shit shit shit
how do i roll?

rolled 92 = 92

>Ice King is dead
There is no longer any good in life.

Made of Candy Rock.

Hey guys whats going on in here

dice 1d100

candy corn

rolled 77 = 77

>>12612799

faaaail

but yeah, candy corn

rolled 46 = 46

>>12612774
I see your stick of rock and raise you Pop Rocks.

>>12612770
Type 1d100 in the email field.
>>12612774
You are made of Rock Candy. Your tough skin and sharp edges give you +5 to Armor and Endurance, as well as dealing 1d10-3 damage to an opponent in a grapple. However, you take -5 to Charisma, as you intimidate basically anyone you meets you, and -5 to Dexterity, because of your large fingers.

rolled 23 = 23

jell-o

>>12612818
dice+1d100, that is.

>>12612818
OK, now to choose class. Classes are Adventurer, Rough-houser, Magician, Thief, and Healer. Don't roll for this one, just debate amongst yourselves which one you want.

rough houser or adventurer

rolled 42 = 42

>>12612849
Given that we seem to be the closest thing to a golem in AdventureTimeLand I'd suggest Adventurer or Rough-houser. We probably wouldn't make a great thief.

>>12612849
>>12612858
>>12612863
What's the difference between Adventurer and Rough-houser?

my guess is agility?
or diplomacy

>>12612849
Forgot the descriptions...

Adventurer is your jack-of-all-trades. He can shoot a bow, swing a sword, or make a potion just about as good as anyone. You receive +1 to all Characteristics, and are proficient with all types of armor, blades, hammers, and bows. You start with the Wanderer trait, which allows you to go twice as long without food or water than a normal person. In addition, you can read any type of map, even if it's written in a language you don't know.

Hell yes, rough-housing! Do it!

>>12612877
And Rough-houser? Adventurer seems quite good, I'm leaning towards that unless Rough-houser is great.

>>12612849
Rough-houser is the buffest, toughest, rowdiest profession in the land of Ooo. You love fighting with anyone and anything, and never really care what someone says if you know that you can beat them in a fair (or unfair) fight. You gain +2 to Strength and Endurance, but -2 to Dexterity. In addition, you start with the Candy Rage and Slice 'n' Dice perks. You start with one Candy Rage per day. With Slice 'n' Dice, you gain proficiency with all melee weapons, and a +3 bonus when using your chosen weapon (chosen at creation). You are proficient with heavy and medium armors, shields, and all types of hammers, blades, polearms, and exotic melee weapons.

rolled 19 = 19

>>12612948
>>12612877
Damn, I can't decide. 1-50, adventurer, 51-00, rough-houser.

>>12612948
Rough-houser.

Proficiency: Candy Fists

battlecry: "suck on THESE lolli pops!"

I demand Rough-housing!


...Can we dual-wield shields?

>>12612986
>>12612948
Seconding rough-houser, but preferred weapon: nutcracker hammer.

>>12612849
A Magician is, well, a magician. He can cast spells, create things using magic, unlock hidden secrets of Ooo's past, and read any sort of scroll and magical tome. They are, predictably, rather fragile. The Magician gains +3 to Intelligence, +1 to Wisdom, but -2 to Endurance. A Magician starts with 3 spells in a day, and the Babel Boy and Craft Magical Anything traits. With Babel Boy, you can read any language, as well as able to read magical tomes and scrolls (Wizard only). You are proficient with light armor, daggers, staves, and light maces.

>>12612849
A Thief is a dastardly bastardly type dude, able to pick his way into any door, chest, and social situation. He is a silver-tongued devil, able to convince anyone of anything. A Thief gains +2 to Dexterity and Charisma, but -2 to Strength. They start with the Quick Fingers and Silver Tongue traits. With Quick Fingers, you can take half the time a normal person would take with any activity involving Dexterity. With the Silver Tongue trait, you can (once per day) convince anyone of any lie that you have told in the past 24 hours.

I think we should go unarmed, since we get such a powerful grapple attack.

-2 to Endurance still leaves us at +3 if we go with Wizard. Changing my vote from Roughhouser to Punchin' Wizard

>>12613078
Whoops, forgot that he's also proficient with light armors, all one-handed blades, all bows, and one exotic weapon of your choice.

>>12613080
I CAST FIST.

I'll change my vote to this too.

yesssssss

wait, is there some kinda mana/magic point system?

>>12613107
Spells per day, but when we run out we can just punch people.

wizard wizard wizard wizard wizard

>>12612849
A Healer is the one person in all of Ooo who you should go to in any time of need. Whether your arm has just been eaten by a Grass Giant or you just need a few cuts sewn up, you can count on a healer to help you out. Healers gain +3 to Intelligence and Charisma, but -1 to Agility and Strength. They start with 3 healing spells in a day, and the Plant Lover and Endurance trait. With Plant Lover trait, you can tell what type of plant anything is just by looking at it, and whether or not you can make something useful out of it. Endurance allows you to go beyond the 0 hp death level, and gives you until -10 hp to survive. In this state, though, you can only cast healing spells, and cannot move without aid.

chocolate

am I rolling correctly? Sorry I'm a newcomer

>>12613151
Damnit, forgot the weapon and armor proficiencies again. Light and medium armors, swords, maces, and conventional bows.

rolled 61 = 61

bottle caps

Not sure which class I want yet

rolled 43 = 43

uhhh... bubblegum?

>>12613178
Once you have all chosen your class, we can roll for Characteristics and Skill levels.

>>12613192
Do we have to? Muscle wizard anyway, but this is getting a bit complex.

rolled 51 = 51

>>12613176
enter "dice+1d100" in the email box to roll

Oh, uh, I may have not made this clear: We are only rolling up ONE character for now. As the party expands, we can roll for more. But only one, and he's already made of Rock Candy. Don't know class yet, but everyone seems to be liking Wizard.

>>12613197
Eh, majority vote decides. I don't care either way, but I thought that the game might go better if we have characteristics and whatnot.

>>12613206
He's made of Rock Candy

He was meant to be a motherfucking marauder Rough Houser

wait wait wait
we wont start with that dustomancy BS will we?

Keep it simple just go Rough Houser. We can stack our strength even higher and just maul people. Make our chosen weapons our fists but carry some other stuff.

>>12613289
No.

Its adventure time, be crazy. Go punchy wizard

>>12613300
>>12613278
>>12613197
>>12613150
Alright, I'm going to roll. 1-50, Roughouser. 51-100, Wizard. Here we gooooo

FUCK IT. He's a punchy wizard, guys. You get a wizard robe, a dagger, a wizard staff, and three spells per day. Any three spells you can think of, so long as they aren't too silly.

>>12613358
Now we roll for name. Same procedure as rolling for class.

>>12613278
>>12613300
>>12613358
ROCK CANDY=ROUGH HOUSER
MAULING>SPELLS

sleep
stretchy arms
magic net

rolled 31 = 31

edwin

>>12613358
Does we have to think of those spells now, or do we do it later?

rolled 52 = 52

Beowulf

>>12613371
Drop magic net for enlarge self

>>12613371
Sounds solid. Any objections or other suggestions? Also, you're a wizard. Deal with it. More people should have spoken up earlier when we were discussing this if you felt strongly about it.

>>12613389

but then were just playing jak-
OOOHHHH
ok, yeah

>>12613396
You're a rough and tumble punch wizard. Not only do you cast spells, but you can punch harder than any Wizard you know. Plus, you can think of one liners really quick because of your high intelligence.

>>12613398
>>12613389
Alright. So, the spell list is Sleep, Enlarge Self, and Stretchy Limbs? Any other suggestions/comments?

punch wizard is now officially a class in every system
it just hasnt been written yet

Spell Idea
"Teleport Behind"
A spell to teleport behind a target. Cannot be used if there isn't a back, and can only be used to get behind them.
Reasoning: We have fists. Getting close to people lets us use them. Balanced by no letting us do the craziness of a full on teleport spell.

"Shake and Bake"
Lets us make everything shake.
Reasoning: Knock em on the ass so we can stomp them. General utility would be neat. Could also cause explosions.

"Bulk Up"
Makes us grow several size categories
Reasoning: GIANT MUSCLE WIZARD WILL STOMP ALL!

>>12613433
Shadowmancer?

im willing to skip enlarge self for shake & bake or bulk up

>>12613480
Enlarge Self and Bulk up are the same thing. Just a different name maybe add more muscles.

>>12613436
Well, Bulk Up and Enlarge Self are essentially the same, but the other ones are cool. I have, by no means, made the spell list definitive. It works like the D&D spell list; you select the three you want at the start of each day. We don't have to make the list for the first day right now. We do, however, still need a name. The winner thus far is Beowulf, unless someone rolls higher.

rolled 93 = 93

brock

>>12613506
EXCELLENT

Spell Idea

Gravel: turns our guy into gravel candy for camoflauge and sneak attacks

rolled 68 = 68

Bison the fistmage

>>12613506
Radical. Brock the Rock Candy Wizard it is. Where would you like to live? Roll 1d100, highest wins, etc etc. Choices are the Capitol City, Sugar Grass Meadows, The Nut Kingdom, the Frozen North, the Former Ice Kingdom, and the City of Thieves.

>>12613550
Last setting roll, then we'll start the adventuring!

rolled 100 = 100

sugar grass meadows
were the local go-to for problem solving...kinda like finn and jake were

Someplace with bears for us to suplex. Or other large creatures.

I'm thinking Nut Kingdom or Sugar Grass Meadows. Part of this is process of elimination, fuck the cold, fuck thieves, fuck the city.

>>12613567

can we have a little house, and outside our house is a little tree who's seed we got from finns old place?

rolled 51 = 51

>>12613550
Frozen north

There are no other options

>strike citizan
We can do that later captcha, we need to finish this first

>>12613567

well that was decided rather quickly

>>12613567
Well that didn't take long. No one can beat a 100. Only tie and then you might as well take the first 100 anyway.

>>12613567
Well, it looks like you live in Candy Grass Meadows. This is the fabled place where Finn and Jake went on righteous adventures from back before they ruled Ooo. You have a treehouse there, not nearly as large as F & J's, but big enough to accommodate you and your adventuring gear. Even though yesterday was a knife storm, today is an absolutely gorgeous day, with the clouds floating lazily by and the sun shining down upon you and the residents of the CGM.

did the knives dissapear? or is everybody going knife picking today?

>>12613600
The other residents like you quite a lot, as a result of you saving their lives many a time. It is even whispered amongst the elder residents that the tree you live in was the offshoot of the legendary Tree of Adventure, which now stands (in part) in front of the Royal Palace in the Capitol. Today, one of them has come to you, asking a small favor...

Poop

>>12613614
Most of them have vanished, as a result of the bizarre nature of Ooo, but a few are still stuck in the ground here and there.

Can we be practicing our hobby of fine rock bonsai? It involves boulders.

>>12613653
The visitor came upon you whilst you were rearranging your Rock Bonsai garden. You toss the last boulder into place and turn to face him. He's from the village of Soft People, and is clearly troubled by something. "Oh, thank goodness Brock! We are in dire need of your assistance!"

>>12613694
Uhhh... Dance?

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>12613694
WHAT'S THE DILLY-O, SOFTYMAN?

>>12613694
go on...

>>12613702
You begin... dancing? Ok... the Elder of the Soft People looks at you quizzically, then says that the village is under attack! The Peanut Brittle Trolls have come out of their caves and are about to lay waste to the town. They were probably attracted by the gold in the center of town...

>>12613737
"I love me some gold. And I love me some Peanut Brittle."
Of to the adventure, because Peanut Brittle is tasty, and maybe we'll get some gold.

>>12613737
Fireman carry him while heroically charging towards the village to save it. Then say a witty one liner/catchphrase that announces that its adventure time?

"what did i tell you guys about the gold! put it in a bank already..."

>>12613762
>>12613753
You toss the soft person onto your back. Thankfully, you're wearing your armor, otherwise he would get hurt by your rocky physique. As you charge towards the town, you notice the pungent smell of spoiled peanut butter mixed with... fire? Oh, my, that isn't good. You come up over the crest of the hill, and see that one of the Soft Condominiums is already aflame, and the Peanut Brittle Trolls are moving on to the next ones. Actions?

cast stretchy arms, put the soft person down and start punching the trolls

>>12613795
Does spoiled pb put out fires?

>>12613814
Nope, it makes it worse.

rolled 65 = 65

Is there a lake? Throw the lake at the fire.

>>12613808
If we do this, he has to punch them like this.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4G7UVhLos
ATATATATATATATATA

Run under a troll and make ourself big.

>>12613795
Are peanut brittle trolls weak against spoiled peanut butter covered in fire? And if so, can we use said spoiled peanut butter on fire?

>>12613808
>>12613845
You put down the Soft Person and cast Stretchy Arms on yourself. There goes your first spell use for the day. You charge down the hill on your now-stiltlike legs and confront the trolls. There are three of them, and they all look like pretty tough customers. They turn their attention to you, and the combat begins! Roll 1d100 for initiative!

rolled 5 = 5

>>12613868
Rolling for the trolls...

rolled 49 = 49

>>12613868
Rollan! Commence Grapplan Suplexan!

Any weapons lying around? what weapons do they have and can we take them from them?

rolled 62 = 62

>>12613902
You gain the upper hand on the befuddled and stinky trolls! You grab the nearest one with your stretchy arms, and promptly grapple him! Roll 1d100 for a grapple, then 1d10 for damage dealt to him by your skin. I roll for the trolls.

>>12613923
They have no weapons except their peanut butter fists.

>>12613926
Rollan grapple

rolled 99 + 1 = 100

>>12613926
Attemptan doubleroll.

rolled 67 = 67

>>12613940
WTF reroll

>>12613960
Did... did we just take two damage on that grapple?

>>12613960
With your impressive strength, you perform a massive and incredibly awesome suplex that intimidates the EFF out of the other trolls. Roll 3d10 for damage, and he takes 1 damage from your sharp skin.

"IMA BREAK YO BRITTLE"

rolled 4, 7, 9 = 20

>>12613940
ROLLAN.
Then taunt them with witty one liner.
>>12613982
I say this one.

>>12614011
You smash the troll's head into a pile of rancid slop. You get up from the attack, glare crazily at the other two, and say in an intimidating voice "IMMA BREAK YOUR BRITTLE!" Now it's the trolls' turn...

rolled 41 = 41

>>12614045
The first one takes a mighty swing at you!

What the hell are our spells?

rolled 66 = 66

>>12614057
But he misses! Then, the second troll attacks with a two fisted smash!

>>12614057
Use stretchy limbs to stretch backwards with the attack and slingshot your way back at him (If it's still active)

>>12614075
>>12614075

Uhhh... Use this idea?>>12614077

Some cool dude wrote and ran an adventure time rpg a while back, might be on /rs/ as OooRPG.

rolled 8, 1 = 9

>>12614072
Stretchy Limbs (active), Enlarge Self, and Shake 'n' Bake. Just as a note, using Shake 'n' Bake will knock down all the Soft Condos.
>>12614077
It's still active, but the other troll has already hit you! He deals...

>>12614105
9 damage! You have 21 hp left. Now, it's your turn to attack. Roll a 1d100 and include in the post what attack you make.

>>12614105
Glad people like Shake and Bake.

rolled 47 = 47

Enlarge self and roar at the bastards

>>12614129
Are you sure? This will use up your Enlarge Spell self for the day.

>>12614138
Oh yeah, disregard that post

>>12614138
No. Just grab the other two and smash their heads together.

rolled 5 = 5

Hammer throw
Grab one of the trolls. Spin. Use stretchy arms to make him go even further. Smash him into the other Troll.

rolled 100 = 100

>>12614152
FUCK. Rerollan

>>12614162
I'm going to go with this roll... you grab the other two and smash their heads together with tremendous force. Roll 3d10, it deals that much damage to each troll. They're also stunned for a few seconds.

rolled 51 = 51

>>12614152
here

>>12614162
is my roll. Didn't go through first time.

Let's DO this!

rolled 2, 8, 2 = 12

>>12614180
Aww yeah, nigga

Aaaand with that, I have to go. Birthday party for a friend. I might be back later, but I will definitely be back tomorrow. Thanks for playing thus far! Hoping for an archive.

someone put this on the new adventure time page on 1d4chan

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>>12614247
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