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    44 KB Seemingly useless magical items Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:10 No.13027252  
    Socks that are always clean, and glow when spiders are nearby.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:12 No.13027266
    A small leather ball that always rolls north.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:13 No.13027277
    A belt that fits perfectly, but only if you don't need it.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:13 No.13027278
    An egg that, when placed on a flat surface, stands upright and spins counterclockwise.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.13027287
    A monocle that reverses the wearer's speech.
    >> gentleman-perv 12/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.13027290
    a device that opens all electronically powered datalocks.
    in a fantasy setting
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:15 No.13027291
    It's like my own personal Underdark exploration kit.

    A single-use wand of Inflict Miniscule Wounds.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:16 No.13027297
    A hat that glows like a candle, but only in direct sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:16 No.13027300
    A cellphone which can ring with any song ever made by humans, but only for 10 second. You have to spell the artist and the song into the phone.
    >> gentleman-perv 12/04/10(Sat)13:17 No.13027301
    and you just know that the players will use the one useless item you gave them to defeat the BBEG just as things look grimmest
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:17 No.13027303
    That doesn't strike me as useless in any way tbh.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:17 No.13027306
    A stone that is constantly 100 degrees Celsius.

    Was made by a wizard who got sick and fucking tired of having to light a fire or burn a spell slot to make a goddamn cup of tea.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:18 No.13027311

    That is incredibly useful you dolt.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:18 No.13027312
    A corset that hides the fact that you have breasts if you don't cover it with another piece of clothing.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:18 No.13027317
    A staff charged with the Random Spell Generator. Are you manly enough to use it?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:19 No.13027318
    A wallet that, whenever opened, spawns 1d8 moths.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:19 No.13027323
    A wand of create wand (create wand).

    One charge.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:20 No.13027328
    You bet your sweet chaotic spell slots I am!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.13027333
    a watch that never needs winding but whose seconds are perpetually just a little bit too long, so it's never on time.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:21 No.13027334
    a gun that can turn into panties

    a pair of swords that can turn into stockings
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:22 No.13027341
    A shirt that glows bright pink if someone within 30 ft thinks you are a douchebag.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:23 No.13027343
    A bottle that leaks without emptying.
    >> Ted 12/04/10(Sat)13:23 No.13027349
    A cursed belt of goblin kind, when worn, change race to Goblin. All armor and weapons on said person remain full size.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:23 No.13027353
    A ball that always hits the tosser in the head when tossed
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:24 No.13027364
    A quill which never needs to be re-inked.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:25 No.13027371
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    Oh, you.

    A tuning fork that, when struck, produces a middle C from a random instrument.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:26 No.13027374
    A bell that, when you ring it, causes all the water within fifteen feet to flow towards you.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:27 No.13027378
    A fork that one can never remove from their hands when held.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:28 No.13027392
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:29 No.13027397
    A pizza cutter that leaves you with nine slices, each an eighth of the pizza in size, when used.

    A pair of gloves that reverse handedness when worn.

    A magical gem that glows when it detects Mexico.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:29 No.13027398
    a bot that links any two posts in the same thread with the same object as hivemind
    >> Alpharius 12/04/10(Sat)13:29 No.13027401
    OPs socks will always be glowing.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:29 No.13027403
    A hat that causes everyone that sees the wearer to think said wearer is a pretty cool guy, but won't make them any more likely to do what you want or help you.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:32 No.13027418
    A never-ending can of beer. After three days it's fairly flat and stale, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:32 No.13027419
    A cosmically uninteresting object.

    No matter how hard anyone looks at it, they will never remember what it looks like.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:33 No.13027422
    A small metal box that, when opened, shouts the answer to a question that someone, somewhere in the world just asked.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:34 No.13027428
    Shield of Sonic Protection

    +2 AC vs medium sized hedgehogs.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:34 No.13027430
    A truly immovable ro*CLANG*

    >> Alpharius 12/04/10(Sat)13:35 No.13027440
    Invent chemistry.
    Distill alcohol from beer.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:35 No.13027442
    >kill everyone
    >box of infinite answers
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:37 No.13027463
    A fish hook which causes all fish attached to it to become musically capable, followed by a short dance number, then the death of the fish.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:38 No.13027464
    A box of food that never empties, but if anybody in the group is hungry the food goes rotten until they are not.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:43 No.13027511
    A small metal cage containing a floating eyes. It constantly stares at the most evil person it can see.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:44 No.13027519

    That actually works out fine, they just eat BEFORE they get hungry.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:47 No.13027539

    If you can't think of a way to destroy everything using these then you don't belong on this board.
    >> Acererak Reality !oBhB8ua.RU 12/04/10(Sat)13:47 No.13027542
    A suit of spleen armor.

    That is armor made of spleens that would fit around a spleen. Yes, this means you'd have to have surgery to wear it.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid !!9x1vEuGv9ER 12/04/10(Sat)13:47 No.13027544
    A pendant of stealth which gives a +5 to all hide checks, then flashes brightly and plays an uplifting "success" chime when the wearer successfully passes undetected.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:50 No.13027574
    Throw into the ocean. Steam everything to death.

    Summon an undead and tell it to keep opening and closing the wallet forever. Infinite moths.

    Keep using it. Endless wood.

    Use on one of the pizza slices. Endless pizza.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:51 No.13027581
    A magic boomerang that always comes back. All the edges are sharpened enough to go through any armor, causing it to decapitate the user every time.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:52 No.13027593
    Goggles that tell you how much money you have in your bank account.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:52 No.13027594
    I thought your name was Acererak Realty

    >This is my seventh dungeon, and Acererak Realty always finds me an amazing deal.
    >When we reanimated our ancestors and decided to sell the empty crypt, Acererak Realty got us double the asking price!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:53 No.13027598


    GM: You're in a cave... it's pitch black! You can't see shit!
    Player: I open the wallet, I close the wallet, I open the wallet, I close the wallet, I open the wallet, I close the wallet, I open the wallet, I close the wallet. I wait a while... Small fireball... Now what do we see?

    Free food!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:55 No.13027621
    >Place stone on glacier
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:59 No.13027652
    A Group of rocks, that when stacked on top of one another, will stay that way for all eternity, regardless of gravity or force, until someone removes the middle stone.
    >> Alpharius 12/04/10(Sat)13:59 No.13027654
    Shoes of Striding.
    No matter how slowly you want to move, you always move at a wide stride. Only a successful Disjunction or Greater Dispel will allow you to remove the shoes.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)13:59 No.13027656
    An impenetratable helmet that always weighs double the weigth of the wearer's body.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:00 No.13027664
    Magical silence and keep it in a bag.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:00 No.13027666
    summon undead have him throw it. A lot of these are incredibly useful when used by undead minions.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:02 No.13027679
    A glove that makes the characters left hand invisible to bumblebees.
    >> Anonymous Prime 12/04/10(Sat)14:06 No.13027709
    Cross-dimensional Trousers: One leg is a portal to the Positive Energy Plane, the other to the Negative Energy Plane. The catch? You can't even stand up in these things because your legs are in two different dimensions.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:06 No.13027710
    Enchant a minion to always weigh as much as his helmet.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:07 No.13027712
    This concept is already used at many carnivals.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid !!9x1vEuGv9ER 12/04/10(Sat)14:07 No.13027721
    Stay-put socks.

    They are socks that never fall down.

    Because they are filled with glue.
    >> Anonymous Prime 12/04/10(Sat)14:08 No.13027728

    You might as well divide by zero
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:08 No.13027729
    It is SEEMINGLY useless. So exploits are fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:08 No.13027731
    As a student who can rarely be fucked doing his own laundry, I can tell you that permanently clean socks wuld be very useful indeed.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:09 No.13027737
    Wand of transform urine.

    It can turn any animals urine into the urine of another animal, if the caster has tasted it.
    >> Anonymous Prime 12/04/10(Sat)14:13 No.13027750
    Paper that can set itself on fire with a command word.
    Actually that can be very useful in many situations.

    A helmet which prevents the wearer from sweating.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:14 No.13027757
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    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:16 No.13027772
    An incense that, when burned, eliminates the scent of the burner and the incense until it burns out.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:17 No.13027780
    A magical ring that allows a character to wear one additional magical ring (compared to the normal laws of magic).
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:21 No.13027805
    Are you fucking retarded? That would be the must fun thing to ue as a lawful stupid paladin EVER.

    "I check who the most evil person is."
    "It's that guy"
    "I smite him and check who the next evil person is"
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:24 No.13027822

    It doesn't necessarily target evil, though - Just the "most evil" person nearby. So if you're in, say, a church full of lawful good paladins, it's still going to look at SOMEONE.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:24 No.13027823
    Points to citizen. SMITE AND KILL HIM.

    The most evil person in the area is sometimes not evil at all. You have fallen
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:26 No.13027835
    That's really damn useful.

    That's just a cursed object and is a nice gift.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:29 No.13027856
    Made me crack up

    A ring that when worn makes you completely hammered. Effect only lasts while wearing the ring
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:31 No.13027868
    A silk nightgown with pink frills that fill you with manliness.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:33 No.13027878
    Hence why I said lawful stupid.

    Created something which detected the most evil thing nearby and then went on a quest to destroy all evil.

    Bam, BBEG material.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:33 No.13027879
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:36 No.13027898
    A small construct that has a pen for a hand. If it writes a sound effect on something, that thing will act to cause the effect.

    A magic padlock. A successful touch attack will put a padlock through the victim's heart, causing no damage but the size and weight of the lock depend on the person's level of guilt. (Multiple people can be affected.)

    A short bracelet made of twine. It provides the wearer with the ability to turn into string.

    A small figurine of a stag beetle that can fly incredibly quickly, yet is too slippery to tie anything else to.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:37 No.13027910
    +2 Strength, temporary Drunken Master when worn.
    -4 Con to male wearers, an additional -2 Con to Orcs and Elvens, -1 if half-elf/orc
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:38 No.13027913
    Quick, taste the piss of does in heat and never go hungry again!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:38 No.13027914
    Pendant of Hungerless:
    When worn, the person will no longer feel hungry. However, the player will still have to eat, like he had to before wearing the pendant or will starve to death.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:39 No.13027925
    is that some JJBA?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:39 No.13027928
    I fail to see why this would affect elves at all....
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:42 No.13027946
    >A small construct that has a pen for a hand. If it writes a sound effect on something, that thing will act to cause the effect.

    >A magic padlock. A successful touch attack will put a padlock through the victim's heart, causing no damage but the size and weight of the lock depend on the person's level of guilt. (Multiple people can be affected.)
    JoJo part 5(?) or 4.

    >A short bracelet made of twine. It provides the wearer with the ability to turn into string.
    JoJo part 6 (also reminiscent of part 3's Hierophant Green)

    >A small figurine of a stag beetle that can fly incredibly quickly, yet is too slippery to tie anything else to.
    Reminds me of the flying tubes in JoJo part 6
    >> Double Dragon 12/04/10(Sat)14:42 No.13027951
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    i have decided to look through all of these threads and make a table for a d-100 roll to fuck with my players next campaign
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:43 No.13027956
    True... dark elves then...?

    The player? Is this some "Bring your own snack!" opportunity-opener?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:47 No.13027982
    A goblet that changes colour depending on the liquid in it: blue for wines, red for ale, etc.

    A prism that splits light into colours almost as usual, but doesn't separate green and yellow from each other.

    A sewing needle which won't prick your finger.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:47 No.13027988
    A pocket watch that, when touched with bare skin, switches places with the users heart. The heart still continues to function as long as it's not damaged and it's within arms reach of the user.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:52 No.13028017
    Genitalia Girdle:
    This girdle will change the genitalia of the creature wearing it for 3 seconds once a day. The wearer will have to know the superficial features of the creatures genitalia they are trying to change their genitalia too, in order for it to work.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:56 No.13028036
    throw it at enemy. kill the heart.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:57 No.13028047
    Goggles that allow the wearer to see what is behind them but not in front of them
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)14:58 No.13028055

    Errata for the Wand of Create Wand (Create Wand)

    For each charge on the wand the user can summon a Wand of Create Wand. All wands created in this way always have exactly one charge on them. When a wand runs out of charges it is destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:00 No.13028065
    Yes, make an arrow which is designed to rebound off of people after hitting them, then attach the pocketwatch to the arrowhead.

    Bam, it lands a metre away and they die due to lack of heart. Will also work on any creature which uses a heart to survive. Dragons, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:06 No.13028122
    A ring enchanted to seem just like a powerful magic ring (exactly what kind is up to the DM's discretion), even fooling Identify and other divination spells, but in reality has no magic effects other than this. The only way to determine the true nature of the ring (aside from trial and error) is to make DC 25 Spellcraft check when examining it with an Identify or Analyze Dweomer spell. The DM has no obligation to suggest or prompt making such a check.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:09 No.13028147
    That's why I specified that it needs to touch the skin. Hair/scales/clothes don't work.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:09 No.13028149
    Wand of create doubt:

    When used, the caster is not entirely sure what it just did, but it obviously did something, right? Or did it?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:09 No.13028151
    Stick of Thombor:

    This stick, when split in half, will create a gnome behind the person who used the stick. The gnome will constantly yell out Thombor and walk towards the user until the user either looks at the gnome or tries to touch it, in which the gnome will merely vanish into thin air. The gnome is non-corporeal and will walk past any physical objects between the user and it.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:12 No.13028181
    >Yes, make an arrow which is designed to rebound off of people after hitting them, then attach the pocketwatch to the arrowhead.

    Ballistics, dude. Simplest thing to do is probably exploit the other guy's shock and grab/squash the heart before he can get to it.

    You guys got me. (They sound useless, though, don't they?) Respectively [spoiler]Echoes in part 4[/spoiler], obviously, [spoiler]The Lock used by a minor villain at the start of part 4[/spoiler], [spoiler]Jolyne[/spoiler] of course, and [spoiler]Tower of Grey at the beginning of part 3[/spoiler], F=ma and loving it.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:14 No.13028194
    A box that turns toys into living things. Upside? Indian in a cupboard. Downside? they are life-size, and do not pull the person or thing from anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:14 No.13028195
    Paint that is a different color to all who look at it

    A translucent gel that can evaporate, solidify, or liquefy, determined by the holder. However, it always does the exact opposite of what you want it to.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:16 No.13028215
    Perpetual motion device encased in impenetrable glass.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:16 No.13028217
    >it always does the exact opposite of what you want it to.
    >three states of matter
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:16 No.13028219
    clothe that when viewed, a person unfit for their duty will see nothing, but a person fit for their duty will see the most gorgeous peice of clothing.

    (People unfit for their duty will see nothing of the user of the cloth either.)
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:17 No.13028228
    infinite major creation for liquids, yes please.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:20 No.13028255
    Hair of Growth:

    This hair, when placed on a piece of armor, will quickly grow a coating of black on the armor. This fur covering will stay on the armor for a day before shedding off and seemingly disintegrating.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:25 No.13028312
    Anyone else want to combine the ring of not feeling hungry but still needing to eat, and the basket of endless food that rots if you're hungry?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:31 No.13028350
    That's what I was thinking when I read the ring post.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:33 No.13028367
    A sword which can only cut silk.

    An egg which hatches into a bird with the ability to turn back into the original egg.

    A Monocle which allows grants the wearer the ability to make people hate them.

    A seed that, when planted, grows into a corpse.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:33 No.13028371
    Deck of Illusions:

    A deck that disappears when identified.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:40 No.13028424
    Ballgag of Vocalization:

    Makes the user immune to silence spells, if the item is worn properly.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:44 No.13028461
    Lol wearing that will definitely get you filled with men!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:48 No.13028481
    A necklace which makes you irrestible to the opposite gender and attracted to the same gender.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)15:58 No.13028550
    >three states of matter
    >I do not know that there are, for example, multiple ways something can be "solid".
    >Showing of how smart I am makes me feel as if I'm worth something.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:07 No.13028617
    Shoebox of Schrodinger

    May or may not contain something. Whatever item the players desperately need exists in a probability state, inside the box. Simultaniously, however, several other things exist in the box in probability states, including a cat that may or may not be dead.

    The effect is nullified if it is observed, and only one random probability state can make the transition into stratified reality. Say the players need a sonic screwdriver. So long as they never open the box, a sonic screwdriver exists in the box, in a probability state. Sadly if they open the box, they might just end up with a dead cat.

    The probability states cannot be resumed once the contents of the box are observed
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:08 No.13028625
    Then explain to me where I'm mistaken. I'm simply pointing out that if there are three variables as described, evaporate/solidify/liquefy, and they are not parallels how can there be an "opposite" affect?

    Is evaporate opposed to solidify? In which case what opposes liquid? Or am I to understand that if you want it to solidify that it will do one of the other two, in which case in what way is it an opposite?

    If there's something I'm missing then tell me in detail, don't just get all smarmy.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:17 No.13028694
    "Man, I really need to be liquid now, but if i'd turn i'd turn into gas, the strong wind would blow me away.
    Well, fuck, I just evaporated, didn't I?"
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:24 No.13028731
    A tattoo that makes its user prone to sunburn.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:39 No.13028819
    A book whose dog-eared page uncreases itself when the owner resumes reading.

    A small square of paper which, when folded into the shape of an animal, becomes animated with the essential personality of that animal. A paper frog will hop around on its own, a paper crane will slowly flap its wings (but probably not fly), and a paper rhinocerous will run around charging things pathetically.

    A small gardening trowel which is not tiring to use.

    A set of wagon wheels which will not come off their axles unless first broken.

    A jar whose lid reappears intact upon command, and thus can not be permanently lost or broken unless the jar itself is lost or broken.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:42 No.13028840
    Wand of Tautology. Its magic is the ability to be activated. You may expend one charge... to expend one charge.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:43 No.13028849
    So.. reverse mirror glasses?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:46 No.13028876
    A dull knife that spreads even the hardest butter without shredding the bread.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:47 No.13028890
    >Bust Wand
    Tap a womans breasts with one end of the wand, the breasts disappear, tap any object, woman, rock, house, pillow anything really with the other end and it gains that bust. If used on tits it simply increases their size

    Baby Wand: Same thing except with pregnancies(both sides can only be used on women' armor adjusts to the swollen belly

    A +5 Vorpal Acid Burst Lawfulbane goodbane Great Sword that automatically confirms critical hits when wielded by a lawful good character but can only be used against other lawful good characters for a lawful good purpose(or it just stops working immediately)
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:54 No.13028931
    ... how many charges does it have?
    >explas necessity
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)16:56 No.13028947

    I would drown babies for this knife.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:04 No.13029025
    A magical pen. Any dialogue written with it will, when read aloud, be read with the voice of the character in the dialogue.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:05 No.13029026
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    >Implying one needs a reason to drown babies
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:10 No.13029082
    a jar, when opened, smells like the last place you opened it.

    >mfw i gave this to my players and they stink bombed a prison and broke out their party member.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:11 No.13029102
    oh, and for the curious, the last place it was opened was in a room of rotten farts... my players are juvenile
    >> 01011001 !!q8KxB04TJME 12/04/10(Sat)17:13 No.13029123
    It has as many charges as it has, duh.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:17 No.13029149
    Trench Coat of Viewing.

    When worn, all armor and items inside of the coat are invisible.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)17:19 No.13029167
    a copper coin that changes the design on both of its faces every time it is flipped in the air.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)18:24 No.13029692
    A tankard that can never be knocked over when empty, but has a tendency to be accidentally tipped when more than half-filled.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)18:26 No.13029716
    Wear it inside out: Whole world becomes invisible!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)18:41 No.13029822
    Reminds me of the OOTS "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning" joke.
    >> 01011001 !!q8KxB04TJME 12/04/10(Sat)18:52 No.13029895
    How far away can the command word be said? That's damned good.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:17 No.13030066

    >BBEG is a woman
    >use baby wand on her
    >not so easy to fight now, is it?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:26 No.13030141
    holy fuck, that would screw with my party so bad (paladins doing a templar thing)

    thought, that would actually be kinda neat, a way to extend the use of the big bad
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:27 No.13030148
    wand of presdigitation that can be used 5 times-per-day. Only usable in combat.

    monocle that points out the three most valuable things in a room. Including the room itself and your equipment

    jewel that is unable to be dropped by the holder unless the holder is dead. Becomes the phylactery of the last lich that the party fought no matter if it was killed or not. The respawn rate is every 2 days and the lich retains all of its memories when regenerated.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:28 No.13030151
    >my face when i used the wrong word...
    "though" not "thought"
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:30 No.13030184
    Does this mean you flash people if you have the front open?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:32 No.13030195

    >BBEG is a tiny-sized being
    >use one side of the want to take the fetus out of a gigantic-sized creature
    >place it inside of the BBEG
    >ripped apart by BABIES
    >party barbarian can gloat like the heavy
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:34 No.13030210
    A ring that keeps dirt from getting under your fingernails.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:39 No.13030266
    Staff that stores kinetic energy as it gains it through general movement or combat. It releases it by exploding; destroying the staff in the process. It may only explode on the ethereal plane.
    >> Tarot !S3L49KhMZ2 12/04/10(Sat)19:44 No.13030315
    A wand that will summon n number of whales left testicles.

    where N is the number of people in the party
    >> Tarot !S3L49KhMZ2 12/04/10(Sat)19:46 No.13030327
    A box that whenever opened contains 1d10 odd numbered dice.

    (as in the dice only has odd numbers on it)
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:47 No.13030338
    A mouse that sing a drinking song at midday.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:49 No.13030358
    A money box, that when opened, has the exact amount of money to get away for holding highly sensitive, copyright material, and it also gives you the material in question.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:52 No.13030391
    Hamster Of Holding
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:52 No.13030393
    An invisibility cloak that makes everything apart from you invisible
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:52 No.13030394
    A small teapot that is magically filled with enough hot tea for a single cup. This occurs at 8am, noon and 4pm every day without fail, the times at which the Wizard who created it likes a nice fresh cup.

    you find it in an underground lab, which has been filling with cold, stale tea during the last 400 years since the wizard died
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)19:52 No.13030396
    Robe of permanent Ghost Sounds and detect evil (3 times-per-day, instantaneous action). The only emitted sound is the sound of somebody masturbating. Only usable by paladins. Paladins do not hear the sound.
    >> Tarot !S3L49KhMZ2 12/04/10(Sat)19:53 No.13030408
    A bottomless bucket of human excrement that can only be picked up by hand.

    a wand that when in contact with bear skin causes the wielder to swap places with them
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:05 No.13030518

    Just imagine what would happen if a bard got his hands on the first two items. The results would be earth-shattering.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:16 No.13030650
    >Bucket of Infinite Fertilizer - give it to a barren kingdom, return a year later, discover land is flourishing agirculturally

    >Wand of Fucking With Party Druid - Wildshape? How about NOT
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:19 No.13030691
    A tuning fork that, when struck, plays the Columbian national anthem.

    A pair of earmuffs which only block out the sound of the Columbian national anthem.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:20 No.13030696
    Glasses of Wolf Sight:

    When these glasses are worn, the wearer will see the sight of a random wolf living on the planet. If their are currently no wolves on the planet, the glasses will simply disintegrate when worn.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:20 No.13030703
    Thimble of uncanny construction.
    Appears as an ordinary copper thimble, however it cannot be crushed. Melts and is destroyed at temperatures that would melt copper.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:22 No.13030720
    A D cell battery that has no charge except in the light of a full moon.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:28 No.13030810
    a metal band that has the ability to create a portal for urine to flow into. The urine inside of the portal will exit from a portal 10 feet above the metal band.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:42 No.13030948
    A large goblet that is always filled to the brim with a liquid of the user's choice. The liquid can only be sipped, even turning the goblet over will not cause any liquid to leave. Straws do not count, the user must be trained in proper Nobleperson sipping etiquette to properly sip.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:44 No.13030990
    A thimble which contains a pinch of unidentified white powder. Every twenty four hours the thimble re-fills, each time with a different white powder. One day it may be finely ground sugar, the next day potassium nitrate, the next day cocaine. You'll never know til you try to figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:45 No.13030998
    Magic Bag of Unholding.

    A "compact" version of the popular bag of holding.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:47 No.13031023
    A goblet filled with any liquid the holder thinks of, that when tipped, whispers, "don't think of urine"
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:47 No.13031024
    >I fill it with magma
    what? you know you have to sip it..
    >I know, I roll for fort save.. 18
    your mouth is slightly singed.. why do you do this all the ti-
    >I spit magma at him
    >> Anonymous 12/04/10(Sat)20:59 No.13031195
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)01:46 No.13034615
    The first time I read this, I was thinking, "So, GWAR is magical?" Then I realizes you meant "metal band" as in "strip of iron," and not as in "have guitars and loud amplifiers."

    Though a magic metal band did appear as villains in the movie The Dungeonmaster. I believe it was W.A.S.P. They attacked the hero by playing power chords which shot lightning out of their guitars.
    > I highly recommend this movie. For some value of "highly."
    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)02:40 No.13035214
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    >> Anonymous 12/05/10(Sun)02:44 No.13035243
    a gun which covers its user in bees

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