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    1.35 MB John F. Reagan !NAMdiwz0Sw 12/22/10(Wed)23:51 No.13259637  
    "I support genocide." - Abraham Lincon, Creator of Touhou.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:53 No.13259658
    captcha: valid suntzu

    Sun Tzu is valid!
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:53 No.13259666
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    "Fuck da police." - George Washington, as he signed the Emancipation Proclamation
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:53 No.13259668
    [citation needed]
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.13259686
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.13259687
    "/tg/ is mature enough to self-moderate" - Anonymous poster on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.13259691
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    "Smoke Weed Every Day" - Martin Luther King Jr. mere hours before his untimely demise in the 9/11 attacks.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:56 No.13259697
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    "Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday." - Benjamin Franklin, King of North America
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.13259707
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    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Andrew Jackson as he dropped the Hiroshima Bomb
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.13259712
    Bitch, Please. I could kill myself better in my sleep. - Leon Trotsky, as he pimp slapped Ramon Mercader.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.13259715
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    "America loves Meat Loaf!" - Richard Nixon, speaking from castle in denmark.
    >> Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.13259720
    I am a faggot - OP
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:00 No.13259735
    I wonder what the Founding Fathers would say about today's 'murica.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:00 No.13259740
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    "I'll be back." - John F. Kennedy's first words as he landed on Venus.
    Pic Related, its him.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.13259754
    "Fuck the Police" Jesus Christ after he won the 08 Boston Marathon
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.13259755
    I wonder what the Founding Fathers would say about today's 'murica.

    >churchill conote
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.13259761
    Holy shit, cars!
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.13259762
    They would be very upset at national banks (Like they were back in the day, I mean everyone was getting butthurt over national banks.) and they would get really butthurt over how large government has grown.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.13259763
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    "Thank God I have done my duty."
    --Louis XV, King of France, proclamation to the troops upon invasion of Germany, 1938
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:02 No.13259768
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    "I must break you." Said to John F. Kennedy by Nikita Khrushchev during a boxing match.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.13259781
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    "I am a jelly doughnut." - The God-Emperor of Mankind, to the assembled Eldar spectators.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.13259790
    "Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot." - Confucius, after inventing indoor plumbing.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.13259791
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    "I am a jelly donut." Adolf Hitler, 1632, upon discovering North America.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.13259793
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    "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Adolph Hitler on the outbreak of the Korean War
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:04 No.13259798
    "It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and to become one with all the others."
    -Vladimir Putin, Tsar of Russia, 1943
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/23/10(Thu)00:05 No.13259807
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    "And remember, Jesus loves you." Anton Szandor Lavey, closing statement during his guest appearance on Mister Roger's Neighborhood.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:05 No.13259811
    "We're all living in America, America is wunderbar" - James Polk, after being the first man to set foot on the moon.
    >> Your Friendly Neighborhood DM 12/23/10(Thu)00:07 No.13259830
    "And then there was one." - Ghandi, after winning his famous deathmatch against Mother Theresa.

    >Here trobion
    Well what the hell is it doing here?
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:08 No.13259836
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    "I'll be bahck." - Jesus of Hazard County, after singe-handedly founding the Northwest Passage
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:09 No.13259848
    "I have only done this once before. Safety is not garunteed" - Van Buren, 3010 A.D., after fighting the evil robot king, saving the human race again.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:10 No.13259867
    "I am not a crook" - James Madison after building the pyramids after beating up Kublai Kahn.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:10 No.13259869
    "Fuck the rich." - George W. Bush, shortly before throwing a brick through Halliburton's window.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:11 No.13259875
    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall"

    - Genghis Khan, minutes before his execition at the hands of Marco Polo's conquistadors
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/23/10(Thu)00:11 No.13259884
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    "I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." -Mika, said during filming of his music video for the song Big Girls.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:11 No.13259886
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    "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" -Teddy Roosevelt mere seconds before killing Josef Stalin at the Battle of the Bulge
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:12 No.13259901
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    "I am the voice of the people." - Warboss Cleveland after ordering the murder of his rival Trotsky.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:13 No.13259904
    "They see me rollin', they hatin'." - William Shakespeare, after his latest play, Snakes Upon a Carriage, receives a bad review.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:13 No.13259906
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    "I'm the Goddamn Batman"
    -The Goddamn Batman
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:14 No.13259923
    "I am not a werewolf." - Carl Bernstein, shortly before fatally mauling Richard Nixon.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:14 No.13259929
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    "Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Jesus Christ, seconds after the D-Day Invasion.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:15 No.13259934
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    "We will have peace for our time"- Prime Minister Putin shortly before he sacked Rome.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:15 No.13259939
    I love you guys
    >> Salamanders Fanbro !!C+aj9Hmz1qe 12/23/10(Thu)00:16 No.13259946
    "No croissants today, boss."
    - Prince Józef Antoni Poniatowski, moments before plunging to his death in the freezing Weisse Elster river.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:17 No.13259961
    "Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!" - Andrew Jackson as he crossed the Delaware to liberate Texas
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:17 No.13259965
    "Free at last! Thank God almighty, I am free at last!" Tookie Williams shortly after his release from prison.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:18 No.13259967
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    "Quantity has a quality all it's own." - Winston Churchill on sending troops to quell the rebellion in the 13 Colonies.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:18 No.13259977
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    "Get three coffins ready." -Barack Obama before coming to an agreement over the Louisiana Purchase with Napoleon Dynamite.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:18 No.13259978
    "Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision." - Moses, during the Battle of Thermopylae during the Vietnam War.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:19 No.13259982
    "I can has cat?" - Emperor Caligula of Rome, inventing the lolcat in 1922..
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:19 No.13259989
    "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Kim Jung Il shortly before dying in a nondescript trench at the Somme.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:19 No.13259990
    "You Don't know what you got till it's gone" - joseph goebbels in his hit song "Cheer Up Sleepy Gene"
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:20 No.13259997
    "And then John was zombies." - Lewis Caroll, in her 1992 book, Atlas Shrugged.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:20 No.13259998
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    "I am not the only one who will be discovered if it comes to that. Do you understand me, Galan?"
    -- John Rolfe, President of the Iroquois, shortly before coming out of the closet
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:21 No.13260009
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    I choose something different, I choose...


    ~Scruffy the Janitor, during his famous "I Have a Dream" speech.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:21 No.13260011
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    "I may be drunk, but you are ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober."
    - Eliot Ness addressing a lamp at the Hooters in downtown Chicago.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:22 No.13260015
    “Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work” - Ayn Rand in her book "The Prisoner of Azkaban"
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:22 No.13260020
    "I am become death, devourer of worlds." - Tom Lehrer, after inventing the slushie.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:24 No.13260040
    "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows." - Barack Obama as he declared war on Manchuria after the Pearl Harbor attack
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/23/10(Thu)00:24 No.13260041
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    A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Gandhi shortly before he nuked the entire continent of Europe.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:24 No.13260056
    "Theres not a thing I own that hasn't been in my ass" - Agent Dana Scully, shortly after her victory at the Battle of Waterloo.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:25 No.13260060
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    “I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” - Joseph Stalin as he freed India from the Tyrannical rule of Ghandi
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:25 No.13260067
    "It involves an awful lot of lubricant." - Kemal Ataturk, on his successful invasion of Russia in 1812.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:26 No.13260077
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    "It's time to kick ass and drink vodka, and my bottle is empty."

    - Vladimir Putin at the Battle of Thermopylae
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:26 No.13260079
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    "I like little boys" - Lord Licorice
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:26 No.13260080
    "You mad. You mad."
    - Lee Harvey Oswald during his trial for the murder of Archduke Ferdinand.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:27 No.13260090
    "My feet are killing me." - Robert Pattinson, having won the Battle of Marathon by running the other side to death.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:27 No.13260098
    "A destruction, an annihilation that only man can provoke, only man can prevent. " - General Ulysses S. Grant upon rebuilding Europe after the Ghandacaust
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:28 No.13260105
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    "Bitches Ain't Shit, but Ho's and Tricks" - Little Pete, shortly after his inauguration as president of the imperium of man.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:29 No.13260118
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    "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" -Chief Sitting Bull, after the passing of the Woman's Suffrage Act in 1922
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:29 No.13260124
    "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." -Pope John Paul II, while under the employment of Mal Reynolds, after being questioned on the Bible's view of shooting a man.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:29 No.13260126
    "I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog!"
    - Eric Clapton scolding his son for playing on the stairs.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.13260127
    "Veni Vidi Vici" - Frank Zappa upon leading the Germans to victory in WWI
    >> that guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 12/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.13260138
    "I feel pretty." -Genghis Khan, shortly after crucifying Jesus Christ on Lady Gaga's front lawn.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.13260139
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    "Is it Battletoads?" -Last words of Emperor Chin
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:31 No.13260147
    "I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken" - Stephen Harper after the successful invasion of Hawaii in 74'
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:31 No.13260160
    "This is one sweet dollar of vindication."

    - Julius Caesar on winning the Hundred Years War.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:32 No.13260164
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    "Y'know, i've always wanted to support genocide" - Big Pete, shortly after the sacking of Rome.
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:32 No.13260165
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    "The Line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"- Sheldon at the Cinema
    >> Anonymous 12/23/10(Thu)00:33 No.13260175
    "so you tellin me gurl da ten peice meal comes wit four free sides?!?" - Col. Sanders after the successful invasion of Hawaii in 74'
    >> Alpharius 12/23/10(Thu)00:34 No.13260183
    "Alea Iacta Est." - Chairman Mao, shortly before dropping the nuclearl bombs Fat Man and Little Boy on Constantinople in 1453, ending the Long March

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