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Dinosaur Quest V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:22 No.10516939

Strange muffled noises and flits of light waft by outside the shell of your world, but you have no time for those things, as you're about to be born!

What kind of dinosaur are you?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:22 No.10516943 Spinosaurus.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:23 No.10516950 TYRANNOSAURUS REX

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:23 No.10516964 A Caradoonasoaur.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:24 No.10516977 rolled 93 = 93 Ankylosaurus Tankan Damage soakan Tail swingan Armoured beast general

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:24 No.10516978 raptor because fuck yeah, i'm a raptor

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:25 No.10516994 raptor raptor raptor

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:27 No.10517014 >>10516943 this! NOW LETS GO EAT THE CAST OF JURASSIC PARK 3!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:27 No.10517022 rolled 3 = 3 Semi-consensus on carnivore...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:27 No.10517026 rolled 11 = 11 Fuck all your shit. Compsognathus. We are going to run around like pussy chickens and it's gonna be AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:27 No.10517035 GIGANOTASAURUS BITCH!

Lace !Z8CM53dU66 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517039

Dienonychus.
Or velociraptor.

Velociraptor would be cooler, because of the fun of being a chicken sized little thing in a world of giants.

Ooh, ooh, let's be a lone velociraptor looking to find his family. They were killed by an allosaur, and we're looking for revenge.
We build up a group of other velociraptors, and a few bigger allies, and then take down the one eye allosaur that killed our family.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517044 >>10516977 >>10516977 Ankylosaur all the way.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517047 Raptor

>>	Lace !Z8CM53dU66 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517049 File1276640915.jpg-(74 KB, 400x355, Velociraptor.jpg) >>10517039 Forgot my picture.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517055 Deinonychus. It's like a Raptor on steroids.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.10517057 >>10517039 inb4LandBeforeTimeQuest

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:29 No.10517077 Archaeopteryx fuckyeah lizardbird

>>	Kink 06/15/10(Tue)18:29 No.10517080 >>10517039 This. I'm liking this. At least, the velociraptor part. We have to RIP, TEAR and FIGHT for every scrap.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:29 No.10517084 File1276640998.jpg-(624 KB, 1059x900, Torterra.jpg) >>10516977 >>10517044 I support the Ankylosaur business.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:30 No.10517087 >>10517055 Utahraptor. It's like Dienonychus put roids in its roids.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:30 No.10517094 BRACHIOSAURUS

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:31 No.10517121 >>10517087 inb4dinosaurcomicsQuest

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:31 No.10517135 >>10516977 >>10517044 >>10517084 Fourthing this. Tank mode is go.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:35 No.10517219 File1276641322.png-(9 KB, 1000x600, 02.png) You are first among your clutch to break free of the egg, and press out into the larger world for the first time!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:36 No.10517251 File1276641390.png-(7 KB, 1000x600, 03.png) The light is blinding, until a titanic shape looms above you, eclipsing the sun and casting the nest into shade! Despite its huge form, it seems somehow reassuring... What will you do, baby raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:37 No.10517274 >>10517251 It's our mom. Go walk towards her.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:37 No.10517278 >>10517251 ATTACK IT WE ARE FEROCIOUS BEAST

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:37 No.10517283 >>10517251 Cry for food.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:38 No.10517289 >>10517251 Go to it. It's mom. :3

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:38 No.10517303 >>10517274 >herp derp yeah because dinosaurs totally didn't eat each other's eggs

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:38 No.10517308 >>10517251 >baby raptor Done, bye.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:39 No.10517315 :O KILL MYSELF ON BROKEN EGG PARTS TO ESCAPE THE PAINFUL DEATH THAT AWAITS!

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)18:40 No.10517348 >>10517251 HUGS!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:43 No.10517414 File1276641818.png-(8 KB, 1000x600, 04.png) You dig yourself out of the remnants of your former universe, and roar a cry of triumph at the shape!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:44 No.10517434 >>10517414 LOOK UPON OUR WORKS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:46 No.10517469 >>10517414 We are SO eaten.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:47 No.10517496 >>10517414 what the heck ARE we?

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:48 No.10517510 File1276642101.png-(10 KB, 1000x600, 05.png) With one lick, however, the situation changes.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:49 No.10517527 >>10517510 BITE THE TONGUE WE MUST PROVE OUR DOMINANCE

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:49 No.10517529 >>10517527 I lol'd.

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)18:50 No.10517543 >>10517510 MOMMY

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:50 No.10517554 >>10517510 Roar again, and demand for nourishment.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:52 No.10517583 No love for Allosaurus? It was the actual top tier big carnivore.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:53 No.10517597 >>10517510 IT'S TASTING US. FUCK. IT NOW HAS A TASTE OF WHATEVER THE FUCK WE ARE. WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN. SHIIII-

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:53 No.10517603 EAT THE TONGUE

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)18:55 No.10517646
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You attempt to bite the tongue, but you're still learning the ropes of moving around...

The giant form sniffs and turns away, and returns with... something...

It lays it down a short distance away from you, picks up a piece, and drops it again.

What will you do, baby raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:56 No.10517655 >>10517646 CHALLENGE IT TO A DUEL LIKE THE FINE GENTLEMAN WE ARE.

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)18:56 No.10517660 >>10517646 OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:57 No.10517674 >>10517646 Run away as fast as possible.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:59 No.10517708 >>10517646 Cuddle it.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:03 No.10517779 File1276643029.png-(13 KB, 1000x600, 07.png) As you charge out of the nest, the giant form once again moves skyward! The pile left before you smells pretty good...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:04 No.10517785 yet another spam quest fuck off already, cancer

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)19:05 No.10517803 >>10517779 OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:06 No.10517808 >>10517785 can you truly say that you have NEVER wanted to be a dinosaur anon? >>10517779 eat pile of delicious.

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:07 No.10517830 EAT IT!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:07 No.10517834 >>10517785 No anon, YOU are cancer. anyway Yes, fuck bitches acquire food.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:08 No.10517835 File1276643283.png-(13 KB, 1000x600, 08.png) As it turns out, it's more delicious up-close! You gorge on the spoils of your hatching, and sate your hunger...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:09 No.10517849 now we must make a suit and top hat out of leaves.

>>	Lace !Z8CM53dU66 06/15/10(Tue)19:09 No.10517856 What are we? TV velociraptor that's actually a dienonychus, or a real velicoraptor that's a foot high bundle of feathers and DEATH?

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:10 No.10517874 Look around and make sure we aren't in danger, then go take a nap!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:11 No.10517897 File1276643511.jpg-(179 KB, 700x875, 1252039750827.jpg) >>10517849 >>10517849 >>10517849 This.

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:12 No.10517901
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As you strip the last of the meat off the bone and turn to roar for more, you see the giant form moving away!

There seem to be a lot of other giant shapes passing by quickly above you!

What will you do, baby raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:16 No.10517977 >>10517901 GIVE CHASE. WE HAVE NO BOND WITH OUR KIN, WE WILL RUN WITH THE ADULTS.

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:17 No.10517986 >>10517977 RUN AND FIND COVER!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:18 No.10518001 >>10517901 TAKE COVER

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:18 No.10518008 DUCK AND COVER

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:19 No.10518017 >>10517977 WE ARE THE SINGLE MOST GLORIOUS EXAMPLE OF OUR RACE. WE SHALL BE AS OUR FATHERS BEFORE US, AND HUNT THE MOST GLORIOUS OF PREDATORS.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:19 No.10518021 >>10517901 find somewhere to hide close to the nest but not in it. we wouldn't want to be eaten by egg eating scavengers

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:20 No.10518035 >>10518017 AFTER WE GROW OLDER! FOR NOW WE HAVE MANY FLESHY BITS WHICH TASTE GOOD TO OTHER ANIMALS. WE NEED COVER!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:20 No.10518046 >>10518017 >HUNT AS THE MOST GLORIOUS PREDATORS* FORGIVE MY FORGETTING A WORD, I AM ONLY A DAY OLD AND THIS BODY HAS NOT YET GROWN INTO ME.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:21 No.10518053 >>10517901 Feed on our siblings! None shall dare rival our might!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:21 No.10518072 >>10518035 COWARD! WE ARE THE GLORIOUS GOD-EMPEROR OF RAPTORKIND, WE NEED NO BODY TO COMMAND THIS GALAXY.

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:22 No.10518079 >>10518046 Re read the statement before the fix. Facepalm and erase the fix.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:22 No.10518081 File1276644129.jpg-(201 KB, 1707x1500, Dr.Dinosaur copy.jpg) am insane one

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:22 No.10518099 >>10518079 FOOL, WE SHALL REWRITE OUR OWN SCRIPTURE IF WE SEE FIT.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:24 No.10518149 >>10517901 FORSOOTH WE SHALL TRIUMPH OVER THIS PACK OF CREATURES! ATTACK THE NEAREST ONE AND LET IT FEEL OUR WRATH!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:26 No.10518192 File1276644380.png-(18 KB, 1000x600, 10.png) You make haste to follow the giant forms, but they seem to have more practice at this fast-paced striding than you...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:27 No.10518211 >>10518192 IGNORE LARGE ONES, CONSUME UNBORN BRETHREN FOR STRENGTH!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:27 No.10518221 >>10518192 OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO GET SQUISHED

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:28 No.10518239 >>10518211 WE SHALL CONSUME OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS SO THEY MAY KNOW THE MIGHT OF OUR BEING.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:28 No.10518242 >>10518192 PSHAW I SAY! WE WILL LATCH OUR FINE JAWS UPON ITS DELICIOUS FLESH AND SAVOR THE TASTE OF FEAR AND SUBMISSION!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:29 No.10518253 UNLOCK OUR TELEKINETIC ABILITIES

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:29 No.10518256 >>10518192 Get ontop of one of their feet! THEN RIDE THEM! HOLD ON TIGHT AND DON'T LET GO UNTIL THEY RETURN TO NORMALITY!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:29 No.10518258 >>10518239 INDEED; THEIR LEATHERY SKIN SHALL FORM THE BASIS OF OUR DINOTUX & TOP HAT.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:29 No.10518264 Modern paleontologists believe this is how dinosaurs actually thought.

Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:29 No.10518269

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>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:30 No.10518280 >>10518253 NAE, BROTHER, WE MUST ALLOW OURSELVES TO SLOWLY BECOME MASTER OF THIS GALAXY. WERE THE MORTALS TO KNOW OUR GLORY TOO QUICKLY, WE WOULD DESTROY THEIR MINDS WITH OUR RADIANCE.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:31 No.10518290 File1276644663.png-(12 KB, 1000x600, 11.png) In fact, once the dust clears... What will you do, baby raptor?

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)19:31 No.10518307 >>10518290 We must find some underbrush, quickly!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:32 No.10518313 >>10518290 HUNT AND FEED.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:32 No.10518328 >>10518290 FIND PUNY MAMMALS AND DEVOUR THEM

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:32 No.10518332 >>10518264 FOOL, THESE MORTALS DO NOT THINK AS WE. THEY ARE NOT ABLE TO WITNESS OUR PERFECTION YET.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:34 No.10518352 File1276644842.gif-(21 KB, 650x450, 046.gif) >>10518290 MaRvEl aT tHe MiRaClEs

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:34 No.10518366 >>10518290 PREPARE... FOR WAR.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:35 No.10518386 >>10518352 WE ARE THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:37 No.10518414 File1276645021.png-(16 KB, 1000x600, 12.png) You scurry underneath a clump of leafy bushes... You feel a little safer...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:37 No.10518426 >>10518414 GET DEVOURED BY AN UNSUSPECTING HERBIVORE

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:38 No.10518435 >>10518414 NOOOO WE MUST FEED ON THE FLESH OF OUR ENEMIES! WE FEEL NO FEAR.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:38 No.10518445 >>10518414 Fuck this noise. capslock has the right idea. ASSERT OUR DOMINANCE. DISTRACT SELF WITH DELICIOUS BERRIES, BUGS, AND PEBBLES. WE WILL EAT EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:39 No.10518451 >>10518414 SAFE? FOOL! THERE IS NO NEED FOR SAFETY, WE ARE IMMORTAL.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)19:39 No.10518453 >>10518414 look for someone. if nothing is there and we're save, cry for mother to return us to the nest. and maybe some more delicious

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. !Mjk4PcAe16 06/15/10(Tue)19:39 No.10518459 TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING NAP!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:39 No.10518466 >>10518414 With our saliva, paste leaves onto ourselves for crude camouflage.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:39 No.10518471 KILL THE OFFENDING SHRUB FOR ITS INSOLENT SHADING!

>>	Anon 06/15/10(Tue)19:42 No.10518509 Sorry about the summer fags OP.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:42 No.10518528 >>10518509 EXCUSE ME, SIR? WE ARE NOT A SUMMERFAG.

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:43 No.10518538
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...but you are not alone in this leafy refuge!

A long, glistening black creature slithers out of the undergrowth and bares its mouth at you!

Roll a 100-sided die by typing dice+1d100 in the email field to make an attack. You do not have to roll for any other act.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:43 No.10518552 rolled 87 = 87 WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS I SMITE THEE!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:44 No.10518572 >>10518552 BEHOLD, WE HAVE SLAIN THE BEAST. WHAT FOOL BE THIS WHO DARES STAND BEFORE US?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:45 No.10518577 >>10518552 HURRAH!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:45 No.10518583 rolled 4 = 4 Raptor used Talon Slash!

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)19:45 No.10518584 rolled 25 = 25 >>10518538 take this evil wormy creature! with my tiny fangs of doom i will render you! and maybe you will taste good. who knows? only one way to find out, jump on it and bite it!

>>	Anonymou... Never mind. Im a raptor. 06/15/10(Tue)19:45 No.10518587 >>10518552 EAT ITS FLESH!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:46 No.10518610 File1276645563.jpg-(88 KB, 1107x442, InsaneGenius.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:46 No.10518620 >>10518552 OUR CHILDREN WILL TELL TALES OF THIS GREAT EVENT FOR MILLENIA TO COME!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:46 No.10518626 >>10518583 >>10518584 FOOLS, OUR GLORY HAS SLAIN THIS BEAST, WE NEED NOT REDUCE OURSELVES TO TOUCHING IT.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)19:47 No.10518636 btw, we're using dark heresy attack rules right now, right? so a low number is good? or is it OP rules and we need a high number?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:48 No.10518658 Thank you for this quest, I appreciate your work.

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)19:48 No.10518663 >>10518552 HUZZAH

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:49 No.10518682 THIS PUNY MORSEL WILL BE THE FIRST TO SUBMIT TO OUR WILL!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:51 No.10518721 File1276645867.png-(19 KB, 1000x600, 14.png) >>10518552

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:51 No.10518732 File1276645889.jpg-(135 KB, 910x812, dino suit.jpg) next we must do this.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:52 No.10518760 >>10518732 wow, i should really have gone over the spelling in that....

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)19:55 No.10518815 >>10518721 i dont know if we should eat it. it seems poisionous to me. but, if its tasty... afterall, it is our very first prey, if its tasty it deseves to be eaten. if it isnt tasty, watch out for more of the untasty ones

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)19:56 No.10518832 File1276646166.png-(18 KB, 1000x600, 15.png) You slake your thirst on millipede blood, and gorge until your strength returns! Some time passes...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:56 No.10518833 We must next sign a deal with NatGeo to do a 4-part miniseries about our achievements thus far.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:56 No.10518838 >>10518721 WE SHALL CONSUME THIS CREATURE AND TAKE ITS STRENGTH FOR OUR OWN

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:56 No.10518841 File1276646193.jpg-(72 KB, 565x835, withscience.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:57 No.10518857 >>10518721 VICIOUS VICTORY BY GLORIOUS RAPTOR RAGE

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:58 No.10518868 File1276646283.gif-(94 KB, 500x300, TEARTHEFLESH.gif) >>10518857

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:58 No.10518874 NOW WE SHALL TAKE ON BIGGER PREY. WE SHALL FLY TO THE SUN AND CONSUME IT.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:59 No.10518899 >>10518874 AND THEN WE SHALL BECOME THE SUN.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:59 No.10518912 >>10518832 Is it time to.... DI-DI-DI- DIGVOLVE?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:00 No.10518935 >>10518899 ALL SHALL WORSHIP US OR BE CONSUMED. WE WILL NOT BE DENIED.

>>	Dirk Hardpeck !WZTE0BWnJA 06/15/10(Tue)20:00 No.10518941 >>10518912 I was thinking Pokevolve. The little guy sorta looks like a Charmander.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:02 No.10518978 >>10518935 And so the Aztec culture was begun.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:03 No.10519010 >>10518832 now that we have eaten, maybe it is time to check if the strange large creature returned that provided us with food in the first place? I feel a bit tired after this succesfull first combat, and need some sleep to properly digest

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)20:03 No.10519012 >>10518841 Seriously, where do you get these?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:03 No.10519017 >>10518978 I was thinking more cthuhlu, but that works too

>>	Dirk Hardpeck !WZTE0BWnJA 06/15/10(Tue)20:04 No.10519025 >>10519012 It looks like it's from Dr. McNinja.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:05 No.10519036 >>10519012 I think it's from Nuklear Power? the one that used to do 8bit theatre

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:05 No.10519042 >>10519025 >>10519012 it's from atomic robo

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:05 No.10519049
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You stand in the hot sun, sniffing the air for prey.

You are not a baby raptor anymore, and your plumage has come in. Your encounter under the leaves taught you the art of war, and now, as perhaps the only surviving member of your clutch, you teach yourself the art of the hunt!

You know of three places where you have found food before:

*The shore of the river
*The tall-tree forest
*The rocky ground

What will you do, juvenile raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:07 No.10519066 rolled 42 = 42 >>10519049 FOREST THERE'S A REASON SABERTOOTH TIGERS WENT EXTINCT! US

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:07 No.10519068 Shore might be frequented by other predators for water. Rocky ground might not have enough to eat. Tall-Tree Forest gives us a lot of cover to work with in order to sneak and hunt prey. Go there and be victorious.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:07 No.10519073 >>10519049 Forest. Plumage will stand out like a sore thumb in the mountains.

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)20:07 No.10519080 >>10519049 Forest

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:08 No.10519092 >>10519049 INDEED TO THE FOREST WE SHALL CHARGE. OUR VICTORIOUS CRIES WILL BE HEARD FOR MILES AROUND.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:08 No.10519098 >>10519049 The river is alway a great place to wait for prey... sooner or later, every animal has to drink, and since the sun is up high, it will be a hot day, even I will have to get a drink, be it water or blood

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:11 No.10519158 >>10519098 Shut up newfag, forest!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:12 No.10519172 >>10519158 No need to be rude, my good friend. We're all working towards growth together, here.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:13 No.10519194 dragon

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:14 No.10519207 File1276647271.png-(15 KB, 1000x600, 17.png) The forest is dark and cool, and filled with a thousand sounds...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:14 No.10519208 >>10519194 Wow. That may be the best post I've seen in a long time.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:15 No.10519221 >>10519207 WE SHALL DESTROY EACH AND EVERY SOUND UNTIL OUR ENDLESS HUNGER IS APPEASED! THEY WILL SUBMIT TO OUR MIGHT

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:16 No.10519239 >>10519207 The closest sound, find it and kill it.

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)20:17 No.10519264 >>10519207 Sneak about and find prey.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:17 No.10519267 >>10519207 lets see if our nose can bring us to an edible prey if our ears are distracted by the many noises

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:21 No.10519330 File1276647694.png-(19 KB, 1000x600, 18.png) You come upon a long-mouthed creature busily gobbling down the last remains of a carcass! It looks up at you and gives a muffled honk of warning! What will you do, juvenile raptor?

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:22 No.10519347 (by the way, this >>10518868 is awesome)

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:22 No.10519348 >>10519330 BEFRIEND IT HUNT THINGS TOGETHER

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:22 No.10519349 rolled 92 = 92 >>10519330 >muffled honk of warning! SHUT IT THE FUCK UP ROLLING TO ATTACK

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:23 No.10519357 >>10519330 make clear that it was nice of him to make me a meal, but now he should run, if he dont want to be added to the menu!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:23 No.10519364 DESTROY THE INTERLOPER. CONSUME BOTH FOR GLORY

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:24 No.10519386 >>10519349 YES! ALL CREATURES SHALL MEET THEIR END IN OUR TERRIFIYING MAW! INSTA-KILL RAPTOR IS INSTA-KILL!

>>	Dirk Hardpeck !WZTE0BWnJA 06/15/10(Tue)20:24 No.10519388 >>10519330 HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:27 No.10519425 >>10519388 No Doug, that was RAPE.

>>	Dirk Hardpeck !WZTE0BWnJA 06/15/10(Tue)20:30 No.10519476 File1276648247.jpg-(74 KB, 502x600, doughowcoulduqs7.jpg) >>10519425 HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:31 No.10519482 rolled 92 = 92 Rolling for volume of roar. Show it what a REAL dinosaur sounds like!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:31 No.10519485 >>10519330 >>10519349 Even deader than the last guy.

Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:31 No.10519492

>>10516935

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>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:32 No.10519495 >>10519349 >>10519482 HORY SHET

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:32 No.10519504 File1276648373.png-(21 KB, 1000x600, 19.png) >>10519349 You leap at the creature and catch it by surprise! It manages to squawk out a single cry before you snap its neck!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:33 No.10519512 >>10519504 There's breakfast.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:34 No.10519518 >>10519504 CONSUME IT!

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:37 No.10519569 >>10519504 now we have more then enough to eat. carry one of the carcases away from the other, so further predators will stick to the unguarded food

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:38 No.10519573 >>10519504 FEAST.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:38 No.10519576 File1276648700.png-(40 KB, 1000x600, HONK HONK.png) >>10519504

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)20:39 No.10519596 OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:42 No.10519649 >>10519504 BEWARE! It may have friends!

>>	Vaalintine 06/15/10(Tue)20:44 No.10519685 >>10519649 So? OURS IS THE MAW THAT WILL DEVOUR THE HEAVENS!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:44 No.10519689 >>10519649 They'll be very dead friends in a minute.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:44 No.10519692 File1276649087.png-(19 KB, 1000x600, 20.png) You raise your snout to the trees above, and let out a world-shaking cry of victorious rage!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:47 No.10519729 >>10519692 HELL YEAH

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:48 No.10519756 File1276649327.png-(37 KB, 1000x600, Honk Honk 2.png) >>10519692 You raise your snout to the trees above, and let out a world-shaking cry of HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:50 No.10519797 >>10519756 What has science DONE?

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)20:51 No.10519818
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Perhaps it was your outcry, or perhaps it was the death-honk of your last victim, but no matter-

An enormous long-mouth, almost twice as large as you, presses itself free of the trees and dips its head threateningly!

What will you do, juvenile raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:54 No.10519877 rolled 97 = 97 >>10519818 ATTACK!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:55 No.10519893 We've already been seen, perhaps battle is the best choice. I would like to be sneakier, but I don't think we're going to manage it in this situation...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:55 No.10519902 >>10519877 DAMN SON

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:55 No.10519903 >>10519818 It is big. but it is in our territory, the forest. It hardly fits in here, and we can easily move between the bushes and trees. try to flank it, this one will be out for revenge, not food

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:56 No.10519923 >>10519877 I'm going with ATTACK!

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)20:58 No.10519953 >>10519877 Im still for flanking it, but since he rolled so awesome, make it a flank attack! we will show him what our claws are meant to be, deadly grapplehooks!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:58 No.10519962 File1276649912.gif-(1.24 MB, 250x250, 1274248987128.gif) >>10519818 >>10519877

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:59 No.10519977 >>10519962 Honkers gonna honk

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:04 No.10520091
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>>10519877

You leap at the creature, full of red-hot rage, and bite into its throat!

The giant lets out a brief honk and slams backward into the trees! You can feel it kicking and trying to shake you off - this creature will not die so easily!

Will you keep at it, or flee?

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:06 No.10520111 (Whoops, sorry, flankers. Slow drawer + not refreshing the thread often enough = railroading, I guess)

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:06 No.10520118 rolled 98 = 98 >>10520091 We already have it on the ropes, finish it off!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:06 No.10520128 rolled 3 = 3 >>10520091 IT'S DINO TIME

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:07 No.10520138 >>10520118 Jesus Christ. >>10520128 You're lucky that came second...

>>	Rick Dominated 06/15/10(Tue)21:07 No.10520144 >>10520118 Savage Raptor is savage.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:08 No.10520171 rolled 76 = 76 >>10520118 MY GOD THE DICE GODS LOVE US

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:09 No.10520176 rolled 70 = 70 >>10520128 >>10520138 yeah I'm not touching the dice no more.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:10 No.10520206 >>10520176 Right after I remember to take the roll macro out of my e-mail field.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:14 No.10520299 File1276650872.png-(20 KB, 1000x600, 23.png) >>10520118 With one violent wrench of your neck, you tear its throat out, spraying the trees with gore! Truly, you have become the killer you were born to be. Time passes...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:18 No.10520370 File1276651086.jpg-(42 KB, 275x351, 1272221758505.jpg) >>10520299 Yesss!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:18 No.10520376 >>10520299 Let's head to the nest. It's getting dark and shit.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:19 No.10520407 >>10520299 are we levelling up?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:21 No.10520449 >>10520407 Yes, we are becoming FUCKSHITUPMON, MURDRER OF HONKEY ASS BITCHES.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:23 No.10520489 if we don't eventually level up to become a god by defeating the sun and challenging the great creator to a duel i will be very dissapointed

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:24 No.10520504 >>10520299 I dont know what you guys think we should do next, but since we just had enough food for a week, and proven us worthy of this territory, it is about time we search a female to mate.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:25 No.10520525 >>10520504 We're ONE DAY OLD Let's rest for today

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:26 No.10520550
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The hot sun beats down on you, but you have long since grown accustomed to it.

From your vantage point atop a large rock, you can see the domain of your territory. The hunger in your stomach calls out to you, driving you to hunt, but a new stirring has begun as well, one that is new to you but just as demanding as the hunt for food!

The forest and river have shown themselves to be plentiful with prey, but you find yourself drawn back to the others like you that hunt in the low plains beyond the forest.

What will you do, adult raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:28 No.10520575 File1276651694.jpg-(54 KB, 451x332, gunshow.jpg) rolled 1 = 1 >>10520550 Find ourselves a babe See picture

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:28 No.10520580 >>10520550 Find a raptor female

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:29 No.10520600 >>10520525 everytime he saytime passes it means months to a year, not hours... >>10520550 we are grown. we already proved that if somebody has to feel fear, it is someone other than us. lets take our nose, search for traces

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:29 No.10520603 Referring to one of my older posts: Fuck bitches, acquire meat.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:30 No.10520615 >>10520550 go down to find others like us, watch as they hunt, be sneaky and remain undetected, then jump out and catch a large prey animal in front of a suitable female and give it to her as a gift.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:31 No.10520642 >>10520575 You've doomed us. Awesome raptor can KILL EVERYTHING, but he has no game. The Virgin god of raptors walks this earth alone. Isn't it sad ;_;

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:33 No.10520667 >>10520550 Sounds like it's time we fucked some bitches. >>10520575 Sir are you sure you typed in the right dice range? That looks suspiciously like 1d1. Not like it matters; we only have to roll when attacking something.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:33 No.10520686 rolled 67 = 67 >>10520575 >>10520642 I will not let it end like this! we search for prey, and then share it with a female, if one comes by

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:41 No.10520864
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You make your way to the region where your kind hunts... and come across a male raptor beginning a courtship ritual with a female!

The female seems unsure of what to do... neither one of them has yet seen you.

What will you do, adult raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:42 No.10520888 >>10520864 Let a ferocious HONK HONK at the male. He'll know I'm challenging him for the woman.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:43 No.10520903 >>10520864 Dive from the bushes and ambush the male to prove our dominance, we shall remove his head!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:43 No.10520907 Wait wait.. are we female? I must've missed something.

Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:43 No.10520908

>>10516936

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>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:43 No.10520918 rolled 40 = 40 >>10520864 Rollling for raptorly attractiveness of the female. If it's low, find better game. If it's high, UNLEASH THE FURY!!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:43 No.10520919 >>10520864 THREESOME, IT'S THE ONLY WAY

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:44 No.10520942 rolled 96 = 96 >>10520864 impress her by challenging the male raptor to fight for her glory... of course, this time, we will not slaughter, that is not what this rituals are about, but we will use force if he doesnt know whats healthy for him

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:44 No.10520943 >>10520907 You're a male. I figured they'd be the ones with the bright, elaborate plumage.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)21:52 No.10521095 File1276653147.png-(14 KB, 1000x600, 26.png) >>10520942 You honk out a defiant roar at the would-be suitor, forcing him apart from the female to defend himself! What will you do, adult raptor?

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:54 No.10521122 Lets try this friendly... raise your head to a superior pose, honk again, and show him you're the raptor with the greater plumage!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:54 No.10521132 rolled 61 = 61 I'm pretty sure that saying "Hey, I'm prettier" is going to make him go away. ATTACK!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:56 No.10521154 >>10521132 Isn't* Bah.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)21:57 No.10521169 >>10521132 actually, in the mating season, it does, oh well, attack if you must, but remember not to kill him, it will not impress her if you kill her friends and/or possibly family

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:57 No.10521180 rolled 29 = 29 Rip out the guy's heart and hold it in the air, watching it beat.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:58 No.10521198 rolled 25 = 25 Scare him off.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:59 No.10521205 rolled 28 = 28 Break his knees/leg joints/whateverthefuckthey'recalled.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:01 No.10521248 rolled 85 = 85 Honk until he runs away. Roll determining volume.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:01 No.10521251 rolled 69 = 69 Snap his neck. But without killing him. Just permanently disable him.

V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:01 No.10521258
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>>10521122

You raise yourself up, quiver briskly, and display your full plumage for the first time in your life! Reflexively, the quills raise themselves outward, extending in all directions and rippling in the hot breeze!

The other male is suddenly unsure of what to do!

What will you do, adult raptor?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:02 No.10521272 rolled 7 = 7 >>10521258 see>>10521248

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:02 No.10521283 Im happy>>10521132 rolled first and I posted first, this way awesome raptor will maybe not turn into failraptor >__>

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:03 No.10521311 >>10521283 Yeah what he said

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:04 No.10521323 rolled 5 = 5 >>10521258 HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:05 No.10521338 rolled 98 = 98 Attempt to develop our frontal lobe/higher brain functions.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:09 No.10521455 >>10521258 Make threatening snaps at the opposing male in an effort to get him to go the fuck away. Then court the fine lady~

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:09 No.10521458 rolled 51 = 51 Invent machine guns fit for use by raptors

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:11 No.10521503 >>10521338 WE ARE NOW PHILOSORAPTOR?

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:14 No.10521547 File1276654440.jpg-(57 KB, 500x751, thriller1.jpg) >>10521338 >>10521458 >>10521503 Alright, alright, let's not derail.

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:14 No.10521556 File1276654464.png-(19 KB, 1000x600, 28.png) The other male decides to seek his fortune elsewhere, and slinks away! The female looks confused at his departure, then turns to look at you...

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:15 No.10521574 >>10521503 YESSS

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:15 No.10521576 rolled 63 = 63 Assert dominance over the other male raptor. Become the Alpha Raptor. Form a pack.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:15 No.10521578 >>10521556 What about >>10521338

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:15 No.10521591 >>10521556 BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:16 No.10521615 >>10521556 Assume courting ritual, but three times more manly than the other. WE ARE ALPHARAPTOR.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:19 No.10521653 >>10521556 we already impressed her by defending her against competition, now lets see if she wants the same thing we want, we try to convince her to come close to us, if she is willing to get near us, that means she accepted us

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:19 No.10521669 rolled 35 = 35 Start sexxing

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:22 No.10521713 File1276654932.png-(19 KB, 1000x600, 29.png) With your frontal lobe now monstrously large, you are able to solve the problems that plague your people, and are named the head of your pack.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:22 No.10521729 File1276654979.gif-(864 KB, 320x240, 1276219026112.gif) >>10521713

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:24 No.10521761 rolled 32 = 32 >>10521713 I say, old bean. My loins are burning and my stomach is growling. Time to have intercourse after a night out and procuring some dinner for our gal.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:24 No.10521767 >>10521713 Begin the creation of tools, clothes, fire, and shelter.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:26 No.10521794 File1276655188.jpg-(28 KB, 400x400, napoleon-dynamite.jpg) >>10521713 YES.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:27 No.10521827 File1276655277.jpg-(125 KB, 800x400, FALCON PROPS.jpg) >>10521713 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED BUT YES

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:29 No.10521858 im leaving for 10 minutes and we got a brain? damnit, now we have to deal with thoughts other than kill, eat, mate!

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:29 No.10521859 File1276655372.png-(12 KB, 1000x600, 30.png) You unlock the secrets of agriculture, and finally put those snooty tyrannosaurs in their place. With the entire planet as your garden, your prey becomes fat and abundant.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:29 No.10521867 aaaaaaaand I'm done. Was looking interesting before LOLCATS showed.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:30 No.10521889 since there is now enough fat prey to raise a family, MATE WITH THE CHICK, its about time, she will be bored by now

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:32 No.10521925 Nah, I was gonna end it at the birth of your babies, but I got bored. Thanks for helping me shit up the board for a few hours, /tg/!

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:33 No.10521937 >>10521925 If this is shit, I don't wanna know what isn't.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:33 No.10521948 >>10521925 I was enjoying it until LOL SO RANDUMB XD

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:34 No.10521956 >>10521925 anytime, anywhere, as long as its /tg/

>>	Boomer !!MBwbEofHcyx 06/15/10(Tue)22:34 No.10521969 >>10521937 That was sarcasm. There are some shitty quest threads. This causes people to get so butthurt they demand all quest threads be eliminated, regardless of the epic ones like this.

>>	Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:38 No.10522030 how do i archive this awesome thread?

>>	An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 06/15/10(Tue)22:39 No.10522063 >>10522030 You type 'Archive This' without quotes in all caps.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:40 No.10522072 The quest was going slow and gentle with a young dinosaur growing up... >>10521713 Then it takes a massive turn for the best. I laughed my ass off.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:41 No.10522100 >>10521925 This was cool and I enjoyed it.

>>	Archive This Techpriest Uriah 06/15/10(Tue)22:52 No.10522290 Archive This

>>	V8 Egg !v8/EGGjUkU 06/15/10(Tue)22:54 No.10522341 >>10518732 I forgot to say anything earlier, but this is incredibly awesome. I laughed my ass off. 10/10.

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:02 No.10522483 File1276657367.png-(44 KB, 1000x600, honkers.png) >>10522290 That's not how you archive, newfriend. You do it like this: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10516939

>>	Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:09 No.10522594 File1276657790.png-(42 KB, 1000x600, honkers 2.png) >>10522483 And here's where you vote for it: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dino%20Quest

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