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    461 KB Let's play a game. Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)17:52 No.12233518  
    ITT: I'll GM a campaign of Drunken Bear Fighting RPG for you manlies/tg/entlemen.

    Pic is the entire game system, pretty easy, you fucking nancy-boys.

    There will be 3-4 players, respond with a character name and trip if you want in. All characters will be ball-crushingly manly or awesome in some(all) way(s)

    The story:
    >Your FLGS, run by Pat Morita, is being threatened by a bunch of drunken rich emo faggot bears, who, using their bear daddies' money, are threatening to buy out the property from Mr. Morita. Keyword being 'threatening'.

    You are the FLGS' manliest patrons, and this shit isn't gonna fly.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)17:56 No.12233559
    Did I mention these faggot bears are going to bulldoze your FLGS and build a Hot Topic in its place?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:00 No.12233584
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    rolled 5, 2, 4, 4 = 15

    Fine, I will fight the bears
    Dice Hauling
    DC20 Bear Knowlage

    Dice Bag
    Maid RPG book.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)18:02 No.12233597
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    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:07 No.12233633

    So you are:



    DBK- Blather about DBK-based anime.

    Dice Bag
    Maid RPG Book

    Fill out the blanks, broski, you have to distribute a 1,2,3 and a 4 for stats and make up 3 skills, 1 each for Pow,Spd and Chm.
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:11 No.12233672
    Pow: 2
    Spd: 3
    Chm: 1
    DBK: 4

    Pow- Dice Hauling
    Spd- Rolling
    Chm- Blather
    DBK: DBK rulebook knowlage

    Sorry, i thought we rolled our stats
    >> Gabriel Krol 09/26/10(Sun)18:14 No.12233701
    Gabriel Krol, of polish descent, here to kick drunken bear ass. An ex-vacuum salesmen, he is new to the organization, but heavily charismatic. His balls are made of tungsten with diamond cores.

    Stats and skills:
    Power - 2 Skill: SHOOTAN' DAT GUN
    Speed - 3 Skill: THRUSTING FURIOUSLY
    Charm - 4 Skill: MAKIN' DEM DEALS

    Cool shades
    Cell phone
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:16 No.12233727

    We have Tim, will anyone else join up to bludgeon some stupid faggot bears who call your PnP RPG's, your Wargames, your Magic Tournaments, everything you love and enjoy, nerdy homo shit?

    Yes. They have repeatedly referred to your hobby of choice as nerdy buttfuck homo shit as they laugh in their nasally voices about how much cooler it will be when they kick Pat Morita out on his ass and open up a Hot Topic here.

    Their breath reeks of salmon and stale cum.

    Tim needs buddies to help beat asses.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:19 No.12233751


    Gabriel, you are good friends with Pat Morita, who is a total bro and has come through for you dozens of times, and you have always sold him vacuums as well as had his vacuums serviced, as he needs many, what with running a shop where giant, crumb-covered nerds gather.

    Now these bears threaten to take your friend's livelihood.

    Because they're faggots.

    We now await two other warriors.
    >> Ian St Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:19 No.12233760
    I am Ian St. Ian. The latest in a short line of longtime Drunken Bear Fighters.

    Power - 3
    Throwing Heavy Things
    Speed - 2
    Climbing Stairs
    Charm - 1
    Selling Stuff
    Drunken Bear Knowledge - 4
    Stores that sell Booze to Drunken Bears

    Bear Fighting Handbook
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:21 No.12233770
    >giant, crumb-covered nerds
    Hey, I should have you know the crumbs roll off me, I'm a crumb SURROUNDED nerd thank you very much!
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)18:22 No.12233779
    I'm adding a tripcode, too.

    Heaven or hell, let's rock.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:22 No.12233789

    We have this badass dude right here. He's not really all that attached to the FLGS, but when Drunken Bears are involved.

    Shit gets real. Coffee tables get thrown. Bitches get choked.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)18:23 No.12233801
    Pow: 1 - Punch man in face to make him buy a camel
    Spd: 2 - Stealthily slip camel into someone's pocket
    Chm: 4 - Sell camel
    DBK: 3 - Sell camel to drunken bear

    Camel with skull-pistol
    Infinite camels
    Infinite camel food
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:24 No.12233803
    So, shall we go with 3 fighters then?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:25 No.12233811
    >> Ian St Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:27 No.12233831
    Damn Straight, if we let the Drunken Bears push around our nerds they'll start getting uppity and then we'll have them shitting up our White Castles and thinking their depraved fetishes are normal. Then we'll have Drunken Bear Pride marches and we all know that is just plain wrong.

    Besides I hear the owner of the FLGS might be making a new game Bearhammer 40,000, in the Grim Dark future there are only bears...
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:28 No.12233853
    Alright boys, You have been dispatched to the FLGS as a team and enter. It is filled with the bittersweet, half-hearted smiles of nerds, buyan' daiss, rollan' daiss, readan' books, playan' majiks.

    You were told to find out the details of the situation from Mr. Morita, but the counter appears unattended currently.

    What do?
    >> Ian St Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:31 No.12233879
    I'll make a quick walkthrough of the place to make sure none of the Neckbeards are not actually Neckbears.
    >> dice 1d6 Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:31 No.12233884
    My bear lore tells me bears live in caves, so I'm rolling my DBK to find bears, or bearsign.
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:32 No.12233896
    rolled 2 = 2

    lets try that again
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)18:33 No.12233909
    I'm going to approach one of the nerds and ask him where Morita is.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:33 No.12233914

    Roll 1d6 for Drunken Bear knowledge to tell apart the bears and fatty neckbeards.

    You get a +1 from the bear rulebook which has some fucking epic illustrations of bears for reference.
    >> Ian St Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:34 No.12233926
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)18:34 No.12233927
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    Troy Hurtubise

    Drunken Bear Knowledge 1 FUCK YOU BEARS!

    Equipment: Antibear Armored Suit. Bear Traps. Truck to haul around Antibear Suit. Beer.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:35 No.12233944
    You find no bears or bear signs. Seriously though, why would they put up signs around their caves? Or have caves in a FLGS?

    Charm test to not spook the flabby, pimpy wreck of a boy.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:36 No.12233962
    They are all just neckbeards. Very scared, very sweaty.

    Fukken gross.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)18:37 No.12233977
    rolled 5 = 5


    Rolling for charm now. Do I get a +1 from my cool sunglasses?
    >> Troy Hurtubise 09/26/10(Sun)18:40 No.12234023
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    Troy Hurtubise is on the anti-bear patrol.
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:41 No.12234028
    The sweating might be for the best, it might sweat some of the fat of them. I'll take up position near the front door to keep an eye out for any bears while the rest of the team finds the owner.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:41 No.12234031

    The sunglasses remind him of his cool older brother who was not fat and who beat the hell out of him because he was cool.

    The fatty mumbles awkwardly and hurriedly waddles outside with his 3.5 DMG gripped in his sweaty, grubby mits.


    As he walks out the door, he looks down the road and screeches like a woman then starts to run(waddle) the other way down the sidewalk in a panic.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:43 No.12234052

    >What do?

    [One post each.]
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:43 No.12234058
    rolled 1 = 1

    I attempt to tip over a table, spilling the yu-gi-oh cards and hopefully allowing a defencive position.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)18:44 No.12234067
    rolled 5 = 5

    Run to door, poke head out, one hand on pistol
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:47 No.12234102
    rolled 4 = 4

    I'll pick up the heaviest looking Rulebook and head outside looking for a Bear to show him the proper respect for the uhh..."World of Synnabar: The Fire Clams of Amazon Lazer Island" sourcebook by winging it at him like a hardbound frisbee of doom.
    >> Troy Hurtubise 09/26/10(Sun)18:48 No.12234117
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    >approaches bonseer
    I too am approaching boner. Bear fighting is excellent.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:51 No.12234156
    You are successful. You now have cover and are standing behind the upturned table, facing the door.

    You see...

    A bear.

    It is stumbling drunkenly down the sidewalk, holending half a dozen empty wine-cooler bottles in one paw.

    It is wearing tripp pants and black eyeliner.

    >>12234102 emerges from the door behind Gabriel, spots the bear, and hurls a book at the drunken faggot's head, striking it in its bitch mouth, causing it to drop the wine cooler bottles and roar in confusion.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)18:53 No.12234189

    The bear is stunned by this. seriously who the fuck throws a perfectly good FATAL book at people? Fucking ROOOAARRR

    Surprise round over.

    What do?
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)18:54 No.12234190
    rolled 5 = 5

    I hurl insults at the bear, declaring it a cockrocket among other things. I then retreat inside the FLGS, vaulting the table that Ian overturned to take cover behind it with him. I also draw my pistol.
    >> Troy Hurtubise 09/26/10(Sun)18:56 No.12234216
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)18:56 No.12234221
    rolled 1 = 1

    Laughing I yell, "Now that's what I call a Rules Heavy Game!" I then yell back to the neckbeards, "Hey porkeyes, get me another book to throw at this faggot bear."
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)18:57 No.12234232
    rolled 5 = 5

    I guess I hold my maidbook high and shout to the nerds to watch any back entrances or bathrooms
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)19:02 No.12234297
    This questhread is awesome.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:07 No.12234353
    rolled 1 = 1

    Your cool shades make you look like such an asshole to bear as you hurt the fuck out of its pussy-ass feelings. You notice him crying a little as you get inside and regroup behind the table with Tim.

    That's it, man. That's just to fucking cruel, the bear has had enough of people ridiculing him for being better just because he's different. Ian's massive fucking charisma and insults drive the bear to full out roar-weeping, and get the nerds' attention, as a few scramble to get him a stack of rulebooks.

    At first, none of the nerds know what to do, but then they see. The Maid RPG book, the dicebag, the conspicuous lack of charisma. He's one of them. A kindred nerd spirit, yet also a badass... He has a fucking gun. "Shit, do what he says," they think... They get organized and begin to get the FLGS battle-ready.

    The bear is so fucking upset, you don't even know... He, sobbing like a pussy, takes a swipe at Ian...
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:08 No.12234376

    And strikes him in the chest, ripping his shirt and leaving bloody claw marks, Turok/Bruce Campbell style.

    What do?
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)19:12 No.12234409
    rolled 4 = 4

    I see that move coming a mile away. It is on page 128 in handbook under "Crawling in my Bearhug." I wait for it can kick the Emo-Bear right in his shriveled bear-balls. I then take a step back and grab a book from the nearest Neckbeard and take a look at the cover, "GURPS: Drunken Bear Fighting," and say, "You neckbeards may be alright after all. Which one of you sweathogs is gonna teach me how to play this after I get done kicking bear ass?"
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)19:13 No.12234418
    rolled 1 = 1

    I unleash a full clip from my pistol, because more bullets is always better.

    I unleash it in the bears general direction.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)19:19 No.12234481
    rolled 2 = 2

    I draw my pistol from it's holster and fire a few shots at the bear, taking care not to hit Ian.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:23 No.12234544
    rolled 6 = 6

    The shallow claw wound throws you vaguely off-balance and you kick the simpering cocksucker in the kneecap instead, causing only superficial damage to his tripp pants, but in-so-doing this is sure to piss him off, as those pants cost his dad $200.

    You fire repeatedly at the furry fucker.
    You join Tim in unleashing some motherfucking hellfire on Yogi here.

    The bear attempts to dive out of the way of the 2 sources of gunfire...
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:25 No.12234562
    rolled 2 = 2


    And stumbles, his back peppered with 9mm rounds. Haha, wlecome to the opening scene of Robocop you honey-eating faggot. He makes a desperate effort to avoid Gabriel's gunfire an instant later...
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:28 No.12234593
    rolled 2 = 2


    And fails horribly, getting shot in his punk-ass kidneys. God damn it. The FLGS never puts up this much resistance...

    >"Fuck this shit, you're not my real parents!!!"

    The bear crashes through the glass storefront window and attempts to slam into the table and, by association, Tim & Gabriel...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)19:29 No.12234603
    >welcome to the opening scene of Robocop you honey-eating faggot.
    Friend, have cause audible laughter.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:32 No.12234630

    He crashes into the table, full force, crying like a crazy berserk pansy, and knocks it over your heads, into a shelf filled with warhams. The bear now looms over Tim and Gabriel. His drunken emo bear tears, darker than the shadows over his darkened, shadowy soul, reeking of salmon and bad poetry, drip onto the floor before you.

    Wat do?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)19:32 No.12234634
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    rolled 1 = 1

    I attempt to roll out the way. Because that's how I roll
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)19:33 No.12234642
    rolled 3, 5 = 8

    I'm gonna dive to the side while shooting. Can I do that?

    First roll is for speed, second is for power.
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)19:35 No.12234663
    rolled 6 = 6

    Looks like i roll out of the way, so I am going to bounce off a wall and start bowling for columbear
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)19:38 No.12234686
    How many hitpoints to characters have? I don't see it in the rules.
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)19:39 No.12234695
    rolled 3 = 3

    I throw GURPS: Drunken Bear Fighting at that whiny bitch to try and buy my comrades a bit of time to get away. "Hey cockgobbler, you were fighting with me!"
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)19:39 No.12234699
    It looks like when you are hit you lower one of your stats by the damage. like you get a concussion so you lower INT
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:40 No.12234704
    Don't get antsy, one turn per person, this is combat, i'm waiting to post everyone's together after ian tells me his turn.

    You subtract from stats as you're harmed.

    I'm keeping track of everyone's stats, including bears, so dont worry.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:44 No.12234759
    rolled 4 = 4

    Tim rolls deftly out of the bear's reach. The nerds are in awe, some even lapsing into a wide-eyed reverie at the sight of one of their own being so motherfucking agile. HE IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

    Gabriel nimbly dives in the opposite direction, firing back at the bear, but to no avail, shooting it only in the genitals, which are so pitiful and disused as to have become shriveled and nerveless. But still, at least he's out of mauling proximity.

    You mightily hurl the Ironclaw book at the bear, striking it in the back of the head with such force, you destroy the binding of the book. Fucking solid.

    The bear, raging at the nerds it sought to torment and the badasses who are here to defend them, tries to lift up the shelf before it, still half-filled with broken warhams...
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:46 No.12234783
    ...but forgets that he is the biggest pussy of a bear that has ever thrust the curse of his birth upon his unfortunate bearents. He grunts like a noodle-armed faggot and fails to lift the shelf, giving up, winded.

    Wat do?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)19:49 No.12234813
    I rolled, so go with that.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)19:50 No.12234817
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    I roll and rise to my feet, pointing the gun at him. "Surrender, you duechebag milkshake of +3 dickticklery!" is grunted in a heavy polish accent (try to imagine what that would sound like). Rolling charm if need be.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)19:50 No.12234823
    rolled 5 = 5

    Whups. Here's 1d6 for you.
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)19:51 No.12234828
    rolled 3 = 3

    Seeing that he is winded, I use my knowledge of Drunken Bear Fighting to spot his weak point and assault it with whatever is handy.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:52 No.12234837
    s'cool, i used the 4 & 1 for the rolling and charming. now waiting for other two dudes.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)19:54 No.12234866

    The closest thing is a Forgeworld titan, meticulously painted with amazing artistry, gripped in the terrified hands of a child no older than 12, who is cowering against the wall behind you.

    You sure you wanna do that?
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)19:59 No.12234907
    rolled 3 = 3

    The Bear Blood and Battle Damage will give that model more character than any hand painted heraldry. If anything it will show these neckbeards that their hobby gives them tools to kick these bears asses themselves.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:08 No.12235002
    You fire at the bear, making the same mistake Gabriel just did, and hitting low, obliterating its useless, unfeeling genitalia.

    Gabriel gets to his feet somewhat gracelessly but puts the thought of him being less than jawesome out of your fat, greasy neckbeard mind, when he adjusts his shades and demands the bear's surrender like a total hardcore badass. The bear is genuinely shocked and disturbed by the order.

    The bear begins to calm down and seems to be ready to surrender...


    You grab the sniveling little twat's giant ugly fucking gundam and, as the bear opens his mouth to apologize, you ram it down the thing's bitch-ass throat sideways like John Goodman attacking a fucking hoagie.

    The bear's eyes roll back into its head as the force of the attack sends into shock and it suffocates under its own fail.

    Mr. Miyagi, himself, storms out of the back room angrily.

    And by "storms out of the back room", I mean he fucking dynamic entries through the ceiling from the second floor of the FLGS, holding a pump shotgun in each hand, with his untameable erection, like the raised fist of an angry God, hastily tucked into his pants. Peering through the massive hole he has just created, Naked bitches, numbering in the dozens, can be seen in the room from which he entered.

    >What the hell!? Those Twilight readin' homos back to taste more rock salt?
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:11 No.12235029

    What do?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)20:11 No.12235030
    rolled 4 = 4

    I use my DBK to find the roof cave Mr. Miyagi just created.
    >> Ian St. Ian !!5eXoNBaaKSm 09/26/10(Sun)20:15 No.12235084
    rolled 1 = 1

    I pull the Titan out of the defeated Bear's mouth and hand it back to the kid saying, "Thanks for the assist, kid." I then take off my ripped shirt wipe the blood and nail polish off my chest hoping to avoid any cross species infections. (I make a healing check)
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)20:16 No.12235095
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Well, I was hoping to garner something from his shitpile of a brain, but that works, too." I put away my gun and inform Mr. Miyagi in no long-winded manner of the situation.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:17 No.12235099
    Using the too-awesome-for-a-metal-album-cover illustrations in the Drunken Tentacle Bears section of the Maid RPG book, you locate the ceiling-bear cave Pat Morita just created. It is filled with raw bear food, also known as naked damsels who have yet to be devoured.
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)20:20 No.12235126
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    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:25 No.12235194
    You are healed and the child is amazed to have seen something so unspeakably awesome, especially now that you return his titan, not too damaged at all, just covered in bear-drool and bearthroatblood. You flex gucking mightily and are feeling so fucking pumped, that you're back to full power.

    Pat Morita informs you that, for the last fucking time, that was just one character in one goddamned movie. Why doesn't anyone even mention Thoroughly Modern Millie anymore? FUCK!

    Anyway, he is already aware that he is standing on a dead bear. This is the 3rd time this week they've come here, but now shit just got real.

    Apparently, you've killed the son of the biggest real construction mogul in the region, the one who had been preparing to buy out this property.

    This man, this construction mogul, has ties to the russian mob.

    Well, fuck. It would seem you've just killed the faggoty son of a russian mobsterbear.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:28 No.12235226

    Tim, you are inside the titty-cavern, I assume? Wat do.

    Also, wat do now to Ian & Gabe?
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)20:29 No.12235232
    rolled 6 = 6

    I check the hole for the russian constructionbear, because constructionbears are attracted to things that need reconstruction.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:31 No.12235258
    You find no constructionbears, only dozens of naked women with shattered pelvises.
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)20:34 No.12235297
    rolled 6 = 6

    I make clear effort to give a fuck, and fail. I question the store owner as to the state of his vacuums at present, and how much shit exactly he thinks we're in.
    >> Tim 09/26/10(Sun)20:36 No.12235322
    Sorry guys, i gotta run.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:39 No.12235354
    To: All.

    As it stands, the vacuums are in good shape. You were here yesterday, Gabriel. The nerds are all milling about nervously. Some are whispering to each other, wondering if they should call the cops, etc.

    Pat Morita explains that you'd better not stay around for very long. The police and ambulance squads around here tend to be made up of miserable, angry drunks.

    Hairy drunks.

    With fucked up teeth and claws.

    But then some of them are drunken bears on the russian mob's take, so that's even more fucked up.

    He tells you he'll clean shit up here, but that you should get out of here, and tells you of some intensely gay club downtown that the bear you killed undoubtedly frequented.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:41 No.12235373

    So since Tim's gone, we'll stop here.

    This has gone well.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:44 No.12235403
    Any thoughts, brave bearstomping hardasses?
    >> Gabriel Krol !EfVwyVp5SE 09/26/10(Sun)20:45 No.12235408
    rolled 3 = 3

    9000 internets to you, OP.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:47 No.12235427

    So does that mean we should continue this campaign?

    Like maybe weekly or some shit?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)20:49 No.12235453
    I will GM a game of this tomorrow on the board, thank you for introducing it to me OP. Let us dance the dance of blades.
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:54 No.12235484
    This shit needs to happen daily here on /tg/

    Fuck quest threads, this is sweeeet.

    Also, be careful whether you choose to gm it for 1-3 individuals with one individual player per character, or go the traditional quest thread route and have /tg/ collectively play a solo campaign, voting on the actions.

    Also, you just realized that every single quest thread main character ever has been some horrendously complex gestalt character with like 15+ minds competing for control.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)20:54 No.12235488
    What the fuck dude? Only 9000?

    Here OP, have another internet.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/10(Sun)20:55 No.12235501
    >Fuck quest threads, this is sweeeet.
    Why must /tg/ turn everything into pro-skub vs anti-skub?

    Can't we all just get along?
    >> Cú Airúath Siblaid (GM) !!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)21:00 No.12235536

    We are getting along.

    Allow me to clarify, Margeret.

    shit threads = -10
    meh threads = 0
    good threads = 10
    epic threads and good quest threads = 50
    ultra fucking epic threads and epic quest threads = 150
    this = 9001+

    so you see, without this thread, quest threads are fucking awesome, but this kind of thing overshadows their awesome by a sliver.

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