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    269 KB Chewy Quest Part IV That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)16:00 No.7349671  
    Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7323898/

    Current Technomorphs: Phase Claws, Gauss-Blasting Mouth, Feeder Tendrils, Incinerator-Tail, Ceramite Plating, Necrodermis Skin, Internal Micro-Manufactorium, Hovertech (Think Iron Man), Power Field, Carapace-Mounted Warp-Cannon, Teleporter.

    You've just drunk a strange liquid offered to you by Slaanesh, who is now poring over a map trying to decide which Daemon-world to send you in your quest to escape the warp.

    WHAT DO?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)16:09 No.7349758
    Slaanesh's long, elegant fingers circle the map, until finally alighting upon a grimy world, its atmosphere choked by industrial pollutants.

    "Medrengard... Yes, I think that would suit you best. Lots and lots of metal, and lots and lots of Marines and... Other things." He/she licks her mouth with an obscenely long, lavascious tongue, looking back at you. "What do you think, Chewy?"
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)18:59 No.7351919
    open a can of kung fuu?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)20:56 No.7352960
    Go to Medrengard.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)20:59 No.7352993
    Oh god, this thread hasn't 404'd yet?

    Uh... Alright, going to need a few Hive Nodes to weigh in on the next course of action.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:01 No.7353020

    "What are these... other things?"
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:04 No.7353065
    inquire what it was that we drank, and then phamph our way our to Medrengard
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:06 No.7353081

    Slaanesh cackles, donning his/her shades again. "They're the ones that couldn't make it. The Traitor Legions still recruit, you see - And those that don't absorb the gene-seed properly... Well, they're cast out. Most don't survive, but some do... Don't worry, if you're lucky you won't meet any of them."

    He/she claps his/her hands, and a daemonette wanders over, bowing before her master/mistress.

    "I want you and the others to take this guest of mine to Medrengard. You know how to do it."
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:07 No.7353097

    "Hold on, what was it you gave me to drink? I had a dumbass attack and didn't ask first"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:10 No.7353124

    Slaanesh giggles, waving as the daemonette leads you back down the beach. "You'll find out when you start killing things. Now run along, you've got quite a trip ahead of you!"
    "So. . . I'm going to a daemonworld, and you want me to eat this Daemonette? Does it know it's going to hurt like a motherfucker, y'know, being all cozy up inside necrodermis? Out of curiosity."
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:12 No.7353157

    Did we ever make that Chitin penis?

    If so, ask Slaanesh for a quick go at one of her daemonettes.

    Revenge for whatever shit was in that drink, if it lets us.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:13 No.7353165
    Play the song "Fuck the lords of Chaos" by the noise marines,

    and follow the deamonette.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:13 No.7353168
    Look at the daemonette, what kind do we get? Normal, Angry, Mexican, or Reasonable?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:14 No.7353175

    > Mexican Daemonette.

    Wait... what?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:14 No.7353181

    Slaanesh raises an eyebrow. "Eat her? No, no no no no no... She and her sisters are going to help you get there another way." With that, he/she turns his/her back to you, as the daemonette escorts you into the circle of her sisters.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:15 No.7353191
    does it involve hot dickings?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:16 No.7353192

    Daemonettes aren't for eating anyway, this is a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:16 No.7353202
    Someone give me a quick recap here;
    1; How exactly did Chewie get into this predicament? I haven't kept up with Lictor Quest.

    2: How did Chewie come to be, for that matter? I missed that thread of the quest, too. Nom a Necron or something? I didn't even know that was possible.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:17 No.7353205

    Put your mandibles up, with a cavalier tweak of the eyebrows.

    "Now now, lady-wannabe-daemonettes, form a line and one at a time- there's plenty enough of Chewy's necrodermis to go around."

    Await daemonette reaction.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:18 No.7353221

    1) Chewy was sent through a portal to the warp to fight a greater Tzeentchi daemon. We poked both it's eyes out and ran off giggling.

    2) Chewy nom'd some random Necron artifact that made him into a Rippercron. He's grown up since then.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:19 No.7353231

    >How exactly did Chewie get into this predicament?
    He hopped through a portal that was summoning a Lord of Change to save Doomlictor.

    >How did Chewie come to be, for that matter? I missed that thread of the quest, too. Nom a Necron or something? I didn't even know that was possible.
    Doomlictor had him test out a Necrontyr artifact that they stole from an Inquisitorial informant's private collection.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:20 No.7353235
    is chewie some kind of hot female-tyranid?

    your picture indicates this might be so, and it is the condition I require be met for me to care about this quest.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:20 No.7353238

    ...this, just because I'd like to see Slaanesh whip around and say "What the- ....I am ok with this... er, wait, no, I'm not, dammit, send him off"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:20 No.7353243

    The daemonettes look at you, giggle, and proceed to start dancing around you in an intricate pattern, as the warp around them begins to glow.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/30/09(Wed)21:21 No.7353245

    Forgot my namefaggan'.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:21 No.7353258
    chewy is more male persona but an it. nids are its for the most part
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:21 No.7353260

    Chewy's a Ripper-turned-Rippercron-turned-Lictorcron. That said, there's no reason he couldn't grow tits if he wanted to.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/30/09(Wed)21:24 No.7353295
    I wish I had a cigar so I could look like Hive General Screed when I deepstrike onto a daemonworld surrounded by hot daemonette bitches. I mention this in passing, and await the transition from standing to killing.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:25 No.7353307
    PLay "Fuck the Lords of Chaos" by the Noise Marines. Manifest tits and CFM boots.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:29 No.7353339
    "Why you all dancing so fine?"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:29 No.7353341

    What the fuck are CFM boots?

    As the daemonettes continue to dance, the warp around you begins to blur, as they dance faster and faster, until suddenly the colors vanish, and you're in the mountains of some dark, polluted world. The daemonettes look at you one last time, giggle, and then wink out of existence.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:29 No.7353345
    tits are always relevant, make it happen captain.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/30/09(Wed)21:30 No.7353360

    I look around for something trying to kill me. If nothing is observed, look for something to kill.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:30 No.7353363
    Lets try and find some food I guess
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:32 No.7353374
    are we able to produce the same kind of rippers that chewy was able to produce TMG?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:32 No.7353379

    We don't need tits, and they wouldn't assist us in any way.

    This node says to ignore requests for Chitin breasts. At least the Chitindick had a use as a daemonette magnet, which is now no longer needed.

    This node also suggests we reabsorb and get rid of our Chitindick, unless we can make use of it for, say, Technological implantation similar to Ovipositors.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:32 No.7353381
    generate a cigar and smoke it quick
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:33 No.7353392
    Well, son of a bitch.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:34 No.7353418

    Yes, you can generate Rippercrons - You actually already have two on your person.


    As you stare out over the vast plains bordering the mountains, you can see hills in the distance, from which the smoke of industry rises. Beyond the hills, you can see a vast fortress, extending out to encompass the horizon.


    Going to need a LOT of calls of assent from the Hive before that happens.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/30/09(Wed)21:36 No.7353439

    Nay I say, because quite frankly, we've other shit to do. Let's head towards the factories, and ask the daemon-infested machine spirits what's up.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:36 No.7353450
    I vote for tits, no to srs bsns

    Can we try and infiltrate the place?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:37 No.7353457
    modify one of the rippercrons to have a synaptic node so we can deploy him
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:38 No.7353478
    make a cigar smoke cigar
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:40 No.7353510

    Your control over the Rippercrons doesn't require synaptic control - you can control them from systems away.


    You begin to descend from the mountains, towards the ash-covered plains below. In the distance, you can see what look like groups of nomads traversing the plains on foot.

    Also, pseudocock absorbed, unless you want to keep it for injecting your victims with nanites or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:41 No.7353517
    Assertion: Tits are irrelevant, and we already have a dick. Might get rid of that, but contrary to tits, it fulfills something akin to a role. We can penetrate something with a pelvic thrust and inject necrodermis.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:41 No.7353520
    we could do with nanite injection ability, also get the cigar
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:42 No.7353530
    "Whats up fella's? How is the coffee?"
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:45 No.7353582

    Fine, you craft a necrodermis-cigar in the palm of your claw, pluck it up, and stick it between your feeder tendrils, blowing smoke out the end of it as you climb down the mountain. You can feel eyes staring out of the crevices at you.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:45 No.7353591
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    Speaking of the hive, is there some way we can get into contact with the Hive Fleet doomlictor came from? I don't like being subjected to the whims of some hedonistic pansy.
    He didn't even let us have any daemonette tail.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:47 No.7353609

    Develop the ability to zoom our vision in on things at a distance, if we can't already. Avoid the nomads for now and look for delicious Alloy Mass
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:47 No.7353612
    Spider senses tingling
    Are we looking at khorn berzerkers?/bloodletters?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:48 No.7353618
    what exactly can we put in our lil rippers exactly then?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:50 No.7353638
    Our anus.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:50 No.7353643

    Not here, in the Eye of Terror, no.


    Already got that ability. Looks like the closest source of metal is the hills past the nomads.


    No idea, but whatever they are, they seem to be content to just watch you go by.


    They all come with Gauss-Blasting mouths. You can give them hovertech as well.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:51 No.7353671
    Ignore the eyes. Keep on moving towards the nearest resource.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:52 No.7353677
    We should develop something akin to a vacuum cleaner. Let's call it the daemon hoover. Use it to fuel our warp cannon. Best if it's a function of the cannon itself.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:54 No.7353707
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:54 No.7353711

    Finally, you reach the base of the mountain range you landed in. Off in the far distance, you can see the hills on the other side of the plains.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:56 No.7353731
    Let's get to stepping. Hovering... you know.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)21:59 No.7353761

    As you fly across the plains, you can see numerous sinkholes in the planet's surface - Interestingly, they show signs of habitation. Off on the horizon, you can see a great river trailing from the fortress, through the hills, and into the plains, where it flows into the largest of the sinkholes.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)21:59 No.7353765
    second this notion.

    Also can we give the rippercrons the holocaust ability?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:00 No.7353773

    Non of you have any psyker abilities.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:03 No.7353806
    find delicious resources and consume
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:03 No.7353808
    Carefully check out the sinkholes. Be careful not to get too close. Send a ripper in there to check one out.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:07 No.7353874

    One of your Rippercrons descends to the planet's surface, and carefully makes its way into the nearest sinkhole. Inside is a cavern of roughly fifty-by-fifty feet square, formed in an irregular pattern, with evidence of habitation. Blankets and bedding, coated in blood and viscera, surround the cavern's perimeter, except for the spot where a tunnel leads from the cavern into the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:08 No.7353884
    have it search for bitches to knock up with nanites
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:08 No.7353890
    Have the other go in there with him and investigate a bit further.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:12 No.7353939

    As your rippercrons investigate the primitive dwelling, they locate something... Unusual. A small shrine in a recess in the rock, with small tokens - a child's doll, a blood-smeared scroll, its writing illegible, a torn prayer-book - scattered about. And at the center of the shrine, a figure composed of chunks of human bodies, sitting upon a throne of rock, a crude halo crafted around its head.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:13 No.7353962
    There is nothing of use here. Perhaps now would be a nice time to practice inscribing holy protective ruins on some junk.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:14 No.7353972

    Make a few more rippercrons for scouting purposes.

    Also, quick question: How do we make Rippercrons? Before, didn't Chewy spray down rippers Doomlictor made with Necrodermis to make them?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:15 No.7353991

    That works, but you can also generate them from scratch within your miniature manufactorium.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:22 No.7354108

    What does the Hive wish to do?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:23 No.7354126
    Call the rippercrons back, continue on our way. While what was down there was strange, it doesn't help us.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:24 No.7354138
    >Necrodermis skin
    Wait... Necrofex?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:27 No.7354177

    Lictorcron, actually.


    As the Rippercrons clamber out of the pit, there's movement behind them, in the shadows of the pit.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:27 No.7354178
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:27 No.7354180
    dat lictor
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:33 No.7354269
    Initiate the ripper's self destruct sequence, COLLAPSE THE SINK HOLE!
    Or turn around and shoot at any sign of movement.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:35 No.7354283

    The rippercrons turn their heads to shoot at the shapes in the darkness, but they're already retreated back down through the tunnel they emerged from.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:35 No.7354287
    investigate the movement
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:37 No.7354306
    pedal to the metal and get out of here?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:38 No.7354318
    There is no need to involve ourselves with whatever thing is down there, get the ripper out, move on towards delicious materials.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:42 No.7354366
    Investigate the movement, produce more Rippercrons, back away to lessen risk to ourselves.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:43 No.7354379

    Flying down to retrieve your rippers, they hop back on as you fly off towards the smokestacks in the distance. As you draw closer, you can hear the groans, moans and cries of hundreds of humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:44 No.7354391
    Keep on flying towards the noise, inspect situation. If no precious materials are found, ignore.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:45 No.7354400
    Time for some gaussblastan.

    Or the more traditional RIP AND TEAR.

    Are you capable of starting a hive of your own? If so then rip and tear to use the humans for biomass to your newly started army
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:46 No.7354425
    make sure we find anything that can hurt us, if nothing is found feast on the people
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:47 No.7354440

    As you crest the hill hiding the smokestack, you come across quite a sight.

    What looks like a factory, with the sounds of human suffering within. Outside, surrounding the factory's perimeter, are racks bearing giant, stretched-out canvasses of human skin.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:49 No.7354469
    So this factory is... made of metal? Edible metal?

    Are there any potentially dangerous beings visible?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:51 No.7354493

    Confirmed: Factory is made of metal. Patrolling the perimeter, amidst the racks, you can see humanoid shapes, encased in ceramite power-armor, their armor a dull metallic sheen with gold trim.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:52 No.7354503
    Ignore them. GTFO and look fore a more suitable place to extract metal.
    You don't want any unessicary fighting now.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:52 No.7354507
    Eat the metal, begin with the creation of rippers.
    If our current rippers eat various materials, would they be able to create Technomorphs too?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:53 No.7354520

    Yes, rippers nomming metal can generate their own technomorphs.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:55 No.7354548
    Can we identify what kind of weaponry the marines are carrying?
    And how far away are them, what are the chances of them ditecting us from our current position?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)22:55 No.7354554
    Try and find lone humanoids. Kill and analyze to properly find out how large of a threat they are.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)22:56 No.7354565

    Boltguns. Old ones. Pre-Heresy.

    Can they see you? No, right now you're concealed by the rise of the hill.
    >> Hive Node Imbecilius 12/30/09(Wed)23:00 No.7354606
    Maintain stealth, we don't want to fight Iron Warriors in force.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)23:02 No.7354627

    Try to find a more secure hidingspot. Preferably one with two escape paths and only then start to nom the metal you have found.

    We do not want them to know about us just yet
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/30/09(Wed)23:02 No.7354631
    Sorry gents, but I need to be at work in slightly less than 11 hours, and so I must get my ass to bed.

    Archived thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7349671/
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)23:04 No.7354655
    orders for the next thread are as follows

    produce rippercrons,
    nom iron warriors for geneseed dna and materials, nom factory for more.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)23:16 No.7354778
    Remember to put Grey Knight Insigna on our Terminator-grade ceramite scales... to mock Chaos Marines
    >> Anonymous 12/30/09(Wed)23:30 No.7354931
    we must remember this suggestion hive nodes for the next part of the quest

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