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    12 KB Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)20:45 No.7237329  
    Ugh... You feel like you have the worst hangover in the fucking world... What happened yesterd-

    THAT FUCKING SPORETATO.

    WE'RE TRAPPED IN OUR FUCKING MINDS

    AGAIN.

    FUCK.

    Well, might was well plan for when we get a chance to mash it; no telling when we might get freAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHATTHEFUCKISTHATSHITOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFUCK

    ----------------------------

    GREAT, NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE.

    THERE'S NOBODY WE CAN-

    HOLY FUCK, DID THAT GUY JUST ROLL BY STRAPPED TO A FLAMING WHEEL? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HELL IS THIS?

    THERE'S SOME GUY IN A BIG POOL OVER THERE... LOOKS LIKE THE POOR BASTARD CAN'T REACH THE BERRIES ON THAT BU-

    FUCK

    WE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE

    WE SKIPPED THE GOOD HELL AND WENT STRAIGHT TO FUCKING TARTARUS

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:48 No.7237362
    GO FIND WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE HERE AND FUCK THEIR SHIT UP
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:50 No.7237385
    HEY, WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE DEMON SPAWN NOW?
    FUCK YEAH DEMONIC POWERS!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:51 No.7237402
    FIND VIRGIL
    I'VE HEARD HE'S A PRETTY COOL DUDE, FOR A PANTY-WASTING PHILOSPHER
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:53 No.7237413
    FFFFFFFU-
    [RAGEMODE/OFF]
    In all seriousness, what the hell just happened to us?
    Are we still under potato dominance?
    General update would be nice.
    [RAGEMODE/ON]
    UUUUUUCK THAT COCKBITE OF A POTATO
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:55 No.7237435
    >>7237413
    THAT POTATO FUCKING KILLED US

    THAT CUNT, WE'RE GONNA SHIT ALL OVER HIS DICK
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:56 No.7237447
    >>7237413

    The potatokin assimilated you, made you rip your own testicles off, then allowed you to die/made you kill yourself with a meat hammer.

    Since you are in hell, I doubt that they have given you new spore makers.

    Love, your starchy friends.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)20:59 No.7237476
    HEY WAIT A GODDAM SECOND, TARTUS IS FOR SOULS WHO HAVE BEEN JUDGED.
    I DON'T REMEMBER A FUCKING TRIAL.
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY ATTORNEY?
    FUCK, SUMMON THAT DEMON-SLUT WE CUNT PUNCHED EARLIER, MAYBE WE CAN GET HER TO HAVE OUR CASE RETRIED
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:00 No.7237485
    >>7237413
    >You reach for a meat tenderizer and smash his skull in, he is no longer under your control, since he's fucking dead.

    The potato questers voted to have us eliminated.

    AND NOW WE'RE IN FUCKING GREEK HELL

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:01 No.7237491
    >>7237485
    FUCK THEIR FUCKING SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:01 No.7237498
    >>7237485

    BUT NOT BEFORE TAKING OUR BALLS! AHDLHFLHDGH AHG{H{AEJGHAJ!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:02 No.7237505
    >>7237491
    YEAH, WE GOT OUT OF FUCKING MORMON HELL, WE CAN GET OUT GREEK HELL.
    FUCK, THAT PUSSY ORPHEUS DID IT, AND ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PLAY A GODDAM LUTE.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:03 No.7237517
    >TARTARUS
    I understand the intent, but the guy's showing great emotion while holding a somewhat unclear object next to his head.

    Mirth.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:03 No.7237519
    FUCKING MAKE AN IDOL OUT OF BONES TO OUR POTATO GODS!!!!!! CLEARLY THEY ARE SUPERIOR AND WE SHOULD WORSHIP THEIR POTATO NAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:07 No.7237542
    >>7237519
    FUCK NO!
    THAT THING KILLED US FUCKING TWICE!
    AND NOW IT'S TRYING TO RAPE OUR DAUGHTER!
    NOBODY FUCKING FUCKS WITH OUR FAMILY!
    FUCKING NOBODY
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:09 No.7237554
    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HOW THE HELL DID WE GET KILLED BY A FUCKING POTATO TWICE?
    IT'S A FUCKING POTATO FOR CHRISSAKES, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY BONES OR ORGANS OR SHIT.
    OUR DAUGHTER EATS FUCKING POTATOES WITH HER FUCKING HAPPY MEALS!
    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:09 No.7237558
    >>7237476
    YOU SUMMON THE POWER OF YOUR RAGE AND YELL FOR TARTARUS CUSTOMER SERVICE.

    THE DAEMONETTE FROM BEFORE SHOWS UP AGAIN, TALKING ON SOME KIND OF CELL-PHONE, THEN RECOILS WHEN SHE SEES YOU. SHE IMMEDIATELY VANISHES AGAIN, DROPPING A LETTER ON THE BROKEN CLAY GROUND BEFORE DOING SO.

    YOU LOOK OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SEE SOME POOR FUCKWAD PUSHING A BIG ASS BOULDER UP A HILL. RIGHT BEFORE IT REACHES THE TOP, IT ROLLS OVER HIM AND ENDS UP AT THE BOTTOM. GETTING UP, THE POOR BASTARD GOES AFTER THE ROCK AGAIN.

    WHAT IS YOUR NEXT ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:10 No.7237569
    >>7237558
    READ THE FUCKING LETTER
    MAYBE IT'S A CLASS ACTION SUITE
    WE DIDN'T BECOME A FUCKING CEO BY SITTING AROUND WITH OUR THUMBS UP OUR ASSES
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:11 No.7237573
    ATTEMPT TO REEEEAD
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:12 No.7237588
    WHAT OF OUR HELLHOUND?
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:15 No.7237606
    >>7237588
    SERGEANT DICKBITINGFUCK BIT OUR DICK OFF.

    FUCK.

    >>7237569
    >>7237573
    YOU ATTEMPT TO READ THE LETTER. ITS IN SOME KIND OF DAEMONIC DIALECT; ROLL 5d13 TO UNDERSTAND THIS BULLSHIT.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:16 No.7237623
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    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:17 No.7237630
    >>7237623
    YOUR DAMN FUCKING RIGHT WE'RE MAD

    WE'VE BEEN KILLED BY THE SAME FUCKING POTATO TWICE AND BOTH TIMES HE'S SENT US TO SHITTY HELLS. PLUS, HE'S CONTROLLING OUR DAUGHTER
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:17 No.7237632
    dice+5d13

    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237634
    >>7237623
    YOU BET YOUR GODDAM PLATEMAIL COVERED DICK WE'RE MAD
    WE'RE MORE THAN MAD
    WE ARE FUCKING INCENSED
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237637
    rolled 4, 3, 13, 1, 13 = 34

    RAAAAAAAAAAGEROOOOOOOLLL
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237638
    rolled 9, 10, 10, 6, 13 = 48

    >>7237606
    FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237647
    GO CHILL WITH AGAMEMNON AND BITCH ABOUT WOMEN, WAIT FOR ODYSSEUS TO COME DOWN AND FUCK SHIT UP
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:18 No.7237649
    rolled 1, 13, 4, 10, 9 = 37

    >>7237630
    >>7237634
    ANGRYMIND
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:19 No.7237654
    FOR EMMA!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:21 No.7237668
    >>7237647
    FUCK, ODYSSEUS AND AGAMMEMON ARE IN THE ELYSIUM FIELDS, WE'RE IN FUCKING FIELDS.
    DOESN'T MATTER, THAT AGAMMEMON WAS A FUCKING PRICK
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:22 No.7237682
    rolled 3, 9, 8, 12, 5 = 37

    >>7237638
    FUCK, FUCK, FUCKING FUCK.
    IS THAT GOOD OR WHAT?
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:25 No.7237694
    >>7237637
    THE LETTER IS IN SOME KIND OF OFFICIAL FORM. YOU RECOGNIZE IT AS THE SAME LEGALESE YOUR ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT USES.

    "Due to your Business practices both in the land of the living and the abode of the dead, you have been sentenced to wander around Tartarus for all Eternity until the gods have seen fit to release the other inhabitants from their torments.

    If you would like to appeal this decision, please visit the Avernus Helpdesk, located along the River Styx. Have a nice Afterlife!"

    YES, WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS SHITH-

    OH, VERY FUCKING FUNNY, TELLING US WE CAN APPEAL WHEN WE CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE TARTARUS TO GO TO THE RIVER STYX.

    ROLL 6d66 TO PERFORM AN ANGRY ACTION.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:26 No.7237706
    rolled 33, 21, 52, 5, 15, 21 = 147

    BECOME AVATAR OF PURE RAGE,
    CHANNEL THE POWER OF ANGRY FROM ALL PARTS OF TIME AND SPACE
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:28 No.7237721
    >>7237706
    FUCK YOU BUDDY
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:28 No.7237723
    rolled 20, 2, 46, 38, 52, 9 = 167

    WE MUST WIIIIIN
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:32 No.7237761
    >>7237706
    YOUR RAGE CAUSES THE ROCK THAT POOR BASTARD WAS HAULING UP THE MOUNTAIN TO SPLIT IN TWO. INSTEAD OF ROLLING OVER HIM, THE PIECES ROLL AROUND HIM AND LAND AT THE BOTTOM.

    HE LOOKS AT YOU IN DISBELIEVE BEFORE A SHAFT OF WHITE LIGHT ABSORBS HIM AND HE ASCENDS TOWARDS THE BLOOD-RED SKY

    WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST DO?

    ROLL 4d20 TO REACH A CONCLUSION
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:34 No.7237777
    rolled 7, 4, 15, 9 = 35

    DID WE JUST DO WHAT I THINK WE JUST DID!???
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:34 No.7237784
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    rolled 12, 1, 2, 15 = 30

    WE JUST JOINED THE FUCKING RED LANTERN CORPS
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:35 No.7237791
    rolled 1, 15, 12, 15 = 43

    >>7237761
    >until the gods have seen fit to release the other inhabitants from their torments.
    ISN'T IT FUCKING OBVIOUS

    THE FUCKING GODS ARE PUSSIES AND WON'T DEAL WITH OUR OWN STARK RAVING BATSHIT INSANE RAGE SO THEY'RE FUCKING RELEASING THE SOULS OF EVERYONE ELSE

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE'RE THE FUCKING RAGE MESSIAH
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:35 No.7237794
    rolled 8, 2, 19, 13 = 42

    >>7237784
    FUCK YEAH!
    WITH BLOOD AND RAGE OF CRIMSON RED,
    RIPPED FROM A CORPSE SO FRESHLY DEAD,
    TOGETHER WITH OUR HELLISH HATE,
    WE'LL BURN YOU ALL... THAT IS YOUR FATE!
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:38 No.7237816
    >>7237777
    GENTLEMEN, WE MAY HAVE FOUND OUR FUCKING MEAL TICKET OUT OF HERE.

    SURE, THE LETTER SAID WHEN THE "GODS" RELEASE THEM FROM THEIR BONDAGE; APPARENTLY TARTARUS DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING MEMO THOUGH, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST RELEASED THAT BASTARD FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION

    OUR MISSION IS CLEAR; WE MUST BREAK EVERY OTHER ASSHOLE IN HERE OUT OF TARTARUS SO WE CAN START OUR WAY HOME THROUGH THE BOWELS OF HADES.

    WHAT IS OUR NEXT ACTION? ALSO ROLL 3d25 TO DETERMINE HOW MANY POOR FUCKS WE NEED TO BREAK OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE CAN BUST OUT.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:40 No.7237826
    rolled 18, 19, 17 = 54

    FUCK YEAH
    I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE GREEK PANTHEON WAS FILLED WITH PRETENTIOUS DICKS ANYWAY.
    IT'S HIGH FUCKING TIME SOMEBODY STUCK UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:40 No.7237827
    rolled 2, 20, 22 = 44

    JAIL BREAK
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:45 No.7237862
    rolled 13, 4, 19 = 36

    FUCK YEAH, LETS ASSEMBLE THE DREAM TEAM OF ASSHOLES WHO PISSED OFF THE POWERS THAT BE:
    IXION
    ALEOUS
    TANTALUS; WELL MAYBE NOT TANTALUS, HE'S A DICK
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:46 No.7237870
    >>7237826
    YOU WANDER AROUND. AS FAR AS YOU CAN TELL, THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 54 OF THE FUCKERS IN HERE. IT'LL TAKE A WHILE, BUT WHAT THE HEAVEN, YOU'RE IN HELL, SO MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR IT.

    WHAT IS YOUR NEXT ACTION.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:48 No.7237897
    BREAK THEM OUT
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:49 No.7237905
    >>7237870
    FIND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCK WITH THAT POTATO DEMON SPAWN'S HOLD ON EMMA
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:51 No.7237917
    >>7237862
    Aeolus just got released. We weren't close enough to tie him down, so the fucker got lifted into the sky.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:53 No.7237934
    >>7237917
    NO, THAT'S FUCKIN' SISYPHUS
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:55 No.7237947
    TWO WORDS
    BREAK. EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:57 No.7237960
    >>7237905
    FUCKIN' SECONDED
    THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING IN THIS GOD FORASAKEN PIT TO STOP THAT FUCKING POTATO
    I MEAN, HOW HARD IS IT BE, IT'S A FUCKING POTATO!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:57 No.7237961
    WAS IT WINTER OR SUMMER WHEN WE LEFT? PERSEPHONE MIGHT BE ABOUT.
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)21:58 No.7237975
    >>7237905
    UNFORTUNATELY, ALL THE POOR FUCKS IN TARTARUS ARE CHAINED DOWN OR OTHERWISE OCCUPIED. NONE OF THEM SEEM TO HAVE ANY POWER.

    >>7237897
    FROM WHERE YOU ARE, YOU CAN SEE THE MAN STRAPPED TO THE BURNING WHEEL IS ABOUT TO GO PAST YOU; YOU CAN ALSO SEE THE GUY REACHING FOR A SMALL CLUMP OF GRAPES BUT NEVER QUITE REACHING THEM

    WHO DO YOU BREAK OUT FIRST
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)21:59 No.7237983
    BURNING WHEEL GUY
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:00 No.7237985
    >>7237983
    WHEEL GUY
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)22:06 No.7238023
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    >>7237983
    >>7237985
    YOU KICK THE FUCKING GUY IN THE CHEST AS HE ROLLS BY YOU. THE WHEEL FALLS DOWN AND ITS FLAMES GO OUT. THE RESTRAINTS HOLDING THE MAN ARE RELEASED BUT HE DOESN'T ASCEND. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT WITH THE RAGE BEHIND YOUR KICK.

    EITHER WAY, HE IS NOW FREE.

    DO YOU FREE GRAPE GUY NOW, OR FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO RELEASE?
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:09 No.7238043
    >>7237961

    A PLAN:

    1) GATHER ARMY OF FURIOUS TORTURED ASSHOLES.
    2) BEAT UP HADES
    3) MAKE HIM GIVE US PERSEPHONE - SHE IS A GODDESS OF FERTILITY. IF ANYBODY CAN CURSE THE DAMN POTATO IT'S HER!
    4) KILL THE POTATO, SAVE DAY!
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:09 No.7238044
    >>7238023

    THROW GRAPE GUY AT GRAPES.
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:10 No.7238048
    another person that one is a dick
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:11 No.7238054
    >>7238023
    GRAPE GUY
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:17 No.7238091
    TANTALUS
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:18 No.7238093
    its august 20th
    >> Lawful Dead 12/21/09(Mon)22:18 No.7238095
    THROW THE FUCKER AT THE GRAPES
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:22 No.7238122
    >>7238048
    WAIT IS IT THAT FUCKER TANTALUS?
    FUCK HIM.
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)22:40 No.7238143
    Quest called on account of Board Instability (For now, at least).
    >> Anonymous 12/21/09(Mon)22:43 No.7238153
    Awww
    >> Angry CEO !ykypwXc.UQ 12/21/09(Mon)22:46 No.7238174
    >>7238153
    Don't worry, I'll take the time to plot this out more efficiently.



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