, loot, then go to cleanwater

rolls respectivly

>>13347350
girls can't drive stick, especially an old Willy's

rolled 7 = 7

This Warlord character is bound to have some fancy hats, let's go find him!

rolled 1 = 1

GET THE GIRL OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE SHE DRIVES OFF, DAMN IT

rolled 1 = 1

deconstruct all surrounding blocks and rebuild them into a helicopter, then fly off into the sunset

rolled 2 = 2

rape the young one, to show you are not the guy to fuck with

rolled 3 = 3

>>13347428
Duck tape guns together

rolled 8 = 8

>>13347436
On top of her grandma

Final decision:

What will you do, Wanderer?

rolled 9 = 9

>>13347428
you could always make this

craft roll

rolled 2 = 2

>>13347436
>>13347436
to assert alpha male status
also eat the grandmother, as i recall you never did finish your hand...

rolled 9 = 9

Kill and eat them. You never got to finish your hand earlier

Questioning and then executions. We were just eating a dude an hour ago. This isn't a softer world.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13347448
rape

Bring them in the truck with you, still chained. Offer them as tribute to the warlord

rolled 3 = 3

>>13347448
Ask them what they want to do

rolled 10 = 10

>>13347451
Best. Plan. Ever.
...
Seriously, this.

>>13347507
>>13347507
WUT MASTER? WHAT DO THEY SAY?

THE END

>>13347527
Awwww shit

rolled 12 = 12

>>13347527
Make some jerky so it doesnt spoil. Make all this meat last for a rainy day

Thank you for yet another fantastic thread

Life's hard in the post-brick world.

rolled 12 = 12

Nutballs, now we are eating our plot hooks and we still haven't got our wounds patched up

>>13347544
We need energy and nutrients to heal.

so why did we save them in the 1st place?
why not rape the younger?
looks like the grandmom was right about you
AND
what happened to the solder? did he just walk away?

>>13347557
>rape
We maybe we a cannibal. But we're not a rapist.

Thank you to all the people that played tonight!

I hope you had fun!

>>13346719
Thanks for this awesome quest. You inspired me to run something similar on a small forum.

I have just one question though: What do you use to "glue" some of the pieces on the minifigures? I don't want to harm any of my legos.

>>13347578
I am so not a raper.

>>13347600
>What do you use to "glue" some of the pieces on the minifigures?

Sticky-tack. Someone told me that there's a transparent kind of tack, but I've never seen it.

Will you ever tell us what happened between the two adventures?

>>13347578
>>13347578
>>13347601
>>13347601
but a guy has NEEEEEDS

rolled 1 = 1

>>13347625
This is legoquest sir~

We don't get none till the quest is over, despite our best efforts

>>13347618
Right, thanks. I'm not in the US but I'll see if I can find something similar here. I hope I can make my little quest as awesome as yours are. Yes, I will get some extra practice with the camera before I start.

>>13347622
>Will you ever tell us what happened between the two adventures?

Probably not directly, but you never know what the future holds!

>>13347644
Honey frowns on our cannibalism.

>>13347642
If you've got one, I'd suggest giving your LEGOs a good pass-over with a compressor. It's a hell of a lot quicker than dusting them by hand.

>>13347642
>Yes, I will get some extra practice with the camera before I start.

Two words: macro mode.

Does anyone know where you can get older lego pieces in bulk for cheap? These threads are an inspiration and make me want to get back into brickwars

>>13347656
I'll try that, thanks.

>>13347655
I don't, so I've got some dusting to do. Thanks for the advice though.

>>13347675
>Does anyone know where you can get older lego pieces in bulk for cheap?

You can buy unsorted Legos by the pound on eBay. There's also Bricklink (google it), which is a great source for hard-to-find parts.

>>13347690
Thanks for the info LQ!

>>13347675
Other than ebay, craigs list and the like, I assume?
www.bricklink.com
Biggest Lego marketplace on the internet -- Any part or set that Lego has ever made, you can find it there, in one shop or another. I guarantee it.

any idea when we can expect the next lego quest?

>>13347721
>any idea when we can expect the next lego quest?

If people are around in about 8 hours I might try to run something else before New Year's.

>>13347740
i am in Australia and new year starts in two hours

>>13347821
Yeah, but you're on 4chan, where it's six a.m. on New Year's Eve.

>>13347850
America is not the only person o the internet and i don't pay attention to the 4chan clock

Here are all the previous Lego Quest episodes, for anyone who missed the link earlier:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

Goodnight /tg/!

Awake for an hour if people want to ask questions.

Thinking of doing another Endman's Adventures after a nap.