It's a nerfgun that shoots nerfchainsaws

dead'art hubie mount with beama

A lego gun that shoots TRANSPARENT ORANGE CHAINSAWS.

OII'VE INVENTED SOME KIND OF MACHINE, THAT MAKES WALKING....

....FAAAARRSSARRRRRRR!
*dramatic pause*

>>12929459
>>12929465

A shoota which shoots dem choppas! WAAAAAAAGH

>>12929459

I made an automatic hammer

Teleporta'. You sneakz the otha' end behind what you wanna krump and shoot youz dakka in dis end and it comes out da otha end and then you'z got some cunning dakka!

>>12929473

>>12929484
now you're thinking with portals

>>12929484

Excuse me good sir, but I believe it is called a "Telltporta"

I invented, well, I'm not quite sure what I invented, but it's orky, loud, choppy, yellow, and will explode at the literal drop of a hat.

Seriously, do not drop any hats.

I tried making
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and added some choppers onto the end of it, but apparently the finicky thing doesn't want to work without "standardized bore".

>>12929980

I invented a double-barrel, lots' o dakka-fed gun, can use two at once, and deyz comes wiff a chain-choppa down da center so you can chop while you shoot! shoot whiles you chops!

Oi! Built a cannon dat shoots deff dreads

Killa kan without dem legs, just rollin around and squishing humies.

On a side note, can Ork technological advancement be explained in other words than "it just happens"?

Pointstikk Da Shoota Red. Now da Bullets Go Fasta

>>12929576
the french translation is hilarious.

A dakka that shoots more dakka so they shoot everything while being shot

I made dis 'ere big shoota dat shoots killa kans. Da kans come out like 'uge dakka, den dey transform when dey stop smashin' through da enemy.

cluztabombz

I AN MY BOYZ HAVE INVENTED GUITARZ WE PAINTED RED SO WE CAN PLAY FASTA AN MAKE DA FASTEST ROKK BAND EVA.

ITS CALLED "SQUIGGOTHFORCE", WHATCHA GITS THINK BOUT IT?

>>12930130
THRU' DAKKA AND FLASH!

>>12930130

orkz are made for rokkin!

/thread

ME INVENTION, LADZ, BE DA MOST AMAZIN' FING WUTZ COME OUTTA ME 'EAD SINCE DAT TIME DA DOK PUT A BREWERY IN ME GUT

OI'VE MADE TWELVE KILLA KANS, WITH TWO EACH WOT KIN KOMBINE TA MAKE SIX DEFF DREADS WID DOUBLE DA DAKKA UV A NORMAL UN, 'N DA SIX DREADS KIN KOMBINE TA MAKE A STOMPA! I'M WORKING ON DA NEXT SET SO'S WE CAN MAKE A GARGANT OUT O' 'EM, DEN EVEN A MEGA-GARGANT!

OI JUST NEED A DOZEN GROTZ WITH ATTITUDE!

Something that adds more Dakka ti ya choppa and more Choppy to yer Dakka.

Because fuck creativity. Nobody said I had to be an *interesting* Mekboy

>>12930180
WIV YA DRILL, PIERCE DA HEVANZ!

>>12930180
DATS GUNNA BE 'ARD. DEM GROTZ 'AVE ATTITUDE BUT ITS DA WRONG 'UN. DEY NEED MORE WAAAGH!!!

WAAAAGH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

>>12929484
YOU AM PLAY GODS

GUNZ DIT DONT STOPS SHOOTAN
NEVAR

HEY, WHY ARE WE GITZ ALL SHOUTAN ALL OF A SUDDENLY?

DA ZEP. A huge iron airship, with as much dakka as possible. Huge bombs and gubbinz everywhere.

wow fucking niggers

>>12930154
Crump dem gitz. We've got betta ones. We calls em Manowar.

We're Orks of the World, standin in a line, ready ta WAAAAGH!!

OI BOSS! YO WAN'TED MOAR DAKKA AN CHOPPA, AND I GOTZ TA 'INKING. YO'Z SO ORKY YA SHIT DAKKA AN CHOPPA RITE?

SO IZ PUT DIS SHOCK ATTACK GUN IN YER PANTS

oi heard you like shoot'n while youze shoot'n
so ah've made a gun what shoots guns
so you can dakka while you dakka

I made dakka made of coppy.

>>12930216
YA MEAN MANOWAAAGH, RIGHT?

EVIL SUNZ, EVIL SUNZ LIVIN ON DA ROAD.

WE'RE DA BOSSES OV METAL, COMIN TA WAAAGH!

>>12930236
>>12930216
Link related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmVndzNIkI

WARMACHINES MADE OUT OF DAKKA AND CHOPPA
I CALLS EM WAAARGHMACHINES

>>12930236
Into WAAGH WE SHALL RIDE!
WE'Z DRIVEN ON IN THE FACE O' WAAAGHING!

>>12930243
GOOD BOY. LINK RELATED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2TWhA1UFcI&feature=related

I looted a stag!

DAT'S AWESOME, BOYZ!

DIZ IS NOW A MANOWAAGH THREAD. POST YER FAVERITE SONGS ME BOYZ!

OY I MADEZ SOME ROKKET PACKZ DAT RUN OFF DAH WAAAAAAUGH!!!

>>12930322
I CAN SEE BY DA LOOT THAT YA HAVE IN YER BAGS, YA CAME HERE FER DAKKA, TO CHOP AN TO WAAAGH!

>>12930348
I'VE GOT THA POWAH! POWAH TA BURN THEM GITZ! POWAH TA DIE AN LIVE AGAIN! TA STORM THE STORMBOYZ AND DAKKA DA FLASH GITZ!!

>>12930371
TODAY DA BLOOD OV BATTLE UPON MY CHOPPAS WIL NEVA DRY! LOTSA'LL BE SMASHED, BY GORK'S MIGHT, WHO'LL STOMP DA BATTLEGROUND!

Even teh emprah approves of this xeno heresy and bumps this thread.

ULTIMATE BUMP OF DOOM!

HAIL, HAIL HAIL AND KILL!
LET YER CHOPPA'S STAY WET, LIKE A 'UMIE IN 'ER PRIME!

'UMIES AN GITZ LEAVE THA ROOM!

>>12930597
GORK AN MORK KALL MY NAME
IN THE SOUND OF THE TRUKKS SPEEDIN' FAST

>>12930612
'EAVY METAL OR NO PAINTING AT ALL!

captcha says: worst warbob. Hail to thee, captcha, horns up!

>>12930642
AN IF WE WAS NOT METAL, WOULD WE FALL!? NO! THEY TRY TO TEST OAR SPIRIT, THEY'Z TASTED STEEL!

w-whaat....a combination of orkz and manowar...i-i-i cant believe this....

This is truly a glorious day....

>>12930662
STORMBOYZ OV METAL!
WE ARE FIGHTAN WITH DAKKA AN STEEL
FIGHTAN FOR DA WAAAGH, DA BOSS AN DA KLAN
STORMBOYZ OV METAL SMASH THEIR WAY TO HELL
BRINGIN MORK'S HATE DOWN FROM THE AIR!

>>12930709
GLORY AN BANE, GAZGHKULL IS MY NEHM
HEAD OF ADAMANTIUM JAWS OF STEEL
KILLAZ OF HUMIES, YARRICK'S FRIEND.

>>12930786
BLACK BALLS ON THA HORIZEN!
GREAT THUNDA AN BURNING RAGE!
'IS WAGGON POUNDAN!
A' 'EARD THE 'EAVENS SCREAM 'IS NAME!

AND CALL TA GORK FER A SIGN!
MORK, DA MIGHTY!
MORKK DA BRAVE!
CRUSH DEM GITZ IN YER RAGE!

WAAAAAAGH!!

shall we archive this epic thread?

>>12930845
not long enough yet. We needs moar. MOAR!

IN DA BEGININ THRE WAS SILENCE AND DARKNES!
ALL ACROSS DA 'UNIVERSE!
FIRE BURNT IN DA SKY!
THA GODS MADE 'EAVY METAL!

THEY SAID TA PLAY IT LOUDA THEN 'ELL, AND WE PROMISED WE WOUD!
WE ARE DA TRUE ORKS, WE NEVA DIE!
WE'LL SHOW DA GLAXY THE FIRE OF DA ORKS!!

WAAAAGH!!

WHEN THEY SEE US, THEY'LL RUN FER THEIR LIVES!
NOW WE'S HOME, ANUVER BATTLE TA FIGHT!
FIGHTAN WIV STEEL, FIGHT TILL THEY'S ALL DEAD!
WE ISSUE DA WAAGH! IS THE BOYZ READY!?
WE FIGHT TA WIN! FIGHT FER THE KINGDOM BOUND FER GLORY, ARMED WITH YA CHOPPA!
TO NO MAN SHALL WE KNEEL!
BLOOD UPON YA CHOPPAS!

ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS!

>>12930840
TALL AS A GARGANT, I'M GONNA STOMP THROUGH THEIR LINE!
KEEP ON ATTACKIN'
LIKE A GAWD'S IS A GARGANT'S MIGHT
EXTERMINATING HUMIES AND STUNTZ
METAL BITZ AND DAKKA, IT STRIDES
ONWARDS...

IT WAS WRITTAN, WE GOVA KILL AND KILL AGAIN!
RUN BERZERK, SPREADIN FEAR AN PAIN!
FIRE NOR STEEL CAN STOP US!
WIV POWAH WE WILL KILL!
DIE! DIE!

KILL WIV POWAH! DIE! DIE!
TO GORK AN MORK WE PRAY!
AND ON OUR CHOPAS WE SWEAR!
ALL THEM GITZ WILL DIE!

KRUMP DEM GITZ! DIE! DIE!

WE, DA SONS O' GORK AN MORK AWAIT YER COMMAND!
AND 'ERE WE ALL SHALL DIE!
OUR BLOOD ON THA GROUND!
FROM DA ROK, INTO DA FIGHT!
FILLED WITH RAGE, CHOPPA IN HAND!

TODAY IS THA DAY WE DIE IN DA FIGHT!
NONE SHALL REMAIN TO TEST OUR MIGHT!
WE IZ THE SERVANTS O' GORK AN MORK!

BURNIN FLAMERZ OF THE EVIL SUNZ WILL SET YA ON FIRE
OL' ZOGWORT, THE CHOSEN OF GORK AN MORK'S A SNAKEBITE
WARLOCKS AND FARSEERS SWING FROM THE TREES
LET THE DAWN OF WAR BREAK OUT
DRUNK WITH SQUIG BOOZE AN TRAKK FUEL

funny thing is, I got into warhammer more or less at the same time I started listening to Manowar, so for me, they are eternaly intertwined.

WHEN YA SEE US COMIN, RIDING DOWN DA ROAD, YA KNOW I COMES TA KILL!
METAL IS MAH SKIN! SPEEDFREAKS FLASHING THROUGH THA TOWN!
THEY CALLS ME DA WARLORD CAUSE I'Z DA BIGGEST O' DA BOYZ!
RIDE, RIDE, RIDE! I'Z DA WARLORD UV DA ROAD! TAKE WHAT I WANT, WORLD AIN'T BIG ENUFF TA KEEP ME DOWN!

GIVE 'EM ALL DA BOMB! RIDING, RIDING, RIDING, WE'Z NEVVER GONNA STOP WAAGHING!
I WAZ BOURN TO A SPEEDFREAK! SMELL THA GASOLINE! NEVER LACK DA GROTZ!

RIDE! RIDE! RIDE!
SPEEDFREAKS! RED UNZ GOES FASTA!

Its...

..beautiful.

We need drawfags in this thread!
We need you to draw a picture of ManoWAAAGH!!!

RI'T LADZ AND GITZ, OI'V INVENTED A MASHEEN DAT FIREZ GIANT CHAYNSAWZ. EXCEPT DA' CHAIN IS MADE OV UVVER CHAYNSAWZ AND *DER* CHAINZ ARE AKTCHULLY GUNZ FIRING UVVER CHAYNSAW FIRIN' CHAYNSAWS.

BUT GET DIS LADZ. DAT'S JUST DA ATTACHMENT! IT GOEZ ON THE UNDERSIDE OV A DAKKA CANNON SO FULL OF DAKKA, UVVER GUNS AUTOMATICALLY GO OFF WITHIN FIRTY FEET!

TOP DAT YA' GITZ!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>12931072
HEAR THE SCREAMZ OF THE WILDBOYZ ON BOARS
THEY WAIT FOR THE WAAAGH TO STRIKE
THEY'RE GETTING NUTS, THEY'RE READY FOR THE KILL
NO HOLDING BACK, LET'S CHARGE!

NOW DA TIME 'AS COME!
WE'Z BACK TIGEVA, ON THA ROAD!
NO MORE TIME TA WAIT!
WEARIN MEGA ARMOR, ON A 'ORSE A STEEL I RIDE!
I'Z NEVER GONNA BE OLD! KISS MY AS IF YA DON'T LIKE ME!
I'Z GOT MAH WEELS, I'Z GOT MAH BOYZ. WE'Z ON DA ROAD AGAIN!
WE'Z ALL CRAZY, GONNA RIDE TILL WE DIE!

TIME TA BURN! YOU LOOSAS BETTA LEARN!
NO ONE CONTROLZ US!NWE DOEZ WHAT WE WANTS, RIDING 'ORSES MADE A STEEL!
WE'Z ERE TO BURN UP DA PLACE!

'UMIES TRY TO STOP US!
JUST ANUVA DAY!
I'Z GOT NO TEEF, JUST GOT ME CHOPPA!
I USE IT FOR FUN, YA LIKE METAL YOU'Z MAH FRIEND!
DON'T TRY TA UNDERSTAND ME, THE BOYZ NEVVA WILL!
I'LL PUNCH DA WARBOSS OUT, SPEED AWAY, IT'S MAH DECISION!

ONE MORE BEER AN METAL AND I'Z OUT
TIME TA BURN! YOU LOOSAS NEVVA LEARN! NO ONE CAN STOP US!

SPEEDFREAKS! WAAAGH!!

>>12931126
on a side note, where can I find those comics?

>>12931190
You know, I was painting, but in commemoration of ManoWAAAGH!!!, I'm going to post the comics I have from this.

>>12931216
Enjoy, /tg/.

WAAGH!
WAAGH!

'EAR DA CALL OV DA WILD IN UZ ALL!
IT WAITS FER DA NIGHT TA CALL!
NO HOLDIN BACK! I'Z GONNA GIVE ALL YA CAN TAKE, ALL NIGHT!
LEAVE YA IN THE MORNIN! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

I'Z AN ANIMAL, GONNA SET IT FREE!
I'Z AN ANIMAL! THEREZ AN ANIMAL IN ME!
IT'Z A SQUIG! I GETS MAH SHOCK ATTACK GUN...!

GONNA SET IT FREE! I'Z AN ANIMAL! AND SO'Z DA SQUIG! GONNA SET IT FREE!

>>12931223
perhaps you can upload it? Or tell us where to find it?

>>12931223
60 pages of Orky Goodness! Mork's Phlegm! Gork's Boot Gunk!

>>12931232
Rapidshares, silly. When in doubt, Rapidshares.
>>>/rs/deff+skwadron&from=ALL
If anyone else wants me to post, I will. If no, then I will cease and let the thread be epic.

DA RAGE EKSTRAKTA!!

ITS GONNA EKSTRAKT ALL DA RAGE FROM DA GITZ WITH 'AIR SQIGS ON DER NEKS ITS GONNA POWER JETPACKS KUZ FASTA BOYS KILL FASTA TOO!!

TURNIN HOURS INTA DAYZ!
BURNIN MUSCLES, FEEL DA PAIN!
A HEART AND SOUL A' DISCIPLINE, WOTEVA DAT IS!

WE CAME TA WIN, DAT IS WHY WE'Z 'ERE!
DEMANDIN TA FIGHT! TO FIGHT DA BEST!
NOT TA BE FORGOTTEN, LIKE DA REST!
THA TIME 'AS COME, ALL DA TRAININ DONE!
DA MUSCLE AND DA PAIN WILL COME TA PAY!

LET THA FIGHT BEGIN! EAR THA DAKKA ROAR! WE WILL OVERCOME!
WHEN DA FIGHTINS OVA, WE'Z BORN TA WIN! NUMBA 1!

TODAY IS DA DAY! WE'Z COME FER NUMBA 1, NOT FER NUMBA 2! LET DA FIGHTIN BEGIN, BE DEAD 'ARD!

LET DA FIGHTIN BEGIN! 'EAR DA DAKKA ROAR! NUMBA 1!

TO DA WAAAGH WE FLY, WE HURL THRU FLAMIN SKIES
NO MARINEBOY WILL SHOOT US DOWN
KILLBOY QUIRKS, BOYZ LAUGH
WE HURL THRU FLAMIN SKIIIIIES
AND STILL NO SPEHSS MEHREEN
WILL SEE US DIVE IN

DEFF SKWADRON! DEFF SKWADRON! WAAAAAAAGH!
DEFF SKWADRON! DEFF SKWADRON! WAAAAAAAGH!

I think I'm out of cool songs to sing... most of the rest ain't orky enuff...

I KICK HUMIES OUT
O GORK, HEAR ME SHOUT
ONE DAY I'LL BE THE BOSS OF ALL
THE ORK KLANS I'LL UNITE

LIKE THE FACEBITER SQUIG
I'LL CHOP MY RIVALS' HEADS OFF
DA RIGHT OF A BAD MOONZ
FOREVA TO FIGHT THE ELDAR

>>12931309
so, can you archive this, I dunno how i archived threadz.

should I screenshoot it?

>>12931085
It shal be so. Oh yeas, one day it shall be so.

srsly, drawfag here, but may not have nuff time. I'll see what I can do;

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12929447/
Archived!

BUMP FOR DA WAAAAAAAAAAGH