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    8 KB 1001 Things For Cosmic Level Wizards To Do When Bored Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:12 No.12631094  
    1. Turn every apple in the universe into a rock.

    2. Eat the moon.

    3. Make a golem out of spoons.

    4. Make a spoon out of golems.

    5. Create a universe whose only life forms are lawyers.

    6. Declare war on the sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:16 No.12631101
    7. Make the people of the nearby village into hats.

    8. Make a tree that grows socks for fruit.

    9. Turn all the undead in the world into rock candy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:16 No.12631103
    >5. Create a universe whose only life forms are lawyers.
    I knew there was a reason behind this.

    Fucking cosmic level mages.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:17 No.12631107
    10. Leave artifacts of immense power in random dungeons and dragon caves and slew legends of glory and fame about those who collect them. Artifacts are actually party balloons and a singing card that plays "You've got a friend in me" when opened.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:17 No.12631109
    10. Give hamburgers the ability to see the future.

    11. Give a million gold to an orphanage, but insist they only serve the children clam chowder. Forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:18 No.12631111
    12. Turn every creature into Jackie Chan.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:18 No.12631114
    Create a pocket dimension that spawns warped hellbeasts. Connect it to a second pocket dimension that spawns holy angelic beings. Sit back, cast summon popcorn, and enjoy the light show.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:18 No.12631115
    12. Make lists for everything

    13. Make magic pens that list everything
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:19 No.12631117

    13. Turn Jackie Chan into every creature.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:19 No.12631121
    14. Pierce the tip of every condom in existence and those that will be created with a pin sized hole.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:19 No.12631122
    8: Break spacetime so that a single number will be multiple items on the list
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:20 No.12631123
    14. Cast the darkness at magic missiles.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:20 No.12631124
    >no 10 (11)
    I actually loled
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:21 No.12631132
    >only clam chowder. Forever.

    Dear. God.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:22 No.12631134
    12. Turn the moon into an amusement park.

    13. Make telepathic pumpkins.

    14. Steal all the water in the world.

    15. Open a portal to the elemental plane of water. On Athas.

    16. Steal the sun.

    17. Steal Sigil.

    18. Steal the hearts of Sigil with a touching broadway musical.

    19. Make a gemstone that grants immortality. Then use it for a paperweight.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:22 No.12631138
    20. Write an epic ballad about the deeds of a small band of unsung heroes native to the Far Realms.

    21. Distribute this ballad on a planet with a primitive culture and convince them the sanity-bending protagonists are their gods.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:23 No.12631142
    22. Kill a dragon using only a small kitten, a toothpick, and a key lime.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:23 No.12631144
    22. Periodically flip the entire universe upside down and see is anyone notices.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:23 No.12631145
    Solve multiverse hunger. Tell no one.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:25 No.12631152
    23) Create a portal into the real world and have sex with my player in front of both the party and other players.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:25 No.12631153
    23. Simply walk into Mordor.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:25 No.12631155
    30. Hold all those limes.

    inb4 29
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:26 No.12631161
    24. Blueberry pie, only Ms. Ferramore shall know what this means
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:26 No.12631164
    20. Steal the ground, but make people walk on where it used to be anyways. Magic.

    21. Use Sigil as a paperweight.

    22. Write the best book ever. Enchant all the copies to make their readers only eat turnips.

    23. Make an army of garden tools.

    24. Invent computers and the internet. Then randomly destroy them all twenty years later.

    25. Kill Ao. Use the wall of souls to power a microwave.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:27 No.12631165
    24. Successfully seduce the Lady of Pain.
    25. Make it last more than a one-night stand.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:27 No.12631167
    25. Create a small stage that is actually a scale model of a city. The puppets will act out the citizens a day ahead of their actual events.
    >> [S4]Snowflake !a5ZsnpC0gM 10/31/10(Sun)06:27 No.12631168
    23.Open up a portal to alternate realities, Find my selves Then challenge them to a multi-dimensional Fight
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:27 No.12631169
    26. Secretly implant the desire for everyone to have sex with their mothers and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:27 No.12631171
    26. Light up the night.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:28 No.12631177
    27. Call Elminster a cockgoblin to his face.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:28 No.12631180
    31. Periodically randomize the alignment of $deity, but leave their followers out of the loop.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:28 No.12631182
    27. Ponder the ramifications when nothing changes
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:30 No.12631184
    28. Grant powers not equal but close enough to your own that no ordinary man could appreciate the difference to some random person with fairly loose morals. Kick back and watch what happens.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:30 No.12631185
    32. Grab a six-pack of Neutronium Golems and go have a night of bowling with your bros.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:30 No.12631186
    29. Get your numbers accurate for posting in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:30 No.12631188
    26. Eat the Lady of Pain's heart to gain her strength. Then reset reality and laugh at her, and laugh some more when she doesn't get it.

    27. Burn the ocean for fuel.

    28.Replace all the gold in the universe with cocaine.

    29. Make chickens the dominant lifeform on the moon.

    31. Add an extra seven moons to the planet.

    32. Make Sigil into a nightclub.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:30 No.12631190
    28. Carve a symbol of insanity into the moon
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:31 No.12631194
    33. Replace all the cocaine in the universe with live bees.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:32 No.12631195
    33. Close a time paradox
    34. Watch it
    35. Make porn of everything
    36. Open a time paradox
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:32 No.12631201
    30. Eat a filling meal and drink a ton of water right in front of a city full of starving Athasians. No, seriously, the cosmic power is CRITICAL to surviving this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:33 No.12631204
    34. Replace all the live bees in the universe with cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:33 No.12631207
    33. Turn Athas into an arctic tundra.

    34. Turn all the ice in the multiverse into ice cream.

    35. Make Athas into an ice cream parlor.

    36. Create a cannon that fires itself, from 3 seconds in the future.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:33 No.12631209
    42. create a spell that alerts you to location of anyone that says the phrase "a wizard did it", teleport to that location and say "yes, I did it".
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:35 No.12631217
    37. change the laws of nature so that copper can not exist, instead it is silver.
    38. offer your power in exchanse of single copper coin
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:35 No.12631220
    37. For a random 10 seconds each day, replace the lower appendages of every being in the multiverse with two left feet.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:36 No.12631225
    40. Make a massive indestructible see through wall around a beautiful crystal clear lake. Any magic but yours gets negated around it.

    41. Put it in the middle of a city in Athas, and claim that whoever can solve a riddle gets to drink.

    42. The water is a golem.

    43. The riddle has no answer.

    44. Laugh and pee on a baby, you sadistic bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:38 No.12631232
    43. violate causality risking the multiverse unmaking itself by time traveling to the moment in the future when you already prepared your dinner, only because you don't feel like preparing your dinner.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:39 No.12631233
    45. Challenge the whole of Earth to an arm wrestling contest for eternal prosperity and lack of suffering for man kind.

    46.Replace arm with black hole
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:40 No.12631237
    Make a magical clone whose job it is to teleport to any instance of "wizard did it" to say "yes, I did."
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:40 No.12631241
    45. Make yourself literally shit gold.

    46. Ask a peasant if he wants some of your shit. If he says no, show it to him and leave. If he says yes, give it to him, but then turn it back into shit. Then turn his clothing into gold. Laugh as he falls to the ground and struggles to get up.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:42 No.12631248
    wow, so many answers and yet they are all:

    >be an immense douche

    ... I approve
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:42 No.12631252
    47. Replace black hole with arm.

    48. Change the language of everyone, ever, so every word but beer means beer, and the word beer means "God, why would you do this, you cruel, cruel, wizard?"
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:44 No.12631261
    49. Create a spell that causes the nearest beer to appear in my hand. Don't share it.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 10/31/10(Sun)06:45 No.12631263
    This one is actually number 88, if I didn't fuck up the count.

    90. Make it slot machines dispense the fruits displayed on the reels rather than money.

    91. Plant a tree such that it will, at some point hundreds of years down the line, fall on a man and kill him.

    92. Awaken a turtle. Ask it for the time.

    93. Go door to door hawking tiny, personal portals to the quasi-elemental plane of Vacuum for $9.95 + handling.

    94. Melt the paraelemental plane of ice.

    95. Tarrasque-fighting ring. Take bets.


    1000. Rinse.

    1001. Repeat.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:45 No.12631265
    48. Be the nicest person ever, until someone comments on it. Then make them eat their own hair.

    49. Make everyone in the universe bald.

    50. Make a universe entirely composed of hair.

    51. Cure every disease, ever.

    52. Create a million NEW diseases.

    53. Make a the best song ever, but when it ends the last sound makes everyone shit themselves.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:47 No.12631270
    Current count, 101!

    As of: >>12631265
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:48 No.12631279
    102. Wear the monocles. All of them.
    103. Wear a cool hat
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:49 No.12631284
    102. Make a race of superintelligent immortal bushes. Use them to decorate your garden.

    103. Make sentient crack cocaine.

    104. Make a highly addictive street drug called I Like Dicks. Kill anyone that calls it something else.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:51 No.12631298
    107. Create a paraelemental plane of socks, using everyone's left sock as the spell components. Have portals deposit these socks into dryers randomly for the rest of creation. The cycle repeats if the plane runs out of socks.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:52 No.12631301
    44. catalog all female beings that Elminster slept with, claim any holes he hasn't been in (tiny standard with your name on it appears in orifice after you fuck it)
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:52 No.12631305
    107. Become a Journalist. All your articles contain secret code words to spies, appearing to be from their superiors, telling them to invest in a company that sells oversized prosthetic penises.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:54 No.12631312
    110. Steal the left arm of every other wizard ever. Use them to make yourself the most powerful thing ever. Then realize you already were. Keep Elminster's arm, return the rest.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:55 No.12631315
    108. Grant vegetables the ability to feel pain
    109. Give all plants telepathy with a range of whoever is touching them
    110. Laugh at vegetarians
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:55 No.12631318
    111. Burn Elminsters arm. UNCLEAN.

    112. Beat Elminster to death with his shriveled, burned up arm.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:56 No.12631325
    113. Remove number 113.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:57 No.12631330

    number 113 on the list or remove the number 113 from the universe?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:57 No.12631332
    120. reverse Elminster's digestive tract
    121. every beholder's eye increases charisma by 2 when consumed
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:57 No.12631334
    114. Racist comments now cause people to change race.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 10/31/10(Sun)06:58 No.12631337
    Fuck it, if we can't have a number 113, neither can anybody else.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:59 No.12631338
    115. Be the biggest douche ever.

    116. Laugh at self.

    117. Adopt seven children, teach them right from wrong, raise them as your own, and then pay their way through college.

    118. Adopt seven more orphans, turn them into superheroes.

    119. Adopt even more children. Send them to the Lady of Pain and make her raise them.

    120. Go to a bar and make all the ale you drink mysteriously appear in the nearby church's holy water.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)06:59 No.12631340
    116 : All babies now emit Slayer's "Raining Blood" from their mouths instead of crying.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 10/31/10(Sun)07:00 No.12631342
    115 - Rob a Bank.
    116 - Summon weapons and leave them around everywhere
    117 - Tell people to go pull stuff out of a rock and make them king.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:00 No.12631345

    108. After having given a small kitten sufficient power to destroy a great wyrm, get bored and set it loose somewhere.

    109. Turn the moon into a giant eyeball.

    110. Have it blink occasionally.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:02 No.12631349
    122. Make an Elder Brain summon a bunch of zombies.

    123. Remove it's powers.

    124. Connect the elemental plane of cold to the elemental plane of light. Create FROZEN LIGHT.

    125. Use FROZEN LIGHT as building material.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:04 No.12631354
    125. have a heavy metal soundtrack 9in a world that doesn't know heave metal)
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:04 No.12631356
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    130. Replace the Lady of Pain's arms with cheese.

    131. Replace all the cheese in the world with arms.

    132. Make the sun into a giant glowing baby's face.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:05 No.12631360
    >115 - Rob a Bank.

    Leonard, are you robbing a bank right now?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:05 No.12631362
    130. make all kenders lose their fingers
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:07 No.12631366
    133. Eat pancakes.

    134. Panty raid everyone ever.

    135. Throw a party with everyone ever, then rob their homes while they're away.

    136. Universal Time Stop, fill everyone's mouth with hot coffee. If they already have hot coffee in their mouth, replace it with cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:08 No.12631370
    133. Make the sun grow older at the same speed as a human.
    134 Make the beard glorious
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:08 No.12631371
    No, I'm in your house, painting your walls with heroin.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:08 No.12631373
    140. find other bored cosmic level wizards, get drunk, summon karaoke club wherever you are right now
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:09 No.12631377
    139. Take the sun out drinking, return to a frozen wasteland.

    140. Have sex with the laws of physics.

    141. Sing the most unerotic song about sex ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:11 No.12631383
    142. Change Pi to equal three, because the rest of it is just messy.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:12 No.12631386
    143. Change 0.999 repeating to = 1
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:12 No.12631388
    >141. Sing the most unerotic song about sex ever.

    Already happened, bro.

    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:13 No.12631389
    143. Start a Guild of Cobblers, make every cobbler refuse to repair any shoes ever.

    144. Start a Guild of Shoemakers, make every shoemaker refuse to make any new shoes, say they should just get their old ones fixed.

    145. Sell everyone sandals, give the money to the cobblers and shoemakers.

    146. Dissolve the Guilds.

    147. Turn the ocean into ginger ale.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:14 No.12631390
    148. Prove the existence of FSM. Proceed to summon.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:15 No.12631393
    149. Give all Elves regardless of gender long Dwarven beards
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:16 No.12631395
    Potato. Make 2=1, and make people able to divide fish by zero to get 5.

    150. Turn it back, because it's just silly.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:16 No.12631397
    149. Disprove your own existence.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:16 No.12631400
    150. Give all dwarves, regardless of gender, G-cup breasts.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:16 No.12631401
    151.Adopt the sun as your son.
    152. Call the school racists when they don't want to accept him.
    153 Pay his way through collage.
    154 Take him out drinking once he's old enough.
    155 Marry him off to Jupiter.
    156 Call Jupiter fat.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:17 No.12631402
    145. everyone but you swap genders, beings without gender gain one at random
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:17 No.12631405
    How many are we actually up to now?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:18 No.12631407
    They wouldn't notice under all that hair.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:20 No.12631414
    160. Take every child they have, and give it telekinetic abilities.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:21 No.12631417
    157. everyone but you is permanently on ecstasy
    158. teleport to some village and do a light show
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:22 No.12631422
    161. Do everything in this thread but not this.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:22 No.12631423
    COUNT IS 170 AS OF >>12631414
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:23 No.12631426
    COUNT IS 170!
    AS OF:
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:24 No.12631430

    145 B: Then proceed to swap their newfound genders
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:24 No.12631434
    171. Swap your own gender in front of family. Come out to family as gay for the new gender.
    172. Hit on lesbians at dyke bars. Regardless of current gender.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:26 No.12631439
    174. Create pokemon.

    175. Start a betting ring on pokemon cage matches. Minimum bet is three trillion people.

    176. Rig the fights.

    177. Take over the Abyss, and use it for a back scratcher.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:27 No.12631445
    178. Become Gym Leader of Mordor. Make it necessary to get a bike to get in.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:28 No.12631450
    178. Have sex with everyone ever.

    179. Change history so you invented bacon.

    180. Un-invent bacon.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:30 No.12631457
    181. Rewrite the laws of creation such that all Deities much be dressed in an 80s glam metal costume at all times.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:31 No.12631462
    182. Throw a birthday party for Vecna. Give him his hand and eye as a present, but encased in anti-magic indestructible glass. Laugh.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:31 No.12631466
    182. Become a mod on /tg/

    183. Do nothing
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:31 No.12631467
    184. Steal the fourth wall.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:32 No.12631471
    183. Dance fight a million people to death. Resurrect them and use them to conquer the world. Their only weapon is dancing.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:33 No.12631473
    185. Ask Vecna if he heard the one about his head.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:33 No.12631475
    186. Make it into a marble countertop for your newly refurbished kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:33 No.12631476
    185 Turn Robin Williams into an actual genie
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:34 No.12631482

    187 Masturbate with Vecnas hand

    188 Get pregnant
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:34 No.12631485
    184.5: Hire some gnomes to reconstruct it, but with subtle references that you are the author's self-insert.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:36 No.12631490
    190. Make FATAL good, and not the worst thing ever.

    191. Make something worse than FATAL.

    192. Clone Hitler and make him fight a clone of Stalin to the death. The winner gets eaten by a tarrasque.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 10/31/10(Sun)07:37 No.12631497
    189 - Create a portal to hell in heaven.
    190 - Don't let someone pass a bridge
    191 - Trick a peaceful creature into a adventure that will result in the discovery of a weapon that can destroy the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:37 No.12631498
    189: Replace all instances of 'guilty' to 'innocent' in every plane of existence.
    190: Replace all instances of 'innocent' to 'guilty' in every plane of existence.
    191: Have all crimes be punished by death in every plane of existence.
    192: Turn at least 40% of all sentient beings in every location of civilisation into hippies.
    193: Make sympathizing with flora illegal for all cultures.
    194: Laugh at the elves.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:37 No.12631499
    193. For added effect, masturbate with Vecna's hand in front of him.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:39 No.12631506

    194 Subdue and fist Vecna afterward... after drawing 'Power' on his fist and then yelling out POWWWEERRRRFIIIIIIST!
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:40 No.12631510
    195. Convince the Lady of pain to try being sub for a night, without using any magical coersion.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:42 No.12631523
    196. Use the God Emperor of Mankind for a coat rack.

    197. Have sex with Slannesh. And make her not enjoy it.

    198. Steal Tzeench's eyes.

    199. Brofist yourself from the future.

    200. Assassinate the ocean.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:43 No.12631525
    196: create a planet called 'earth' and put up a magic barrier around its solar system that blocks all sentient beings and also removes all magic from the inside of the field
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:45 No.12631539
    201. Convince an entire society that they shouldn't worry about blank, and that they should let you worry about blank.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:45 No.12631540
    202. Become a techpriest, and then carjack mars.

    203. Eat it.

    204. Turn the Tyrannids into kittens. And make them allergic to themselves.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:47 No.12631548
    206. Break into someone's home, refuse to leave, order pizza and watch tv.

    207. Break into someone's home, refuse to leave, order tv and watch pizza.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:49 No.12631552
    205. Temporarily become the god of dreams, only so that you may replace all electric sheep with electric boogaloo.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:49 No.12631555
    243: Create a delicious, gluten-free vegetable containing a full protein, which naturally ferments into an alcoholic substance within 2 days of harvest.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:50 No.12631561
    208. Seek psychiatric help, drive your shrink insane, make him into the new ruler of Athas.

    209. Walk around in broad daylight in a city on Athas, pouring water all over the ground and watching it evaporate.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:51 No.12631564

    cave wheat?
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:53 No.12631566
    244. Find an guy complaining about his life being boring. Instill religion on a plane without any, with this guy as the god. Make it so that those worthy, those who have lived truely intersting lives meet their god face to face after they die.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:53 No.12631567
    210. Create a fourth wall golem
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:53 No.12631568
    210. Break into someone's tv, refuse to leave, order more tv's, and perform amateur porn on all channels.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:56 No.12631576
    245. Perform all of the above in ten seconds while being as hipter as possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:57 No.12631578
    249. Run amateur porn of you fucking a fourth wall golem on every channel every day for a year. All radio broadcasts are the sound, and any words or images are also desriptive of the porn.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:58 No.12631584
    250. Carve EXPLOSIVE RUNES into the moon.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)07:59 No.12631588
    210: Discover the exact tone and volume required to cause any woman who hears it to spontaneously orgasm.

    211: Cast permanent stoneskin on left hand to reinforce it against all these bro-fists and high fives I keep getting from Bards.

    212: Turn into a snake. Even though it never helps.

    213: Teach prospective up and coming BBEG's that shooting is NOT too good for their enemies.

    214: Create comfy chair and watch world get taken over multiple times. Sell chair to new evil overlords head tortureror.

    215: Encase Beholders in giant cybernetic shell built out of adamantium. Get foiled by a guy wearing a bow-tie, suspendors and girly hair and his overly fit female companion.

    216: Get the moon to howl back at werewolves, but in a really sarcastic tone.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:01 No.12631593
    251. Cast NAILED TO THE SKY on a mountain. Have it come within 100 feet of the ground 50% of the time.

    252. Build your castle on said mountain.

    253. Mine it out and turn it into a casino.

    254. Land it on the ocean. Have it permanently hove three feet above the water.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:01 No.12631594
    212. Create the ability to count from 1 - 1001 on any board in 4chan without repeating/missing out numbers
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:03 No.12631598
    255. Staff the casino entirely with dwarves native to that mountain.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:03 No.12631600
    255. Make the moon yell at the werewolves about how they've dissapointed it very much.

    256. Invite said bowtie wearer to dinner. Steal the TARDIS and make a better one.

    257. Go to Gallifrey and eat their sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:05 No.12631603
    259. Collapse France into itself, until it comes back the opposite way and is full of gun loving asian racists.
    >> Sky Render !!+udySmPhFUM 10/31/10(Sun)08:05 No.12631604
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    Sorry for the question but,
    what exactly is "cosmic" level and how high is that? XD
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:07 No.12631609
    217: Find out where exactly Elves go when they get old. Discover it to be a gigantic Mecca Bingo Hall.

    218: Create a universal energy source that will revolutionise society. But it has to be powered by kittens.

    219: Teach Death how to cheat at chess.

    220: Invent the Steamroller SOLELY for the purpose of stopping time, tossing one on somebodies head, punching it repeatedly, and then proclaiming WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:08 No.12631614
    Higher than that. As High as possible. Above god level.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:08 No.12631615
    At cosmic level, neutronium golems serve as atoms in your massive toilet bowel, the water of which is made of a googleplex damned souls.

    You will most likely not use this toilet, as it is "Old" and "Stupid Looking" and "Cheap" and "I have like a way better one anyways, that massages my butt as I poop".
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:08 No.12631620
    260. Craft an epic level divination spell that, when cast, states in a monotone voice one thousand and one things appropriate to your level for you to do when you're bored.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 10/31/10(Sun)08:08 No.12631621
    lvl 147+ I think, though that might be High-Cosmic
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:09 No.12631624

    over level 30

    basically, a god
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:10 No.12631626
    Epic ends at level 40, son.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:10 No.12631627
    At cosmic levels you can rape gods and they'll thank you and ask if they can make you a sandwich or something while you here.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:12 No.12631635
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    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:13 No.12631638
    261: Create an army of manly Elves with gigantic sideburns, conquer world as nobody believes such a thing to exist.

    262: Create science.

    263: Scientific progress now goes "Boink"

    264: Create ball game where you make the rules upas you go along.

    265: Teach people to pronounce Aluminium properly.

    266: Horrbily murder those who get it wrong.

    267: Entertain at parties.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:14 No.12631641
    266. Harness the very power of Multiverse. Make sure you are not undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as assimilating too much power and exploding.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:14 No.12631643
    261. Alter the laws of physics so people can fly by farting in a specific direction.

    262. Make the telepathic pumpkins form a democracy.

    263. Become the first non-pumpkin president of pumpkinica.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:16 No.12631645
    268. Replace the soles of everyone's shoes with lightly poached salmon.

    269. Influence fashion trends such that wearing their salmon slightly more heavily poached is now the 'in' thing.

    270. Drive salmon extinct, tell everyone Tilapia is just as good.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:18 No.12631651
    272. Learn to bullshit really well, realize your dream of being a lawyer
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:19 No.12631656
    275. Develop brain cancer, get told you only have a month to live. Cure self and light doctor on fire. Then light The Doctor on fire.

    276. Brofist Death, and then fuck a necron.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:21 No.12631660
    277. Insist that you must referee all of Death's games from now on, and proceed to make intentionally bad calls.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:22 No.12631664
    277. Play DORF FORTRESS, but with real dwarfs.

    278. Have them make a giant computer over the whole planet.

    279. Use it to play DORF FORTRESS.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:22 No.12631665
    276: Force everyone to dance for your amusement non-stop
    277: Have anyone who dies from over-dancing be reincarnated as a dance golem, made from the very essence of dance
    278: Create a grue-dance golem hybrid
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:24 No.12631669
    284. Dance all night, yeah, all night long.

    285. Dance dance dance.


    287. Create a GRIMDARK universe of puppies and rainbows. Nothing bad every happens, yet it is still GRIMDARK for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:26 No.12631675
    288. Develop crippling addiction to blueberry muffins.

    289. Inject blueberry muffins directly into your bloodstream.

    290. Ride a robot unicorn across fields and over cliffs, jumping from mountaintop to mountaintop.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:29 No.12631683
    290. Make a golem out of golems
    291. Create a WH40K golem, made from the very essence of grimdark
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:29 No.12631685
    290. Dance the grue-dance golem hybrids to death, repeating as nauseaum until you have an aeons-old dead shell of a supreme dance god at your disposal.

    291. Fill the shell of the dance god with all of the souls in the universe minus yours and feed it just enough cocaine to have one last dance-off.

    292. The winner gets a really super-neato prize bag with at least three separate gift cards inside.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:31 No.12631689
    200. create a cartoony pocket plane full of infinite ADVENTURE!, create a cartoony boy in awesome hat with magical dog to live the FOREVER!, watch over them so nothing bad happens, let them play to their heart's content.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:36 No.12631707
    107. Go back in time to just before numbers are invented
    108. Remove the number 3.
    109. Skip forward millennia in time, and tell them they missed a number.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:36 No.12631709
    294: Breed everything with everything else

    295: Laugh as world is plagued by freakish crossbreeds.

    296: Secretly feel a modicum of shame of creating the Cricket-Bat just for the sake of a pun.

    297: Accidentially create Sinistar

    298: Run! Run! Run!

    299: Turn all non-humanoid monsters into monstergirls. (If task 294 hasn't already done so.)
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:37 No.12631712
    587. Send a message back in time to your past self that you absolutely must not, under any circumstances
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:39 No.12631717
    295. Replace all numbers with fruits and vegetables.

    Orangety tomato and grape. When listening to any song, the events related in the song happen to the listeners.

    Orangty tomato and banana. All songs are now about stroking kittens and running through fields with puppies.

    Orangty tomato and carrot. All kittens are now sperm golems and puppies are turned inside out.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:40 No.12631719
    300. Reinvent bacon.
    301. Breed bacon golems.
    302. Uninvent bacon again.
    303. Breed pancake golems.
    304. Breed scrambled egg golems.
    305. Crossbreed delicious breakfast golems.
    306. Eliminate any trace of bacon golems from the timeline.
    307. Miniaturize your breakfast golems.
    308. Grant your breakfast golems divinity.
    309. See what happens.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)08:44 No.12631726
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    267. Rewrite the laws of magic to include Elves in the list of things that you can transform people into with a casting of Baleful Polymorph.

    268. Proceed to use this as the final proof in your argument to deny elves the rights of other sapient beings in Good-aligned cities.

    269. Carry on with this trend until all that remains are humans and halflings.

    270. Find and coerce a dwarf into helping you undo this "terrible mistake." Get his eleven friends to help you.

    271. Realize that your party isn't balanced without the addition of a person that actually has rights, pick up a halfling from his home.

    272. Reproduce a cockamamie version of The Hobbit, rife with political intrigue and social commentary.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)09:31 No.12631899
    101. Put tiny explosive runes on every atom in the universe.

    102. Wait for the invention of the electron microscope.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)09:45 No.12631977
    People have often mistaken a cosmic level wizard idle musings with such things as reality, self consciousness, and God.

    Don't be naive, he is simply bored.
    >> Anonymous 10/31/10(Sun)09:48 No.12631991
    315. Coded highly specific and powerful exploding runes into every humans DNA that is programmed to trigger when they see rapid flashing multi-colored light

    316. Invent Saturday Morning Cartoons

    317. Make the parents clean up the mess themselves.

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