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    41 KB Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:18 No.12746130  
    ITT: We bastardize popular tunes into Wh40kfaggotry.

    I start

    EYE OF THE TERROR (to the tune of Eye of the Tiger)

    Rising up, back on my feet.
    Said my prayers, Paid my penance.
    Went the distance, now im back from defeat.
    A Space Marine, and his will to survive

    So many times, it happened too fast.
    I charge ,with fervor, to glory
    Dont lose your grip, on the chainsword in hand
    You must fight, just because you are right.

    (chorus)
    Near the
    Eye of the Terror
    Its the cream of the taint.
    Rising up to the challenge of the Traitors.
    And their last known survivor
    Roars in anger at night
    And He's steaming with rage in the Eye...of the Terror.

    Face to Face, out in the field.
    Bringing Pain, staying frenzied.
    They stack the odds til they buckle and yield
    For we slay with the skill to survive.

    (chorus)

    Rising up, on the pile, Im on top.
    Had their guts splattered gory.
    Went the distance, now, Im not gonna stop.
    A Space Marine and his will to survive.

    Near the
    Eye of the Terror
    Its the cream of the warp
    Rising up to the challenge of the Traitors.
    And their last known survivor
    Roars in anger at night
    And He's seething in pain in the Eeeeeeeeye
    of the Terror

    The Eye of the Terror! (repeat until fade)
    >> The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/10/10(Wed)07:23 No.12746144
    I'm in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    Everybody start running
    Cause I'm charging in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    Take a good hard look
    at the motherfucking dread.

    I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.
    In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.
    Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.
    You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.

    Take you shot, bitch,
    I'm in a dread, witch.
    And my adamantium armour's so thick.
    I've got my giant fists
    And my meltagun.
    You were already dead before the war begun.

    I'm riding in a drop pod
    Falling to the ground
    The drop pod's arriving,
    Making a terrible sound.
    But this ain't Slaanesh
    This is the Emperor's hound,
    An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/10/10(Wed)07:25 No.12746159
    >>12746144
    Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.
    Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.
    I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.
    I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.

    Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,
    As I'm waging your eternal war,
    Covering the ground with xeno gore
    Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.

    Never thought I'd be in a dread.
    Blood staining my armor red.
    Sanguinius, look at me.
    Never thought I'd see the day,
    I'd watch myself decay.
    Believe me when I say
    I fought in the Great Crusade.

    I'm in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    Everybody start running,
    'Cause I'm charging in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    I'm in a dread.
    Take a good hard look
    At the motherfucking dread.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:29 No.12746179
    >>12746144
    >>12746159
    I wrote that!
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 11/10/10(Wed)07:31 No.12746190
    >>12746179
    And I stole it from.
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting
    Nice work.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:34 No.12746208
    We need to add shit into Grimdark Songwriting.

    I guess OP's is a good start
    >> To the tune of "Men of Harlech" Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:42 No.12746256
    Men of Terra stop your dreaming
    Can't you see their choppas gleaming
    See their waa-agh bannas streaming
    To this battle field

    Men of Terra stand ye steady
    It cannot be ever said ye
    For the battle were not ready
    Stand and never yield

    From the hills rebounding
    Let this war cry sounding
    Summon all at Emperor's call
    The mighty force surrounding

    Men of Terra onto glory
    This shall ever be your story
    Keep these burning words before ye
    Praetorians will not yield
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:47 No.12746283
    This galaxy's struggling like a Marine
    Strapped inside of a metal womb
    Machines can keep you moving
    But what happens when the Dreadnought becomes your tomb?
    Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe
    So either way you're a casualty

    I've got this burning like my veins are filled
    With nothing but holy wrath
    And with a prayer
    I'm gonna set them on the only righteous path
    Purge me now or let me speak
    Either way it's all gonna burn
    The only way that they'll ever learn

    We've got to turn it off

    Flip a switch

    Light up the night!

    There is a darkness we fuel with our pride
    There are the beings that we have so long denied
    But I can still feel the lure in my mind
    It's doom for mankind, well you and I
    Maybe you and I
    We can still make it right

    Maybe we can bring back the light

    At the heart of the galaxy there is a palace that is at the centre of all there is
    And the corpse on the throne controls it all without raising a single fist
    It's like they created an Imperium, left it to the Emperor, and now
    It's gone to hell and they wonder how

    Well, a friend once told me:
    Men, they should not follow a man who proclaimed himself divine
    Now that man has become a God; what would he think if we smashed his shrines?
    If you cut the life support, what you'll get is a rotting corpse
    A beacon of light fading from the Warp

    Light it up
    Light up the night

    There is a darkness we fuel with our pride
    There are the beings that we have so long denied
    But I can still feel the lure in my mind
    It's doom for mankind, well you and I
    Maybe you and I
    We can light up the night

    We can light up the night!

    There is a darkness we fuel with out pride
    There is a fire that will burn through the hearts of mankind, and we will stand in the light
    We will stand in the light
    You and I
    You and I
    We can bring back the light
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)07:56 No.12746334
    bump, keep em coming
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:06 No.12746379
    Damnit, I've got a fucking perfect song for this, but I know zero of the fluff behind 40k and can't fabricate anything.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVDpYTcTmM

    I was thinking some imperial guard vs HERESY! thing.
    >> Sabaton: Attero Dominatus Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:10 No.12746398
    Attero!
    Dominatus!
    The Hive is burning
    Denique!
    Interimo!
    The Tau has fallen

    We stand at the gates of the Hive
    With two and a half million men
    With six thousand tanks in our ranks
    Use them as battering rams

    Artillery leading our way
    A million grenades has been launched
    The xenos must pay for their crimes
    The wings of the xeno’s been broken

    Commander Chenkov's orders:
    Serve me the Hive on a plate!
    Disregard the losses
    The city is ours to take

    The price of a war must be payed
    Millions of lives has been lost
    The price must be paid by the Tau
    That started the war in M.40’s

    The year of 200 M45
    The year when the xenos will fall
    We're inside the gates of the Hive
    The beaks of the xeno’s been broken

    Commander Chenkov's orders:
    Serve me it's head on a plate
    Disregard the losses
    The xeno's land is ours to take

    March!
    Fight!
    Die!
    In the Hive!
    March!
    Fight!
    Conquer!
    The Hive!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:10 No.12746399
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEl2xvs4RG8

    Lyrics http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/praiseth.htm
    >> Da Killboss 11/10/10(Wed)08:13 No.12746419
    >>12746398

    Works better as Chaos against the Imperium.... wait one.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:22 No.12746466
    >>12746399
    Down went the Brother, a bullet was his fate
    Down went the Brother, and then the Brother's mate
    Up stepped the Chaplin, gave the boys a look
    And took the gun himself as he laid aside the Book, shouting

    {Refrain}
    Praise the Emprah, and pass the ammunition,
    Praise the Emprah, and pass the ammunition,
    Praise the Emprah, and pass the ammunition,
    And we'll all march home!

    Praise the Emprah, and step into position,
    Praise the Emprah, we have no competition,
    Praise the Emprah, they are all in perdition
    And the witch, shall burn!

    Yes the Chaplin said it
    Ya gotta give him credit
    For a sonofagun of a gunner was he, shouting

    Praise the Emprah, we're on a mighty mission
    All aboard, we're not a-goin' fishin'
    Praise the Emprah, and pass the ammunition
    And we'll all march home!
    >> Da Killboss 11/10/10(Wed)08:25 No.12746487
    >>12746419

    And away we go... remember, Attero Dominatus = Destruction Rules.

    Attero!
    Dominatus!
    Cadia is burning!
    Denique!
    Interimo!
    The False God has fallen

    We stand at the edge of the Eye
    2 and a half billion men
    With 6000 ships in our fleet
    Useful battering rams

    Warp spawn are leading our way
    Millions of rifts have been made
    Loyalists will pay with their blood
    The wings of the Eagle's been broken

    Kharn the Betrayers orders-
    Kill, maim, torture and rape
    Disregard the losses
    Cadia is ours to take

    Attero!
    Dominatus!
    Cadia is burning!
    Denique!
    Interimo!
    The False God has fallen

    The price of a war must be payed
    Trillions of lives have been lost
    The price must be paid by the men
    Who betrayed us in the M-30's

    The years of M-42
    The year when Terra will fall
    We've landed on Cadian soil
    The beak of the Eagle's been broken

    The Despoilers orders-
    Serve me Creeds head on a plate
    Disregard the losses
    The galaxy is ours to take!

    Attero!
    Dominatus!
    Cadia is burning!
    Denique!
    Interimo!
    The False God has fallen

    Kill!
    Maim!
    Burn!
    Imperium!
    Kill!
    Maim!
    Conquer!
    Cadia!

    Attero!
    Dominatus!
    Cadia is burning!
    Denique!
    Interimo!
    The False God has fallen
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:34 No.12746546
    This one would be awesome for some slaanesh style makover. Can't come up with anything right now though...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:47 No.12746607
    We are Family, the emperor, my primarch and me..
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)08:51 No.12746632
    do what cartman does.
    take a song, take out the word baby and insert spiritual leige.
    >> Da Killboss 11/10/10(Wed)09:03 No.12746666
    >>12746487

    And now, Union (Slopes of Hinzerhaus)

    Regard your soliders as as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest battles, Look upon them as your own beloved sons and they will stand by with you even until death.

    From the ashes of Tanith, to the stars we will roam
    The First and Only at war
    Travel through space on our way to the fore
    On the road that will lead us to home

    Our way will not be easy, it will take us through hardship and pain
    Fight after fight, breaking their lines of defence
    To our home

    Hive after hive, our fight carries on
    No army may stop our approach
    Fight side by side many planets unite
    In the shadow of Vervun Primary

    We fight and die together as we head for the valley of death
    Saint Sabbat calls we’ll not surrender or fail

    To arms under one banner
    As a unit we stand and united we fall
    As one fighting together
    Bringing an end to the slaughter

    Winds are changing, head on home
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:12 No.12746701
    >>12746487
    >Attero Dominatus = Destruction Rules.

    No, in the context of the song it should more be considered "Destroy Tyrrany". Which of course doesn't make it less fitting for Chaos given the False Emperor.
    >> Da Killboss 11/10/10(Wed)09:17 No.12746718
    >>12746701

    But in the new context, I still stand by my thing with the words.

    I can't speak Latin, so I go off what the interwebs insinuates.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)09:27 No.12746765
    >>12746666
    nice job but you forgot the Belladons.
    >> zombafied, liquafied, electrafied...MUTHAFUCKAAAA !!vK5z8AsP8ED 11/10/10(Wed)09:38 No.12746826
    Someone do a Run To the Hills version
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)10:00 No.12746961
    >>12746718
    It was already pig latin, it literally means "I put down, the domineer"
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)10:02 No.12746982
    To the tune of "black watch

    You've heard about the Vahallians, the space marines
    You've heard about the eldar in bygone history
    Well there's another regiment the emperor calls his own
    They're known as the Kreig death korps commissioned by the throne
     
    Chorus:
    Strolling down the hive road with laseguns and gas
    Burning heretics as they're coming out of mass
    A bunch of imperial guards we never will forget
    Thank emperor we know that trannis holds yet
     
    These soldiers come from Krieg, a place we all know well
    From the acid rain and rad storms where the loyal soldiers dwell
    They're given a Imperial uniform and given a Imperial gun
    They join the death korps to pay an ancient dept
    >> Sing to the tune of It's a long way to Tipperary Alex 11/10/10(Wed)10:05 No.12747005
    It's a long way to Holy Terra!
    It's a long way to go
    It's a long way to Holy Terra!
    To the greatest God I know!
    Goodbye, Armageddon!
    Farewell Catachan!
    It's a long long way to Holy Terra
    But my God's right there!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)10:22 No.12747089
    If I understood the Tau dating system, I'd be all over this. Not that you need to change all that much.

    http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thewaroftheworlds/theeveofthewar.htm
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)10:36 No.12747167
    Imperium...
    Imperium...
    Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
    Human is the only way yeah,
    Xeno scum your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
    Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!
    Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!
    Mechanics, FUCK YEAH!
    Commisars, FUCK YEAH!
    Administratum, FUCK, YEAH!
    Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!
    Rogue Traders, FUCK YEAH!
    Tyranny, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Catachan, FUCK YEAH!
    General Creed, FUCK YEAH!
    Scum, FUCK YEAH!
    Hospitallers, FUCK YEAH!
    Geneseed, FUCK YEAH!
    Genocide, FUCK YEAH!
    Techpriests, FUCK YEAH!
    Exterminatus, FUCK YEAH!
    Necromunda, FUCK YEAH!
    Imperial Guard (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Grey Knights, FUCK YEAH!
    Living Saints, FUCK YEAH!
    Ultramar, FUCK YEAH!
    The Emperor, FUCK YEAH!
    Sacrifice, FUCK YEAH!
    Adepts, FUCK YEAH!
    Repentia, FUCK YEAH!
    Puritans, FUCK YEAH!
    Radicals, FUCK YEAH!
    PDF (PDF)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Thorians
    Amalatians
    >> Anonymous 11/10/10(Wed)10:41 No.12747195
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    >>12747167
    Fuck yeah.



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