Eat it!

We stabbed it in the eye and it seems to hurt it!

We are Tyranid! OMNOMNOM the fucker! RIPANTEAR!

>>7287300

As you lunge at the Lord of Change, it backhands you across the chamber the pair of you are in, sending you crashing through what appear to be marble columns. It hisses angrily as it examines the back of its hand, which was apparently burned on contact with you.

"You filthy little vermin, do you know what you've done?! The Changer of Ways' machinations have been put decades behind schedule thanks to this little stunt of yours!"

Buried in the rubble of a column as you are, you can't see it, but you can hear it drawing closer.

"You do not belong here, abomination, not in MY inner sanctum!"

>>7287324
Cast summon bigger fish!

>>7287338

How do you plan to summon a giant feesh?

Burrow through the warp stuff!

>>7287324
Go fer 'is other eye!

>>7287324
How fast can you blast him with gauss?
Intantly? then do it
Charge time? then charge it and dodge like a fucker.

I am pretty sure even daemons gets hurt by that.

>>7287354
>>7287355

Plan: Gauss Blast the fucker's other eye.

As you push your way out of the rubble, a claw swipes at you, tossing you into one of the room's walls. You watch, as the fifty-foot-tall Lord of Change approaches you, the pillars you just blasted through already reforming themselves.

>>7287351
With the Force, of course!

Get out from the rubble as fast as possible.

The eye we've wounded - can it still see? If not, keep attacking the other eye. Even contact with us seems to hurt it.

>>7287379
Yes. Attack that eye. Even jumping into it would do some good.

Do we have a soul? BARGAIN!

>>7287383

Idea:

Jump onto its FACE and melt it for just being there. Crawl all over it's body until it can't do anything anymore.

>>7287383
>>7287385

The Greater Daemon's remaining eye glares fiercely at you, as it points its gnarled staff in your direction, and the warp around the staff's head begins to darken.

>>7287394
Confirm, this.

>>7287383
>Even contact with us seems to hurt it.
New plan: Start humping his eye.

>>7287397
Lictor-dodge!

>>7287397
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!

We're a fucking lictorippercron, jump onto his face. Climb into his eye.

>>7287410
>>7287406

His eye is several stories above you. How do you plan to get there?

>>7287415
How big are the columns? Can we climb them or jump from one to the other?

Failing that, HOVERTECH.

Failing that, climb up the fucker's legs.

>>7287415
We're in the warp
Believe in yourself and see if it works.

>>7287422
Seconed.
And if all that fails then hugging his legs may cause him to fall and thus granting access to the face and head area

>>7287424

So we're in the motherfucking warp?

I say, run up to its legs, chop 'em off with phase claws, chop that thing down to our size. Grin menacingly before scooping out its other eye.

>>7287422
>>7287424

You hop to the side as a blast of warp-energy impacts the spot where you were just standing, and begin to scale a pillar, as the creature rants and raves at you.

"I will not be made a fool of by a being as insignificant as you! Tzeentch knows all, and by the Ruinous Powers, I'm going to make damn sure you don't get the chance to interrupt any more summoning rituals!"

Fuck this, namefagging.

>>7287446
Climb faster and jump/hovertech to it's upper body as soon as possible. Preferably jump to it's upper back where it's hardest to remove us.

>>7287446
Okay, I'm now imagining this guy as Aku.

>>7287467

As it draws closer, you scuttle to the back of the pillar - just in time, as its staff punches a hole through the pillar, emerging just below you.

"You think I don't know what you are? You're a pathetic fusion of both the life that cannot feed us, and the technology of the servants of those infernal star leeches! You are NOTHING!"

>>7287468
It fits
>>7287467
seconded, but start thinking in some way to provoke conversation or taunting from them, to make sure they can't read our mind.

Can we communicate with it? If so:

<We are a combination of life and technology you cannot control. That makes us everything you should be afraid of.>

>>7287486
>You are NOTHING!
Yeah, a 'NOTHING' that got you in the fucking eye, matey!

>>7287504

You can't communicate with it telepathically, but you CAN generate speakers to allow you to speak.

>>7287518
Screw that, we're a Lictorcron. Neither side of our heritage makes us even remotely talkative. Jump on its face and let our aggression send our message.

>>7287518
Develop the speakers. Keep trying to reach or shoot his eye.

>>7287524
>>7287525

As it grunts, trying to pull its staff out of the pillar, you scurry back to the front of the pillar, and jump onto its head, causing it to shriek in agony and let go of the staff, trying to tear you from its face as it crashes into pillars.

>>7287539
Can we use our feeder-tendrils to latch ourselves on firmly?

>>7287547

Your... Feeder Tendrils? You're going to try to remain latched onto this 5-story-tall Daemon by just the tentacles on your face?

>>7287547
While we're at it, taste the warp-flesh. It's definitely not palatable, but it might piss him off to have a necrolictor nibbling on him

What is the point of buying these plastic figures that run for 600 dollars? seriously, what?

>>7287559
Ok, so perhaps I didn't know exactly what they were... not a nid guy. D:

Just stab some point appendage in it's eye.

>>7287559
You're right, that's silly.

Burrow into his eyes. Make for where the brain would be on most creatures.

>>7287568
>>7287573

It shrieks furiously as its talons try to pry you off, but your claws are latched on, and you're proving difficult to remove.

"YOU ARE GOING TO BURN LIKE A MOTH IN A BONFIRE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" It screams as it finally manages to dislodge you and toss you aside, but only after you've mangled most of its face, including its remaining eye.

>>7287570
There are much more expensive hobbies out there. You can suck a cock.

>>7287590
Get behind it, if possible. Then strike somewhere that its limbs will be likely to have difficulty accessing.

Alternately, tear off its genitals. It probably has some.

>>7287593
i lol'd

>>7287590
Can it still see? Can it still sense us in other ways?

>>7287606
>>7287614

You circle around behind it silently, as it clutches its wounded face, hissing angrily.

"ENOUGH!" It shrieks, as it begins to glow a myriad of colors, as warp-energy coalesces around its body.

>>7287607

OH FUCK, ANOTHER GOBLIN.

WE MUST BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY, SIR!

>>7287630
We fear no warp energy. Strike quickly and decisively!

>>7287630
Whatever it's trying to do, I'm willing to bet it'll find it harder with a lictorcron on it's back. Jump on it again, more stabbing.

rolled 18 = 18

>>7287630
Making a rainbow?
WE ARE A STRAIGHT LITTLE LICTORCRON
Fuck that daemon, asshole.

>>7287643

As you close in for the kill, the warp energy surrounding it rapidly expands, knocking you backwards as the chamber begins to come apart, projectiles and pieces of pillar alike picked up by the howling wind.

>>7287659
Hmm. Annoying. If it's not feasible to charge into melee, try our gauss blasts.

>>7287679

You fire of a Gauss blast at it, and blow through the spot where its left wing connects to its back. The severed wing dissolves before it falls to the ground, its essence rejoining the warp. The Lord of Change howls in fury, as the winds grow more powerful, lifting you up as you are engulfed by the hurricane of warp-essence.

>>7287701
Does our knowledge of tech include the design specs for either a warp engine or a gellar field?

Keep attacking it. Fire more.

>>7287734

Sadly, no. Your best bet at present is probably to try to find your way to a Daemon World, and from there hop back into material space.

>>7287743

You fire again, but the blast seems to warp around the creature, avoiding it.

Despite the fact that it has no eyes, it looks at you, following you through the tumultuous hurricane whirling about it. It gives you a little wave, grinning wickedly, and then with a motion of its talons, hurls you through the roof of his lair, over the boundless reaches of Tzeentch's maze, and into the Formless Wastes, a barren wasteland of shifting landscape.

>>7287701
Since it seems that we have few other options, continue to fire at it relentlessly. If at any point it becomes possible to fight our way through the winds to engage in melee, do it.

>>7287784
Look around - describe the surroundings more.

Fuck. See if we can get our bearings.

>>7287794

You've landed in a forest of dead trees, their trunks deformed, resembling twisted limbs and and evil faces.

Off in the distance, you can hear the cries of something.

>>7287819
The cries are better than nothing. Follow the sounds, stealthily.

What can we manufacture, by the way?

>>7287819
Slaneeshii territory confirmed. Check to make sure we don't grow any genitals, and approach the noise.

>>7287819
Go back and finish that fucker off.

>>7287827

Currently, all you can manufacture is Dark Eldar torture-grenades. Oh, and you can generate a power field around yourself at will.

As you follow the cries through the trees, you can hear voices all around you, seemingly with no source. As the cries grow louder, they are joined by more, similar cries, until finally you reach a clearing in the forest.

A group of black and red, winged, clawed daemons dive down into a mass of wispy shapes, carrying them off to be eaten before descending again.

>>7287831
>Check to make sure we don't grow any genitals

If we DO grow any extra genitals, this is hardly a bad thing. Not sure that Lord of Change would enjoy a burning hot lictorcron raep session.

Actually...

>>7287860
OOhhh souls, try and grab one for study!

>>7287860
Grab one of the daemons and consume it.

>>7287889
>>7287894

Which is it, a daemon or a soul?

>>7287902
Daemon.

>>7287902
>>7287908
Daemon first, more likely to work and might help us get a soul later

or maybe....
a demon's soul...

>>7287908

You leap forth as one of them descends near you, and sink your claws into its flesh. It instantly bursts into flame, howling as it is immolated in a matter of seconds.

>>7287934
QUICKLY!

EAT THE FIRE! DON'T LET IT ESCAPE!

>>7287944
I love this phrase, also, do it!

What could go wrong?

>>7287934
Sounds like we should immolate the rest of the daemons.

What can we do with the souls...?

>>7287944
>>7287953

You devour its swiftly-immolating form, and transfer it to a holding tank in your abdomen - You can sense its agony, surrounded by necrodermis from which it cannot escape.

>>7287977
YES

Now lets go daemon huntan! OM NOM NOM NOM

SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS WARP BEASTY!

>>7288005

You wait for another one to descend, and sure enough, one comes, which you quickly devour and transfer to the same holding tank. You manage to capture two more this way, as the soul swarm the Fruies are feeding on thins, and they begin to drift off in search of new prey.

>>7288029
Test the interactions of the various materials we can generate with the daemons.

This is almost too exciting.

>>7288058

Are you saying you want to generate a Warp-Cannon fueled by captured daemons?

>>7288105
WARP-CANNONS
WARP-BLADES
WARP-MAGIC
WARP-WARPING
WARP-MOTHERFUCKING-EVERYTHING

>>7288105
Later.
For now, I know necrodermis burns them, I want to see their reactions to:
ceramite
phased ceramite
Power fields

>>7288105
How effective would this be against other warp entities?

>>7288105
YES!

>>7288058
Also see if we can't dominate the daemons, changing their nature to be utterly loyal to us.

Always good to have servitors around.

>>7288113

You're made of necrodermis, the best you're going to be able to do is shoot concentrated daemon-essence at people.

Where would you like to install this warp-cannon?

Are we still creating ceramite plates?

>>7288137
Spinal mount.

>>7288105
While we debate this, go find some more...'biomass' if you know what I mean.

...

What I mean is daemons, BTW.

>>7288138

Yes.

>>7288124

About as effective as a solid-projectile weapon would be against someone native to the material universe, so yes.

>>7288153

Daemons can power your warp-cannon, but it's going to take metal if you want to continue to generate Technomorphs.

Interestingly enough, the best source of metal within the Warp would be Khornate Daemons.

>>7288175
>Daemons can power your warp-cannon, but it's going to take metal if you want to continue to generate Technomorphs.
Very well. Let us find a guitar and rock the fuck out.

>>7288181
I loled,
but maybe go searching for one of these daemons for metal?
I propose we stay hidden, a stronger daemon can show up at any time

>>7288196
Dude, we took on a fucking Lord of Change and forced it to kick us out.

We can take it.

>>7288212
Fair enough, lets rip, tear, and absorb some souls

>>7288212
Well, if we're hidden we could always ambush the fucker.

>>7288196
>>7288212

Where do you propose to go? The Furies have finished their feeding, leaving only a couple souls floating away into the trees.

I wonder. How many daemons would it take for us to evolve into a warpcarnifexcron?

You should take a soul or two as a quick snack.

>>7288241

Daemons are ammo, not something you can integrate into your form in any meaningful manner.

>>7288233
can we... I dunno... ask directions from some demon?

>>7288233
I say we interrogate the demons we're keeping for the closest khornate temple and go omnom

>>7288270
Consume the souls, let them torment the daemons for a century or two.

>>7288317

You follow the souls into the trees, and try to grab them, but your claws pass right through them, as they gradually dissolve into the warp.

>>7288336
Use a daemon to power our claws, then grab one.

>>7288358

You let a small portion of one of the daemons escape, empowering your rending claws, and grab one of the souls. This time, it sticks, the soul wriggling weakly in your grasp.

>>7288376
Well, only one thing left to do...that's right! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

>>7288411

You stuff the soul down your gullet, and feel a surge of energy within your daemon-compartment, as the Furies feast on it.

THEORY TIME!

With even one demon inside of us, we can continue to use it as a weapon so long as we continue to feed it souls.

>>7288435
Briefly wonder who the soul once was, then wander off somewhere in search of something interesting.

>>7288457

Tastes like a Feral Worlder.

To the north, you can see several pillars of flame, miles wide, reaching towards the swirling red sky. To the east, there are stairways that seem to lead up into the heavens. To the west, you can hear some sort of liquid flowing, and to the south, there are endless flashes of lightning.

>>7288481
Do you detect any blood? Or any sounds that could be compared to those of battle? If so, head towards that over anything else. Metal and daemons together in one package.

If not, towards the west.

>>7288566

Westward it is.

After a few miles of trees, you come to a river, but one unlike any river your memories hold a record of... It's a river of blood, with robed and hooded figures guiding boats made from the corpses of humans down it with poles made of bones.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...to be Eaten. After it, Chewy! Consume the warp for the Great Devower!

When chewy got necronised and gained independance, did he lose the link to the hivemind, and if he didn't, did he lose it when he entered the immaterium?

>>7288638

What exactly do you propose to do?

>>7288656

Chewy was able to retain a synaptic link to Doomlictor. Upon entering the warp, that link was severed.

Are there any adaptable materials around?

>>7288657
I say we hide along the shore (if there are any hiding places) and ambush a body-boat as it passes.

>>7288708

Nope, none. You've got the entire warp to explore however, and the power of flight, so there's bound to be something useful somewhere.

>>7288737

This.

Do we have the resources to create any friendlies?

>>7288737
>>7288758

You wait along the shore of the river, and within a few minutes, one of the boats comes close enough for you to jump to it. You launch yourself, and land safely, if somewhat unsteadily on it. The robed and hooded figure at the prow turns back to look at you, then returns its gaze to the river ahead.

I wonder how river blood tastes, since normal blood should get thick. Find out!

>>7288781
Eat him.

>>7288741

>Power of flight

GO UP!

Survey the lands. Look for the site of a recent battle, see if we can't scavenge any metal from it.

I'd suggest that wandering into the thick of a battle in progress is the best way to make this quest exciting but brief.

>>7288781
what a jerk

>>7288793
>>7288802

Nom the boatman, or fly up and look around?

>>7288816
We're a fucking Tyranid, it should be obvious.

OM NOM NOM NOM

>>7288816

Hiss at the boatman, then fly off.

>>7288816

nom then fly

Quickly eat him and assuming we're still feeling good, fly off.

>>7288816
Eat him. He was rude and ignored us, he shall pay the consequences.

>>7288834
>>7288842
>>7288845

A quick, experimental slash at the boatman proves ineffective - it goes right through him.

>>7288873
Let's try that little daemon claw thing.

>>7288873
What if we let a daemon power our claws again, like we did to capture that soul?

>>7288873

Warp charge the talons, try again.

Actually, try necron-magicing them up first, see if the necron tech does anything. If not then warp blades gogo

>>7288885
>>7288888

Again, the same result - Although this time he turns at you, hisses, and raising his pole of bones, whacks you off the boat.

>>7288905
Give him the necro-nid equivalent of the finger. Swim back to shore. Fly around to see what we can see.

>>7288905
Dude, fuck that guy.

Spray him with the necro metal spraypaint.

>>7288905
Destroy his boat out of spite.

That'll teach him for not becoming our lunch.

>>7288956
>>7288958

Flying up into the sky, you're able to get a much better view of things - Which direction do you wish to look in?

>>7288982
What's past this river?

>>7288998

More forest, and beyond that, a palace made of bones.

>>7289018
Are we able to get anything useful from bones?

>>7289029

No, but the organization demonstrated by the palace indicates that it's home to a powerful daemon, most likely one dedicated to Khorne.

Well boys, let's get stuck in.

>>7289036
I smell food.

>>7289036
Let's hit up the palace. If we can fuck up a Keeper of Secrets, we can fuck up what ever is in that Khornate palace.

>>7289065
>>7289066

As you fly towards the palace, a drizzle of blood begins to rain down from the sky. Passing the palace's entry gates, you can see scores of Bloodletters doing drills in the courtyard.

How well does our Gauss weaponry seem to work against these warp creatures? Is it more effective than a daemon fueled cannon is what I'm asking...

>>7289099

Only one way to find out.

Your speakers are now prepared, BTW.

>>7289093

>A drizz't of blood

I say let's try it out. About how many Bloodletters do we see doing jumping jacks or whatever?

>>7289127
Begin to blast 40k's equivalent to "Ride of the Valkyries".
Begin strafing courtyard with Gauss weaponry and Daemon-fueled Warp Cannon.

Let's be sneaky about this, pick one off that's unlikely to be noticed, and try not to alert the whole army.

>>7289143

Several hundred are out sparring.

>>7289162
Try and find a secluded one if we can then, and give our Gauss a little try.

>>7289151
This.

Make sure to start playing RotV while out of sight.

There seem to be a couple patrolling the battlements - You could likely mess around with them, given their small numbers.

>>7289197
We should see how well it works against them first.

>>7289209
Do it!

>>7289209
This, then this >>7289151.

>>7289209
Doo eet

>>7289221
>>7289223
>>7289230

Which weapon do you want to try first, Gauss or Warp-Cannon?

Gauss on one, and Warp Cannon on another. See which is more effective.

>>7289237
Gauss for baseline, then warp.
Separate targets

>>7289247
>>7289256

You strafe the battlements, blasting a pair of targets with your different weapons. The Gauss vaporizes one Bloodletter; the Warp-Cannon blows the other one to chunks.

Both are good, but do the Bloodletter chunks have any salvageable materials?

>>7289275
Hmm I believe we'll need a larger target to actually tell which is more effective.
Eat the survivors and the chunky remnants.

>>7289275

Is there any indication that their weapons are real, or creations of the warp?

>>7289284

His sword and armor sort of got blown across the battlements.

Meanwhile, the other Bloodletters are waving their swords at you and yelling curses.

>>7289275
Right. Both weapons seem to work equally well against the Bloodletters. Scavenge chunky remains for anything nom-able, then implement this >>7289151

>>7289297
Let's get to work then. Start shooting shit at them until something happens, or until we run out of Bloodletters.

>>7289328
Second.

>>7289321
>>7289328

As you begin to strafe the courtyard at large, a booming voice echoes from the palace proper.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SKULL THRONE IS GOING ON OUT THERE?"

>>7289369
DINNER IS HERE!

>>7289369
Do we have any cool music at our disposal to blast out of our fuck awesome speakers?

>>7289391

Everything the Hive Fleet's ever heard.

You could probably generate a nice medley of dying guardsmen...

>>7289237
>>7289391
IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PLAYING "GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN" BY CINDI LAUPER AND START FIRING ON THE CLOSEST BLOODLETTERS.

>>7289391
We are currently playing Ride of the Valkyries.

>>7289369

Is that Kharn? I hope it's Kharn. I hear he's a pretty chill guy.

>>7289415
Okay, I lol'd. This.

>>7289369
Fool him into thinking it's just the bloodletters fucking around. Using those speakers to scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD should do it. Alternatively, we can scream BROOD FOR THE BROOD GOD and simultaneously give a shout out to our homie DOOMLICTOR and pretend we are Asian worshipers of Khorne here on vacation. Wearing a large symbol of Khorne atop our head and posing for pictures in front of everything should do it.

>>7289421
So do I. He'll see us being awesome and be all like FUCK YEAR and we'll brofist and go back to rearrange that fuckass boatman's face.

Oh, and the face of that Lord of Change too.

>>7289449

Didn't we already rearrange that Lord of Change's face? And wouldn't it have already been rearranged a second time by now anyway?

Music and stuff is irrelevant, and while [human emotion: humor], provides no combat benefit.

Maintain audio silence until an opportunity for practical use arises.

In the meantime, fire using mostly gauss, as we have limited warp energy (for now, at least)

>>7289443

Your speakers echo "BROOD FOR THE BROOD GOD" across the courtyard, and you can hear some yelling in the palace, something about "Get out there and do your fucking job, what the hell do I pay you for?"

Perhaps booming a loud BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! could do the trick. And if it doesn't, air battle with Bloodthirster. End with us snapping his back over our lictor knee.

Fuck yeah Tyranid Sanguinius!

>>7289490
Now we just have to pretend to be asian. Should be easy enough.

>>7289490
BIOMASS FOR THE BIOMASS CHAMBERS!

What kind of currency do daemons accept?
I have a feeling that throne gelt doesn't get the job done around here...

>>7289523

As you mess around with the gribblies in the courtyard, you hear a pair of thundering footsteps approaching the palace's door from the inside. They swing ope, revealing a pair of Bloodthirsters wielding wicked-looking axes.

Alright so we're flying around blowing up bloodletters and having a jolly good time, and are going to continue doing so till something interesting happens, which is............?

>>7289552
Blood and skulls
Disease and hugs
Sexual favors and Drugs
Tzentchians just steal.

>>7289565
Only two?

Blast them, see which one explodes more.

>>7289566
Us pretending to be an asian khornate tourist isn't interesting enough for you?

>>7289565
Test subjects!
do as >>7289576 said

>>7289576

They deflect your blasts with their axes, grinning wickedly, then blast out a pair of identical "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" war cries and take to the air, flying directly at you.

>>7289598
Fuck.
Try and get to the forest, and shoot them as we go

>>7289598
Charge up our claws.

"SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE"

Charge.

>>7289598
Shit, I'm out of ideas.
We don't even have blood. Or skulls! This is bullshit.

>>7289598
>>7289638
Cue Single Stroke Battle.

>>7289613
>>7289638
>>7289640

Flee or charge into glorious AERIAL MELEE COMBAT?

>>7289640
Then we should be immune. We have nothing they want.

>>7289653
GLORIOUS AERIAL MELEE COMBAT

CHARGE AT THEM, PUMP GAUSS AND WARP BLASTS INTO THEM AS YOU PASS

>>7289653
What would DOOMLICTOR want us to do? He would probably want to keep us safe... but I say we engage them.

>>7289671
Doomlictor was a crazy motherfucker. MELEE COMBAT!

>>7289660

As you fly at the pair, their axes come down at you, lopping off the flamer-portion of your tail as you pass, filling them with holes thanks to your various weaponry. They roar, turning back to you in pursuit as you continue forward.

>>7289671
This. We power up our daemon claws and necrodermis for maximum melee damage, and fire our gauss blasters and Warp cannon to distract them while we close with them.

>>7289691
Grab onto the back of one, leap off when the other takes a swing at you.

TEAMKILL

>>7289691
How do they look? Can we see any... pain in their eyes? Are they upset that they have holes in their bodies?

>>7289710

The one you latch onto cries out in rage, and bats you off, towards the ground below.

>>7289702

Nope, they're just mad.

>>7289716
While we're on our way down, recover our tail and re-attatch it

Full dodge mode. Always blast one at once with full weaponry, they're unlikely to parry both blasts at once. Stay out of range of their whips. Study their patterns and techniques.

>>7289716
CHARGE UP OUR HAND WITH ALL OUR WARPSTUFF

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Our best bet is to maintain some distance, and keep on firing shit at them.
What's our tail doing now? Shouldn't it be trying to work it's way back to us?

>>7289726

Done, although it'll take a few minutes to come back online.

>>7289732

The one that batted you off takes both blasts straight to the chest, blowing a hole in its ribcage. It doesn't seem to care.

Hm. We should powerclaw their axes at the handle.

My god, its a trick!

ATTACK THE AXES!

Fuck it. Try and snap some spines.

>>7289748
Focus on their wings

Try to shoot the axes out of their hands.

>>7289774
>>7289766
>>7289772

Gonna need a consensus here.

>>7289738
This, except with a powerclaw.

Remember: Their bodies are made of warpstuff. Only the metal is real. We need to shred it off them.

>>7289789
Steal an axe, nom it.

>>7289789
If they have wings, knock them out of the sky.

If not, axes.

>>7289800
this

Forget spine snapping for now. Try and eat anything we can off of them.

>>7289802

Wings it is.

As they lunge at you, you focus your weapons on the wings of the one whose chest you blew open. It howls furiously as its wings are vaporized and blown apart respectively, as it falls from the sky.

>>7289824
Swoop at it as its falling, steal its axe and NOM NOM NOM

I am surprised that worked as well as it did.

>>7289824
I have a hunch... DIIIIIIIIVE!

>>7289838
>>7289828
these

>>7289846
While driving off the other with potshots.

>>7289828
>>7289838
>>7289846

You speed down after it, and it bares its teeth at you, swinging its axe and lopping off one of your mantid claws.

>>7289854
No wait.

Blow off the other one's arms and legs, and then consume it after the axe.

>>7289857
Eat that fucking axe

>>7289857
GRAB THE AXE IN YOUR TEETH AS IT SWINGS PAST
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RIP IT OUT OF ITS HANDS AND NOM NOM NOM

>>7289857
Right into the trap. Powerclaw the axe handle while following the claw's trajectory.

>>7289868
>>7289874

You grasp the axe's handle as it swings by, and activate your power field. The handle disintegrates, the blade falling towards the ground below.

Now I'm sure that other one is right fucking behind us, so try and get that fucker's wings before he tries to get all sneaky.

>>7289894

Confirm: Turn and blast Bloodthirster?

>>7289938
confirmed

>>7289938
Blast him

Thread's autosaging, methinks it's time to archive and call it a night.

To be continued!

This has been awesome.