Fly Faster?

We mustn't let the owlbears starve... find nearest owlbear and fly into his mouth to give him life sustaining nourishment for the greater good

fap to dire chickadee porn.

>>13070241
this but for different reasons, choke that fucking owlbear

What do we like to eat?

>find nearest peregrine falcon
>headbutt
>eat heart
>acquire turboboost power

Pick up sharp stick, blind owlbear so it is dependent on us to find food, use our owlbear slave to assume rulership of the owlbears.

>13070225
wherever ever you have decided to fly, you resolve to fly faster.
...but you haven't decided to fly anywhere

>>13070241
>>13070274

yea lets be a real man and do a flying spin kick into the nearest owlbear's ravening maw and claw out his throat with our talons

then we can make him our bitch when he collapses in a gasping sobbing heap

lets go kill some squirrels

Oh, it's a drawquest, awesome. Make ourselves a dread crown out of sticks.

>>13070356

squirrels are nature's drug dealers you know...

ehhh a village in the east? fuck that humanity trying to tame or eat us lets go west! Adventure and freedom!

>>13070376
kill him, flip his goods.
go into business

Find some delicious suet. Or some of those little black seeds.

>>13070325
something nags at you saying this is a bad idea. you ignore it and spot your owlbear target.

The fool... it has no idea you are right behind him!
(cont.)

>>13070420
now thats a quest

While flying west we make sure to shit on anything that can't climb.

Take that, land-dwellers!

Fly directly into a tree.

Let's fly east. Maybe we can find something to do, and eat some grain.

chickadee-deee-deee-deee

Five little chickadees knocking at the door
One flew away and then there were four.
Chickadee, chickadee, happy today.
Chickadee, chickadee, fly away.

Four little chickadees singing in a tree
One flew away and then there were three.
Chickadee, chickadee, happy today.
Chickadee, chickadee, fly away.

Three little chickadees didn't know what to do
One flew away and then there were two.
Chickadee, chickadee, happy today.
Chickadee, chickadee, fly away.

Two little chickadees sitting in the sun
One flew away leaving only one.
Chickadee, chickadee, happy today.
Chickadee, chickadee, fly away.

One little chickadees not having any fun
She flew away and then there were none.
Chickadee, chickadee, happy today.
Chickadee, chickadee, fly away.

>>13070439
CHICADEE KICK!!!

...this isnt going well

>>13070439
forgot the pic

.... this wasn't very smart
Quickly! GO FOR THE EYES!
DIG OUT HIS CORNEA

Fly the other way, We need an amry. Look for other chickadee who want to fight.

Army*

retreat...pray the chikadee gods have not forsaken us

>>13070599
That reminds me, what is our pantheon?

Surely we must have some gods?

Smite evil on the evil owlbear.

I am d'aaaawing uncontrollably. Thank you op, this is quite swell.

Also, yes. Get an army. RISE UP, CHICKADEES!

>>13070549
Good going, you pissed it off.
NOW MAIM IT.
>Ralence glance
Yeah, he won't be able to do that, captcha.

ooooo I'd kill to make this Chickadee a paladin of the feathered pantheon of gods

>>13070567
you dig your tiny beak right into his eye and deftly fly back to examine your handywork.

the owlbear roars in pain. hes fuckin pissed man....

"Pazuzu Pazuzu Pazuzu"

>>13070725
OK, now make your way east to the village. Delicious slaughter awaits!

>>13070725
EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

>>13070726
Ah shit, does talking count as a free action?
If so, go for the other eye as well!

>>13070633
Maybe this but without the snakes?

Oh, this looks pretty aweso-

>Cat sized Chickadee

Sweet Armok! I... What... But... Chickadees are meant to be half fist sized...

>>13070762
you decide to leave while you have the upperhand and head to the villawwwshit he's chasing you!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

The canopy is to thick to fly highter!

>>13070923
Lead him over a cliff.

>>13070923
WHAT. Find a cliff or some some change in altitude. The break in the treeline will be enough for us.

how far is the village? lead him there if its closer, move over albatross the chickadee is the new harbinger of bad luck

>>13070940
you know just the place!
but will you make it in time?

>>13070923
Lead him off a cliff. While he's on the ground, peck out his other eye.

>>13071031
FLY FASTER!!!

>>13071043
This

>>13071052
this

That cliff is going the wrong way. OR IS IT?

>>13071061
This

I would like to pose a question. Why, prey tell, is there but one Chickadee? Whenever I see them they are in flocks of "Hmm, there must be at least 10... 15 of them?" to "HOLY CRAP"

Consider the title of the Memoir you will write after this is all over.

>>13071032
your leading as fast as you can!

hes too close! you can feel the darkness of his overbearing form close in all around you!
as soon as you think all hope is lost....

>>13071138
VEER OFF TO THE RIGHT!!!
THAT'S HIS BLIND SPOT!!!

>>13071153
OR WAS IT HIS LEFT

>>13071165

Bam. Memoir Title.

>>13071165
IT WAS RIGHT!!! >>13070923

CHICKADEEEEEEE

>>13071138
...you're home free.

(cont)

>>13071244
VICTORY FOR BIRDKIND! Can I get a CHICKADEES, FUCK YEAH!?

Time to check out the eastern village without incident.

>>13071244
WHAT NOW BITCH.

>>13071244

FLY DOWN AND RIDE HIM LIKE A SKYBOARD TILL HE HITS THE DECK.

>>13071244

Skin it's carcass and make ourselves a bitch'n owlbear cloak.

>>13071244
dig into his guts then feed until your next prey comes along

>>13071244
you watch him plummet to the ground below as a feeling of victory washes over you.

LEVEL UP!
pick a stat to put 3 into (spd, str, toughness,int)
and you will also get a feat pertaining to that stat!

>>13071280
This

We can make bird sized leather armor (tiny)

>>13071283
Speed seems like the most thematically appropriate, but fuck that I am voting strength. MUSCLE CHIKADEE.

>>13071283
how many levels in int until we can craft or cast

learn to speak bugbear

>>13071283
>>13071295

STR plz.

>>13071283
AND SO WE SMOTE HIS RUIN UPON THE MOUNTAINSIDE.
Speed, for it has served us well.

Also eat the owlbear's heart to gain its strength.

Speed is my vote, str second.

Speed

And we should get some fineness type feat

We shall gather a host of woodland creatures and overthrow the tyrannical reign of the owlbear menace!

Speed

Speed please.

And know you have brought a smile to my face

>>13071244
God damn you, OP, you're doing this on purpose.

>>13071295
speed:1
strength:4
toughness:1
intelligence:1

Feats: *new* POWER PECK (str)


the battle has ended in your favor what now? to the village?

>>13071355
>>13071280

This Quest is the best thing since TauQuest came back

>>13071355
mount the owlbear's head at the entrance to the forest to show the new king

>>13071355
see
>>13071312
>>13071293
>>13071280
>>13071281

>>13071355

Examine the corpse

>>13071355
I think maybe change that to speed because a bunch of people voted. Or we could go to the village and flex our pecs for the hot babe chickadees.

Like 4 and a half people said SPEED

What the hell OP? Go with the consensus.

>>13071368
I guess you could say...we're good at...
*sunglasses*
Picking up chicks.

>>13071355
Use POWER PECK to retrieve a trophy from the owlbear (feather?) so we can rally our chickadee brethren in the village to retake the forests from our foes.

It can be done! RISE MY CHICKADEES

>>13071355
go to village, look for suet. Or sunflower seeds.

befriend A troll, then actually troll the village

>>13071373
>>13071363
Yes, because it's total impossible the delay in replies saying speed could have had any effect at all, isn't it? I'd rather fast drawings than stat arguments, answer quicker next time.

>>13071368
You sure its a chickadee village?
Eh, lets flex for them anyway.

>>13071362
This!

>>13071358
you took it off of his face, because your hardcore like that.

...not bad...pretty cool!

You can fly in that thing? Go to village!

>>13071464
Wow, that's pretty horrifying. Maybe cover up those eye holes with something.

>>13071478
The eye holes are for our wings so we can fly!

ITT: The Little Chickadee Who Did Not Give A Fuck.

>>13071464
+5 intimidate modifier

Captcha: humonge could

>>13071478

Stitch them closed.

When we wear our ceremonial cloak of Do-Not-Give-A-Fuck, we can't be letting the rain get in.

...How much more int until we can use a needle and thread?

>>13071464
we should go to the tavern in town and sit in a corner giving people the stink eye

Also, is it a human town? or a normal bird town.

farewell OP and anons, guide our Chickadee well

OP, with our increased strength, does this cloak hamper our flight ability at all? Like our speed?

>>13071483
Good point.

>>13071511
It had better be a bird town.

>>13071532
We will upgrade speed next, I promise. Our pimp wing must be both fast -and- strong.

Goddammit, there are too many awesome quests going on on /tg/ right now. My crappy quest is doomed ;_;

>>13071542
Faster means stronger wings

Stronger wings means faster

>>13071560
link to CrappyQuest?

>>13071469
you fly off to the village, new adventure awaits!

(ending it here for today, sorry, ill start around 7-8 tomorrow)

>>13071571
This can only end in awesome.

>>13071571
That cape's awesome in-flight

We should use the beak like a helmet

>>13071563

I thought Strength = Endurance and Attack power

Whereas speed was Flight speed and attack speed.

So speedy chickadee would go really fast but would have to rest after a little while, but a strong chickadee would go slower but for a long time.

>>13071570
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13055594/

this quest is awesome

Am I the only person who wants to pump Toughness and Speed to max so we can divebomb our foes at terminal velocity and come out without a scratch?

>>13071622
not enough gouging

This thread needs archiving

Archived! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13070225/

>>13071634
I kinda like the idea of the world's most hardcore chickadee headbutting its foes at 120 miles per hour, especially since we've got a bitchin' owlbear cape/helmet now, but whatever.

We don't even need to physically attack opponents any more. Inferior beings that raise killing intent against us (read: everything) instantly die from our aura.

I think if we want to start an army we should get int, so far int seems useless to us.