Sorry, sir. When I saw your planning doc, your writing seemed quite legible. Then again, the fact that it was written on a dead hooker should've been a red flag.
Speaking of, Jenkins in Dead Hooker Disposal says the department's way over quota for the month, and we're looking at a serious budget crunch if we don't cut back. Maybe we should talk to Engineering when they re-exist, see if they have a spare Schrödinger apparatus laying around. BAM, no more dead hooker, and we won't have to keep bothering Procurement for more live ones. Two birds with one stone.