I'm embarassed, but, I really need some help. I'm a damsel in distress. The thing is, I'm ADDICTED to the persona. I'll hike up to dragon's lairs, take trips into enemy and neutral territory, letting my guard down and being kidnapped, or laying, splayed out, in full view of the lecherous, villainous baron. All to get the hero to come to my rescue!
But I can't keep doing this, I. Sometimes- most of the time now- the hero doesn't come. And then I get raped by a fat, greasy nobleman with no buisiness being... With me. Or tied to a stake and ransomed off, either by a giant monster or another nation, for exhorbiant amounts of money. This is causing real problems in my life. Please, help me out.
A Damsel Who is Distressed