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    854 KB The 3rd annual Scriptarius Xmas Thread (2010) Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)05:38 No.13263140  
    Season's greeting /tg/!
    It's christmastime again so that means it's time for me to host another little thread for you all.

    The baking of a gingerbread mini has sort of become a tradition by now and this year I went for something somewhat bigger than usual. Last year when I made the Gingerbread Stompa and asked what I should bake next, you asked me to make a Gingerbread Titan.
    Well, here he is.
    I present to you

    >More pictures and info later on
    >Also to come: The 3 Xmas minis plus 2 surprise gifts

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:39 No.13263149
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)05:40 No.13263161
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    This year the votes weren't as close as before, but the competition was as heated as ever.

    The winner was the 40k Nativity, which some of you may recall as the runner up in the 2008 votes, with 61 votes
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/23/10(Thu)05:41 No.13263163
    Dear Monolith. That's awesome. How did you make it? What do you need to make it?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:41 No.13263166
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:41 No.13263171
    oh dear god. WHAT

    you better fucking decorate that
    >> Servant of the Emperor 12/23/10(Thu)05:43 No.13263185
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    I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)05:43 No.13263190
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    Unlike earlier, this year I felt like changing the game a little and decided to make the top 3 candidates rather than just the winner.

    Coming in second was Santa Slann with 52 votes
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:44 No.13263195
    ...wow. Dude, send a picture of that to GW. I bet you ten bucks it's in the next White Dwarf.

    You got mad skillz, brah.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)05:45 No.13263209
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    And in 3rd place was Cultist Chan with 27 votes.
    Sadly I misplaced her santa hat...

    >The technical runner up was Sleighnids with 14 votes, so it'll have a place in the 2011 vote
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:49 No.13263229
    Where plastic fails, GINGERBREAD PREVAILS!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:49 No.13263232
    Oh... My... God...

    I bet it tastes amazing too, can I eat it?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:51 No.13263250
    You'll have to get us a picture when you find it/make a new one.
    >> Slaaneshi whore lord 12/23/10(Thu)05:53 No.13263257
    hey scripty I don't care how you made her but I desie one, how much would I have to pay you to craft me a cultist-chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:53 No.13263262
    Genius quote!

    Scripty mah boi, I must admit, the size of your works is starting to intimidate me greatly.
    But all in all, this is awesome and you should feel awesome. Merry Christmas, to you and everyone else!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:54 No.13263273

    holy shit Scriptarius you're alive! MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU MAGNIFICENT PERSON!

    i'd hope this thread stays up all week! (sticky that is!)
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)05:55 No.13263274
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    Glad you like it
    >That's awesome.
    >How did you make it?
    First I drew up some rough blueprints and tested the main shapes with cardboard.
    I started from the feet up, using flower pots, beer cans and wooden rods to bend the hot gingerbread into curved shapes.
    I admit I had to use some glue because sugar and frosting simply would not hold. The finished thing stands 3 feet tall and I don't even know how much it weighs.
    >What do you need to make it?
    I used store-bought dough, sugar and glue.
    Also various cans and stuff for shaping.
    I've been on the fence about that. I made some rough drafts on what the decoration might look like in photoshop but I wasn't happy with any of them.
    It's ok, noone's looking
    You wouldn't happen to have their email adress on you, now would you?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:56 No.13263282
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    I agree. You WILL deocrate this, and you WILL dens pictures to White Dwarf. Also someone pre-emptively archvie thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:57 No.13263290
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    Wizard Shep approves.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)05:58 No.13263297
    This is awesome. Good job!
    >> Mr. Kharn !KHARN/0ekk 12/23/10(Thu)06:00 No.13263301
    this thread deserves to be stickied! the fucking awesome!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:00 No.13263304
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    Zog me, its bootiful.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:02 No.13263314
    HA! I like your attitude!
    That reminds me, I got some free custom dogtags as a gift so now I have a set that reads "Remember: When magic fails, steel prevails"
    The other one has "If you can read this you are within CQC distance"
    I'll work on that later today
    I really dunno how to price my work... I always end up feeling like I'm trying to rip people off no matter how low I drop it...
    Sorry, it has some glue in it...
    Also I doubt it tastes too great, it's kinda dry.
    And the same to you, good sir!
    Indeed, I don't know if I can upscale my work any more.
    Well we CAN all email moot and ask for a little christmas present from him.

    >Next up: Gingerperor facts!
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:08 No.13263363
    Scriptarius, I wonder what will you do next year from gingerbread. This is so fuckawesome that it will be hard to beat it.
    A 1:1 gingermarine perhaps?
    >> Slaaneshi whore lord 12/23/10(Thu)06:09 No.13263365
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    well in that case I'll put my email in the field, and we can wheel and deal from there if you wish.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:09 No.13263368
    >Indeed, I don't know if I can upscale my work any more.

    Yeeeah, well, that's what I thought after the stompa. I'm not gonna fall for that again.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:09 No.13263373
    Oh dear god
    >> Slaaneshi whore lord 12/23/10(Thu)06:11 No.13263379
    what the shit why didn't my email take?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:11 No.13263380
    GWs e-mail is [something]@games-workshop.co.uk

    Sadly I can only find customer support [orders] job application and how to become a stockist.

    You could try sending a pic to Dan Abnett on facebook. He tends to reply quickly.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:11 No.13263384
    Use it as a playable apoc model. Drink all of the tears.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 12/23/10(Thu)06:13 No.13263393
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    Pretty boss there Script.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:14 No.13263403
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    -I started planning this in January
    -I started working on it in May
    -It took 7 months to finish
    -It's 970mm (~38 inches) tall
    -The original design included a small belly dome, an anti-air gun and some banners. These were later dropped because they didn't look good.
    -I was going to decorate it but couldn't come up with a good looking plan
    -I have no idea how much it weighs, but I'd assume at least 10kg
    -The diameter of the largest gun is so big a space marine can stand inside it
    -There are several failed spare parts, including 3 towertops, a foot, some gun barrels and several large plates.
    -It almost tipped over a few times so I needed to add ballast to the back to stop it from self-destructing
    -I had to keep it next to a fan and a dehumidifier to stop the gingerbread from becoming soft and moist
    -It's so huge I doubt I can fit it into my apartment reasonably

    I can answer any other questions you may have about it as well.

    Please leave a comment on my Deviantart too if you feel like it
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 12/23/10(Thu)06:15 No.13263412
    Will Slaanesh eat it?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:15 No.13263414
    Once upon a time a elegan/tg/entleman lived in a cottage. One day the elegan/tg/entleman made a Gingerbread Titan. He put it in the oven to bake.

    The elegan/tg/entleman was very hungry and wanted to eat the Gingerbread Titan. As soon as it was cooked, the elegan/tgentleman opened the oven door. The Gingerbread Titan jumped out of the

    tin and fired its Caramel Annihilator shouting, "ENGAGING TARGETS".

    The elegan/tg/entleman took cover behind his couch. "Stop! Stop!" he yelled. The Gingerbread Titan did not cease fire. He targeted the elegan/tg/entleman saying,
    It fired its Gatling Chocolate Chip Blaster, destorying both the couch and the elegan/tg/entleman. The Gingerbread Titan wandered outside.

    A pig happened upon the Gingerbread Titan. It fired at the pig, and the pig tried to run away. "Stop! Stop! I'm not trying to eat you!" shouted the pig. The Gingerbread Titan was too

    powerful. It fired the Syrup Cannon and destroyed the pig. It said "DIE, FOUL SLAVE OF NURGLE. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY WRATH. I AM THE GINGERBREAD TITAN."
    >> IDEA FOR POSSIBLE NEXT PROJECT Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:15 No.13263417
    This might be one of the few things in 40k which can be more epic than a titan in gingerbread form: a battleship.

    OR, how about a lifesize Space Marine? All 8 feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:15 No.13263420

    Suddenly, there was a flood. A torrent of water threatened to engulf the entire valley. If the Gingerbread Titan absorbed any of that deadly water, it would start to crumble. A sly fox came

    out from behind a tree. "I can help you survive the flood," said the fox. "Jump on to my tail and I will swim across."
    "YOU ARE A LOYAL SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR?" said the Gingerbread Titan.
    "Of course," said the fox. "And I just want to help."

    The Gingerbread Titan climbed on the fox's tail. The fox began to swim idly while the flood covered the countryside. Soon the Gingerbread Titan began to get wet. "Climb onto my back," said

    the fox. So the Gingerbread Titan did. As he swam the fox said, "You are too heavy. I am tired. Jump onto my nose." So the Gingerbread Titan did as he was told.
    No sooner had the flood dissipated, then the fox tossed the Gingerbread Titan up in the air. He opened his mouth and "Snap!" - the Gingerbread Titan was all gobbled up.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:16 No.13263427

    Then, without warning, a brown candy sword stabbed out of the fox's stomach. "BLASPHEMING SCION OF TZEENTCH, YOU DIE TODAY," said the Gingerbread Titan as he used his Toffeeblade to carve his way out of the fox. "I AM A GINGERBREAD TITAN. I AM THE FIST OF THE EMPEROR, AND THIS IS HIS DIVINE WILL," said the Gingerbread Titan, and he fired his Caramel Annihilator at the fox, sending the foul daemon back to the warp.
    >> Slaaneshi whore lord 12/23/10(Thu)06:18 No.13263431
    thats cause all emails go through customer support as they respond fastest.

    I would recommend putting in the title "question about white dwarf"

    and then for the context "is this a good enough job to be in your next white dwarf magazine?" and post the pics right below it.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:19 No.13263437
    Where do you keep it, if not in your apartment?

    Also, I don't know if it's your sheer powerlevel, but you look like the apex of neckbeardity while somehow being clean-shaven. This is a compliment.

    >Beeck, Lerfeek
    I don't know if captcha's as impressed, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:20 No.13263442
    Well, somebody just posted a link to the DeviantArt page on ADB's blog.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:22 No.13263452
    It's the dancer-like stance, coupled with the tucked in jumper, and receding hairline.
    You sir, are a god among men
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:22 No.13263457
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    There are no words.

    It's... it's... beautiful.
    >> Servant of the Emperor 12/23/10(Thu)06:22 No.13263458
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    It has a happy ending after all!
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:23 No.13263467
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    As soon as I/someone come(s) up with a decent decoration plan and/or gives me the adress to send pictres to.
    I would love to see it stickied but I feel a bit selfish asking moot to do it for me.
    Dat it iz
    I guess you could say that
    Wearable gingerbread power armour was on the idea list.
    That, and a full chapter of gingerbread marines-
    K, I'll save the adress so we can talk. If you have MSN I'm available pretty much all day err day
    The only thing larger than a Emperor Titan I can think of is 40k scale BFG models, or maybe Ordinati.
    More like oh dear Emperor amirite
    Thanks for the info, you're a real bro.
    I'll get on that after I've replied to everyone here
    I'd die of salt overdose before round 3
    Bake a titan - LIKE A BOSS
    Post some photos - LIKE A BOSS

    >Legoman for scale purposes only, not included
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:24 No.13263472
    I thought you spent the whole year getting shot at by russians? How'd you find the time?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:27 No.13263484
    Kato perkele.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:28 No.13263492

    fucking awesome.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:34 No.13263527
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    This may or may not lead to the birth of Ynnead
    I read the Titan's lines in the voice of the DoW Dreadnaught.
    You, sir, are made of win!
    The Gingermarine Battle Barges Eternal Delicious and Over of War
    Seems like worth a shot
    I keep in in my makeshift workshop in my old room at my grandma's house. I used to live there as a teenager so my since-empty room was perfect for this project.
    The only facial hair I seem to be able to grow is a neckbeard, which I need to shave off like every other day. I dunno if that is in any way related.
    Whoever did that, thanks bro!
    Someone mind linking me to said blog?
    Hah, that's one of the most accurate descriptions of me I've seen.
    After all the time and effort it took, it damn well should be.
    There is no stopping the Gingerperor!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:34 No.13263528
    once again you have outdone your self Scrip, it is amazing you should see if GW would let you field it in a tournament
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:36 No.13263536
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    I got discharged due to medical reasons, namely my old migranes that flared up again.
    Sepä se
    I guess I should get on it then
    >> Slaaneshi whore lord 12/23/10(Thu)06:40 No.13263549
    >K, I'll save the adress so we can talk. If you have MSN I'm available pretty much all day err day

    don't have it but I'll download it just to talk turkey with you.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:43 No.13263565
    Right here, mate. Comments section of the latest topic. Don't know when he'll actually get around to reading it, tho.

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:44 No.13263568

    Words just can't describe the awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:48 No.13263583
    On sight, I will collapse on my knees and accept you as my spiritual liege, discarding Wrongboat Galleyman for good. Also I will buy you a round drinks
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:51 No.13263604
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    Right, I added you to my contacts.
    Hell, I'll slap my email in the field too incase you/anyone else wants it for whatever malicious purposes you feel like using it for.
    Thank ye kindly good sir
    Guess we'll need to make up a word then.

    >Ok I looked up Dan on Facebook, I'll send him the pic now
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:54 No.13263618
    Oooo, keep us updated.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)06:59 No.13263642
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    I'm always up for a round of drinks!
    Sent, now to sit down and wait for a reply.
    I think I'll also post one to GW as soon as I locate that adress
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)06:59 No.13263645
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    I denounce my faith and declare Scriptarius my new spiritual liege.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:14 No.13263699
    If I wasn't a shy neckbeardy wanker I'd offer my mad painting skillz for Scripty as a fellow mad Finn.

    You can't paint but you can build, my good man. Keep up the good work.
    >> Da Red KOmmanda 12/23/10(Thu)07:16 No.13263706

    Forgot mah namefield, like a muthafucka!

    Not that I ever post in any case...
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:16 No.13263707
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    >this whole thread
    >> COMMISSAR FORON !!NbubB9jqLRJ 12/23/10(Thu)07:16 No.13263710
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    Fuck me sideways with a french kipper, it's glorious.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:18 No.13263715
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    There will never be a mini more glorious than Gingemperor.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:26 No.13263754
    /tg/ - getting shit done.

    Just spectacular.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/23/10(Thu)07:31 No.13263778
    Ok. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:39 No.13263812
    Scriptarius earned the title of Paragon in a particularly awesome thread. Today he has outdone even himself.
    Elegen/tg/entlemen, Scripty needs a promotion. What shall his new title be?
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)07:40 No.13263819
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    With all these commets I might have to change my title from Paragon to Spiritual Liege soon
    I could always mail stuff to you
    On the other hand ol' Dranon has also been asking for my minis along with a few other anons, so I need to figure something out.
    That was my intention. 2010 is a nice round number so I thought I might as well pull out all the stops.

    Speaking of which I'll get to those surpirse gifts I mentioned at the beginning in a while. I still need to finish up a few things with one of them and run a quick errand for the other.
    I might need to run to the store for one but I think we can arrange that
    Well, not before next year at least.
    It's what we do.
    I'm not going to start letting you guys down any time soon. After all I got you 4 xmas gifts and my father none.

    From GW
    >Thank you for your mail to the Customer Service Team.
    >Whilst we try to answer most mails within 48 hours, sometimes this is not possible due to busy periods.
    >If your request is urgent then, please be aware that you can contact us on (0044) 0 115 914 0000 and the Customer Service team will be able to help you further.
    Nothing from Dan or moot yet though.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:41 No.13263829
    His rank should be changed to Scriptarius because that's the only word I can think of that's awesome enough to describe Scriptarius.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:44 No.13263842
    I vote for High Lord.
    Or failing that, Lord Commander
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:47 No.13263848
    We should give this guy a Macharian cross
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:47 No.13263852
    You have overcome Calgar.

    You have overcome even the dread Ward.

    You are the overking, my spiritual liege.
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    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:51 No.13263863
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    Goddamn we need a reference to Script in /tg/station13

    Maybe a gingerbred mech suit.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:52 No.13263867
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    Emailed moot about a sticky. Hopefully he sees the thread before it 404's.
    I love these threads and you have outdone yourself this time good sir. A true masterpiece.
    >> Tezzeret the Pimp 12/23/10(Thu)07:53 No.13263872
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    No problem man, if you wank more details feel free to ask
    Well, I don't like to blow my own horn but even I admit this was a pretty noteworthy project.
    Aww :3
    I'm perfectly ok with this
    Is 3 years of service enough for one?
    I guess I'll need to write some kinda of Codex Convertes soon
    As do I
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:55 No.13263883
    What the cocking shitfuck balls is going on here, man? Scriptarius confirmed for Emperor in disguise.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:57 No.13263894
    So, following the general escalation in scale of Scriptarius' gingerbread models, can we expect a life-size Landraider for 2012?
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)07:58 No.13263898
    It would truly be a honour
    Getting a sticky would truly make me happy. Thankyou good sir.
    Indeed, I agree. I have outdone myself. Best not let it go to my head though.
    Truly it is, and what a glorious christmas it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)07:59 No.13263905
    Swear with me brothers - when some shitspammer or newfag berates Scriptarius for posting with a name, we will hunt the fuckwit down and ruin him.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:00 No.13263909
    Scriptarius, you've done it again!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:01 No.13263915
    By getting your hands on the Scripture of Scriptarius and the brain of another player, the chef can create one Breadnought that functions in a similar way to borgs.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:01 No.13263918
    Jesus Christ Script, this almost makes up for you cutting your hair.

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:04 No.13263925
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    Godomot Script. Godomot.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:05 No.13263926
    It was a Merry Christmas after all.
    Merry Christmas, Scripty!
    And Merry Christmas, /tg/!
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)08:05 No.13263929
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    I discovered a fragmented STC for the Oven of War
    The only things I can scale up to anymore are BFG in 40k scale, 40k in =][=nquisitor scale and 40k in 1:1 scale.
    Now now, everyone is a newfag at first.
    Forgive them for their lack of knowledge and teach them rather than hate them. Indeed, how could they have known. I doubt anyone reads the entire suptg archive before posting here.
    I promised I would and I'm a man of my word.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)08:14 No.13263957
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    >Hi Markus

    >Thanks for the email, that’s fantastic!!! It really mad us smile here in Customer Services, I’ve forward this on to the chaps that wrote our What’s New Today, (web daily update) and White Dwarf.

    >Figures crossed it’ll end up in one of them, we certainly hope it does.

    >Again nice work and Merry Christmas.

    >Kyle Workman
    >Games Workshop Customer Services
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:14 No.13263959
    And such strong words!
    Emperical Blessings upon thee!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:15 No.13263961
    Emperial even.
    I'm gonna have my head chopped for this.
    >> Da Red Kommanda 12/23/10(Thu)08:15 No.13263965

    I'll just add yo' ass on messenger just in case. I'd be willing to just paint some shit for you and even send 'em back if I'm bored enough.

    >the Parantly
    Is it just me or are the captchas getting more awesome by the minute?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:16 No.13263967

    GREATNESS! I am so happy for you!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:16 No.13263968
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:16 No.13263969
    Either that person has a really poor grasp of spelling or they're not joking about you making them excited.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:16 No.13263970
    >Script's real name confirmed for Markus

    Goddamn even his real name sounds imperial.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)08:17 No.13263971
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    Heh, I like it
    I'm working on the hair but I keep getting conflicting statements on what length looks best.
    >poc rolotod
    And the same to you, good sir. You, and every fa/tg/uy out there!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:18 No.13263973
    And apparently his surname is Moisio. It's like damn, what kind of surname is...

    >Kyle Workman

    >> Da Red Kommanda 12/23/10(Thu)08:18 No.13263974

    Now with added email action so you know it's me who's harassing you.

    And I know I'll regret posting any mail on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:22 No.13263986
    Kick. ASS! Congrats, bro!
    >> The Pole 12/23/10(Thu)08:23 No.13263991
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    Holy shitting dicknipples this thread is amazing! Paragon you are a credit to your 40k brethren
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:24 No.13263997

    I like you, please come over to my house and fuck my gf.
    It would be an honour.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:25 No.13264001
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    WOO! Awesome.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/23/10(Thu)08:25 No.13264002
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)08:31 No.13264028
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    If typos are a reason for head loss, mine should be stuck in a dwarven atomsmasher...
    Nah, /tg/ is mature enough to not fuck around with people's emails. I've never had to regret my actions and I've posted my mail like 12 times by now.
    This was a triumph ♫
    Well the reply came pretty fast to I'd go with the latter.
    That's probably the first time I've heard that.
    Fun fact: nobody calls me Markus, not even my parents.
    It's Estonian/Ye olde Finnish I think. Means mansion / big house or something to that effect.
    Also it's a pretty common surname it seems.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:32 No.13264037
    your parents call you scripty? ;)
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:41 No.13264059
    His parents call him 'Sir'

    >exertle OEDIPUS

    Captcha thinks his mother should call him 'lover'...?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:42 No.13264065
    I've heard being within a 5 meter radius of Scripty can actually induce multiple orgasms.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:44 No.13264072
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    Posting in a thread made of Legendary.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:47 No.13264080
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    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)08:48 No.13264083
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    Here's hoping they pick the one with me making a stupid face
    This is my gift to /tg/, because I love you guys more than I love women it seems.
    I think we should be able to arrange that.
    When would be ok for you?
    On this I agree
    Olemme molemmat
    Nah, they just hardly ever mention me by name
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 12/23/10(Thu)08:49 No.13264090
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    Goddamn. I always knew it'd be impressive, but the finished article really is quite breathtaking.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:49 No.13264091
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    Tämä lanka...se on niin kaunis.

    Oi Scriptarius, jos voisin, harrastaisin kuumaa homoseksiä kanssasi kaiket yöt, paijaten kaunista, kimaltelevaa tukkaasi samalla kun kirjoitan siitä eeppistä runoelmaa jonka rinnalla Kalevala ja Horus Heresy yhdistettynä vaikuttaisi pahaiselta kaskulta.
    >> northern /k/ommando 12/23/10(Thu)08:50 No.13264094
    >This was a triumph ♫
    urgh. that song is terrible.

    anyway: congrats, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)08:56 No.13264108
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    The emperor protects.

    But a gingerbread titan doesn't hurt either.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)09:01 No.13264120
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    Not really since my grandpa is a Captain and my other (dead) grandpa was an officer as well. Forgot his rank though.
    Also my mother looks like The Boss
    >too much info
    [citation needed]
    I usually need to at least get my fingertips on you.
    And your post only makes it better
    The thing is about as stable and sturdy as glass so transporting it fromone house to another let alone overseas would be quite a gamble.
    [insert obligatory joke about my penis here]
    Kuulostaa suunnitelmalta.
    Vapaata löytyisi tuosta tapaninpäivän ja uudenvuodenaaton välistä jos haluamme pistää homman pyörimään mahdollisimman pian.
    Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:03 No.13264125
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    I've been looking forward to this thread for a week or so now. I woke up full of excitement and with no expectations of this thread being around until tonight my time. The fact that it was here when I decided to cruse 4chan before I even had breakfast has made my day! Probably also my Christmas.
    Thank you for being an elegan/tg/entleman who brings nothing but good things to /tg/!
    >> Da Red Kommanda 12/23/10(Thu)09:05 No.13264132
    >Also my mother looks like The Boss

    Doesn't that make you... Revolver Ocelot?!

    >equimeru drimples
    Oh, captcha. I love you too.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:16 No.13264149
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:17 No.13264152

    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)09:17 No.13264153
    Glad to have made your day that much better
    A very merry xmas and a delicious breakfast to you
    My dad looks more like Big Boss than The Sorrow so I dunno
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:18 No.13264156
    >Revolver Ocelot

    Spot the differences.
    Protip: Ocelot is not a living god.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:24 No.13264168
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    I think it's safe to say we can now promote him from Paragon to High Lord.

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:29 No.13264180
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    Scriptarius, you are the God Converter of /tg/.

    May I suggest a Titan name for this wonderful creation of yours? Imperator Epulum.

    May flights of Brian Blessed sing your praises, Scriptarius.
    >> Commissar Urist McFuklaw !2RRlyIA6Zs 12/23/10(Thu)09:31 No.13264184

    Script, you are a god amoung bakers.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:31 No.13264187
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    It doesn't get any better than this.

    You my friend get the Haggard seal of HRRRRRAGGHRAAAGGHGHGAAARGGGHHARGH
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:33 No.13264192
    Alternatively, Esculentus Nex would work.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:34 No.13264195

    High Lord Scriptarius? More like God-King Scriptarius, if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:34 No.13264200
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:35 No.13264206


    i expect nothing short of a 1:1 baneblade next year with your new found structural knowledge
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:36 No.13264209
    Who is going to eat and dismantle that thing? Considering what happens to ginderbread after couple months.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:36 No.13264212
    Merry Christmas Scriptarius. You've outdone yourself, it's magnificent.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:37 No.13264215
    Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastard.

    Have you shown /ck/ yet?
    >> Da Red Kommanda 12/23/10(Thu)09:38 No.13264218

    So... Scripty is the illegitimate son of The Boss and The Big Boss? If those aren't the genes for God-Kingity then I don't know what are.
    >> 40Kfag from /m/ !!rthE8hgFXea 12/23/10(Thu)09:41 No.13264224
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    There is no adequate reaction image in the history of anything ever for a creation which clearly defies several laws of reality.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:46 No.13264244
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    Awesome. Just simply awesome!

    >shalt Crikey
    Right you are captcha, Crikey ineed.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)09:53 No.13264271
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    Even if it may sound self-glorifying, I agree
    This brings a smile to my face. It is heartwarming to know my work has value
    Also Ocelot's jacket is brown
    I'm ok with this
    I was originaly going for Eternal Victory
    >Usless Trivia: His working title was Ukko
    Ace of cakes eat your heart out
    Last year I got the wolfcunt seal of approval and now this! I might need to buy a trophy case for these soon
    I ran out of latin for a moment, translate plox
    I'm ok with that too
    >The current score is 7 after 9 votes
    Well at least someone still hates me
    Saving this shit for a later read
    The thing is already 7 months old, while Gingerbreadnaught is 48 and still going strong.
    I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Knowing that I have outdone myself in the eyes of my loved friends is a gift unlike others.
    No, do you think I should?
    Peacewalker just got very awkward in retrospect
    Now to just wait for it to rip a hole into realspace so I can ask Tzeentch for daemonhood personaly.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)09:56 No.13264284
    You should totally show /ck/. Show them what they're missing out on!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:01 No.13264305
    I second this. I would love to see their reactions.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:03 No.13264311
    co/ck/fag here. I would love to post this on my board.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:03 No.13264313
    Scriptarius, you are highly skilled in both converting and cooking, apparently. Thankyou for sharing this with /tg/. It's a better place for having you.
    >> Paragon Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)10:08 No.13264325
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    Roger, Huston, we have liftoff
    I aim to please

    Now I need to take a short break to run to the store, don't let this thing die on me, you hear?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:08 No.13264326
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    Toasting in legendary bread.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:11 No.13264345
    Scriptarius, my spiritual liege! Command me!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:18 No.13264368
    Esculentus Nexis is a translation using the unreliable internet translators of Delicious Death.

    It sounded fitting/
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:20 No.13264375
    You need to grow you hair back out. I can't get an erection with you looking like that.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:21 No.13264385
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    >OP's face when baking the titan
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:23 No.13264394
    OP is king of the nerds now. He can get all the fa/tg/uy sex he wants.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:27 No.13264418
    Are you going to paint it? Food colouring of course as it looks pretty naked with all that browny looking texture.

    That and how much would it cost to see a picture of you wearing nothing but a apron, palette and a paintbrush while striking a stylish pose?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:27 No.13264422

    It's not "OP", it's the goddamn Scriptarius, you exceptionally faggy newfags.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:29 No.13264425
    Which tends to mean some trap sex.

    Hope Scripty doesn't mind traps!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:30 No.13264431
    Every time Scrip posts /tg/ turns the homolust up to 11. I wonder if he has ever taken a fa/tg/uy up on that...

    Hey Scrip, wanna play pretend?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:31 No.13264434
    He already agreed to have steamy gay sex in his moonlanguage.

    ...I think.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:32 No.13264441
    Oh mighty god king Scriptarius,
    might I suggest you spray it with some sort of plastic sealant to preserve its infinite majesty for all of time.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)10:47 No.13264523
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    Scripty you cannot escape my eyes!

    These all came out wonderfully, and you most certainly deserve the praise you are getting.

    MSNM included in post should you ever want to chat with the Purple.

    I'm going to see about making a frosting design for you now.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:52 No.13264566
    Oh, Scriptarius, I want your babies!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:55 No.13264585
    Wow, that gingerbread titan is incredible.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)10:57 No.13264598
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    OH THIS! But instead of a 1:1 baneblade can you make a working, remote controlled, gingerbread baneblade?
    >> Is this title a bit too much? God-King Scriptarius, spiritual liege of /tg/ 12/23/10(Thu)10:59 No.13264605
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    >So much goddamn line in the store FUCK
    >Well I'm back with some dough and frosting. Guess what that means?
    >Like way back in 08 when I baked the gingerbreadnaught during the thread, I'm going to bake something for you guys again.
    >How's a Leman Russ sound?

    I love this thread too
    That it does indeed
    Closer to pic related
    Now if not before
    I kinda like the blank brown
    However I don't have an apron or a palette. My mother would have an apron but I don't think I'll go ask her for it right now.
    I would do it for a gift of Black Ops on Steam, provided I had the apron.
    While I like being called Scriptarius rather than OP, I'm not above the law so technicaly they can call me OP if they so desire.
    Nah, I swing both ways anyway. Traps are fine, waxed traps are even better.
    Sure, why not.
    My email can be found ITT
    Like I'd ever decline such an offer
    Seems like a solid idea, I'll think about it.
    Added ya
    >I'm going to see about making a frosting design for you now.
    >> kat91 12/23/10(Thu)11:09 No.13264658
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    This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:11 No.13264665
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    >> I will keep this title until someone comes up with a less extravangant one God-King Scriptarius, spiritual liege of /tg/ 12/23/10(Thu)11:15 No.13264687
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    As long as you keep them far the fuck away from me.
    I do not like babies one bit.
    Glad ya like it!
    I doubt I can learn that much about engineering, electronics and mechanics in a year. It took me 7 months to make a static titan after all.
    It's probably also the most amazing thing I've ever made
    >> Alpharius 12/23/10(Thu)11:18 No.13264699
    Fuck! I was going to get up and wait for this one, but I'm glad it's still around.

    Awesome, awesome work, and I hope it ends up on the front page of the GW site.
    >> Everyone is seriously ok with this? God-King Scriptarius, spiritual liege of /tg/ 12/23/10(Thu)11:19 No.13264704
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:19 No.13264706
    Fuck yeah, Scriptarius.
    You are the avatar of getting shit done.
    Excellent work and looking forward to your next modeltrocities.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:20 No.13264712
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    I don't... I can't even find a reaction image sufficient for this thread. This is so awesome I can't even describe it in text without feeling inadequate.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:21 No.13264718
    Make a Storm Raven. It would be hilarious if the Gingerbread one would look better than real one.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:22 No.13264723
    Dude, every time someone gives you shit about the name, just post a picture of the titan.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:24 No.13264736
    So... when is this getting stickied? I mean we had a /tg/ sticky a few weeks back when the skeleton A.I. was developed, I believe this deserves one.

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:25 No.13264740
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    >> Guess I'm keeping it then God-King Scriptarius, spiritual liege of /tg/ 12/23/10(Thu)11:26 No.13264743
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    Since nobody notices the last one, here's a distracting picture.

    I got a packet of dough and I'm gonna bake something out of it.
    What would you guys like? A Leman Russ? A Land Raider?
    Remember I only have one packet so nothing too huge.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:27 No.13264760
    Death Korps of Kringer Basilisk.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:28 No.13264762
    >> Alpharius 12/23/10(Thu)11:29 No.13264764
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    Title should be something Mars related...

    >Fabricator-General Scriptarius

    Fabricator-General is the highest rank in the Adeptus Mechanicus, and it fits with the accomplishments of Scriptarius making crazy conversions and gigantic gingerbread titans. And is also much less pretentious.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/23/10(Thu)11:29 No.13264768
    Was just browsing through your dA account.
    And awesome HUNK cosplay. Why are you so good at creating stuffs.
    Also lots of hate comments. Funny one too.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:30 No.13264769
    Gonna hafta go with the Storm Raven if that isn't too complex, with the wings and all. What the hell am I saying.. you made a goddamn imperator titan... STORM RAVEN.

    Is there a process to petition for a sticky or do we just have to hope for good fortune on the mods part?

    If it's the latter, I plead with you almighty mods. Atleast until after new years.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:30 No.13264772

    Two 1:1 models of your penis. One flacid, one erect.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:30 No.13264775
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    Hah, I remember this!

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:32 No.13264785
    Gonna hafta agree with Alpharius on this one. God-king sounds a little... heretical.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:35 No.13264800
    No, guys, guys.
    Gingerbread Golden Throne.
    With gumdrop buttons and licorice cables.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:37 No.13264807
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:37 No.13264809

    +1 for Fabricator-General
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:38 No.13264814

    Grot Tanks!

    ...with a driver/turret commander wearing a santa hat.

    Santa hired some new help this year, and this time it's WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:38 No.13264823
    large scale (reasonable size) Imperial Battle Cruiser (lunar?)
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:40 No.13264833
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:41 No.13264836
    I take back what I said about not liking Finland. Sometimes, they make cool stuff. I've also heard they have cool knives.
    >> New title 2.0: Mars Boogaloo Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)11:42 No.13264846
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    I'm not holding my breath but I am saving the email
    Oh dear, if I strung all these honourifics together I'd sound like the most overblown WoW guild ever
    Stormraven eh? Might be fun indeed
    But it IS horribly overblown
    Me and >>13263867 emailed moot, I guess you could do the same
    Maybe, maybe
    Already done in 08
    I like your style sir
    Thanks for the compliment.
    I have a fairly good "mind's eye" so to speak, I can visualize things very easily. Also since I'm not too great with sports, music or maths I focused on art and languages during school which further helped me along the path. In the end I became a game designer and amateur film maker / baker / kitbasher and I'm very ok with it.
    As for the hate comments, those are mostly from the time I was bored in job training and decided to troll random naruto yaoi fan artists and furries. Good times.

    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:44 No.13264855
    Imperial Battle Cruiser
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:47 No.13264872
    >As for the hate comments, those are mostly from the time I was bored in job training and decided to troll random naruto yaoi fan artists and furries. Good times.
    Just when I thought I couldn't love you more.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:48 No.13264880
    Scripty! Why not do some heresy? Do a Defiler! Or a Daemon!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:50 No.13264887
    DO IT
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)11:50 No.13264893
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    Not too sure gingerbread is the right material for that
    On todellakin.
    Guess I'm keeping it then
    A bit too fiddly for my tastes, but have this instead
    Sounds pretty cool
    It wouldn't be much larger than a Land Raider probably, I only have so much dough on hand
    Glad ya like it.
    I'd post a photo of my knives but I'm sure you can find better ones elsewhere
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:52 No.13264901
    Prolly too complicated. But oh, so temptating.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:54 No.13264910
    Dedicated to Slaanesh, obviously.

    Heretical deliciousness.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:54 No.13264914
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    Both of these need to happen!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)11:56 No.13264923
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    I know it's on suptg but I thought I'd archive it directly onto the 4chan archive as well. This is just that awesome.
    Also, any chance of a gingerbread nid?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:02 No.13264956
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    >Thread 13263140 has already been archived.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:03 No.13264969
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    Build a space marine oh liege of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:04 No.13264973
    always good to see our unworthy selves have not been entirely abandoned by the Scriptarius.
    >> Secutor-Techpriest 12/23/10(Thu)12:04 No.13264975
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    Fabricator-General Scriptarius,
    I shall play you the song of my people....
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:06 No.13264988
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    I think my head asploaded a little
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:07 No.13264991
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    Well Storm Raven is mostly flat surfaces. While I imagine ginger Eldar vehicle or Nid MCs would be cool they would be very hard to do due the amount of curves and textures. Boxy Imperial tech, on the other hand, should lend itself to gingerbreading quite well. I actually haven't tried any of this so this only theory though.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 12/23/10(Thu)12:07 No.13264994
    As awesome as it'd be, the shapes would probably be too complex and organic to be rendered in gingerbread.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:07 No.13264999
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    My god.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:08 No.13265003
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)12:09 No.13265008
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    Defiler might be doable, but I can't guarantee that the legs would hold together let alone hold the body up.
    I don't have any of my tools over here, just my over, a knife and some frosting
    Tyranids are a bit too organic and flimsy to work as gingerbread models. At least most of them are.
    Also without my tools there is no hope for it to work
    >> Captain Rhodes 12/23/10(Thu)12:09 No.13265012
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    Truly the Omnissiah has blessed us all with your presence.

    I mean holy shit look at that. That's glorious. all you need now is to get someone to ice that motherfucker.

    The nativity made me laugh. Not gonna lie.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:10 No.13265014
    Oh glorious Scriptarius, could you do a service to this lowly devou/tg/uardsman and post some of your older works? I am sure there are unimaginable wonders hidden deep in your treasure chamber that we haven't seen in years.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:10 No.13265016
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    My face when this thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:11 No.13265025
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    A man can dream.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)12:16 No.13265059
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    A normal one or a 1:1 scale one?
    I could never leave you lovely fucks
    Good thing it was only a little
    You are right, flat is always easier than curved.
    The stormraven is looking like a good enough plan right now, everyone ok with it?
    I could probably manage a slightly derpy Carnifex if I had all my stuff and enough time
    Mmmm... bacon
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)12:17 No.13265063
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    Here's my first design for it.

    I honestly don't know what foodcraft materials you have to work with so I went with frosting for the most part.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:20 No.13265087
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    Well not 1:1 that is way too big for a single pack of gingerbread. But bigger than the GW models.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:21 No.13265091
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    I'd give my life if that's what's asked.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:21 No.13265094

    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)12:24 No.13265112
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:25 No.13265118

    is.... is that an Iron Hand?

    Matt Ward is now officially a heathen.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:25 No.13265121
    OP. You are a wizard.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:27 No.13265129
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    Sticky. This. Thread.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)12:27 No.13265132
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    Good to see someone liked the Nativity too.
    I was going to add some extra bits like helmets to it but I didn't have time. Also the paint was a bitch because half my paints were dry.
    Step 1) http://assberryfaggot.deviantart.com/gallery/26304111
    Step 2) Wait for my next post so I can dump some stuff
    There's old crap in my coffers even I have forgotten about (I found 15 grey knight terminators the other day)
    Lay it on me bro!
    And a man can create, but it is the truest of men who create reality out of dreams.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:30 No.13265151
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)12:33 No.13265176
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    This was my final draft which I ultimately scrapped
    Yours looks good though. I'll need to ive it some hard thought.
    I'll see what I can do. The Stormraven is still winning right now though.
    Good man!
    Oh boy now Alexander's speech is playing in my head...
    /tg/ voted for an Iron Hand so I made him into an Iron Hand
    I put on my apron and cooking hat
    That's up to moot and the mods, not me. I suggest you email them.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:34 No.13265183
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    The Emperor smile upon us this day.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:35 No.13265188
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    I... I think I need to go lie down for a while.

    Reality isn't behaving as it's supposed to. Gingerbread
    Castlebots and bald, manly baby emperors...
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)12:38 No.13265219
    Hey man, just take the parts you like from mine and make a super design or something.


    >harreck said
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:40 No.13265234
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    >/tg/ voted for an Iron Hand so I made him into an Iron Hand


    >Mechadendrite and Servoharness hugs for the Fabricator-Gingerbread
    >> Conscript 12/23/10(Thu)12:41 No.13265237
    So delicious..... Must have....... Use it in apocolypse and eat it after the game.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:41 No.13265242
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:43 No.13265252

    This is delicious!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:45 No.13265262
    more, and especialy larger, pics of teh nativity please.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)12:47 No.13265275
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    It must be the warp overtaking you. Is it a good pain?
    Hell yeah bro!
    It'll take some time though, I'm booked until the 26th.

    >Last call to pick the gingerbread thing before I start making a Stormraven
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:51 No.13265301
    +1 vote for Stormraven. Good luck Fabricator-General Scriptarius. May the Emperor smile upon your work as usual.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:58 No.13265347
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    I found your project for next year, Scripty.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)12:59 No.13265352
    So when can we hope for results? I'm not overly familiar with the time required to cook gingerbread.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:03 No.13265382
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    I'm guessing in this case the proper term would be "crafting" rather than cooking.

    Jeeze. Scripty's a crazy, crazy guy.

    Also, lol hitl0r.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)13:05 No.13265400
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    The only other votes were for Ultramarines and Space Sharks
    Too much sweets is a bad thing
    No wait wrong Bison
    Can't get much bigger pics without the paintjob starting to look godhorrible
    Stormraven it is
    Tanks tracks might bite me in the ass...
    I need to let the dough thaw for a while but the baking itself shouldn't take overtly long.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:10 No.13265433
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    How about a Megadeff Dread then?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:14 No.13265469
    This is amazing. 15/10, incredible work.

    Bonus points if you bring it to your next Apocalypse game.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)13:19 No.13265506
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    Right chaps, thread is at 238 posts so we'll be hitting the bump limit soon enough.

    Keep going with this one and hope for a sticky?
    Or start up a Part Deux thread for the Stormginger?
    >> Enginseer Kirk !!kVeclOBrFLY 12/23/10(Thu)13:23 No.13265541
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:29 No.13265585
    *sniff* I never knew Techpriests could compose great emotional driven songs with the lack of emotions.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:30 No.13265593
    The thread won't reach page 15 for a few hours yet so I say stick with this one and hope for a sticky.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:33 No.13265622

    It's... beautiful!
    >> Enginseer Kirk !!kVeclOBrFLY 12/23/10(Thu)13:36 No.13265641
    Actally you only become available to get that part replaced after you go as far as Magos. I'm still mostly intact in the gray matter side of it.
    You have to feel the music.
    My version of Pi X Pink Floyds "High Hopes"
    All for you, fabricator general scriptarius.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)13:39 No.13265657
    The only problem is that people who don't know it exists probably won't be able to find it.
    This is why I'd rather make a new thread, link it to this one and if this gets stickied move all the content from the new thread back into this one.

    Or does someone have an alternative plan?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:42 No.13265677
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    >this entire thread

    Scripty, you sir are a Gentleman and a Scholar.
    >> Enginseer Kirk !!kVeclOBrFLY 12/23/10(Thu)13:46 No.13265709
    Bombard moot's E-mail, cellphone, etc, with the link and the image macro with the black guy who usually goes acommpanied with GET OVER HERE, SHIT'S GOING ON.
    Don't make another thread untill this one dissappears, might as well keep it going!
    I don't thin k I have any appropriate images...
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:51 No.13265755
    In his glorious name!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)13:58 No.13265814
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    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)13:59 No.13265825
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    You are truly worthy!
    I would certainly hope I am
    I've already mailed moot so it's up to you lads now I think.
    Thread is now in autosage so there is no reason to try and bump it anymore.
    And that was the last bumo that can be made.

    I'll keep posting here for as long as the thread lives.
    The dough is almost thawed out now so I can get to work in a moment.

    PLEASE. Let the people know. I don't mean go out and spam links to this thread everywhere, but tell your friends from /tg/ etc.
    The lifeline of this thread is now in the hands of the mods and we are 48 pictures away from image limit.
    I will do everything in my power to keep this a high quality thread for as long as possible.

    REMEMBER THIS: I am counting on you because I love you.
    I would not do things like this for random strangers. You are my brothers (and sisters) and together we are /tg/ - the grand consensus we all know and love.

    Do this not for me, but for all of us.
    >> Commando V 12/23/10(Thu)14:10 No.13265909
    In the name of His Majesty, the Emperor of Mankind, this thread will be archived! To preserve such a historical moment as this.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)14:14 No.13265941
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    Well THIS should be fun
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)14:21 No.13266014
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    Sehän on hieno! Saako sitä tulla katsomaan?
    t. Riihimäki
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)14:27 No.13266059
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    I have no GS or paints so this was the best I could come up with.

    Ill make a better one once I get back home.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)14:38 No.13266135
    There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)14:46 No.13266198
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    First set or parts is almost ready for baking
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)14:49 No.13266231
    Muuten hyvä mutta se on siellä mummolla kun ei mahdu kämpille.
    Mutta tule vaikka muuten vaan iltaa kuluttamaan
    And I love you back :3
    Probably not, unless it was some of that crazy japanese ascii art
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)15:20 No.13266455
    Holy crap!

    This is magnificent!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)15:31 No.13266537
    OP, uh... are you the emperor?
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)15:39 No.13266613
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    Fire 2 good to go sir
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)15:40 No.13266627
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)15:43 No.13266642
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)15:46 No.13266680
    On the WIP icing design I noticed the small note about stained glass windows.

    If memory serves, Heston Blumenthal made stained glass windows for a gingerbread house by melting down boiled sweets on a tray in an oven. Just putting it out there.
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    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)15:53 No.13266774
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    >Captcha: Firm bumphomp
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)15:57 No.13266820
    Yeah, but it was an expensive as fuck high tech oven with precision temperature regulation, not your average home oven. A degree or two off and you end up with burned sugar.
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:12 No.13266916
    I love you OP, your epicness has destroyed captcha and I am sure everyone here would fuck you and your massive e-penis.

    Seriously Captcha
    >Carneades I to himself as stairk with a Paccuth
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:12 No.13266919

    Makes sense, being Heston. Still, trial and error, I'm sure you could do something similar...
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    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)16:12 No.13266922
    Don't forget to put icing on them!

    (and then, of course, eat them)
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)16:34 No.13267068
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    Should I eat them live on webcam or is a photo enough?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:36 No.13267083
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:37 No.13267090
    >Captcha: WEBCAM! WEBCAM!
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    Eeeeeww. Guys, this is getting awkward.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:44 No.13267159
    Send photos to white dorf magazine
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:44 No.13267160
    Sigh, well this thread turned to utter shit real quickly.

    Can I retract an archive request for fetish faggotry?
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 12/23/10(Thu)16:47 No.13267195
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    ...I was only meaning to be silly.

    ...Also why are you without shirt? .n.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:47 No.13267197
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:48 No.13267205

    creepy as shit guys... not /tg/
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:49 No.13267208
    God damn you are amazing scriptarius.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:49 No.13267211
    Read the thread, he has.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:51 No.13267222
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)16:53 No.13267252
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    Goddomot guys
    I'll manage a video for you in a while, finishing the stormraven first
    Not sure if serious concidering some of the earlier posts in this thread
    Already did, this was their reply >>13263957
    >real fast
    >11 hours
    I can't bake with a shirt on, it gets in the way constantly. And I always deliver on a request.
    Also calm the fuck down we're only fucking around here.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:54 No.13267258
    I really need an image similar to the 'No fun allowed.jpg' but saying 'No sense of humor'.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)16:58 No.13267301
    >I can't bake with a shirt on, it gets in the way constantly

    Phew. For a moment there I thought you were channeling a certain Neckbeard. Golden work, Script.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:00 No.13267322
    why no t-shirt, is it so warm in your house?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:01 No.13267335
    Shhh, you.

    You'll ruin the surprise of my upcoming GN/Scriptarius fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:04 No.13267366
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    >A certain neckbeard
    >Golden work
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:05 No.13267383
    someone should go on /b/ if they want this stickied,im pretty sure moot is there,and he loves smar/tg/uys
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)17:05 No.13267385
    Nah, GNB is a cool enough guy but we aren't that close.
    It's warm as fuck in here with the oven and all the lights.
    Also since there's flour and crumbs all over the place I figured I might as well not fuck up a shirt and simply went shirtless.
    Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:06 No.13267398
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    >Usless Trivia: His working title was Ukko
    What, you mean the troll companion of Slaine?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:07 No.13267409
    Make it interactive. Do want Neckbeard Slashquest
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:07 No.13267413
    Almost everything in Slaine is derived from pre-existing mythology. Ukko is no different. Educate yourself.
    >> The Pole 12/23/10(Thu)17:12 No.13267472
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    Good god man we are still going strong?!? Bless you Script
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:13 No.13267480
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    ... yes please.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)17:23 No.13267610
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    The Derpraven lives!
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)17:24 No.13267627
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:29 No.13267682
    Awesome. You never fail to disappoint Fabricator-General
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:29 No.13267685
    And just in time to hit autosage.
    >> The tale of the ugly Thunderhawk Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)17:32 No.13267712
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    Once upon a time there lives a fleet of Thunderhawks.
    They all went on missions together with Mother Battlebarge, but one of them was not like the others.
    He was smaller and weaker than the other Thunderhawks. He lacked the battle cannon the others carried so proudly and onlt had a fraction of the carrying capacity.
    The machine spirits of the other Thunderhawks taunted it constantly
    >You look horrible
    they said
    >You can hardly even enter from orbit
    The ugly Thunderhawk felt miserable and wished it could've been like the others, but the friendly Techpriest comforted it.
    >One day you will be so much more than the others. Trust me.

    Time went by and the other Thunderhawks got new rules from Forgeworld and with joy they entered Apocalypse scale games. But one started to wonder, what ever happened to the ugly Thunderhawk?

    Well it turns out he wasn't a Thunderhawk at all, but a Stormraven and now he had grown and gotten official GW rules for normal sized games, not just Apocalypse.
    The Thunderhawks that had taunted him watched in envy as he blazed across small tables, hunting down targets and carrying horrible overpowered special characters, while they were stuck as target practice for Titan Killers.

    >The moral of the story: Matt Ward is evil.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:32 No.13267715
    We need sticky!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:38 No.13267763
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    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:38 No.13267767
    We hit autosage a while ago. Were on page 2 and falling.

    Send moot an email! I posted it in a thread on /co/ with a b& in the hopes the mod will be kind but the more people requesting the more likely one of them will see it.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)17:40 No.13267784

    Being the guy that suggested this as well as a Blood angels player, I have to say, dear fucking god, you have made my Christmas and new years.

    Thanks Scriptarius.

    Praise be the Gingerbread Omnissiah.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)17:51 No.13267880
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    I know I said 2 surprises but there were some complications with the other one.
    Instead I'll try to compensate with a little bonus.

    Most of us probably remember the oft-doomed 40k dating sim that has been the proverbial Duke Nukem Forever of this board at times.
    I have a demo of it but Dranon was unable to get the art done for today due to lolxmas so you'll just have to sit tight and wait for it for a while longer.

    Then the bonus: As soon as I fix some shit with my bank account (read: early 2011) I'll at fucking last start doing commissions. So incase you're among those guys who have asked me to do some in the past, this might be good news for you.

    >This thread has been going on for over 12 hours now
    >> Protocol 12/23/10(Thu)17:56 No.13267932
    No voi hyvät hyssykät...
    Markus mitä sinä olet oikein mennyt tekemään?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)18:11 No.13268058

    Guy who first suggested Storm Raven here, glad my idea turned into awesome model/confection/whatever it count as. Looks less silly than original too.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)18:14 No.13268105
    Vaikka mitä.
    It looks like a bag of derp but I guess it looks less horrible without the lolengines.

    Well lads, looks like no sticky for us. Can't win 'em all though.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)18:23 No.13268227
    This is still a magnificent thread, Scripty, and shall live on in the archives with much glory.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)18:25 No.13268259
    That seems to be the case. But you never know, maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and moot or a mod will have blessed us with a sticky.
    Anyway, it's getting late and I need to be up early tomorrow. It's been fun though, keep up the good work Scripty.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)19:09 No.13268694
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    Truly. And I owe it all to you fa/tg/uys!
    I'll do my best. I need to be up a noon tomorrow so I can spare another hour or two but then I need to go as well.
    >> Fabricator-General Scriptarius 12/23/10(Thu)20:49 No.13269639
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    Once again I come before you to thank you for this past your and indeed for this very thread.
    You have proven to me time and again that this board returns in full the love you give it, and this time as no different.
    Alas, now I need to wrap up the final gifts and grab a few hours of precious sleep before christmas eve calls for my full attention.

    I look forward to serving you in 2011 and indeed I feel we will meet before this year ends as well.
    However, for now, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!

    Scriptarius out.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)20:59 No.13269735
    Good night Scriptarius!
    Thanks or this awesome thread and all you've done to make /tg/ a better place to spend my life!

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