lay off the snake squeezins you dirty hobo

>>10128159

you eet a point for thas awesome referance.

Why won't you call?

>>10128170

because youa ahare a whooret

Who is Wasteland Warrior?

>>10128180

a miserable pile of testicles

>>10128180

Get the fuck out and never come back.

>>10128142
1. Why won't you answer questions about delicious traps?

2. Could you restate your philosophy regarding shitting on dicks?

>>10128180

evene i dont know that, but if you google inage search me you will se my balls on like apathge 2

>>10128191

I willa sthit all ove r dicks proideid tha hoore naga isnt all ;ook at me, i shot on docks

and because tarps are waesome

What do you think of tits?

>>10128202
Jesus, how much have you had to drink?

>>10128180

He's a tripfag (obviously) who frequents /k/ a lot; hence the pic of him with a Mosin Nangant (or moist nugget, which is easier to pronounce in English.) Despite being a /k/ommando, he's actually quite the elegan/tg/entlemen in /tg/.

But this whole drunk-ass thread thing? This is new. This is gold.

>>10128228

titsaare grate

>>10128234

Iw as all "ehy bottole of bourbon, get in my stomache: and it was all NO US and i wasl all NO U and then ti wall asoo you driank me, now drink a case of pbr so tid idiat as I was told.

Faking drunk on the internet is the lowest form of internet dickery. Check your typing, you lazy hobo.

>>10128259

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 5.7MM?

You know, posting while wasted is poor form.

is it true your games are all combat and no RP

>>10128265

is hard. and spwll check s turned off

>>10128236

This is nothing new, Wasteland being drunk as hell is common knowledge.

Hey, Wasteland, get on Vocaroo and record yourself singing "Gay Bar" by the Electric 6.

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR NUGGETS!

m16 or AK-47? .45acp or 9mm? coke or pepsi?

Hey. Hey, Wasteland.

>Clips

>>10128289

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

>>10128277

hippy siht

>>10128283

the dh one ma be beaise the party is too damn trusting, biut genarelly its 50.050

Have you received any letters from government offices or elected officials lately?

Perhaps any replies to letters you have sent to them?

>>10128289
Oh no. That song is stuck in my head now.

>>10128301
m16, pepsis, .45 acp

>>10128304

fuck you hiioy

>>10128310
Oh okay. I had a friend who was in one and i was curious as that's what he told me.

Hey WW, my I just fapped and my dick hurts, but I want to fap again. What do?

>>10128353

i dunno, maybe notfar so hard

anywho, story time i reckon

HEY, WW.
I'M GONNA GO BUY SOME CLIPS FOR MY GOLD-PLATED DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLES.

I just want you to know that you are appreciated :3

>Ask a drunk wastelans warrior anythimg

Can you take another picture of your balls and post them, please?

>>10128374
stories are always good coming from you

>>10128374
STORYTIEM

si oin darj heresy the asceneded party gets a call from a geverner

hes all "Theres a cult on my planet being all disatritive and shit:

and they are all "we'll invetisgte"

so they go and rouhg up a clell of cultists, and the cultists spin them a tale

Theu say the governor is the heretic, and that the tau payaed him off to go and get a brand noew cherry ass inquisitorial team killed off so attention wouadl be drawn away from the front.

then the party dicedes that this dude who kows they were just apointed to inquisition or whatever is trustwhorithy, and they let him gio.

then they got shot al and eveyhting went to shit.

Sherman or T34?

FAL or G3?

Wad or Fold?

>>10128374
Drunken story time with uncle WW?

HAHA, FUCK YEAH!

Also, I LOVE YOU! <3

>>10128445

t34, fal, toilet paper is dasme, i need a bidet

>>10128442
SOMBOSY ALARRT THE GEVERNER

>>10128481

HTe govenor is dead, they stormptroopers eviceived a fake meessage then killedhim and ent radio sitenle and blew up the power grid.

I want that Enfield.

I love it when you're intoxicated, you wild man-beast, you~

>>10128503

an youar adorable

>>10128496
What else happened?

>>10128333

>m16, pepsis, .45 acp

WARRIOR CONFIRMED FOR COOL DUDE

describe your house

>>10128523

inated of maing the cultists xeno lovers or chaos lovetes I wass all "hey, why not make them dark mechanias" so i did, and now they contrll all vox channl,s so they can ordar tarond the pc's minions

You get that vodka I sent you?

>>10128536

whick wone, there are 2,parents split anall

hey WW bro, i cant find my boots.

any ideas where my faggot brother left them?

Hey Wasteland.

Is it possible for you to drink so much that you flip the universe around and become sober?

And possibly pantsless?

>>10128557
vopdka is for libreals and coomonsits, real mean prefer bourbom

>>10128547
Aaaannnddddd? What else?

>>10128573
You asked for grain alcohol, I got you what I had pocket change for.

>>10128467

>t34

>>10128585
Or... wait... shit... isn't vodka made from potatoes?

>>10128563

punch om inthe junl, that will show him, then danmaned to know where your boots are.

>>10128572

I dunno, can gnolabrd stop ruinign everything?

>>10128576

no the party is astuk in a scity with no power and loaded with pfd who think no john you ater the heretics

We should try and get pictures out of him. pictures of his P90.

>>10128605

more liiake communiptatots, amirite?

>>10128605
Nevermind, apparently you can make it out of anything short of dead people.

>>10128616
i will! that'll teach the little fucker!

>>10128616

>and loaded with pfd who think no john you ater the heretics

I don't know why, but this meme + content + barely legible drunken typing just cracked me up.

>>10128616
What silliness are you having their NPCs do?

>>10128605
Not all vodka. Some is made from grain.

Sobieski is an especially good vodka that is made from Dankowski Rye. It's Polish.

>>10128634
Damn straight, WW. I'll send another bottle along to replace the vodka. A fine bourbon and maybe an extra bottle of whiskey if I can dig one up.

>>10128620

im in anoother state, my two remiang guns are in nevada, anot dnoehtig of them are a goddamn belgian waiffle eating fuck carbine aliase a p90

>>10128645

pretyyt much shit i would do if ammo aws cheap and the law coundnt be all NO U and shoot me farom a helicptet

>>10128635
http://bakonvodka.com/
If you can make bacon out of it, by default, you can now make a vodka out of it.

>>10128684
Liiikkkeee? Come on man, be drunkanly entertaining!

>>10128684
WW~ If you die we can't have sexy times anymore...

>>10128666

>anot dnoehtig of them are a goddamn belgian waiffle eating fuck carbine aliase a p90

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah I know you don't own a p90, I was just trolling to see what you'd say. And it was worth it.

From now on, I am going to refer to p90s as "Belgian Waffle-Eating Fuck Carbines."

greetings wasteland warrior, live long and prosper

>>10128616
That shouldn't be too hard...

>>10128693
Is... is it bacon -flavored- or -fermented- bacon?

>>10128716

I can nver diae. i wamimmune to alcohol positning.

>>10128715

The death koprplatoon they were assigned has dug in after going on a rapmage after the cultists dreased all pdf like and shot rpgs ar their valkieyre, and the sororistas have just been purgimt the shit out of suttf.

The stormptrppers, shot uthe guoverorn, then knocked the pweor out and are not wout to shoot up the eccliciarchy.

>>10128753
Hmm, just bacon flavored...

>>10128727

\Ima actually a criminal jusitce major, and i am cgonna paint that pn my squad car.

>>10128722
>>10128722

>>10128779

>a criminal jusitce major

My aunt works at FLETC. I'm going to tell her to watch her fucking ass if you're ever sent down their for supplemental training.

>>10128779
No shit? The guy who likes to roleplay irredeemably evil badasses wants to be a cop one day?

Actually that makes a fucked up kind of sense...

>>10128800

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentlemen.

>>10128800

get me two of those and teal'c and I can destroy any army

>>10128807
>>10128807

>their

.... aaaand apperently my own Journalism major isn't sticking well. Fuck.

>>10128829
Can't let you do that, Starfox. Teal'c doesn't drink Bakon.

>>10128800

Ii knwe a feller from belgium, and he was deathly afraod that all americas wehre racist ass nascar wathicng bud light drinking incest living hillbilly chuds.

He gets off the plmae, and I was suppsed to pick hm up.

We are driving to his gf's plac,e and I just look to him ana say "SO boy, i reccokn you like waffles, dont you." in a dppe south accent.

He fareakd the fuck out whn i tol him this was pnckae county and if he didnt lik hit we could perfoam a coold old fag drag with the pickup dtruck.

>>10128829

>>10128845

>He fareakd the fuck out whn i tol him this was pnckae county and if he didnt lik hit we could perfoam a coold old fag drag with the pickup dtruck.

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS PANCAKE COUNTRY

FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE OH FUCK GOD LAUGHING JESUS

>>10128817

The fuked up thing is ai have to buy my down damn gun.

taurus or 1911, hard to choose man, 1911 is all upi nt the .45 acp 's grill, but the beretta is all I HAVE !% SHOTS

>>10128891
GO with the M1911 man, classics are classics.

>>10128845
>>10128884
Yea that was fucking gold WW, well done

>>10128891

They make .45s that have 13 or 14 shots in the magazine, you know.

>>10128926
You mean clip.

>>10128891

>The fuked up thing is ai have to buy my down damn gun.

What the fuck?

>taurus or 1911, hard to choose man, 1911 is all upi nt the .45 acp 's grill, but the beretta is all I HAVE !% SHOTS

.45 ACP. If you don't hit with the first four rounds, you're not going to hit at all.

>>10128926

doubke stack .45acp is for child poinraogrpahers who masturbate so macu they have huge hands. signle stakc fo life son.

>>10128938

Get out summerfag/troll/shitface

>>10128941

yeah, but what if i "accidaatnt" shoot some reporter an naeedto make sure the camera crea and any bustanders "undeatand my side of this story" if you cathc my drift

>>10128942
Eh, are cops allowed to use HPs?

>>10128926

Buuuuut they're double-stack. Fat-assed guns with fat-assed grips. Course, if you're buying a black gun, I guess you LIEK BIG GRIPS AND YOU CANNOT LIE

>>10128942
>signle stakc fo life son

And single stacks are for people with fairy hands.

>>10128884

>>10128845
>He fareakd the fuck out whn i tol him this was pnckae county and if he didnt lik hit we could perfoam a coold old fag drag with the pickup dtruck.

I SPIT OUT MY FUCKING COLA ALL OVER MY MONITOR BECAUSE OF THAT

>>10128966

Keep a spare magazine on you that isn't in your mag pouch.

"LOOK SIR, ONLY FOUR ROUNDS WERE FIRED FROM MY GUN"

>>10128972

I dont masubrate elephants in my spar time, so double stakc .45 is unwieldy.

Althouh if it is tax decutable, I will have a hk socom as my carry piece, juust fo fuck with every fucker i mast

Yeah, its a crew saerved hangun, what of it?

>>10128986

nigga you just went full retard.

>>10128949
But trolling Wasteland, especially while drunk, is my passtime!

>>10128992

I have no "fukkin saved" macro, so here's a Ki-27.

>>10129003
> I will have a hk socom as my carry piece

NO!!! GO DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE!!!

SOCOM is for faggots

>>10129003

>Yeah, its a crew saerved hangun, what of it?

There's no place to put a bayonet on it.

>>10129050

beautiful.

>>10129050

I find em sued for $800 or so.

Question yll

I am gonna have some money coming up in the all when i hav a job.

Should i get a

decent ar 15

century fn fal

century ak and a shotgun

century psl

>>10129054

bot with that tttitutde, they sai iI couldnt put a handgun on my ak an a little duct tap and my .44 and U wa was ll NO U

>>10129070
>century ak and a shotgun

If you can get two guns for the price of just one of the others, go for it.

>>10129032
>>10129032

>>10129092

I could aate 8 nuggets, for the piarce of one gun,

centuyat is one of thie less thn reputable gun barnads though

its o i get a depemdalbe ar, or do i get sometihg wild and crazy just for shist and gillges?

wasteland, I have to admit, while your stories are profoundly awesome and have practically moved me to tears on a few occasions (seriously!), you babbling while drunk is utterly hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

that being said, carry on my drunken son.

>>10129080
WAT?!

I say, go with shist and gillges.
You've got serious hardware to spare, as is.

>>10129070

Decent AR-15. Fucker is good for everything. Don't even know why you'd want a PSL. May as well put a scope on an AK and call it a day.

>>10129103

... and you picked one that'd be suitable for a guy who happens to have a Ki-27 pic on his hard drive (i.e. a planefag.) You're all kinds of awesome tonight.

>>10129130

I HAVE ASSTCOPE ON MY AK...but its in 5,56

DONT JUGE ME

>>10129124

I bought a .44 revolver, an afor shits an giggles I ductaped it to my ak and ent to the range, evont got a laugh out of it, and i kept fuking with the dude whao teaches a taticool shooting clin taht it was for shooting out oddor lookcs for pbreackeing.

>>10129080

>they sai iI couldnt put a handgun on my ak an a little duct tap and my .44 and U wa was ll NO U

There is a yo dawg out there depicting this exact scenario. Like, somebody invented an under-barrel mount to hold a handgun underneath an AR-15.

>>10129206

they make em afor glocks, but glokc is cocks

>>10129171

>.44 on an AK as a master key system

So basically this, except more Wasteland-y.

>>10128573
>vopdka is for libreals and coomonsits, real mean prefer bourbom

quoted for fucking truth,

I tip my glass to ya, WW

>>10129253
>>10129253

fbbfuallo trace is here, all others bourbons is faggots

>>10129226

>glock on an AR

HAHA OH WOW

Wastleland Warrior, try your hand at drunk rap

>>10129263

ist an underbbarrl grenade

>>10129279

Sorry bor,, two whiate

Alright. Tell me what you think of kender instead.

>>10129260
Never tried it, but I'll go buy a bottle after work tomorrow, Hoss.

And note - I'm buying it because YOU recommended it. There WILL be a progress report.

WW, you sound like you are completely batshit insane in real life.

That being said, I would take up drinking to share one with you.

BLOWOUT COMING SOON FELLOW STALKER

>>10129302

golddes coommonist jihado faggots, ever last one of em

kill em all

then ashiat all over the reainens, and make puni sticks

so mama kneder wiill be all

mah boi

and then fall in a piunji pit

>>10129312
whet?

>>10129329
> mah boi

and that's when I fell out of my chair

>>10129332

NOW

Fuck yeah

>>10129337
>>10129337
>>10129337
>>10129337
>>10129337
>>10129337
>>10129337


well ahatn you coul say this whol thred,,,,,,,,,

pusst on sunglases

....blows?
yyyeahg

>>10129329

Third win quote of the thread.

MAI BOI

>>10129353

conession time

i have no afucing idea what maboi means, it hust shounded cool and apportioarte

>>10129351

>>10129351
HUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUE

>>10129359

You'll understand your own wit better tomorrow morning.

>>10129351
oh god, the mental image of that...
i think i just woke the neighbors with how loud I laughed

Wasteland Warrior - Master storyteller while sober, master comedian while drunk.

>>10129388

id do ahat tatermelon crushing hooer, thnbeall chauviantists ic and then take a beating

nut it awaold all be worht if for some o that poon tang

>>10129359
>i have no afucing idea what maboi means, it hust shounded cool and apportioarte

wat

>>10129410

Same here.

Dem legs is fuckin' sexy.

>>10129410

So you're a legs man?

>>10129420

thas just seome elf sayin, it , i ahve no iadea what it mas,

also, you can piss through a scaren door, dont let any jew liberal midaie poeple tell you otehrestise

>>10129452

i an as s man, guess thats wy i lik geiing caught in traps

>>10129453

Why are you pissing through screen doors?

>>10129474

\
the bathroon is all Im too ficking ar awaal, and I was ll fuck that hippy shit

so ipiieed out my window, ian it has a creen

>>10129483
Dare I ask what you do when you need to take a shit?

Christ man.

>>10129514
And by that I mean WW confirmed for Christ.

>>10129503

I duno, your mom still make thosuc scheieser videos?

>>10129351
Sorry for the delay.
Rum spilled when I laughed my ass off.

>>10129547

What vids are those?

yals allright, imma gona pass aout, peace nigs

>>10129540
More like Muhammad.

>>10129658
Have a good one, WW. See you in the morning.
If you puke, post results.

HHOYLY SHIT HIATS A LOT oA BLOOD

>>10129743
wat

>>10129743
I am concerned, baffled and intrigued in equal measure.

>>10129743
My money's on WW shitting the bed >>10129788

>>10129907
...and finding blood?

Oh. Forgot. 4chan.

>>10129743

What happened bro?

WW, is it true you shaved your beard? I heard the news and was afraid.

>>10129981
Also, come back onto the streams; we missed you~