Anybody? Nobody?

>quest
Oh no, you're going to invoke the wrath of the one-man army

>>10342706
Well it's a good thing I brought KlanKlan to crush him with her ginormous boobies.

Just ask your question, if someone knows the answer they'll give it.

Gimmie Quest.

maid quest, you say? I've been there since thread #1. sup?

>>10342706

>one man army

Actually, that faggotry was so amazing that a janitor showed up last night and dealt with it, then announced his presence.

>>10342793
I am here to formally request some OMGWRITEFAGGINGZ.

Drawfag in t'other thread said description was needed, so description we will have. I need someone who can provide some sort of textual descriptive of the various characters.

>>10342778

fukkin saved

>>10342838
This is some fan art someone posted in one of the threads. Just tell them to base it off this.

>>10342979
But pretty much everyone is ugly in that. They all look like...I can't really explain it, but they just look odd.

Also it's sideways.

>>10342838

Oh yes, for purposes of getting drawfagging done? I want that as well.

Well, Goshujin-sama *did* give descriptions of the various maids- quite good ones- but you'd have to troll through the old archives to find them. Lemme go scrounge them up...

>>10343008

For Jehanne:

>All right, let's get a description of naked Jehanne. Her skin is creamy white, and her long, blond hair has come loose of its hair clips, and is now soaking wet and matted around her shoulders. Although her body is toned and strong, it is not overly hard, and she still has some softness to her. Her legs are long and shapely, and her high, perky breasts are not particularly large, but certainly enough to be pleasantly soft. A little more than a nice handful, perhaps, and her pink nipples are standing up hard in the cool, empty chamber. It doesn't hurt that she's also soaking wet and covered in monster drool.

>>10343105
Am I to understand that Jehanne is basically Saber, but more sexy-awesome?

>>10343133
Pretty much. She's also a closet bisexual masochist.

Take your fetish shit elsewhere.

>>10343133

Pretty much, yes. And that's a good thing.

RAMIREZ! RAPE THAT MAID!

>>10343158

>>10343157
>>10343200
EXCELLENT!

And we left her in the tender loving care of our ultra-dominatrix bisexual redhead(?) with orders not to orgasm at all ever.

Good god, MaidQuest is awesome. Trolliest protagonist ever.

Here we go, description of Samantha:

>Samantha pulls her dress off over her head, revealing a slender, although not overly skinny body. Her breasts are high and small: a little more than a handful, maybe, or at least, that's what it seems like. You're not sure if she came dressed like this expecting bedroom action," or if she always wears this under her uniform, but her lingerie is. . . particularly lacy, and includes thigh-high stockings and a garter belt.

From previous threads we know that she has long, silver hair, and DEM LEGS.

>>10343226
Sam is a Brunette. Kat is the redhead.

>>10343287

>>10343300 here, I stand corrected about Sam. Kat does have red hair, though.

>>10343300
>>10343287
As per Maid Quest 26:

Samantha: Silver-Blonde
Koyomi: Green
Katherine: Red
Jehanne: Blonde
Alicia: Black
Felicia: Undefined, probably blue
Carmine: ANGRY

>>10343226
Oh, Jehanne's still allowed to orgasm... Just not unless the Master is there.

>>10343287
Samantha is skinny, modestly endowed, platinum hair, Sailor Venus legs and likes lingerie, guns, and making other girls squeal.

Best. Maid. Ever.

So here's Kyomi:

>She's sitting on your couch looking up at the ceiling curiously, murmuring to herself as she crosses her arms and writes down figures on a notepad. Sounds like measurements. She's wearing a white lab coat and jeans. Her hair is carelessly tied up into two pigtails, and a pair of large, coke-bottle thick glasses frame her eyes.

She's got more cleavage then the others, but a small, slender body, according to various descriptions.

>>10343436
So she's a petite yet busty SCIENCE nerd with glasses?

>>10343362

Damn straight. I nearly chocked with laughter during the whole "shooting range date" thing, when she coyly let us "show" her how to shoot, then effortlessly squeezes off six shots with perfect form.

She can troll almost as well as the protaganist can.

>>10343472
Her type is heroine/loli.

>>10343210
ramirez should be the maid that actually gets maid stuff done

>>10343472

With green hair, yes. Quite preoccupied, but raunchy as hell. She jumped us when we first met her.

Wait... Now I'm confused...
>>10342979
top to bottom:
Kyomi
Sister Cath
???
Reg
Us
Sam
Kat
Alicia
Felicia

...
Who the hell if the 3ed?!

>>10343506

No, fuck that asshole. He disrespected classic rock.

>If the Covenant want to wipe out this particular part of my heritage, that's fine by me!

>>10343509
3rd is Sister Carmine, the second one is Jehanne.

>>10343531
Wait...
FFFFFuuuu-

Ok. Now I feel retarded.

>>10343531

Speaking of, Carmine and Kat are the two maids we don't have good descriptions for, because of various circumstances. Kat is going to be getting a new body via genderswap soon- perhaps- (being a trap, natch,) and Carmine is half-eldar or some shit like that.

We know that Carmine is slender and short out of her armor.

As for Felica... I dunno.

>>10343564
Don't worry, you're a namefag. I didn't expect anything less.

>>10343509
Second one is Jehanne. Third, I think, is either Kat or Sister Carmine.

>>10343582
half-eldar half vampire female angry marine

>>10343582
She's a half Eldar half vampire angry marine/commissar. She was supposed to make everyone rage but people just glossed over that and made her a maid.

>>10343582
Carmine is half-eldar and half-vampire. She's also a female angry marine.
Goshujin is rather upset about /tg/'s attachment to her.

>>10343618
She is not an angry marine. She was a bolter bitch and stole the armor.

>>10343509
Here.

>>10343506
Ramirez should be our chef.

RAMIREZ
MAKE A SANDWICH
WITH THIS ROBOT

>>10343645
Nope. She stole a sister of battle's armour and was allowed to follow the angry marines around as long as she had her own armour and weapons. Hell, they even allow that moron Fucklaw to ride around with them.

>>10343645
just going by what's been stated instead of what has been implied.

We've half-succeeded in pulling Carmine away from her PERPETUAL RAGE. Now we just need to angst the shit out of her until she tips over from ANGRY to PLEASE LOVE ME and we'll have a pretty awesome maid.

That and confiscate that damn armor. She doesn't need it. Her reliance on it is a psychological crutch.

>>10343661
They've got to fix Jehanne's height if we request more art, she's a head taller than Reginald.

Samantha?

>>10343679
Gha.
Need to reread all of the old threads.
Possibly when its not 5 in the morning.

>>10343679
They don't really mind as long as you're a good fighter and demonstrate RAGE OF FURY I guess.

Also
>Kat
>redhead trap
I know exactly what Kat's new body should look like.

>>10343699
I'm pretty sure her armor is in storage since we switched her into the sexy commissar outfit. Also, I think half the reason we keep her around is for angry sex at some point.

>>10343689

she actually said as much.

>>10343699

She's got the commisar's outfit now, which means that she loses CRUSH MAIM KILL strength, but gains STYLE AND PANCHE.

>>10343618
>>10343626
>>10343633
>>10343645
>>10343679
>>10343689
>CARMINE - Carmine's Boon will drop her completely out of Angry Marine status. It will instead switch her to the Order Famulous Branch of the Adeptus Sororitas and immediately starts her romance storyline, instead of having to spend a lot of time to raise your relationship with her.

>>10343778
We really should have gone for that boon instead of Samantha's. Her's was fun in the end, but we got no game bonus really.

>>10343778
So?

By the way, I do hope that we will get a few more chances to achieve the other boons offered to us. That boring session with Sam was hardly worth it.

>>10343778
But we didn't take that, did we? We took something else.

Oh hey, I totally have a picture of Jehanne AND Sam.

>>10343810
Koyomi's has the best mind switch with the alien android
>Koyomi's Boon completely remakes her character. It will end the storyline with the mysterious alien sphere and change her stats completely, into something much more powerful.

>>10343853
Fuck no, we need our SCIENCE maid. Remember, she's hornier than Felicia AND can deliver awesome SCIENCE on demand.

We need her to install a gravity-drive on our NICE BOAT so we can fucking fly it over...whatever country we live in.

>>10343853
Actually she'd be a gynoid, not an android.

>>10343818
that's the only time i have seen it implied that she isn't an angry marine

>>10343810
Yes, but now we get kinky three-ways with Jehanne now.

>>10343853
All except of the boons except Sam's and Jehanne's sounded interesting. Maybe we'll get another shot.

>>10343884
science combat gynoid

>>10343889
Oh shit! I just realised who Koyomi is!

She's fucking Shion.

>>10343661

>Ramirez should be our chef.

BRILLIANT

>>10343904
I think we should be able to either unlock one after the fight with Reginald or spend a ton of experience to purchase one.

>>10343917
>>10343930
>>10343889
We need to get Koyomi to reprogram the Sectoid assassin-bot to be a totally loyal, totally awesome KOS-MOS clone. Complete with hammerspace arsenal of epic guns.

WHILE BANGING HER SENSELESS

>>10343832

BY JOVE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT

>>10343930

Hmmm.

>>10343970
They needed genetic material to create it. I'm personally hoping for something that's closer to teh Rei.

>>10343980
Or well, it WOULD fit if Rin were platinum blonde, not a brunette.

>>10343930
>>10343970
Oh gods, I see it too now.

>>10344005
any genetic material or just female genetic material.

>>10344005
And whose genetic material did we give it? Sam's. Give it Koyomi too and it'll have blue hair, EPIC GUN SKILLS, big boobs and a finely toned body. And Koyomi can reprogram her to be totally subservient, of course.

>>10344050

We really have to start training for the big fight. When we return from Disneyland it'll be like day 18 of 30. Definietly need to find we to get stronger, maybe pump ourselves up with magic somehow or get some robotic parts grafted into us with Koyomi's help.

>>10344111
Only 18 of 30. Remember all the wacky shit we achieved in just ten days.

But all of this is presumptuous. We need to focus on giving Alicia the TIME OF HER LIFE for the next two and a half days.

We must also get her back in that sundress at least once.

And possibly BANG HER LIGHTS OUT. IN DISNEYWORLD

>>10344040
>"The device is at 99% capacity! If you enter my genetic information. . ."
>"This one needs just one more set of genes to activate and begin creating the clone."

what would happen if we gave it ours?
99females and 1 male

>>10344161
>BANG HER LIGHTS OUT. IN DISNEYWORLD
During the electric lights parade.

>>10344193
We'd get dickgirl assassin instead of KOS-MOS.

While I have nothing against an awesome Sectoid dickgirl slave gynoid, KOS-MOS IS BETTER

>>10344161

Somehow I think a lot of people will be swinging for keeping her in the Alice in Wonderland outfit, due to some long-repressed urges from childhood.

The fact that the Johnny Depp sequel-thing has a mature and totally smoking actor playing Alice won't help any.

>>10344223
I'm so glad we reflowered her.

>>10344223
Well we can have Alicia in Wonderland for a while, that's just fine by me. A dress like that makes it much easier for her to go commando without anyone noticing. Which leads to greater chance of sneak peeks and/or impromptu lolidemon sexxings.

We should take her into the Tower of Terror and bang her in the elevator or something.

>>10343777
why am i picturing commissar raege now?

>>10344250
And then that demon lord re-de-flowered her...

>>10344304
And then we used magic to reflower her again.

>>10344304
?
We gave her another after that.

>>10344304
we healed that

>>10344304
And then we decided to work our magic in the opposite way and gave it back to her (simply healing Alicia would have been rather lame).

Well then, we need to introduce Alicia to our brand new game of Pop The Lolidemon.

We also need to seriously think about what we'll be DOING for the next two days. We have all of fucking Disneyworld to go through after all. And we need to plan just how we're going to reveal our EPIC TROLL to her and make her have a tsunderegasm.

>>10344304
didn't she look like bayonetta originally?

It's going to be pretty dangerous from now on back at the mansion though. We've entered into a trolling contest with Samantha, and I doubt she will play nice. She said she would be ready for magic tricks next time too.

We should probably get some secret weapons on the way back from Disneyworld.

>>10344367
No. She LIKED Bayonetta.

Anyone else remember that? She was playing Bayonetta. Repeatedly.

Our lolidemon isn't just a video game nerd, she's a pervy video game nerd. WHO LIKES BAYONETTA

>>10344388
And haet Samantha.

>>10344398
that's it we gang up on sam. plus we need to learn to pick locks

>>10344388
Alicias FIRST description
"The other young lady is. . . well, her body is certainly something to write home about. Boobs bursting out of her blouse, practically. Long, straight black hair, and a pair of small, wire-rimmed glasses."

>>10344398
We need to get her to go all possessive/protective mode on us by the time we leave Disneyworld, so we can get her into a trollfight dominatrix battle with Sam. Hopefully, Samantha will be a good sport about it, judging by her apparent sense of humour so far.

It'll also help us get the two of them together and less likely to nuke the world should we start RELATIONSHIPing them both at once.

>>10344443
so.... just like bayonetta then

>>10344398
I still don't understand why anybody could want Sam as our main waifu.

>>10344443
>>10344462
So she's channelling, or she's just a horny video game nerd? Or both?

We need to get her some glasses, though. A horny little blonde loli with classy reading glasses is hot.

And I'm out of worksafe Evangeline pictures.

>>10344469
She can dom for the entire rest of the harem.

>>10344469
Dem legs man, dem legs.

>>10344494
>And I'm out of worksafe Evangeline pictures.
...so?

>>10344494
or let her go back to her original form

>>10344494
>blonde loli

Alicia: Black

>>10344469
Dem legs, dat British accent, plus she seemed like the purest of all of them (her type was Pure/Pure) until we learned that she's secretly Jehanne's lesbian dominatrix.

>>10344469
Because she's Pure/Pure she knows FUCKING GUNS, she's getting better at cooking, she's a survivalist awesomesauce, she's a bisexual dominatrix, has no real problems with us fooling around with other girls (as long as it's just the other maids) and is generally just PERFECT WIFE MATERIAL.

I am so sad I don't have any pics of girls with small titties and silver hair. ;_;

I personally would prefer Alicia as the Beta Female to our Alpha Male, not Samantha.

In addition, Sam practically fell into our lap and feels somewaht unrewarding. On the other side, we've spent practically 2/3rds of the quest so far on Alicia, one oway or another.

>>10344569
I must agree.

>>10344528
I'm going fucking insane.

I'll need to find a different template for Alicia, then, since Eva is out.

Wouldn't the Queen of Lust make a better harem lead than gun girl?

>>10344518
do this

>>10344609
It'd be better if she could switch forms. Best of both worlds.

Anyone here seem familiar?

Problem, fa/tg/uys?

>>10344569
We haven't had an interesting encounter with Sam since our flirt on the firing range. She just seems rather boring to me and the whole bisexual dominatrix thing feels like it has been tacked on to make her a bit more interesting. She isn't worth a duel with Reg either.

>>10344589
>>10344569
>>10344580
So Alicia shall be our first wife, Sam our second?

I don't think this situation is going to be easy to resolve, though. It might be a good idea to get the two of them competing (within certain limits of course) and if Alicia can prove her dominance over Samantha, then everything works out fine.

Also I am hereby nominating Azusa as our Alicia-template. All in favor?

>>10344640
how do you explain the handcuffed to the bed scene then?

>>10344640
SOMEBODY MISSED A BONUS SCENE

>>10344638

>>10344670
>>10344660
Nope, I didn't miss that scene. I just don't deem it interesting.

>>10344658
>Azusa
Nah dude. Way too nice, need some edge in there.

>>10344638
..someone show Goshujin-sama next quest

>>10344640
>We haven't had an interesting encounter with Sam since our flirt on the firing range.

That's because we've been focusing on all of our other maids. Namely, Alicia.

She'd have better things happen if we spent more time with her.

>>10344622
Yes. We need to do something with the Ace of Spades to turn it into a switcheroo device.

>>10344638
Not really.

>>10344640
>>10344660
>>10344670
Samantha is the only one so far who's managed to face us on our own level of EPIC TROLLERY. She deserves respect, at the least. Also she has Sailor Venus legs.

Engage.

>>10344700
But she's so incredibly boring compared to all our other maids. Every other option is always more interesting than interacting with her.

>>10344696
I mean physically.

>>10344714
Off: Fuck it.

>>10344729
So after we get back from Disneyworld, we need to ask Goshujin-sama to do something more interesting with Sam.

Or we could have fun trolling her WHILE in Disneyworld. Stuff like give Jehanne remote orders.

>glue vibrating egg in Sam's panties
>play with controls at random

We really haven't devoted that much time to Alicia. In the first portion we didn't do bugger all with her until we went into her tower to kill her. When we got her back as a loli we ignored her for a long time. It's only recently we spent a lot of time with her, and the main reason we started doing that was to get Kat's love back.

>>10344706
Oh come on, Alicia's trollery has literally been the driving force behind the entire quest. How can Sam match up to that?

>>10344729
Like I said. The more time we spend with her, the more interesting she'll get. Goshujin-sama will add plot-hooks and funny scenes to those we spend time with.

She's nowhere near as bad as Carmine. Why the hell did we hang onto her again?

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>>10344731
I guess, she's got the requisite loli-bod. Wouldn't use the hairstyle though.

>>10344756
>>10344755
Well then, let's focus on DISNEYWORLD for now and think about what the fuck to do with Sam once we get back.

>>10344756
To break her in. Also, ANGRYSEX.

>>10344756
Huh, I like Carmine myself and would gladly trade her for Sam.

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>>10344768
Azusa is actually hot as shit with her hair down.

Also we need to stick Kitty Ear Headband on Alicia while we're here. At least once.

>>10344788
You do know we have a Janitor now right? Spamming won't get you what you want anymore.

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>>10344814

I doubt he's on 24/7 given his previous track record.

Samantha had next to personality except being good with guns before the dom session. Why did you fuckers like her?
I'm serious considering never joining another maidquest out of rage.

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>>10344833

>>10344833
I guess you're missing a "no" in your first sentence.

>>10343158
>>10342720
Go, KlanKlan! ^^

>>10344833
Fine? It's not like your loss will be detrimental to the the quality of the quest. If someone that little pisses you off then losing you is probably better in the long run.

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>>10344858
Are you really that retarded?

i think that the cook should double as an alchemist

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>>10344873
To quote a certain asshole on the Internet, if liking Sam makes me stupid, then call me Retard McSpackypants.

>>10344833
10/10 would rage again.

Okay so far, we seem to have a few major agendas to see to over the foreseeable future.
1. Make Alicia orgasm repeatedly.
2. Do something more interesting with Sam. Maybe peek on her awesome domme sessions.
3. Get Koyomi to build KOS-MOS
4. Fix Kat. For good.
5. Have an awesome fucking six-way orgy on our awesome boat of win.

Did someone say dark haired elegant flatchested tsundere?

I think someone did.

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>>10344917
Oh shit I totally didn't see it.

But she's not loli.

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>>10344915
How shall we set about training to defeat Reginald?

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>>10344962
Alicia can help us MAGIC?

>>10344915
Add
>Make Alicia our primary leading lady.
to that and we're good.

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>>10344962

You're under the asumption we need to win. It only needs to be suitably close that Sam steps in before we get killed to fuck and daddy lets his little girl be happy (with future rematches in store).

>>10344979
How about no?

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>>10344979
No, I stand by my previous statement.

We need to help Alicia make HERSELF our leading lady. An epic dominance fight between Alicia and Sam could only possibly end in the hottest sex ever in the history of the universe.

You know, I'm pretty sure Reg can be taken care of without a fight. In our promise to him we made him accept that if Sam moved on US first we wouldn't hurt her by turning her down.

I think this leaves us with an easy and quick way to accomplish our goal in that area.

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>>10345029
Yes.

Have her and Alicia go all MORTAL KOMBAT. Except replace "Mortal Kombat" with "sex competition".

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Man, I have to catch up. I stopped reading just at the start of Black Mesa arc.

Also, Jehanne. That's really my only major sticking point with making Alicia the new mistress. Jehanne does not like her at all and she DOES like Samantha. Obviously... uh... a lot. It could cause problems.

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oh look, the one man army nigger. brotip, a janitor is gunning for you.

reported; enjoy your ban.

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I, for one, am at least a little upset that we don't have any maids dealing with the fetish of size-changing; we have no Fairymaids and no Giantmaids. but I suppose there's a point where things get too kinky for /tg/.

Currently our plan is to both Troll and Cuddle the loli-demon. I think someone mentioned a Tsundergasm? That seems like a decent idea.
Hopefully we'll complete Alicia's storyline here.
Then we get back to the mansion and complete Kat's storyline.
We've already done Samantha and Jehanne's stories; I'm unsure if Felicia even HAS a story. But whatever the case, we have 7 possible maid storylines, and we'd better get movin'!

>>10345088
Yes, this will be difficult. However I remain confident that we can, somehow, settle everyone in such a way that we end up with SIX FUCKING WIVES and a hot catgirl who gives us sex every morning.

Whom we need to give some fucking attention when we get back. Poor neglected Felicia is neglected.

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>>10345118
We had the option to give Felicia a story with a boon but we didn't do it. She still has a roll bumping up our hidden sex stat though.

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>>10345138
We're going to order everyone to cuddle the Felicia.
... Well, not Alicia. I think sleeping with your own familiar is incestuous.
But everyone else, yes.

Felicia is nice but I don't think interesting enough for a story of her own. At best she can be a side element of Alicia's at this point since we passed up giving her a seperate one.

>>10345118
you are forgetting Koyomi

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>>10345118
As previously mentioned, we're still planning to pull the whole "THE LOVE IS IN YOUR HEART" troll on Alicia at the end of our trip, and we need to get her deredere level to maximum for it to work.

We may have finished Jehanne and Samantha, technically, but we haven't really gotten much out of Sam yet. We totally need to gatecrash the party or something. Using Jehanne as a proxy would be WIN INDEED because then we could just make HER do all the work without breaking our word to Reginald.

Felicia? We just need to sex her some more.

We also need to visit Koyomi, make some requests, and give her a screaming fucking orgasm or two just to remind her why she works for us.

>>10345172

we should buy her a cat-toy and play with her. Fucking is all fine and good, but a guy has to take a break every now and then.

... y'know, at least for an hour or two.

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>>10345195
Is that really a troll? It sounds more like a romantic plot revelation or something.

>>10345195
Any votes on this people?

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>>10345201
cat-nip

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>>10345244
Me

>>10345221
It's a romantic plot twist, but it's also a troll of epic proportions. Alicia is a tsundere who pretends not to be, remember. She's also still convinced she's only feeling affection for us because she has Kat's love inside her.

She is totally going all tsundere mode on us and we are going to make her blush herself to death due to ENGINE ERROR

>>10345244
Eh, it sounds somewhat far in the future. I'm sure we are going to get some TWEESTS when we get home after the trip anyway. Let's wait with those plans for now.

Also you forget that Samantha is just waiting to troll the fuck out of us when we get back. We will need to be on the lookout.

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>>10345291
>far in the future
That may be

>troll the fuck out of us
If Jehanne propositions us within the first ten hours of our being back, IT'S A TRAP. And not in the delicious sense.

Okay maybe in the other delicious sense.

Just be ready.

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after Koyomi finishes reprogramming the Mysterious Alien Sphere we should wank into it then have Koyomi mind swap into it.

>>10345340
I would expect Jehanne to proposition us the second she gets us alone. Remember that we restricted her from reaching climax unless it was in our presence.

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>>10345340
but she will do that anyways because we just denied her orgasms of 3 days

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>>10345378
God no. As trolltastic as this idea sounds, I still say we should just buttrape her with the probe and make her make us a KOS-MOS clone.

Only with less guns and more sex.

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>>10345429
but then we can't double team the other maids quiet as well.

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>>10345394
>>10345415
I meant if she tries not-so-subtly to get us alone so we can do the hustle, especially if in the company of others, then she's probably under orders from Sam. To troll us.

In which case we take her upstairs, give her a good spanking and then jizz on her face. And leave her there.

She's an extremely submissive masochist size-queen, I think she can take three days without an orgasm.

>>10345429
If we do that we need to free up a maid slot. Who will we kick for KOS-MOS?

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>>10345451
KOS-MOS can pull giant fucking guns out of literally nowhere.

What makes you think Koyomi wouldn't figure out how to make her grow a penis?

>>10345491
Nah, KOS-MOS clone isn't a maid. She's our awesome robo bodyguard/sex toy. We can leave her in Koyomi's care mostly.

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>>10345512
That's like saying Carmine doesn't take up a maid slot, she's an unromancable ANGRY/ANGRY throwaway. (Not anymore, but she was for a while)

Or that Felicia doesn't take a slot just because she has no quest and never does anything but sex.

>>10345534
Carmine I can understand, she could conceivably have a story and stuff.

Felicia, now that I think about it she shouldn't really take up a slot. She's awesome and all, but she really should be attached to Alicia. Or just attached to us now that we own her. Literally.

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Well this is archived, we can point Goshujin-sama to it next maidquest to get any answers or ideas or whatever handled.

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You know I recall from last quest that Goshujin-Sama said we could still have Sam hire staff members. I assume this isn't just limited to maids so I guess we could conceivably hire more people to sex up, they just wouldn't be maids.

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>>10345603
Or WE can refer to it so we remember what to suggest/ask/put forth.

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>>10345616
No. We only RAPE THE MAIDS.

The maids are our personal harem.

We can at least be that faithful, can't we?

>>10345616
Dunno, I was thinking it was limited to like chefs and stuff to get the mansion up to snuff.

>>10345626
Either one.

>>10345616
where was this limit stated?
1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
3. Have sex with at least three of them.
was all i could find

>>10345664
alchemist/witch chef maid

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>>10345665
In one of the threads Goshujin-sama was all like "And with that your maid positions are all filled."

I think it was the thread we hired Koyomi in.

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>>10345678
We totally need to call her Ramirez. Every fucking time.

>>10345665
He said about a dozen or so threads in we reached our limit on the amount of maids we could hire. Last thread he said

> 3. Special Assignments: Samantha can be told to hire on new staff members if needed.

I'm just saying if we want add things like say a hot security chief, we could.

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>>10345727
>hot security chief
Sectoid KOS-MOS clone.

>>10345747
But her sense of taste would be positively...

alien.

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>>10345770

>>10345770
she would be a clone of at least 99 human women.

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>>10345809
99 women, but a bitch ain't one.

Oh wow. Not only is there a fan-thread for Maid Quest, I am completely -awed- by its magnitude.

Some people are really serious about their fap fiction, aren't they?

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>>10345831
I suppose, yeah. It's a fun little quest in my opinion. I make no apologies.

>>10345831
MaidQuest isn't just fapfic. It's delicious troll-filled crazy awesome fapfic.

See: STARTING A WAR IN HELL BY TROLLING A GREATER DEMON LORD

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>>10345727
i have been searching though the archives and still haven't found this limit you speak of.

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I'm not sure who's the more pathetic one. The people talking about MaidQuest, or the guy who keeps spamming 40k images on this one thread, over and over again, when he probably has better things to do.

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