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I have creatud a dummy corperation called Wizards of the Coast that has made millions selling pieces of paper to children and used the proceeds to purchase the rights to Dungeons and Dragons, creating a successful new edition adored by millions. Tonight I am releasing a new fourth edition. The people of the world will be confused, scared and angry. Sides will be taken. And in this void we will seize power once and for all!