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"Fuck da police." - George Washington, as he signed the Emancipation Proclamation

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"/tg/ is mature enough to self-moderate" - Anonymous poster on 4chan

"Smoke Weed Every Day" - Martin Luther King Jr. mere hours before his untimely demise in the 9/11 attacks.

"Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday." - Benjamin Franklin, King of North America

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." - Andrew Jackson as he dropped the Hiroshima Bomb

Bitch, Please. I could kill myself better in my sleep. - Leon Trotsky, as he pimp slapped Ramon Mercader.

"America loves Meat Loaf!" - Richard Nixon, speaking from castle in denmark.

I am a faggot - OP

I wonder what the Founding Fathers would say about today's 'murica.

"I'll be back." - John F. Kennedy's first words as he landed on Venus.
Pic Related, its him.

"Fuck the Police" Jesus Christ after he won the 08 Boston Marathon

I wonder what the Founding Fathers would say about today's 'murica.

>churchill conote

>>13259735
Holy shit, cars!

>>13259735
They would be very upset at national banks (Like they were back in the day, I mean everyone was getting butthurt over national banks.) and they would get really butthurt over how large government has grown.

"Thank God I have done my duty."
--Louis XV, King of France, proclamation to the troops upon invasion of Germany, 1938

"I must break you." Said to John F. Kennedy by Nikita Khrushchev during a boxing match.

"I am a jelly doughnut." - The God-Emperor of Mankind, to the assembled Eldar spectators.

"Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot." - Confucius, after inventing indoor plumbing.

"I am a jelly donut." Adolf Hitler, 1632, upon discovering North America.

"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Adolph Hitler on the outbreak of the Korean War

"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and to become one with all the others."
-Vladimir Putin, Tsar of Russia, 1943

"And remember, Jesus loves you." Anton Szandor Lavey, closing statement during his guest appearance on Mister Roger's Neighborhood.

"We're all living in America, America is wunderbar" - James Polk, after being the first man to set foot on the moon.

"And then there was one." - Ghandi, after winning his famous deathmatch against Mother Theresa.

>Here trobion
Well what the hell is it doing here?

"I'll be bahck." - Jesus of Hazard County, after singe-handedly founding the Northwest Passage

"I have only done this once before. Safety is not garunteed" - Van Buren, 3010 A.D., after fighting the evil robot king, saving the human race again.

"I am not a crook" - James Madison after building the pyramids after beating up Kublai Kahn.

"Fuck the rich." - George W. Bush, shortly before throwing a brick through Halliburton's window.

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall"

- Genghis Khan, minutes before his execition at the hands of Marco Polo's conquistadors

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." -Mika, said during filming of his music video for the song Big Girls.

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" -Teddy Roosevelt mere seconds before killing Josef Stalin at the Battle of the Bulge

"I am the voice of the people." - Warboss Cleveland after ordering the murder of his rival Trotsky.

"They see me rollin', they hatin'." - William Shakespeare, after his latest play, Snakes Upon a Carriage, receives a bad review.

"I'm the Goddamn Batman"
-The Goddamn Batman

"I am not a werewolf." - Carl Bernstein, shortly before fatally mauling Richard Nixon.

"Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Jesus Christ, seconds after the D-Day Invasion.

"We will have peace for our time"- Prime Minister Putin shortly before he sacked Rome.

I love you guys

"No croissants today, boss."
- Prince Józef Antoni Poniatowski, moments before plunging to his death in the freezing Weisse Elster river.

"Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!" - Andrew Jackson as he crossed the Delaware to liberate Texas

"Free at last! Thank God almighty, I am free at last!" Tookie Williams shortly after his release from prison.

"Quantity has a quality all it's own." - Winston Churchill on sending troops to quell the rebellion in the 13 Colonies.

"Get three coffins ready." -Barack Obama before coming to an agreement over the Louisiana Purchase with Napoleon Dynamite.

"Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision." - Moses, during the Battle of Thermopylae during the Vietnam War.

"I can has cat?" - Emperor Caligula of Rome, inventing the lolcat in 1922..

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Kim Jung Il shortly before dying in a nondescript trench at the Somme.

"You Don't know what you got till it's gone" - joseph goebbels in his hit song "Cheer Up Sleepy Gene"

"And then John was zombies." - Lewis Caroll, in her 1992 book, Atlas Shrugged.

"I am not the only one who will be discovered if it comes to that. Do you understand me, Galan?"
-- John Rolfe, President of the Iroquois, shortly before coming out of the closet

I choose something different, I choose...

RAPTURE!

~Scruffy the Janitor, during his famous "I Have a Dream" speech.

"I may be drunk, but you are ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober."
- Eliot Ness addressing a lamp at the Hooters in downtown Chicago.

“Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work” - Ayn Rand in her book "The Prisoner of Azkaban"

"I am become death, devourer of worlds." - Tom Lehrer, after inventing the slushie.

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows." - Barack Obama as he declared war on Manchuria after the Pearl Harbor attack

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Gandhi shortly before he nuked the entire continent of Europe.

"Theres not a thing I own that hasn't been in my ass" - Agent Dana Scully, shortly after her victory at the Battle of Waterloo.

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” - Joseph Stalin as he freed India from the Tyrannical rule of Ghandi

"It involves an awful lot of lubricant." - Kemal Ataturk, on his successful invasion of Russia in 1812.

"It's time to kick ass and drink vodka, and my bottle is empty."

- Vladimir Putin at the Battle of Thermopylae

"I like little boys" - Lord Licorice

"You mad. You mad."
- Lee Harvey Oswald during his trial for the murder of Archduke Ferdinand.

"My feet are killing me." - Robert Pattinson, having won the Battle of Marathon by running the other side to death.

"A destruction, an annihilation that only man can provoke, only man can prevent. " - General Ulysses S. Grant upon rebuilding Europe after the Ghandacaust

"Bitches Ain't Shit, but Ho's and Tricks" - Little Pete, shortly after his inauguration as president of the imperium of man.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" -Chief Sitting Bull, after the passing of the Woman's Suffrage Act in 1922

"Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." -Pope John Paul II, while under the employment of Mal Reynolds, after being questioned on the Bible's view of shooting a man.

"I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog!"
- Eric Clapton scolding his son for playing on the stairs.

"Veni Vidi Vici" - Frank Zappa upon leading the Germans to victory in WWI

"I feel pretty." -Genghis Khan, shortly after crucifying Jesus Christ on Lady Gaga's front lawn.

"Is it Battletoads?" -Last words of Emperor Chin

"I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken" - Stephen Harper after the successful invasion of Hawaii in 74'

"This is one sweet dollar of vindication."

- Julius Caesar on winning the Hundred Years War.

"Y'know, i've always wanted to support genocide" - Big Pete, shortly after the sacking of Rome.

"The Line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"- Sheldon at the Cinema

"so you tellin me gurl da ten peice meal comes wit four free sides?!?" - Col. Sanders after the successful invasion of Hawaii in 74'

"Alea Iacta Est." - Chairman Mao, shortly before dropping the nuclearl bombs Fat Man and Little Boy on Constantinople in 1453, ending the Long March