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    405 KB Chewy Quest Part III That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)19:49 No.7323898  
    Last Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7296545/

    Current Technomorphs: Phase Claws, Gauss-Blasting Mouth, Feeder Tendrils, Incinerator-Tail, Ceramite Plating, Necrodermis Skin, Internal Micro-Manufactorium, Hovertech (Think Iron Man), Power Field, Carapace-Mounted Warp-Cannon, Teleporter.

    You've managed to successfully make your way to the center of Slaanesh's palace, and are now being entertained by the Prince of Pleasure at his hut-bar on the beach.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)19:54 No.7323958
    Sorry, can't contribute tonight. The trolls are out at large.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)19:57 No.7324006

    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)19:57 No.7324018
    Ask about Doomlictor. What's the connection?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)19:58 No.7324036
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:01 No.7324061
    well fuck, now that we are here, what the fuck do we do
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:01 No.7324064
    I just realized how relevant the OP image is to today's thread.


    Slaanesh takes a glass of some sort of glowing gold liquor from the Daemonette bartender, and after taking a sip from it and smacking his/her lips gratuitously, turns to you, smiling.

    "What do you think the connection is, Chewy? Humor me and guess."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:07 No.7324126
    Sure is slow tonight...
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:10 No.7324163
    I have to leave for work soon. This better still be here when I get there in an hour!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:12 No.7324181
    Is anyone going to answer the poor Chaos Deity?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:13 No.7324198
    Is Doomlictor not a follower of the Great Devourer? Is the Great Devourer an agent of yours?
    Please, enlighten us...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:16 No.7324232

    Slaanesh cackles, taking another sip from his/her drink.

    "No no no no no no no... No. If you're looking for someone with the time and lack of a life to create you guys, you'd be better talking to Tzeentch. Me? Your father's one of my agents, whether he knows it or not, thanks to a meal that YOU helped him to acquire."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:20 No.7324273
    Surely you're speaking of one of our first memories... Under the trash, the psyker, the cult leader, the whip.
    Papa Doomlictor still continued with his job, followed its own agenda.
    The only significant difference is the warp powers Doomlictor gained from nomming on that brain.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:25 No.7324332

    Slaanesh giggles, a sinister giggle, and looks over at you.

    "One of his first actions towards trying to subdue that pathetic world was to absorb any and all drugs he could find, and you think that I would have failed to notice that? Oh, no no no no no... 'Doomlictor' will go on to seed countless worlds for the great devourer, all the while picking up more and more exotic chemicals and biological components. When my cultists finally get their hands on him, he will be the single most potent drug-manufacturing organism in the galaxy."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:26 No.7324338
    Aaaaaaand eating. Back in a few.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:31 No.7324421
    Papa was not reabsorbed into the hive?
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:40 No.7324535


    "Uh-huh. Lady-Dude-oh screw it, Slaanesh, this is a guy who, either two days or a day old, killed the majority of a Slaaneshi cult. He's not going down easily."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:42 No.7324566

    Slaanesh just smiles mysteriously. "Believe as you wish. But now it is your turn to talk - What are you doing here, Chewy?"
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:44 No.7324590
    It would likely be in Slaneesh's interests; then; to help us get more powerful and find a way back into the material world so we can hook back up with Papa Doomlictor. Though likely this help will come at some sort of price...

    Ask about what we could do to make this process smoother; as so far Slaneesh has been the only friendly entity we have thus far encountered. We scratch his itch, he scratches ours.

    Also, delicious metals. We must find/nom them.. It wouldn't do for us to go back to Papa without some new toys to show off.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/28/09(Mon)20:46 No.7324613

    "Kicking ass and taking names. Aren't you all knowing? Tell me what I did and why I did it, Prince... Ess. Look, what do I call you?"
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:47 No.7324629
    Well I was just in the neigbourhood and I decided it would be a great idea to go visit one of the most powerful forces of destruction in the Universe.

    Just for a change of pace.

    On another note what do Eldar souls taste like?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:49 No.7324641

    "All-knowing? Please, that's Tzeentch's shtick. I'm just here to enjoy watching the mortal races run around like ants." He/she swirls the liquor around a bit, and it produces a moaning sound. "Especially Eldar... So delicious." He/she adds, downing the glass and waving the server back to refill it.
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/28/09(Mon)20:51 No.7324655

    "A bigass bird decked out in blue tried to force its way through a portal to kill my papa. I proceeded to jump through the portal, closing it, and kicked its ass ten ways to sunday, when it kicked me out of it's house. Sucks for it, considering it's out two eyes and it'll need a new coat of feathers."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:51 No.7324661
    We're not really about planning stuff out and all that.

    I mean, if we were, we'd be talking to Tzeentch, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)20:52 No.7324671
    Just out of cuiosity would it then not be in your best interest o keep the Eldar alive? After all. If they go extinct you won't be able to drink their souls anymore.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)20:53 No.7324683

    Slaanesh cackles, slapping your back and then pulling his/her hand away, watching the charred flesh return to its previous perfect state.

    "Yes, those damned Lords of Change can get rather pompous, eh? They need a good dicking now and again to remind them that they're not as smart as they think they are. But you haven't answered my question... Why are you here?"
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:23 No.7324700
    Slaanesh approves ( +10 )
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)21:25 No.7324713
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    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:35 No.7324824

    'To see you. To see what it's like here.'
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)21:38 No.7324856

    Slaanesh looks at you and sighs. "Well, Chewy, unfortunate as it may be, you can't stay here. Not that you'd fit in particularly well anyway."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:40 No.7324888
    Couldn't post for a few minutes, wonder what happened?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:41 No.7324889
    Direct me to a jump-off point back into the material world, and I'll be off, no problem.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:43 No.7324915

    'Well, it's between you and the great devourer, and personally I'd still rather be with the great devourer. Is it possible to leave this place, prince?'
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)21:44 No.7324920

    "As you've not doubt become aware, it's not that simple. If I could just poof up a portal whenever I please, I'd be out their myself. But, I can get you halfway there... For a price." Slaanesh smiles fiendishly, his/her tongue snaking out and writhing about.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:47 No.7324949
    I like where this is going =D
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:47 No.7324953
    Question: Price?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:48 No.7324964
    Think of England, Chewey.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)21:49 No.7324977

    "Oh, it's nothing big, just a minor adjustment, really..." Slaanesh pulls out a transparent flask of what appears to be liquified diamonds. "Drink this."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:54 No.7325024
    down the hatch!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)21:57 No.7325071

    ... You're going to just drink it, no questions asked?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:58 No.7325080
    whats the WORST that could happen?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:58 No.7325083
    Hum. Take the drink, warily. Send out the little test rippercron whose name escapes me right now, it can test the stuff for us.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)21:59 No.7325090
    I predict super penis potion, but really who says no to Slaanesh?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:00 No.7325105

    Slaanesh hands you the drink, but frowns as you move to have one of your Rippercrons test it.

    "Not him. You."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:01 No.7325107
    scratch my idea and go with this guy>>7325083
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:01 No.7325115
    Take a little itty bitty sip?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:02 No.7325123
    1) Hug Slaanesh .. "Thanks you're the bestest!"

    2) Drink.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:05 No.7325157

    Slaanesh sighs, as you take a minute sip. It tastes like cherry-flavored oil.

    "How long is this going to take? Just down it already, so I can get you out of here."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:06 No.7325169
    Slug it, down the hatch then
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:08 No.7325190
    let's have sex with slaneesh
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:08 No.7325200

    As you down the rest of the liquid, you feel the Daemons inside your warp-cannon's compartment stir into a frenzy. It's sort of ticklish.

    Slaanesh claps, pleased. "Excellent! NOW I can get you out of here." He/she motions to the bartending daemonette, who brings over a map. Slaanesh begins to pore over it, muttering under his/her breath.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:09 No.7325213
    We wont end up in Kansas will we toto?
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:10 No.7325224

    This might be obvious, but maybe we should ask "What does this do?"
    >> ROGUE HIVE NODE 12/28/09(Mon)22:14 No.7325269

    I'm gone for like one goddamned hour and you idiots have Chewy drink something offered to us by an evil god of chaos? Boys, you just went full on retarded. And TMFG, you really listened to the trolls? It's troll season man! Nothing but arseholes out there now!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:14 No.7325272

    Slaanesh waves a hand at you dismissively, distracted by the map.

    "Sicarus? No... Magnus' planet? No... Mortarion's realm? No..."
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:16 No.7325295

    ... and then the trolls were players.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:17 No.7325302

    "...How about Terra? Emprah omnomnom"
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:18 No.7325316
    hey we held up our end of the deal we get to choose
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:19 No.7325319
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:26 No.7325386
    It's not my fault if all the smart players are off having lives D=
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:28 No.7325406
    It really puts a wrench in the DMs plans when the players just don't get it.

    DM: "Stuff happens."

    Players: "Yay! We do what now?"

    DM: "Huh?"

    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:30 No.7325427
    Some planet in Papa's course?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/28/09(Mon)22:31 No.7325439
    Good god, my internet is shit tonight. If someone could archive what little there is here and post a link, I'd be most grateful.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:33 No.7325455
    TMG: Maybe we're tired from all our adventures? Thus we're not thinking clearly.

    Curl up under Slaanesh's feet and take a nap.

    Don't forget to purr.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:34 No.7325471
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:39 No.7325509
    Next up on Chewy Quest: "IT WAS ALL A DREAM!" We wake up and confront Slaanesh all proper like this time.
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:39 No.7325511
    That sounds wonderful...
    >> Anonymous 12/28/09(Mon)22:52 No.7325678

    I'm sure she/he/it would like it, doesn't get much more excess than having a Lictcron napping like a kitten at your feet, in terms of having things napping at your feet.

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