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    32 KB Commissar Sebastian 09/06/10(Mon)22:53 No.11984704  
    The shoeshine is always brighter
    On somebody else's boot
    Fools dream about betraying the Emprah'
    But such feelings I shall root.
    Just think of the pains you'll suffer
    Behind my punishment door
    Such a painful death awaits you
    So think of those things no more!
    >> Commissar Sebastian 09/06/10(Mon)22:54 No.11984728
    No Heresy
    No Heresy
    Soldier it's better
    Free of my fetters
    Take it from me
    Out in the Eye they have no hope
    In pain forever they must cope
    While we devotin'
    Full time to promotin'
    No Heresy

    Here in His light, we're happy
    As off through miasma they stay
    The Lost in the Eye ain't happy
    They mourn 'cause the lost the way
    But daemons in the Eye is lucky
    Cause heretics here I'll find,
    That day when I reveal their trech'ry
    Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*)
    >> Commissar Sebastian 09/06/10(Mon)22:55 No.11984746
    No Heresy
    No Heresy
    Nobody beat us
    Enslave or treat us
    We what the daemons like to corrupt
    No heresy and their plans disrupt
    We got no worries
    Nor fear of furies
    No Heresy
    No Heresy
    Since duty'S first here
    We suffer no fear
    Even the surgeon an' the vox
    They get the urge to cleanse the pox
    We got the spirit
    You got to hear it
    No Heresy
    >> Commissar Sebastian 09/06/10(Mon)22:56 No.11984756
    The guard fights so hard
    The marines look so mean
    The AdMech fix da tech
    And they prayin' serene
    The priests kill the beasts
    Ogryns start clobberin'
    The psyker has lost his soul!
    (Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)
    The tanks crush da flanks
    Ratlings, their rifles bring
    The stormies fallin' out
    The sisters, they sing!
    The guard and navy
    They never are lazy
    An' oh I purge the foe!
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)22:56 No.11984757
    >> Commissar Sebastian 09/06/10(Mon)22:57 No.11984770
    No Heresy
    No Heresy
    When a foul daemon
    Tries to corrupt men
    My pistol fires free
    What do they got? A lot of blood
    We spill theirs in sod and mud
    Each single man here
    know how to pray here
    No Heresy
    Each young conscript here
    My great wrath fear
    No Heresy
    Each vet'ran here
    Know how to last here
    That's why it's surer
    To live more purer
    No matter our places
    We in the Emprah's graces
    No Heresy
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)22:59 No.11984800
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    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:00 No.11984809
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:02 No.11984841
    I came.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:05 No.11984875
    Man, it doesn't really work when the original is about how it's better to be a layabout stoner in Jamaica than a hardworking American.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:07 No.11984921
    Just imagine the little mermaid as a wayward guardsman looking for a chance at daemonhood.

    I think it's excellent
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:11 No.11984969
    The Little Heretic?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:14 No.11985009
    considering the antagonist is a fat ugly with some major mutations, yeah it works pretty well
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:18 No.11985058
    She wants to be part of the Warp?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:27 No.11985170
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    My god, it's full of win.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/10(Mon)23:37 No.11985334
    I love this kind of post, you have my thanks for laughs op. Even if I don't play 40k.
    >> That Fucking Neckbeard !!RSunxDrCSGp 09/06/10(Mon)23:44 No.11985450
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    Archive this at once. O_O
    >> Captain Rhodes 09/06/10(Mon)23:53 No.11985573
    Holy shit. This is possibly the best 40k'd song I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)04:53 No.11988887
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    This is amazing.

    I salute you Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:00 No.11988928
    ... Late night /tg/ never ceases to amaze me.
    I salute you.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:03 No.11988950
    Right on.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:06 No.11988969
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:07 No.11988974
    I wake up, pop in here, see two things.
    Something about "want to grow a beard, wat do?" and then this.
    I couldn't stop laughing. Still can't.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:13 No.11989005
    A young, impressionable singer attached to a morale company of the Imperial Guard shirks her approved duty to attend a troop rally, thus angering the Lord General. He assigns the diminutive commissar Sebastian to look after her and keep her in line. Joining the cast are the cowardly and bumbling psyker Flon'durr and scatterbrained techpriest Scuttle.

    In an unfortunate turn of events, she saves the life of a Tau noble in the middle of a shattered wasteland, and promptly falls in love with him. Lamenting that it can never be, she stumbles across a chaos cultist named Ursula, who offers her an insidious deal; transformation into a Tau in exchange for her warp signature.

    What follows is a heart-wrenching tail of love and devotion, corruption and deception. Worry not, dear audience, for I assure you, no matter how terrible it may seem, I'm sure it will turn out all right; the heretics will be purged.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:15 No.11989014
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    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:17 No.11989025
    I like the turning to chaos one a bit better, imagine the chef as a crazy Greater Daemon of Khorne. Commissar Sebastian is forced into a life and death battle.

    captcha: salome thamant
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:22 No.11989046
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    Space Marines, Space Marines
    How I love Space Marines
    Love to chop and to serve angry men
    First I cut off their heads
    Then I pull out their bones
    Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice

    Space Marines, Space Marines,
    haw haw haw, hee hee hee
    With a cleaver I hack them in two
    I pull out what's inside
    And I serve it up fried
    God, I love angry men, don't you?

    Here's something for tempting the palette
    Prepared in the classic technique
    First you pound the man flat with a malette
    Then you slash off their skin
    Give their belly a slice
    Then you rub some salt in
    'Cause it makes it taste nice

    Zoot alors, I have missed one!

    Sacre bleu, what is this?
    How on earth could I miss
    Such a sweet little Commisar man
    Quel Domage, what a loss
    Here we go, in the sauce
    Now some flour I think just a dab
    Now I stuff you with bread
    Don't worry, 'cause you're dead!
    And you're certainly lucky you are
    'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot!
    Tout-aloo Space Marine,
    Au revoir.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:29 No.11989082

    captch:navicil nonmonetary
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:32 No.11989091

    >The Little Heretic

    Look at this stuff
    Isn't it neat?
    Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
    Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
    The girl who has everything?
    Look at this trove
    Heresies untold
    How many blasphemes can one volume hold?
    Lookin' around here you'd think
    (Sure) she's got everything...

    I've got idols and grimoirs aplenty
    I've got icons and buables galore
    (You want defiled relics?
    I've got twenty)
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I want more

    I wanna be where the daemons are
    Wanna see 'em gibberin'
    Shiftin' around in that
    (Whad'ya call it?) oh - miasma
    Flappin' your lips you don't get too far
    Marks are required for cursin', damnin'
    Doomin' the common sheep to
    (What's that word again?) torment

    In where they fight
    In where they scheme
    In where they live for all time it seems
    Gibbererin' free
    Wish I could be
    Part of the Warp
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:33 No.11989097
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    Seriously though, nice job
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:33 No.11989100

    What would I give
    If I could live
    Outta this material?
    What would I pay
    To spend a day
    Flying the tumults?
    Betcha in cults
    They understand
    Bet they don't reprimand their foll'wers
    Dark young cultists
    Sick o' prayin'
    Waiting to turn

    And ready to know what the daemons know
    Control their emotions
    And get some champions
    Who's Skulltaker and why does he-
    (Wait. That's his name?) Take skulls?

    When's it my turn?
    Wouldn't I love
    Love to explore the currents above?
    The world daemons see
    Wish I could be
    Part of the Warp
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:43 No.11989153
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    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:46 No.11989179
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    I did the Les Poissons song.. I just want to say... fucking-A, I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:58 No.11989251
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    The Emperor has smiled upon you this day
    The fate of a universe in your hands
    And blessed be the guardsmen who fight with all our bravery
    'Til only the faithful stand

    You see the distant flames
    They bellow in the night
    You fight in the Emperor's name
    For what we know is right
    And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
    Though you die, the Imperium lives on

    You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
    You may be burned to death or skinned alive or worse
    But when they torture you
    You will not feel the need to run
    For though you die, the Imperium lives on

    Blame xenos!
    Blame xenos!
    Because this galaxy's gone awry!
    Tomorrow night these freaks will die!

    Tomorrow night!
    Our lives will change!
    Tomorrow night!
    We'll be entertained!
    An Exterminatus!
    What a sight!
    Tomorrow night!

    Out there, there's so much room
    Where Tau preach and 'Nids consume
    Tomorrow night out there is doomed
    So I will be crusading soon

    Shut yer zoggin' mouf, snotling zogger
    Yer a grot lovin' zog-wit, snotling zogger
    Looks like we'z gonna git beat
    Green iz best, da 'umies cheat!

    Why did the Emperor start this war?
    What the fuck are we fighting for?
    When did this song become a marathon?

    When the xenos are dead and gone
    (I want to destroy out there!)
    Humanity will see a new dawn
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)05:59 No.11989254
    They may cut your dick in half
    (Tomorrow night!)
    And serve it to a squig
    (Our lives will change!)
    And when it hurts you'll laugh
    (Tomorrow night!)
    And dance a dickless jig
    (We'll be entertained!)
    But that's the way it goes
    (An Exterminatus!)
    In war you're shat upon
    (What a sight!)
    Though we die, the Imperium lives on
    (Tomorrow night!)

    Now the light it fades
    And darkness settles in
    But I will find strength
    I will find pride within
    Because although I die
    Our freedom will be won
    Though I die, the Imperium lives on
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:00 No.11989265

    ...doesn't this mean the movie ends with the female protagonist living happily in chaos?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:03 No.11989283
    No. Read the last line of
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:21 No.11989402
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    The hwonly hway to get what hy'u want is to woorsheep chaos yooorsehelf.

    >Do you do that?

    Mah deer, schweet child. Eet's wat hy do. Eet's what hy leeve fo-oor.
    To help unfoor-toonate hoomans lyke yoorshelf.
    Poor souls wif no woon elsh to turn to.

    Hy hadmit that een thee pasht Hy've been ah nashty
    H'they weren't keeddeeng when h'they called me, well, a weetch
    But yu'll find that nowadays
    Hi've meended h'all my ways
    Reepeented, seen the light, and made a switch
    To theeeeeees
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:30 No.11989451
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    And Hy foortunahtly know a little maygik
    eet's a talent that Hy always have pohssess'd
    And dear mahreen, please don't laff
    I yoo'se eet on behalf
    Of the meeserabel, the lonely, and deepresssed

    Poor h'unfortoonate souls
    h'In pain, h'in need
    Thees one rooning from inqueestoor
    That h'one wants to be weeth hoorus
    And do I heelp theem?
    Yesh, h'indeed
    Those Poor h'unfortoonate souls
    So shad, so true
    They coom flocking to mah altah
    Crahying, "Shpells, Cay-oss, pleash!"
    And Hy help zhem!
    Yesh Hy do
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:38 No.11989489
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    Now heet's happened onzh or twize
    Shomeone cooldeent pay the prysh
    And hy'm h'afraid hy had to rake 'em 'crosh the cools
    Yesh Hy've had the odd coomplaint
    But on zhe whoole Hy've been a shaint
    To thosh pooor h'unfortoonate shouls

    Have weesh got a deal?

    >If I worship chaos, I'll never be with my emperor again.

    But yoo'll have yoor Khorne, heh heh. Lifeshs fooll of tough choishes, eesn't eet? Heh heh.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)06:46 No.11989532
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    Here's for you
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)07:09 No.11989640
    op, best song is this one.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)07:20 No.11989679
    OP please do 'A whole new World'

    That was always my favourite disney song...

    In fact.. I can already think of a theme for you: A whole new WAAAAAAAGGH
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)08:22 No.11989944
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    >Look at /tg/
    We got a long way to go..

    Let's hold down the line, To defeat the 'Crons
    Did they send heretics, When I asked for dogs?
    You're the saddest bunch, I ever met, But you can bet
    Before we're through, Mister, I'll make a Guardsman out of you

    Tranquil as a graveyard, But on fire within,
    Once you find your orders, you are sure to win
    You're a spineless, pale, heretic lot
    And you haven't got a clue, Somehow I'll make a guardsman out of you

    I'm never gonna catch, my breath
    Say good-bye to those who knew me
    Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting genes
    This guy's got 'em shot to death
    Hope he doesn't fire right through me
    Now I really wish that I knew how to shoot

    (Be guardsmen)
    We must march as the coursing river
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the force of the great Emprah'
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the strength of his righteous fire
    Expendable as the dark side of our boots

    Time is racing toward us till the 'Crons arrive
    Heed my every order and you might survive
    You're unsuited for the all-out-war
    So line up, blindfold you're through
    How could I make a guardsman out of you?

    (Be guardsmen)
    We must march as the coursing river
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the force of the great Emprah'
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the strength of his righteous fire
    Expendable as the dark side of our boots

    (Be guardsmen)
    We must march as the Coursing river
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the force of the great Emprah'
    (Be guardsmen)
    With all the strength of his righteous fire
    Expendable as the dark side of our boots.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)08:27 No.11989966
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    ooooooooowwhh maaaaaaaay gggwaaaaaad
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)08:50 No.11990070
    Gork, it disturbs me to see yer, Ghazghkull
    Lookin' so down in da dumps
    All of da boyz want to be you, Ghazghkull
    Even when takin' yer lumps
    Dere's no other ork wots as fighty as you
    You're everywun's numba 1 guy
    All of da humies are frightened of you
    And it ain't very hard to see why

    No one's slick as Ghazghkull
    No one's quick as Ghazghkull
    No one's skull's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
    For there's no ork in town half as orky
    Cunnin' and gots the most brawn!
    You can ask any Mekboy or Herda
    And they'll tell you whose WAAAAAGH they'd prefer to be on

    No one's been like Ghazghkull
    A warboss like Ghazghkull
    No one's got such a 'uge power klaw like Ghazghkull

    As a specimin', yes, I'm intimidating!

    My what a guy, that Ghazghkull!
    >> G. D. !!k1u7swmD0lH 09/07/10(Tue)08:56 No.11990101
    I caught myself singing this earlier... in his voice. It was wonderful.
    I could see this catching on. Plus it'd get me way more interested in 40K.
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 09/07/10(Tue)09:17 No.11990175
    Epic bread
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)09:19 No.11990182
    Sauce? Seriously, that panel alone's fapworthy.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)09:33 No.11990244
    She has a penis.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)09:36 No.11990268
    I'd do Hellfire, from Hunchback of Notre Dame, but all it would involve would be replacing every instance of "Maria" with "Emperor", and "Gypsy" with "Xenos"
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)09:37 No.11990274
    This is /tg/. Home of xenophilia, monstergirls, traps, futa, and every other bizarre kink you can think of. We're /d/ with a blue background.

    No-one here will care about a chick who's packing a dong.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)09:37 No.11990275
    So close, yet so far. To be fair, Gaston is an honorary Ork.
    >> Lance !!Npc5sPH0mpC 09/07/10(Tue)10:02 No.11990391
    Must not let this thread die.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)10:05 No.11990410

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)10:16 No.11990472
    bumpan for great archiving
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)10:27 No.11990543
    Way back in the day, I once sung the entirety of The Bells of High Terra, and did pretty well, I think.

    Unfortunately, I didn't have a mic at the time.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)10:55 No.11990705
    I've got a couple of idea, but I can't get any of the lyrics to scan. Maybe someone with a little more talent can get these to work:

    A Dark Eldar version of "Be our guest".
    "Friend like me" sung by Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)10:59 No.11990729
    Not a sauce. GIEF SAUCE.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)11:18 No.11990855


    duff it disturbs me to see you, Ghazgkhull,
    Looking like one of these grubs
    All of da boyz want to be you, Ghazghkull
    Even when scratching your nubz
    There's no one as ard or as fighty as you
    You're ev'ryone's favorite Ork
    Everyonez wowed and inspired by you,
    Cos you are the prophet of Gork!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)11:28 No.11990929
    Ghazgkhull promised himself he'd be married to Yarrick!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)11:50 No.11991120
    Well the Emperor had his twenty sons
    Ghazghkull more Orks than you could count
    But you're better off than anyone
    You got an ally they can't surmount
    You got some power in your corner now
    Magic both wonderful and strange
    You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
    See all you gotta do is embrace the change
    And I'll say

    Mister traitor, sir
    What will your pleasure be?
    Let me see your mind
    Just real quick
    You ain't never had a friend like me
    No no no

    I'll give you any form you want
    One arm, two or three
    C'mon whisper what it is you want
    You ain't never had a friend like me

    I pride myself on changing worlds
    You're my guy
    My one, you'll see
    So you turned to dust
    Where is your trust?
    Surely you're not blaming me?

    Where I am taking you
    You won't need eyes to see
    I'll give you an extra head instead
    You ain't never had a friend like me

    Can your friends do this?
    Do your friends do that?
    Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
    Can your friends go, poof?
    Well, looky here
    Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
    And then make the sucker disappear?

    So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
    I'm here to answer all your darkest prayers
    You got me bona fide, certified
    I know your life has been so unfair
    I got a powerful urge to help you out
    So what-cha wish? Tell me what's your goal
    You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
    Well, all you gotta do is give me your soul

    Mister traitor, sir, have a wish or two or three
    I'm on the job, you big nabob
    You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
    You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
    You ain't never had a friend like me
    You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)14:30 No.11992398
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    Sorry I didn't finish, I got tired.

    Oh, and thersh ish one more thing.
    H'we haven't deescoossed the soobject of paymeent.

    >But I don't have-

    Hy'm not h'askeeng mooch, jush a token reeelly, a trifle!
    What Hy h'want from you ish - to sherve Kay-oss

    >Chaos? But without my emperor how can I-

    H'you'll have Noorgle, and preetty Tzeentch
    And don't underestimate the importance of Slaanesh worsheep, ha!

    Thee mahrines back home don't like a lot of blabber
    They theenk a man whoo goszhips is a hereetic!
    Yet in kay-oss iz prefered for mahrines to forshake theer Lord
    And h'after all dear, what ish the Empeerah for?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)14:49 No.11992569
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    Coom on, weer not h'all that impresshed with all the spaisch woolfs
    whe h'avoid ultramahreens when whe can
    But whe dote and swoon and fawn
    On a Night Lohdsh or thee Thoushand shons
    It's they who sherve Kay-oss and sherve our plaan.

    Come on you Poor h'unfortoonate souls
    Go ahead!
    Make yoor choize!
    Hy'm a very bizhy woman and Hy haven't got all day
    It won't cozht much
    Jush yoor faith!
    You Poor h'unfortoonate souls
    Ish shad but true
    If h'yoo want to crosh the breedge, my schweet
    You've got the pay the toll
    Take a goolp and take a breath
    And go ahead and shign the scrooll
    Hashut, Melkirth now I've got him, boyzh
    Slaanesh ish on a roll
    This Poor h'unfortoonate souls!

    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)14:53 No.11992610


    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)15:47 No.11993124
    I am so intrigued by the Guardsmen who falls to Chaos through cultist chan despite the watchful eyes of Commissar Sebastian.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)15:50 No.11993145
    Clearly a marine. The Guardsmen are in the Mulan spinoff.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)15:54 No.11993181
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    Sure if want.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:00 No.11993231
    theonly thing i am wondering right know

    why is that chaos cultis speaking i that manner? aner where are all those pictures from, I encounter them LOTS but dont know source (apart from kaos)
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:06 No.11993304
    That's cultist chan. I'm not sure why she speaks that way but tg and drawfags love her. I did that song but don't actually know anything about 40k otherwise I could probably tell you.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:07 No.11993316
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    >>this thread
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    This is still here? Has this been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:11 No.11993362

    I'm pretty sure that the way she speaks, and some of the common lines (particularly ones about capturing things for chaos) come from the way the chaos cultists in Dawn of War games speak.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:13 No.11993381
    [Inquisitor Frollo]
    Living-Saint Catherine
    You know me by my pious fame
    Through my duties I have justly served

    Living-Saint Catherine
    You know I've done much in your name
    The unclean, mutant, heretic, all purged

    Then tell me, Catherine
    Why my solemn judgement yaws?
    Why her lucious form still haunt my dreams?

    I feel her, I see her
    My flesh caught on craving claws
    Nightmarish visage full of all extremes

    These whispers
    Dark whispers
    These whispers from within
    Dark powers
    Are forcing me to sin

    It's not my fault
    I am the law

    It is the she-deamon
    The bitch who is the flaw

    It's not my fault

    For His great plan

    I've faught the daemon more then any other man!

    Protect me, Catherine
    Save me from pondemonium
    Don't let her taint my flesh and bone
    Banish Esmeralda
    And let her taste holy promethium
    Or else let her be mine and mine alone

    [Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the She-daemon has escaped.
    [Inquistor Frollo]: What?
    [Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.
    [Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!
    I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

    Dark Whispers
    Crazed Whispers
    Now daemon, it's your turn
    Choose me or
    the traitors
    Be mine or you will burn

    Emperor forgive her...
    Emperor forgive me...

    But she will be mine
    Or she will burn!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:14 No.11993388
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    >mfw this entire thread
    >> Doc Scratch [Vekter] !OIqMj3oAUI 09/07/10(Tue)16:20 No.11993447
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    I came, so hard.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:23 No.11993470
    Why has nobody done something with Friends on the Other Side?

    Wait never mind in the grimdarkness...blah blah no niggers.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:23 No.11993471
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    I never thought Chaos marines essential
    They're crude, and unspeakably plain
    But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
    If allied to my vision and brain...

    I know that your powers of retention
    Are as wet as Nurgle's backside
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride
    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs
    But we're talking Decay and Hedonism
    Even you can't be caught unawares
    So prepare for the Daemons of Chaos
    Be prepared for sensational news
    A shining new era
    Is tiptoeing nearer
    And where do we feature?
    Just listen to teacher
    I know it sounds sordid
    So you'll be rewarded
    When at last all humanity falls
    And the Emprah will fall to his knees!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:24 No.11993483

    >> COMMISSAR FORON !!NbubB9jqLRJ 09/07/10(Tue)16:27 No.11993518
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    I have no idea what is going on, but i think its something very, very good.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:29 No.11993544
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    And on that note:

    What did you expect, from filthy little sense-freaks?
    Their stinking wretched kind are like a curse.
    They hide behind their poision and their musk
    Lays pathetic empty husk
    Their skin is weak and soft BUT WORSE!

    They're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Miserable Pleasure doll!
    Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Their decadence will fall!

    They lust for all they see,
    Which means they're after our hides!
    We must loose the dogs of Khorne!

    They're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Sickly shrieking cowards!
    Now we loose the dogs of Khorne!
    This is what we wanted!
    The boors are on their way
    Their thirst for blood will lead them to our sway

    Beneath their armor bronze
    Their hearts will shatter from our songs
    We wonder if they'll want to play!

    We're Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Most potent of the dark gods!
    Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Pleasure is our pride.

    They enjoy nothing more than war
    Which means they must be repressed!
    We must show them the joy of our side!

    The Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    First a little party!
    Then we slays the dogs of Khorne!

    Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Drain them to the last men!
    Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Now it up to us men!
    Slanneshi! Slanneshi!
    Beseech the one true god then-
    We will loose the dogs of Khorne!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:33 No.11993584
    I read that in his voice...

    damn you favorite childhood Disney villain.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:34 No.11993592
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    ...but there's nothing to shoop! A tzeentchian changer CHANGES. Song ironically remains unchanged!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:38 No.11993638
    holy... must get movie now...

    dear kord.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:39 No.11993650
    and damn is that some just as planned shit or what?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:41 No.11993674
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    Well, I've hunted Tyranids and I've seen what they can do.
    The Titan will make off with your children!
    He'll come after them in the night.

    We're not safe until they're dead
    He'll come stalking us at night
    Set to sacrifice the Emprah to his monstrous appetite
    They'll wreak havoc on our Legion if we let him wander free
    So it's time to take some action, boys
    It's time to follow me
    Through the warp, and through Macragge
    Through the darkness and the Milky Way
    It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
    Say a prayer, then we're there
    At the center of a hive fleet
    And there's something truly terrible inside
    It's a titan! He's got fangs
    Razor sharp ones!
    Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
    Hear him roar! See him foam!
    But we're not coming home 'til he's dead--
    Good and dead!
    Kill the Beast!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:50 No.11993799
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    We'll rid the galaxy of these Tyranids!
    Who's with me?
    I am! I am! I am!
    Load your Lasgun! Mount your rhino!
    Say a prayor to the great Emprah!
    We're counting on Guillaume to lead the way!
    In a ship, through known space
    Where within a massive hive fleet
    Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day!
    It's a Titan! One as tall as a mountain
    We won't rest 'til he's good and deceased
    Sally forth! Tally ho!
    Grab your flamer and your maul!
    Praise the Emprah and here we go!
    We don't like
    What we don't understand
    In fact it scares us
    And the Tyranids mysterious at least
    Bring your guns!
    Bring your swords!
    Save your children and your wives
    We'll save our Imperium and our lives
    We'll kill the Beast!
    Fine me a gunship, and make it a big one!
    Kill whatever Tyranids you can find.
    But remember, the Titan is MINE!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:57 No.11993870
    Are all these the same person?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)16:58 No.11993887
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    No, I did
    and I imagine there are several other posters for the other songs.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:01 No.11993916
    Oh say can you see,
    through Imperial might.

    What so proudly we served,
    through faith keep us willing.

    His servants and soldiers,
    Through the perilous fight,
    from the ramparts we watched,
    were so gallently dying.

    And the lasguns' red flare,
    shells bursting in air,
    gave prove through the night,
    that our lord was still there.

    Oh say does that Astronomican yet shine,
    from the top of terra,
    to guide all of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:01 No.11993918
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    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:02 No.11993925
    On the worlds dimly seen,
    through the rifts of warp space.

    Where the the foe's corrupt host,
    in dread silence reposes.

    What is that which gives hope?
    No foe can ever erase?
    As it faithfully shines,
    half conceals, half discloses?

    Now it matches the grace,
    of the most sacred place.
    In full glory reflected
    now shines on man's race.

    Tis' the Astronomican, Oh long may it shine,
    from the top of terra,
    to guide all of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:03 No.11993943
    And where is Horus,
    who so hauntingly swore.

    Through the havoc of war,
    and heresy's confusion.

    A home and a empire,
    shall forsake us no more!

    His soul was wiped out,
    his kind burns with corruption.

    No refuge could save
    the heretic and knave.
    From the terror of flight,
    or the doom of the grave,

    And the Astronomican, in triumph doth shine,
    from the top of terra,
    to guide all of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:05 No.11993959
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    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:06 No.11993973
    Oh thus be it ever,
    when guardsmen shall stand.

    Between their loved home,
    holding the endless frontline!

    Blest with victory and peace,
    given by His hand.

    Praise his Power that hath,
    made and preserved us so divine.

    And conquer we must,
    when our cause it is just.
    And this be our motto:
    "In Him is our trust."

    And the Astronomican, in triumph shall shine,
    from the top of terra,
    to guide all of mankind.

    Ave Imperator.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:08 No.11993989
    4chan, warping your favorite Disney movies into 40k. Including the songs. And making it awesome.

    ...christ, Warhammer 40k is becoming crossed over almost as much as Touhou.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:08 No.11993992
    ah ok
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:10 No.11994018
    I only did the first version of the Gaston song, and I suggested Friend Like Me, but didn't write it. Still tangling with "Be our guest"
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:15 No.11994072
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    Bless my soul
    Yarrick was on a roll
    Commander of the week in every Imperial poll
    What a bro
    Yarrick could stop a show
    Point him at a Waaagh for a decisive blow
    He was a no one
    A zero, zero
    Now he's a legend
    He's a hero
    Here was an old man banished from home
    From zero to hero he got there alone
    Zero to hero on his own

    When he scowled
    The Orks went wild with
    Fear and awe
    And they even feared
    His power claw
    (His power "klaw")

    From tons of men and a personal tank
    Our Yarrick had a war to fight
    Now a commander he had Orks to spank
    He could show you
    the Imperium's might

    Hail Imperator
    Yarrick was made for war
    Grim and undefeated
    Xenos fear his mighty roar
    Soldiers lined up
    Just to kneel at his feet
    And his baleful eye
    Glared with a furious heat

    Yarrick, he comes
    He sees, he conquers
    Whoa, the men were
    Going bonkers
    He had the mental and physical scars
    From zero to hero a commissar
    Zero to hero what a shining star

    Who put the cum in commissar?
    Who gave Creed his cigars?
    Isn't he bold?
    No one braver
    Isn't he good?
    Armageddon's saviour
    Yarrick, Yarrick

    Bless my soul
    Yarrick was on a roll
    Riding high
    And the most loyal guy
    Never retreated

    He was a nothin'
    A zero, zero
    Now he's a leader
    He's a hero

    He hit the heights at breakneck speed
    From zero to hero
    Yarrick is a hero
    Now he's a hero
    Yes indeed!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:17 No.11994098
    And you don't know anything about WH40k?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:19 No.11994118
    Still no sause. I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:21 No.11994143
    Only the little bits that I pick up here. I did the cultist chan voice by downloading a folder full of images of her and trying to adapt it to song.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:23 No.11994160
    As I browse through the minis of my local game store.
    I took a look at myself, and realized, I'm very poor.
    But that's just perfect for a fa/tg/uy like me.
    Cause you know I bought that space marine battle company.

    At four thirty in the morning, dice are rolling. PCs are dying, whole session railroading...Fools!

    I've been raging and planning so long that even my mother thinks my mind is gone.
    I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check. Get a codex in my hand and beard on my neck. If I finish painting early, and if you get Matt.
    Then tonight I'm putting on my wizard robes and hat.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:25 No.11994192
    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    I've played FATAL once or twice
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    It's hard work in rolling dice
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    We buy minis at high price
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:31 No.11994268
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    Mmm, Warp
    Mmm, deviance
    Aah, corruption
    Oooh, death

    Fire and smoke, poison sludge
    Diseased clouds and toxic muck
    Nurgle beneath me, Khorne up above
    Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) Chaos love
    Chaos love

    I see the Empire and all the people in it
    I grab 'em quick and spit 'em out when finished
    I feed off their power, it's growing by the minute
    And pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it

    I feel good, a special kind of Warp-y
    Marines and Orks depress and frankly bore me
    I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva
    Pour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver

    Filthy brown acid rain
    Pouring down like egg chow mein
    All that's foul, all that's stained
    Breeding in my toxic brain

    And after dinner I could go for something sweet
    Revenge for all those years locked in the Warp!
    I'll crush and grind all creatures great and small
    And put up battlezones and shiny firing halls.

    'Cause greedy Space Marines will always lend a hand
    With the destruction of this worthless Empire land
    And what a beautiful machine they have provided
    To slice a path of doom with my foul mind to guide it

    Hit you one time
    Hit you twice
    Ah, ah, ah
    That's rather nice

    Oil and grime, poison sludge
    Diesel clouds and noxious muck
    Nurgle beneath me, Khorne up above
    Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) Chaos love
    Chaos love.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:32 No.11994280
    Tim Curry is so much of a Slaanesh worshipper it's not even funny.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:35 No.11994318
    A local boy made a Mary Sue last week, I just approved it, and saved my mad critique.
    I really don't care, and didn't even rage.
    Cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.
    But I ain't never punched weeaboos, even if they deserve it. A Fa/tg/uy who works out? You know thats unheard of.
    I'm obese and smelly, but I got the best army. And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fool
    If come for the stories, you'll be wrecked to tears.
    We have C.S Goto raping well known canon for years.
    But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
    We're just autistically impaired.

    There's chain fist, chain swords and power claws.
    In our life hobby.
    Like the Cthulhu mythos.
    It's as grim and dark as can be.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:36 No.11994341
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    Well the Big E had his space marines
    And the guard had their storm troops
    Well there boy your in luck it seems
    It's a breeze killin' all those mooks
    You got some power from Slaanesh now
    And he's got mutations to spare
    You got some spunk, pizzazz, fashion and how!
    You see I can give you that little flair
    And I'll say~

    Mister dark cultist sir, what will your pleasure be?
    Lemme give ya that instant satisfaction now
    You ain't never had a god like me.
    Oh no no.

    Life is your catalogue
    And there's a shipping fee~
    Just tell me what it is you want
    You ain't never served a god like me.

    Oh yes, we indulge ourselves on pleasure
    I'm the king, the queen, the fool
    Tell me what you want
    I'm your savant
    I'm the hedonistic god of cool

    Go check out those daemonettes
    Or do whatever you please
    The Casino's up, Come place your bets
    You ain't never served a god like me
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:38 No.11994352
    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    We're just fat and nerdy guys
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    A hive full of sin and vice
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    We all fight, by rolling dice
    Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:39 No.11994361
    Only two votes to archive on 4chanarchive?!
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:40 No.11994371
    Check it on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:45 No.11994429
    Ah, well I guess 6 is better.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:47 No.11994454
    Seven, just voted.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:47 No.11994468
    The final one should've been "Slaanesh beneath me, Tzeentch up above".
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)17:55 No.11994555
    ..damn. I should fix them to read properly.

    Good catch, anon.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)18:27 No.11994986
    Greatest thread on all of tg
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)18:58 No.11995316
    I'm going to bed, and when I get up, this thread better still be around, or I will rage like no one has raged before.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)19:02 No.11995382
    voted to archive, Hopefully it'll be on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)20:19 No.11996361
    10 votes, it'll probably stay now.
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)20:27 No.11996460
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    Enough of that babbie's music
    Time for some metal

    Dice pounding in my table, I think it's gonna burst,
    Cheetos dirting my books, I don't know which is worse,
    I hear arguing that 4th ed is kinda gay ,
    One of us is nerd raging and the other one's THATGUY
    Stay Calm, don't be alarmed, it's just another day,
    Back At The FLGS
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)20:59 No.11996908
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:01 No.11997657
    So, in 5 years, I've never voted to archive something.

    How exactly do I do that?
    >> Anonymous 09/07/10(Tue)22:18 No.11997866
    Find the thread you're looking for
    11984704 in this case
    and vote for it over on the right.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)00:59 No.11999858
    Wow, this awesome thread is still here.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)01:05 No.11999932
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    >this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)01:34 No.12000258
    We need an Eldar version of Paint with all the Colors of the Wind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZaf5atULw
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)04:10 No.12001687
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    >mfw this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)04:34 No.12001846
    Meh, the song was already perfectly Nurgle enough. Don't see the point in changing so much of it.

    Sorry. Haters gonna hate and all. Good job for what you were trying to do, and this thread is still awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)05:36 No.12002138
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    "Don't you disrespect me, little 'bold!
    Don't you derogate, or deride...
    You're in my fort now, not your fort
    And I've got friends under ad-man-tide."

    "Step into my office, put your mind at ease
    If you'll relax, it'll enable me to do, anything I please.
    I can read your future
    I can change it around some too
    I can look deep in-to your heart and soul...
    (You do have a soul now, don't you, Lareebis?)
    ...Make your wildest dreams come true.

    I got fey moods, I got good food
    I got things I ain't even even tried!
    And I've got friends under admantide."

    "The walls, the walls, the walls they tell...
    The past, the present and the future as well~
    The walls, the walls, just- pick- three...
    Take a step into your future with me...

    Now you young dorf are from un-der the hill
    You come from ancestry most no-bill
    (I'm a noble myself on my mother's side)
    You're here to try
    But you're short on gold
    You need six other dwarfs less cunning than bold.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)05:37 No.12002143
    (Momma cut you off, eh explorer? Now you've got to strike the earth, but mining ties you down, keeps you in one place...but freedom, takes speed.)

    It's the speed, it's the speed, it's the speed you need...and when I look into your future it's the speed that I see.

    "On you, little 'bold, I don't want to waste much time
    You've been too short all your life
    You can't bite 'em, or spite 'em, or derite 'em
    And if you was smarter, you'd still lack for height.
    But in your future, the you I see...!
    Is the dorf you've always wanted to be!

    C'mon boys, shake my hand...
    Won't you shake...a poor miner's hand...?

    Are ya ready?
    (Are ya ready?)
    Are ya, reaaa-dy?
    Transformation central!
    (Transformation central!)
    Transformation central!
    (Transformation central!)
    Transmogrification central!
    Can ya feeeel it?
    You're changin', you're changin', you're changin' alright.
    I hope you're satisfied~

    But if you ain't, don't blame me...
    You can blame my friends under ad-man-tiiiide!

    Less 40k than DF, but hey.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/10(Wed)05:44 No.12002177
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    >mfw when I have something like this but it is StarCraft related

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