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    90 KB Chewy Quest Part II That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)16:20 No.7296545  
    Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7287288/

    Current Technomorphs: Phase Claws, Gauss-Blasting Mouth, Feeder Tendrils, Incinerator-Tail, Ceramite Plating, Necrodermis Skin, Internal Micro-Manufactorium, Hovertech (Think Iron Man), Power Field, Carapace-Mounted Warp-Cannon.

    You are falling through the sky above the fortress of a powerful Khornate Daemon, one crippled Bloodthirster falling to the ground below you, another one chasing you from above.

    WHAT DO?
    >> northern /k/ommando 12/26/09(Sat)16:22 No.7296563
    they really should make more of the old EPIC models in 40K scale.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)16:23 No.7296572
    Let go of the falling Bloodthirster, snatch up the severed claw in flight, then turn around to face the chasing beast and shoot its wings.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)16:23 No.7296586
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    Become German, thus increasing any and all efficiency.

    Polite sage for nothing constructive to say.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)16:25 No.7296603

    I think I would jizz myself into a coma if they brought back the old Nid vehicles with new sculpts.


    You grab the severed claw as you relinquish your hold on the beast, turning to face the roaring daemon coming behind you. A pair of blasts to its abdomen blow gaping holes in it, but it doesn't seem to notice.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)17:40 No.7296752
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:12 No.7297002
    Hover horizontally while falling, moving out of the reach of the bloodthirsters, all the while taking shots at their wings.

    Assimilate the daemon-claw, if possible. If we are able to integrate daemon-flesh along with the necrodermis, along with the Grey Knight geneseed, we might just be able to make the Tyranid swarm into something far more fearsome than it is.

    Which is saying something.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:14 No.7297027
    Aim for the wings!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:15 No.7297041
    This should be done for an Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:17 No.7297057
    Oh, and if it's possible at any time, begin to snap spines.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:20 No.7297082
    where the hell is everyone?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:24 No.7297108

    You fly out sideways, as the Bloodthirster above you continues downwards. Taking aim, you successfully destroy both its wings, and the pair plummet to the earth below, shrieking their rage.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:24 No.7297115

    Can we phase out, or do we need to develop that? Also, the Chewyporter SHOULD be done by now, so, could we teleport behind the one following us and blast it's ass?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:26 No.7297133
    Swoop down and use our momentum to pry the axe from the less-crippled of the two.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:27 No.7297143
    How high up were the two when each fell? Also, let's get that axe.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:30 No.7297171

    Yes, we must have the Axes.

    I mean, holy fuck, we should develop some Phase-Daemon-Chain-Claws, or Axes, or something, for absurd amounts of rip and tear.

    ...at lease, I hope they're chain-axes...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:32 No.7297184

    Zooming downwards, you grab the hiltless axe, as well its compatriot from the Bloodthirster still holding it. It howls in rage as it plummets, and the two finally land, kicking up an obscuring cloud of dust.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:33 No.7297190
    Give the axe a nice scan. If deemed worthy, nom.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:36 No.7297204

    Nom it anyway, we need the metal to produce more things.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:37 No.7297213
    Because Obviously a demon weapon of Khorne is made of metal.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:37 No.7297219
    What would be the best thing to create anyway?
    Something that is just SUPER effective against these fucking daemons.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:38 No.7297228
    Hey, we're a necrolictor in the warp.
    Fuck canon.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:39 No.7297234
    Gellar field and/or warp engine is what we need to focus on. The warp isn't exactly an ideal hangout for us.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:40 No.7297239

    You devour the metal of the axes, their non-metal components dissolving into the warp. Below you, the two bloodthirsters are getting back to their feet, howling curses up at you.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:41 No.7297246
    Do we have the knowledge to create Gellar field?
    What are those Bloodletters up to right about now?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:42 No.7297253

    Technically, they can be hurt from just touching us, so EVERYTHING we use is super effective.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:44 No.7297268
    Do we have the knowledge to make Psycannon rounds, or any other "holy" things those Grey Knights had?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:45 No.7297282

    Yes to both, but you'll need some... Exotic materials.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:46 No.7297291
    We are anathema to psyonics. That means we can't produce any psycoactive materials or perform sorcery.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:46 No.7297303

    We should have knowledge of the wards burned into the skeletons of the Grey Knights from what we nomm'd, I recommend we etch the markings into our necrodermis.

    Also, longer term, but we really need to find a way to nom daemon/warpstuff. HIVE MIND IN THE WARP.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:46 No.7297304
    Alright, are said materials possible to acquire in the warp? Perhaps we should try to find a ship in transit and hijack it!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:48 No.7297322
    We should also find out what's in that bone castle. Perhaps whatever it is might be adorned in PRECIOUS MATERIALS.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:49 No.7297333
    seconding experimental use of wards.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:49 No.7297336

    If we can hijack a ship in the warp, we might as well use that to get our ass out of the warp.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:49 No.7297339
    Long story short, find a space hulk, nom it. Maybe it has some nids onboard already?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:49 No.7297342
    Do you wish to investigate the palace of bones, gentlemen?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:50 No.7297349

    I'd agree, but who's to say the wards wouldn't react with the warp and make us explode right there and then?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:51 No.7297369
    Check out the palace, and squirt some necrodermis onto something, and proceed to inscribe holy wards with our Gauss from a safe distance.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:51 No.7297370
    Good point, let's carve them into some random thing and see what happens, then produce a little necrodermis and carve them into that.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:52 No.7297379

    Sure, but we should be careful not to be swarmed by assloads of Khornates.

    ...unless there's a Daemonette in there, then, could we Implant her?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)18:55 No.7297416

    You fly back down to the courtyard, which is now filled with the headless corpses of bloodletters, and make your way to the palace doors. With a Gauss blast, you blow your way through, entering a grand hall made of bone, sinew, muscle and flesh.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)18:58 No.7297446
    Damn. Do we see any baddies? If not, then get someNecrodermis on some of the bone, and begin carving wards on there.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:01 No.7297478

    Carve wards into the bone of the walls, see what happens.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:02 No.7297494

    As you begin to experiment on the bonepillars of the great hall, you hear a roar, off in the far distance, back in the courtyard. And it draws near.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:03 No.7297508
    The monster will ruin the experiment D:
    break it in the name of SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:04 No.7297521
    Shit man, let's check this shit out. We have some fightan' to do.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:08 No.7297563

    You turn to face the doorway that you entered through, just in time to see a tremendous Chainaxe emerge through the wood.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:09 No.7297583

    Actually, hold on a sec. If Necrodermis will burn warp shit, maybe spraying Necrodermis on things would be sort of a Lictcron-in-the-warp equivalent of Acid Spray.

    Quick, try it out on the wall, then check and see what the hell is charging at us.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:11 No.7297602
    Quickly, shoot some necrodermis at it! And let's try and gain some air on it. Try and get to a higher point near the door, and when it burst through, unload on it.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:11 No.7297603

    The Necrodermis burns a hole in the wall before dissipating.

    Turning to look at the door, the Chainaxe is carving a howl in it, almost hungrily.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:12 No.7297612


    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:15 No.7297631

    Spray Necrodermis at the Chain Axe, anything from the warp on it will burn, anything metallic will either bind from the dermis fucking with the mechanisms, or it would make it harder for the daemon carrying it to use.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:16 No.7297636
    Hide out of sight of this hole, if possible.

    Ambush that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:16 No.7297645
    What if it's a chaos space marine? Necrodermis + Power armour might not be the best thing for us...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:18 No.7297657
    nonono. spray the necrodermis on the daemon. it'll fuck him up bad, plus we can eat the chainsword after
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:19 No.7297667
    *chain axe
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:19 No.7297670

    Spray the Chain Axe alone, not the thing carrying it. If it ISN'T a daemon, we're fucked, but in the event it is, being able to turn it's axe against it, or ruin the axe so it can't be used by the daemon would be a good course of action.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:19 No.7297673

    You fly up, hiding in the rafters to see what sort of entity this might be. Finally, the hole is carved, and a Chaos Space Marine, in Blood-Red armor with bronze trim, his arms bare, forces his way into the great hall, roaring a cry for the glory of Khorne.
    >> Iron Lung 12/26/09(Sat)19:20 No.7297679
    Oh, SHIT.
    Hello Kharne!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:20 No.7297680
    It's risky, but fuck it. Squirt some of that shit at whatever it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:21 No.7297691
    silently fly behind, and pewpewpew everything we have at that axe, and on the odd chance it does have a bolt pistol or ranged weapon, pew that up afterwards.

    Then return to rafters, and await for some more nodes to think of stuff.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:21 No.7297695

    The weapon seems to repel the necrodermis, the Daemon inside it too powerful for your necrontech to overcome.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:22 No.7297701
    Oh shit, shoot him with our Gauss and Warp cannon.
    I'm having second thoughts on this whole necrodermis thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:22 No.7297707

    Holy fucking shit it's Kharn.

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:24 No.7297725
    Aim for the arms. The rules with 40k are, if it's unarmored, then it's either a good thing for us, or the thing is too important for armor.
    Let's hope this thing isn't too important.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:25 No.7297740
    did we have time to see if carving the wards worked? if not, do we have enough time to try it now?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:26 No.7297746

    The man easily dodges your shots, firing at you from below with a plasma pistol.

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:26 No.7297749
    It's Kharn the Betrayer, guys, he's batshit insane.

    There's a chance he might take us with him to go kill some Tzeentchi faggots or something, we should negotiate before we make ourselves his enemy.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:26 No.7297754

    Goddammit, too late, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:27 No.7297756
    Let's oblige the fucker, on our way down shoot at him some more. This should get interesting.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:28 No.7297767
    He might not be Kharn for fucksake.

    Could just be a beserker, or skull champion.

    However, I know it's TMG, who's fucking amazing, it will be.

    I vote fly away, giggling like a faggot we are.

    Fly to another realm, possiby have Kharn follow us.

    Return, find differant bone fort.

    We're in the fucking realm of chaos, and khorne has the biggest zone iirc, why bother risking it?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:30 No.7297779

    Let's test if it's Kharn, then.

    "Do you like feline creatures?"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:31 No.7297782
    realised how much of a douche I sound. But it's a point. Would delete and rewrite that were it not 3.30am.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:31 No.7297784
    We're Chewy, man! Spawn of DOOMlictor. If we ever see him again, we're going to need some cool stories.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:33 No.7297806


    Perhaps a bit late to say this, but Chewy Quest is going to be less... Grimdark than Lictor Quest. Perhaps comically so.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:34 No.7297820

    Well, obviously, we're a Necron Tyranid in the warp, the concept alone is laughable.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:35 No.7297824
    Ok, Khorne would never allow Kharn to die, especially not in his own realm.
    We could either be the cool cats we are, and fight, or try and get back to Papa Doomlictor.
    I'm not sure which to do...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:38 No.7297838

    We're trying to get back to Papa Doomlictor, of course, but that doesn't mean we can't have a nice adventure along the way.

    While we're at it, we should be developing new Biomorphs for him. We never did get status report on the Chewyporter, either.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:38 No.7297839
    I still vote we bugger off, perhaps give a blast of


    And away we fly to slaaneshi realm.

    Alternativly, are there any other realms with significant metal stock?

    If so, replace slaanesh with that one.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:40 No.7297853
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:41 No.7297863

    "OH, YOU'RE DEAD NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!" Kharn roars in rage, as you blow a hole in the cieling and head south.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:42 No.7297870
    We should book it. Doomlictor would want to keep us safe.
    Just fly the fuck out of here, burst a hole in the roof with some Gauss while avoiding plasma rounds.
    Once we're out, look around, and go from there.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:43 No.7297875

    Khorne's realm probably has the most metal, and that means we REALLY shouldn't piss them off too much.

    In fact, if we help them, we could actually be GIVEN what we need.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:44 No.7297888
    We need to get out of here. Make our way to a daemon world.
    There will be plenty of materials for the taking, and from there, work our way onto a ship and try and meet up with Doomlictor.
    Assuming a couple hundred years haven't passed since we've been in here.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:45 No.7297890
    This is what I was hoping for achieving.

    ...except he's Kharn D:

    Also, is Kharn following us?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:45 No.7297893
    I doubt that. From our experiences in Khorne's realm so far, they don't seem that friendly. Something tells me that showing up on their door step with a bouquet of severed heads won't do the trick.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:47 No.7297905

    Keep in mind that their first encounter with you was you blowing a couple of bloodletters into chunks.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:47 No.7297910

    Yep, Kharn's running along the ground after you, shouting insults and cursing your mother.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:48 No.7297912

    That's because we went in there killing everything. If we hadn't, you know, PISSED KHARN OFF we might have been able to work something out, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:50 No.7297926
    Hmm, what sort of speed can we reach compared to Kharn?

    Because I'm thinking lead him into a differant realm, fly really high, then bugger off back to Khorneville and metal for the metal god.

    Also, as a provocation and a test to see if we can damage him, shoot him up a bit with the gauss flayer.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:51 No.7297935
    I don't think he's the most diplomatic chap to start off with.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:52 No.7297944
    Do know of anything that could hurt Kharn, or at least get him to leave us alone?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:52 No.7297946

    He dodges your Gauss shots, and returns with a volley of plasma-pistol fire, which you easily dodge.

    He's having no trouble keeping up with you, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:52 No.7297950

    You know, we could also come back later and see if he's calmed down any, instead of trying to piss him off even more.

    What the hell happened to being subtle with Doomlictor?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:53 No.7297961

    Find him something else to kill, and hope he gets distracted.

    Alternatively, a cat is fine too.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:53 No.7297966
    Hmm, we need a way of ditching this guy once he's started ripping and tearing through some daemons.

    Only thing I can think of is high altitude trollfacing, any ideas fellow nodes?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:54 No.7297975
    Is it possible to regurgitate the Furies we have in our belly, perhaps they will be a proper distraction. Or maybe they'll just start attacking us...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)19:58 No.7298002

    We really should get away from this "piss off the psychopath" track we're on.

    Head for Slaanesh's place, fly over some hard to run through terrain along the way, find Cats.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)19:58 No.7298004

    if you think they'd distract him for any real amount of time...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:00 No.7298020
    Alright, let's just fly higher. Are there any mountains near by? Tall structures? Something that would cause him to climb a bit.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:02 No.7298027

    Slaanesh's palace is to the south, beyond a range of mountains shaped like... Well, you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:03 No.7298039
    That seems like a nice place to head towards. We're pretty much immune to any temptation he could throw at us, right?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:04 No.7298048

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:06 No.7298056
    Start heading that way, and look for any useful materials.
    We only absorbed those two axes earlier?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:06 No.7298061
    Keep a vigil on your anatomy. Should you start developing genitalia, retreat.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:09 No.7298072

    Yes, you nommed the axes.

    As you fly towards the mountains, a great rainforest appears below you. Kharn is soon lost to sight, and you can hear his cries of rage fade into the distance.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:09 No.7298076

    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:10 No.7298086

    The mountain range actually looks like an overdeveloped futa laying on her back.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:11 No.7298091
    Aaaaaaaaaaand I need to eat. Back in a few.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:11 No.7298094

    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:36 No.7298276

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:38 No.7298299
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:39 No.7298308


    Continue course towards Slaanesh's place.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:43 No.7298352

    After a few hours of flight, the palace approaches on the horizon - surrounded by six concentric rings.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:44 No.7298365

    Please tell me those rings aren't around that "futa" part you mentioned before.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:44 No.7298368
    Spray necro acid on EVERYTHING.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:47 No.7298389

    Nope, you're past the mountain range.

    Flying above the rings, you can see a massive swarm of daemons, numbering literally in the millions. They don't seem to have noticed you.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:49 No.7298408
    Try to find some Noise Marines, and test out your speakers.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:50 No.7298427
    Did eating those axes allow us to develop anything?
    Also, see if we can find someone in Slaanesh's area to talk to. Let's not piss off Lucius (or however we meet in there).
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:51 No.7298432

    Do you wish to land at the perimeter of the outermost ring, and look for a way in?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:52 No.7298435

    Yeah, we really should avoid pissing off everything in the warp.

    Besides, we have speakers and our dad was motherfucking DOOMLICTOR, we should fit right in here.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:52 No.7298437
    Attempt to form HIVEMIND ANTENNA. Testing... 1 2 3... HIVEMIND can you hear us?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)20:53 No.7298448

    No such luck.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:56 No.7298473
    Request guitar lessons from the closest Noise Marine.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:56 No.7298475
    Yeah. land at the perimeter. Look for a dick-shaped entrance.

    Also, lets try to develop something awesome with those devoured axes. I'd like a backup plan just in case.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:57 No.7298479
    Let's develop a radio transponder with antennae for future use.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:57 No.7298482
    Damn, no HIVEMIND = must return new findings to Fleet manually. Attempt to find an isolated native for friendly contact.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:58 No.7298492

    Phase and Daemon Chain Claws.

    Also, remember that awesome battle music we mentioned before, composed from the screams of Guardsman? Start blaring that over our speakers.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)20:59 No.7298498
    Agreed. Add in tasty riffs.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:00 No.7298508

    As you land, and begin to circle the parameter, you soon come to an entrance, leading you to the first ring. The doorway is magnificent, crafted from the finest rare materials, and shaped like what you recognize as a human female's reproductive organs.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:01 No.7298511
    FUCK. YES.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:03 No.7298520
    Start blasting the loudest, fastest and most amazing music you can. Add in screams of Guardsmen and arrange the screams to mimic words. Then add in some Pipe Organ and Harpsichord
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:04 No.7298534

    I'm pretty sure we don't know what any of those are, yet, aside from the screams.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:05 No.7298536
    Do we contain seed for Genestealers?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:07 No.7298556
    We know of all music and instuments the Hivemind has ever heard or learned of.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:08 No.7298565

    Nope. You CAN produce Rippercrons though.


    Alright, you start blasting music. No reaction from anything nearby.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:08 No.7298569
    Scan the doorway. Real materials, or warpstuff?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:08 No.7298573

    Which is, screaming. We haven't been able to identify music in the past, chances are we can't now.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:09 No.7298579
    Blast it louder. SHAKE THE FUCKING WALLS!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:10 No.7298594
    Don't produce rippercrons just yet.

    We still need mobility, and bulding rippers will cost metal, which we may need for technomorphs

    What weapons/upgrades could we build?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:11 No.7298613
    Use music as camouflage while exploring, enter orifice. Keep an eye out for materials useful for making more Rippercrons.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:11 No.7298619
    This. See if we can release any of the drugs we absorbed before we decided to kamikaze the warp rift, too.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:16 No.7298669

    You boost the volume to literally ear-shattering levels, but again, no response.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:17 No.7298692
    THOSE CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKERS! Rape that door with your Gauss and Demon Cannon.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:19 No.7298706

    As you take aim at the door, it creaks, and begins to open, practically inviting you to enter.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:19 No.7298713
    Let's try and get some of those tasty materials.

    WAIT! This is a trick. Don't nom anything here. If it look tempting in any way, shape or form, leave it. What the fuck are we doing here?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:20 No.7298722

    Turn the volume a bit lower and explore more. Develop a phallic piece of carapace on our crotch, something we really won't feel if touched, and something that can be removed.

    This should attract Daemonettes without making us more susceptible to them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:21 No.7298734
    Go inside, cautiously.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:22 No.7298750
    Not made of Necrodermis, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:26 No.7298791

    Doesn't matter what it's made of, Slaaneshis love erot... I mean, exotic materials. Necrodermis would probably only turn them on more.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:27 No.7298803
    Shoot the door anyway. Everything here is a trick.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:28 No.7298811

    ... Request Confirmation?


    You enter into the first ring, and find piles of precious metals, jewels, statues of daemons and exquisitely beautiful humans littering the landscape. The walls are made of the finest marble.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:30 No.7298833
    Fuck that shit, man. I don't even know what we're doing here.
    A phallic object could lure some Daemonettes... Why not, do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:30 No.7298842
    Confirm Demonette attractant. Better for camo.

    Use Necrodermis feeler tendril to test things for metal thats really metal and not some kind of strange Slaaneshi material that would make the HIVEMIND vomit and then start masturbating sadly.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:31 No.7298856
    try to attract some daemonettes with our chitin-dick. maybe we can come to an "arrangement."
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:33 No.7298876

    Very well, pseudo-cock attachment forming.

    As you near the piles of precious ores and metals, you feel an overwhelming urge to touch them, hold them, caress them, absorb them into your form... A little bit can't hurt, just a little bit...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:35 No.7298894
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:35 No.7298897
    The minerals are a lie! All this is a lie! Melt the ores down, and douse them with bodily waste!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:35 No.7298901
    Resist! Think of Papa Doomlictor.
    Do we have any knowledge of any of this stuff from the various things we've eaten, and knowledge gained from the cultists Doomlictor had eaten?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:37 No.7298913
    Poke them tentatively with a necrodermis tendril. If dissovle into screaming madness, then don't eat it. Otherwise nom.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:38 No.7298917

    Spit Necrodermis at them, whatever doesn't dissolve is probably safe to eat
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:40 No.7298931

    You spray a blast of necrodermis at one of the piles, and it instantly begins to dissolve into a pile of gray ooze at your feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:40 No.7298936
    Shit's no good, move on.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:41 No.7298944
    Grey ooze is not edible. Look around, does there seem to be any indication of nearby activity? Especially edible activity.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:42 No.7298952
    Scream "Slannesh is a transparent, retarded Chucklefuck."
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:43 No.7298963

    Confirm: Carapace phallus made of metal (non-necro), with retractable barbs and necrodermis injection tube?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:43 No.7298965
    Dammit, we're trying to NOT piss people off this time
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:43 No.7298969


    We should, instead, yell "No more games, I wish to talk", then close your eyes, since looking at Slaanesh leads to bad things.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:44 No.7298971

    No movement - Everything is deathly still.

    As you bypass the first ring, you come to the second ring - a great lake of wine, with islands containing creat feasts, tables groaning under their weight. A series of bridges connects the shore with the island chain.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:44 No.7298974

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:44 No.7298977
    Ignore it. The food is a lie.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:45 No.7298988
    Continue on.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:46 No.7298990

    Head to the next ring?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:46 No.7298993
    Food is good for om nom. Examine it with a sensory organ.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:46 No.7298999

    Ignore food, continue.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:47 No.7299002
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:47 No.7299015
    Can we produce a ripper for testing various things?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:48 No.7299024
    Seconded. Non-necrodermis on the outside, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:49 No.7299034

    Continue, but do this also. We shall name him Bitey.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:50 No.7299043

    You continue on, past the islands, and come now to the third circle - fields of incredible beauty, populated by scantily-clad human youths of both sexes.


    Yes, you could creat a Rippercron or two to test things.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:51 No.7299046
    Bitey works, I don't exactly expect him to last that long.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:53 No.7299065
    Ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:53 No.7299068

    Continue, make Bitey and Nibbly. Make them twins.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:53 No.7299069
    Continue on, the humans can wait til later.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:53 No.7299079
    Excellent, attempt contact. If they speak languages that we know, then say "Where is Leader?" if not, try to figure out what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:54 No.7299085
    Don't try to talk to them. Do not.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:57 No.7299114
    Do we know the dangers of the Warp? Probably not. Finding out could be fun.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:58 No.7299129

    Why is it I get the feeling you're the same guy that was all "RAWR LET'S PISS OFF KHARN THE BETRAYER!"?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)21:58 No.7299130
    And who better to teach us about them than Slaanesh? But first we must pass his trials.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)21:59 No.7299145

    Rippers will be ready in 10 minutes.

    As you reach the edge of the fields, you come to the rim of what looks like a colliseum, peopled with what looks like the swarms of the hive fleet. Upon seeing you at the edge of the pit, they raise a massive chittering, which you recognize as a sign of celebration.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:01 No.7299163
    That was a different Anon; I'm the one that uses complete sentences and punctuation.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:01 No.7299173

    Ignore them, fuck the fleet, we're in this for Papa Doomlictor. This is all an attempt to appeal to our pride, and/or vanity.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:03 No.7299188
    Sweet, broadcast Friend-Or-Foe signal. If our Fleet, celebrate, upload new data.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:03 No.7299191
    Ignore the fuck out of them. The Fleet is nothing to us anymore. Papa DOOMlictor is the only one that matters. Continue to the next ring.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:04 No.7299199
    It's a trick, we serve none but Papa Doomlictor.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:06 No.7299220
    Dude. We are in Slanneshs Realm. Everything here is dangerous. Do not interact with anything.

    Even if "Papa DOOMlictor" shows up.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:07 No.7299228

    You fly over the fleet of chittering Tyranids, and land on the edge of the other side of the colliseum. Before you lies a beautiful, seemingly endless garden.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:07 No.7299232
    Is Papa Doomlictor here?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:08 No.7299242

    Well the other ones were tricks, but this seems legit.

    Seriously, we're gonna move all the way to the middle, where we'll find papa doomlictor only it will be a trap only it doesn't matter what we do since we can't lose.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:08 No.7299244

    I believe it's a troll, since he's saying we should fall for all the most obvious traps ever conceived.

    And yes, Papa Doomlictor being here would also be a trap.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:08 No.7299246
    I guess it's a good thing that the only emotion that we can feel is love towards Papa. This could be a bit difficult if we gave a shit about any of this stuff.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:09 No.7299252

    >we can't lose

    You don't think I won't punish stupid decisions? REALLY?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:09 No.7299256
    Keep going.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:09 No.7299257

    Ignore the garden. In fact, fly over it, something will probably happen if we walk through it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:10 No.7299261
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:10 No.7299265
    IGNORE EVERYTHING! CONTINUE FORWARD! These are but tricks, illusions to dissuade us, to taunt us, to indulge our greed.

    We are humble. We are not greedy. We need not these lies.

    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:10 No.7299266

    As you soar over the garden, you can hear whispers wafting up to you, prompting recollections of your past deeds.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299281
    Blast your music to drown out the whispers. Continue on.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299285
    Our past deeds are nothing in comparison to our future acts.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299288
    Ignore all "feelings" of pride. The only moments we feel pride of any sort are with Papa.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299290

    Focus on the path, ignore the recollections. They're only a distraction.
    >> Veteran Sergeant Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299292

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:12 No.7299293

    In fact, start blasting this out of our speakers.

    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:16 No.7299321

    Eventually, you clear the garden. Before you stretches a beach, and beyond that, a vast ocean. The breeze is warm, and the urge to sit and rest for just a moment is overpowering.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:16 No.7299325

    am i a bad person if my first thought was penises
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:17 No.7299330
    As if you have to ask.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:17 No.7299334
    Think of Papa. Think of the determination he had. He wouldn't rest for a second.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:18 No.7299343

    Keep going. If possible, flip off the nearest thing that looks capable of vision.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:18 No.7299344

    ...why the fuck would a Lictcron need to sit and rest?

    Continue on.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:19 No.7299350
    Rest is for the weak. We are not weak. Continue on.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:20 No.7299356

    Looking off into the distance of the ocean, there seems to be an island several miles out, with a speck of gold on it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:21 No.7299366
    Are we on the innermost ring?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:21 No.7299371

    Yes, the beach was the last ring.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:21 No.7299374

    Head for the Island, assuming there's no other place to go.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:22 No.7299377
    Head for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:23 No.7299387
    Let's head towards that island.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:24 No.7299400
    what does the power field do?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:25 No.7299404

    You head off over the calm, bright-blue waters, towards the island. As you draw closer, you can discern a mass of Daemonettes fawning over a single figure, lounging on a chair, sunbathing.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:27 No.7299423

    Awww shit. Is dat sum Slaanesh?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:28 No.7299435
    Hover in exacty the right position to block out the sunlight falling on the figure.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:28 No.7299440

    Most likely.

    Thankfully, you don't have a soul for him to consume in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:28 No.7299441

    Don't look at the figure in the chair. Don't ask it to talk to you, talk to one of the daemonettes next to it.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:28 No.7299442

    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:29 No.7299447
    Boom through our speakers "Hey, we passed your tests... now what?"
    Be cool about it, let's not piss off this god.
    >> Veteran Sergeant Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 12/26/09(Sat)22:29 No.7299451

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:30 No.7299458
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:30 No.7299467
    this. we dont want to piss off another Chaos power
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:31 No.7299478
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    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:31 No.7299485

    You hover a few meters above the figure, blocking out its sun. The daemonettes look up at you, muttering amongst themselves, as the figure on the chair removes its sunglasses, and looks up at you.

    "What -are- you, creature, and how have you gotten this far into my domain?"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:32 No.7299495
    "I've got balls of steel."
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:32 No.7299496
    "I'm Chewbacca. Raaaaaaaarwl."
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:33 No.7299501

    >As the creature puts on its sunglasses and looks at you.

    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:33 No.7299502

    Hover there without saying anything. Pull the troll face, at least inwardly.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:33 No.7299508
    Gauss it's face
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:34 No.7299512
    "Good day to you. I am a crime against the Universe. I got here by not being retarded."
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:34 No.7299518

    This works too.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:34 No.7299523

    Holy fuck, this.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:35 No.7299529
    This, while trollfacing.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:36 No.7299533

    Oh god this. Please this.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:36 No.7299537
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:38 No.7299555

    Addendum to this: If we're asked to show him, generate two steel ball bearings roughly the size of a human fist and drop them on the beach at his feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:38 No.7299560
    This, for the love of all that is good and right.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:39 No.7299575

    The bikini-clad figure sighs, getting up and beckoning you towards a bar under a large overhang. "Come, we have things to discuss... Chewy."
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:39 No.7299580


    i advocate a combonation of the above
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:39 No.7299582
    Oh god I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:40 No.7299586
    Do we have the correct materials to create balls made of steel?
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:41 No.7299594

    Follow, listen, but ENGAGE HYPER-PARANOIA MODE.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:41 No.7299600
    Go with it. Don't get within molesting distance though.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:42 No.7299603

    As you follow him to the bar, you drop a pair of steel balls on the bar in front of him. He giggles, looking over at you. "Clever."
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:42 No.7299610

    Steel is just iron with a smidge of carbon in it. Shouldn't be too hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:44 No.7299622
    I was unaware that we could make anything not covered in necrodermis.
    balls of necrodermis.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:44 No.7299623
    "So, as you are a mighty Chaos God or whatever I suppose you actually want something or you would be raping me right now."
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:45 No.7299633

    Tilt our head to one side, like an inquisitive parrot or lizard. We did just answer his question, after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:47 No.7299660


    also, i t hink its auto saging
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:47 No.7299661

    Slaanesh turns to you and laughs, preparing to pat you on the back, but apparently thinking better of it.

    "Even if you had the required... Equipment for the sorts of activity that we engage in here, it would be terrible manners for me to do as you suggest. Besides, you are the spawn of one of my greatest servants! Why would I want to harm you?"
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:48 No.7299671
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    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:49 No.7299679

    >you are the spawn of one of my greatest servants!


    Apparently, he really did make a name for himself.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:50 No.7299682
    Ask him/her how we go about getting out of here, and ask how Doomlictor is doing.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)22:50 No.7299684
    Greatest servants? Do explain.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:51 No.7299697
    Sorry to end it for the night on such a climactic note /tg/, but I need to sleep and the thread's autosaging.

    Archived thread is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7296545/
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)22:52 No.7299703

    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)22:55 No.7299727

    Hey, you are in Slaanesh's kingdom ;3

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