!!9x1vEuGv9ER 09/26/10(Sun)20:08 No.12235002|
You fire at the bear, making the same mistake Gabriel just did, and hitting low, obliterating its useless, unfeeling genitalia.
Gabriel gets to his feet somewhat gracelessly but puts the thought of him being less than jawesome out of your fat, greasy neckbeard mind, when he adjusts his shades and demands the bear's surrender like a total hardcore badass. The bear is genuinely shocked and disturbed by the order.
The bear begins to calm down and seems to be ready to surrender...
TIME TO STRIKE!!!
You grab the sniveling little twat's giant ugly fucking gundam and, as the bear opens his mouth to apologize, you ram it down the thing's bitch-ass throat sideways like John Goodman attacking a fucking hoagie.
The bear's eyes roll back into its head as the force of the attack sends into shock and it suffocates under its own fail.
Mr. Miyagi, himself, storms out of the back room angrily.
And by "storms out of the back room", I mean he fucking dynamic entries through the ceiling from the second floor of the FLGS, holding a pump shotgun in each hand, with his untameable erection, like the raised fist of an angry God, hastily tucked into his pants. Peering through the massive hole he has just created, Naked bitches, numbering in the dozens, can be seen in the room from which he entered.
>What the hell!? Those Twilight readin' homos back to taste more rock salt?