rolled 81 = 81

They snap their fingers as they walk

rolled 84 = 84

Zombies can run up to 20 mph in short bursts.

smells over-poweringly hideous

are no taller than 3 feet, 7 inches.

rolled 64 = 64

>>12647142
rolling for that

rolled 19 = 19

Zombies have an an acrid smell, as if their flesh is either burning or made from brimstone.

rolled 45 = 45

Zombies spontaneously break into perfectly-synchronised dance routines.

rolled 84 = 84

>>12647142
smell hideously overpowered

rolled 59 = 59

Zombies explode in proximity to humans, looking cool but doing nothing escept being extremely messy.

rolled 71 = 71

they are super horny and driven only by fuck and hunger

rolled 18 = 18

>>12647153

rolled 5 = 5

bears eat them with no ill effect

rolled 24 = 24

Zombies just want to be loved.

Oh wow. Ranger Post Charlie.

rolled 39 = 39

Are exceptionally gifted conversationalists.

rolled 18 = 18

Must have at least one external body part from a bear.

rolled 93 = 93

Zombies have hideously huge penises. Even the women. They desire only to use them on the PCs.

rolled 54 = 54

Consider Rowboat Girlyman to be their SPIRITUAL LIEGE

rolled 1 = 1

Zombies will never ever get doubles.

How do I use the dice roll function?

I've only been using /tg/ for 3 months after migrating from /b/ after 4 years.

rolled 51 = 51

They smell like strawberries

>>12647252
>Four years on /b/

rolled 21 = 21

Are half dragons, wear belly tops and write poetry

rolled 54 = 54

They all play Tau

rolled 29 = 29

Are all weeaboo

1d100

they hunger for cock, not brains

rolled 57 = 57

Zombies are the souls of hookers bound to dead bodies who have taken the term "man-eater" to heart.

>>12647252
dice+XdY in the email field. X = number of dice, Y = size of dice

rolled 40 = 40

They reproduce via ingesting beehives.
The rest is a mystery.

rolled 40 = 40

>>12647288

roll for this

Always angry, all the time.

rolled 41 = 41

They are all called MELVIN.

Yes, in allcaps.

rolled 7 = 7

Want to be professional surgeons.

rolled 84 = 84

Zombies are obsessed with doubles

rolled 48 = 48

Zombies just want hugz

rolled 72 = 72

they walk on their hands and attack with their clawed feet.

rolled 32 = 32

Are a special force that do not harm humans and lay dormant waiting to protect Earth from aliens threats.

rolled 14 = 14

Zombies aren't real.

rolled 88 = 88

If this is dubs, this is the one single trait the zombies have.

rolled 19 = 19

Are all m00t clones.

rolled 76 = 76

Explode whenever they are turned or turn someone

>>12647348
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rolled 6 = 6

>>12647348
>>/thread

>>12647348
Asshole.

>>12647348

>>12647348
>mfw

rolled 22 = 22

>>12647348
>>12647348

>>12647388
ARE YOU A MOD

>>12647388
>mfw it keeps happening

>>12647388
>dub rollz
>dub post
>trollface

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rolled 2 = 2

>>12647388
>>12647348
godfuckingdamnit

rolled 68 = 68

Zombies move in fast forward

>>12647405
That's a whole different anon.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

rolled 57 = 57

>>12647348
>>12647388
What is a zombie

rolled 13 = 13

Zombies ate the poster of the previous dubz.

rolled 66 = 66

>>12647446
A miserable pile of doubles?

rolled 54 = 54

>>12647470
>>12647388
>>12647348


Oopsie...

>>12647470
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>12647470
Oh god..

>>12647446
>Aw, bad luck Mr. Troll maybe nex-
>>12647470
>wat

rolled 19 = 19

You are the zombies, /tg/.

rolled 34 = 34

All the zombies are Dubs Anon

>this thread

rolled 34 = 34

Zombies work in packs, one using incredible breakdancing moves to distract the target, while others sneak around from behind.

rolled 56 = 56

>this thread

Don't mind me, just taking your dubs (again).

rolled 100 = 100

If you try to shoot a zombie in the head it will spontaneously split into two zombies.

>>12647640
...AWESOME

rolled 9 = 9

Zombies all have afros.

rolled 56 = 56

>>12647640
This will be the only time you get a 100

>>12647640

Sweet mother of god, what have you done!

rolled 38 = 38

zombies can open doors

rolled 83 = 83

There is a single zombie which eats other zombies, growing in size as it assimilates more flesh. When slain numerous upper torsos of zombies crawl forth from its innards.

>>12647640
Pink horrors split in two,
What was pink is now blue.
(iirc from tzeentch daemon codex)

rolled 68 = 68

>mfw I'm out of troll pics and I missed each dub by 1 after succeding the first time. Trolls trolling themselves.

rolled 38 = 38

Some zombies have mutated arms so that their forearms are alternatively long spikes of bone like spears or huge bony plates like shields. The march in phalanxes towards their prey.

rolled 98 = 98

Getting bitten by a zombie doesn't turn you into a zombie. You mutate into a treelike being, and bear several fruit. These fruit then fall from your boughs, and become zombies in your likeness. Your plantlike form then bursts into flames.

rolled 80 = 80

The zombies are completely silent and leave no footprints anywhere. It is impossible to hear their approach and they move unhampered over any terrain.

Also, they have no facial features other than mouths.

rolled 10 = 10

They swagger when they walk

No OP, you are the zombies

rolled 31 = 31

They all walk as though they were dancing to thriller.

rolled 44 = 44

They poop ice cream

>>12648087
Ah fuck...

They all move on all fours and skitter about.

>>12648087
These are the greatest zombies ever.

rolled 43 = 43

The slightest bit of plastic touching one will instantly destroy it.

rolled 12 = 12

Zombie Virus:

It turns you slowly and surely, undetectable and only retractable by saliva contact. Random duration 2-12 days before you are zombified.

Zombies of this kind are driven by the subconscious sleep walking state. Coherent enough to recognize the uninfected and travel in packs. The odor of this 'zombification' virus is potent, able to recognize others of their kind. It is a human-only virus.

The state of the body slows to a crawl internally, the heart beats once every two minutes and coagulation is halted by the nature of the virus. Leaving blood cells almost out of the blood stream to clog the brain and cause a stroke which ends the victims life. (Also it helps retain brain life over a long period of time)

Blood of victims in the mouth of a zombie inhales though the nasal passage before/during coagulation and revitalizes the brain of the zombie to an extent. (It is a subconscious urge to eat meat, but it's the livings blood that makes them stay 'active')

It is possible to drift in and out of a zombified state near the end of an infected persons lifespan. Causing loved ones hesitation even more so.

Because of the nature of sleep walking, varying degrees of intelligence can be seen in zombies from using guns. Tools, running and crawling through tight spaces. To acting very rational like a trained pet(rare).

Most moisture in the zombie leaks out, while the brain remains encased in a gelatenous mixture of blood cells, virus and any victims essence. Leaving thebody to look very cracked, shedding skin and very thin/bony with a sort of grinding muscle/bone sound to their movements.

Reason to the saliva being the only part of a zombie that infects others is that the virus is activated in the blood stream while the saliva re-incorporates the zombies viral incubation and near the last location where any moisture is retained inside the corpse.

>>12648087

>mfw only the silliest things roll doubles

rolled 52 = 52

Zombies are actually not mindless at all. They just love fucking with humans.

>>12648151
Damn and I typed all that for a 12.

rolled 80 = 80

The virus works on tapires

rolled 5 = 5

Zombies only move when not being observed. When looked at they freeze solid like statues.

Get some weeping angel shit up in here.

rolled 28 = 28

they love wearing khakies

zombies love fucking humans, especially males

rolled 43 = 43

they follow the sun leading the to migrate with the days

rolled 61 = 61

The zombies all develop orange skin, ridiculously spiky hair, pencil-thin douchebag beards, and admittedly good abs.

rolled 25 = 25

zombies will always respond "POLO" when someone shouts "Marco", thus giving away their positions and numbers. They will usually sprint toward the Macro, however...

rolled 40 = 40

Zombies all are very intelligent and refined individuals, but are incredibly evil and show no remorse in feasting upon others. Also have no memory of previous identity.

rolled 85 = 85

they fight crime

rolled 76 = 76

All zombies scream with a wail like a banshee. All night long. You must play a scream on low volume in a loop during the game.

rolled 59 = 59

They have a thick hollywood german accent

rolled 2 = 2

niggers

rolled 9 = 9

zombies suffer from continuous orgasm

rolled 95 = 95

They say "derp" constantly

rolled 85 = 85

Zombies are pacifists.

rolled 97 = 97

When the zombies split, they split into a good zombie and an evil zombie.

They immediately fight.

rolled 57 = 57

their faces are warped to look like the troll face

rolled 56 = 56

zombies are vegetarians

rolled 33 = 33

Zombies are flaming (gays)

rolled 61 = 61

They are bulletproof with skin as hard as iron, looking appropriately menacing.

rolled 15 = 15

Instantly make a deviantart account and photoshop themselves to have one angel wing and one demon wing

rolled 89 = 89

zombies only eat penises.otherwise, they dont eat human flesh

>>12648392
oh, lol

>>12648392
SO MUCH WIN

rolled 48 = 48

>>12648392
O lord
zombies all morph into huge, hulking niggers

rolled 38 = 38

Undergo terrible existential crisis

rolled 13 = 13

>>12648392
>>12648087
>>12647640
>>12647470
>>12647388

So we have Gay, Ice-cream Shitting, Head shot-Multiplying zombies with Doubles. Wow... What's the lore on these fuckers?
>>12647348

rolled 39 = 39

shoot lasers from their nipples

rolled 64 = 64

instead of moaning, zombies say DIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKSSSSSSS over and over again. then they try to suck each other off

rolled 78 = 78

the zombies are unintentionally racist

they might moan "negroes" or "those people," but honestly mean nothing by it

rolled 69 = 69

zombies always have a huge, raging boner that periodically shoots out huge amounts of cum

rolled 20 = 20

>>12648392
FAAAAAAAABULOOOOUUUSS!!!

Zombie shoots lightning from their arse!

rolled 50 = 50

All zombies are wearing red polka-dotted underwear of various styles.

rolled 15 = 15

shoot lasers out of their dicks

rolled 39 = 39

Zombies all have no eyes and hunt by sounds.

rolled 63 = 63

>>12648499
thats dubs in the post number does that count?

Zombies sway their hips like women regardless of gender

rolled 21 = 21

They will go to any lengths to dress like Victorian Era Women.

rolled 73 = 73

Zombies only can only transmit their virus through their carnivorous penises.

rolled 57 = 57

zombies go lolololololololololololololololol when the spot prey, it atracts other zombie who then also go lolololololololololololololololol

rolled 46 = 46

The zombies are completely silent, all the time

rolled 49 = 49

zombies secrete a scent which makes them irresistible to living males

rolled 3 = 3

Zombies can climb any surface and love traveling through ventilation systems.

rolled 44 = 44

zombies have difficulty approaching women

rolled 55 = 55

zombies have random dicks growing all over their bodies

All zombies are the size of a house

rolled 71 = 71

zombies have ties to rastafarianism

>>12648564
>>12648571
OH MY

rolled 34 = 34

>>12648564
>>12648571
lol

rolled 11 = 11

Zombies punch other zombies in the balls to make them angry. This anger leads to rage saliva which in turn infects humans.

rolled 45 = 45

Zombies are not gay, and do not do any gay things. In fact, performing gay acts near these zombies will make them more aggressive than usual.

rolled 54 = 54

All the people in this thread that didn't get doubles are now zombies.

And zombies rot at an accelerated rate, but remain active even when reduced to bone.

rolled 93 = 93

They can only walk by doing that squatting russian kick dance

rolled 61 = 61

they are super green

rolled 45 = 45

>>12648564
>>12648571
>>12648587

Fuck this thread. These zombies are terrifying now. Nope.avi

rolled 81 = 81

they are fans of will smith

rolled 66 = 66

they shoot lazers out of all their random dicks

>>12648571
>>12648564

>>12648632
wtf!!!!! fuck these zombies!

rolled 4 = 4

Zombies can destroy cars by humping them vigorously.

rolled 60 = 60

>>12648632
this is a great thread

also the zombie dicks are never flaccid

rolled 30 = 30

They are non-stop cartwheeling

rolled 53 = 53

they will randomly laugh like arnold scharznegger

>>12648643
this on doesn't win, but is kind of a given considering the dick lasers

rolled 9 = 9

Zombies have an infatuation with Toasters.

rolled 56 = 56

Their erect penises secrete only acid.

rolled 37 = 37

they are powered by nuclear power

So we have gay, ice-cream shitting, head-shot multiplying zombies that are covered in dicks and are afraid of women.

Oh, and they're doubles, which I take to mean that whenever someone becomes a zombie, they split into two, which makes sense with the head-shot splitting.

So I've got FABULOUS corpses covered in penises shitting ice cream coming at me, but its alright as long as I stay near my girlfriend?

The zombies can elongate any body-part to ensnare their prey.

rolled 36 = 36

zombies multiply when one of their dicks falls off. this in turn sprouts another dick zombie monstrosity

rolled 5 = 5

>>12648682
Fuck thats me here

rolled 26 = 26

Zombies can only die by feeding them Extenze and/or Using a swedish made penis enlarger

rolled 47 = 47

they rain down from the skies cus there is no more room in heaven

>>12648682
you forgot the dicks shot lasers

they are DEVOUT mormons

rolled 1 = 1

they graon disney songs

>>12648587
>>12648571
>>12648564
>>12648392
>>12648087
>>12647640
>>12647348
>>12648632

TERROR!!! TERROR!!!!!

at least the zombies aren't bears.

rolled 29 = 29

>>12648720
fuck try again

they are DEVOUT...um...Ashkenazim jews?

rolled 36 = 36

>>12648682
Dont forget about this one.
>>12648587

rolled 84 = 84

Whenever they open their mouths they play songs by frank sinatra, those without lower jaws never stop

rolled 38 = 38

zombies physical appearance, besides that of dicks everywhere, is that of a bear

rolled 28 = 28

zombies are sometimes bears

rolled 85 = 85

Zombies rage quit on halo faster then angry german kid.

rolled 11 = 11

zombies tame bears to be their guard dogs

rolled 25, 26, 3, 9, 29 = 92

Any severed body part is still active and wants to kill. This includes random wangs that fall off. They'll roll around on their own.

>>12648771
well fuck

rolled 55 = 55

>>12648771


Oh Shit Son!

>>12648771

FUCKYOU!!!!!

rolled 50 = 50

>>12648771
The zombies have scraped excess dicks onto the bears, the bears now fire lazers.

>>12648782
Now they shit sons, too? Is that how they reproduce?

rolled 96 = 96

They're able to mimic the voice of a person's mother, even without ever hearing their voice, and they always sound really condescending to whoever they attack

Archive this thread.

Captcha: Irony negge

rolled 15 = 15

They have functional, insectoid wings.

rolled 64 = 64

>>12648800

Only on a full moon on the fifth of june good sir

rolled 93 = 93

instead of moaning, they pair off and constantly re-enact abbot and Costello routine's

rolled 75 = 75

One can hear the approaching zombies by the song Always by Erasure slowly growing louder as they approach

rolled 9 = 9

they ride into battle on their great bears, cumming and shooting lazers at whoever may pass them, as the bears shout menacingly at everyone

rolled 94 = 94

Zombies travel everywhere by moonwalk.

rolled 91 = 91

Upon becoming a zombie, one garners a gigantic rainbow afro

rolled 87 = 87

Zombie Bears walk on two legs with a zombie master riding on their shoulders.

rolled 88 = 88

zombies wear power armor

rolled 40 = 40

their favorite song is Never Gonna Give You Up, and they have a sound system hanging on the bears that plays it constantly, powered by the the dick lazers

>>12648880

Zombies use high-powered sniper rifles to drop their prey from up to 1.2 kilometers away.

>>12648880

>>12648880


God dammit.

rolled 82 = 82

zombies all sound like clint eastwood

rolled 24 = 24

>>12648880

game over, man. Game over!

rolled 13 = 13

zombies carry spoons

rolled 47 = 47

Zombies spontaneously combust when presented with a logic puzzle.

>>12648880
Fuck you anon. FUCK. YOU.

rolled 91 = 91

zombies are crossdressers

rolled 12 = 12

Zombies enjoy chewing on cardboard

rolled 76 = 76

zombies all have the troll face

rolled 58 = 58

Look to your fellow neckbeard. Now back to me. Now back to him. Now back to me. The zombies are now diamonds.

rolled 56 = 56

They can't actually move their arms and legs, they crawl around by wiggling their numerous tiny dicks

rolled 65 = 65

zombies can only be distracted by sticking a jar up your anus

rolled 79 = 79

Zombies can use guns.

Did we just reinvent the necrons? lol

rolled 33 = 33

Swan dive... into the night of SUDDENLY, ZOMBIES.

rolled 4 = 4

Zombies can be halted by demanding to know where their company standard is

rolled 15 = 15

Whenever in groups they engage in Three Stooges slapstick shenanigans

rolled 15 = 15

>>12648955
And now they fucking swan dive...

In power armor no less. With a million dicks.

They may as well fly too.

>>12648955
We're gonna be all right.
Unless the Old Spice Guy is with the zombies.
Then we're fucked.

rolled 30 = 30

zombies cant be killed

rolled 88 = 88

They are furries. That is all.

rolled 97 = 97

>>12648974
Up yours, buddy.

I challenge your doubles!

rolled 11 = 11

zombies have glorious angel wings which they use to fly, with their army of bears following on the ground

rolled 69 = 69

The zombies' biggest weakness is female ejaculate. Any sort of contact, at all, will result in instant death, and any zombie smelling it will avoid it.

>>12648974
>>12648983
fuck.

rolled 64 = 64

>>12648974
fuck this thread

rolled 17 = 17

>>12648974
>>12648983
Zombies confirmed for flaming furfaggotry.

rolled 69 = 69

The zombies are not in fact zombies, but sentient varieties of the color blue.

rolled 17 = 17

When a zombie comes to eat you, it recites random quips from 18th century satirical poety

rolled 27 = 27

The zombies lightning and shit thunder.

rolled 36 = 36

They don't hunger for human flesh, but human shit. Zombies will attempt to hold you down while they suck the shit right out of your ass

rolled 12 = 12

This entire thread was nothing but a dream.

A horrible, horrible, beer, cold pizza, and cheeto-induced fever dream.

rolled 60 = 60

The zombies will rape everyone in this thread.

rolled 5 = 5

Zombies are Spartans

rolled 15 = 15

>>12649032
THIS

PLEASE.

THIS.

rolled 21 = 21

zombies can walk through solid objects

rolled 33 = 33

the zombies will never die

rolled 50 = 50

these zombies aren't zombies at all, they're /tg/ posters

rolled 16 = 16

>>12649040
Crisis averted.

The zombies all have the voice of Timothy Dalton at a soft whisper.

>>12649053
...

rolled 59 = 59

>>12649053
Zombies are intelligent rulers of the planet

Humans are the terrors in the night

rolled 7 = 7

>>12649053

>>12649053
/thread

This was fun. Let's do it again someday.

rolled 8 = 8

Will Smith can use the power of friendship to turn zombies into productive members of society

rolled 24 = 24

>>12648974
>>12648983
>>12649053

>mfw

rolled 83 = 83

Zombies are fueled by diesel fuel.

rolled 31 = 31

The zombies are made of win and fail simultaneously.

rolled 38 = 38

zombies are all Ultramarine players

rolled 21 = 21

they're also werewolves

>Picture it now. The sky is blackened by zombies flying overhead in their furry power armor of fabulous colors, raining lazery death from on high. Even a lucky shot merely causes them to split in two, twice the number they were before. From afar they appear to be angels but up close hundreds of spikes protrude from their armor. But they are not just spikes... Meanwhile, far below, hordes of bears taken by the plague travel in kill squads, clustering the survivors into groups that the aerial assault might quickly dispatch them. Then, the rain of ice cream begins to fall.

>>12647348
>>12647388
>>12647470
>>12648087
>>12648564
>>12648571
>>12648587
>>12648632
>>12648771
>>12648880
>>12648974
>>12648983
>>12649053
Well, we're fucked. Game over man, game over.

rolled 94 = 94

Zombies only crave the left femur

Single worst thread on pages 0-3.

Congradulations, OP.

You glorious bastard.

rolled 94 = 94

They are made of diamonds.

rolled 34 = 34

We need some drawfaggotry!

Zombie angel godbeings can only be harmed by the crow of a gay rooster(cock)

rolled 25 = 25

The zombies do nothing but play 40K all day long.

this isn't fair!!!

rolled 14 = 14

the zombies revere Marneus Calgar as their spiritual liege

rolled 73 = 73

zombies are productive members of society

rolled 5 = 5

The zombies all walk despite having wings and will only shoot lazers in self defense.

rolled 23 = 23

Zombies eat pudding, chocolate pudding

rolled 26 = 26

The zombies just want to peacefully coexist in exchange for a 1/100th population tribute every 20 years.

rolled 12 = 12

The disease which creates the zombies is not contagious. Therefore, there is only one of these zombies.

rolled 95 = 95

The zombies are here to defend us against the coming alien invasion.

rolled 96 = 96

Zombies recite facts and information (while shambling toward the living) they had committed to memory by way of rote memorization; for example, important historical dates memorized for a history exam.

rolled 20 = 20

Zombies spend 22 hours a day sucking eachothers dicks.

>>12649196
I like the implied acceptance of such a tribute.
"Send sixty million people every 20 years to be torn apart and devoured alive? I'm okay with this!"

rolled 28 = 28

Upon becoming a zombie, they experience an irresistible urge to fly into the sun where they will burn for all eternity and never die.

rolled 29 = 29

They burn in any kind of light, and are afraid of any form of light, avoiding light without even thinking of trying to turn off the lights or power.

Moonlight and starlight counts.

rolled 94 = 94

The zombies can sense the living through any thickness of material.

rolled 72 = 72

They are all extremely self conscious and will not leave their basements.

rolled 86 = 86

They all have leather jackets and stop attacking anyone that goes "HEeeeeey!".

rolled 83 = 83

All the other traits listed here only work on a day of the week that doesn't end with a Y.

rolled 36 = 36

Zombies never attack anyone because they are too busy posting on 4chan in /x/.

rolled 19 = 19

Zombies only like the taste of twilight fans and will only eat them.

rolled 61 = 61

Zombies force people to go through a tax audit before they actually eat them.

rolled 98 = 98

The zombies self-repair and re-reanimate after receiving incapacitating damage.

rolled 70 = 70

All zombies are like The Thing(movie not marvel character), where if you blow off a part of them, the part mutates into some kind of monster that proceeds to try to eat/kill you with newly mutated fangs and jaws.

rolled 96 = 96

All zombies are vegetarians and don't actually like attacking humans.

rolled 24 = 24

The zombies have frosted butts.

rolled 68 = 68

they talk in Cosbyisms

rolled 4 = 4

>>12647388
>>12647470
>>12647640
>>12648087
>>12648392
>>12648564
>>12648571
>>12648587
>>12648632
>>12648771
>>12648782
>>12648880
>>12648955
>>12648974
>>12648983
>>12649053


Zombies spontaneously split into two zombies if shot in head,poop ice cream,are flaming gays, have difficulty approaching women,probably because they have dicks growing all over their bodys, they punch eachother in the balls, making them angry, they shoot lasers out of there dicks, they tame bears to be guard dogs, oh shit son, they wear power armor, they swan dive, they are furries, have angel wings and bear armys. and they can't die. Also, they have doubles


If doubles: Zombies vomit kool-aid

rolled 29 = 29

If Doubles, Then Op is the Only Zombie, and is locked in the Abyssal Sea, where it can never harm anyone.

rolled 7 = 7

have a smooth talking jazz singer style zombie leader that dances and sings to coordinate the other zombies in battle

>>12649732
Seconding.

>>12650160
>>12649732
THIS.

rolled 15 = 15

>>12650160
...And rolling that here...

rolled 81 = 81

all zombies are stuck on an uninhabited island because they melt when water touches them.

>>12650210
They fly, dumbass.

Also, zombies speak like Christopher Walkin

rolled 70 = 70

>>12650220
Nah.

The zombies sound like Gilbert Gottfried

rolled 51 = 51

Zombies all talk in pig latin

rolled 62 = 62

They fallow a great queen zombie which looks similar to a queen termite and lays zombie eggs all day

rolled 22 = 22

the zombies are allergic to human flesh, its the one thing that instantly kills them.

>>12650530
Well fuck... What exactly is left of them that's actually zombie? Do we need a new classification now?

rolled 18 = 18

>>12650584
dunno this went full retard a long time ago,

Oh and all zombies change to look like famous A-list movie stars from all eras when they are transformed.

rolled 65 = 65

>>12650584
Spooks

rolled 80 = 80

yay, without meaning to /tg/ somehow managed to turn zombies into slaanesh CSM.

They are undead/never dying, they fly around shitting ice cream that is probably filled with drugs and super delicious, they have countless dicks coming out from everywhere, and they are wearing power armor....

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!?!

rolled 18 = 18

>>12650399
Do no eat raw flesh, and have the faculties to cook it themselves.

>>12650530
SAVED!

>>12650530
This is of small comfort when faced with gay sick-zombies, to say nothing of their bear army.

>>12650776
Seriously WTF?
These arn't zombies, these are Chaos Marines.

TZEENTCH!!!

If dubs, Creed makes a baneblade appear in the heart of every zombie.

>>12651390
forgot my roll....

rolled 29 = 29

>>12651393
er um....

moar plz

Do we have any drawfriends? We need some drawfriends.

rolled 27 = 27

Zombies are on fire

>>12653536

Could be fun.

What do we got here?
(Pic is an example of what you'd get)

>>12653751

Please see

>>12650013

No real pictures, that's what we needed a drawfriend for.

rolled 21 = 21

The ice cream like excrement from the zombies ass's is not edible to anyone except the bear army.

This is due largely to the fact that it contains a secondary virus that turns humans into pacifists ruining our chance of fighting off the oncoming horde of flaming gay zombies spontaneously splitting into two zombies if shot in their head, which have difficulty approaching women, probably because they have dicks growing all over their bodys that shoot lasers, while they punch eachother in the balls, making them angry, while wearing furry colorful power armor, swan diving with their angel wings in doubles form not that they could die anyways unless in contact with living human flesh. This also hinders our ability to fight the previously referenced bear army.