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    491 KB Let's Play Deathwatch [pt1] doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:36 No.12187108  
    (So what the fuck happened to this thread?? Let's try that again)

    Let's play deathwatch /tg/
    Part 1 is Character Creation.

    You all read my little intro, so let's cut to the chase.

    What is your Space Marine's Name?

    (Lowest roll on a d100 chooses it, type dice+1d100 in email field to roll. Rule of cool or consensus can override a lower roll)

    >wheactio same
    My thoughts exactly, Captcha
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:37 No.12187122
    rolled 29 = 29

    Brother Victus
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:38 No.12187134
    rolled 6 = 6

    Meltagun Jones
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)21:39 No.12187155
    rolled 80 = 80

    Battle Brother Victarion
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:40 No.12187168
    rolled 96 = 96

    Dariel "Dakka" Nukem.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:41 No.12187183
    /tg/ is this what you want your Marine named? I may rule-of-cool it to another if you guys submit something epic. only a few more left
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:41 No.12187188
    rolled 1 = 1

    Brother Testicles (pronounced like "Hercules") of the Warriors of Testerhome chapter.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:42 No.12187195
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:42 No.12187206
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:42 No.12187208
    rolled 16 = 16


    Just Chad
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:44 No.12187223
    I wounder if he knows Captain Titus
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:44 No.12187224
    rolled 14 = 14

    Brother Flatulus
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:44 No.12187225
    Faustus Helier
    Lucky Happy/Joyful
    Sorry OP, didn't read your background story.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:44 No.12187226
    >rolled 1 = 1
    >Brother Testicles
    >(pronounced like "Hercules")
    I hate you in ways you cannot even fathom.
    I forsee the "manly phalanx" thread all over again.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:44 No.12187231
    fuck me, can't noko with 1d100
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:45 No.12187239
    You go: noko+dice+1d100.

    It's not only easy, it's common sense.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:45 No.12187242
    The dice gods.... they have spoken.

    "Welcome Brother Testicles, to watch station Enoch. Please verify that the pict screen is displaying your information correctly."

    The next piece of information it displays is your Chapter.
    (You can select from the following: Ultramarines, Black Templar, Blood Angels, Space Wolves, Storm Wardens, Iron Hands, Dark Angels, Salamanders, or Scythes of the Emperor)

    Again, low roll selects.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:46 No.12187252
    rolled 63 = 63

    thanks bro. forgot you had to add "dice"
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)21:47 No.12187268
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    I could see such a DW marine bumming around the galaxy.

    In case it is dropped for some reason, Battle Brother Invictus Ferrus Maximus Canis, Esquire.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:47 No.12187272
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187281
    rolled 83 = 83


    Lets try out the new boys.

    Storm Wardens.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187283
    rolled 47 = 47

    Salamander, for they are the broliest.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187286
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    Choose your chapter, /tg/.

    The noble, blood stained past of the Blood Angels?
    The secrecy and shame of the Dark Angels?
    The pride and vigor of the Ultramarines?

    what is your choice?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187294
    rolled 79 = 79


    Iron Hands
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187295
    rolled 12 = 12

    None of these chapters is manly enough for the the great, hulking GIRTH of Brother Testicles.
    Better take Blood Angels to be safe.
    >> Iron Lung 09/22/10(Wed)21:48 No.12187297

    Flesh Tearers.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)21:49 No.12187300
    Dark Angels.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)21:49 No.12187308
    rolled 48 = 48


    I guess I'll just go with Black Templar.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:49 No.12187309

    Marine art of today >>> marine art of the 80s and 90s.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:50 No.12187317
    Cruz Zapata

    (its a real name, btw)

    >aplaws authority

    sure he does, captcha
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:50 No.12187320
    rolled 87 = 87

    Why should I have to fill out forms, they should already be filled out for me. I didn't become an Ultramarine to fill out forms. Go get a sister to do that.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:51 No.12187327
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    While you sit stoically, the hum of the screen rumbling a light treble over the deep roar of sublight engines, you can't help but stop to regard the steely perfection of your visage in the reflection of the glass.

    Magnificent Brother Testicles of the Blood Angels, Roll 1d5 to choose your past.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)21:51 No.12187331
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    Well, I've met my fail quota for the evening.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:51 No.12187333
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:51 No.12187342
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:52 No.12187350
    rolled 1 = 1

    Yiff of the Yiffyiff
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:53 No.12187361
    Space Wolves

    With that name a fitting chapter is needed.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:53 No.12187367
    rolled 74 = 74


    What the hell, Storm Wardens.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:53 No.12187370
    rolled 4 = 4

    That marine isn't fat enough to display Brother Testicles huge, wrinkled, jiggling size.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:53 No.12187376
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:53 No.12187379
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    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:54 No.12187381
    rolled 73 = 73

    capcha ate my roll
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:55 No.12187390
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)21:55 No.12187403
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    >selecting the first past
    Brother Testicles, the records show that you were instrumental in restoring the long-broken relationship between a second founding chapter, specifically the Flesh Tearers. It is said in whispered legend that Gabriel Seth personally noted your formidable skills on the field of conflict and stated that, "It is the fury of honor that brothers such as these demonstrate which make me certain of the good of our reunion."

    Speaking of your legend. What sort of personality do you have?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:56 No.12187415
    Plump, hairy, and fun to play with.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:56 No.12187417
    rolled 55 = 55

    Batshit fucking INSANE. Like, you hear the voice of the Emprah in your head and shit insane.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)21:56 No.12187418
    rolled 17 = 17

    The most laid back marine ever, smiting and purging while not even being mad.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)21:57 No.12187422
    rolled 1 = 1

    Heart broken by your childhood boyfriend, you vowed to SHOW THEM ALL and undertook the Trials to become a member of the Blood Angels. After centuries of battle, you've killed more xeno, traitor, and heretic scum then you can count, but it still doesn't ease the pain.
    The locket is always kept between you and your power armor.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:57 No.12187425
    rolled 70 = 70

    Loud and full of bravado.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:57 No.12187430
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:57 No.12187434
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:58 No.12187442
    >"It is the fury of honor that brothers such as these demonstrate which make me certain of the good of our reunion."
    Of the duck what is there shit he said did how.

    No, seriously. You have to take that sentence apart bit by bit for that to make sense. Gabriel Seth is a wordy idiot.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:58 No.12187447
    Goddamn it.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:58 No.12187451

    Goddamnit, we're a gay Blood Angel named Testicles?

    Well played, /tg/, well played.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:58 No.12187452

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)21:59 No.12187455
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)21:59 No.12187460
    rolled 75 = 75

    Note that
    is still 1d5
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:01 No.12187476
    rolled 2445 = 2445


    You are pious and dedicated to serving the Emperor, but you also have a weakness of being very much into dancing. Your fellow Chapter brothers laugh at you for this, but they do not deny your skill, having been the 3-time champion of the inter-chapter danceoff.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:01 No.12187477
    rolled 24 = 24


    A gentle giant with a soft side for Tau, cooking and ikebana. Over protective, if someone damages the people he cares about or insults the EMPRAH he will rage with the fury of a thousand dreadnoughts.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:01 No.12187479
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    It seems my thread is doomed so i'll ask here, it seems apropriate.
    Is scanning of the rulebook over? Where can i grab it?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:02 No.12187490
    not quite but we have the pdf so far all the cruch I think or most of it http://www.megaupload.com/?d=mt0htn4b
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:02 No.12187492
    There sure are some funky rollings going on in this thread...
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:03 No.12187502
    >Your fellow Chapter brothers laugh at you for this

    >The Recreator Squad
    >The Space Hulk Recreator squad combines the finest warrior skills with the sharp sense of rhythm and lively humor needed to entertain the galactic empire's armies. The Recreators brave Genestealer strongholds to slaughter and amuse, wreak havoc and provide a sigh. In short, the Recreator's enter Genestealer Space Hulks and dance, just to prove they can. A squad's broadcasts to Space marine chapters throughout the Imperium demonstrates its courageous triumphs over the enemy.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:03 No.12187507
    You play with your life speaking about Chapter Master Seth in such a manner, servitor.

    You are Hot-Blooded.
    It was no wonder you impressed the Flesh Tearers, who are particularly vulnerable to the deep and deadly curse of Sanguinius. While they are renown for their unyielding fury, you managed to meet their courage with your own. Unfortunately, your temperament changes rapidly and has earned you your fail deal of scorn and bitter feelings.

    You shake your head, letting the thoughts of yourself and your past switch to the present inspection of your data record. The next line lists your profession.

    You are a rank one (devastator, tactical marine, assault marine, techmarine, apocethary, librarian).

    Choose (high roll selects this time)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187522
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187525

    Librarian. Because they're cooler.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187527
    rolled 30 = 30

    ANAL Devastator.

    ANAL-pattern Missile Launcher, that is.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187528
    rolled 27 = 27

    Assault Marine. FOR JUSTICE!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187532
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187533
    rolled 11 = 11

    If we're going Hot Blooded, I gotta say Assault Marine.

    Though a laid back AM is fine too.

    I'm beginning to think Noko is probably a bad call for this, just for the sake of verifying roll legitimacy.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187539
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:05 No.12187541
    rolled 42 = 42

    Assuming d100?
    Apothecary. Get the rubber gloves ready gents.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:06 No.12187543
    rolled 60 = 60

    I like where the dice gods are taking me. Apparently into ANAL.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:06 No.12187545
    rolled 45 = 45


    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:06 No.12187550
    rolled 52 = 52

    Marlax Bokurn
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:07 No.12187557
    rolled 46 = 46

    Devastator w/ML.

    And we THROW missiles at the enemy.

    Fuck launcher tubes.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:07 No.12187559
    rolled 54 = 54

    Anal Assault Marine
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:07 No.12187562
    >three rolls for Assault Marine
    >Devastator is still winning with 30

    And then we get high rolls with no valid class attached, fffff.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:07 No.12187564
    rolled 92 = 92

    Dancing manly apothecary seems rather amusing. Apothecary it is.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:08 No.12187575
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:08 No.12187579

    Eh, this worked. Would have rather seen librarian though.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:08 No.12187581
    rolled 67 = 67

    Ho boy! We might have a dancing hot-blooded angsty apothecary named Testicles yet!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:08 No.12187582
    rolled 36 = 36

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:08 No.12187584
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:11 No.12187607
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    Apothecary it is.

    Beside you is your Narthecium, you pick it up and regard the device. It is pragmatic and brutal, a reminder of the swift action that is necessary to keep your brothers physically capable to defeat the terrors that they will soon encounter.

    Speaking of physique, what is yours like?
    Now roll dice+2d10.
    The first nine rolls (plus 30) will be assigned to your characteristics: Weapons Skill, Ballistic Skill, Strength, Toughness, Agility, Intelligence, Perception, Willpower, and Fellowship.

    The 10th will replace a roll of your choosing.

    Also, please refrain from using "noko" so we can verify the dice roll's legitimacy. Just press the back button, it's simple.
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:11 No.12187610
    rolled 2 = 2

    Hot blooded you say?
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:12 No.12187616
    rolled 9, 1 = 10

    oh boy oh boy
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:12 No.12187618

    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:12 No.12187620
    whoops, meant to plug >>12187564 this guy for the high roll.
    Continue fa/tg/uys...
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:12 No.12187624
    rolled 2, 10 = 12

    Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:13 No.12187629
    rolled 9, 5 = 14

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:13 No.12187631
    rolled 1, 8 = 9

    Bluh Bluh
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:13 No.12187632
    rolled 9, 3 = 12


    Gotcha no noko
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:13 No.12187633
    rolled 6, 2 = 8


    Rolling for stats.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:14 No.12187640
    rolled 2, 4 = 6

    Rollan for teh great stat.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:14 No.12187647
    rolled 8, 7 = 15

    Man, and I was feeling bad for giving us a 10
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:14 No.12187648
    rolled 10, 9 = 19

    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:14 No.12187650
    rolled 21475 = 21475

    And now for my noko....
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:16 No.12187668
    rolled 3, 1 = 4

    Oh, boy. Is Int important for apothecary?
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:16 No.12187670
    rolled 7, 3 = 10

    Nobody's giving us 10?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:16 No.12187671
    rolled 10, 2 = 12

    A gay angsty hot-blooded dancing apothecary with a fellowship of 49. Named Testicles. Ballin.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:17 No.12187686
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    So far your stats are:
    WS: 40
    BS: 32
    Str: 34
    T: 39
    Ag: 52
    Int: 38
    Per: 36
    WP: 45
    Fel: 49

    Without applying the +5 to WS and Ag for blood angels

    You also rolled a 34, which can replace any characteristic of your choosing. I'm assuming you'll choose Ballistic Skill, but high roll will be the determining factor.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:17 No.12187690
    Forgot to clean email field, don't mind this.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:19 No.12187701
    The dice gods spoke for you sir, the Emperor must have willed it or it wouldn't have happened.
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:19 No.12187703
    rolled 36677 = 36677


    I'd say replace BS.

    But I'm not actually rolling as I'm rolling 1d40000
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:19 No.12187709
    Ah, by high roll, i mean highest in the first 3 rolls of a d100
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:20 No.12187715
    ...Wow. We are a TERRIBLE shot for a Space Marine.

    There are not only DH Acolytes, but RT ORKS that shoot better than us.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:20 No.12187719
    rolled 47 = 47

    Ok, BS it is.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:21 No.12187727
    rolled 79 = 79

    No real point in putting a 34 anywhere BUT Ballistic, unless we wanted to gimp something.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:21 No.12187732
    rolled 96 = 96

    Ballistic skill
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:22 No.12187742
    Shouldn't our strength be 44?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:23 No.12187751
    rolled 75 = 75

    I've read you can improve it by aiming, point blank and some customizing you gun, it's not that bad i assume. We're apothecary, you don't need high BS to harvest progenoid gland.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:23 No.12187753
    How does he get 52 Ag base from 30+2d10?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:25 No.12187764
    Have you ever seen testicles that could shoot very well? No? Well then there's the answer as to why we're a bad shot.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:25 No.12187768
    Point blank is unreliable at best. Being engaged in melee removes both that and makes it so you can't use anything but pistols.

    Full auto/aim actions + accurate weapons/burst fire are the easiest modifiers to get. Alternately you can fire every other round.

    I'm assuming Apothecary stats are different and/or the +30 was for the tenth roll only.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:25 No.12187774
    Damn, forgot it again.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:26 No.12187778
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    Very good, your new stats are, with modifiers applied:
    So far your stats are:
    WS: 45
    BS: 34
    Str: 34
    T: 39
    Ag: 57
    Int: 38
    Per: 36
    WP: 45
    Fel: 49

    The legends of your chainsword-weilding prowess are sung among the choir-servitors. Your bolter aiming skills leave... much... to be desired.

    Next you must select your Special Apothecary Ability.
    1.Guardian of Purity-
    You carefully monitory your Brother's gene-seed to prevent the hold of the ruinous powers from taking over. You will reduce corruption as long as you are with them and equipped with the Narthecium.

    2. Create toxins-
    Once per day, the Apothecary can create a virulent poison to hand ou tto the kill team to destroy a specific enemy (Tyranids, Tau, etc).

    3. Enhanced Healing-
    Exactly what it sounds like
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:26 No.12187780

    Blood Angel stat bonuses.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:26 No.12187782
    Eh, no biggy. We've got quite the fabulous marine here as it is, so I'm good.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:27 No.12187787
    And since I'm being bad and didn't address the second point: Yes, there are a variety of customizations. Red-dot-laser scopes are one of the easiest, +10 to BS.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:27 No.12187794
    We'd be a pretty shitty medic if we, you know, weren't good at healing people.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:27 No.12187795

    Enhanced healing, and NOT Guardian of Purity. Chaos makes things more fun.
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:27 No.12187796
    rolled 2 = 2


    Rollan 1d3
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:27 No.12187800
    rolled 3 = 3

    Let's just keep with the RNG
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:28 No.12187803
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:28 No.12187804
    rolled 9 = 9

    Create Toxins
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:28 No.12187805
    rolled 11173 = 11173

    And now to noko with the best of em.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:28 No.12187807
    rolled 7 = 7



    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:28 No.12187808
    >The legends of your chainsword-weilding prowess are sung among the choir-servitors.
    They don't sing about how we're faster than unusually fast Kenyan Salamanders marines?
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:29 No.12187813
    There's my fuck up for the day.
    So far your stats are:
    WS: 45
    BS: 34
    Str: 44
    T: 39
    Ag: 47
    Int: 38
    Per: 36
    WP: 45
    Fel: 49

    My mistake
    >> An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 09/22/10(Wed)22:29 No.12187814
    rolled 22150 = 22150


    And your brother captain is telling you to SLOOOOOW DOWWWWN.

    And you kick him with your power legs!
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:29 No.12187816
    rolled 16 = 16

    Wait, were we rolling on a d3 to determine it, or lowest of d100?
    In which case purity, since you feel great concern for your battle brothers.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.12187827
    >Ag: 47
    >we are no longer faster than unnaturally fast Kenyans
    I sad, and MAD.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.12187828
    Did we have to replace that with a 34? 'cause we'd have a 42 BS otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.12187832
    rolled 48 = 48

    Gurdian of Purity
    Just imagine as we dancing in the wind to save a precious gene seed of our brethren.
    >hlentie Hispanic
    Yes, captcha, hot hicpanic dances.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:32 No.12187851
    I suppose I should clarify. Lowest on a d100 when I don't mention a specific other dice roll.

    Speaking of which. You guys now can create toxins that last 3 rounds (currently) against your intended target before becoming inert.

    Now, Fate and Wounds.

    Choose which one you are rolling for, SECOND roll for each will select.

    For FATE points roll 1d10. For WOUNDS roll 1d5 (+18)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:33 No.12187863
    rolled 4 + 18 = 22

    Rollan wounds.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:34 No.12187867
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:34 No.12187869
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> FATE Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:34 No.12187871
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:34 No.12187876
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    Nope, a 2 was rolled for BS, giving 32, IIRC. No matter, continue on, brother, there's always time to improve this score with experience points and the like.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:34 No.12187880
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:35 No.12187882
    rolled 6 = 6

    Damnit you guys!
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:36 No.12187896
    >Ag: 47
    >not Ag: 57

    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:37 No.12187901
    rolled 9 = 9

    See: >>12187624

    C'mon now, 2s and 20s are the most statistically unlikely. :u
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:38 No.12187914
    We will begin play with 3 fate points.

    And 22 wounds.

    How about our power armour? We can't forget about our trusty armor. The armor you wear is, in fact, older than yourself. The machine spirit guiding it has bonded to you as its new master and blesses you with the boon of it's past deeds.

    Roll a d100. The FOURTH roll determines the 3 histories you may select from.
    ALSO, give your power armor a name if you like. The high roll in the first 4 determines the name.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:39 No.12187931
    rolled 4 = 4

    Our armor's name is the Most Ancient Scrotus, Sac of Warmth and Safety.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:39 No.12187933
    rolled 71 = 71

    Armor Name: The Chaffer.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:39 No.12187934
    rolled 64 = 64

    The Soul Codpiece of Brother Formicha
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:39 No.12187939
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    The chart is on a d10, but ignore that, I'll just divide by 10 and round.
    Well, I'm open to "rule of cool". What do you think elegan/tg/entlemen. Should 57 be our real agility score?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:39 No.12187945
    Oh god I hope we have Scrotal Sac for our armor.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:40 No.12187955
    rolled 52 = 52

    Armor Name: Scrotus
    >> Stained Honour Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:40 No.12187957
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:41 No.12187959
    rolled 40 = 40

    Oh god this thread
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:41 No.12187960
    rolled 3 = 3

    Why the fuck not?
    Armor name: The Sanctifier.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:41 No.12187966
    I'm only going to request that it be The Chafer, as chafe only has one f.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:42 No.12187973

    I dislike.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:42 No.12187975
    rolled 95 = 95

    Rollin history
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:42 No.12187978
    I second the motion.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:43 No.12187982
    To the OP and all you morons.

    noko and dice is an easy way to cheat since it doesn't reveal your dice roll. I bet mr. testicles put in

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:44 No.12187990
    i think it would be awesome, but i dont think you ought to just hand it to us like that. maybe cost us a fate point or something?
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:44 No.12188006
    But we like the name, and we're not allowing noko anymore.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:45 No.12188013
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    rolled 38 = 38

    Rolling to hit, all out attack, with Best quality mono power chainaxe.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:46 No.12188021
    >mono does nothing on power weapons D:
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:46 No.12188025
    I would LIKE Ag 57, but it's not fun anymore since you "saw" it.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:47 No.12188031
    rolled 6, 9 = 15

    Damage, +8 from axe/SB
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:48 No.12188052
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    Your bold marine wears his well-polished armor. He smiles down on the inscription, "The Chafer" written in ornate lettering within the left pauldron. This is a name you poetically bestowed upon it after an "unfortunate" complication with the armor proved fortuitous. During the Second battle of Ratlar, your codpiece had malfunctioned slightly, pulling on your left leg and chafing it sorely. The action of bending over to adjust it actually resulted in you narrowly dodging a Krak missile fired from a nearby Chaos Marine which would almost certainly have ended your life.

    Choose between the following Armor histories, I'll list the crunch now and the fluff after you pick:

    Death is Joy: +2 damage to any attacks that do critical damage. +1 magnitude damage to hordes.

    A Fury like lightning: +5 bonus to Ag and +1 to initiative

    Thy Strength be Legend: +10 strength in addition to the normal +20 provided from the armor.

    choose. Low roll in first 5 (on a d100) chooses.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:49 No.12188067
    In DH it adds +2 penetration.
    No, seriously, may be added to any CC weapon, +2 pen and cancels primitive.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:49 No.12188074
    rolled 100 = 100

    A Fury Like Lightning
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:50 No.12188087
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:51 No.12188102
    rolled 88 = 88

    Thy strength be legend. We'll be the strongest apothecary ever.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:52 No.12188115
    rolled 52 = 52

    Errata says it does nothing unless the power field is off, when it comes to using Mono on a power weapon.

    Page 8.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:52 No.12188124
    And disregard this.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:52 No.12188125
    rolled 42 = 42

    A Fury like Lightning

    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:52 No.12188126

    A Fury Like Lightning.

    I like the idea of a kenyan-fast melee only apothecary who dishes out deadly toxins like bartenders give out candy at gay bars.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:53 No.12188146
    >bartenders give out candy at gay bars.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)22:55 No.12188163
    (e-mail field for dice, bro)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:55 No.12188164
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:56 No.12188183
    It's too late anyway
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:56 No.12188188
    rolled 60 = 60

    A fury like lightning, definitely.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)22:56 No.12188196
    rolled 76 = 76

    Fury Like Lightning, and goddamnit, why won't 4chan roll for me?
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)22:58 No.12188222
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    Hank, while I acknowledge your low roll, good sir.
    I'm going to rule of cool the Fury. It's just too amusing.

    The reactions of the Angels of Death are far beyond what any normal human could achieve. While astartes power armour manages not to hinder a Battle-Brother's natural speed, thsi suit goes to great lengths to enhance and optimise it. The armour's hyper articulated join mechanisms allow for more dextrous weight manipulation, and muscle-response auto-readers translate even minute movements into powered assistance.

    The Chafer is fast.

    Now comes the tricky part, Space Marine.
    You must spend your experience.

    This is how we'll do it, you have 1000 experience points to spend on everything from Skills, to Talents, to Characteristics. Let's divide and conquer. How would you like to divide your experience points between the following:
    -Characteristic Scores (WS, Ag, etc)
    Lowest d100 roll in the first five determines distribution.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)22:58 No.12188228
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    rolled 59 = 59

    Eh, lose the 2 pen, still get +1 damage for best, so 18 damage, pen, what, 6? Say that's good enough to kill a "NoFun.jpeg" poster.

    Looks like you lose bro.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:00 No.12188252
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    Pic related, and ignore that previous roll.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:00 No.12188253
    Dear Hank Pym:

    You are bad at Dark Heresy.

    A) There is no such thing as a power chainaxe, and there are no upgrades to convert weapons (chainaxe or otherwise) into power weapons.

    B) Mono is an illegal upgrade for chain weapons, and although it can be applied to power weapons, it does absolutely nothing except when the power field is not active.

    Please don't make insultingly stupid min-maxed equipment in blatant disregard of common sense and then quote rules that are wrong as of both year-old errata AND as of the most recent printing of the rules set (Rogue Trader).
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:01 No.12188275
    rolled 56 = 56

    Bump up WS, because why the fuck not. Probably Int too, make up for that fairly bad roll.

    Then head on over to talents and see what's good.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:02 No.12188279
    rolled 70 = 70

    5:3:2 On skills, talents, and characters in that order.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:03 No.12188298
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:04 No.12188307
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:04 No.12188309
    rolled 47 = 47

    Additional fluff:

    "In combat, the sound of The Chafer moving has been described as two fat slabs of ham rubbing together. Very rapidly."
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:04 No.12188310
    rolled 52 = 52

    Dump as much as we can in speed, or Talents to make us faster and/or take advantage of that speed.

    With say, two upgrades to our Ag, we get an Ag bonus of 6.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:05 No.12188331
    You guys...
    Why are we so fast? We run faster than every fast Kenyan in Kenya now.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:05 No.12188339
    rolled 70 = 70

    The Chafer and RoC'd 57 agility gives us a 62 already, so we'd actually have an A mod of 7 with two upgrades to agility.

    You know what? Let's go with that. Assault Packs are for fucking sissies when you can run that fast.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:06 No.12188345
    rolled 10 = 10


    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:06 No.12188350
    So far we've got two distributions actually being rolled for. 3 more to go.
    I just finished up typing up the list of skills and talents you can buy from being a space marine, apothecary, blood angel, and deathwatch.

    Yay me. I'm good to you guys.

    Keep rollin'
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:07 No.12188359
    So we can get near and stomp on Xenos filth faster.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:07 No.12188368
    rolled 85 = 85

    Can you, please, explain why is Ag so important? I mean, yeah we'll move fast, i assume to our enemies, but then what? We're not really outstanding in melee.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:07 No.12188380
    >Ag above 70 at bare bones character creation


    DO IT

    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:08 No.12188384
    >Page 10
    >"The GM is the ultimate arbitrator of the rules and may choose to modify, amend, or even ignore certain rules to better suit the playing style of your group."
    Lighten up dude.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:09 No.12188396
    It kinda depends on how much two agility upgrades are going to cost us. They're not the same for every class in the other books.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:09 No.12188400
    Because it's funny, you twit. You don't realize the enormity of how fucking GOOD you are at something in the DH/RT/DW stat systems until you go over 60, at which point you're like a fucking god at that one particular set of skills revolving around that attribute once you include opportunity bonuses.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:10 No.12188415
    rolled 70 = 70

    in the order OP mentioned distribution.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:10 No.12188425
    We don't need to be outstanding in melee if we run into them at Ag 70.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:11 No.12188427
    Who needs an ambulance when you have a space marine Apothecary that moves up to 21+ meters in a single action?

    I assume we're faster than Tyranids now?
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:11 No.12188430
    Here's what the characteristics costs look like. hopefully that will help you decide

    Characteristic score advances:
    (to add +5 to the following)
    WS-200 xp
    (to add an additional plus 5 to the following, given the fact that your max available xp is 1,000)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:12 No.12188447
    If we can't break into another 10's digit with the third Ag buy, then we can ignore buying Ag for a third time.

    If we do, then FUCKING GO FOR IT.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:13 No.12188458
    I can see it now. We'll be like a fucking red tornado on the battlefield, exacting the Emperor's Mercy like a fucking pimp.

    Feels good, man.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:13 No.12188469
    Jesus H, 500 for the first five? Or all 1000 for both?
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:13 No.12188471
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    You don't have enough to get to the 2nd Ag buy.

    However, if you decide to dump ALL of your 1,000 experience into Agility, I'll let you buy up to the RoC+armor+stat total Ag value of 72.

    You sure you want to? You're going to have a delicious assault pack, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:14 No.12188484
    I am imagining a Blood Angels Apothecary that carries the wounded two at a time out of battle through sheer speed, outrunning bullets and grenades before they hit or explode, complete with a siren light on top of his helmet.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:14 No.12188485
    rolled 60 = 60

    Full 1000 to AG for 72. Let's do it.

    We can move our legs so fast in the air that we can get extra distance on our jumps.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:15 No.12188511
    Buying a 2nd upgrade to agility is an additional 1,000 xp. Making it a total 1,500 xp. You only have 1,000 starting xp
    I simply deleted the options that were out of your experience-spending possibilities.

    Then again, /tg/ I'm a man who listens to the masses.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:16 No.12188520
    Who needs a Jump Pack when you can move at 7 meters in a HALF-action? We can hock it for better supplies and just RUN while the rest of the team flies like little weak pansy men who can't outrun Eldar in a footrace.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:17 No.12188537
    Mmm.. HEALING FROM ABOVE, i like it. Also, dancing in the air.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:17 No.12188541

    >captcha: byhoses science.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:17 No.12188545
    >outrun Eldar in a footrace
    >ag 72
    I like this marine.

    I like him a lot.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:19 No.12188568
    Who needs a jump pack when you can run fast enough to fly?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:19 No.12188569
    I'd say one Ag, WS, and a skill or talent to buff healing.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:20 No.12188583
    With an Agility bonus of 7, you can half move at 7 meters per round.
    Whole- 14 mpr
    Run- 42

    Your jetpack has the Flyer (12) description. Which, Afaik, means the base (half) movement rate for the jetpack is 12. Still faster. The disadvantage is that you have to make piloting checks and maintain flight (dedicating an action to moving each round) or fall.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:20 No.12188584
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:20 No.12188590
    rolled 3 = 3

    Let's go with 72 Ag then, though i bet there's some cool talents and skills left.
    >AND lasgrues
    Err.. whatever, captcha.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:22 No.12188623
    This appears to be the low roll. You will be spending all of your experience to buff your Agility to 72.

    Given this:>>12188583
    and Hank Pym's conservative, balanced approach, are you certain you wish to undertake this?
    (hint hint: how are you going to heal without medicae?)
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:23 No.12188635
    By this post, I mean if enough people are set on this, we can continue on to fleshing out your character history and then perhaps roleplaying the first scene.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:24 No.12188637
    Your given Medicae as a Apothecary automatically, arnt you?
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)23:24 No.12188643
    i don't think we should blow our whole load on 72 AG. maybe just the first buy but seriously guys i think we can do a little better at our other skills.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:24 No.12188644
    Apothecary are glorified combat medics anyways. They're suited well to rear-guard duty. We're only A LITTLE bit slower than a dude who CAN FLY. I'd say that's pretty awesome. If we hang back a bit, it serves our purpose better than being in the thick of a fight.

    And we can sell/trade our jump pack at the armory for something cool, like a best quality lathe sword.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:24 No.12188647
    Apothecaries don't come with Medicae trained? What kind of shit starting package is this? >:(
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:25 No.12188655
    Holy Toxic Mono Powerfield chain armor with those shockplate things from the Radical's handbook.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:25 No.12188660
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    Yes, I don't mean to confuse you. You could bump your medic abilities. You begin with Medicae as a trained advanced skill.

    I'll continue listening to arguments
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:28 No.12188688
    Dice gods have spoken OP, i'm no longer in control.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:28 No.12188694
    rolled 5 = 5

    Reasonable or Speedline, I'm good either way.
    1-50, cast me for reasonable,
    51-100, cast me for Speedline.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:30 No.12188720
    I'm gonna have to go with the speedy option, just because it is /that/ damn funny. Hell, if we get the last two advances we can bump to 82 agility (>implying this goes on that long)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:33 No.12188751
    rolled 63 = 63

    Skills, preferably one that lets us laugh at Usain Bolt for being so damn slow.
    Or ones that reduce chafing.
    Either one goes.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:33 No.12188752
    I want speedy, and I'm too lazy to go dice+1d100.

    I just want to be so damn fast that even Eldar and drug-frenzied Slaaneshi gawk at our most totally awesome footspeed.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:34 No.12188758
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    Very good, then.
    We'll avoid angering the dice gods and dump all experience into Agility.

    Please check out http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/deathwatch/minisite/support/deathwatch-character-sheet

    To take a look at the skills you, as a Space Marine already begin play with.

    To recap:
    You are Brother Testicles of the Blood Angels.
    You are a renowned Apothecary who is quick to anger. This temper has served him well in battle where he impressed Gabriel Seth so much that the Flesh Tearers decided to become Bros of the Blood Angels once more (i'm paraphrasing now, but if someone wants to make this all sound more formal and latin, be my guest). In the specific conflict, Brother Testicles managed to fight with such vigor that he lost his chainsword as it was embedded deep within an obliterator's body cavity. No matter, with preternatural speed, he took to the battlefield and systematically body slammed every nearby warrior of Chaos until their tissue coated his once-alabaster armor in gristle and blood. He even managed to, without any seeming effort, duck underneath the supersonic flight path of a Krak missile. Adjusting his codpiece, he engaged the marine in brutal melee, impaling his neck on the fatal blade of the narthecarium. Nobody knows why but he now calls his armor The Chafer. The legendary speed it grants Testicles to fulfill his duties is whispered among even the vetran ranks.

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:35 No.12188771
    We should be FASTA. We're RED.
    We shall be known as Testicles, Who Strikes Like Lightning on the Face of Evil.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:37 No.12188791
    I'm wondering, what colour scheme Deathwatch apothecaries have?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:39 No.12188811
    I think the DW artwork has it white right arm, silver left, black head/legs/torso.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:39 No.12188814
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    Your specialty is in poison and the uses of deadly toxins to grant your preference for martial combat an extra edge.

    Here is your stat line:
    WS: 45
    BS: 34
    Str: 64 (given the armor bonus) (Unnatural strength Bonus: 8, bonus applied before power armor bonus)
    Toughness: 39 (Unnatural toughness Bonus: 6)
    Agility: 72
    Intelligence: 38
    Perception: 36
    Willpower: 45
    Fellowship: 49 (some might call you , "bro")

    You have all of the starting space marine talents and skills with the addition of Medicae as a trained skill and Toxin Making as a talent.

    Now, tell us... other than being Hot Blooded, what is your personality like?

    Let's start with the following:
    1. What sorts of things does Testicles *like*?
    2. How do you respond to pressure?
    3. Optomistic, Pessimistic, Pragmatic, fatalist?
    4. How do you regard the Emperor?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:40 No.12188816
    Tell us why we're really, really, really bad at shooting things?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:41 No.12188832
    >1. What sorts of things does Testicles *like*?
    Slapping things. With himself. On the face.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:41 No.12188835
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    Better yet, maybe you can tell *me*? Make it interesting. Maybe he has some sort of quirk when it comes to weaponry?

    >mfw upside down captcha
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:42 No.12188845
    >big red Testicles slapping people on the face
    i hate you guys i can't stop laughing
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:42 No.12188852
    rolled 76 = 76

    >1. What sorts of things does Testicles *like*?
    Smooth things, like a plan that goes right, or velvet.
    >2. How do you respond to pressure?
    It hurts. But he endures.
    >3. Optomistic, Pessimistic, Pragmatic, fatalist?
    >4. How do you regard the Emperor?
    Fondly. How couldn't you love a guy with hair like that?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:43 No.12188862
    >2. How do you respond to pressure?
    Uh...my Testicles tend to like a gentle pressure, though too much starts to hurt and they tend to want to withdraw from the pain.

    How about everybody elses' Testicles?
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:44 No.12188868
    He always seems to "blow his load" a little too early.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:45 No.12188877
    meet >>12187764

    If you want someone that can actually shoot instead of Testicles, you'll have to talk with his best friend, Brother Phallus.

    Now THERE'S a man who knew how to use his cannon.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:45 No.12188881
    rolled 67 = 67

    Cause shooting is for pussies who are afraid of manly slamming Emprah's enemies.
    1.Hispanic dances, slamming enemies, sing when doing apothecary's work, very quietly because he thinks he's terrible at singing.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:45 No.12188884
    rolled 92 = 92

    1.Killing heretics and being really ridiculous fast.
    2. By manning up and overcoming the challenge with nothing but his HOT-BLOODED FAITH IN THE EMPEROR.
    4.Hold him as the best example of HOT-BLOODED JUSTICE to have ever existed.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:46 No.12188902
    rolled 60 = 60

    1. What sorts of things does Testicles *like*?
    Powerfisting his way through the enemy's line, telling other marines to suck it up and stop being such pussies.
    2. How do you respond to pressure?
    More importantly, how do his enemies respond to his pressure. Usually it's with rupturing organs.
    3. Optimistic, Pessimistic, Pragmatic, fatalist?
    He is very optimistic that anything in his way will be crushed. With his fists.
    4. How do you regard the Emperor?
    His fists are huge, he is the greatest human ever.

    Guns don't punch the enemies of man in the face.
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)23:46 No.12188903
    1. long walks on moonlit beaches while running full speed into the occasional Xeno.
    4.as the true Emperor of mankind, who uses us as his sword and shield.

    rolling in case in supposed too.
    >> Kael !XznQFPlSXo 09/22/10(Wed)23:47 No.12188918
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:49 No.12188937
    Don't forget that you need to have the Pilot(Personal) skill trained to use a jump pack, but you can make a safe, controlled descent from any height and it doubles your base move, in addition to being able to replicate the Flyer(12) trait for up to a minute.


    Basic Agility - 500
    Intermediate Agility - 1000
    Pilot(Personal) Elite Advance - whatever
    Signature Wargear(Jump Pack) - 500

    Total: >2000

    Also, don't forget about the Chapter Trappings on page 169-170.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:53 No.12188973
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    Testicles is a very pragmatic Angel of Death, despite his disposition, he is always aware of the current of fate and perceptive of the most reasonable and useful course of action. He has a tendency to become angry if things go wrong on the battle field. Since few things go so smoothly in the chaos of combat, this results in Testicles becoming even more perturbed. In fact, even after the tide has swung and things turn around his anger turns to righteous fury. This has resulted in what some would say is a positive feedback of pissed-off that usually ends with Testicles power-fisting from foe-to-foe until none remain standing. Even his Brothers in Arms are weary to interrupt him in this state as he is prone to slap them without thought or hesitation.
    His Chaplain has identified this management issue and suggested that he think of things going smoothly, or perhaps of the Emperor. Testicles is quite fond of picturing the beautiful, perfectly smooth hair of the emperor as he rubs his smooth cauldrons, imagining them to be the Holy obsidian locks. Regardless of all of this, Testicles is consoled by the fact that even if the pressure of his own anger becomes too great, there are always combatants to fight and organs to rupture.
    Most uniquely, Testicles has been found singing quietly to himself as he charges from enemy to enemy delivering each a furious blow. Nobody is sure if this has to do with his anger management strategies or if this is simply his own mannerism. What song does he sing? (low roll on d100 chooses, within the first 5)
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:54 No.12188987
    rolled 72 = 72

    So, who wins? I want to grab sum trappings already.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.12188995
    rolled 54 = 54

    Electric Worry
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.12188998
    God, i don't even know why we were talking about a Jump Pack. Christ. Testicles is an apothecary, he gets no Jump pack.

    Disregard any mention of Jump packs. You wily fa/tg/uys almost tricked me into giving him one.

    Ah, almost forgot about trappings. After the selection of the song, we'll pick the trapping.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:55 No.12189001
    rolled 75 = 75

    Electric Six - Gay Bar
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:56 No.12189009
    rolled 15 = 15

    "Danger! High Voltage"-Electric Six
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/22/10(Wed)23:56 No.12189013
    rolled 82 = 82

    "Fuck You, I'm the Emperor's Fist (Powerfist All Night Long)"

    By the Angry Marine metal group, "Litany of the Litany of Litany's Litany"
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:57 No.12189020
    rolled 8 = 8

    "We are the champions, my friend"
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.12189030
    I was thinking of that, but I find D!HV to be more violent. And it can easily be about dudes.
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:58 No.12189032
    Does he start the battle singing "We will rock you"?
    >> Anonymous 09/22/10(Wed)23:59 No.12189052
    rolled 52 = 52

    Most definetly, he also tried to grow mustache, but failed.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.12189062
    Also, doc, I just have to say, I love this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.12189067
    It's just as well. No mortal mustache could compare to the glory of Freddy Mercury's magnificent 'stache.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:01 No.12189074
    Battle Brother Testicles is known to sing THIS:

    In the midst of battle. Few Marines dare ask him, while he is in the middle of his gristly work, why he sings this song. In fact, most marines approve of his song and find it quite uplifting.

    Very well, chapter trappings:
    1. Blood Drop Pendant- Using a fate point to roll a test gives a +13 bonus instead of +10
    a golden icon:
    2a.Icon of Inspiration- Add +3 to Command
    2b. Wings of Wrath: Add +1 to Damage if you Charge
    2c. Purity Focus: reduce gained corruption points by 1

    Lowest roll in the first 5 chooses.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.12189084
    rolled 86 = 86

    2b. We are a machine. A charging machine.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.12189086
    rolled 69 = 69

    2b. Wings of Wrath: Add +1 to Damage if you Charge
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.12189090
    rolled 55 = 55

    Wings of Wrath. Since we're gonna be chargin' all over the place like The Emperor's fury manifest anyway.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/23/10(Thu)00:03 No.12189095
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:04 No.12189106
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    Glad you are enjoying it!

    So, can we all agree that Brother Testicles looks like a Blond Freddy Mercury without mustache??

    All in favor, aye. All opposed, nay.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:05 No.12189120

    Well that's unanimous. Vote on appearance.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:06 No.12189126
    rolled 78 = 78

    I think we're going to be pretty unanimous on this too. Definitely.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:06 No.12189127
    Oh my god we are so fucking fast and we get bonuses for it?

    Can we outrun lictors yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:06 No.12189128
    rolled 85 = 85

    Aye, it's just too funny to refuse.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:07 No.12189137
    rolled 51 = 51

    Temprus Maximus
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:07 No.12189138
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:09 No.12189154
    rolled 87 = 87


    Erasure - Always

    the song from robot unicorn attack
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:09 No.12189161
    Very well, only a few things to flesh out on your character's background.

    Now, /tg/ I'm going to stop at character development. Don't get angry with me. It's so that I can brew up some extra shit for Testicles. I laughed so hard with the "Powerfield Chainfist Armor of Ramming" comment earlier that I want to see what I can do with that Idea.

    Also, I want to try to photoshop freddy mercury's head onto a space marine body.

    In the meantime, could you tell me what Testicles desires? Surely he has some goal, some unfinished business? Perhaps he desires some sort of glory in battle? Perhaps he desires to gain enough vetrancy to someday grow the exalted mustache of lore?

    Tell me brothers, what does Testicles desire?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:10 No.12189169
    i just thought that "its raining men" would have been a hilarious song. i am now picturing him running through cultists and having them fly through the air.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:12 No.12189191
    rolled 42 = 42

    >In the meantime, could you tell me what Testicles desires? Surely he has some goal, some unfinished business? Perhaps he desires some sort of glory in battle? Perhaps he desires to gain enough vetrancy to someday grow the exalted mustache of lore?
    >Tell me brothers, what does Testicles desire?

    1.) To powerfist all evil in the galaxy. Violently.
    2.) To grow the most epic mustache any SPESS MAHREEN has ever dared to imagine.
    3.) To win the Eldar Olympics. And then powerfist them.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:12 No.12189194
    He desires only to slap himself upon the face of Chaos with the speed and force of the Emperor's wrath.

    Slaaneshi might like that though.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:14 No.12189209
    >3.) To win the Eldar Olympics. And then powerfist them.
    It'd be like when that black runner (Jesse Owens?) wins at the Nazi Germany Olympics.

    With the same amount of racism.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:15 No.12189224
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    rolled 2 = 2

    Chaplin Ignatius Gravnor
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:17 No.12189243
    rolled 88 = 88

    To grow a mustache so glorious it will be sung of by the chapter serfs for centuries.
    As a side note I vote we name his weapon "The Violator".
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/23/10(Thu)00:17 No.12189246
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    rolled 66 = 66

    In the meantime, could you tell me what Testicles desires? Surely he has some goal, some unfinished business? Perhaps he desires some sort of glory in battle? Perhaps he desires to gain enough vetrancy to someday grow the exalted mustache of lore?

    Tell me brothers, what does Testicles desire?
    That line made think of pic related, but on topic:
    He wants the pain to go alway.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:18 No.12189250
    1) Destroy the World Eaters

    2) Kill Kharn himself.

    Testicles remembers how the World Eaters razed his homeworld, slew his sweetheart, and above all, remembers the insane cackling of a Berserker who stood head and shoulders above the rest, slaying friend and foe alike by the hundreds.

    He spared your life.

    You will not spare his.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:18 No.12189255
    Why have I not gotten a single roll below 70 this entire time?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:19 No.12189264
    rolled 63 = 63


    Oops, here's my roll.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:19 No.12189266
    rolled 9 = 9

    And it's really pisses him off when he sees any kind of mustache wearing chaotic. RIP AND TEAR!
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:23 No.12189305
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    Though Testicles shows promise, he is still rather young in the ranks of the Blood Angels. Unfortunately, he lacks the battlefield experience to wield a Powerfist. This legendary weapon seems so fantastic, so unambiguously destructive, that Brother Testicles is determined to climb the ranks in order to achieve this. His progression through the ranks is far from unremarkable and he shows great promise as a testimony to his fame (culminating in catching none other than the eye of Ordos Xenos). One of these abilities is his legendary speed. On the face of Baal Secundus, they hold the Sanguine Games once every five years. One of the events, the Trial of Speed, consists of the event leader releasing a captured Eldar Dire Avenger (stripped of weapons and armor) on to an enclosed track. The participating battle brothers are then released to catch the Eldar within 10 laps or 6:00 Terran standard minutes, if they cannot, the Eldar (with great disgrace to the Blood Angels) is mind-wiped and sent to work an angri-world. Testicles came close to catching the Eldar within the first lap. However, as he reached to grasp the Eldar's leg, he lost his footing and was unable to make up for lost time.
    Fellow Apothecaries have tested his geneseed offering him some predictions regarding his maturation within the Blood Angels. Despite having been prematurely enraged by the Red Thirst, he remains untainted by the Black Rage. Additionally, his facial genotype shows an unusual mutation. When he reaches his potential, it is predicted that hair will grow from his upper lip. A most unusual occurrence among the Astartes of Baal.
    Also, for lulz, this:
    Heart broken by your childhood boyfriend, you vowed to SHOW THEM ALL and undertook the Trials to become a member of the Blood Angels. After centuries of battle, you've killed more xeno, traitor, and heretic scum then you can count, but it still doesn't ease the pain.
    The locket is always kept between you and your power armor.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:24 No.12189307
    rolled 14 = 14

    his goal is to heal so damn fast that even khorn cant kill fast enough also to stab abbadon in the eye with a poison vial
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:24 No.12189308
    It seems i have really low rolls today,BS replacement, agility,song, now this don't let me roll for damage.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:26 No.12189330
    rolled 92 = 92

    Testicles rapes Kharns face with his mighty b-b-b-balls of steel. Kharn submits to his awesome might, and asks his new master what he can do to please him.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:27 No.12189336
    Battle Brother Vathiel
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:28 No.12189346
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    This could be interesting. Sounds like a lot considering what we already have.

    So, the last Characteristic is things Testicles hates.

    And, since we're talking about Battle Brother Testicles, Who Strikes Like Lightning on the Face of Evil, "hate" is a very relative concept.

    So let's fill this out. The 5 things that Testicles hates the most, in no particular order.

    Already we have:
    1. Chaos with Mustaches.

    Lowest 5 rolls in 10 picks em. Pick something one at a time please. If you pick something different, you can roll again.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:29 No.12189358
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:29 No.12189360
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.12189367
    rolled 7 = 7

    Xenos with Mustaches
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.12189369
    rolled 5 = 5

    Brother Brothius

    The Broest Bro you could ever put in Bro-Tier
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.12189370
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.12189371
    rolled 87 = 87


    Cowards. Testicles really fucking hates cowards.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:30 No.12189375
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:31 No.12189378
    rolled 99 = 99

    guardsmen with mustaches
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:32 No.12189386
    rolled 79 = 79

    Marines with mustaches
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:32 No.12189387
    rolled 10 = 10

    anything cute
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:32 No.12189392
    rolled 98 = 98

    Xenos with unsmashed organs.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:33 No.12189395
    rolled 95 = 95

    People who wear their beards devoid of mustaches.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:33 No.12189396
    Those who can outrun him. When he sees someone fast or with long legs, he's immediately rush towards them to break their legs.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:33 No.12189397
    let's keep it 1d100, nice try.
    continue, brothers...
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/23/10(Thu)00:34 No.12189405
    rolled 54 = 54

    Sharp implements similar to or that are scissors.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:34 No.12189406
    rolled 42 = 42

    Silly me.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:34 No.12189410
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:36 No.12189428
    So, Brother Testicles hates:
    1. Chaos Space Marines with Mustaches
    2. Anything "cute"
    3. Vests
    4. Psykers who can only read minds
    5. Stikkmen with Flashlights (?)
    What exactly are "Stikkmen with Flashlights?" Certainly it is a metaphor for something he hates.
    What is the metaphor /tg/? Lowest roll in 5 on d100 chooses
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:36 No.12189429
    rolled 10 = 10

    everything red
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:37 No.12189435
    Disregard this.
    Stikkmen with flashlights is deleted from the record.

    "Those who can outrun him. When he sees someone fast or with long legs, he's immediately rush towards them to break their legs."
    I like this. He is very envious of creatures that are faster than him.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:38 No.12189447
    stikkmen with flashlights is your run of the mill guardsmen you know the ones who die every 2 seconds by the millions just to make one commissar, commander,marine,inquisitor,etc look like a badass yeah he hates those weak ones due too there inability to protect his home
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:38 No.12189457
    yeah leg breaking works too
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:39 No.12189459
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    >3. Vests
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:39 No.12189460
    rolled 92 = 92

    Goddamn pansy ass eldar and their useless guns.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:40 No.12189469
    rolled 65 = 65

    Elongated daemons with stolen guardsman lasguns.
    >> doctorintraining !vXmQy5Ki.k 09/23/10(Thu)00:41 No.12189484
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    Oh god, nonsense.

    Alright /tg/ it looks like we've finished out our character. We have a solid character, build, a little bit of a past, some likes, dislikes, quirks.

    He's fast as fuck and a poison wielding hand to hand machine.

    Let's see.. am I missing something?
    His fondness for smooth things, desire to grow a mustache, and desire to lay the pain on anyone who dares stand against the Emperor all the while singing "We are the Champions" under his breath.

    I think that mostly covers it.

    So here's the deal, /tg/. You've created Battle Brother Testicles. Do you want to use him? Do you want me to come back with a few scenarios for you to play?

    If you do, throw this thread up on sup/tg/. I figure, if you want this, we should archive our progress. If you don't, then don't. It's been fun either way.

    As for myself, I have to sleep. I have an early morning.

    Goodnight and I'll check sup/tg/ for your answer in a couple days.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:44 No.12189518
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)00:47 No.12189556
    Upvote this sucka.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 09/23/10(Thu)00:48 No.12189560
    How do you achieve?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:52 No.12189595
    how do you upvote
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)00:53 No.12189600
    You see that big ass vote button on the right? Click it.
    >> Battlecruiser !!NjXZc4DB31l 09/23/10(Thu)01:00 No.12189654
    Go to the Archive page, hit ctrl+f, put in 12187108 in the find box. Then click the vote button next to the thread and vote up.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/10(Thu)01:45 No.12190045
    rolled 98 = 98


    Brother Brothius!

    >thrust tormida

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