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    272 KB Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:14 No.10098576  
    My DM killed off my familiar because I forgot to FEED IT.
    Fucking hyperrealists. he handles a schedule of when we have to eat/sleep/piss/defecate. Is this dude for real or is he just trollin?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:15 No.10098585
    A mixture of both + a hint of control freak/sadism.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:15 No.10098596
    Pffffft, lol

    Where are you playing this shittiness? Sounds like you got yourself an aspergersDM.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:16 No.10098611
    I can understand different levels of trying to handle some realism.
    But that is just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:16 No.10098628
    but familiars dont have to eat or breathe
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:18 No.10098667
    Have your character just stop eating. Like, whenever food comes up, openly declare your character doesn't eat. Or drink.

    Alternatively, go into ludicrous detail. Detail taking shits in the woods. How you grope and fuck barmaids. The way you smell after a long time on the road. Agonisingly detailed descriptions; if he wants realism, give him fucking realism.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:18 No.10098670
    >Ulric the ranger moves to attack, but suddenly soils his pants because he hasn't defecated this session. -6 charisma until he changes and showers.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:19 No.10098678
    Really, thing's just don't die from not being fed, I'd imagine to make it fair your DM would point out that your familiar is really fatigued.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:20 No.10098715

    That's... that's not hyperrealist. A hungry animal doesn't just sit around looking normal then OH I M DED.

    A hyperrealist DM would make your familiar irritate the shit out of you till it got fed, or have it go hunting/foraging.

    Your DM is either a troll or a retard. Can't be sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:20 No.10098724
    One would hope that a familiar would be smart enough to feed itself.
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    > Extra vinegar-ey
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:23 No.10098762
    Most likely a retard.

    I had a similiar experience with a DM, except it was on a PC. We were shipwrecked, and floating along on flotsam, one PC down at negatives.

    We treated his wounds, but then one of the days the DMs said he was dead. We asked why, and the DM told us we had forgot to give him water. We asked what, and he told us we never specifically mentioned that we gave him water.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:24 No.10098792
    DAWWW, what a cute sleeping birdie. I love those little birds that just hop around all hyper-like :3
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    I mourn for your loss, OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:25 No.10098816
    ...Can't familiars communicate with their master?

    Why the fuck did the familiar just up and die without, I dunno, asking for food? If it can't talk, it's still way more intelligent than a normal animal, being a familiar. It should have bugged him or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:26 No.10098830
    Don't you have a telepathic link with a familiar? Once that goes both ways? Isn't that the whole point of a familiar?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:27 No.10098850
    This isn't hyperrealism. What's happened is for whatever reason, the DM doesn't like a player or character and uses a situation as an excuse to kill them.

    Think of it like this..

    The DM hates the character/player but unwilling to confront him with it. So he hurts the character/player in a way that is both arbitrary (Little rational) but in a way that upsets them (DM knows it is bullshit).

    The idea is to make that person quit the game because your DM is a pussy.

    So it's neither Hyperrealist or retarded. He's just a pussy
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:28 No.10098862
    I remember once, during a tense situation where my party was crossing a rope bridge in a dense jungle. We were getting hunted by angry man-eating baboons at the time.

    Suddenly he tells me that because of that huge meal I ate, as well as the mushrooms from earlier, my character now has to shit megabad and will literally deposit bricks soon.

    It didn't end well.
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:28 No.10098870
    All Wizards have an empathic link with their Familiar at level 1, and can out-and-out communicate with it telepathically as though speaking past level 10 or so I think.
    Also, Familiars don't need to eat. They have a magical relationship with you that sustains them; to all intents and purposes, you ARE them, which is why you are able to cast spells through them and why you take damage as though you'd taken a horrible shock when they die.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:35 No.10098981
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    I call bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:36 No.10098998
    sorry to mention, we play 3.5.
    Per 3.5 rules, familiars are magical beasts which need to eat, sleep and breathe.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)19:51 No.10099305

    Doesn't matter. See

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:00 No.10100669
    1) Real Life: Start a fight. Try to get them to throw the first punch, flip the table, throw things. Do this at their house. Tear their books and notes.

    2) Online: DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO RUIN THEIR CAMPAIGN. Plot with other players that hate this GM. Find their emails, facebooks, identities, Chat ID's, etc and see if you can't use them to fuck with this person.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:18 No.10101015
    That's an awful lot for something as minor as a dead familiar in a role playing game
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)21:23 No.10101103
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    Also, it's not worth it. I once bashed my DM in the negative (he lost consciousness) with the dungeon masters guide, straight in the face. He fell back and hit the wall with his head.

    Suddenly, everyone was on their feet (which DIDNT happen as the DM pushed me arround/insulted me). But I still was the first one to call an ambulance.

    Was nothing that serious though. But on of my bro made "WHOS DUNGEON MASTER NOW" an annoying catchphrase-reminder for me to keep my temper.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:24 No.10101130
    It's not nearly enough!
    OP's DM sucks at DMing. If I were him (OP) I'd just stop playing, it's clearly not much fun to play in his game.

    When I run games, I run under the assumption that It's my job to make sure everybody in the party is having a good time; and that if I suck at my job, they will leave.
    You don't have to put up with shitty DMing.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:25 No.10101150
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    I think this story needs to be told.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)21:27 No.10101188
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    Maybe tomorrow, it's 3 AM now and I have to get up for uni in 4 hours.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:28 No.10101195
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    I have to hear this!
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)21:29 No.10101222
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    Alright, alright. Short version or cinematic one? I have to warn you, last one is gonna take a little while, also my english isn't perfect & I lack sleep.

    Still interested?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:30 No.10101226

    I'll hold you to that!

    Besides, sleep is overrated.

    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:31 No.10101245
    Brace for it...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:32 No.10101271
    >Tear their books and notes.
    >Damage thirty five dollars worth of books or more

    Enjoy never gaming in that area again.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:33 No.10101287
    4e is superior, with its OotS derived familiar mechanics
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:34 No.10101301
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    Oh yes.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:35 No.10101316
    note: said betterness is only claimed to pertain to familiar rules and should not be construed as EDITION WARZ TIEM
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:39 No.10101387
    Good Call.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:42 No.10101422

    I actually liked 3.0's handling of the paladin mounts better then 3.5. But I think the real issue is that the mechanics are simply emulating what the players do any damn way- ignore familiars/warhorses/cohorts exist until the exact moment they're needed.

    It's the rulebook throwing it's metaphysical arms in the air and going OH WELL FUCK IT
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)21:42 No.10101429
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    So, we were playing a german role-playing game called "DSA", which translates to "The black eye". The playing group was made of people I knew, it was 1 bro tier friend, his little brother and 1 guy I didn't really know.

    The DM attended school with me, this is how I got into all of this. I was reading an RPG-book in school, again, and he was like "Oh, DSA? I thought about starting a group, interested?". Of course, I was. Little did I know what was to come.
    Well, first off, I knew that guy was a little of a racist. He used to make WW2 jew jokes all the time, and admittitly, there is nothing wrong with a joke here and then, as long as everyone gets one on their cost. He also mistreated his gf, which was a friend of mine, but I was k with that, because as long as the girl would stay with him, it was her fault. No bad feelings.

    Well, first time playing, in his house... well, his parents house. Group rally! His brother plays a warrior from a knight academy, my bro tier friend plays a female elf ranger, the one guy plays... I think it was a pirate, but I'm not so sure anymore. Anyway, I decide that even as muc h as I'd like to play something that kicks ass, this group has enough of those. So I say I play a (medival) doctor/medic. One from the southern people.

    "What, you want to play a nigger?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:43 No.10101436

    ... or the rulebook *physically* punching out the lights of one who is disregarding its teachings in a manner most heinous.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:46 No.10101491
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    Oh boy! This is going to be good!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:48 No.10101516
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    Whatever you do, don't forget to feed your henchmen. You don't want them dropping off too. Also, be sure to tell your DM every time you inhale and exhale, otherwise you might pass out.

    "The ruined hall stretches far into the darkness, shadows from your torch dan--"
    "I inhale."
    "Uh. Okay. Um... dancing along its crumbling walls. Although its impossible to make out details in the flickering light, the walls--"
    "I exhale."
    "Uh... in the... uh... flickering light... of the torch... you can't see any details. But the wherever the walls are intact, you discern fading--"
    "I inhale."
    "I inhale too."
    "Wait, does anybody remember if I inhaled or exhaled last time?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:48 No.10101518
    >The Black Eye
    Isn't that the fucking hardcore one? With negative attributes as well as positive attributes? The one that spawned the Realms of Arkania PC games?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:49 No.10101532
    Familiars aren't real animals. Your DM is a retard.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:50 No.10101556
    Also, the 4e treatment of familiars is more in line with familiars of myth rather than Disney Magic Animal Bullshit.

    Familiars are always either projections of the witch or mage's own spirit, or another spirit taking on physical form, NEVER a mundane animal given unnatural intelligence.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)21:51 No.10101566

    Yes. DSA has a preset setting which is binding, and a set of very strict rules. It also has an amazing amount of background fluff and optional rules. All in all, it is a great system, and you know what you're getting into.

    Well, not in this case:

    "No. I'm playing a medic from the southern people. They have a darker skin, but I took a -feat- that allows me to look totally unrecognizable, since I prefer to be an unseen helper."

    "Alright. Just letting you know there are SOME racists out there?"

    "Oh, I read the setting. Racism is not that big an issue anywhere, and absolutly none where our campain is gonna start. Right?"

    "Yeah, sure! It's all like it's in the books!"

    Well, I HAD a bad feeling about this.

    "Playing that... now I'm sure you're gay!"

    "Well yeah, gay but happy"

    It was no big deal. He made these jokes a lot, and I never took those to heart. I mean, whats the big deal? Someone calls me gay, I laugh it off, noone gets hurt, everyone profits. It's common as a guy with long hair.
    I'm not shitting you with his next statement. It seems unbelievable to me now that I write it, but this is really what he said.

    "Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:52 No.10101574
    Why is it that every time someone does something you don't like nowadays it's "HERP DERP AUTIST"?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:52 No.10101575
    >he handles a schedule of when we have to defecate
    Freud would say that he got stuck on the anal stage.
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    >"Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:54 No.10101607
    You know what other trip"friend" avatarfagged with an annoying anime character and derailed threads to talk about himself?

    Jim Profit.
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    >"Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:54 No.10101617
    >"Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"

    You're a stronger man than me. I would have left then and there.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:55 No.10101623
    I'd say that low-level autism/aspergers is more prevalent in tabletop gaming than in most subcultures. I work at a LGS... I see this... some of the most mouth-breathiest, neck-beardiest people in the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:55 No.10101626

    You are a faggot.

    Please continue, Lazerus.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:56 No.10101641

    Shush you.


    >"Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"

    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)21:57 No.10101655
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    >"Should've known from your girlfriend. Now wherever does she hide her dick?"
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:58 No.10101666
    Unless you're a hardy English northerner. Then you'd make him swallow his teeth and shove the rulebook up his ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:58 No.10101667
    You're just upset because it's true.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)21:58 No.10101669
    You should join the military for a term sometime. See the world a bit, and find that everyone everywhere is a dysfunctional creep.
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    >implying that's not the exact moment that he leaned over the table and smashed his face in
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:00 No.10101699
    Join the military! See new aspies?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:00 No.10101704
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    No, no, you have to use a macro + meme. Like this one. This is a good one, this particular image.

    +1 for doing your homework though.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:00 No.10101706
    It's true. Profit was a tripfag and an avatarfag, and derailed threads to talk about himself.

    Now piss off.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:00 No.10101707
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    "Ok listen, I have no problems with you calling me gay, but talking like that about my gf is outta line!" I hated saying that, because it meant he finally hit a spot I cared about with his jokes. But he just laughed, waved, and continued.

    So we start playing.
    "You all sit together in the tavern."
    I felt like... ok, I know this works for the classic D&D group, but in this case I was going to be a little bitchy about this.

    "A warrior with a 2-h sword, a medic from the southern people, an ELF and a pirate just happened to meet at a random table in a town where none of us actually has buisness?"

    "Well, you all know each other for a long time now and use to travel together. You thought going north would be a good idea."

    Eh. Ok. Whatever. Take a deep breath. Take those 3 pages of character story you wrote, and just hit delete. It's ok. Nothing of value will be lost.

    We all order drinks. The pirate makes friends with some mercenaries from the next table. One of them looks taller and more muscular then the others, and drinks the strongest drink they have like water. The pirate wants to earn some points with him and makes for the bartender, only to see him (behind the counter, of course) spit in my drink.

    "Filthy southern bastard"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:01 No.10101723
    How is this derailing when everyone asked for his story?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:01 No.10101724
    Why the fuck did this make me laugh so much?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:01 No.10101726
    Whilst your points are technically true, Jim Profit didn't wait to be asked before derailing a thread to talk about him.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:02 No.10101743
    (probably should mention elves and the like are incredably rare and rarely have buisness outside their settlements)
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:03 No.10101761
    I couldn't care less if this guy WAS Profit.
    He's being interesting and telling a /tg/ related story people want to hear.

    Still, fun observation.
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    >GM going out of his way to piss you off
    Dude, did you molest him before this or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:04 No.10101772
    That was a response to the guy implying AL is the same as Profit. Obviously, I don't share that opinion.
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    >Take those 3 pages of character story you wrote, and just hit delete. It's ok. Nothing of value will be lost.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:07 No.10101818
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    >Take those 3 pages of character story you wrote, and just hit delete. It's ok. Nothing of value will be lost.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:08 No.10101841
    Feels bad man
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:08 No.10101843
    Well how about you do that shit then?
    >> Lovely Lee !!Hp6axRcygFE 05/27/10(Thu)22:08 No.10101851
    Honestly, Jim Profit has been gone for quite some time. I haven't even seen him mentioned in months.

    Whoever is telling this story, carry on.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:10 No.10101880
    your DM is a faggot.

    I know a guy just like that.

    I'm not letting him DM my group and found another guy to DM our next game.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:10 No.10101889
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    "Did I see that?"

    "No, you didn't. Remember, you were making dice to gamble with."

    "Oh, right."

    Well, the pirate returns and grins at me as the bartender brings us the drinks, and my character, of course, drinks his.

    "Hm, this northern brew tastes weird."

    It was supposed to be a joke for other players to enjoy. That is, until the bartender turned arround.


    "Dude, you know I spent quite an amount of points on not beeing recognizable?"

    "Yeah, yeah, I know. He rolled on (en equivalent of sense motive), and this is not his first time seeing one of your RACE. He rolled like a god."

    "Alright. Well, this is not the first time people get mistreated for no reason, so I better get out. It looks like he's about to throw stuff at me."

    "Indeed he is. Roll for dodge, (IMMENSE PENALTY) since you just turned your back to him."
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SVhC87/S7i2 05/27/10(Thu)22:12 No.10101945
    the way the DM's acting, you'd think your friend/his gf must have moaned your name while in bed. Jesus what an ass.
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:13 No.10101961
    WTF, man. Was this guy with the NPD or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:14 No.10101973
    Are you POSITIVE you didn't bang his little sister?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:15 No.10101984
    What the fuck does he think this is, FATAL? He going to ask you to roll to sneeze next?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:17 No.10102026
    Ugh. Those dark southern savages, always stirring up trouble in reputable white northern civilized businesses.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:18 No.10102053
    Uh...huh...I really think you raped his little sister and cat. This man hates you with a passion.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:18 No.10102057
    My sergeants pretty much embodied the screaming manchild trope.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:19 No.10102062
    Why are you bringing up sergals?

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    "P-please be gentle."
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:22 No.10102112
    Obviously, I didn't make it. The bartender throws something that hits me with damage equal to a battleaxe. Resulting in a wound. That is some serious buisness. In this system, it's not the damage you fear most, but wounds. They kill you, one way or the other. Immense penalties on everything, and if untreated, you will die from them.

    "Ouch. That bartender must've been a half an orc to throw it with that much force. I will wait for the group outside while tending to my wound, I'm an expert at treating combat injuries, so this will be easy. 70% of my points went in there"

    "Sorry to tell you, but how are you going to look after a wound at the back of your head?"

    "What, he hit the head? Nice that you tell me. But I bought a little mirror just in case things like this would happen. Also, the rules state that I can tend myself with a (small penalty) per wound."

    "Well, I'm the DM and I don't see how you could treat that wound."

    "Alright, fine. I'll try to find a doctor in this town."

    "You do, but he charges (HORRIBLE OVERPRIZED)."

    "What? I can't pay that much! I'm gonna die from this if he doesn't help me! I try to appeal to his mercy, and say the twelve gods surely wouldn't want him to leave a stranger bleeding to death at his doorstep."
    "He yells at you for mentioning the gods, as the southern people do not worship the twelve. He throws a scalpel at you, you can't dodge since you're obviously running away, and hits you for 3 damage. He shouts you shall come back when you have the money."

    The party, in the meantime, tries to talk to the bartender about what just has happened, but he gets angry and calls them bad names for even travelling with me.

    I am a very patient man...
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:22 No.10102114
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    >Where all the white women at?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:22 No.10102120
    Alright, knock that the fuck off now!
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:24 No.10102146
    >I am a very patient man...
    inb4 next post consists of "I lost my patience and fucked his face up."
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:24 No.10102148
    Seems that way... I think I would have left.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:24 No.10102151

    Probably the image. I mean, dat fuckin chipmunk, man. Dat chipmunk.


    >"Indeed he is. Roll for dodge, (IMMENSE PENALTY) since you just turned your back to him."

    If the DM allowed you and the party to give him the vicious asskicking the character deserves, he could almost squeeze by as not being a shithead.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:25 No.10102157
    NO. BAD.

    You should feel bad for that. If I could hit you with a rolled up newspaper over the internet I would.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:25 No.10102164
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    >"He yells at you for mentioning the gods, as the southern people do not worship the twelve. He throws a scalpel at you, you can't dodge since you're obviously running away, and hits you for 3 damage. He shouts you shall come back when you have the money."

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:26 No.10102184
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    >that whole, entire, fucking post
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:27 No.10102201
    Guys am I to empathetic if I'm actually getting more and more angry as the story goes on?

    Like legitimately pissed?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:28 No.10102205

    Tell your DM it's not possible because the familiar shares a link with its master and you'd know if it were hungry or needed something. Then punch him in the face for being a douche.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:28 No.10102207
    OP, get the fuck out of there. Seriously, that DM is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:28 No.10102212
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    Wait. So the doctor also was able to do a sense-motive/spot whatever check to figure out you were an undetectable southerner?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:29 No.10102226
    That's not the OP, that's someone completely different.

    Thankfully, this story results in someone's face getting broken with a book!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:29 No.10102228
    I'm pretty pissed too. Thats some grade A bullshit.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:29 No.10102230
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    He's not OP... but this is his thread now.
    Not complaining, mind... I want to hear this story.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:30 No.10102238
    You guys are getting upset over nothing. In case you can't tell, the moment he realized this guy wanted to fuck with him, it became a game of patiently waiting for him to fuck himself over.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:30 No.10102247
    After adding a scalpel to my inventory, which are rare and immensly high-priced tools...

    "How shall I get so much money? I don't even have half of what he wants."

    "Well, you could sell your body to him? Looks like it wouldn't be the first time?"

    Ok, another joke. Fine. I wait outside the pub for my party, and ask them to lend me money. They do. I get treated, but just enough that I won't die.

    We then get some sort of "quest" from a travelling priest. The Niveses, people from the far north, are having trouble with their animals. Most of their tribes are ill due to a disease and hence can't take care of them, let alone guide them to the marketplace where they're supposed to get traded for survival equipment and the like.

    Heroes as we are, we help out.

    But for some reason, someone doesn't want us to help these people. Because... well... we meet the people and agree to help them, beginning a long journey with a lot of animals.

    And then, one night, as everyone sits by the fire...

    DMPC #1 and #2 appear...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102262

    >You guys are getting upset over nothing. In case you can't tell, the moment he realized this guy wanted to fuck with him, it became a game of patiently waiting for him to fuck himself over.

    Perfectly plausible. But what's making /tg// so angry is that he didn't have to wait even thirty seconds for DM to not only fuck himself over, but to prove himself the biggest, most worthless shitstain within ten square miles.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102264
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    >DMPC #1 and #2 appear...

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102265
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    DMPC's? Two of them? Oh this just gets better and better.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102268
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    Frankly I'm ALMOST sad that I know how it ends already.

    This could well be up there with the feminazi diplomancer if it had retained the element of surprise.

    It's still pretty damn good mind you, JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED!

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102272
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:32 No.10102274
    >DMPC #1 and #2 appear...
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:33 No.10102284

    >After adding a scalpel to my inventory, which are rare and immensely high-priced tools...

    I like the cut'o'yer jib, sonny-jim. By gaw, I do.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:34 No.10102300

    Going to say...

    DMPC 1 will represent the DM's ideal male who will constantly emasculate and threaten the posters character

    DMPC 2 will represent the DM's ideal female and constantly try to sexually and genderly humiliate the character.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:34 No.10102310
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    >DMPC #1 and #2 appear...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:35 No.10102320
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    >DMPC #1 and #2 appear..


    Agreed. And you know what? If only the first part of the story was so horrid it made /tg/ rage in sympathy, it might still manage it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:35 No.10102321
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    > feminazi diplomancer

    I am intrigued

    tell me more

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:35 No.10102330
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    I'm betting on a Deliverance reference, with banjos.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:36 No.10102337
    I think I have the link to it, gimme a sec to find it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:36 No.10102339

    Have fun!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:36 No.10102347
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    Nope! Pretty much sharing the same reaction here!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:37 No.10102350
    That was very nearly linkmind
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:37 No.10102352
    said I don't have the permission to access it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:37 No.10102353



    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:38 No.10102363
    suptg is down for streaming atm

    so far as i know you can still archive, just not access anything

    tis mildly annoying
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:39 No.10102369
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    I'm growing tired of yelling on my laptop, so you will fight this DM! Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all so it will not rise again !
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:39 No.10102371
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:39 No.10102376
    Hmm, appears that the archives are down. Google Chrome must have the fucking thing in it's cache.

    Anyone have the image of it?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:39 No.10102377
    I am your doppelganger and you are mine.

    We are one in the same, yet very different. I am you and you are me. We are one.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:39 No.10102379
    Is this what you're looking for?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:40 No.10102390

    I was LITERALLY just about to do that.

    freaking minscbookjusticeDMFACEMITE mind!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:40 No.10102397
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    Both screencap pic versions are already posted in another thread, too. Woe.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:41 No.10102413
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    >I am you and you are me.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:42 No.10102424

    >>10102379 looks like it links to one of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:42 No.10102427
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    Frankly, the archive version is far superior because /tg/'s reaction to that story was GLORIOUS!

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:42 No.10102433

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    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:43 No.10102439
    You might recognize him. That taller-then-the-rest mercenary that shared a considerable amount of characteristics with the DM?
    He comes straight at us. Engaging (DMs little brother) in an epic, cinematic fight, no dice rolls or weapons involved. At least that is how he describes it. Yeah, he said "epic" out loud as I asked what they were doing.

    Of course, we are on our feet and want to help him. Thats when #2 makes his entrance.

    An Elf. FLYING above us, previously invisible. With a bow. He shoots in front of my foot. At this point I should, AGAIN point out that elves are incredably rare, that they rarely have ANY buisness with humans, and that there IS NO MENTION OF AN ELVEN MERCENARY IN ANY OF THE BOOKS. And again, for a reason. But this one, indeed, is an elven mercenary, and he teamed up with "IM ME IN GOOD".

    I test my courage (just for myself), succeed, and grab for my light crossbow, while the rest of the party sits and watches the battle, since the elf apparantly just doesn't want anyone else to be involved. Yeah, he said that. At night. From 100 feet above. While 2 people were beating the shit out of each other.
    "Don't interfere".

    Well, remember me going for my crossbow? The DM rolls some dice behind his screen, and then tells me that I get (BUTTLOAD OF DAMAGE) on my right hand, and I tell him that that is enough to cause 2 wounds. He says I lost my pointer- and midfinger as an arrowed pierced precicly through them. What he is implying is that my career as a doctor is over. Of course, I drob my weapon and fall to the ground, trying to stop the bleeding.

    The battle from #1 and DMs little brother ends draw, of course. #1, who just happened to have the same attitude as our beloved DM, pulls of a few lines, and leaves.

    You think an encounter like that is bad, right?

    They came back the next night.

    And the night after that.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:43 No.10102442
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    >I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:43 No.10102444
    With a great big embrace and a love shared between us.

    Will not you say you love me too, for I love thine?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:44 No.10102457
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    ... you know, I haven't seen that fucker for years. But now, looking at him, I realize he's ten times the faggot I remember him as. And at age 10, I held him to be Fagarian, King of the Fags.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:46 No.10102500
    No that honor clearly belongs to the DM

    Dear fuck
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:46 No.10102503
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    I can FEEL the Bookfacesmitejustice building up....


    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:46 No.10102506
    The OP must leave, for his sanity and his will shall be destroyed by this monster. Do not heed his will.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:46 No.10102509
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    >They came back the next night.

    >And the night after that.

    >implying you fucking tolerated that shit long enough for two more game days to pass, however brief
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:47 No.10102515
    >Yeah, he said "epic" out loud as I asked what they were doing.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:47 No.10102516
    >DM holds up entire party so his DMPC can have an "epic duel" with his little brothers PC whilst the rest of the party does... nothing.

    Jesus christ I thought this guy just hated you and wasn't that great a DM but no. He is officially the shittiest shitty DM in the history of dungeons masters who are shitty.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:47 No.10102529
    Anyone else would've set the DM on fire by this point.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:48 No.10102534
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    Hey guys what's up in this thre-HOLY FUCK I MAD.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:49 No.10102550

    >No that honor clearly belongs to the DM

    I want everyone to realize what a profound observation this anon just made.

    First, look at this post again:


    Then contemplate the fact that the DM in this story is TEN TIMES THE FAGGOT AS WHAT IS IN THAT HORRIFIC PICTURE.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:49 No.10102559
    This is a pretty bad DM (tm). Not horrible, but bad.

    Basically carries his own beliefs into the world and is more interested in winning real life favours than anything else. I imagine OP has a life and friends, and was going along because its like watching a fire from across the block.

    You're in no danger, but you want to see how things turn out, and you can leave anytime. I imagine OP was snickering with the others the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:49 No.10102560

    So this guy's girlfriend is a friend of yours?

    I am betting she talks you up in private and he's real jealous.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:49 No.10102565
    1. Roll to save (fortitude) and eat dirt to sustain yourself.
    2. Contract disease and hold onto it, long enough that nothing short of a wish will eliminate said contagion.
    3. Vomit on important NPCs and possibly PCs.
    4. When something kills you, roll for odds on making it something forceful, as though mimicing Diablo 2 Necromancer's Corpse Explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:50 No.10102581
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    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)22:52 No.10102606
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    How the fuck could you have stood this guy for more than one session?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:54 No.10102638
    if Lazerus was a character in Dark Heresy he would have 90 willpower. This is a fact.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:55 No.10102643
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    At this point I was really bored. I got out some D&D books to read. I was just staying out of not wanting to be a dick. Every night, the flying elf prevents us from interfering (he always hits, I tried out and almost lost my foot), and the mercenary JUMPS over ANY previously planted traps and engages the warrior in a fist fight.
    And then one night, they don't come. There is something else coming.
    City guards. From the town we were in as this started. With longbows. At night.
    15 of them. And they open fire without warning.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:55 No.10102658
    LA should be nominated for Sainthood for putting up with this shit
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102662
    Or maybe you just have 10 Willpower and think normal willpower is extraordinary.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102664

    And then they only hit you?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102666
    >From the town we were in as this started. With longbows. At night. 15 of them. And they open fire without warning.

    Let me guess. He declares/resolves the attacks against your character first.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102671
    f5ing like a mofo
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102672
    Bows at night. Fucking. Seriously?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102673
    OP, I believe there is a course of action that will make the DM dislike the game as much as you do right now. You must become as bad as he is, questioning every move and thing he does. Ask him to provide background for everything. My other Doppelgangers tell me that this could also be more effective if one allows some roles for more mundane actions and subjects, human needs like eating, drinking, and the like would help.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102676
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    in during it's the DMPCs' fault that the city guard came
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:56 No.10102677
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    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:57 No.10102692
    Nice fucking friends you have their tripfag. Why didn't they say anything during all this?
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:57 No.10102697
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    We all duck for cover. Remember - it is night. It is windy. It's MOTHERFUCKING DARK, and all they see are the remains of our camping fire. I throw myself behind a tree.

    There is actually a feat that allows an archer to shoot arround corners if there is wind for that. It is also a fact that in that entire setting, only a dozen people have it. Well, we had 15 of those. 3 of them hit my character. In dark night. As he was ducking for cover.
    City guards from a small town. With longbows.

    "Why are they just firing on us? What is their buisness with us in the first place?"

    "Well, apparantly someone send them after you. Perhaps because you didn't pay your drink and stole a scalpel?"

    Ouch. Yeah, darn straight that crazy doc had enough money to bribe the ENTIRE CITY after what I had to pay him. So 15 MASTERFUL archers, who just happen to be in that same city guard, equipped with longbows, are not THAT much of a big deal.

    "Well, that is 12, 15 and another 12 damage, in the chest."

    "Well, at least they hit my armored zone. I can subst-"

    "No, you don't get armor against those. Unless you're wearing plate above chain above leather?"

    "Of course I don't! I'm a medic! Just what the hell are they shooting with?"

    "Oh, these special arrows from the arsenal."

    "The armor-breaking ones that are used to take out heavy cavilary?"

    "No, the ones with the extra-blades so you can't pull them out without doing another wound."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102701
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102708

    I think the award is due for how this is going to end.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102709

    Actually, yes. We never got to resolving the other attacks. Let me finish.
    >> STORYTIEM 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102711

    Thanks for the dean, I will add it to my collection.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102714
    >reaction image
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:58 No.10102720
    Wow, can you say "On the spot bullshit"?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:59 No.10102723
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:59 No.10102725
    I mean the Arrow things.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:59 No.10102727
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    >There is actually a feat that allows an archer to shoot arround corners if there is wind for that. It is also a fact that in that entire setting, only a dozen people have it. Well, we had 15 of those. 3 of them hit my character. In dark night. As he was ducking for cover.

    >City guards from a small town. With longbows.

    >"Well, apparantly someone send them after you. Perhaps because you didn't pay your drink and stole a scalpel?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)22:59 No.10102731

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:00 No.10102738
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:00 No.10102744
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    ... every time I wonder how it could possibly get worse and every time... good lord...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102746
    That's lame, like anyone wants to have you stop and feed your pet.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102747
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102748
    >A dozen of them in the world.
    >Fifteen live in this village.
    Okay... Now I'm starting to rage... and I've never raged at a /tg/ thread before.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102750
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102752
    Lackadaisy. Google it.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102753
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    I just... what?

    Why is it that people like this always seem to be DM?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102759
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    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102761
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    I'm sorry, I was so caught up in the story of MY rage that I forgot to mention that my bro tier friend at one point shapeshifted into his soul animal, which happened to be a mouse/rat and was hit by a throwing knife thrown by a city guard that just felt like training his skills.

    This isn't D&D. If you're a mouse in DSA, you are a mouse. 1 Hit point.

    During this scene, at night, he was making a new character.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102763
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:01 No.10102764
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:02 No.10102769
    Just as a side note, as far as I can tell. The game has progressed something like

    DM's Brother gets all the good attention, you get fucked up the ass everywhere you go.

    What the fuck were the other party members doing? Did he ignore them entirely?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:02 No.10102772

    But.... Why kill the random mouse?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:02 No.10102774
    Because people who can actually socialize are more likely to be part of the party, and control freaks are more likely to be DM?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:03 No.10102794
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    >Actually, yes.

    I just shouted "FUCKING SERIOUSLY" out loud, and punched the desk.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:03 No.10102800
    ...to practice his skills. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:04 No.10102809
    the guard...hit a mouse...with a THROWING KNIFE! If I was your friend, I would have been calling bullshit right then.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:04 No.10102812
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    There is no image macro in the world... that can properly express...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:04 No.10102824
    Doppelganger #572 is crying from the lack of intellect. I am generating massive amounts of head trauma from my repeated cranial bashing on the desk. #24 has broken his computer.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:05 No.10102837
    Or the DM specifically volounteered to DM in this case, and invited Assassin in order to create a scenario where he could fuck with him.

    The entire point of this fiasco is that the DM planned from the beginning to fuck with him as much as possible and the player just got apathetic instead of mad
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:06 No.10102844
    You post a dead bird(it goes against the guidelines by the way) and expect me to be cool about it? Prepare to be wikipediaed!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:06 No.10102845
    Or because people don't come to /tg/ that often with epic stories of their decent DM that handled stuff and made a fun game. At least, not as often as they tell the nightmare stories. It's just more entertaining to talk about.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:06 No.10102846
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:06 No.10102852
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    You have generated sympathetic fury from so many people.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:07 No.10102876
    Isn't it cute when people don't even see the rest of the thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:07 No.10102877
    North Brewham Meadows (grid reference ST743379) is a 8.9 hectare (21.9 acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest at North Brewham in Somerset, England, notified in 1987.

    These traditionally-managed species-rich meadows support a neutral grassland community of the nationally rare Common Knapweed Crested Dog's-tail type. Breeding butterflies typical of unimproved neutral grassland include Small Copper (Lycaena phaeas), Meadow Brown (Maniola jurtina), Grayling (Hipparchia semele) and Ringlet (Aphantopus hyperantus).[1]
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:07 No.10102884
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    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:08 No.10102893
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    Ok. This is bullshit, and I knew it, for 2 reasons. First. These arrows cost a fortune. They cost so god-darn much that there was only 1 elite group in a giant army in history that used these.

    And the other reason? These things are illegal. I'm not shitting you. The entire mid to north of the continent BANNED these arrows.

    And here we are. In the north. Beeing fired at by 15 masterful archers, who use illegal ammunition. Who happened to be city guards.

    "I call bullshit on this. There is no way city guards would have access to something that is even forbidden to use in WAR."

    "Well, I say they have these. What is your problem? Judging from your gfs face, taking things in the ass is nothing new for you?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:08 No.10102896
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:08 No.10102898
    Fell my wrath demon! You look a bitch by the way!!!

    Aller and Beer Woods (grid reference ST404305) is a 56.9 hectares (141 acres) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest. off the A372 Othery to Langport road near Aller in Somerset. It was notified in 1952.

    This Somerset Wildlife Trust reserve, which is about 3.5 kilometres (2 mi) north-west of Langport and 11 kilometres (7 mi) south-east of Bridgwater, consists of large blocks of semi-natural ancient woodland along the west-facing slope of Aller Hill, overlooking King's Sedgemoor. The reserve is about 40 ha (99 acres) and the underlying geology of most of it is Lias limestone. Prior to the twentieth century it appears to have been managed for centuries as traditional coppice woodland.[1]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:09 No.10102902
    >player just got apathetic instead of mad
    >I once bashed my DM in the negative (he lost consciousness) with the dungeon masters guide, straight in the face. He fell back and hit the wall with his head.

    That's some apathy there.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:09 No.10102903
    Because your familiar is incapable of finding food on its own. an animal with an intelligence above 2 cannot gather its own food.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:09 No.10102907
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    Proof that Wikispammers are the dumbest shits on the internet
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:09 No.10102912
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:09 No.10102914
    Conspiracy perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102919
    This. Partly because being angry at games is something we can all share. For a lot of people, instead of being happy someone had an awesome game, they get upset they aren't having one.

    We're all mad for this guy. We're rarely all happy for the guy having an awesome game. Infact, we're likely to tell him to stop bragging or showing off.

    For some odd reason, a lot of people see anger as more credible then happiness.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102921
    Dude, really, it isn't on the current topic. You're trying too hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102924
    Aller and Beer Woods are outstanding examples of ancient, escarpment woodland managed in a traditional coppice-with-standards system. The woodland is a variant of the Calcareous Ash/Wych Elm stand-type, with Pedunculate Oak (Quercus robur), and Ash (Fraxinus excelsior) the dominant canopy trees throughout, and with scattered concentrations of Wych Elm (Ulmus glabra). Ancient woodland indicators include Small-leaved Lime (Tilia cordata), and Wild Service Tree (Sorbus torminalis), both of which are locally common. Plants of particular interest include Bird's Nest Orchid (Neottia nidus-avis), Greater Butterfly Orchid (Platanthera chlorantha) and the very rare Red Data Book species Purple Gromwell (Buglossoides purpurocaerulea).[2]

    Nearby is the Aller Hill SSSI.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102925
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    >"Well, I say they have these. What is your problem? Judging from your gfs face, taking things in the ass is nothing new for you?"




    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102930
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102931
    Oh shit, it's on now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102940
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    This thread needs archived so that whenever I'm low on righteous indignation I can come read this story again.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:10 No.10102941
    >What is your problem? Judging from your gfs face, taking things in the ass is nothing new for you?

    >more remarks about girlfriend

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102943
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    >"Judging from your gfs face, taking things in the ass is nothing new for you?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102953
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102955
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102957
    Could you hurry this up a bit, maybe just give us a list of things that lead to you beating the shit out of him? How this thing is going we are going to hit auto sage soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102960
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    Please tell me you throw a car at his head.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102962
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    ...okay, I've been lurking up to this point but I just... can't...

    Good. Fucking. Christ. I have never heard of anyone fucking their players over and being so goddamn pissing glib about it. I mean, just... FFFFFFFFFFF

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102963
    Dont call me a "dude". I am not a "dude"! Now continuing on...

    Aller Hill (grid reference ST408291) is a 18.4 hectare (45.4 acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest near Aller in Somerset, notified in 1988.

    The site contains three species of plant which are nationally rare and a further three which are of restricted distribution in Somerset. The central area contains a sward dominated by Sheep's Fescue (Festuca ovina) in combination with Yellow Oat-grass (Trisetum flavescens) and Quaking-grass (Briza media). Salad Burnet (Sanguisorba minor) forms a major component of the sward with Rough Marsh-mallow (Althaea hirsuta) and Nit-grass (Gastridium ventricosum), two nationally rare species, also present. [1]

    Aller and Beer Woods on the slopes of the hill are also dissignated as a biological Site of Special Scientific Interest.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:11 No.10102964
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:12 No.10102968
    But who needed proof? They're not even really mad about anything, they're just trolls with peculiar back stories.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:12 No.10102969
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102978
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    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102979
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    Goddammit... I wish I was as cool as you.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102980
    Will you please desist that
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102981
    I think this is the only time where everyone in the 40k universe would team up and beat the ever loving heretical fuck out of him, then Exterminatus his body.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102988
    Oh hun? MAD?

    Asham Wood (grid reference ST705460) is a 140.6-hectare (347-acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest near Downhead in the Mendip Hills, Somerset, notified in 1963.

    Asham Wood is the largest and most diverse of the ancient semi-natural woods in the Mendips. It has been the subject of controversy and attempts to protect the environment from increased quarrying activity in the area.

    The wood occupies 2 deep valleys and the intervening plateau. Most of the underlying rocks are calcareous Carboniferous Limestone and Shales, but Devonian Portishead Beds outcrop along the northern valley. There are a range of unusual flora and fauna.[1]

    At Asham Wood near Frome coppicing and 50 dormouse boxes have been introduced in order to encourage nesting. The boxes are monitored and dormice numbers are recorded.[2]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:13 No.10102992
    Has someone requested archival yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10102997
    honestly, why are you so upset

    Hurry OP! Or start a new thread and link to it
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10103001
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10103004
    Well, nobody said dude was male oriented. You don't say Fireperson or Firewoman, you say Fireman.

    I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a Dude. We're all dudes. So dude, please stop.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10103008
    This is a nationally important botanical site, for both vascular and non-vascular plants, situated on the southern escarpment of the Mendip Hills. It also contains a roosting site for two nationally rare species of bat and a wide range of butterfly species. The very thin soils here support populations of one nationally rare species, Cheddar bedstraw (Galium fleurotii) and four nationally scarce species, pale St John's wort (Hypericum montanum), sea storksbill (Erodium maritimum), dwarf mouse-ear (Cerastium pumilum) and spring cinquefoil (Potentilla tabernaemontani). There is a roosting site for greater horseshoe bat Rhinolophus ferrumequinum and lesser horseshoe bat R. hipposideros, both of which are nationally rare. Dormice (Muscardinus avellanarius) are found in the woodland. Twenty-five species of butterfly have been recorded and these include: Brown Argus (Aricia agestis), Green Hairstreak (Callophrys rubi), Dark Green Fritillary (Argynnis aglaja) and Marbled White (Melanargia galathea).[1]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10103009
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:14 No.10103013
    He's not. He's just a troll. Ignore him.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:15 No.10103014
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:16 No.10103025
    Also if the system is anywhere near realistic... those arrows will be WORSE against armor, since they hit a bigger surface.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:16 No.10103030
    damn I got trolled

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:16 No.10103031
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:16 No.10103032
    Babcary Meadows is one of the last remaining areas of traditionally managed unimproved neutral grassland in south Somerset and contains a rich variety of herbs.

    The site is positioned to the north of the River Cary at an altitude of 30 metres (98 ft) on flat and gently sloping ground. The plant community contains a very high proportion of herbaceous species. Areas immediately adjacent to the river bank are frequently waterlogged and contain numerous tussocks of Soft rush (Juncus effusus). Associated plants include Meadowsweet (Filipendula ulmaria), Cuckoo flower (Cardamine pratensis) and Common fleabane (Pulicaria dysenterica).[1]

    Over two hundred species of flora have been recorded on the 12 hectares (30 acres) Somerset Wildlife Trust reserve, fourteen of which are classified 'notable species' in Somerset, and six of which are orchids. Badgers (Meles meles) and Roe deer (Capreolus capreolus) frequent the reserve and it is probable that Otters (Lutra lutra) use the river corridor.[2] The site was purchased by the trust following grant assistance from South Somerset Council.[3]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:16 No.10103037
    So, the DM has insulted your girlfriend for the second time. Tell me you put his face through his parents' table.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:17 No.10103047
    All 20,697 Doppelgangers make consensus that killing the DM is the only viable option to continue the human race.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:18 No.10103050
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    I sincerely hope you gave the DM this face before delivering righteous justice.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:18 No.10103054
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:18 No.10103061
    "This is all because your gf told me how small your dick is, isn't it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:18 No.10103065
    Fuck you and your shit. This faggot posted a dead bird as an OP image. That is enough for me to go postal on him.

    The site includes the Somerset Wildlife Trust's Mounsey Wood Nature Reserve and Knaplock and North Barton SSSI notified in 1954. The site is within Exmoor National Park.

    The Barle Valley contains extensive tracts of ancient upland Sessile Oak ancient woodland which exhibit variations in structure and species composition as a result of difference in past management, geology and topography. The diversity of the site is increased substantially by areas of valley mire, heathland and acid grassland. Eighty five woodland vascular plant species have been recorded including thirty one ancient woodland indicators from a single compartment. The meadows are one of the few sites for Great Burnet (Sanguisorba officinalis) on Exmoor. Springs emerging from the base of sandstone slopes generate nutrient poor acid mires dominated by Sphagnum and Polytrichum moss carpets. The lichen flora is exceptional both for its luxuriance and in the number of rare species. One hundred and sixty five taxa of epiphytic lichens are present containing a remarkably large proportion of ancient woodland indicators giving the Barle a very high index of ecological continuity.
    >> Brokazaki !!kQZh68KpeuA 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103068
    F5ing like the fist of the north star.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103075
    The op isn't even here anymore. You're just making an ass out of yourself
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103076
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103078
    The guy who posted the OP image isn't the guy telling the story. This thread has been hijacked.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103082
    Yeah, yeah, troll excuse got it. Now, I have a theory, let me know if I'm onto something...

    Have you ever GMed a game of DSA, wikispammer?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103083
    A dead bird. BAWWWW. Don't you have school tomorow? Off to bed with you.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103086
    You're a good couple of hours late there miss
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:19 No.10103087
    Bird Interest on Site

    Wood WarblerThe site contains an outstanding assemblage of woodland breeding birds including particularly high densities of Wood Warbler (Phylloscopus sibilatrix), Redstart (Phoenicurus phoenicurus) and Pied Flycatcher (Ficedula hypoleuca). These are all Summer visitors.

    The River Barle provides an important habitat for Kingfisher (Alcedo atthis), Dipper (Cinclus cinclus) and Grey Wagtail (Motacilla cinerea), while scrub and heath have breeding Stonechat (Saxicola torquata) and Whinchat (Saxicola rubetra).

    [edit] Other Species
    Twenty species of butterfly have been recorded in the valley including the nationally scarce Marsh Fritillary (Eurodryas aurinia) and nationally vulnerable High Brown Fritillary (Argynnis adippe). Both Roe Deer (Capreolus capreolus) and Red Deer (Cervus elaphus) graze areas of wood pasture. The presence of Otters (Lutra lutra) on the Barle has been regularly recorded. A colony of Dormice (Muscardinus avellanarius) inhabits at least one of the Hazel coppices.[1]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103093
    Your 'going postal' consists of posting a block of text from wikipedia every two minutes. I'm not even going to bother reporting you, because you're just that ineffectual.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103095
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103097
    This is extremely fascinating!

    But it's quelling my rage...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103099
    OP left after like 2 posts, you're ruining the awesome story of someone else. Read threads before unleashing your aspie rage on them
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103102
    If you have an issue, report the post, hide the thread and move along.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103108
    That's his clever plan! You've got to resist it!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103109
    >That is enough for me to go postal on him.

    Oh yes, wiki-spamming is certainly going postal. I remember that time the guy in the postal service went completely nuts and started yelling at his co-workers about nature facts. 14 people died.
    >> Body Thetan !!j7BvgG0ZnNx 05/27/10(Thu)23:20 No.10103110
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    Go on, OP :3
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:21 No.10103126
    Must... ignore... troll....

    FUCK! Why does a dead bird bother you so much? Why can't you just fucking ignore it and move on? Do you have nothing better to do than annoy people having storytime just because you're pissed at the OP, who probably isn't even HERE ANYMORE, and want to bother him? What are you, a member of PETA? FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:21 No.10103127
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    To my defense, I gave him a warning before that. I didn't care about gay jokes. And I didn't care he just wasted hours of my life. But he got my gf in it again, and now that's it. I gave in. Some people are just not meant to be met with patience. I can be very patient. With racists. With bad DMs. And with offensive jokes.
    But if you put all of those into a mixer, and hit "CREATE HUMAN", and the put him in the same room with me for several hours, it's gonna get me mad at some point.

    "Well, why don't you ask your gf about that? I'm sure she could tell a story or two about me."

    Yes. I disguised that as a joke. I mean, I and his gf tried stuff once, but we just didn't match, and decided to leave it at that. We were good friends ever since. He snapped. He pushed me out of my chair, since I was not expecting this, then sat back and laughed "sure she does".

    He probably was expecting to be safe, since noone would punch someone who sat down, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:22 No.10103128
    No is not a bawwww thing. Is a self-respect thing. I wouldnt be able to be cool today if I let this gay thread continue normally.

    Barrington Hill Meadows, 2 km west of the A358, midway between the villages of Windmill Hill and Bickenhall, is an English Nature National Nature Reserve.[1]

    This site comprises four meadows surrounded by well established hedges on gently sloping clay-rich soils. It is an outstanding example of a traditionally managed unimproved neutral grassland of a type now rare in Britain. Additional interest lies in the occurrence of an extremely rare grass species. The meadows belong to a type characterised by the widespread occurrence of Sweet Vernal Grass (Anthoxanthum odoratum), Crested Dog's-tail (Cynosurus cristatus), Cowslip (Primula veris) and Green-winged Orchid (Orchis morio). A total of 74 different species have so far been recorded. This site is one of only 3 localities in Britain in which the grass Gaudinia fragilis is a prominent feature of the sward. [2]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:22 No.10103131
    Your gloves cease to fit as you haven't clipped your finger nails.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:22 No.10103135
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    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 05/27/10(Thu)23:22 No.10103136
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    Go ahead and cry baby
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:22 No.10103138
    Hey, OP, what are the chances said faggot DM would lurk /tg/ and actively try to ruin a thread where you're talking about him?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:23 No.10103146
    Pretty high I'd say
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103155
    Self respect? You're making an ass of yourself, trying to take town someone who has already left. You have no respect for anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103157

    >No is not a bawwww thing. Is a self-respect thing. I wouldnt be able to be cool today if I let this gay thread continue normally.

    >Implying you're not bawww'ing like that bird's orphaned children.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103160
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103165
    inb4 BOOK OF +5 SMITING
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103169

    >> Body Thetan !!j7BvgG0ZnNx 05/27/10(Thu)23:24 No.10103172
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:25 No.10103182
    Induring +5 book of smiting
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:25 No.10103188
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    Hey, Lazarus. Thanks for staying up until ~5:30 to tell us this tale. I feel sorry for you for having to put up with this DM's shit.

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:25 No.10103193
    "Hey Dad, what's for dinner tonight?" "Birdburgers."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:26 No.10103199
    Honestly, I'd rather let AL get his story in in a single thread than try to counter troll some one who can't copy wikipedia faster than one paragraph per minute.
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:26 No.10103206
    Hahahaha! You are all so mad is great!

    The Little Breach reserve, which forms part of the SSSI is an area of heathy grassland on Greensand, with some blackthorn and birch, noted for its butterflies and moths.[1]

    Blackdown and Sampford Commons have the finest and most extensive surviving examples of the heathland, carr woodland and marshy grassland habitats that have developed on the acidic soils overlying the Greensand and Keuper Marls of the Blackdown Hills. The heathland supports a typical invertebrate fauna, including a wide variety of butterfly species, and with spiders notably abundant. The site is regionally important for birds which favour heathland habitats.[2]
    >> Cypher !Qfw/yKqFpE 05/27/10(Thu)23:26 No.10103210
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    pic related

    we be going bird hunting
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:26 No.10103213
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:26 No.10103215

    Wow, that's probably the most appropriate use of that .gif I've ever seen.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103220
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    (Damn, I wish I could pull a bel-air now, but this story just needs to be told to the end.)

    "I" I grabbed the dungeon masters guide that was on my legs and fell down with me.

    "fucking" I could see he wasn't expecting me to actually do it. Yet the reflexes in his body got the better of him and he tried to lift his arms and turn away, closing his eyes.

    "TOLD YOU" this is where the rage took for. The form of a dungeon masters guide, hardcover, wielded with two hands, flying straight at a human face. The anger I calmly gathered and sealed away, the rage of a million moments where I should have done what was about to happen. Even if his arms would've made it in time, I know that the chair would've still acted the same way it was about to.

    The improvised weapon struck home. Flat in his face. With a statisfying "BANG", as books like these make when you drop them on a flat surface. He fell back, in his chair, hitting the nearby wall with his head with a noticable "BONK".

    "TO LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THIS!". I yelled. It really wasn't cool at all. I felt bad for letting him get the best of me. But I felt so god-damn good at the same time. I knew that I couldn't have done anything else, that I couldn't have hold back any more. I was at my limit. And it felt so FUCKING GOOD.

    He lost consiousness. I'd like to believe from the book, but more likely from the wall. Bro tier friend immeadiatly got up to get between us, but I was done. DMs brother and guy I didn't know much where trying to get DM to say something. I just told my bro it was ok, he made sure twice, then I pulled out my cellphone and called an ambulance.
    But, and this is the truth, I did it with the following words (translated, of course):

    "Excuse me, I just knocked an asshole unconsiouss and would like to make sure he isn't dead."
    >> Cypher !Qfw/yKqFpE 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103221
    this is agreed
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103222
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103225

    After all that, you were the SECOND person to get physical?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103227
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    >I wouldnt be able to be cool today

    Look at this cool guy!

    He's just too fucking cool!

    You can't break that steely demeanor!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:27 No.10103229
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    Hey you daft faggots, posting loads of pictures of dead birds is as bad as, if not worse than, the wikispam.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103231
    "You forgot to let your heart beat."
    "You forgot to blink."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103235
    Self-respect. Is SELF-respect. I dont need your approval nor YOUR respect. Idiot.

    There is evidence of a pagan shrine at Brean Down dating from pre-Roman times[2] which was re-established as a Romano-Celtic style temple in the mid-4th century and probably succeeded by a small late-4th century Christian oratory.[3] There is also evidence of an Iron age hill fort and prehistoric barrows and field systems.[4]

    Brean Down Fort was built on the headland between 1864 and 1871 on the recommendations of the 1859 Royal Commission. It was the most southerly of a chain of defences across the Bristol Channel, protecting the access to Bristol and Cardiff. On the outbreak of World War II the fort was rearmed with two 6" ex-naval guns and machine gun posts were built on the Down. During WWII the site was also used as a test launch site for rockets and experimental weapons, and a large arrow was painted on the down to direct bombers to the practice range.

    In the 1860s plans were laid for a deep water harbour on the northern shore of Brean Down. The foundation stones of the pier were laid, but the project was later abandoned after a large storm destroyed the foundations.[5]

    In 1897, following wireless transmissions from Lavernock Point in Wales and Flat Holm, Guglielmo Marconi moved his equipment to Brean Down and set a new distance record for wireless transmission over open sea.

    In 1952 the former Axbridge Rural District Council gave the down to the National Trust to celebrate the "Festival of Britain". After restoring the fort, Sedgemoor District Council gave this to the trust as well in 2002.

    Various proposals have been put forward to construct a Severn Barrage for tidal electricity production from Brean Down to Lavernock Point in south Wales.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103240
    The guy wikispamming is a faggot and probably from /v/.

    But you're a newfag.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103243
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    other than the delicious (if slow) rage story, this is now a dead bird thread
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103249
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 05/27/10(Thu)23:28 No.10103251
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:29 No.10103255


    Thanks for the awesome tale.
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    I'm.....I'm so happy right now.

    There is justice in this world and it comes in the form of a tripfag with a hefty book of SMITING!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:29 No.10103274
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    >"Excuse me, I just knocked an asshole unconsiouss and would like to make sure he isn't dead."
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:29 No.10103276
    Hardly. I just felt like reporting him for the fuck of it all. =D
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:30 No.10103278
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    Feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:30 No.10103279
    >One person acts like a massive faggot and sages because they don't like the OP
    >Dozens of people bump the thread calling them a faggot

    World's worst/greatest troll
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    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 05/27/10(Thu)23:30 No.10103282
    some one must save this thread!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:30 No.10103285
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    >> Cypher !Qfw/yKqFpE 05/27/10(Thu)23:30 No.10103292
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    storytime is over... this thread is now about birds, and is no longer relevant to my interests.
    >> Body Thetan !!j7BvgG0ZnNx 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103298
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103302

    Laz. I now love you like a brother.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103304
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    >You forgot to blink.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103308

    Oh god

    That was awesome
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103310
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103311
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    >"Excuse me, I just knocked an asshole unconsious and would like to make sure he isn't dead."

    Epic win.

    Thanks again for staying up to tell us the story, man. :)
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:31 No.10103316
    >"Excuse me, I just knocked an asshole unconscious and would like to make sure he isn't dead."
    Best way to call an ambulance?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103323

    Actually, considering he described this thread as "gay", and is flooding it for no real reason, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it's AL's asspained DM.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103325
    Doppelganger #382f-982f has a request to mate with you.
    As does Doppelganger #29.

    Please, will you create an epilogue that is suitable for us?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103327
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    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103328
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    Nicely. Fucking. Done.

    Now somebody PLEASE reassemble this story into one image please!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103330
    Not bawwwwing at all. Since I am actually enjoying this.

    The nationally rare White Rock-rose (Helianthemum appenninum) is a common species at the site, occurring in abundance on the upper reaches of the grassy south-facing slopes.[6] Some of the broomrapes growing here which were originally thought to be Oxtongue Broomrape (Orobanche artemisiae-campestriae) are now no longer believed to be this species, but atypical specimens of Ivy Broomrape (O. hederae) [7]

    Other plants on the southern slopes include the Somerset Hair Grass, wild thyme, Horseshoe Vetch and birds-foot-trefoil. The northern side is dominated by Bracken, bramble, privet, hawthorn, cowslips and bell heather.

    The birds seen on Brean Down include Peregrine falcon, jackdaw, kestrel, collared and stock doves, whitethroat, linnet, stonechat, dunnock and rock pipit. There are also several species of butterfly including; Chalkhill blue, Dark Green Fritillary, Meadow Brown, Marbled White, small heath, and common blue.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103332
    Soooo... your DM...

    Is he single now?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103337
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    >"Excuse me, I just knocked an asshole unconsiouss and would like to make sure he isn't dead."

    I think you just won all of 4chan, forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:32 No.10103339
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    But how did the other players react after his constant asshattery?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:33 No.10103348
    way ahead of you
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:33 No.10103352
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:33 No.10103356
    Bridgwater Bay is on the Bristol Channel, 5 kilometres (3.1 mi) north of Bridgwater in Somerset, England at the mouth of the River Parrett and the end of the River Parrett Trail. It consists of large areas of mud flats, saltmarsh, sandflats and shingle ridges, some of which are vegetated. It has been designated as a Site of Special Scientific Interest since 1989,[1] and is designated as a wetland of international importance under the Ramsar Convention.[2] The risks to wildlife are highlighted in the local Oil Spill Contingency Plan.[3]

    In addition to the rivers, Parrett, Brue and Washford several of the man-made drainage ditches, including the River Huntspill, from the Somerset Levels, including the "Pawlett Hams", also drain into the bay.

    1 Geography
    2 Fishing
    3 Ecology
    3.1 Flora
    3.2 Fauna
    4 References
    5 External links
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:33 No.10103361
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    I have to admit Laz, I didn't think much of you before this.

    Just another attention whoring avatar fag in my mind.....

    But you get to be awesome now, YOU HAVE EARNED MY ANONYMOUS INTERNET RESPECT!
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:33 No.10103362
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    I felt really bad afterwards. I know I don't seem like a person like that, but I always expec the worst to happen and hence usually try not to engage in a physical way.

    His little brother looked at me in a weird way btw, like he was considering if he should hit me in the face. I still had enough rage in me to glare him into oblivion, and he was then busy attending to his brother.

    After ambulance took him away and guy i didnt know vanished, bro friend and I left home.

    I felt really bad about what happened. I don't like loosing my cool. And I don't like hitting people. And I don't like doing it with the book I borrowed from bro friend. I felt uneasy, and it was late at night, we had a long, awkward way home in front of us.

    Then he said the one sentence that made me cheer up again, one that totally defused whatever was left inside of me.

    "Huh, who's dungeon master now, hm?"
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:34 No.10103364

    If it's your self-respect that's driven you to post shit for so long, you need to get yourself some new self-respect. Maybe yours is getting desperate for attention.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:34 No.10103371
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:34 No.10103373
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    Excellent, archival image. Sav'd.

    Do we have an actual archive of the thread, though?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:34 No.10103376
    You rock.
    And AL rocks.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:35 No.10103383
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:35 No.10103392

    Bravo! A fine end to a fine story!
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:35 No.10103400
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:35 No.10103402
    The Bay occupies the sweeping arc of coastline between the wave-cut platform of Jurassic Blue Lias at the northern tip of the Quantock Hills and the cliffs of Carboniferous Dolomites and Limestone at Brean Down which project into the Severn Estuary and provide some degree of protection from the erosive tidal currents. Strong prevailing westerly winds have thrown up sand dunes at Berrow and a shingle ridge and Steart. On the beach near Stogursey are the remains of a submerged forest dated to 2500 B.C.[4] - 6500 BC.[5]

    Hinkley Point in Bridgwater Bay. Brent Knoll can be seenBrean Down is a promontory marking the eastern end of the bay. Made of carboniferous limestone, it is a continuation of the Mendip Hills, and two further continuations are the small islands of Steep Holm and Flat Holm. It is owned by the National Trust, and is rich in wildlife, history and archaeology, as well as being a Site of Special Scientific Interest in its own right.[6] There are steep cliffs and, at its seaward point, a Brean Down Fort built in 1865 and then re-armed in the Second World War. There is evidence of an Iron age hill fort and prehistoric barrows and field systems,[7] and a pagan shrine at dating from pre-Roman times[8] which was re-established as a Romano-Celtic style temple in the mid-4th century and probably succeeded by a small late-4th century Christian oratory.[9] In 1897, following wireless transmissions from Lavernock Point in Wales and Flat Holm, Guglielmo Marconi moved his equipment to Brean Down and set a new distance record for wireless transmission.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:36 No.10103415
    All Female Doppelgangers have made mating requests to you and your "Brother Friend".
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:37 No.10103421
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:37 No.10103435
    Oh my... now you are going to teach me what self-respect is? FUCK OFF.

    At low tide large parts of the bay become mud flats, 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) wide, due to the tidal range of 15 metres (49 ft),[10] second only to Bay of Fundy in Eastern Canada.[11][12] The intertidal mud flats are, as a result, potentially dangerous and it is not uncommon for the emergency services to mount rescue operations. Following the death of Lelaina Hall off Berrow in 2002, a local fund raising campaign succeeded in purchasing a Swedish-built BBV6 rescue hovercraft. The hovercraft is operated by BARB in Burnham-on-Sea. Much of the coastline within the western part of the reserve is accessible via a waymarked public footpath,[13] and the South West Coast Path begins at Minehead at the western end of the bay.

    Hinkley Point is a headland extending into Bridgwater Bay 5 miles (8.0 km) west of Burnham-on-Sea, close to the mouth of the River Parrett. The landscape of Hinkley Point is dominated by two nuclear power stations: Hinkley Point A - Magnox (now closed) and Hinkley Point B - AGR. A third, twin-unit European Pressurized Reactor (EPR) reactor is planned, and will become Hinkley Point C.[14]

    Man made sea defenses include a sea wall at Burnham-on-Sea and a 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) section south from Brean Down. There is also an isolated fossil aeolian sand dune belt fronted by a salt marsh deliberately planted in 1928.[15] There are some concerns that the proposed Severn Barrage could leave some sites high and dry, and others permanently under water.[16] The Steart Peninsula has flooded many times during the last millennium. The most severe recent floods occurred in 1981. By 1997, a combination of coastal erosion, sea level rise and wave action had made some of the defences distinctly fragile and at risk from failure. As a result in 2002 The Environment Agency produced the Stolford to Combwich Coastal Defence Strategy Study to examine options for the future.[17]
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    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:37 No.10103438
    /r/ing updated archive image?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:38 No.10103451
    The asspain and awesomeness balance nicely.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:38 No.10103455
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/27/10(Thu)23:38 No.10103457
    Any charges pressed?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:39 No.10103464
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    >"Huh, who's dungeon master now, hm?"

    This is now a meme. Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:39 No.10103472
    This needs to be drawn.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:39 No.10103473
    THANK YOU!!!

    Oh god, dude, you're the best. Fuck what anyone else says, you're totally a righteous bro in my book.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:39 No.10103476
    TOTAL klasse. :D
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:40 No.10103484
    You guys know I now have like 1 hour of sleep left, right?

    Gee... Also FUCK YOU whoever was complaining I was typing too slow, I'm tired as shit, english is not my native tongue, AND I certainly didn't plan on typing it at any point.

    But /tg/ delivered me so many awesome stories, I just had to repay that eternal debt.

    Like that barbarian/female fighter teamup on the lesbian man-hater bard!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:40 No.10103496
    I stand for the well-fare of animals. Sorry if you are against that gigantic faggot. And I am doing this for that dead innocent bird. And if that makes PETA or some shit fuck you!

    The foreshore at Watchet, which lies at the mouth of the Washford River, and on the edge of Exmoor National Park, is rocky, but has a small harbour. The cliffs between Watchet and Blue Anchor show a distinct pale, greenish blue colour, resulting from the coloured alabaster found there. The name "Watchet" or "Watchet Blue" was used in the 16th century to denote this colour.[18][19]

    East Quantoxhead used to have a small harbour which brought in limestone for local limekilns and exported alabaster. It is thought that it was also used for smuggling.[20]

    At Kilve are the remains of a red brick retort, built in 1924, when it was discovered that the shale found in the cliffs was rich in oil. The beach is part of the Blue Anchor to Lilstock Coast SSSI (Site of Special Scientific Interest). Along this coast the cliffs are layered with compressed strata of oil-bearing shale and blue, yellow and brown lias embedded with fossils. In 1924 Dr Forbes-Leslie founded the Shaline Company to exploit them. This retort house is thought to be the first structure erected here for the conversion of shale to oil but the company was unable to raise sufficient capital and this is now all that remains of the anticipated Somerset oil boom.[21]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:41 No.10103497
    >Like that barbarian/female fighter teamup on the lesbian man-hater bard!

    Oh man, that story was so good. Hours of planning fall apart after one combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:41 No.10103499
    I was thinking of that. It's, like, 5:40 in Germany, right? Get to bed, son. You've done good!
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:41 No.10103502
    Thank you for your story and thanks for reminding me of that epic story as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:42 No.10103515

    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:42 No.10103516
    Archive this thread! Justice demands it!
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:42 No.10103517
    >Implying anyone of us murdered these birds... and that the OP's pic was not COMPLETELY in context.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:42 No.10103521
    So... did you ever see this DM again? Any awkward thing a year later?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:43 No.10103528

    This is simply the best thing I have read on 4chan, EVER. It's that good. I... I can't even begin to describe...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:43 No.10103538
    No I am not.


    Flatner in the Watchet Boat Museum.The intertidal mud flats of the bay have a long history of use for fishing, with structures on Stert Flats being dated by dendrochronological analysis to between 932 and 966.[5] It is the last site in England used for 'mudhorse fishing' in which a wooden sledge is propelled across the mudflats to collect fish from nets.[16] Catches include: grey mullet, plaice, dogfish, cuttlefish, skate, shrimp, prawns, sea bass, and sole.[22]

    Watchet Boat Museum displays the unusual local flatner boats which were used in the bay and associated artefacts.[23]


    Tidal mudflats at Combwich, near the mouth of the River Parrett on Bridgwater BayAt low tide extensive areas of mudflats (the Steart and the Berrow Flats) are exposed, providing important feeding and over-wintering grounds for waders (shorebirds). The ditches and ponds contain a diverse invertebrate fauna including six nationally rare species and eighteen nationally scarce species.[1] Consequently Bridgwater Bay is a National Nature Reserve, and is managed by Natural England.[24]

    The Site of Special Scientific Interest is designated as a wetland of international importance under the Ramsar Convention.[25] It is also a Nature Conservation Review Grade 1* site. The site is contiguous with the Brean Down, Berrow Dunes and Blue Anchor to Lilstock Coast SSSIs.[1]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:43 No.10103543
    ++Incoming message from Angry Marines Battle Barge LEGACY OF FUCK++
    ++Message Begins++



    ++Message Ends++
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:43 No.10103546
    Laz.... You are awesome.

    Thanks for the story.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:44 No.10103564
    Mensch! Vegiss ihn. Ich meine, du bist ein sehr guter Mann, Laz. Du hast Recht gehabt. Alles hier glauben das.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:45 No.10103569

    No. He once mentioned it again in class, and I was like "yeah, sure, go tell them that YOU attacked me first".

    He'd just say it was a joke then. He probably didn't want to tell them that he got his ass kicked by the puny little long-haired gayfag.

    I'm not gay, not even bi btw. It's a shame, since there are so many awesome boys out there who get ignored by girls for the wrong reasons (like best friend and bro friend). But I can't be what I ain't.

    Now that I study laws, I'm glad he didn't press charges. If I was to be his attourney, I could do some damage. Then again, if I was my attourney, I could probably defuse that whole things. But with a combination on him = good attourney and me = bad one, things might have gotten bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:45 No.10103573
    If a bird dies and no one takes a picture, is it really dead? For fuck's sake, no one here has killed any of these birds. You're accomplishing all of nothing. Aside from from making a complete ass of yourself of course.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:45 No.10103575
    This is going to get up voted SO HARD when it hits the archive if I have anything to do with it...
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:45 No.10103584

    Dude, your trying to hard.

    You suck at trolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:47 No.10103609

    Spamming is different, and blatantly against the rules.

    This is the first time I've ever e-mailed Moot.
    >> Assassin Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:47 No.10103611

    Danke dir, aber ich bin nicht der Meinung, dass man in irgendeiner Situation zuschlagen sollte.

    Das führt nur zu noch unangenehmeren Situationen, ich spreche da aus Erfahrung (nicht aus dieser, aber einer zeitnahen).
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:47 No.10103624
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:47 No.10103626
    I am not a "dude" for fucks sake!!!

    Common Cord-grass (Spartina anglica) dominates much of the seaward edge of the marsh, having vigorously invaded and consolidated the fronting mudflats, following plantings in the early 1900s.[26] The spartina is generally shorter in the bay than at other sites due to the high tides and the turbidity of the water, reaching around 30 centimetres (11.8 in) as opposed to 150 centimetres (59.1 in) elsewhere.[27] On higher ground Common Saltmarsh-grass (Puccinellia maritima) increases in abundance with Sea Aster (Aster tripolium). Where the land is ungrazed, Common Reed (Phragmites australis) ofetn forms a zone above this. Where the upper marsh is grazed Red Fescue (Festuca rubra) and Creeping Bent (Argostis stolonifera) are found. Sea Couch (Elymus pycnanthus) and Sea Club-rush (Scirpus maritimus) occur at the landward edge of the marsh.[1]

    High level sheep-grazed marshes carry populations of the nationally scarce Bulbous Foxtail (Alopecurus bulbosus), Slender Hare's-ear (Bupleurum tenuissimum) and Sea Barley (Hordeum marinum) while Stert Island is known to support the nationally rare Compact Brome (Bromus madritensis) and nationally scarce Ray's Knotgrass (Polygonum oxyspermum).[1]

    A wide variety of aquatic and bankside plant species occur in the ditches including the nationally restricted Rootless Duckweed (Wolffia arrhiza), together with uncommon species such as Frogbit (Hydrocharis morsus-ranae) and Water Fern (Azolla filiculoides). The slightly brackish nature of the water is indicated by the presence of plants such as the nationally restricted Brackish Water-crowfoot (Ranunculus baudotii) and Sea Clubrush (Scirpus maritimus).[1]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103632
    Chill out, dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103636
    That's like, your opinion, dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103640
    Bitch you trying to hard.

    And meta trolling dosent work.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103641
    Dude, calm down. Thread's over, we can all go home now.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103642

    U mad.
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103645

    I hereby accept my calling. From this day on, I shall live my life in the duty of the emperor.

    But don't you think I'm too self-controlled for an angry-marine?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103646
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SVhC87/S7i2 05/27/10(Thu)23:48 No.10103647

    I hope the little faggot learned a lesson, good for you, bro.

    You gotta stick up for your bros, unless they're causing the trouble, but you definitely don't let some little faggot talk shit about your lady.

    Some people gotta learn to not let their mouths write checks that their ass can't cash.
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/27/10(Thu)23:49 No.10103655
    Dude, I do not even understand what you're doing or why.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:50 No.10103667
    Five Red Data Book invertebrate species have been recorded: the Great Silver Water Beetle (Hydrophilus piceus), the water beetle Hydrovatus clypealis, the hover fly (Lejops vittata) and the soldier flies Odontomyia ornata and Stratiomys singularior. Nationally scarce species include the aquatic snail Cyraulus laevis, the Hairy Dragonfly Brachytron pratense and a ladybird Coccidula scutellata.[1]

    Bridgwater Bay is a critical feeding ground for passage and over-wintering waders and wildfowl, with approximately 190 species recorded on the reserve.[2] It supports internationally important numbers of Whimbrel (Numenius phaeopus) and Black-tailed Godwit (Limosa limosa) and nationally important numbers of Dunlin (Calidris alpina) and Wigeon (Anas penelope).[1] In early winter the Wigeon select Puccinellia maritima in preference to Agrostis stolonifera and Festuca rubra.[30] Avocets have become regular autumn and winter visitors to the area in recent years, favouring the lower reaches of the River Parrett.

    Rare vagrant species spotted in the area include Wilson's Phalarope, Lesser Yellowlegs, White-rumped Sandpiper, Spotted Sandpiper, Montagu's Harrier (in spring), Ortolan Bunting and Richard's Pipit (in autumn).

    The birds seen on Brean Down include Peregrine falcon, jackdaw, kestrel, collared and stock doves, whitethroat, linnet, stonechat, dunnock and rock pipit. There are also several species of butterfly including; Chalkhill blue, Dark Green Fritillary, Meadow Brown, Marbled White, small heath, and common blue.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:50 No.10103686

    Y u so mad?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:51 No.10103694

    Briggins Moor is a 15.3 hectare biological Site of Special Scientific Interest in Somerset, notified in 1994. The site is south of Dulverton and close to the border with Devon.

    This site is an example of unimproved mire of a type which is restricted to south-west England and Wales and which has been significantly reduced in extent in the recent past. Purple Moor-grass (Molinia caerulea) and Meadow Thistle (Cirsium dissectum) are abundant. There is a large colony of the Marsh Fritillary butterfly (Eurodryas aurinia).[1]

    [edit] References
    ^ English Nature citation sheet for the site (accessed 9 August 2006)
    [edit] External links
    English Nature website (SSSI information)
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:51 No.10103699
    Hey Lazarus, wo lebst du, genau? Wenn ich die Frage stellen darf. :)

    Ich suche keine Adresse, sondern eine Stadt, ein Land, bzw einen generallen Ort. Ich bin neugierig.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:52 No.10103717
    laz thanks for stayin up
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:53 No.10103718
    Because he posted a dead bird as a OP image. And because this whole thread is really fucking gay.

    Catcott, Edington and Chilton Moors SSSI is a 1083 hectare biological Site of Special Scientific Interest in Somerset, England notified in 1967. It is close to the villages of Edington and Catcott.

    It is part of the Brue Valley Living Landscape conservation project. The project commenced in January 2009 and aims to restore, recreate and reconnect habitat. It aims to ensure that wildlife is enhanced and capable of sustaining itself in the face of climate change[1] while guaranteeing farmers and other landowners can continue to use their land profitably. It is one of an increasing number of landscape scale conservation projects in the UK.[2][3][4]

    The site consists of low lying land south of the River Brue, which floods on a regular basis; land north of here is included in the Tealham and Tadham Moors SSSI. The site is managed by Somerset Wildlife Trust and includes the Catcott Lows National Nature Reserve,[5][6] Catcott Heath[7] and Catcott North.[8]
    >> TheDeathMerchant !!SVhC87/S7i2 05/27/10(Thu)23:53 No.10103724
    he's mad because he hates tripfags. He tried that /b/ "personal army" bullshit and got laughed at, so he tries to fabricate some righteous bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:53 No.10103735


    Sowieso, guten Nacht. Du sollst jetzt schlaffen. Von Amerika danke ich dir fuer die tolle Story.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:54 No.10103741

    This is why no one likes druids
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:54 No.10103744
    Wow OP post an image, which is very relevant to his post, and some dude goes batshit? You act like he killed the bird, man. People are so overly sensitive these days.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:54 No.10103750
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:55 No.10103755

    Zu der Zeit in der Nähe von Koblenz. Inzwichen in Bayern.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:55 No.10103763
    A variety of fauna are found due to the varied soil types and management practices. Unimproved swards include meadows dominated Meadow Thistle (Cirsium dissectum), Meadow Rue (Thalictrum flavum) and similar species, and Southern Marsh-orchid (Dactylorhiza praetermissa). In the wetter areas Rushes and Marsh marigold (Caltha palustris) are found. Catcott Heath is noted for its rare vascular plants including Marsh Pea (Lathyrus palustris), Milk-parsley (Peucedanum palustre) and Marsh Fern (Thelypteris thelypteroides). A total of 127 aquatic and bankside vascular plant species have been recorded in the field ditches, Internal Drainage Board maintained Rhynes and deep arterial watercourses.[9]

    The botanically rich water channels support a diverse invertebrate fauna including water beetles Haliplus mucronatus and Hydrophilus piceus. The rare soldier fly (Stratiomys furcata) is found, and there are good numbers of dragonflies and damselflies.[9]

    The range of plants and inverterates support many bird species including Golden Plover (Pluvialis apricota), Lapwing (Vanellus vanellus), Snipe (Gallinago gallinago) and Dunlin (Calidris alpina). Other vertebrate species present, include the Otter (Lutra lutra), Grass Snake (Natrix natrix) and Common Frog (Rana temporaria).[9]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:55 No.10103766

    Dude, you should go to the doctor. Your ass must be gushing out gallons of blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:56 No.10103783
    Okay, now shut the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:56 No.10103791
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:57 No.10103793
    Hüh. Okay, danke. :)

    Ach, das ist nicht weit von Frankfurt entfernt! In Gießen habe ich an einem Austauschprogramm teilgenommen. Das war ein schönes Erlebnis.

    Nja, gute Nacht, Laz. ^^
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:57 No.10103794

    1) The original op did not kill the bird in his image, and likely downloaded it via google.
    2) The second op, telling the story- Lazarus- is not the same person as the maker of this thread.
    3) Your actions have been both rude and ineffective in disrupting the thread for any length.
    4) Thread cap reached; no reason to continue.
    In short, there is no discernible reason you should be so upset, and your actions have been far cruder than anything else in this thread- least of all something as appalling as a fully-stocked refrigerator in the poultry stocked section of Wal-Mart.
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/27/10(Thu)23:57 No.10103799

    In dem Fall ein Kompliment an deine Deutsch-Kentnisse!

    Du schreibst sicherlich besser als ich, zumindest um diese Uhrzeit! ;P


    *sigh* you're welcome. it's not like I can deny my favourite /tg/ a wish, now can I?

    Also, /tg/ - never change.
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:58 No.10103806
    Chancellor's Farm (grid reference ST525525) is a 34.2-hectare (84.6 acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest just north of Priddy in the Mendip Hills, Somerset, notified in 1984.

    The site, which is close to the Yoxter military range, is operated as a restricted-access nature reserve by the Somerset Wildlife Trust.[1]

    This site provides outstanding examples of some of the grassland communities associated with the higher parts of the Mendip plateau. The soils include a mixture of wind-deposited silts and weathered material from the parent Carboniferous Limestone. The grassland is a type characterised by Sweet Vernal Grass (Anthoxanthum odoratum), Red Fescue (Festuca rubra), Common Bent (Agrostis capillaris), Pignut (Conopodium majus) and Sorrel (Rumex acetosa). Of particular interest is the abundance of Common Bluebell (Hyacinthoides non-scripta), a species rare outside woodland habitats in Somerset.[2]

    The site includes extensive remains of lead mining from the medieval period to the early 18th century, with some evidence of iron mining in the north east corner of the site.[3]
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:58 No.10103808
    y so summer?
    >> Anonymous 05/27/10(Thu)23:59 No.10103822

    Dude, stop posting. You need to get to the ER so they can patch up your ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:00 No.10103831
    >Be sensitive to dead animals
    >Use 'gay' as a pejorative

    Srsly, wtf?
    >> Warnsbarg !!UlLVO/Wza96 05/28/10(Fri)00:00 No.10103840
    this. >.>
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:01 No.10103854
    I dont hate tripfags. I just know about wikipediaing a thread. And I am not "fabricating" anything just being myself you tripfaggot.

    The Cheddar Complex is a 441.3 hectare (1090.5 acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest near Cheddar and around the Cheddar Gorge in the Mendip Hills, Somerset, notified in 1952.

    This is a very large area which includes 4 SSSIs formerly known as Cheddar Gorge SSSI, August Hole/Longwood Swallet SSSI, GB Cavern Charterhouse SSSI and Charterhouse on-Mendip SSSI. It is part owned by the National Trust and part managed by the Somerset Wildlife Trust. The List of Sites of Special Scientific Interest in Somerset gives the current names.

    1 Biological
    2 Geological
    3 References
    4 See also

    [edit] Biological
    The Cheddar Complex supports a wide range of semi-natural habitats which includes unimproved grassland, calcareous dry dwarf-shrub heath, semi-natural broadleaved woodland and dense and scattered scrub. Four nationally rare plants are present, including Little Robin Geranium purpureum, Cheddar Pink Dianthus gratianopolitanus and Cheddar Bedstraw Galium fleurotii, two of which are endemic to the Cheddar area, as well as fifteen nationally scarce species.
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:02 No.10103867
    Does anyone have the updated image with the last thing attached?

    I'd like to have it after all this. Cause that is where the story ends for me, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:02 No.10103870

    Wirklich? Danke! Aber nein! Du bist besser. Ich meine, dass sehr, sehr, wahnsinng gut English du sprichst! Ich habe "guten Nacht" und nicht "gute Nacht" geschrieben!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:02 No.10103871
    Troll Druid, level 1. natural 3 intelligence, CN
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:02 No.10103875

    Sorry about this bird guy Laz, there's always ONE bastard who has to ruin it for everyone else.

    ....I, uh.....don't suppose you still have that book of smiting do you?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:03 No.10103879
    Vielen dank!

    Dein Englisch ist ebenfalls aufgezeichnet. Die ganze Geschichte war so gut wie muttersprachlich ausgedrückt. Ich hätte mir nie vorgestellt, du wärest kein Muttersprachler, wenn du DSA nicht erwähnt hättest. :)
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:03 No.10103882

    >Thread is gay
    >Dude bashes DM into unconsciousness over insulted girlfriend
    >Whole point is DM calling Dude's girlfriend a man

    Dude, U Mad, and probbaly using words you don't know the meaning of. Dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:03 No.10103883
    >> I dont hate tripfags.
    >> just being myself you tripfaggot.

    In case anyone missed this beautiful example of poetic irony.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:04 No.10103915
    Oh, ulps. Es gibt zwei von uns, ich habe die Posts nicht richtig gecheckt. Ihihi.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:05 No.10103920

    Report every single post he made.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:06 No.10103933
    So I insult a tripfag and I automatically hate all of them? Nice logic you got there fag.

    Cheddar Reservoir is an artificial reservoir in Somerset, England, operated by Bristol Water. Dating from the 1930s it has a capacity of 135 million gallons (614,000 cubic metres). The reservoir is supplied with water taken from the Cheddar Yeo river in Cheddar Gorge. The inlet grate for the 54 inches (1.4 m) water pipe that is used to transport the water can be seen immediately upstream from the sensory garden in Cheddar Gorge.

    It lies to the west of the village of Cheddar and south east of the town of Axbridge. It is roughly circular in shape, and surrounded by large earth banks which are grazed by sheep. It has been designated as a Site of Special Scientific Interest (Ref No:1003948) due to its wintering waterfowl populations.[1]

    It was the first British reservoir to permit sailing.[2] Bristol Corinthians sailing club is situated at its northern end. Other recreational activities at the reservoir include windsurfing, angling (for pike and roach), and birdwatching.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:06 No.10103936
    Gee, so many people replied to the wikispammer.
    /tg/ sure loves grappling trolls.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:06 No.10103942
    bumpity bump bump bump
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:07 No.10103954

    Ja, aber du sprichst sehr gut Deutsch auch! Bass als ich! Das ist bestimmt!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:07 No.10103956
    It's like saying "I don't hate all blacks, you nigger." There's an implication there.
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:08 No.10103964

    It was the book of bro friend. He sold it to me later after his cat ruined a few pages for a few bucks, so yeah, I have it somewhere in my old room.

    Are you implying I'd walk arround with that book ever since, smiting bad game masters?

    Holy poop, I think I just created another famous convention-NPC.

    My first one was the ghul-wakyambi-albino-ki-adept on roller blades with his extendable skythe. He appears from the shadows of shadowrun conventions and kills the characters of munchkins.
    No kidding. I once just walked by a game and heard it happening! I shouldn't have uploaded his stats at that time...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:08 No.10103973
    Too long to answer all. But from what I read I can tell you are FULL OF SHIT.

    The reservoir, which has an area of 105.4 hectares (260 acres) is attractive to waterbirds; in particular wintering wildfowl and gulls.

    Wildfowl present regularly in winter include Mallard (Anas platyrhynchos), Gadwall (A. strepera), Tufted Duck (Aythya fuligula), Common Pochard (Ay. ferina), Eurasian Wigeon (Anas penelope), Common Goldeneye (Bucephala clangula) and Goosander (Mergus merganser). A large flock of Coot (Fulica atra) is present, and Great Crested Grebe (Podiceps cristatus) is also numerous.[3]

    Because of its proximity to the Bristol Channel, storm-blown seabirds are occasionally found here, including Shag, Grey Phalarope, and divers and grebes.[3]

    A moderately-sized gull roost has attracted Glaucous, Iceland and Ring-billed Gulls on multiple occasions.[3]

    A number of rare and scarce vagrant birds have been seen at Cheddar Reservoir, mainly waterfowl and shorebirds. Up to 2004 the following species had occurred:[3]
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:08 No.10103974
    Dein Deutsch ist aber gar nicht schlecht. Ziemlich gut, finde ich. :)

    Wie lange hast du die Sprache schon gelernt?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:09 No.10103979

    OP hier.

    Besser als ich!* "Bass als Ich?" WTF!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:09 No.10103994

    >Implying you can read.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:10 No.10103995

    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:11 No.10104019
    You're a queer bird, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:11 No.10104031
    Da habe ich mich gewundert. Ist immerhin verständlich, und man kann gelegentlich seltsame Fehler machen. Es macht aber nichts. :)
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:12 No.10104041

    Es ist nur mein erste Jahr. Ich habe zwei semester in der Uni Deutsch gelernt. Im Herbst studiere ich mein dreite. Leider haben wir wenige Deutsch-Sprecher hier.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:12 No.10104042
    You fucking retard. Tripfaggot is not an insult to all tripusers.

    Cheddar Wood (grid reference ST445552) is a 86.9 hectares (215 acres) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest at Cheddar in the Mendip Hills, Somerset, notified in 1967.

    Cheddar Wood and the smaller Macall's Wood near Cheddar Gorge, are what remains of the wood of the Bishops of Bath and Wells in the thirteenth century and of King Edmund the Magnificent's wood in the tenth. It lies on Carboniferous Limestone with rock showing through the thin topsoils. In 1801 the wood was larger than it is today. During the nineteenth century its lower fringes were grubbed out to make strawberry fields, most of which have reverted to woodland. It was coppiced until 1917.[1]

    This site compromises a wide range of habitats which includes ancient and secondary semi-natural broadleaved woodland, unimproved neutral grassland and a complex mosaic of calcareous grassland and acidic dry dwarf-shrub heath. Two nationally rare plant species are also present. Additional interest lies in the invertebrate fauna. Cheddar Wood is one of only a few English stations for Starved Wood-sedge (Carex depauperata), which grows in the lane along the east side of the wood. [2]
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:14 No.10104078
    1. Search [1] for citations
    2. Check all posts that apply
    2. Report spam
    3. ????
    4. Ban this moron

    PS. BUMP
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:14 No.10104091
    Eh, I'm off in 10 minutes, taking a shower and then preparing for uni.

    Gosh darnit /tg/. If you rob me of my sleep, you could at least be a cute girl!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:14 No.10104093
    Du hast ein einziges Jahr Deutsch gelernt? Dafür ist dein Deutsch sehr gut!
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:16 No.10104114

    Agreed. Your german is just O.O

    I took years to get this fail-degree of english. But then again, I learned mostly from anime subtitles and online-games!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:16 No.10104117
    Will a trap suffice? I'd totally become a trap for you, Laz~
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:17 No.10104133
    This whole thread is against the rules. The dead bird pics, faggotry and circle-jerking. So kindly fuck off with your biased opinion. Now this thread is dead it seems. So bye byeee.

    The nationally rare Purple Gromwell (Lithospermum purpurocaeruleum) is also present, growing in the lane along the west side of the wood.[2] Butterflies include Silver-washed Fritillary (Argynnis paphia), Dark Green Fritillary (Argynnis aglaja), Pearl-bordered Fritillary (Boloria euphrosyne), Holby Blue (Celastrina argiolus) and Brown Argus (Aricia agestis). The slug Arion fasciatus, which has a restricted distribution in the south of England, and the soldier beetle Cantharis fusca also occur.[3]

    The site is managed as two nature reserves by Somerset Wildlife Trust Cheddar Wood Edge which covers 7.1 hectares (18 acres) of old strawberry fields, is now reverting to semi species-rich limestone grassland and scrub with ancient woodland hedges, and Cheddar Wood itself which has restricted access allowed by permit.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:17 No.10104146
    >Fail-Degree of English
    No, stop right there. Your English is amazing and you should hit yourself over the head for thinking anything less.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:18 No.10104156
    And calling a black person a nigger would not be an insult to all blacks, though others may still not appreciate the use of the word so.
    Not that any tripfag would be offended by being called a tripfaggot, of course- just as any black would be underwhelmed by the passive-comedic racism of the majority of 4chan's boards.
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:18 No.10104161

    Heh, it's the thought that counts.

    But I tried (yeah, that is right. I TRIED) beeing gay REALLY HARD. But I just don't like dicks. I'm sorry.

    I am NOT talking about currently beeing in a relation, 'cause you know, noone on the internet has a gf. Even if they do.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:20 No.10104188

    Haha. Danke, danke, aber ich kann besser tun. Ich meine, dass ich noch viel zu arbeiten an haben. Deutsch ist mein Nebenfach. Mein Hauptfach ist Physik. Trotzdem ist Deutsch wahnsinnig interessant zu mich und hoffentlich kann ich eines Tages Deutschland besuchen und dort kann ich lehre English zu den Deutschen. Es gibt ein Austauschprogram fuer das. English-Spracher kommt zu Deutschen um English-Lernen zu helfen.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:20 No.10104189
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:21 No.10104202

    I'll be content with my english after I stop making silly mistakes. As long as I still do, it still fails.

    I even stole the east-coast accent on my last US trip so people wouldn't know it's not my native tongue. But they still see through it if I make mistakes. Hence, I must stop making mistakes.

    The moment I am contend is the moment I stop improving. That moment shall not be now.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:21 No.10104209
    Hee. Well, I was mostly kidding anyway. :)

    Ich dachte sowieso, du hättest eine Freundin? Seid ihr immer noch zusammen?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:23 No.10104236
    Okay, das ist fair. Ich fühle mich ähnlich, was mein Deutsch betrifft.

    Dafür drückst du dich aber gut aus. Viel Glück beim Weiterlernen, Laz. :)
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:23 No.10104237

    The first year German fag here, Laz. We all make mistakes, bro. Don't worry about it. I kept on making them when I was typing in German, but mistakes define us for humans are defined by imperfections. (Although as a perfectionist I can relate. I don't feel like my German is good enough either because I keep making mistakes! Guess I can give that advice out, but not follow it ;)
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:24 No.10104262

    Well yeah.

    It IS awkward. I only had gf who were virgins before.

    Now I have one that isn't. And it's awesome. Like... like REALLY.

    I know most of you fa/tg/uys out there are still trying to find a virgin, but heed my advice. Do not make that a deciding factor.

    Girls don't "decrease in worth" after having sex. It's quite the opposite!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:25 No.10104268

    >The moment I am contend is the moment I stop improving. That moment shall not be now.

    You are one hardcore motherfucker and I love you for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:26 No.10104292
    Das finde ich sehr interessant... ich studiere Deutsch und Angewandte Sprachwissenschaften (Applied Linguistics), und beabsichtige, Englisch als Fremdsprache zu unterrichten. Dazu kriege ich hoffentlich ein TESOL-Zertifikat (Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages) und ein M.A. in Applied English Linguistics. Mal sehen, was aber in der Zukunft passiert...
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:27 No.10104314

    Haha, yeah. It's always easier to give out advice then following it.

    I always tell people getting physical is wrong, but look what I did in the story I just told!
    >> Angry Marine Lazerus !wCN7oH.ncA 05/28/10(Fri)00:28 No.10104332
    Was this achieved, anyway?

    I didn't save it anywhere, and I'd hate to just have the picture but not the text.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:30 No.10104353

    Denn es passiert, koennen wir eines Tages Kaffen mit einander haben. Bid dann habe ich mein Semesterferien zu geniessen! Auf Wiedersehen Deutschen.

    ~ And ciaobella to the rest :) <3 von Amerika.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:30 No.10104355

    In picture format, at least. No clue about actual archive format.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:31 No.10104386
    Deutschen? Es gibt nur einen Deutschen hier, soweit ich weiß, und das ist Laz. Ich bin Amerikaner wie du. xD
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:31 No.10104390

    Haha, see, mistakes.

    "...Tages Kaffe mit einander haben"*
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)00:33 No.10104425
    Und woher kommst /du/, Physikfag? :)

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