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Heheh... we had a situation like that where our groups primary fighter, a half-orc barbarian chick, was crushing on the mage who took it upon himself to "civilize" her (teach her to read, write, hygiene, etc...).
She always wrote him love poems in broken bad english/common, performed brutal enemy slayings in his name, and asked the bard to help her with love songs, hers was an unconditional love after all.
The mage on the other hand though, simply didn't see her like that, and didn't intend for his teaching to have an emotional effect on her. And so, cue a continual cycle of the half orc trying and usually failing to act like a proper lady to impress the mage, and mage having to try his hardest to overcome her advances because strength difference.
On top of it all though, was the factor that unknown to the half-orc girl, several of the members in our group at various points took the mage aside, and pretty much made it clear that if he reciprocated her feelings in any way, they'd do terrible things to him. It took allot of pleading to get them not to neuter him in the first place, simply because; we couldn't afford to have the half-orc, our main and strongest fighter, put out of commission by pregnancy.
Boy I tell you, I did not envy that mage.