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    164 KB Chewy Quest That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:17 No.7287288  
    Picking up from here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7245185/'

    Current Technomorphs: Phase Claws, Gauss-Blasting Mouth, Feeder Tendrils, Incinerator-Tail, Ceramite Plating, Necrodermis Skin, Internal Micro-Manufactorium, Hovertech (Think Iron Man).

    You are Chewy, a Ripper-turned-Rippercron-turned-Lictorcron. Just moments ago, you jumped through a hole between reality and the Warp, closing the portal and preventing a powerful Lord of Change from entering the Materium and endangering the Tyranid presence on Sectavian V. Now, you are in the realm of the Chaos Gods, and one of Tzeentch's more powerful pawns is rubbing the eye you just jabbed out while staring at you angrily with the other, probably planning how he plans do deconstruct you and where he intends to send the pieces.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:19 No.7287297
    Eat it!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:19 No.7287300
    We stabbed it in the eye and it seems to hurt it!

    We are Tyranid! OMNOMNOM the fucker! RIPANTEAR!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:24 No.7287324

    As you lunge at the Lord of Change, it backhands you across the chamber the pair of you are in, sending you crashing through what appear to be marble columns. It hisses angrily as it examines the back of its hand, which was apparently burned on contact with you.

    "You filthy little vermin, do you know what you've done?! The Changer of Ways' machinations have been put decades behind schedule thanks to this little stunt of yours!"

    Buried in the rubble of a column as you are, you can't see it, but you can hear it drawing closer.

    "You do not belong here, abomination, not in MY inner sanctum!"
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:27 No.7287338
    Cast summon bigger fish!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:29 No.7287351

    How do you plan to summon a giant feesh?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:29 No.7287353
    Burrow through the warp stuff!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:30 No.7287354
    Go fer 'is other eye!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:30 No.7287355
    How fast can you blast him with gauss?
    Intantly? then do it
    Charge time? then charge it and dodge like a fucker.

    I am pretty sure even daemons gets hurt by that.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:32 No.7287379

    Plan: Gauss Blast the fucker's other eye.

    As you push your way out of the rubble, a claw swipes at you, tossing you into one of the room's walls. You watch, as the fifty-foot-tall Lord of Change approaches you, the pillars you just blasted through already reforming themselves.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:32 No.7287380
    With the Force, of course!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:33 No.7287383
    Get out from the rubble as fast as possible.

    The eye we've wounded - can it still see? If not, keep attacking the other eye. Even contact with us seems to hurt it.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:33 No.7287385
    Yes. Attack that eye. Even jumping into it would do some good.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:34 No.7287390
    Do we have a soul? BARGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:35 No.7287394


    Jump onto its FACE and melt it for just being there. Crawl all over it's body until it can't do anything anymore.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:35 No.7287397

    The Greater Daemon's remaining eye glares fiercely at you, as it points its gnarled staff in your direction, and the warp around the staff's head begins to darken.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:35 No.7287399
    Confirm, this.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:35 No.7287400
    >Even contact with us seems to hurt it.
    New plan: Start humping his eye.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:36 No.7287406
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:36 No.7287410

    We're a fucking lictorippercron, jump onto his face. Climb into his eye.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:37 No.7287415

    His eye is several stories above you. How do you plan to get there?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:38 No.7287422
    How big are the columns? Can we climb them or jump from one to the other?

    Failing that, HOVERTECH.

    Failing that, climb up the fucker's legs.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:38 No.7287424
    We're in the warp
    Believe in yourself and see if it works.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:39 No.7287430
    And if all that fails then hugging his legs may cause him to fall and thus granting access to the face and head area
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:40 No.7287440
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:41 No.7287445
    So we're in the motherfucking warp?

    I say, run up to its legs, chop 'em off with phase claws, chop that thing down to our size. Grin menacingly before scooping out its other eye.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:41 No.7287446

    You hop to the side as a blast of warp-energy impacts the spot where you were just standing, and begin to scale a pillar, as the creature rants and raves at you.

    "I will not be made a fool of by a being as insignificant as you! Tzeentch knows all, and by the Ruinous Powers, I'm going to make damn sure you don't get the chance to interrupt any more summoning rituals!"
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)21:44 No.7287467
    Fuck this, namefagging.

    Climb faster and jump/hovertech to it's upper body as soon as possible. Preferably jump to it's upper back where it's hardest to remove us.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:44 No.7287468
    Okay, I'm now imagining this guy as Aku.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:47 No.7287486

    As it draws closer, you scuttle to the back of the pillar - just in time, as its staff punches a hole through the pillar, emerging just below you.

    "You think I don't know what you are? You're a pathetic fusion of both the life that cannot feed us, and the technology of the servants of those infernal star leeches! You are NOTHING!"
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:48 No.7287492
    It fits
    seconded, but start thinking in some way to provoke conversation or taunting from them, to make sure they can't read our mind.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:49 No.7287504
    Can we communicate with it? If so:

    <We are a combination of life and technology you cannot control. That makes us everything you should be afraid of.>
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:50 No.7287516
    >You are NOTHING!
    Yeah, a 'NOTHING' that got you in the fucking eye, matey!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:51 No.7287518

    You can't communicate with it telepathically, but you CAN generate speakers to allow you to speak.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:52 No.7287524
    Screw that, we're a Lictorcron. Neither side of our heritage makes us even remotely talkative. Jump on its face and let our aggression send our message.
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)21:52 No.7287525
    Develop the speakers. Keep trying to reach or shoot his eye.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:54 No.7287539

    As it grunts, trying to pull its staff out of the pillar, you scurry back to the front of the pillar, and jump onto its head, causing it to shriek in agony and let go of the staff, trying to tear you from its face as it crashes into pillars.
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)21:54 No.7287547
    Can we use our feeder-tendrils to latch ourselves on firmly?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)21:56 No.7287559

    Your... Feeder Tendrils? You're going to try to remain latched onto this 5-story-tall Daemon by just the tentacles on your face?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:57 No.7287568
    While we're at it, taste the warp-flesh. It's definitely not palatable, but it might piss him off to have a necrolictor nibbling on him
    >> !60M1oLLp72 12/25/09(Fri)21:57 No.7287570
    What is the point of buying these plastic figures that run for 600 dollars? seriously, what?
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)21:57 No.7287573
    Ok, so perhaps I didn't know exactly what they were... not a nid guy. D:

    Just stab some point appendage in it's eye.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)21:58 No.7287578
    You're right, that's silly.

    Burrow into his eyes. Make for where the brain would be on most creatures.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:01 No.7287590

    It shrieks furiously as its talons try to pry you off, but your claws are latched on, and you're proving difficult to remove.

    "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN LIKE A MOTH IN A BONFIRE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" It screams as it finally manages to dislodge you and toss you aside, but only after you've mangled most of its face, including its remaining eye.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:01 No.7287593
    There are much more expensive hobbies out there. You can suck a cock.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:04 No.7287606
    Get behind it, if possible. Then strike somewhere that its limbs will be likely to have difficulty accessing.

    Alternately, tear off its genitals. It probably has some.
    >> Goblin Merchant !jTCrTtvqrw 12/25/09(Fri)22:05 No.7287607
    i lol'd
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)22:06 No.7287614
    Can it still see? Can it still sense us in other ways?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:09 No.7287630

    You circle around behind it silently, as it clutches its wounded face, hissing angrily.

    "ENOUGH!" It shrieks, as it begins to glow a myriad of colors, as warp-energy coalesces around its body.



    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:10 No.7287643
    We fear no warp energy. Strike quickly and decisively!
    >> I don't usually namefag, please forgive me. 12/25/09(Fri)22:11 No.7287647
    Whatever it's trying to do, I'm willing to bet it'll find it harder with a lictorcron on it's back. Jump on it again, more stabbing.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:12 No.7287653
    rolled 18 = 18

    Making a rainbow?
    Fuck that daemon, asshole.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:12 No.7287659

    As you close in for the kill, the warp energy surrounding it rapidly expands, knocking you backwards as the chamber begins to come apart, projectiles and pieces of pillar alike picked up by the howling wind.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:15 No.7287679
    Hmm. Annoying. If it's not feasible to charge into melee, try our gauss blasts.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:17 No.7287701

    You fire of a Gauss blast at it, and blow through the spot where its left wing connects to its back. The severed wing dissolves before it falls to the ground, its essence rejoining the warp. The Lord of Change howls in fury, as the winds grow more powerful, lifting you up as you are engulfed by the hurricane of warp-essence.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:20 No.7287734
    Does our knowledge of tech include the design specs for either a warp engine or a gellar field?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:21 No.7287743
    Keep attacking it. Fire more.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:21 No.7287746

    Sadly, no. Your best bet at present is probably to try to find your way to a Daemon World, and from there hop back into material space.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:25 No.7287784

    You fire again, but the blast seems to warp around the creature, avoiding it.

    Despite the fact that it has no eyes, it looks at you, following you through the tumultuous hurricane whirling about it. It gives you a little wave, grinning wickedly, and then with a motion of its talons, hurls you through the roof of his lair, over the boundless reaches of Tzeentch's maze, and into the Formless Wastes, a barren wasteland of shifting landscape.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:26 No.7287789
    Since it seems that we have few other options, continue to fire at it relentlessly. If at any point it becomes possible to fight our way through the winds to engage in melee, do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:26 No.7287794
    Look around - describe the surroundings more.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:28 No.7287809
    Fuck. See if we can get our bearings.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:29 No.7287819

    You've landed in a forest of dead trees, their trunks deformed, resembling twisted limbs and and evil faces.

    Off in the distance, you can hear the cries of something.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:29 No.7287827
    The cries are better than nothing. Follow the sounds, stealthily.

    What can we manufacture, by the way?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:30 No.7287831
    Slaneeshii territory confirmed. Check to make sure we don't grow any genitals, and approach the noise.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:30 No.7287833
    Go back and finish that fucker off.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:33 No.7287860

    Currently, all you can manufacture is Dark Eldar torture-grenades. Oh, and you can generate a power field around yourself at will.

    As you follow the cries through the trees, you can hear voices all around you, seemingly with no source. As the cries grow louder, they are joined by more, similar cries, until finally you reach a clearing in the forest.

    A group of black and red, winged, clawed daemons dive down into a mass of wispy shapes, carrying them off to be eaten before descending again.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:34 No.7287870
    >Check to make sure we don't grow any genitals

    If we DO grow any extra genitals, this is hardly a bad thing. Not sure that Lord of Change would enjoy a burning hot lictorcron raep session.

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:35 No.7287889
    OOhhh souls, try and grab one for study!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:35 No.7287894
    Grab one of the daemons and consume it.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:36 No.7287902

    Which is it, a daemon or a soul?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:36 No.7287908
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:37 No.7287919
    Daemon first, more likely to work and might help us get a soul later
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:38 No.7287925
    or maybe....
    a demon's soul...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:38 No.7287934

    You leap forth as one of them descends near you, and sink your claws into its flesh. It instantly bursts into flame, howling as it is immolated in a matter of seconds.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:39 No.7287944

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:40 No.7287953
    I love this phrase, also, do it!

    What could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:41 No.7287969
    Sounds like we should immolate the rest of the daemons.

    What can we do with the souls...?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:42 No.7287977

    You devour its swiftly-immolating form, and transfer it to a holding tank in your abdomen - You can sense its agony, surrounded by necrodermis from which it cannot escape.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:45 No.7288005

    Now lets go daemon huntan! OM NOM NOM NOM
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:46 No.7288018
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:47 No.7288029

    You wait for another one to descend, and sure enough, one comes, which you quickly devour and transfer to the same holding tank. You manage to capture two more this way, as the soul swarm the Fruies are feeding on thins, and they begin to drift off in search of new prey.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:49 No.7288058
    Test the interactions of the various materials we can generate with the daemons.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:51 No.7288089
    This is almost too exciting.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:52 No.7288105

    Are you saying you want to generate a Warp-Cannon fueled by captured daemons?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:53 No.7288113
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:53 No.7288120
    For now, I know necrodermis burns them, I want to see their reactions to:
    phased ceramite
    Power fields
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:54 No.7288124
    How effective would this be against other warp entities?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:54 No.7288125
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:54 No.7288135
    Also see if we can't dominate the daemons, changing their nature to be utterly loyal to us.

    Always good to have servitors around.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:54 No.7288137

    You're made of necrodermis, the best you're going to be able to do is shoot concentrated daemon-essence at people.

    Where would you like to install this warp-cannon?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:54 No.7288138
    Are we still creating ceramite plates?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:55 No.7288147
    Spinal mount.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:56 No.7288153
    While we debate this, go find some more...'biomass' if you know what I mean.


    What I mean is daemons, BTW.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:56 No.7288154



    About as effective as a solid-projectile weapon would be against someone native to the material universe, so yes.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)22:58 No.7288175

    Daemons can power your warp-cannon, but it's going to take metal if you want to continue to generate Technomorphs.

    Interestingly enough, the best source of metal within the Warp would be Khornate Daemons.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:59 No.7288181
    >Daemons can power your warp-cannon, but it's going to take metal if you want to continue to generate Technomorphs.
    Very well. Let us find a guitar and rock the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:00 No.7288196
    I loled,
    but maybe go searching for one of these daemons for metal?
    I propose we stay hidden, a stronger daemon can show up at any time
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:02 No.7288212
    Dude, we took on a fucking Lord of Change and forced it to kick us out.

    We can take it.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:04 No.7288230
    Fair enough, lets rip, tear, and absorb some souls
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:04 No.7288232
    Well, if we're hidden we could always ambush the fucker.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:04 No.7288233

    Where do you propose to go? The Furies have finished their feeding, leaving only a couple souls floating away into the trees.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:05 No.7288241
    I wonder. How many daemons would it take for us to evolve into a warpcarnifexcron?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/25/09(Fri)23:07 No.7288270
    You should take a soul or two as a quick snack.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:07 No.7288274

    Daemons are ammo, not something you can integrate into your form in any meaningful manner.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:08 No.7288279
    can we... I dunno... ask directions from some demon?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:09 No.7288296
    I say we interrogate the demons we're keeping for the closest khornate temple and go omnom
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:11 No.7288317
    Consume the souls, let them torment the daemons for a century or two.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:12 No.7288336

    You follow the souls into the trees, and try to grab them, but your claws pass right through them, as they gradually dissolve into the warp.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:14 No.7288358
    Use a daemon to power our claws, then grab one.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:16 No.7288376

    You let a small portion of one of the daemons escape, empowering your rending claws, and grab one of the souls. This time, it sticks, the soul wriggling weakly in your grasp.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:19 No.7288411
    Well, only one thing left to do...that's right! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:21 No.7288435

    You stuff the soul down your gullet, and feel a surge of energy within your daemon-compartment, as the Furies feast on it.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:22 No.7288455

    With even one demon inside of us, we can continue to use it as a weapon so long as we continue to feed it souls.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:22 No.7288457
    Briefly wonder who the soul once was, then wander off somewhere in search of something interesting.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:25 No.7288481

    Tastes like a Feral Worlder.

    To the north, you can see several pillars of flame, miles wide, reaching towards the swirling red sky. To the east, there are stairways that seem to lead up into the heavens. To the west, you can hear some sort of liquid flowing, and to the south, there are endless flashes of lightning.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:32 No.7288566
    Do you detect any blood? Or any sounds that could be compared to those of battle? If so, head towards that over anything else. Metal and daemons together in one package.

    If not, towards the west.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:35 No.7288596

    Westward it is.

    After a few miles of trees, you come to a river, but one unlike any river your memories hold a record of... It's a river of blood, with robed and hooded figures guiding boats made from the corpses of humans down it with poles made of bones.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:38 No.7288638
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...to be Eaten. After it, Chewy! Consume the warp for the Great Devower!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:40 No.7288656
    When chewy got necronised and gained independance, did he lose the link to the hivemind, and if he didn't, did he lose it when he entered the immaterium?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:40 No.7288657

    What exactly do you propose to do?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:41 No.7288669

    Chewy was able to retain a synaptic link to Doomlictor. Upon entering the warp, that link was severed.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:44 No.7288708
    Are there any adaptable materials around?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:47 No.7288737
    I say we hide along the shore (if there are any hiding places) and ambush a body-boat as it passes.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:47 No.7288741

    Nope, none. You've got the entire warp to explore however, and the power of flight, so there's bound to be something useful somewhere.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/25/09(Fri)23:49 No.7288758

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:49 No.7288759
    Do we have the resources to create any friendlies?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:51 No.7288781

    You wait along the shore of the river, and within a few minutes, one of the boats comes close enough for you to jump to it. You launch yourself, and land safely, if somewhat unsteadily on it. The robed and hooded figure at the prow turns back to look at you, then returns its gaze to the river ahead.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:52 No.7288785
    I wonder how river blood tastes, since normal blood should get thick. Find out!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:52 No.7288793
    Eat him.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:53 No.7288802

    >Power of flight

    GO UP!

    Survey the lands. Look for the site of a recent battle, see if we can't scavenge any metal from it.

    I'd suggest that wandering into the thick of a battle in progress is the best way to make this quest exciting but brief.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:54 No.7288812
    what a jerk
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:54 No.7288816

    Nom the boatman, or fly up and look around?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:55 No.7288834
    We're a fucking Tyranid, it should be obvious.

    >> Hive Node 3015 12/25/09(Fri)23:56 No.7288837

    Hiss at the boatman, then fly off.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:56 No.7288842

    nom then fly
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:56 No.7288845
    Quickly eat him and assuming we're still feeling good, fly off.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)23:57 No.7288857
    Eat him. He was rude and ignored us, he shall pay the consequences.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/25/09(Fri)23:58 No.7288873

    A quick, experimental slash at the boatman proves ineffective - it goes right through him.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:00 No.7288885
    Let's try that little daemon claw thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:00 No.7288888
    What if we let a daemon power our claws again, like we did to capture that soul?
    >> WARHAMMER! 12/26/09(Sat)00:00 No.7288891

    Warp charge the talons, try again.

    Actually, try necron-magicing them up first, see if the necron tech does anything. If not then warp blades gogo
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:01 No.7288905

    Again, the same result - Although this time he turns at you, hisses, and raising his pole of bones, whacks you off the boat.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:06 No.7288956
    Give him the necro-nid equivalent of the finger. Swim back to shore. Fly around to see what we can see.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:06 No.7288958
    Dude, fuck that guy.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:07 No.7288976
    Spray him with the necro metal spraypaint.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:07 No.7288978
    Destroy his boat out of spite.

    That'll teach him for not becoming our lunch.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:07 No.7288982

    Flying up into the sky, you're able to get a much better view of things - Which direction do you wish to look in?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:09 No.7288998
    What's past this river?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:11 No.7289018

    More forest, and beyond that, a palace made of bones.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:13 No.7289029
    Are we able to get anything useful from bones?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:13 No.7289036

    No, but the organization demonstrated by the palace indicates that it's home to a powerful daemon, most likely one dedicated to Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:15 No.7289048
    Well boys, let's get stuck in.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:16 No.7289065
    I smell food.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:16 No.7289066
    Let's hit up the palace. If we can fuck up a Keeper of Secrets, we can fuck up what ever is in that Khornate palace.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:18 No.7289093

    As you fly towards the palace, a drizzle of blood begins to rain down from the sky. Passing the palace's entry gates, you can see scores of Bloodletters doing drills in the courtyard.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:18 No.7289099
    How well does our Gauss weaponry seem to work against these warp creatures? Is it more effective than a daemon fueled cannon is what I'm asking...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:21 No.7289127

    Only one way to find out.

    Your speakers are now prepared, BTW.
    >> Marquis de fenetre 12/26/09(Sat)00:22 No.7289141

    >A drizz't of blood
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:22 No.7289143
    I say let's try it out. About how many Bloodletters do we see doing jumping jacks or whatever?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:23 No.7289151
    Begin to blast 40k's equivalent to "Ride of the Valkyries".
    Begin strafing courtyard with Gauss weaponry and Daemon-fueled Warp Cannon.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:23 No.7289161
    Let's be sneaky about this, pick one off that's unlikely to be noticed, and try not to alert the whole army.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:24 No.7289162

    Several hundred are out sparring.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:24 No.7289178
    Try and find a secluded one if we can then, and give our Gauss a little try.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:26 No.7289197

    Make sure to start playing RotV while out of sight.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:28 No.7289209
    There seem to be a couple patrolling the battlements - You could likely mess around with them, given their small numbers.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:28 No.7289212
    We should see how well it works against them first.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:29 No.7289221
    Do it!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:29 No.7289223
    This, then this >>7289151.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:29 No.7289230
    Doo eet
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:30 No.7289237

    Which weapon do you want to try first, Gauss or Warp-Cannon?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:31 No.7289247
    Gauss on one, and Warp Cannon on another. See which is more effective.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:31 No.7289256
    Gauss for baseline, then warp.
    Separate targets
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:33 No.7289275

    You strafe the battlements, blasting a pair of targets with your different weapons. The Gauss vaporizes one Bloodletter; the Warp-Cannon blows the other one to chunks.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:34 No.7289284
    Both are good, but do the Bloodletter chunks have any salvageable materials?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:34 No.7289287
    Hmm I believe we'll need a larger target to actually tell which is more effective.
    Eat the survivors and the chunky remnants.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)00:34 No.7289294

    Is there any indication that their weapons are real, or creations of the warp?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:35 No.7289297

    His sword and armor sort of got blown across the battlements.

    Meanwhile, the other Bloodletters are waving their swords at you and yelling curses.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:36 No.7289321
    Right. Both weapons seem to work equally well against the Bloodletters. Scavenge chunky remains for anything nom-able, then implement this >>7289151
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:37 No.7289328
    Let's get to work then. Start shooting shit at them until something happens, or until we run out of Bloodletters.
    >> WARHAMMER! 12/26/09(Sat)00:39 No.7289357
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:40 No.7289369

    As you begin to strafe the courtyard at large, a booming voice echoes from the palace proper.

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:41 No.7289380
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:42 No.7289391
    Do we have any cool music at our disposal to blast out of our fuck awesome speakers?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:44 No.7289411

    Everything the Hive Fleet's ever heard.

    You could probably generate a nice medley of dying guardsmen...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:44 No.7289415
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:44 No.7289419
    We are currently playing Ride of the Valkyries.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)00:44 No.7289421

    Is that Kharn? I hope it's Kharn. I hear he's a pretty chill guy.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:45 No.7289431
    Okay, I lol'd. This.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:45 No.7289443
    Fool him into thinking it's just the bloodletters fucking around. Using those speakers to scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD should do it. Alternatively, we can scream BROOD FOR THE BROOD GOD and simultaneously give a shout out to our homie DOOMLICTOR and pretend we are Asian worshipers of Khorne here on vacation. Wearing a large symbol of Khorne atop our head and posing for pictures in front of everything should do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:46 No.7289449
    So do I. He'll see us being awesome and be all like FUCK YEAR and we'll brofist and go back to rearrange that fuckass boatman's face.

    Oh, and the face of that Lord of Change too.
    >> Hive Node 3015 12/26/09(Sat)00:47 No.7289469

    Didn't we already rearrange that Lord of Change's face? And wouldn't it have already been rearranged a second time by now anyway?
    >> WARHAMMER! 12/26/09(Sat)00:47 No.7289471
    Music and stuff is irrelevant, and while [human emotion: humor], provides no combat benefit.

    Maintain audio silence until an opportunity for practical use arises.

    In the meantime, fire using mostly gauss, as we have limited warp energy (for now, at least)
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:49 No.7289490

    Your speakers echo "BROOD FOR THE BROOD GOD" across the courtyard, and you can hear some yelling in the palace, something about "Get out there and do your fucking job, what the hell do I pay you for?"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:51 No.7289523
    Perhaps booming a loud BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! could do the trick. And if it doesn't, air battle with Bloodthirster. End with us snapping his back over our lictor knee.

    Fuck yeah Tyranid Sanguinius!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:51 No.7289533
    Now we just have to pretend to be asian. Should be easy enough.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:52 No.7289544
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:53 No.7289552
    What kind of currency do daemons accept?
    I have a feeling that throne gelt doesn't get the job done around here...
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:54 No.7289565

    As you mess around with the gribblies in the courtyard, you hear a pair of thundering footsteps approaching the palace's door from the inside. They swing ope, revealing a pair of Bloodthirsters wielding wicked-looking axes.
    >> WARHAMMER! 12/26/09(Sat)00:54 No.7289566
    Alright so we're flying around blowing up bloodletters and having a jolly good time, and are going to continue doing so till something interesting happens, which is............?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:54 No.7289574
    Blood and skulls
    Disease and hugs
    Sexual favors and Drugs
    Tzentchians just steal.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:55 No.7289576
    Only two?

    Blast them, see which one explodes more.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:55 No.7289584
    Us pretending to be an asian khornate tourist isn't interesting enough for you?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:55 No.7289591
    Test subjects!
    do as >>7289576 said
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)00:56 No.7289598

    They deflect your blasts with their axes, grinning wickedly, then blast out a pair of identical "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" war cries and take to the air, flying directly at you.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)00:58 No.7289613
    Try and get to the forest, and shoot them as we go
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:00 No.7289638
    Charge up our claws.


    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:00 No.7289640
    Shit, I'm out of ideas.
    We don't even have blood. Or skulls! This is bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:01 No.7289645
    Cue Single Stroke Battle.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:01 No.7289653

    Flee or charge into glorious AERIAL MELEE COMBAT?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:01 No.7289657
    Then we should be immune. We have nothing they want.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:02 No.7289660

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:03 No.7289671
    What would DOOMLICTOR want us to do? He would probably want to keep us safe... but I say we engage them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:03 No.7289681
    Doomlictor was a crazy motherfucker. MELEE COMBAT!
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:04 No.7289691

    As you fly at the pair, their axes come down at you, lopping off the flamer-portion of your tail as you pass, filling them with holes thanks to your various weaponry. They roar, turning back to you in pursuit as you continue forward.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:04 No.7289696
    This. We power up our daemon claws and necrodermis for maximum melee damage, and fire our gauss blasters and Warp cannon to distract them while we close with them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:05 No.7289702
    Grab onto the back of one, leap off when the other takes a swing at you.

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:06 No.7289710
    How do they look? Can we see any... pain in their eyes? Are they upset that they have holes in their bodies?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:07 No.7289716

    The one you latch onto cries out in rage, and bats you off, towards the ground below.


    Nope, they're just mad.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:08 No.7289726
    While we're on our way down, recover our tail and re-attatch it
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:08 No.7289732
    Full dodge mode. Always blast one at once with full weaponry, they're unlikely to parry both blasts at once. Stay out of range of their whips. Study their patterns and techniques.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:09 No.7289738


    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:09 No.7289743
    Our best bet is to maintain some distance, and keep on firing shit at them.
    What's our tail doing now? Shouldn't it be trying to work it's way back to us?
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:10 No.7289748

    Done, although it'll take a few minutes to come back online.


    The one that batted you off takes both blasts straight to the chest, blowing a hole in its ribcage. It doesn't seem to care.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:11 No.7289764
    Hm. We should powerclaw their axes at the handle.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:11 No.7289766
    My god, its a trick!

    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:11 No.7289772
    Fuck it. Try and snap some spines.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:11 No.7289774
    Focus on their wings
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:12 No.7289783
    Try to shoot the axes out of their hands.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:12 No.7289789

    Gonna need a consensus here.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:13 No.7289793
    This, except with a powerclaw.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:13 No.7289799
    Remember: Their bodies are made of warpstuff. Only the metal is real. We need to shred it off them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:13 No.7289800
    Steal an axe, nom it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:13 No.7289802
    If they have wings, knock them out of the sky.

    If not, axes.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:14 No.7289805
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:14 No.7289811
    Forget spine snapping for now. Try and eat anything we can off of them.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:15 No.7289824

    Wings it is.

    As they lunge at you, you focus your weapons on the wings of the one whose chest you blew open. It howls furiously as its wings are vaporized and blown apart respectively, as it falls from the sky.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:16 No.7289828
    Swoop at it as its falling, steal its axe and NOM NOM NOM
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:16 No.7289837
    I am surprised that worked as well as it did.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:16 No.7289838
    I have a hunch... DIIIIIIIIVE!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:17 No.7289846
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:18 No.7289854
    While driving off the other with potshots.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:18 No.7289857

    You speed down after it, and it bares its teeth at you, swinging its axe and lopping off one of your mantid claws.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:18 No.7289863
    No wait.

    Blow off the other one's arms and legs, and then consume it after the axe.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:19 No.7289868
    Eat that fucking axe
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:19 No.7289871
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:20 No.7289874
    Right into the trap. Powerclaw the axe handle while following the claw's trajectory.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:21 No.7289885

    You grasp the axe's handle as it swings by, and activate your power field. The handle disintegrates, the blade falling towards the ground below.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:22 No.7289894
    Now I'm sure that other one is right fucking behind us, so try and get that fucker's wings before he tries to get all sneaky.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:26 No.7289938

    Confirm: Turn and blast Bloodthirster?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:29 No.7289975
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:30 No.7289993
    Blast him
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 12/26/09(Sat)01:31 No.7290002
    Thread's autosaging, methinks it's time to archive and call it a night.

    To be continued!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)01:56 No.7290201
    This has been awesome.

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