Alone among all the beasts, I fight as I have fought all my life, my thoughts my only companion!

> I am Titard, lord of the jungle

Now, something wicked has come to the jungle, leaving a trail of death in its wake!

>>13206711
But first, pants. Need some pants.

Along my path I encountered the fearsome Sharger...

...but the great and terrible beast, like all the creatures of the jungle, soon found that I was lord of all I see!

YOU'RE BACK!

Now, after searching for days, I come upon the trail of the unknown menace that I have sought!

Two ideas spring to mind, though I know not which is the wiser course. I could overtake the thing I seek and set a trap ahead on its path, or slip quietly up its trail and attack from behind...

Armed with naught but my spear and the strange fire-breathing artifact discarded by my unseen enemy, I fear nothing!

What will you do, Tratot?

Trap.

Part One of Jungle Quest is at the bottom of the list here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

>>13206743
Yeah, I don't get a lot of free time, but when I have some this is what I like!

>>13206706
>implying Lego Quest isn't full of retarded names
>implying Captcha didn't name this one

I second trap

kill everything within a 500 yard radius
pile up the dead creatures
wait for your prey

>>13206837
I suggest a net trap.

I slip silently across the endless green, finding more disturbed ground and dead animals. Eventually I understand the route it travels, and cut across far enough ahead that the path still lies unspoiled.

From a narrow swamp an optipus silently regards me with malice.


What will you do, Tratot?

>>13206981

Don't fuck with it.

>>13206981

kill it use it for bait, this is the answer you want right?

put it in it's place. you're the fucking Lord of the Jungle right? You're not gonna stand for some octopansy cuttin his eyes at you

>>13206996
>>13207027

Well, whatever you choose, roll a d12 and link to this post, please! First one to post decides.

To roll, put

dice 1d12

or

noko dice 1d12

in the email field.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13206981
Curbstomp it, then use the body for bait.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13207042

rolled 3 = 3

>>13207057

YAAAAAH!!!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13207089
DIE, SCUM.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13207089

sure is 4 people in this thread...

>>13207157
>saging a quest thread

>>13207100

I feel its repulsive presence boring into my head...

>>13207204
it thinks it's better than you

KILL IT!

>>13207157
Some people like to watch and not post, mate.

Also, /tg/ seems a lot less populated than last week.

rolled 10 = 10

...


Roll a d12, Tratot!

rolled 9 = 9

>>13207230

>>13207244
oh shit

So is this a setback or what?

Perhaps the octopus has some suggestions of how to trap our prey.

>>13207244

I force my mind back into sharp focus, but my body is still held in its strange magical grip!

rolled 3 = 3

>>13207321
BREAK FREE FROM ITS GRASP! THEN KILL IT!

rolled 5 = 5

>>13207321
try communicating with it

rolled 10 = 10

As the horrible creature slithers closer, a beak extrudes from a wound in its head and opens in hungry anticipation!

Sweat stings my eyes as my muscles ache and fight against me! The spear, though it lies at my very feet, may well be farther away than the farthest river!


Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 9 = 9

>>13207361
Oh, the dramatic tension!

>>13207361
Know that you are TRATOT, LORD OF THE JUNGLE! No mere creature can dominate you. Thrust its will from your mind and smite this foolish creature that dares challenge your power!

>>13207376
Oh, the dreaded forgetting to say what I want to do! Kick it in the face.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13207361
break it's hold on your mind

shove spear down it's throat

>>13207386
He gonna get rapedddddddd.

>>13207376

Its barbed tentacles swarm over me, dragging me to the ground...

>>13207474

what the fuck dude

Its foul beak digs into me, bringing a river of blood welling to my chest! I find my breath squeezed out, helpless witness to my own death...

>>13207386

...but then... as it begins to feed on me, I find my mind slip free of its strange grasp!


Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 8 = 8

>>13207474
Remember you are Lord of the Jungle
summon all your strength and ravage the vile beast

YOU WILL BE CONQUERED BY NOTHING

rolled 12 = 12

>>13207474
Rape the tentacle monster. Literally.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13207498
see >>13207505

>wrasslin.jpg
lol

>>13207513
>rape the tentacle monster
>12
oh god what

>>13207513
>rolled 12 = 12

prepare your anus foul creature..

soooo..

where's my tentacle monster rape?

>>13207760
With any luck, it's so ridiculously epic that it's taking him the better part of an hour to set the scene.


...yeah, unlikely, but I can hope.

Heh, sorry. Neighbors came over.

On the plus side, chocolate chip cookies!

Gimme a minute...

>>13207851
I can just imagine that conversation.
"Howdy neighbor! What're you up to?"
"N-nothing. Totally not setting up my lego pieces to make a jungle man appear to be raping an evil octopus, if that's what you're asking."

>>13207862

>>13207505
>>13207513
>>13207520

With a strength I did not know I possessed, I heave the great slippery mass toward the bright blue sky, sending it crashing into a tree!

>>13208110
here we go

Never again will this bloated nightmare spawn its kind upon the jungle!

The thing squeals in my ears as well as inside my mind, and I know at last that it thinks as I do!

KRRRAAAAARGH!

What will you do, Lord of the Jungle?

rolled 5 = 5

>>13208150

Eat it to gain its powers!

>>13208150
see >>13207513

>>13208163
This is not derpapus quest.

>>13207862

I invited them in and showed them the whole setup. They didn't really get it, but the girl was trying to push WoW on me %D

rolled 2 = 2

>>13208163
SECONDING

>>13208150
Eat it and gain it's powers!

>>13208165

Where do you think that spear went?

>>13208150
DELICIOUS CALAMARI

>>13208185
he said "literally", and he rolled highest

Unlike the merciless quarry I seek, I follow the laws of the hunt and the kill, and do not let this thing's body go to waste.

Its flesh is rubbery, and the acrid vapors of its blood burn my nose. As I swallow, a strange tingling sensation reverberates through me...


Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13208203
Now is not the time to indulge that urge, we must nibble and set our trap, then, we wait for our prey...

rolled 1 = 1

>>13208240
Gain superpowers

>>13208240
IA! IA! Cthulhu f'tagn!

rolled 12 = 12

>>13208240
EAT EYES, GAIN OCTOPUS EYES OF DOOOOOM.

>>13208240
Goddamnit I messed up my roll. Rolling for horrific mind rending mutations!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13208240
your eyes begin to glow and you are overcome with blood lust

your need to kill must be sated, seek prey

rolled 9 = 9

>>13208285
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- trying again.

>>13208247

Guuhhh...

My mind reels as a clanging echo threatens to tear my head apart! I feel the last faint stirrings of the creature's mind as its soul departs the flesh!

>>13208388
I laughed. Poor Tratot.

>>13208388

Burn the dead, foul beast. Let it trouble your kingdom no more.

Suddenly, I hear the faint stir of something coming toward me!


What will you do, Tratot?

>>13208411

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLIg6WT7zM

>>13208422

Get your spear back and hide in the nearest tree.

>>13208422
MIND PROBE!

rolled 7 = 7

>>13208422
Use stealth to observe our quarry...

>>13208411
puked so hard my scalp went sideways

rolled 10 = 10

>>13208422
use the dead monster as camouflage

rolled 7 = 7

>>13208422
Quick, hide! Prepare to strike once our trap is . . . struck.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208441
Crap, roll didn't work

rolled 11 = 11

>>13208422
SET YOUR TRAP, PREPARE TO SPRING WITH ALL YOUR FURY.

Also, my previous post, did it come into play good sir?

>>13208439

Rolled 10 = 10

rolled 9 = 9

>>13208481
that's not how you roll...

>>13208493

Sorry, new to this.

I'm just a rolling d11 on the nearby table.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208481
Sir, you need to put dice+1d12 in your e-mail field.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13208531

Ah, will do.

Though the wound in my chest burns and continues to drip, I climb stiffly up the tree and settle my body against the largest frond. From there I can see the clearing below...

Wait... I hear...

I hear... something familiar... a thing that until this moment only I possessed!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208589
A rugged beard?

>>13208589

Manly stubble?

>>13208599
you can hear beards?
sweet superpower bro

A creature like me!

Though his words are strange to me, he makes his intent clear as he shoves himself forward, slashing uncaringly at the vines in his path!


What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 12 = 12

>>13208613
Remain concealed untill we know the intent of this creature

>>13208599
>>13208601
beardmind

>>13208613
Wait until he closes in... Allow him to fall into the trap....

... If he does, stab him in the neck with the spear.

... If he does not, wait until he has wandered off, then follow and stab him in the neck.

>>13208613
he's clearly a pirate
force him to lead you to his treasure

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208613

Come out from hiding and greet him, a man with that mustache can't possibly be evil.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13208623
Seconding this action. If he seems ill intentioned we will strike.

>>13208630
Then eat him and gain his powers! You'll be DOUBLE lord of the jungle!

rolled 8 = 8

>>13208666
The legends of the Wendigo...

... Could they possibly be true?

rolled 2 = 2

>>13208666
satan speaks the truth
cannibalism is the only answer

rolled 11 = 11

>>13208613

Also, what happened to this >>13208269 ?

rolled 2 = 2

>>13208269
> OCTOPUS EYES OF DOOOOOM
What do...?

>>13208623

The creature steps into the clearing cautiously, like a hunter despite his treatment of the vines. After a moment, he speaks again, this time a little louder...

...and a second being steps forward! The two speak to one another for a moment...

>>13208810
Space pirates?

>>13208810
...that man has blue hands.

BLUE. HANDS.

You must eat him and gain his power.

>>13208810
>pirate
>space man

TIME TRAVELERS!!
GTFO OF THERE!

The first jabs his strange spear at the optipus and speaks, and both men laugh maliciously...

rolled 11 = 11

>>13208810
Use the terrain to our advantage.

Attack with our Spear from distance, then use OCTOPUS EYES OF DOOM.

Flee if things get too dangerous.

Consume both to gain their power, and look over their strange tools.

What's that...

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208810
A SPACEMAN AND A PIRATE, This is obviously something awesome.

We must act cautiously, and yet we must become a part of whatever is going on.

We must come down from our perch, and ask what they are doing in our jungle.

rolled 6 = 6

>>13208838

Move in closer, they might know what is up with these foul beasts.

Another figure lurks behind, hiding from within the safety of the crags!


What will you do, Tratot?

Wait a minute...

>space men
>primitive man

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

>>13208859
>Pirate
>Space Man
>Zombie Pirate Captain

game over, you lose

>>13208874
Argh. While I believe firmly that we must consume these others and thereby take their strength, an entire pack of them is likely too many even for us. We should withdraw for now, and stalk them throughout the day; when they sleep, we shall strike in the night, as the many jungle hunters of the darkness. Then their power shall be ours.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13208874
continue observing, you do not yet know their intentions

a hunter must first understand it's prey

rolled 3 = 3

>>13208874

Sneak up behind the hatted man and silently take him out.

>>13208913
>it's
>IT'S
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSS
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13208905
>>13208913

Roll another d12, please!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208905 This and >>13208913 This seem to be the best course of action. I second them.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13208979
Continue observing.

When possible, set traps into which they might fall, to weaken the group and slow them.

Use the jungle to my advantage, including the beasts therein.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13208979
I stand by my last post.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13208979
Rollingg to not be spotted I take it...

>>13209019
>>13208979

rolled 7 = 7

>>13209027
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

>cunning, furizar

Captcha, you so topical.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13208913

rolled 9 = 9

As the figures move about the clearing, i hear the delicate rustling of a sparrot as it lands on the highest branch overhead...

>>13209087
oh shit, its the pirat's parrot

The hidden figure raises an arm, and the stone in his hand emits a blinding bolt of lightning that sets the very air alight!

My ears tingle with the sharp FRZAP as the sparrot falls to the ground dead!

>>13209114
HE'S A WITCH

HE MUST BE SLAIN

One of the others skewers the helpless bird with his strange spear and examines it closely, then speaks with the lightning-caster and flicks it to the ground, discarding it utterly!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13209087
We must not be noticed. We must be silent and immobile.

What will you do, Tratot? Wait for darkness and strike at them while they sleep, or show them now the same mercy they have granted the beasts of the jungle?

rolled 4 = 4

>>13209136

Fling the spear at the swordsman and run for it. We need to get them good and scared before we kill the other two.

>>13209161
you just killed an octopus for looking at you crosswise

you have no room to judge

rolled 3 = 3

>>13209161
Follow them, find out where they sleep, and poop in it.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13209161
Withdraw for now. We have no mastery over lightning, and cannot compete with it directly. The darkness shall be our ally, when it comes time to gain these strange others' power.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13209161
we aren't strong enough against their wizardry, who know what else they could unleash on us, We better strike them in their sleep

rolled 12 = 12

>>13209161
Wait for darkness.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13209161
shadow them, instill fear with strange noises
if a chance presents itself, separate on from the others

divide and conquer

rolled 1 = 1

>>13209161
WE WILL FOLLOW THEM, AND WHEN THEY SLEEP, WE WILL USE THERE ROCKS AGAINST THEM, AND WE WILL LEAVE THERE CORPSES FOR THE JUNGLE.

Watch them as they walk, and learn their ways... Make sure we know of there magic rocks before we use them.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13209248
Do my actions not please the dicegods? What have I done to arouse their ire?

I prey unto you, please, let me re-roll, in the name of fighting space pirates. IN THE NAME OF THE JUNGLE.

ALL OF MY SHAME

>>13209192
I fling my spear at the timid creature... but the branch underfoot gives way!

>>13209194
>>13209207

rolled 5 = 5

>>13209207
>>13209234
>>13209248
>>13209276

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

rolled 9 = 9

>>13209349

>>13209325
OH GOD WHY DID WE DO THAT

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR DARKNESS

>>13209349
Act like you meant to fall, and the spear was only to distract them.
Get the nearest guy in an arm lock and hold him hostage in front of you.
Demand they explain their presence.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13209371

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 8 = 8

>>13209377
We're rolling to see how successful our actions are, not which one to chose.
>Well, whatever you choose, roll a d12 and link to this post, please! First one to post decides.

>>13209349
Get up and brush yourself nonchalantly, like you meant to do that.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13209450
As >13209448, but not failing at dice

>>13209450
They're about to unleash more lightnings upon you. Might want to prepare a dodge.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13209450

Act like you meant to do that.

>>13209465

I snatch the closest one as I plummet from the air, knocking his strange spear away and holding him tightly, though his muscular frame threatens to break free!

I shout to the others demands and threats...

rolled 1 = 1

...but the two look at me blankly, as dumb to my words as any animal... and raise their magical lightning-stones again!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13209613
Realize your OCTOPUS MIND POWERS and knock them unconsious.

rolled 4 = 4

>>13209613
Back up into the depths of the jungle while holding the man captive.

rolled 10 = 10

>>13209622
Whatever latent spirit lingered inside me departs, but directs its last bit of will toward the figure in front of me, sending a spray of blood from his nose!


Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 2 = 2

>>13209698
We try to use the rock of the one we are holding against them!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13209698
Firstly, rip out one of the eyes of the one in our arms, then, eat it. Scream at the others, and if they are smart, they will run.

Then we kill the one in our arms, and consume his flesh to gain his knowable and strength, and the same with the octopus.

Then we take up our spear, and his magic, and we lay traps in the jungle, and we await there return.

>>13209349
Grab your spear and run away

rolled 5 = 5

>>13209807
whoops

>>13209782

I support Urist

rolled 5 = 5

Supporting Urist again

>>13209742

>>13209900
:O

Searing pain lances into my face as the world explodes around me!

...

 

...

Everything... the pounding, ringing shriek in my ears... the burning pain of his magical fire-stone...

... darkness descends...

rolled 11 = 11

>>13209950
This is why we ought to have gone with my plan.

Re-rolling to reinnitiate my plan of action, found here: >>13209782

First we just need to grab him and turn him around, then commence with the eye eating.

>>13209941
>>13209950
>>13209956

rolled 6 = 6

>>13209968

You are the jungle lord, mere magic stones cannot kill you.

...


...whuh?

Something hot and wet drags across me...

The great Sharger!


What will you do, Tratot?

rolled 11 = 11

>>13210052
RIP OUT ITS TONGUE AND STRANGLE IT WITH IT.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13210052

Slowly rise to your feet and look around. Give the sharger a friendly pet.

>>13210052
Praise the mysteries of the jungle, embrace the great Sharger as your brother in the arms of nature

rolled 6 = 6

>>13210052
Check my surroundings. Look for some water or food.

rolled 8 = 8

>>13210079
>>13210073
>great and terrible beast

It obviously wishes to feast on our flesh, we must show it we are lord of the jungle.

Then, we consume it.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13210070

...

>>13210122

Inb4 we get eaten.

>>13210070
GODDAMN IT

rolled 2 = 2

The beast rears into the air, surprised at my snake-like attack, and clenches me in its enormous jaws!


Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Tratot!

rolled 4 = 4

>>13210183

Poop.

Then apologize and reassure it that you mean no harm.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13210183
SPLIT IT APART FROM THE INSIDE

rolled 7 = 7

>>13210183
Brake free of its grip and launch myself onto the tree!

Then use this opportunity to find my spear, as it would give me the upper hand in this endeavor.

Placated by my show of dominance, the beast yields!

Of the others like me, there is no sign, though their path forced through the jungle lies clear in their wake!

What will you do, Tratot?


>>13210206
You're damn lucky :P

rolled 2 = 2

>>13210267
Get our spear back, mount the shagger and follow the tracks

rolled 6 = 6

>>13210267

Look for your spear.

>>13210267
We must ride the beast swift and far in search of more and better weaponry, and other beasts that may be bound to our will. We shall need to be well-armed in order to strike that pack of witches come nightfall.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13210267
Ride this feral beast after our aggressors, and finish this fight.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13210267
We must find our spear firstly, secondly we must mount and/or befriend this mighty Sharger, it is a strong and hearty beast, and will make an excellent ally in our quest to rid the jungle of these... men and there sorcery.

Climbing atop the great beast, I spur it forward, along the path my deadly quarry follows!

OK, Legonauts, I want to finish Tratot's quest tonight, but I need a short break to run to the store for some empty calories.

Should be back in less than 30 minutes!

rolled 6 = 6

>>13210346
Godpseed and good snacking sir.

>>13210338
Even this mighty creature may not be able to stand against flung lightnings and fires. We must gather more beasts and strike unexpectedly to ensure that we successfully gain the witches' powers.

rolled 5 = 5

>>13210338

Do not attack yet, look for allies.

>>13210346
Quite!

>>13210368
Urist, you samefagging fucker ;D

rolled 11 = 11

Bumping this.

Back! Just gotta scarf this hoagie down and we'll get rolling again!

>>13210565
Good sign!

rolled 10 = 10

>>13210593

Yessir.

Starting a new thread since this one is almost to autosage/ max image limit reached.

Link incoming.

rolled 11 = 11

>>13210689

>mfw no link

>mfw no new thread

>>13210939
Mod doesn't like legos.

>>13210959

Sorry, sorry, more real-world shenanigans.

Here is the new thread:

>>13210959