Sorry, can't contribute tonight. The trolls are out at large.

>>7323958

THOSE ARE THE BEST NIGHTS FOR FLUFF-SHATTERING QUESTS, YOU FOOL!

Ask about Doomlictor. What's the connection?

shlick

well fuck, now that we are here, what the fuck do we do

I just realized how relevant the OP image is to today's thread.

>>7324018

Slaanesh takes a glass of some sort of glowing gold liquor from the Daemonette bartender, and after taking a sip from it and smacking his/her lips gratuitously, turns to you, smiling.

"What do you think the connection is, Chewy? Humor me and guess."

Sure is slow tonight...

>>7323898
I have to leave for work soon. This better still be here when I get there in an hour!

Is anyone going to answer the poor Chaos Deity?

Is Doomlictor not a follower of the Great Devourer? Is the Great Devourer an agent of yours?
Please, enlighten us...

>>7324198

Slaanesh cackles, taking another sip from his/her drink.

"No no no no no no no... No. If you're looking for someone with the time and lack of a life to create you guys, you'd be better talking to Tzeentch. Me? Your father's one of my agents, whether he knows it or not, thanks to a meal that YOU helped him to acquire."

Surely you're speaking of one of our first memories... Under the trash, the psyker, the cult leader, the whip.
Papa Doomlictor still continued with his job, followed its own agenda.
The only significant difference is the warp powers Doomlictor gained from nomming on that brain.

>>7324273

Slaanesh giggles, a sinister giggle, and looks over at you.

"One of his first actions towards trying to subdue that pathetic world was to absorb any and all drugs he could find, and you think that I would have failed to notice that? Oh, no no no no no... 'Doomlictor' will go on to seed countless worlds for the great devourer, all the while picking up more and more exotic chemicals and biological components. When my cultists finally get their hands on him, he will be the single most potent drug-manufacturing organism in the galaxy."

Aaaaaaand eating. Back in a few.

Papa was not reabsorbed into the hive?

>>7324338

CHEWYQUEST? THAT I'D MISSED IT SO FAR! GASP!

"Uh-huh. Lady-Dude-oh screw it, Slaanesh, this is a guy who, either two days or a day old, killed the majority of a Slaaneshi cult. He's not going down easily."

>>7324535

Slaanesh just smiles mysteriously. "Believe as you wish. But now it is your turn to talk - What are you doing here, Chewy?"

It would likely be in Slaneesh's interests; then; to help us get more powerful and find a way back into the material world so we can hook back up with Papa Doomlictor. Though likely this help will come at some sort of price...

Ask about what we could do to make this process smoother; as so far Slaneesh has been the only friendly entity we have thus far encountered. We scratch his itch, he scratches ours.

Also, delicious metals. We must find/nom them.. It wouldn't do for us to go back to Papa without some new toys to show off.

>>7324566

"Kicking ass and taking names. Aren't you all knowing? Tell me what I did and why I did it, Prince... Ess. Look, what do I call you?"

>>7324566
Well I was just in the neigbourhood and I decided it would be a great idea to go visit one of the most powerful forces of destruction in the Universe.

Just for a change of pace.

On another note what do Eldar souls taste like?

>>7324613

"All-knowing? Please, that's Tzeentch's shtick. I'm just here to enjoy watching the mortal races run around like ants." He/she swirls the liquor around a bit, and it produces a moaning sound. "Especially Eldar... So delicious." He/she adds, downing the glass and waving the server back to refill it.

>>7324641
Shrug.

"A bigass bird decked out in blue tried to force its way through a portal to kill my papa. I proceeded to jump through the portal, closing it, and kicked its ass ten ways to sunday, when it kicked me out of it's house. Sucks for it, considering it's out two eyes and it'll need a new coat of feathers."

We're not really about planning stuff out and all that.

I mean, if we were, we'd be talking to Tzeentch, right?

>>7324641
Just out of cuiosity would it then not be in your best interest o keep the Eldar alive? After all. If they go extinct you won't be able to drink their souls anymore.

>>7324655

Slaanesh cackles, slapping your back and then pulling his/her hand away, watching the charred flesh return to its previous perfect state.

"Yes, those damned Lords of Change can get rather pompous, eh? They need a good dicking now and again to remind them that they're not as smart as they think they are. But you haven't answered my question... Why are you here?"

Slaanesh approves ( +10 )

>>7324683

'To see you. To see what it's like here.'

>>7324824

Slaanesh looks at you and sighs. "Well, Chewy, unfortunate as it may be, you can't stay here. Not that you'd fit in particularly well anyway."

Couldn't post for a few minutes, wonder what happened?

>>7324856
Direct me to a jump-off point back into the material world, and I'll be off, no problem.

>>7324856

'Well, it's between you and the great devourer, and personally I'd still rather be with the great devourer. Is it possible to leave this place, prince?'

>>7324889

"As you've not doubt become aware, it's not that simple. If I could just poof up a portal whenever I please, I'd be out their myself. But, I can get you halfway there... For a price." Slaanesh smiles fiendishly, his/her tongue snaking out and writhing about.

>>7324920
I like where this is going =D

>>7324920
Question: Price?

>>7324920
Think of England, Chewey.

>>7324953

"Oh, it's nothing big, just a minor adjustment, really..." Slaanesh pulls out a transparent flask of what appears to be liquified diamonds. "Drink this."

>>7324977
down the hatch!

>>7325024

... You're going to just drink it, no questions asked?

>>7325071
whats the WORST that could happen?

>>7324977
Hum. Take the drink, warily. Send out the little test rippercron whose name escapes me right now, it can test the stuff for us.

I predict super penis potion, but really who says no to Slaanesh?

>>7325083

Slaanesh hands you the drink, but frowns as you move to have one of your Rippercrons test it.

"Not him. You."

>>7325080
here
scratch my idea and go with this guy>>7325083

>>7325105
shiiiiit
Take a little itty bitty sip?

1) Hug Slaanesh .. "Thanks you're the bestest!"

2) Drink.

>>7325115

Slaanesh sighs, as you take a minute sip. It tastes like cherry-flavored oil.

"How long is this going to take? Just down it already, so I can get you out of here."

>>7325157
.........................
Slug it, down the hatch then

let's have sex with slaneesh

>>7325169

As you down the rest of the liquid, you feel the Daemons inside your warp-cannon's compartment stir into a frenzy. It's sort of ticklish.

Slaanesh claps, pleased. "Excellent! NOW I can get you out of here." He/she motions to the bartending daemonette, who brings over a map. Slaanesh begins to pore over it, muttering under his/her breath.

>>7325200
We wont end up in Kansas will we toto?

>>7325157

This might be obvious, but maybe we should ask "What does this do?"

>>7324683

I'm gone for like one goddamned hour and you idiots have Chewy drink something offered to us by an evil god of chaos? Boys, you just went full on retarded. And TMFG, you really listened to the trolls? It's troll season man! Nothing but arseholes out there now!

>>7325224

Slaanesh waves a hand at you dismissively, distracted by the map.

"Sicarus? No... Magnus' planet? No... Mortarion's realm? No..."

>>7325269

... and then the trolls were players.

>>7325272

"...How about Terra? Emprah omnomnom"

>>7325272
hey we held up our end of the deal we get to choose

CADIA!

It's not my fault if all the smart players are off having lives D=

It really puts a wrench in the DMs plans when the players just don't get it.

DM: "Stuff happens."

Players: "Yay! We do what now?"

DM: "Huh?"

Players: "WE DEMAND A RAILROAD! DO IT!"

Some planet in Papa's course?

Good god, my internet is shit tonight. If someone could archive what little there is here and post a link, I'd be most grateful.

TMG: Maybe we're tired from all our adventures? Thus we're not thinking clearly.

Curl up under Slaanesh's feet and take a nap.

Don't forget to purr.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7323898/

Next up on Chewy Quest: "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" We wake up and confront Slaanesh all proper like this time.

>>7325455
That sounds wonderful...

>>7325455
>>7325511

I'm sure she/he/it would like it, doesn't get much more excess than having a Lictcron napping like a kitten at your feet, in terms of having things napping at your feet.