ORIGINAL CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED

And that's why we can't have nice things.

I believe it was deleted for all the reporting going on.

That was... odd..

Haha! I hope your next ban is coming too.

Shit, I just got home, and the thread is gone.

What did I miss?

Trolls are bad, m'kay. If you troll actual content, you're a fucktard and should kill yourself, m'kay.

>>10400374
Fuck-all. Just a vote and lots of derp.

>>10400367
That I can believe.

>>10400370
How can I put this politely. . . I hope you drink something without reading the label on it.

pwned

>>10400374
Just a description of the characters so far. Also we got another boon and a free item.

>>10400365
>BAWWW MY FETISH IS NOT APPRECIATED!

>>10400374
Had some votes and rolls, getting Carmines and Reginalds boons and a stress reducing music box at some point

>>10400367

This. I wouldn't be surprised if our prior faggots now have bans. Mods don't have time to wade through every thread so they nuked it for safety's sake.

>>10400387

> For Posterity


Samantha: Long silver hair, dark brown eyes, body type is slender and long-legged, with moderate bustline (high B to low C cup).

Jehanne: Hip-length blonde hair, blue eyes, silver armor, body type is fit and toned, breast size fairly large. (Low-D). Tallest girl.

Koyomi: Short Green Hair, usually in pigtails, green eyes, big round coke-bottle glasses. Body type is slightly plump, not slender. Sorry.

Katherine: Short red hair, hazel eyes, body type is trap: flat chest, petite. As Kristoph, same body type, but carries self differently.

Felicia: Catgirl, Tails and Ears Variety. Blue-Grey hair, yellow eyes with vertical slit pupils. Body type: lithe and slender. :3 mouth.

Alicia: The loli demon. Evangeline AK McDowell is the perfect body type. Long black hair, small horns, wings, and tail (can be hidden).

CARMINE: She fills me with RAGE just thinking about her, so I don't give a shit. Fanwank an appearance or something.

Reginald: Think of the most badass motherfucker you can. Now give him grey hair and small round glasses

reported

What?

>>10400365
>>10400377
Not all original content is good content. Take your fetish shit to tgchan where it belongs.

>>10400389
that was stupid and you should feel stupid

>>10400403
I get to use this image again!

>>10400399
It was the only way to be sure.

Goshujin is the most troublesome user ever. Ban him for good.

Goshujin, you've done some good stuff tonight and we've gotten some good mechanical benefits, so I would suggest going to bed and leaving the trolls to their misery. I don't think anything good can come of the thread now that the trolling is in full swing. Just recap what happened tonight next time you run a thread since this wasn't archived.

>>10400407
>>10400430
Quit your bellyaching and hide the thread already.

>>10400436

stop feeding them.

What are you reporting this thread about? Discussion about a game, which is completely within the rules and /tg/ related original content.?

Live and let live, bros.

>>10400436
No, no, no, I'm interested in hearing what they have to say. Since they seem to object to this so much, I might as well hear them out.

If the threads are going to keep getting trolled to death taking them someplace else might really be for the best.

Polite sage for meta thread.

>>10400446

thread reported for being gay

>>10400407
I STILL remain convinced that tgchan isn't even a real place, just something evil spambots liked to talk about.

Are you that fucking tgchan spambot again?

>>10400453
And risk them realizing that they are getting up in arms over nothing? What would happen to our troll XP well then?

It's really funny ... I did this. This is all my fault. Ahahahahhaa.

People start spamming because /tg/ had no Janitors or moderation so we email them to get some. When we finally do get a Janitor or two people start abusing the report system and the Janitors do there job without looking at the abuse. We just can't win.

>>10400453
>hear them out
I DON'T LIKE THIS BECAUSE I DON'T BECAUSE I DON'T BECAUSE UR TEH GAY BECAUSE U SUCK BECAUSE I HATE YOU

This is all you will ever get from fucking trolls and /b/tard kiddies. Why listen to that all night?

>>10400453

You seem to be under the impression that they're not 13 year old fuckwits herping and derping. DO. NOT. FEED.

>>10400453
Creepy fetishist stuff never really goes over well on /tg/.

>>10400457
idiot reported for report abuse. Quests are /tg/ related and there is nothing you can do about that.

>>10400457
Oh yeah right there in the rules of 4chan: "NO GAY"

So why are you here, again?

>>10400472
I see. That makes me very sad to hear. However, I'd like to know why it is that you object to these threads so much.

If it's that you feel they don't belong in /tg/, I'd like to point to you that MAID RPG is an actual published roleplaying game that is actually played on a tabletop. Seeing the front page, I see a thread there which is basically a Let's Play of XCom, which I think belongs in /v/, but I don't see the need to get up in arms over it.

>Creepy fetishist stuff never really goes over well on /tg/.
Newfag detected.

>>10400476

stop being weeaboos pretending to fuck maids. How much money do you faggots make? GET A JOB

>>10400475

The janitors will catch onto the trick quickly enough and go about banning people who actually deserve it. The trolling that goes on here at /tg/ is smalltime compared to what janitors on some other boards deal with on a daily basis.

>>10400487
Are you new to the internet?

>>10400488
Reported for missing the joke.

>>10400487
Hence the -4 DEX thread on the front page that is rapidly turning into a chubby porn dump thread, I see.

>>10400499
You... you aren't even trying anymore...

>>10400492

He's one butthurt guy. Most people on /tg/ like or at least tolerate quests, particularly humorous and well run ones.

That's why your sissy thread got deleted, chumps

>>10400509
that's the third chubby porn dump thread today

>>10400487
I love how trolls always speak as if they represent all of 4chan. Which everyone knows is a lie.

>>10400407
As much as I disagree with the tone of this post, the message has some truth to it. tgchan has an entire board set up specifically for quest threads. Maid Quest would be right at home there.

That said, moving there at this stage would be like surrendering to a small group of silly persons, not even particularly talented trolls. It is doubtful that such a move would be made.

Although it must be said that the name theft from the last thread was vintage 13-year-old tactics. Troll hard or go home, boys.

haters gonna hate

masturbaters gonna masturbate

deal with it~

>>10400492
Didn't maid get trolled so much that eventually /jp/ adopted it though?

Some stuff just does not do well on /tg/. This is one of them.

What happened?

Enough responding to trolls, no matter how clever your comeback is. Lets get back on topic please.

>>10400521
Blow it out your ass.

I've got balls of steel.

So are we going to start this or just talk to trolls?

>>10400533

Nope. We still got it. We've even got a MaidRPG Chargen program on sup/tg/.

>>10400492
>>10400509
Don't worry I report the /v/ and porndumps as well. You just have become a target because a mod actually did something. Viva la Mods!

>>10400533
>Some stuff just does not do well on /tg/. This is one of them.

Up until just recently, MaidQuest has gone over VERY well indeed. Just look at the thirty-odd threads full of people contributing to the game.

>>10400552
Didn't a Janitor actually give us his blessing to run this? The only thing he didn't want us to do was post hentai pics, which Goshujin agreed to.

>>10400533
Actually it does pretty damn well here, considering.

>>10400533
>>10400557
Yeah, I kinda noticed that. I hate to blame summer for everything, but it did occur to me that up until two or three weeks ago, the threads would get a couple of haters who would quickly leave after a few angry posts.

I even had a nice discussion with one young man who tried to get me to improve my writing. I think I was drunk at the time, so I was probably rude to him, which makes me feel bad.

It's really funny, this is actually the fault of the pro-maid faggot sending up all the reports about the people who were not really reporting

>>10400565
Well that and cut out the crazy sex scenes, which was also agreed to.

Strangely, this is also what the trolls are complaining about. Maybe they missed the memo.

>>10400549
We were only going to do a meta thread, and we got that done with already

>>10400557
The trolls usually take a while to get organized. Once they get started they don't stop though.

>>10400550
sup/tg/ =/= /tg/

>>10400565

Indeed.

Guys, this is fucking blatant newfag /b/ level trolling and you're answering to it. Hide post, move on, kthx.

>>10400569
Are we going to continue with Maid Quest or keep on feeding the trolls?

>I think I was drunk at the time, so I was probably absolutely hilarious.
Fixed that for you, Goshujin-Sama.

bump

>>10400575

claiming abuse count as particularly disruptive trolling, which is a rules violation, herrderr

>>10400593
I actually didn't intend to RUN Maid Quest tonight, more than do a postmortem of what happened and take care of some bookkeeping I didn't get a chance to do last night. Sorry to disappoint.

>>10400593
Yeah, let's get this show on the road. Ignored trolls head for greener bridges after a bit.

>>10400580
still get sex scenes, just less interactive now

>>10400584

The sup/tg/ wasn't the only qualifier there. We still get the occasional non-MaidQuest MaidRPG thread here. Just not too often.

so, what boons did we earn precisely?

i missed the previous thread

were they the same ones listed for carmine and reginald for the halfway mark?

and if so, why did you choose carmine? now we loose angry sex

Part of the whole point of Maidquest is being a Master Troll

>>10400606
Pity. Hope the next thread is soon.

>>10400613
>>10400580
Put it this way: I will guarantee that I will never write anything as bad as Dranon's Delight.

>>10400528
The fact that those are going full swing while the trolls get up in arms about some rather soft core, and even then only rarely, fap fiction really amuses me.

Seriously; the Janitor gave Goshujin his blessing, this goddamn report abuse is only going to work so long for you guys.

Why can't minimize be used when its needed?

>>10400629

Whats that?

>>10400620
Carmine was chosen, I think, because the users think I'm getting sick and tired of her, which I am, and hope that the boon will make her more interesting.

We'll see how it goes.

>>10400629
>Dranon's Delight.
The only thing I have ever fapped to for which I feel guilty about doing so.

>>10400639

Can we still have Angry Sex with her?

>>10400638
Look it up on 1d4chan.

Keep a spork handy in case you need to use it on your eyes.

>>10400629
I'm going to hold you to that, sir.

>>10400569

>improve your writing

... the fuck? You've consistently been the best quest writer I've ever seen on /tg/.

>>10400593

Goshujin said it afore me, but... what he said. Once the actual quest is underway, it tends to steamroll right over the one or two haters as 30+ eager players pour in.

So, Goshuin-Sama, how does it feel to be the most popular guy on /tg/? The only other one who comes close is OP AGAIN, the guy playing in the Air War c.21 campaign who posts game transcripts.

>>10400629
I don't understand why everybody hates the sex-scenes. From your previous posts, even you seem to be trolled by having to write them. I completely content with that.

>>10400641
you felt guilty after dranons delight?

i felt slightly bored, too tame

>>10400639

I was under the impression we got Carmine and Reginald's boons.

>>10400647
Absolutely.

>>10400652
> The most popular guy on /tg/
. . . I feel like a whore who was just told that she's not a hooker, but a "Lady of the Evening."

>>10400639
I thought you decided "fuck it" and gave us both Reg AND Carmine.

So, what are we going to do with Alicia 'tomorrow'? Are we going to see how far we can get into her backstory and make her spill her guts? Or are we going to get into more wacky hijinks with PUSH the garbage disposal unit?

>>10400651
>>10400641
>>10400629

In before Final battle with Reg turns into DD

>>10400670
>>10400668
Yeah, you did. The question was about Carmine's Boon. If I gave you the impression you didn't get both, sorry.

>>10400673
I vote more about her backstory, followed by a healthy sexing on day 3.

Seriously, we need to complete her this trip, we don't have the time to spend so much time with her.

>>10400669
And what a 'Lady' you are!

>>10400648
>Keep a spork handy in case you need to use it on your eyes.

lolsorandum XD

Koyomi doesn't get nearly enough love

>>10400674

We realllly should have sicced felicia on reg

>>10400669
Best. Hooker Euphemism. Ever.

>>10400673
We should troll the shit out of her to trick her into revealing her past. Then have tender loving sex to show her we care. Best of all worlds.

>>10400670
Yes he did, and this pleases me

We got the Reginald Boon?

Fuck yes. We're gonna need that for the final battle.

>>10400686
Sorry if the was already asked, but will we be able to unluck to boons we didn't take?

Speaking of DD I am toying with the idea of doing the next one.
Without going into detail I can say it involves a plague marine.

I hate myself for having drawn up the outline...

>>10400692
I should dock XP for that. . .

In any case, when Maid Quest is over (which won't be for a while at this rate), I'm considering trying a new quest that will cause less rage. Perhaps Bliss Stage, the game of underage sex and giant dream robots.

Pic Related.

If you're not doing the quest tonight, can you say tomorrow or not, or just "later?"

>>10400718
iwasborntoseethis.jpg

>>10400721
Definitely not tomorrow. Maybe the night after.

>>10400706
ARE we going to actually have sex with Alicia while at Disneyworld? If so, what kind? Are we aiming for the usual HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUN or something different?

I'd suggest we wait for the most hilariously trolltastic moment, like sit her in our lap during a fucking parade or something or on a train ride (does Disneyworld have those miniature trains?) and give her some stealth sexing. But I'm also wary of the fact that people seem to be steering away from Alicia-banging.

>>10400718
>underage sex
>giant dream robots

Sounds like Amuro got his hands on the White Base kiddies...

>>10400718

Do a toku quest if you know what that is. What haters pile in.

>>10400735
Alicia banging is our holy duty, for this is 4chan, and she is a loli.

>I'm considering trying a new quest that will cause less rage. Perhaps Bliss Stage, the game of underage sex and giant dream robots

>>10400740
Is that the power rangers type thing? That makes my back itch.

>>10400735
People certainly do want to band Alicia, the problem is it needs to be the right time with her. We're getting her emotionally complete before physically complete.

>>10400749

Please do a touhou quest and every character is a trap/dickgirl.

>>10400749

And Kamen Rider.

And pic related.

>>10400712
Well the current boons were from the same list as the last time we had the option, so I think we might get a shot at more or all of them eventually

>>10400760
Go to Touhou-project.com for all the CYOAs you could ever want.

>>10400718
Were you around when that guy did Firstquest? That, along with this, was one of the two quests I ever liked.

>>10400776
Really, I only remember getting a boon for reaching the half-way mark. When did we get to choose again/before?

>>10400746
Best part? She's thousands of years old, so it's A-OK.

Doppleganger Damacy and this one are the only quest i'm following right now.

>>10400803

Recent information suggests it may be hundreds, not thousands. Shit is hazy.

But it's still awwwwwright.

>>10400781
Actually, no. I was inspired to do this by LictorQuest, which started out so awesome but bogged down after a while into . . . something.

Also my perverse sexual lust for women in aprons. :P But that's another story entirely.

>>10400800

I gave you two more boons for putting up with the whole drama from last night.

I'm fond of this, LordQuest, and ZeonQuest.

>>10400803
>>10400810
It's like those Japanese porn games, everybody is at least 18.

>>10400740
>>10400774
Now that you mention it, I was thinking about doing an episodic Kamen Rider Quest using Risus of all things. Might do it in on the other side of the clock though, as to avoid having Kamen Rider and Maid Quests overlap with one another.

...and it'll probably draw in a load of ticked-off immigrants from /m/. That'll be interesting.

>>10400825
Despite all sanity to the contrary.

>>10400813
Ah ok, missed the first thread.

>>10400832
>>10400825

>>10400832
Pigtails? Completely hairless body and flat chest? Schoolgirl uniform? Four-foot nothing? Nope, totally 18.

Dammit Japan, you're not fooling anybody.

>>10400813
Goshujin-Sama,
don't give up hope on this thing just because of a few trolls man
Maid Quest has been consistently awesome.
This disney arc has been a tad boring, but not too bad.

>>10400830
Ticked off guys from /m/? You could always do SUPER ROBOT WARS QUEST

>>10400820

Megacorp quest is good too. RDA just got it's arse handed to them by the Navi... and we're swooping in to pick Pandora clean.

>>10400830

The shitstorm and trolling will be worth it.

>>10400860

Theres one running at /m/ right now though.

>>10400852
HOLY FUCK KAMINA READS MAID QUEST

Wait, aren't you dead?

>>10400832
"Dude, she's your younger sister."
"But I'm only seventeen myself!"
"Did I say younger, I mean errrrrr younger looking sister. She's 22."
"Why does she still visit kindergarden if she's 22 for god's sake?"
"She's a teacher."
"...."
"...."
<Stick Penis in sister's: []mouth []vag00 []pooper>

>>10400735
Actually, we're going with "sometimes you don't have to fuck her hard" for Alicia. Converting a bitter former Demon Queen of Lust into our tsundere future wife requires a more delicate touch than we used with Felicia and Koyomi, or than we'd use on Samantha if Reggie wouldn't literally feed us our balls for doing so.

>>10400845

Delicious.

>>10400847
I think the age of consent over there is 14...

>>10400880
He came back from the dead just to read Maid Quest.

>>10400852
Ive actually rather enjoyed the Disney arc.

>>10400847
That's the best description of a twenty-something Japanese woman that I've ever seen.

>>10400876
Oh.. well not one for reading /m/ myself. Maybe I should check that out then.

>>10400880

Yes, but he rose to godhood right after that.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2563022/

>>10400881

Magick dopplegangers.

Enter all 3. trollface.jpg

>>10400880
I DIE?
FUCK
didn't see that coming

>>10400903
Well, if our main character came back from hell twice, Kamina can definitely manage a resurrection.

>>10400852

By the same token, I'm a total Disneyfag, so this has been one of the most fun aspects of the quest.

There's a lot for people to like here, which is why it draws so many fans. It's really one of the more three dimensional quests out there, despite it starting off as pure fapfiction.

>>10400863
is megacorp quest a continuation of the old corp quest?

cause that shit was also awesome, and also done by plasma

>>10400950

Not a continuation. But it is by plasma.

>>10400950
Plasma is doing a new quest?
Awesome!

I guess the reason I don't really like the disney arc is because my grandparents lived in Florida, and when my family visited them every year we would go there

so, I've seen it all, it's lost it's appeal

I was hoping Plasma was going to do that Rogue Trader quest he was talking about doing prior to starting MegaCorp or try to continue Deity of Logic.

>>10401013
Deity of Logic?

Anyway, off to bed now, but I'll give you guys a hint for the later quest, when it does restart:

The Silver Key that you got from Hell will cause a massive shift in the nature of the world. So don't use it lightly.

The Iron Key that you got from PUSH can be used on any door and opens into a pocket dimension. What is in that pocket dimension. . . you'll find out.

>>10400950
its not a continuation but just basically corp quest on a galactic scale, you can find them in the archives.

>>10400971
I think its the departure from the dramatic framework. As is we're supposed to use it to seduce Alicia, but that's our only goal. The only thing we really have to do.

I think the meeting Walt interlude was a good idea, but it didn't lead to any conflict (not as in he should've been an enemy, but he didn't have anything to do, just gave us a resource and provided a neat backdrop).

Just feels like without something to 'do' this section might fall flat and require a timeskip, which would be a shame as there's definitely some material here. One of my favorite last trip reports from a game was someone doing a Disneyland Zombie Apocalypse scenario, and while ridiculous, it seemed to work well.

I really think Disney's cheating death could come in here interestingly, perhaps some demon notices and decides its time he make his pact with the devil. While we're tricked into fighting them off to keep Alicia safe?

>>10400890

13 for women.

>>10401029
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Deity+of+Logic

He ran one session of it a while ago. I think I'm the only one that remembers it though. I've asked him about it in other threads, he says he wasn't prepared for how deep the players were going to make this when they decided to be the god of logic so he stopped it.

>>10401041

Pokemon?

Fa/tg/uy inherits a shitty beach house, a huge fortune, an awesome butler (Reginald) and his maid daughter (Samantha), and a demonic contract involving your soul and sex with maids.

Then the maid hires a trap, Kat(harine), who everyone loves. Then she hires Alicia and Felicia, who turn out to be the contracted demon and her familiar. The demon kills you. You go to hell.

Then you troll your way out of hell and your contract, and enslave Alicia to you via the power of LAW. You recover a paladin, Jehanne, and TrollHammer 40k FemMarine Carmine. Felicia joins you cause she's a horny kitty. Speaking of which, you have sex with her.

Then you hire a science officer (Koyomi) to inspect the alien sphere you discovered in the back of the alien's van where Samantha got molested by aliens (at your prodding [prod, lol]) at an earlier date. You proceed to have sex with said science officer while she's distracted with glorious Xenotechnology.

>>10401074
"I'm rich, and I need a yacht." So you quest for one. And find one. Except a giant squid is in possession of it. As a ploy, you trick it into tentacle-groping bro-trap Kat, which displeases both parties involved. Moreso since Kat nearly dies. You knifefuck that cunting squid and make that boat yours.

Katharine is struck by the incurable diseases known as Mental-trauma-brought-on-by-rejection-from-a-tentacle-monster-and-near-death-experience-itis and Lovesickness, and feels like ass because that would make him a homo-tranny, which makes both you and him feel uncomfortable. That, and he almost died. Alicia attempts to fix this (forced by contract) by magically making your bro into a non-tranny and stealing his love away. Many angers were had.

Side effect of stealing something, is that something becomes the property of the thief. Alicia gains a seed of love. Anon decides to capitalize on this.

Oh yeah, while you were in hell, Jehanne admitted that she became a paladin because she's a total nympho. Of course. SEX IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR WANTING IT. NOW GO KILL SOME DEMONS IN HELL FOR ME. So, around this point, you convince her to switch gods from Bahamut to the Goddess of Love Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now.

"Hey, finishing with that alien sphere, need a cyclotron lol." And thusly Black Mesa makes a house call to help Koyomi. And by "help Koyomi" I actually mean cause trouble. I don't remember this part of the quest well because I didn't like it that much. However, Carmine gains a Commissar outfit as Goshujin-Sama attempts to flesh her out better. It doesn't take that well, and verily, He was frustrated.

>>10401085
>>10401074
Chapter XVII: In Which Pooh Attempts to Fix Katharine's Love Issue
So he goes to hell in a handbasket with Alicia to get a burst of power so she can undo her fuck-up. Problem is, she's a weak former Queen with a lot of angry demons after her head. She goes there with MC, and attempts to do a heroic sacrifice. But we're the main character, WE'RE the ones who do the heroic sacrificing around here. And thusly we do. And go to hell again.

Problem is, Alicia kicks it right after, nullifying the whole thing. Anon gets mad, until we realize that with our body, the invading demons could have been all MUDOON, RECARM, MUDOON, RECARM for as long as they wanted. So she threw herself in there to give a better target. And so they raped and brutalized her instead (Fun fact: She regained her hymen when she lost her powers before, because she changed to a little girl body). IT IS AROUND THIS POINT THAT YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SORCERER. You troll your way out of captivity again, then take off on a bat out of hell to the mansion.

[INSERT EPIC BATTLE SCENE HERE]

>>10401101
>>10401085
>>10401074
After the most INCREDIBLE BATTLE EVER, you awaken in your room to discover that Samantha is an insane bisexual sadistic dominatrix. Yes, that Samantha, the mild-mannered, slightly quirky daughter Normally, you would find this awesome and bone her, but again, she is the daughter of the scariest man in the world. And you promised to beat her dad in 1 on 1 combat before you can marry her anyway. So you settle for magically making her your sub and giving her orgasms via direct stimulation of the womb.

Then you go to Disneyland with Alicia, because when you think disgraced succubus queens, you think Disneyland. After abusing your powers of LITTLE GIRL CUSTODIAN, you nearly get hijacked for being a pedo. Then you make your intended captors feel bad about themselves. Then you meet up with the Immortal God-Magician Walter Elias Disney and have dinner. Then curl up and have a relaxing non-sexytime with Alicia.

Then WAIT A MINUTE I FORGOT TO MENTION THE BUTLER THIS ENTIRE STREAM OF POSTS. Suffice to say, he is made of "Here's your tea sir," and "Oh dear, I do believe you stepped on that landmine I placed there so that you may step on it. Terribly sorry." Do not fuck with him.

And that's it so far.

>>10401074
>>10401085
>>10401101
>>10401111

>>10401126

Well, it is fairly accurate.

>>10401101
I though Alicia was captured by the demons, not killed.

>>10401126
Aww... he likes. I made it while you were banned, to vent my frustration and to make me feel like I've contributed to the quest in some way.

>>10401145

She got sent to hell. Either way works.

>>10401126
Is there some deeper meaning to the way you name your pictures?

>>10401074
>>10401085
>>10401101
>>10401111
That was nifty. Now we can just post this whenever someone asks what the quest is about.

>>10401042
i know i can find them in the archives

i was just wondering what precisely it was before i spent the next 80 hours reading archived quest threads

>>10401166

His HDD failed and the recovery program named them all that way?

>>10401166
Hard Drive Crash recently. I haven't been arsed to rename my damn pics.

>>10401210
>>10401209

HDD FailMind

>>10401210

Koyomi's nerd-based filename/tag OCD disapproves.

>>10401210
Thank you very much.

>>10401230
SPACES DO NOT BELONG IN FILE NAMES!!!

So, uh, any plan on dropping CARMINE in hell again?

>>10401272

No, we're turning her into a sexy commissar.

>>10401177
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Megacorp

Here is Megacorp, sirrah.

>>10401295
thank ye good sir

>>10401295
there's only six so far so its an easy read.

>>10401285

So, uh, she'll shoot us if we don't go along with what she wants.

I can see how well this is going to work.

>>10401339

No, we dominate her, take the gun and sodomize her with it.

Delicious fun.

>>10401272
>>10401285

>>10401354
No, we have to sodomize her with our ass cannon.

>>10401354

While screaming "IN MAIDQUEST MANSION, -YOU- FUCK COMMISSAR!"

>>10401339
No, she'll have to stand "attention" for our commissarial "inspection".

>>10401356
wait
her shoes end in sticks?
the fuck is this shit?
anyways, getting a pirate maid would be badass

>>10401354
>>10401365
I have to admit, I'm surprised that the fags in the threads haven't been doing more rape-an. I figured you guys would be raepin left and right.

>>10401365

Is that like an indirect kiss?

Of the butt-kind?

>>10401377

She has a penis?

>>10401381
/tg/ is a gentleman
we only publicly masturbate.

>>10401381

We haven't found someone rape-worthy. Everyone so far has been prime for brotastic casual sex, trolling or tender loving, but no-one's proven to be rape tier just yet.

Also Gentleman Asshole.

>>10401417
the fuck do you mean rape worthy?
I'm going to stay away from you now...

>>10401417
I must be doing it wrong, then.

>>10401431

Someone like a sexy yet hateful feminazi bitch with few to no redeemng features. That needs a good raping.

Currently, our maids are too awesome to do that too.

>>10401381
Nah, we may be a troll, but we're not an inelegant one. Everything we do has a purpose and is well timed.

>>10401393
No, she to stand stiff as a board while we cover every inch of her body with our semen.
Are you really that bad at metaphors?

>>10401459
And on that note, pic related. Good night.

>>10401459

No, my mind is just twisted by the prevalence of futa and traps. Accursed long-term 4chan exposure.

>>10401485
Only futa and traps? That's nothing, come back when you have more disturbing fetishes.

>>10401501

I never said those were the only things. I just mentioned them because they were the most directly relevant to that phrase.

>>10401485
My mind has gone exactly the other way, all penes are subconsciously removed from all pictures. It can be confusing, but I think it's better that way.

>>10401522

So do you mistake yourself for a flat girl when you look down?

>>10401459
This is a good idea. For Jehanne. For Carmine, I think a more traditional RAPE THE MAID is in order.

But yeah, I'd love to see SOMETHING sexy done with Jehanne when we get back to the house.

>>10401544
I imagine the Carmine scene going down after we argue about something trivial then suddenly ANGRY sex.

>>10401544

Collect all the dripping vaginal juices from the full-body bukkake in a bowl and have her drink it?

>>10401557

Sounds about right.

>>10401567

Yum.

>>10401534
Sadly, this only works with pictures and movies. Dicks still apply in real life.

>>10401579
have you learned the instant gaze aversion technique yet?

that one allows me to see penises when i'm actually prepared to (like porn) but when i don't want to see them i avoid looking at them the instant they hit my peripheral vision

>>10401664
I think every boy learns that a gym class.

>>10401709
So did I, but you still see people here getting trolled by penis images, so it looks like it didn't really take.

Goshujin, I just want to offer my two cents.

I hadn't been on /tg/ specifically -- or 4chan at all -- for nearly a year when I dropped in a couple weeks ago. I saw a Maid Quest thread, peeked in out of curiosity, and ended up participating.

I follow the twitter feed. I get involved when I can. This game is the only thing that has brought me to the board at all since the first day I saw it.

You're one of the better GMs I've played with, a solid writer, and the source of the only thing on the chans I give half a crap about anymore.

I just wanted to put all that out there.