No, because smaller wheel would be in back.

Is it shit?

I'd actually like to see Trollpunk where things are powered by logical fallicies.

Magnets would be more powerful than nuclear plants.

>>12281695
I want to be in a superhero game with that as my character concept.

>>12281695
magnet also works as perfect protection from bullets

>>12281712
But nobody knows how they work.

So, you'd have some bullshit concept, but it would work until someone called you out on it, like in the old Looney Toons where they'd run off a cliff and keep running until they realized there was nothing but air below them.

>>12281695
It would have to have a limiting factor.
If someone can point out the logical fallacy, to themselves when affected by it, or you as you wield it, it stops working.

Peasant Railgun !!!

>>12281723
>>12281725
Like paradox in Mage? Also, if you technobabble/bullshit your explanations good enough, you are immune to this.

>>12281715
Well, if it's Trollpunk, there would have to be corporations of some sort. And that's what the corporations would be trying to accomplish; discover how fucking magnets work.

(spoiler) It's a fucking miracle (/spoiler)

>>12281695
That's... awesome...
>>12281725
Too easy, and it's not trolling if you don't know how wrong it is anyway. I think you could have a rage points pool that factors the effects of the troll-powered devices.

magnetrocketship.png

>>12281738
It's just there in the air.

You hypothesis that a smaller wheel in the front of a bicycle gives the feeling that you are biking downhill constantly depends on what you are referring to.

Are you referring to the feeling of going downhill or are you referring to the way it becomes easier to propel the bike forward?

And, answering your question, no, it's not steampunk. Steampunk usually includes the use of brass and the use of steam machines (hence the name "steampunk")

>>12281725
Actually, it would work based on how mad it made people. We flushed it out a bit last night.

>>12281752
Half-Life 2's SUPER REALISTIC PHYSICS ENGINE proved the concept by using the Gravity Gun on a box beneath the box you're standing on. It can be done, we just haven't tried hard enough yet.

Plot for the next Professor Layton game, perhaps?

>>12281738 Trollpunk

Holy shit, I'm suddenly imagining a setting where all of the troll inventions work - magnets give infinite power, people can fly by lifting themselves up by the hair, guns are useless because soldiers wear magnets on their helmets....

>>12281750
Rage points?

What about...

What if Troll powers were, er, powered by people raging around them. When people see pic related, they'd know it's impossible and get mad. That anger would power it, which would make them even more mad, giving it more energy.

>>12281759

>>12281759
Are you the most boring man ever?

>>12281784
That's only if it was built by a Quantum Trollphysicist class. Regular Trollphysicists don't get the Harness Implausibility-Rage feat until they've multi-classed with Trollstronomer for three levels.

>>12281784

I feel no anger
Kittehs cute ^_^

>>12281784
I would prefer a system of subjective reality.
At the most simple, like the shadow spells in dnd, it's X% real if you not even mad, and 100% if you rage.

>>12281759
Damn, I wish I saved those pictures from last night.

>>12281819
... why has nobody fucking funded this yet?

>>12281784
So posting your trollogic pics on the internet gives them power?

Now I unerstand

>>12281813

Probably not, out of 310,378,684 people in the world (U.S. Census bureau) someone is bound to be more boring than me.

>>12281723
No, it would be powered by how hard people are trolled by it.
The more they rage over your stupidity, the faster you go.

>>12281842

What were they pictures of?

>>12281867
Bro... world population's a lot higher than that. Making up numbers and slapping names behind it doesn't make what you say- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Gotta admit it made me twitch.

>>12281867
>out of 310,378,684 people in the world (U.S. Census bureau)
>world=USA
The fuck?

>>12281819
>Trollstronomer

Glorious.

>>12281880
All kinds of troll physics. In addition to the Magic Helmet there were things like a pulley spaceship and magnet car.

>>12281890

I accidentally copied U.S. population, 6,872,200,970 is the number of people in the world, sorry.

>>12281833
And like in 3.5, with options to raise the minimum reality percentage, up to a point where you get that talented in trolling that if the other guy does not choose to rage and make his save, he's hit with over 100% of the effect.

Because there's some trolls it's just not healthy to resist.

personal favorite

>>12281927

I'm going to go make that.

Brb in a little while, thanks anon for that idea.

Brilliant.jpg

>>12281927

More trollpunk pics for inspiration.

>>12281943
I'm sorry, son. You might want to look up surface tension before you go to try that.

>>12281976
lol, u jelly

>>12281976
you clearly have not understood this thread son

Who needs stats when you have them magnets.

Trolls feed waaaay too much off of Insane Clown Posse

>>12281980
In Super Smash Bros, two Luigis can constantly B-Up (uppercut, fire) each other until they go off the top of the world. Quite similar.

>>12282022
When I was a kid I thought that would work.

>>12282038
that kind of works .. but your need a huuuge backpack

>>12281976

Oh....my dreams are crushed...

Trollmetry

Miracle thread?

>>12282022
Oh man, I lol'd so hard.

Greatest plan ever.

>>12282053

The awesome thing is that this would actually work.

>>12282047
No, the plant needs light for photosynthesis. You'd need a huge backpack that was in full sunlight.

>>12282053
HAH HAH!
NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY!

>>12282065

these are fucking hilarious

can we has keep more coming?

>>12282053
>straight lines

>>12282075

did you not see the backpack illustrated?
It was clear
Sunlight goes through clear
I win

In Trollpunk settings gold, silver, etc. are useless as currency because they can be created artificially so easily.

This one made my day.

>>12282100
Perhaps they trade in rage, like how Orks use teef for currency. The bigger the rage, the more it's worth.

>>12282075
Better solution: the two mirrors from >>12281967

>>12282100

>using is next steampunk game, seeing if GM notices

>>12281943
>>12281976

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleigh%E2%80%93Taylor_instability

troll punk seems to use a lot of magnets. how do they work?

Glorious. This is probably the best thread I've seen on /tg/ in the last 4 weeks.

>>12282138

GODDAMN IT I TRIED TO MAKE THAT A SCIENCE PROJECT WHEN I WAS SIX

>official morowso

HEY GUISE WE CAN TRAVEL UNTO SPACE

>>12282115

I'mma go try dis.

>>12282131
>clips

Heh. God, I love these troll physics.

>>12282138
Isn't that more or less how the bullet trains in Japan work?

Around the world in 80 days, Trollpunk style.

>>12282168

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglev_%28transport%29

Worse part of trollphysics is that they actually work. They're only too advanced a concept for our primitive minds to grasp.

>>12282149

Judson?

So I'm thinking that you can totally see into the future, because people move slower a lot slower than light. So when you see someone walk into a room, they are actually still a few miles away from the room.

>>12281784
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>>12282138

Holy fuken shit! why hasn't anyone tried this shit?! this is fuken awesome! I'mma steal all of your ideas and invent this shit and become so rich!! I'm so smart and you all or idiots!!! =P ^_^ =D

>>12282168
Magnetic levitation uses really powerful electromagnets, but yes, basically. Several of these are theoretically possible, but totally impractical.

you know what sucks about the consensus, what sucks abotu the consensus is that we cant make theses due to it

>>12282231

This one tries a little too hard, pushing two troll concepts.

Troll psychics is best psychics

>mfw this whole thread

Guys, I accidentally inspired myself here

>>12281819

and made my own Troll Science thingie! Good or bad, /tg/?

So what's the final word?

Is Trollphysics powered by the rage people feel when they know it shouldn't work or from the troll's ability to bullshit reasoning and people believing it?

>>12282356
It did generate a few points of rage in me.

>>12282356
Love it.

I almost didn't see what was wrong until I saw it was powered by a fan blowing a blanket.

>>12282378
Success!!!

>>12281695
I read that in a thread earlier, thought about it for 10 seconds, and concluded that it's essentially Genius: The Transgression.

>>12282392

if it's powered by rage though, it means that troll is going to die in space when there's noone to be angry about it

>>12282361
Maybe it's different depending on what kind of Troll they are? Like a regular Linear Troll's science is fueled by his bullshit and therefore can only increase at a steady rate, but a Quantum Troll is fueled by the rage his science causes so as he causes more RAGE it'll increase exponentially.

>>12282416
I'm sure the troll is smart enough to have tv screens with satellite feed to NASA so they can track his voyage and show it to people all over the world.

It's like Gurren Lagann where everything is powered by your GAR, except everything is powered by RAGE.

For the spaceship, you'd just need a bunch of rational people like how they took over the moon in TTGL

>>12282436
I like it.

This was a productive thread everyone. I'm glad it was salvaged rather than 404ing.

>>12282356
The little arrow pointing to the engine saying "Useless" is a nice touch. Well done, Anon, 9/10 would rage again.

>>12282458
ITT we define two types and at least two disciplines of Troll Scientists and dump inspiration pics for a homebrew setting?

I'd agree that /tg/ got shit done in this thread.

>>12282155
I think this is what non-euclidean architecture looks like.

>>12282555

can't tell if troll

>>12282653
not troll if I saw that picture in real life and knew it wasn't just a art then I would go crazy

>>12282653
AND YOU NEVER WILL

/tg/, I present to you Curry's Troll

If this sentence is true, then all trollphysics works.
Suppose for the sake of contradiction that the first sentence is false.
Then the antecedent of the conditional is false, so the sentence must be true!
By modus ponens, all trollphysics works.

So...let's say that using trollogic this actually did decrease the water level.

Would people still disbelieve it even if it was working?

>>12282803
I raged a bit, I'll admit it.

Behold!

>>12282815
Better answer: dig the hole deep enough and it'll eventually get hot enough that the water will boil and evaporate. Set up a pipe to channel that steam into the atmosphere, so that it'll rain more and there will never be a drought anywhere on the face of the Earth ever again.

Trolleorology saves the day!!!

rolled 21 = 21

>>12282888
...NOT SURE IF WILL WORK...

>>12281707
Yes a superhero who's powers are based on misunderstandings of how the world actually works would be pretty cool.

>>12282917
Trust me, in five years the whole planet will be covered in rainforests. That'll also repair the ozone layer AND spread horrid diseases all over the world to decrease the surplus population, AND with all those trees growing all over the place we'll have an unlimited fuel supply. Secondary unlimited fuel supply will be to store some of the steam produced by The Hole in little plastic bottles, providing portable steam power at a cheap price to people all over the world.

Is there anything troll science can't accomplish?

>>12282917
And THAT'S how you know it's too late.

>>12282957

>Is there anything troll science can't accomplish?

Can it make...

Love?

>>12283017
Don't know about that but you'll have plenty of wood every morning.

>>12283017
I can't spend 9000 hours in mspaint, so, here.

>Women love money and dicks
>Create phallus-cover stuffed with dollar bills
>Attracted by massive junk, staying for money
>PROFIT

>>12283017
Well I certainly love this thread...

>>12283035
You need to combine it with infinite wealth.

>>12283032
Lumber

>>12283035
Lust

>>12283041
Attachment to abstract thing

Troll science has failed to deliver.

Someone better at Science! than I needs to somehow combine every Troll Science image to show them all creating some colossal, world-shattering device with the power of their bullshit with magnets and cats and misinterpreted laws of physics.

>>12281784
>>12281890

Anon-gineer here, points off for lack of FBD.

>my face for this entire thread

This is how I imagine Orks think. And it works.

>>12282119
the last one looks like a vagina that i'm not sure i'd be willing to fuck

>>12283470
lol'd

Water level rising?
Throw excess water into volcanoes
Boom, no more problems

>>12283558
Suddenly, obsidian everywhere!

>>12282119
anybody else see 2 fire horses?
possibly Rapidashes

Mother of god I need to make a setting about this...

>>12283308
Same here. I showed the cat/buttered toast one to my friend and said it was the engine that powers Ork Wartruks.

Too much garbage?
Toss it into the trash compactor again and again until it's a more manageable size

>>12282100
You know that it is actually possible in real life to turn stuff into gold right? You don't need trollpunk.

>>12282316
lol this almost seems reasonable.

>>12283233

same here.