You peer again over the sheer edge. You seem suspended on a thread of rock, with the safety of your friends at one end, and the unfathomable eternal fog at the other. Beside you, 13 seems to have taken interest, plodding uncertainly towards Walters and the others. You drag back, the chain that binds you catching your wrist painfully.
"Come now, the solution is so -obvious-." the voice says, chuckling in the wicked breeze. "How desperately you cling to your pathetic shell."
You look once more down at the bone-shattering rocks, then at the horror chained to your wrist.
"Helen!" Walters shouts. "You need-"
You don't let him finish. With decisive action, you wrap your arms around 13 and plunge over the edge, your blood covering you both. You feel yourself falling, falling...and a touch, light, on your shoulder.

"Helen," Walters says. "You need to wake up."
You open your eyes, squinting against the slivers of morning puncturing Jacob's blinds. He's standing at the side of the bed; oh my, you're in his bed. At least his sheets are comfortable. Oh my, you can feel the sheets against your bare skin.

>Oh my.
>What do?

bump?
bump!

>oh my

>oh my

quest cancer

>oh my
indeed.

Care to elaborate?
>With -excruciating- detail?

>>10234045
Cancer Quest! Now THERE'S an idea!

>>10234047
>Not at this precise moment, no

Snatch away our fedora

>>10234065
oh well, can't have everything you want...

...I guess get some clothing on, or something?

>>10234058

There's already a crabquest. It would be redundant.

"What's going on? Where am I? Why do I have such a crushing feeling of disappointment and unmet expectations?"

You sit up, drawing the sheets around yourself.
"Sorry," Walters says. "I don't have any girl's clothes that could fit you. You could wear that robe you had, or some of my clothes, for the time being."
"What were you dreaming about? You looked upset."

>Note: Depending on how fast my side-writing is, stay tuned after the BloodQuest for shameless eroticism

>>10234097
Damn, next time I'll read till the end

>>10234162
Just don't include Clara, please.

>>10234142
Whatever he has that is least awkward then.

>>10234139
What? No.

We should feel AWESOME!
>What do
Feel great

EXULT IN OUR FEMININITY.

>>10234142
"It was... nothing. But if you have any clothes that might fit me, that would be nice."

>>10234192
"Um...whatever fits the best, I guess..."
You end up putting on a pair of belted slacks and a white, long-sleeved dress shirt. You pull off the tomboy-ish look fairly well.
>exult, feels good man, etc.
"You look good today," Jacob says, standing in the doorway. "Almost happy, even."

"You two are cute enough to make me choke," Garfield says.

>>10234286
What does Garfield think of all this, anyway?

>>10234097
>Heading out for a bit.
>I'll post my updated archive when I get back.
>Have fun kiddos.

>>10234286
"Oh come on now, are you telling me that you didn't enjoy whatever happened last night, Garfield?"

We need to figure out whats been going on. What happened after our confrontation with Naryl?

Fuck year blood quest

A few minutes while I catch up on what I missed last night after I fell asleep

>>10234328
HOT BLOOD ON WOMAN ON MAN ACTION! ACHTUNG, BABY!

>>10234286
>There is something sexy about women in men's clothes. Doesn't work the other way around though.

Don't worry Garfield, you're still my most intimate companion. How you doing?

But, like, not within hearing of Jacob. We don't want to destroy his manly confidence.

>>10234373
Gamine.

Ah, Bloodquest, excellent.

Been meaning to ask, how high do we have to get our bloodbond before this happens?

I demand CripQuest

Ask Jacob if he slept well, assuming he slept on the couch instead of with us. And if he DID sleep with us, how snuggly were we?

"I was dreaming about...About what's ahead.".

"We...Did, Didn't we?"

Cue look away. Then back. Then away. Then back. Damnit! This is (As far as we know) our first time. Show some emotion!

"Oh, come on, Garfield. You know it's not that bad..." Walk up and kiss Walters.

Also, can somebody give me a recap of 23?

"Oh come on now, are you telling me that you didn't enjoy whatever happened last night, Garfield?" you say after Walters leaves, presumably to cook breakfast.
Garfield remains staunchly silent for a few seconds.
"I tried my best to ignore whatever it was you were doing. Mating...is a strange concept."

Ramiel is stoically munching on a piece of toast when you enter the living room, while Walters fries himself an egg.
"I'm, uh...out of meat," he says, "but I got the paper before you woke up." he gestures to the newspaper on the kitchen counter.

"SIN CITY IN SHAMBLES" the headline reads. According to the article, Subject 13 dug a new canyon in a perfectly straight line from San Francisco to Las Vegas, where it is now stymieing all attempts at removal.

"EUROPEAN CRISIS AVERTED" another headline proclaims. It seems that, aware of the extenuating nature of Germany/Central Europe's actions, the rest of Europe has agreed to resume the status quo, with no penalties imposed. "It was a vengeful attitude that precipitated World War 2," one governmental authority is quoted as saying. "Having narrowly avoided World War 3, we see no reason to provoke World War 4 just yet."

>>10234373
Clearly you are on the wrong board, sir. /tg/ - Traps & Gays

>>10234449
Blood is life, blood is order....
??????

>>10234429
>Holy shit that's awesome. Saved.

>>10234286
Wake up Ramiel. We need to find our team. At the very least, we need to get moving.

>>10234465
"Well, looks like our crazed friend is back doing what she does best."

>>10234484
I wanted to do some bq fanart, and realized garfield wasn't getting any love.

>>10234450
>>10234458
Setting the paper aside, you plant a small kiss on Jacob as he cooks, still somewhat unsure of yourself. He smiles.
"Don't distract me," he says, the smile widening despite his efforts.
"Did you sleep well?" you ask.
"...in a manner of speaking," he says with a wink.

" 'Did you sleep well?' " Garfield says in a falsetto. "*mwah mwah mwah*" he continues, in an imitation of kissing noises that is more frightening than accurate.

"What is our plan?" Ramiel says, interrupting the tender scene. "Your allies are in Europe, are they not? How are we to reach them?"

>>10234513
>Blood beasts that we can "summon" from our body? Extra limbs and all that?

>>10234465
"She loves to make some noise, doesn't she."

We need to make sure Garfield knows he's important to us and we <3 him. Sounds like he's a little jealous about sharing us. :3

>>10234543
We have allies here, too... at one of the Arkham bases.

>>10234543
"I don't think we can fly that far on our own, can we? Maybe we can charter a small plane or something like that."

>Garfield better not be getting jealous.

Try calling that phone they left with us and see if Clara or Creed happened to keep it.

>>10234589
I think GarfieldxHelen fapfiction is probably inevitable, so who cares if he gets jealous? He'll end up getting some anyway.

>>10234568
We've also kind of disregarded him and been like "BLOOD WHIPS NOW BITCH" for most of the quest. He'll be all like "Can we NOT fight the eldritch thing?" and we'll be like "FUCK YEAH BRING IT ON OUTER GODS" instead.

Just saying maybe we should show our blood some love too.

>>10234607
Zalgo has a point, if abstract. We need to let him know we care about him.

He was also our first friend back when we were being tortured menatally and physically. And has a closer connection with us than Walters could possibly have, even if it turns out to be Good End ect. in that department.

Garfield is always my number one man.

>>10234633
We fed him massive amounts of HAM last night!! What more does he want?

Get something to eat for garfield. Something substantial.

Also, try calling both of our old phones. See if we can get in touch with our old team and that one subject who went after spider king (I think it was 96 or something)

>>10234599
You use the apartment's phone (lol, who still has a landline? Apparently Jacob Walters, that smooth motherfucker) and dial your old cell. There is no answer.
"Yeah," Walters says. "Like I said, when I tried it yesterday, somebody answered speaking German. Whatever happened over there, your team doesn't have it anymore."
"Hold on, I need to...er...use the restroom." you say.

"Garfield," you begin once in privacy. "You know I....appreciate you...right?"
"You what." Garfield says.

BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!

Yeah, get our blood something to nom. Something good.

"I'm heading out to get a bite for Garfield, I'll be back by the time breakfast is ready!" Kiss Walters on the way out.

"Yeah...I really do. You've been there with me since the beggining...you've been the only friend I've had in most situations...Garfield, you've been around when no one was...I...I wanted to thank you."

>>10234694
"Appreciate. I like having you around, beyond the whole carrying oxygen thing. I couldn't ask for better blood. God that sounds weird."

>>10234694
"You were the first and closest thing to a friend I can recall having. Closer than that, actually. More like family. Heh...blood relative. And thus far I've just been moping about my situation and stuff...

I just didn't want you to think I resented you or anything.

>>10234739

...Are we gonna go Tsundere with Garfield?

>>10234754
A lot better than risking potential BAD END - POOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BLOOD... or is that me being a bit too paranoid?

>>10234694
"I just want you to know that you and I are connected. No matter what I'll always love you for keeping me sane and being my friend... and, well, lately saving my life more than once. I'll always be here for you no matter what else happens, so if you ever want something -- or don't -- then tell me. We're a team and closer to each other than anyone else could be. It's one of the reasons I rejected the shard. I don't need it, I have you."

"Appreciate. I like having you around, beyond the whole carrying oxygen thing. I couldn't ask for better blood. God that sounds weird."
"Uh huh," Garfield says.
"I just didn't want you to think I resented you or anything. You've been there with me since the beginning...you've been the only friend I've had in most situations...Closer than that, actually. More like family. Heh...a blood relative."
"You don't have to sugar-coat it," Garfield says. "I know you'd probably be happier if I wasn't in here with you. Hell, I recently found out I'm apparently just some polyp of sentience left in the wake of a larger mind's presence. How does that feel, do you think? But...we make the best of it, right?"
You nod.
"I'm just messing with you about Walters," Garfield goes on. "...and don't expect me to stop just because we're friends :3"

>>10234848
So......wanna grab a bit to eat?

>>10234848
"I'm glad you are here with me, and not just for the combat and stuff you can help me do. You were my only friend back when they were doing that... stuff to me. Thank you for being here and for being my friend."

"I'm glad you are here with me, and not just for the combat and stuff you can help me do. You were my only friend back when they were doing that... stuff to me. Thank you for being here and for being my friend."
"You're going to make me blush." Garfield says, somewhat sarcastically.
"So......wanna grab a bit to eat?"
"Definitely."
When you exit, Walters is on the phone. He motions for you to be silent.
"Uh huh..." he says. "You're sure? How many? I'll...I'll be right in." He hangs up. You look at him expectantly.
"That was the Arkham facility. The big man, or whatever he is, is still over there try to get the help of the Golden Dawn, though he's probably trying to sabotage them. Apparently, two small aircraft were stolen from an Italian airfield last night, refueled in France, and have entered United States airspace, disregarding all orders to desist." he pauses. "When the military threatened to fire on them, they found that their weapons systems had all been jammed. I'm being called in to organize a team to go investigate, though I won't be going myself."

>>10235028
Whelp, looks like the gangs doing allright.

Shall we go to their rescue?

>>10235028
"...Where are they now?"

"Actually...

I like it better that you're here."

Just smile, and open the bathroom door, cheery, and smile big. It's a good day. Better than most've been.

Wait...

Clara, Creed, Brody...

Archivist had to have SOME kind of technical data on Clara. Someone did. See if Walters might be able to look it up.

She might have a frequency that we can get a hold of.

Ooh...idea...have Walters tell Arkham he knows where you are, and that he wants to turn you in.

Lay a trap for Mr. Arkham.

>>10235028
That would... probably be Clara. And if they needed two jets I imagine she recruited the other empowered people who were helping HERR FUHRER over there. Any idea if Ramiel and I could intercept them before they got within range of less computer reliant weaponry?

Jammed, eh? Either Clara's got some talents she hasn't told us about, 16 isn't dead yet, or we've got some friends we don't know about yet.

>>10235028
By big man, do you mean the guy incharge of Arkham?

Mention of the Golden Dawn is nice, I'm a total Tarot fag.

>>10235107
Which mean Narly.

>>10235028
But could this be them trying to secure Walters so he can be used as bait, in the event we re-appear?

"...Where are they now?"
"Flying low over Lake Erie right now, headed west.
"That would... probably be Clara and the others. Any idea if Ramiel and I could intercept them before they got within range of less computer reliant weaponry?"
Walters shrugs. "They seem to be headed this way, so you could probably meet them somewhere in the middle. I just hope they're not coming to firebomb the whole Chicago installation or something."

>>10235028
Have Walters keep us updated about the progress of the jets and we'll get there in the nick of time to help out our teammates. Probably need to go jack a car to meet the planes somewhere.

>>10235188
Tell him to get a throwaway disposable cell and ask if we could get a throwaway disposable cell too, pretty please. Have him pay in cash. We don't want master plotter Narls to move on him, but we still need a way to contact him.

"We need to get new phones, pay in cash. So you can contact me, keep me informed," you muse, planning out loud. "We'll get a car, try to drive out and meet them."
Jacob nods, reaching into his pocket. He hands you sixty dollars in cash.
"Here, this should get you going."

Aw, dude.
Bloodquest, fuck year.
But I'm so not joining in on this one.
Last I knew we were on, fuck, 8? 9?
Shit. Good luck guys. One day, when I browse the archives, this will be EPIC I am sure.

NEVER TRUST THE BLUE ONES

>>10235352
We should also look into getting some makeup to cover our face/hands so that the runes don't scare the shit out of people.

I need to go sleep, please archive the fapfiction too, if only for sheer entertainment value.

>>10235402
We are going to be walking around with an angelesque being who carries a sword. Just saying, I don't think the runes will be the first thing they notice.

let's work on getting a leather jacket, motorcycle helmet with heavily tinted visor, and girl jeans.

"Fill up the team with the most ass-backwards, pants-on-head retarded agents you can. Walters...be careful. I'll try not to hurt them, and we need to go to intercept them."

Catch walters, and kiss him LIKE WE MEAN IT. WITH TONGUE. LOTS OF IT.

"You'll get the rest when I get back to you-and I *will* get back to you."

Then nod to Rammy, and hit the trail.

>>10235485

This. Definitely this. Except make it a nice-ish coat instead, add gloves, and get ourselves an AWESOME FEDORA.

See if we can hit a thrift store while we're on the road. Bust an ATM to pieces if we need to.

"Fill up the team with the most ass-backwards, pants-on-head retarded agents you can. Walters...be careful. I'll try not to hurt them, and we need to go to intercept them."
Walters nods, turning to head out the door. You catch his wrist, insistently, and he turns right into the kiss, humming a short tone in surprise.
"Mmph."
You hold the kiss as long as he'll let you, a desperate outpouring of passions only recently awoken. Finally he pulls away, though he grins broadly.
"You'll get the rest when I get back to you-and I *will* get back to you." you say, pointing at him with a mock-threatening stance.
"I know that you will," he says, before leaving.

You turn to Ramiel, who is pointedly not looking at you.
"Well, come on then Rammy. Let's hit the road."
"Must you call me that?" he responds.

Fuck year, Bloodquest! Keep up the good work StonerDM!

On an off topic note: ohai Oscarkins, <public declarations of love>

>>10235652
>You'll get the rest when I get back to you

Well fuck, we just signed his death warrant

>>10235652
Poor Jacob, he's fucked now. And not in the good way.

Hey Stoner
I've begun converting the BloodQuest archives from Quest format into Story Format, and I just wanted to get your thoughts on this.
Here is a sample:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6QWUAG8B

Its basically just the relevant parts of your posts copy and pasted into a continuous story.
One I'm done I plan to make it a PDF file with the chapter headings as bookmarks.

>>10235714
>>10235704
The best part?

We'll probably end up failrolling his death...

>I'm bracing for BLOODQUEST DICE in full effect...


:(

I wonder when Walter is going to be killed off

Alright. Head towards them, and intercept, let's get this shit on the road.

"Well, it could always be Rammy Sweety, but Walters might get jealous." After we take off. Don't need him thinking we're sleeping with the megalomaniac Angel.

Also, just read BQ23, if this had started at 3 or 4 EST, I would have gladly skipped work to be in it.

Let's go. And I'm looking forward to the shameless eroticism.

>>10235800
>>10235779
Inb4 we fail an attack roll and hit him instead. And we DEVOUR THE SWEET FLESH OF OUR LOVE!

You know, I'm a bit disturbed about the suicide dream earlier. Helen doesn't seem the type to do the selfless sacrifice thing. She has always tried to stay alive AND keep others alive too. If she can't her MO seems to be "Run away and keep getting more powerful until you can kill it. If the other people die, well, shitsux but better than everyone dying."

>>10235939
Yeah, but she'd probably do it to save the people closest to her.

>>10235714

At least we can potentially bear his progeny, and thus he has fulfilled his biological purpose.

Oh well, we'll adopt his daughter as eternal reminder of our short sweet love

>>10235745
>I approve. The only problem I can see from a cursory glance is that I haven't always cobbled together dialogue, I occasionally simply respond to what people say. There are a few line breaks in the .doc that seem to be lacking context.

>>10235540
>>10235485
After scouring around for a while, you manage to put together the following outfit.
-JEANS, BLUE
-TRENCH COAT, BLACK
-FEDORA, BLACK
-GLOVES, LEATHER
-CELL PHONE
-NIGGA YOU BROKE NOW
You keep Walters' shirt. It reminds you of nice things. Ramiel puts up with your shopping spree, occasionally explaining calmly to a group of pedestrians that he is not a threat to them or the city of Chicago.
After slipping into a parking garage, you emerge in the driver's seat of the fastest-looking car you could find with no alarm, a blue Civic. You almost feel bad; you haven't committed an actual crime for a while.

>>10235978
Point of fact, Garfield would probably die too so... yeah. Dilemma there.

>>10236021
Do they still have cassette players in cars these days?
>Because I want to invoke the "every cassette morphs into bohemian rhapsody" clause right now...

Turn on the radio!

The drive out of Chicago is uneventful, and soon you are driving east, scanning the skies. You turn on the radio, but are unable to find anything but Lady Gaga, Brokencyde, and classic rock. You settle for classic rock.
After about a half hour of clear skies the phone rings.
"The planes are on the ground," Walters says when you answer. "If you're not there already, the team must be ahead of you, they're holding back and waiting for military support. You'd better hurry." he gives you vague directions.
"Oh, also...I..."
"what?" you ask.
"Nevermind. I'll show you later."

>>10236194
"I have a HUGE boner for you right now"?

>>10236294
Ugh, no, not while we are about to go into a firefight.

So like... we just drive there right? Not much else to do.

Following his directions, you eventually come up on a pair of vans parked so as to block the road. They are embossed with the Arkham Research logo, and you can see about eight men in uniform outside of the vehicles, facing away from you.

>What do?

rolled 80 = 80

>>10236314
Snake out a bloodwhip and trip them all.

>>10236347
HE DIDN'T ASK FOR ROLLS, DON'T ROLL!!!!!!!!

>>10236390
It was a good one.

>>10236314
Blood Armour up and walk up to the vans.
"Hi."

>>10236347
>waste perfectly good rolls


Perfect! /ironic tone

>>10236431
You stop the car a short distance away, and you and Ramiel approach the group.
"Hey," you say. "What're we looking at?"
Several hundred feet away, you can see where two small jets have taxi'd to a halt, though you can't see that anyone has exited.
The Arkham Agents turn to look at you, confusion spreading on your faces.
"A...ambush!" one of them screams, as they all scramble for cover.

>What do?

I approve of this.

Bloodwhip/trip them all, using that roll, then just speed on through, and get to our team.

They'll be fine...right?

Try to scare them away. Sprout wings. Make noise. Look badass

How about we not be stupid.

Sneak around and don't even fuck with them.

>>10236538
Please attempt >>10236347

Otherwise armor the rest of the way up and have Ramiel head for the planes. Start trying to disable but not kill the agents.

Why not just go for the planes? We are likely completely immune to gunfire since our armor got upgraded. Distract them while not killing them and let Ramiel get to the planes without being shot at, then mosey on over there.

>>10236674


+1

>>10236565
>Fiiiiiine

>>10236347
>Some Number
>also
>>10236548

Your wings burst from the holes you had the forethought to make in your coat as your armor coats your body. You let out what you hope is a threatening roar, sweeping out with a bloodwhip. Six of the agenst are swept to their feet, while two others are slammed against one of the vans, jostled into unconsciousness. You raise your arm as you are peppered with gunfire from two of the prone agents. It's good to know THAT still stings like a bitch.
"Ramiel, go for the planes!" you shout, slapping two of the agents' heads together as gently as you can manage with pseudopods made of psychic blood.

>>10236705
I thought our armor got an upgrade? We were already fairly immune to bullets before it.

If bullets still hirt, can we have our blood armor not be completely skintight? It can't indent much because the bullets don't break the skin, so having it hover a bit off of our direct flesh will keep those nasty bruises from popping up.

>>10236769
It could also make us look more threatening. Like, we could be a blood monster demon thing with huge bulging muscles and shit. Sure, it's all just air inside the blood shell but they don't know that.

Leaving the agents scrabbling in the dirt, you take off after Ramiel, closing the distance to the planes quickly. You can see doors opening on both planes, and a small crowd piles out.
Brody, Clara, and Creed are all present, in addition to a rather large-busted woman with waist-length black hair and a cocky smirk, and a sullen-looking four-armed man in what appears to be a custom-fit German military uniform.

>>10236933
Yay~ Go hug Clara and congratulate them on escaping safely!

>>10236933
"Hey there, miss me? We need to get moving guys. What happened back there?"

>>10236933
Hey everyone! Good job! We uh... sort of need to get out of here.

Hug Clara, pat Brody and Creed on the shoulder, and introduce ourselves to the new faces as we are getting out of here.

Maybe ask the four armed man if he has a tactically sound escape plan.

>>10233743

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"Throw your arms up if this is a trap. Keep them down if you know Arkham's turned evil, and he's NOT with you."

Keep walking towards them, and just grin.

"Wasn't there a man made entirely of bees in the group?"

...How far from god do you have to be to fight Creed, and Man-O-Bees at the same time? It's like Bioshock all over again.

You land, running forward to hug Clara.
"Miss Helen!" she says excitedly. "You look...different..."
"Time for that later," you say. "We need to get out of here. Good to see you all again," you say to your team mates. "And good to meet you, as well," you say to the two newcomers.
"Enchanté," the woman replies with an incline of her head. The man only nods, gesturing with two arms down the road at the agents.
"We'll get over these guys' heads, then I figure head into Canada, get our guardian angel to locate us a fairly unused airport. Then, I don't know, you seem to be the ringleader of this half-cocked plan, but unless you have any better ideas, we go throw ourselves against that monster in California and see what happens."

>"Wasn't there a man made entirely of bees in the group?"
Through the open door to the cabin of one of the jets, you can see that seats have been torn out to make room for an enormous airholed shipping crate, which you can only imagine is buzzing angrily

Where the fuck is The Pain?

>>10237144
YESSSSSSSS

>>10237122
Next step: Get out of here, get our bearings and hit 13 hard.
The planes still have fuel?

>>10237122
"How did you guys escape? What happened after Arkham? Who are these newcomers?"

>>10237122
>if we can fly fast enough to midair dock /w jet
Sounds good, pile in and take off. I'll grab some quick bloodfood and meet you guys midair.

>else
Okay, pile in and let's head out. Get me up to speed on what has been happening.

Ask them why they came to this particular part of the US. They didn't really have any way of knowing that we (helen and garfield) were here.

I plan to get it finished in time to post the final version on the last BloodQuest thread so it gets archived, however I live in Australia which makes the timing difficult.
So as a backup I have created an E-mail address to act as a mailing list.
bloodquest_publisher@hotmail.com
So just send an email, any email to that address and when I'm done I'll just reply-all with the download link.

>>10237144
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEESSSSSS

"How did you guys escape? What happened after Arkham? Who are these newcomers?"
In the distance, the agents have dragged themselves back together, and are huddled behind the vans, watching you.
"When Mister Arkham attacked you, something happened, a...a flash of light?" Clara begins, trying to explain as you board one jet. The two newcomers get on board the jet with the crate. "Your body was...well, we thought it was destroyed, but you must have been transported somewhere else...here, by the way," she holds out the infinite Beretta and the lighter. "This is all we could find."

We need to get Walters superpowers. Then he could join us in these shenanigans.

Blood Symbiote? Nah...dunno how that'd work.

Also...that's a man. Made entirely of bees.

How the FUCK do you fight that, without Creed? Even lightning seems relatively ineffective against that.

"We should Re-Raid the Anomalous Artifacts Facility first...stop off and arm ourselves. Ramiel did it pretty well the first time...and if anyone had the foresight to grab my hard drive, that should help-it's full of info on what the fucking hell's in there...I think."

"Someone contact the Golden Dawn, tell them Arkham's the enemy. I have no idea how. Then let's head up towards canada, re-stock, refuel, and get ready to do this."

>>10237402
Yay! The lighter!

>>10237402
Oh hell yes.

We should also try and hit, I dunno, an abandoned military base on the way or something. I want to see that four-armed man quad-wielding rocket launchers.

Seriously though, stock up on armaments. We need moar guns and ammo.

Creed moves to the pilot's seat.
"Are you there?" he says into the radio. "What the hell do we do now?"
There is only static, interspersed with an electric clicking sound.
"Oh what the-" Creed begins, but then pulls a vibrating phone out of his pocket. "Okay, good."
"We got new phones," Clara explains. "But we didn't know how to reach you. Once I managed to get Creed to wake up, it was all we could do to get out of there alive. Arkham disappeared when you did, otherwise he probably would have..." she trails off, shuddering. Her pocket buzzes, and she pulls out a phone. Reading a text message, she cocks her head.
"This one...is for you." she says, handing you the phone. There is a text message displayed:

PAYPHONE IN MICHIGAN; THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU I HEARD.
MISS ME SWEETHEART?
-SKYNET

we should trip balls all the way to canada.

We need Spider LeBraun James' psychopharmacological wisdom.

>>10237402
get in the jet, get the fuck out of here

>>10237542
"Ghost in the machine... you old bastard... Way to tell me you were still alive, asshole!"

>>10237542

>>10237542
54? He lives in the net!

>>10237542
OH WHA---

The man won't even stay dead. What the fuck. Brofist the cell.

OH SHIT NIGGA

I wonder. If that's 54, and he's "alive", and he wanted to be the little girl, could he take over Clara's body?

Reply: Ah, 54. Do you go by Skynet, 54, or Miksam now? Regardless, yes. Your body is rotting in a grave, behind your house I believe.

>>10237616
save it for the fapfic
although he might have some idea about how to fix her.

Skynet best be 54

>>10237542
Text: 54, That you?

>>10237569
This image macro is EXACTLY how I am feeling!!!!!!!

>>10237542
FUCK YES I LOVE YOU STONERBRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*internet brofist*

Text him back some garbage about being a dick for letting us think he was dead.

"Ghost in the machine... you old bastard... Way to tell me you were still alive, asshole!" you text back. The jet carrying the new teammates has begun picking up speed down the road, and after a moment your follows; Creed doesn't appear to be doing anything up in that pilot's seat. The first jet manages a narrow takeoff, sending Arkham agents scurrying for the sides of the road as you follow, and the jets are soon winging their way north-west. Clara's phone buzzes a reply.

I ONLY RECENTLY BECAME AWARE OF MYSELF. BEING A NET-INTEGRATED CONSCIOUSNESS IS CONFUSING AT FIRST. YOUR LITTLE CLARA TELLS ME YOU'VE GOT QUITE THE A-TEAM ASSEMBLED. I ASSUME YOU GOT MY MESSAGE THEN.

>>10237542
Just so you know, Arkham isnt human not anymore. He is now the crawling chaos Narylothep. He wants to fuck us all up.

>>10237717
FUCK YEAR BLOODQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10237717
message?

Squeal. Like. A. Bitch.

"HE'S ALIVE!"

Dance for joy!

Text: "You magnificent bastard. Skynet, We're headed to Canada...you called Skynet now?"

"Guys...I think everything's going to be okay."

Text: "We might hit up the Artifacts Facility again, if you say there's anything of value there...or any abandoned military hardware between here and Canada. I'll give you a location when I get one."

>>10237717
Got it, you dug up any more stuff on how to deal with the big one-three or do I have to...

*sunglasses*

wing it?

>>10237717
"Going to start cleaning up all the shitty porn on the internet? On a more serious note, Arkham is similar to 13 in ability. Track him down for us please if you can. Freeze anything that he's doing. Stop him in his tracks."

FUCK. YES.

A tear just fell from my eye.

But yeah, let's ask if we should hit up that military hardware/Artifacts Facility/anything our good friend Maksim recommends. That man...is amazing.

"His name's Wade...the Technomancer."

This is awesome, but... Where's the first thread? I need to catch up to participate :P

>>10237770

>>10237770
Oh god, we must do this.
With sunglasses made of blood.

FUCK YEAR, 54!

>>10237822
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9699385/

Ask him where we can pick up some hardware, tell him the Arkham situation, let him know he can freeze that bastard in his tracks if he wants for revenge, and all that jazz.

Holy crap, I chose a good time to get back.
>I wanna have your babies Stonerbro, and that's not even possible

...This would be the most unintelligent thing ever, but I want to go smoke with the artifact lighter if we have free time...
...And blow the smoke right into the airholes of Bee-man's box.

Better yet, just burn something big, like an owner's manual for the plane, right next to him. Let everyone in the plane get high.

"Arkham isnt human not anymore. Similar to 13 in ability. Track him down for us please if you can. Freeze anything that he's doing. We could use any information you have on military hardware. We're headed to Canada now."
Creed spins in the pilot's chair.
"Ramiel..." he says softly, dropping to one knee. The angel nods.
"Rise, ward. I am glad you are alright. And I see you have been given your arms back." Creed gestures towards you, and the two lapse into recollection.
Text:
I CAN FREEZE HIS WIFI OR SOMETHING, BUT IF HE'S AS POWERFUL AS 13 I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH I CAN DO. I CAN'T SCORE YOU HARDWARE, BUT I CAN HIJACK YOU SOME AIR SUPPORT WHEN YOU REACH VEGAS. AND I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING; I'M DRIVING.

>>10238044
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is SO AWESOME Stonerbro!!!!! I would fuck the shit out of you!!!!

>>10238044
"Tell me you didn't hijack the Nightrider."

>>10238044

"Really? That's it? You can't hijack a factory's production mechanisms?"

>>10238044
Do what you can. Oh and by the way your awesome.

Awwww, no re-visit to the AA facility?

>>10238174
What do you mean, "That's it?" The man's bloody dead and he's still managing all this shit! I'd say he's doing pretty fucking great.

>>10238210
I believe that would be ill advised what with the kill on sight order.

>>10238105

StonerDM, you have had at least two Ca/tg/irls offer to sleep with you due to this quest.

How do you feel?

>>10238224

He's also had some time to get acquainted with his new net-self. If he can cut off wifi, he can also enter wifi. If he can enter wifi, he can hack a network. If he can hack a network, he can control a building.

>>10238258

>>10238281
>Read a book
>Now read another book at the same time
>Now read a third book. Don't slow down!
>That's what you're asking 54 to do, except if he fucks up your planes crash and you die

Damn, ah well. Some Artifacts in the final fight could help people not die. But MOVING ON.

Also, I think we saw mom n' pop in that dream. And we are NOT going to sacrifice ourselves, we are COMING HOME to Walters after all this is over!

"I think we might need to deal with Arkham after this is over, if not before."

"Just keep tabs on him. Eventually, we're going to need to kill him. Failing all else, call an air strike on the bastard if you can."

"Errrr, one thing at a time, Skynet. Just take these things...one at a time. One. At. A. Time. Don't try to multitask...we remember your driving."

>>10238368

mind

>>10238330

Ah... Yeah, that would take a lot of training...

>>10238330
No, technically, everyone except us, Ramiel, and The Pain die.

>>10238486
Well, yeah, but Brody'll be fine.

StonerBro, you are FUCKING AWESOME! Just wanted to get that out there.

"Do what you can. Oh and by the way you're awesome." You hand the phone back to Clara, but she shakes her head, ponytail wagging back and forth.
"You keep it. Is...is he a friend of yours?"
Brody taps Creed on the shoulder.
"So...who IS she?" he whispers, loud enough that you hear, gesturing towards you.
Ramiel has taken up a meditative stance near the rear of the cabin.

>>10238044
Lets just focus on the driving right now

"NO! No multitasking! Take this stuff one at a time, man. I remember how you drove that van! And...you're amazing."

"...Did Brody lose his flashcards?"

>>10238518
Is he wearing the card?

>>10238518
Oh, Brody, never change.

...wait, what?

>>10238518
we need to update your card Brody

>>10238559
That was bad.
Props.

>>10238559
For some reason, my reaction to this was "Not cool, man. Not cool." rather than laughing.

Stop picking on my friend, you prick, he's just slow.

>>10238518
I escaped from Arkham with him. Thought he died, but apparently he just went... global. How are you doing Clara?

>>10238550
>>10238549
I think we have changed enough that the description may be off.

Poor Brody. He ought to have the artifact pistol though. He's the least-armed of us, with the possible exception of the newcomers. I can't remember what they're supposed to be able to do.

OH SHIT! NARLY!

>>10238613
he won't know how to use it (although then again it's just a pistol how difficult can it be for him to use?)

>>10238613
Here, the archive isn't fully up to date, but imma just wait till after tonight's thread anyway.

>>10238674
Dont worry about him. Thats just Zalgo. He does that.

>>10238684
The newcomers are Vishnu, The Pain and Lady Luck.

"I escaped from Arkham with him. Thought he died, but apparently he just went... global. How are you doing Clara?"
She smiles. "Better now that everyone is together again. We were worried about you. Even Brody seemed concerned every time I informed him of the situation."
"We need to update your flashcards, Brody," you say, handing him the pistol. "Here. I assume you know how to use a pistol. Just point and shoot."
He nods slowly. "Y-yes ma'am."

>Other questions for the group/etc?

.... please explain this "Zalgo." I have seen him referenced in the archives, has he been deleting his posts?

>>10238708
not until we land no.

>>10238708
Why are the other people here would be a good starting point.

>>10238611
Can somebody translate that?

"So Vishnu, what exactly can you do?"

>>10238818
He just likes fucking with peoples minds, apparently. That, and OP thinks its funny.

>>10238778
"He once was subject 54, but now is is much more. His body has perished, but his life force flows in the circuits"

¯\(°_0)/¯

>>10238708

So Lady Luck speaks Esperanto. Good to know. Ask her how they caught her in the first place. We may need a trick like that against 13 or SlenderArkham

>>10238818

"I do it for the mindfuck factor, and by deleting the posts make people wonder 'WAS HE EVEN HERE?'"

>>10238708
So, what are they capable of?

Zalgo's an EPE-Extra Planar Entity. Something like Nyarly, or Cthulu. More along Cthulu's lines, really-his influence typically makes people babbly senselessly, their eyes go black and ooze black fluid, and typically chant his name.

>>10238767
2nd

>>10238984
"He who waits behind the wall" or some shit like that...

Thanks for the Zalgo translations, guys.

>>10238767
This.
>>10238969
And this.

"So how did you meet up with the others?" you ask.
"Things got pretty crazy in Berlin," Creed says. "Once people knew 16 was dead, and believe me, that news spread fast, it got crazy very fast. We ran into them on our way down to Italy; we were operating on 54's instruction by that point, for a lack of any better ideas. We ran into them near the border, and it...looked like it was going to get violent, but Clara managed to talk them down." Clara pulls a small curtsy. "Their leader was dead, so we explained 54's plan, an all-out assault on 13. He thought you were dead, like we did; it wasn't until we were hijacking the planes that he picked up your phonecall."

>>10239154
And thier abilities?

...Wow. With the right mechanical equipment...

...54 could be the most awesome lay ever.

Could even have tentacles, with a little effort...

"Any idea what they're capable of?" You say, looking out a window at the other jet.
"The man made of bees is pretty predictable," Creed says. "And besides the four arms and some pretty spectacular reflexes, the four-armed guy, Andre I think his name is, he's pretty mundane."
"Miss Minerve is extremely useful!" Clara chimes in. "Though her power is rather vague. For example, we never saw her do anything in particular, but we slipped easily past all the guards at the airport, and bluffed out way past credentials when we refueled in France. We've been extremely lucky since she joined us."

"Well, two of them are obvious...what does Vishnu do? We need to coordinate."

Damn Archive is down for streaming, got up to chapter 6 though.
Remember:
bloodquest_publisher@hotmail.com
If you want a copy.

Oh and Stoner In order to get around when you have been answering direct questions, I have started to either remove the answer entirely, if it is irrelevant, and incorporating the question into the story, if it is relevant.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CZTLNHK4

By the way do you have names for the chapters that you've forgotten to post, or shall I just keep making them up.

ANAL SEX

>>10239211
HAHAHA, LET'S SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS NOW THAT WE'RE HERE.

"Is that a conscious thing, Minerve?" Outright ask her-she can no doubt hear us. I mean, Man-O-Bees isn't that loud.

>>10239254
>lolz lolz lolz
>Of note: While Charlotte is with you I will surreptitiously add numbers to all your rolls.

>>10239273
>She can outright hear us
While Charles may not be extremely loud, the whipping winds between the two planes your on will make verbal communication something of a hindrance >_>

>>10239295
Call?

>>10239279
Great, so now we will get DOUBLE critical failures. All we need to do now is grab the Prime Shard so that when it happens we cleave the world in twain.

A Text:
BRACE FOR LANDING. FOUND US A NICE PRIVATE AIRFIELD; SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH.

The planes do indeed make a swift landing on the packed-dirt runway. No one seems to be present at the airfield, which is...fortunate.
While Brody and Creed search for fuel for the planes, you approach the others.
"So, guys, uh...welcome to the team," you say.
Andre nods. Charlotte extends a hand for you to shake.
"Avec plaisir," she says. "Charlotte Minerve. You must be the 'elen the leetle one speaks so fondly of."
"Andre Bellatovich," the four armed man says, inclining his head. "I crave your pardon, for I sought to do harm to your comrades. I thought you responsible for the Inheritor's death."

HelenxMaksim fapfiction... something like Serial Experiments Lain?

>>10239417
Wave towards rammy / creed.

"They tried to turn me into deep-fried hamburger. Forgive and forget, i say."

>>10239417
Hey, dont worry about it. So whatcan you tell me about the bee-man (i forgot his name)

>>10239417
"Understandable."
Where are we?

>>10239417
No harm, no foul. There was no harm right?

Charlotte, a couple quick questions while we are on the ground. One: Do you have any kind of control over your powers? Two: How were you captured in the first place? The Slander Man implied that some trick was used and I would like to avoid that particular hangup in the future.

On a more general note, did the Inheritor tell either of you any vital information about 13 or Arkham? Supposedly he had the power to take down 13 himself, but Arkham saw that lead... ended. I have some possible information on an ancient inhuman library in space that could reveal ways to defeat them both but it would obviously require a spaceship. All other options are fairly exhausted, even the beings I've talked with on other planes of existence seem to be overmatched.

Oh...thought we were all on the same plane.

We totally need to get just a microphone that broadcasts exactly what we say, right there, at no volume change. And clip it to us. That way Maksim can just listen in to us.

"It's nice to meet you. Clara couldn't exactly tell me...but what is it you do, Charlotte? And don't worry about it, Andre. It's no trouble....also, let's see if we can't grab Charles a bunch of really, really baggy, really thick clothing or something sometime soon...he can stuff all of his bees into that, because I don't think he enjoys being in the crate very much, and I don't want to walk around pretending to be an exotic bee collector all the time."

Text: "Have any ideas on where to head now?"

"We should restock, grab a bite, and rest while we're here. We don't know when we'll get another chance."

Also, once it's night, call Walters.

Tripcode activated.

>>10239279

TG DICE
HAVE ONLY EIGHT SIDES

EXPLODE, EXPLODE, EXPLODE, EXPLODE, CRITICAL HIT, EXPLODE, EXPLODE, EXPLODE

>>10239565

VON NEWMANN!

>>10239554
Nice of you to join us namefags.

>>10239522
This seems to be a pretty good line of questioning.

Call Walters at some point from disposable phone! Make smooches at him! No, not really... Just let him know we're alive and that he needs to be careful as fuck!

>>10239279
unless "THAT SENTRY IS A SPAH", and you're "surreptitiously" detracting from our rolls.

>>10239576
I believe you misspelled "von Neumann"

"It's nice to meet you. Clara couldn't exactly tell me...but what is it you do, Charlotte? And don't worry about it, Andre. It's no trouble...." you wave to Creed. "Some of them tried to turn me into deep-fried hamburger. Forgive and forget, i say."

"What is it you do, exactly, Charlotte? Do you have any conscious control? And how did Arkham ever catch you to begin with?"
"Zut alors, mais non..." she says, shaking her head. "I 'ave always bee lucky, sometimes more obviously zahn othairs. I believe Arkham 'ad a subject much my opposite; he projected unluck onto othairs around 'im, yes? 'e was used to lure me into a trap. Eet is my understanding that ze subject in question was killed in some sort of...accident tragique?" You get the impression that coasting through life on good fortune has left Charlotte something of an airhead.

A text:
IF YOU GUYS CAN SIT TIGHT SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FLYING TWO PLANES, I CAN TRY TO PROBE OUT DEFENSE NETWORKS, THINGS OF THAT NATURE. MAYBE EVEN TRACK DOWN YOUR BOGEYMAN.

>>10239707
"Let's take a look around, shall we?"

>>10239707
"SURE THING"
"ALSO, IS THERE A CAPS BUTTON ON THIS THING?"

>>10239777
>The cruise control on subject 54's texts is a meta-technique used to force you to acknowledge his dialogue as a foreign medium, removing natural inflections that come with speech

You guys can remain optimistic, while I'll bring the voice of paranoia that doesn't trust any random new people that show up, or old allies that suddenly show up out of nowhere. Skynet-54 is still quite suspicious to me.

>>10239806
Who cares, we have 54 back!
Okay, yeah, we should watch out.
He seems to be on the level though.

>>10239707
Also, find a secluded place and confer with Lebron.

"Can we get him some clothes or something? He can't be happy in there?" you say, pointing to the crate.
"Mais oui, Mssr Andrenid!" Charlotte says, getting back onto the plane. You hear metal clamps hitting the floor, followed by a growing hum of noise.
The swarm of bees that exits the plane is impressively large, a coordinated swarm of hornets, wasps and bumblebees that probably couldn't fit in a set of clothes even if they were literally crawling on one another. It gradually coalesces into a 15-foot, generally humanoid form, the bees flitting about in a loose formation.
"He can't talk," Andre says, passing a hand slowly through the swarm. "But he can hear well enough, better than we can actually. I'm sure he'd thank you for thinking of him."

>>10239792
>roger
>>10239806
Well of course, it wouldn't be Bloodquest (fuck yeah) without a healthy dose of Paranoia.

>>10239840
How far away can you control your... body? Could you be a scout across an entire city, for instance?

>>10239879
Oh and uh... can you reply by forming letters out of your body? It would be convenient.

"How far away can you control your... body? Could you be a scout across an entire city, for instance?"
The swarm begins spreading out, filling the air around you and the others. The bee-density gradually decreases, until you can see that the swarm covers most of the open space of the airstrip. Then they gradually coalesce back together into the giant form. With surprising coordination, the right "arm" reaches up to tap at the side of the "head"

"He means he can't hear as well when he's like that," Andre says.
You nod. "Still a useful skill..."

Pulling out your cell phone, you dial Walters' new number. He doesn't answer. You try again, and he picks up after about five rings.
"Yes?" he says quietly. "I had to duck out of a meeting. Are you alright? I heard about your little takeoff maneuver."

"Couldn't you theoretically make the bees spell out letters? It's a little cartoony...but it could work...and hey, he's people too. Just like the rest of us."

Snicker a little. Fire back a text.

"Sure, take your time. Be careful-we don't want anyone realizing our resident technopath is still breathing-ish."

>>10239820
Of course, but at this point we must remember that StonerDM has somewhat of a hard-on for Nyarlathotep, so one should be somewhat wary at all times.

>>10239972
>fuckin' love me some Nyarly

"We're in up North; I'm sorry to bother you...damnit, they probably know you're talking to me now! I'm sorry, Jacob...I'll call you late tonight with an update, when they're not listening!"

Give a kiss, and hang up. Less time to trace the call, or listen in on it.

>>10239922
I'm fine, but I'm fairly sure you will be in danger soon enough. If I were you I would get Samantha and take her somewhere nobody will find you until 13 is either dead or I've failed to stop her. If you can it would be good to take any information Arkham can provide.

It is your life, however. I'm not going to tell you how to run it or what to do. If you want to stay there and inside Arkham it's your choice. But I am fairly worried that working for an entity like 13 --only more competent and aware that you might have a link to his main enemy-- could be hazardous to your health.

On that note, Nyarlathotep is a Hooj threat...bastard can come from any shadow. Tell walters "If you see any shadows moving, run. Run as fast as you can, and take your daughter with you."

>>10239922
"Nobody was seriously hurt, right?"

Better even than just fapfiction...could we totally run a side-quest with Helenxwhoever?

...It'd make sense.

"I'm fine, but you could be in danger at any time. I'm sorry to have bothered you, I hope they don't realize you're talking to me now. I'll call you later, tonight, with an update. I hope I didn't kill anyone. I...watch the shadows," you kiss into the phone, and hang up, hoping no one traced the call.

>>10240118
I bet Wade was listening and he's going to make fun of us later for it.

>>10240133
Without a doubt.

>Shameless eroticism update: Almost done. This first scene, in addition to being probably the only one that's canon, is played very straight, consensual-missionary style. If you guys want something else you'll have to request it. We'll address that later.

>Sidenote: I love that Clara was able to talk The Euro Branch of our team down, after she was so impressed with how we did it with 88.

>>10240283
Fuck yeah, we need to congratulate her bigtime for that back on the plane. She was mentally designed to have an adolecent personality so praise is a Good Thing for something like that.

A text:
MILITARY DOESN'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BUT THEY'RE LOOKING. I'VE DISABLED THEIR SATELLITES, BUT I'M AFRAID TO CRIPPLE THEM TOO MUCH. THEY'VE STILL GOT SPIDERS RUNNING AROUND OVER THERE.
PS DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP TABS ON YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR YOU?
PPS MWAH MWAH MWAH

"See, that's what I said," Garfield says.

>>10239835
>Confer with Lebron
>Is this something you're interested in as a group?

>>10240283
Speaking of 88, since it looks like we're gearing up to assault 13, I think we should pick him up. We need all the help we can get.

>>10240410
Agreed.

>>10240339
Getting a little insight from the world's best spirit guide might be a good idea since our trip to Vegas is looking one-way atm.

>>10240410
>Call 88
>Sorry, I totally spaced it when you guys suggested that earlier.

Thinking, you believe you remember the number of the phone you have 88, dialing it with your fingers crossed.
"Hrm?" grunts the gravelly voice that answers. "Whadya want?"

>>10240339
I think you and Garfield could be really good buddies. You even use the same jokes! Ooooh, pre-empted by my blood! How does it feel?!

Seriously though, if you could keep tabs on him that would be great. He might also be able to get you access to Arkham databases that would otherwise be isolated or protected from you.

>>10240249
>ooh, I had a good idea, PreWWI BrodyxHis girl back home.

>>10240339
"Please"
Re: LeBron- I'm wary to, as it requires some downtime to use, and I wouldn't like to be caught unawares. OTOH, it might be a good idea. Maybe we could convince other team members to do it with us, sort of a 'spirit vision' thing?

>>10240451
"Want to fight a god?"

>>10240339
"YA I WOULD HATE TO SAVE THE WORLD JUST FOR IT TO BE FILLED WITH SPIDERS
ALSO IF YOU WOULD KEEP TRACK OF JACOB THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL AS LONG AS IT"S NOT TOO MUCH OF A STRAIN."

>>10240479
Second.

>>10240479

>>10240479
Yup. This, so much of this.

Also, text back to 54:

"Aw, you're jealous! That's adorable."

>>10240502
>>10240454
>You text him this, generally, at some point before or after this conversation

>>10240479
>>10240505
>>10240516
"Want to fight a god?"
"Hahahaha!" you hold the phone away from your ear to spare yourself the noise. "I was wondering if I'd hear from you again. I squashed most of your bugs for you. You're -welcome-." he grates with mock passivity. "A god, eh? Do tell."

>>10240339

"That'd be nice!"~To Maksim

And hey, that eroticism sounds kinda awesome to me. I'm happy for it.


Confer with Lebron...
Only if we take a day or two to rest...which is unlikely.

>>10240548
>meanwhile, in the past
"Aw, you're jealous! That's adorable."

HEY, HOW'S THAT PHYSICAL BODY TREATING YOU? I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE JEALOUS OF.

>>10240563
"We're going to try and take down 13. Where are you at?"

>>10240563
You know that thing that's been mind-fucking it's way across the west coast? I'm going to go punch it in the nose. You get to help.

>>10240563
"Well, the good new is, it's the scariest motherfucker on the planet right now.
The bad news is, you would be part of 'Our gay ass power rangers shit'
Interested?"

"Head to Vegas, however you like...There's the equivalent of a God there. Everyone who survives this is going to be a Goddamn Hero. You included, if this goes off properly. We're going to stop 13. Who knows? We may even end up stopping Arkham from caging up people who don't actually need to be caged up."

>>10240563
"Well, I'm about to throw down with the thing that has destroyed Florida, California, Texas, and carved a mile deep trench from San Fran to Vegas. After that I'm probably going to go head to head with Arkham himself. He's gotten the powers of a god too, by the way.

If you want to be part of the biggest fight that this little dirtball will ever see then we can work out some transport. If not, your call."

>>10240580
"How's that unlimited power treating you?
But all joking aside, yeah, I can sympathize a bit with the whole 'losing your humanity' thing.
Internet hug?"

>>10233740

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"Where are you at?"
"Still around Kentucky, maybe in Missouri. Hunting's been getting pretty scarce, I think all the little ones have scattered, and I'm pretty sure I heard a military patrol talking about how the big one's disappeared into the Canadian wilderness or something, out in the middle of nowhere."
"There's the equivalent of a God in Vegas. Everyone who survives this is going to be a Goddamn Hero. You included, if this goes off properly. The bad news is, you would be part of 'Our gay ass power rangers shit'
Interested?"

"Hrm," he says after a pause. "If you can finangle me an airlift, I'll think about it. At least tell me you've got some more ladies on your team. Last time I saw you it was just you and some spaced-out guy."

>>10240706
"One or two."

>>10240706
"Well, there's me, and the little girl robot.
And the hot french chick.
If, y'know, you're interested"
>She is French, right? Bad at Decipher Accent over Internet

>>10240706
There are a couple of developments from France you're going to be just thrilled about.

>>10240706
"Lady luck herself is with us. And she's French."

>>10240752
This.

Hrm. Yannow...I'll bet Andre and Charlotte have had some...encounters in the past. Four arms...could be kinda hawt.

"There are a couple of developments from France you're going to be just thrilled about. Lady Luck herself is with us. And...a little girl robot, I guess."
"France, eh? Never met nobody from France..."
"I think I can have someone pick you up if you get to some sort of landmark or something."
"I can get to what's left of Louisville pretty speedy-like," he says.
"That'll be perfect," you say. "We'll see you soon."

>>10240745
>She's French. Although apparently that can be mistaken for Esperanto, which I didn't even realize was a thing that existed. Bloodquest is teaching me so many new things!

We totally need to shoehorn some big name company to develop "feeling" prosthetics after this, and have them make an entire 'man' out of them...

...Then let Wade inhabit it.

>>10240832
>He could probably posses Clara, if the mood struck him, if she had a router. Possibly even if she didn't.

>>10240832
>implying he would only inhabit one of them
>do ho ho ho!

>>10240811
"Okay everyone, I just recruited another teammate. We're going to need to make a stop in Louisville to pick him up, and he's probably going to take up a lot of room. Also, Charlotte he might hit on you. Handle it however you feel like, but please don't make him smash the plane out of the air. He might survive, but I doubt you all will."

>>10240847
>HelenxClara/Wade possession/yuri/blood-futa confirmed for Brawl

A text:
I HEAR YOU NEED ME TO MAKE A PICKUP. I CAN PROBABLY HAVE A HELICOPTER THERE WITHIN THREE HOURS. GOOD TO SEE PHIL'S ALIVE, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER REALLY GOT TO KNOW THE DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

>>10240882
>yuri blood-futa

>>10240882
>Dear God, why did you ever mention fapfiction? Now look at all that's ever thought about.
>Oh wait, it was some asshole who brought it up like 10 threads ago, wasn't it?

Ohmai.

Yeah, Clara/Wade could be kind of awesome. Something tells me those two are going to have some kind of a romance after this is all over. ANYWAY!

Yeah, let's get ready, rest if we need to, and get this show on the road. We've got a pair of final battles to end.

...How's our blood doing for hunger?

>>10240935
But Clara is just a kid. Permanantly according to her story.

>>10240935
You're getting pretty hungry, but we'll say you ate this morning, since it was my fault I skipped over the requests to do so. You should be good until tomorrow.

>>10240861
>>10240882
>>10240249
>>10240457
>>10239205
/tg/- Chivalrous Perverts

Oh god, no Futa. /d/ is full of enough of it, do not need it here! Please StonerDM, think of the weed when you do this! The weed hates Futa!

We missing any subjects that are potentially still alive?

We want to get everyone. Wait. Lightning man. We could use Lightning Man.

The way I'm seeing it, Mr Bees, Four Arms, Clara, and POSSIBLY Brody are all gonna be useless against 13, unless she spawns adds.

Pyromancer, Ramiel, Ourselves, Rhino, possibly Brody, Lady Luck, Mr Lightning (If possible) Airstrike from Wade could all be useful. In the end, I'm thinking it'll just be us Ramiel+Us VS 13.

>>10241005
And the Harlem Globetrotters!
Not that we have any idea what they can do, or what they've been doing in Charleston.

>>10241005
>Clara
>Sniper
>Useless

We'll see.

>>10240961
It will be a while before a chopper can make it from Louisville to Vegas (or Canada). We can go hunting, there should be plenty of space to look for some wildlife around here.

Also ask Clara about her damaged arm and combat capabilities. See if SKYNET can find a way to fix her up after he is done with the airlift.

Bullets can harm 13's shell, possibly distracting her.

And who knows what a bullet will do to a hedron? Bullets from a magic gun are just as likely as anything else to hurt them.

"We need a Hedron. One of those three. I'm thinking that if we do kill 13 and don't have one, that Sentience might pass into one of us...maybe even me."

>>10241045
Well, we need to destroy the entire shell. Sniper bullets won't do much there.

She can be a tactical relay or something from the back and support with sniper fire. I don't want her getting Outer Goded if we can help it.

Also, ask Creed if he can make Fire Armor...

Thread is in Autosage, guys. It's goin' down; we should continue tommorow.

Somebody post some damn Bloodquest porn, or I'm going to explode.

>>10241075
It's the containment things not the Hedrons that trap it. The Hedrons just attract them.

Maybe if we stuck a hedron on a plane and had SKYNET fly it out over the ocean... then nuclear weapons wouldn't be a problem.

I second that.

>Plans have been set in motion, and forces are gathering for a final assault. Tomorrow may be the final episode of Bloodquest. It's been a long road, and personally, I've had a blast. As always, I crave your feedback. Also standby for pr0nthread

>>10241230
Is tomorrow going to be early BQ at 3/4/5pm?

>>10241230
>>10241230
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, are you doing another quest after this?

>>10241246
>I might be going to a movie, and we still have a week of time left, so it'll be at the normal time. I've been starting a little earlier, at like 8 or 8:30, and we're getting the preliminary stuff out of the way by 9, so we're on a pretty good schedule

>>10241254
this is it the he's gone for good and we don't know why.
(my bet is that he is really a government sponsored AI who is getting shutdown dew to a lack of funding.)

>>10241254
He did say may. Sounds like the Will of the Dice will be the deciding factor on if we manage to get a shot at Nyarly or go down in flames to an Azathoth fragment.

>>10241302
Yeah, I misread that

>>10241230
Last minute Spider-LeBron chat?

Does that mean it'll need to be xtra-long tomorrow?

Current Archive being posted.

>>10241271
If we have a whole week left and we finish early, does that mean the rest of the time can be spent on fapfiction?

Also, your style is very rewarding considering this is a quest thread. You do a good job of incorporating lots of peoples ideas into one post. Glad you took my advice from an earlier thread about composing what you want to post in a Word doc and posting it after refreshing to check for new ideas.

>>10241332
>meanwhile, last night...
>teehee!
>Always remember that StonerDM loved you enough to shamelessly exploit his own creations

>>10241346
>And remember to comment, damn you, I'm not just posting smut out into the ether

>>10241392
>As long as we don't have to actively participate, fine.

>Quick thought: hope this isn't a bannable offense!
>lol, mods on /tg/

>>10241466
we are in auto sage anyway so...

>>10241466
I would be shocked with all the xenophile threads I've archi-- err, seen.

>>10241466
>Oh the irony if it were true.
>If BQ25 doesn't show up for a week, I'll just do it myself.

>>10241230
>Tomorrow may be the final episode of Bloodquest
With sup/tg/ down it looks like I won't be able to finish the conversion in time even if the time difference allows my schedule to match up. So remember:
bloodquest_publisher@hotmail.com


As for BloodQuest fap fiction, I've come to love the story so much that its like my favorite books, I don't want the story and characters ruined by it. But seeing as its being written by the creator, I'm making an exception.

>>10241490
>I don't know sup/tg/s policies for NSFW stuff, so I made a new thread so that this one won't get deleted. Probably not an issue, just being cautious
>>10241332

You could just post a link to a Rapidshit or Megaupload if you're that worried.

>>10241545
On that note, ArkhamArchivist@hotmail.com, for all your AA needs.

There's smut on page one.

And I'm not raging.

...I'mma go check the temperature in hell.

God damn it, where's the fucking archive, I need to know if this shit got archived or not

>>10242694
Don't worry Stoner
I've saved the page just in case it doesn't

We are archived, may this thread sage in peace.