!ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:25 No.7237694|
THE LETTER IS IN SOME KIND OF OFFICIAL FORM. YOU RECOGNIZE IT AS THE SAME LEGALESE YOUR ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT USES.
"Due to your Business practices both in the land of the living and the abode of the dead, you have been sentenced to wander around Tartarus for all Eternity until the gods have seen fit to release the other inhabitants from their torments.
If you would like to appeal this decision, please visit the Avernus Helpdesk, located along the River Styx. Have a nice Afterlife!"
YES, WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS SHITH-
OH, VERY FUCKING FUNNY, TELLING US WE CAN APPEAL WHEN WE CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE TARTARUS TO GO TO THE RIVER STYX.
ROLL 6d66 TO PERFORM AN ANGRY ACTION.