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    971 KB Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)12:54 No.13101420  
    Just so you know.

    Before you take hormones. Take drugs and delicious alcohol. Because fuck hormones. Fuck wanting to be a girl.

    They invented drugs and alcohol for a reason. TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AS A DWARF!

    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)12:55 No.13101431
    >drugs aren't bad! - you just can't handle the truth

    Never change, /tg/. Never change.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)12:58 No.13101447
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)12:58 No.13101452
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    >delicious alcohol
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:01 No.13101465
    requesting original version of OP's pic.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 12/10/10(Fri)13:01 No.13101468
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    You know....

    There is infinitely more chance to turn out as a successful trap then to turn out as a brave, stout warrior of the mountain homes crafting artefacts of incredible beauty and worth.

    IE: you will never be a dwarf
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:02 No.13101476
    sitting around and drinking with a bunch of friends is the default recreational activity for a good goddamn reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:06 No.13101507
    You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna get me a mountain and strike the earth like it's never been struck before... Just as soon as I can get me a wagon a pick about 60 barrels of booze and 6 of my peers... oh and two cat
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 12/10/10(Fri)13:07 No.13101519
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    Ahahaha, good luck Urist!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:09 No.13101531
    It's always interesting how hormone treatment magically manages to reset your facial bone structure.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:10 No.13101532

    She's got a decent rack...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:10 No.13101533
    facial hair and snorting stuff doesn't fit. A decent beard will fuck up your lines AND you'll get your beard dirty
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:11 No.13101541

    I'm with you, Urist. I can even provide one cat.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:11 No.13101545
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    >you will never be a dwarf

    Oh I will, I will. I just need a shitload of drugs.

    Last time I did speed along with no sleep I looked in the mirror and everything turned grey, and I began sprouting a beard and chesthair.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:16 No.13101592
    >implying rising up from the coke table with your entire beard covered in white powder isn't alpha as fuck
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:17 No.13101598
    >> CosmicMuse 12/10/10(Fri)13:17 No.13101603
    OP: Who the hell says we can't do both? Hell, I never got hammered before I started HRT.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:17 No.13101608
    It's not, you look like a pastry chef that just had a seizure
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:19 No.13101616
    itt: dwarffags and normal sane people engage in cripple fight
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:19 No.13101619
    As an epileptic pastry chef, I disagree.
    We look so much less awesome.
    In fact, I shit myself last time. That was not cool.
    All those poor poor crepes.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:20 No.13101623
    I'm gonna smoke PCP and rape your anus with a meathook.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:21 No.13101633
    >don't like the taste of beer
    >become a girl

    Sure is a blonde bitch.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:27 No.13101671
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    This thread is NUMBERS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN? batshit insane.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:28 No.13101675

    Nothing is alpha about destroying your body with drugs instead of building it with intense physical training so that you can crush scrawny little girly-men who binge drink and wear pink polo-shirts with popped collars between your hands like the pathetic sacks of shit they are.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:30 No.13101695
    >normal sane people

    You delusional, bro?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:32 No.13101707
    Yeah. Ending up as a fit person in jail after their daddies have sued you for all your worldly possessions is also a plus.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:32 No.13101709
    Shut the fuck up, you miserable piece of Steroid shit.
    >> Kender Rights Activist 12/10/10(Fri)13:32 No.13101714
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    Being alpha as fuck implies a measure of self-awareness, pride, self-maintainance, and cleanlyness. What you are describing is a slovenly and generally distasteful picture of an individual who cannot partake of an intoxicant without making a mess of himself and everything around him.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:34 No.13101728
    Hey, i work out and binge drink. Not as effective as working out without drinking, but i fail to give a shit. And the only time you can see me with a popped collar is when i pop the one on my coat during a snowstorm.

    And pink polo boys are funny, they rarely can stomach even a 0,5 of vodka but talk like they're the shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:34 No.13101730
    What was this guy mas at?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:35 No.13101737
    >Kender Rights Activist



    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:35 No.13101746
    >Being alpha as fuck implies a measure of not giving two shits about some worthless namefag's opinions as to what or what not constitutes being alpha as fuck

    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:36 No.13101751
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    Alpha Male thread?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:36 No.13101756
    There are two basic groups of people at any gym:
    1. People who work out because they like the progress, they like to get tired, test their limits and be strong as fuck.
    2. People who want to look good on the beach or in the club.

    It's usually the second category that goes insane on suplements and chemicals.

    The moar you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:37 No.13101766
    Only if you're alpha enough to DO A LOT OF DRUGS N WENCHES~!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:41 No.13101797
    Only in your own mind. Every time you end up drunken like rake-shaft? Every time you spazz out on whatever you've just taken and think you look so fucking manly? Everyone even remotely more sober looks at you and thinks "well, at least I'm not as bad as this piece of shit is". Next time you get pig-faced, remeber every glance at you is nothing but pure disdain and pity. You're not alpha, you're in need of help and none of your friends is loyal enough to tell you that.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:43 No.13101804
    >implying everyone isn't as shitfaced as me

    Sounds like you go to shitty places for a drink.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:46 No.13101824

    No, he probably doesn't drink at all because real men don't drink, don't do drugs, don't smoke, and hang around alone every Friday night, because they're considered too fucking boring and judgmental pricks to hang out with by everybody else. That's alpha as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:46 No.13101826
    >Implying I don't stop when I feel the nice rausch coming over and everything's easier and happier, and instead carry on drinking like I'm fourteen and end up sleeping in my own vomit.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:49 No.13101841
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    >he doesn't snort some lines when he gets too drunk
    >> stran-G-EER 12/10/10(Fri)13:52 No.13101856
    So... some douchebag drunk, stoner wised up and turned into something I can fuck? Fuck, I really do live in the future!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:59 No.13101893
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    Yes, you! You are NOT my friend.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)13:59 No.13101896
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    >Not moderate amounts of good imported beer
    >Not Mushrooms/Mescaline/Acid
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)14:20 No.13102012
    You can buy a keg of good beer. Really.

    And acid is probably the worst party drug ever, followed by shrooms
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)14:24 No.13102031
    why is this thread still here
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)14:30 No.13102044
    Because no touhou pictures were posted.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)14:30 No.13102047
    ah, poor druggie bastards. I never will understand the feeling of immense inferiority that leads to such abuse.

    I suppose I could if I cut a few inches off, but that certainly isn't worth the effort.

    druggies: grow a pair.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)15:59 No.13102815
    So can I get the original to this?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)17:43 No.13103605
    Bump for this
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)17:46 No.13103637
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    > Ugly guys becoming pretty guy-girls

    Everytime I see this shit, you faggots make me sad; especially you mega-fucked bastards that think you can actually become a woman.
    Sad stuff.

    Smoke weed everyday.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)17:49 No.13103657
    >ewwwwww traps and trannies! How dare they make me question my sexuality when I'm out of my weed-induced stupor!
    You're the worst troll ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)17:54 No.13103695
    >> Anonymous 12/10/10(Fri)19:54 No.13104811
    I personally disagree with you OP

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