You suddenly judge a DAT ASS contest between Nurse Verity and Chem-Rat.

>>7225042
But no human would.

Beckon her over with a smile.

>>7225047

PLOT TWIST! He's actually a Dragonborne, it's why the woman in the picture is looking at him in a weird way.

>First post decides action.
Oh man, this is going to get ugly real quick
>>7225042
That didn't take long

>>7225022
Try another day. Weekend /tg/'s still lingering.

>>7225042
Oh. Oh. Wow.

>>7225078
>>7225074

2nd poster here, technically I just wanted an artist to draw it, as the idea came up in another thread.

How about we just go with >>7225051

>srs business plz
>>7225051

She hesitates once she realizes you made contact with her. She hurries to another patron and places his order in front of him. Rushing back towards you, almost tripping over a few holes in the floor, she stands to attention with a look of mixed fear and disgust. Mumbling something either intelligible in another language, or random inane noises, she looks intently at you. Another patron rudely calls for her as she waits.

"O SHIZL GIZZNGALL. I AM HERE TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT ON BEHALF OF MY PEOPLE."

>>7225219
"What do you have here that's good? Besides you of course."

HEY-O

>>7225123

Speaking of which... Someone else made a thread about it.

>>7225241

give her a warm smile and ask about the area, setting, and so on, and the rates for the night since we're obviously tired.

>>7225250
At the first sign of English, the bartender shoots his head above the bar.

"Goldie, is this flatfoot givin' your any trouble?" He squawks as he tongues his left eye, "I ain't here to put these goils in danger, y'know. If you want the ladies, you gotta go through me"

The waitress seems startled, but begins to explain in what seems to be gibberish- the bartender ignores her and stares at you.

>>7225349
He squints as the woman continues to twitter, "Alls yous needs to know is that it's wet." The candle light catches his slimy skin, "Mold gets us like a bitch in these parts. Especially with this piece of shit place. We got a lot of bad peoples in here and we assumes yous..."

He shrugs and begins to clean cups, "If you want the night, I'll give it to you for 10, you want the goil, 100. You look like a cheap assbag, so I'll discount if you get rid of those bullshit swamp ducks, but it ain't gonna be much..."

>You can take the room, take the girl and room, or take the discount to go fuck up some shit. Or do something completely different, whatever.

>>7225526
What do we have with us, equipment-wise? Also, what are our talents?

>>7225526
lets take a quick look at our character sheet, and then take the girl and room with the discount.

>>7225568
Actually, depending on what we can do, killing some swamp vermin for a discount might not be a bad idea.

>>7225547
make them up, christ.

"clad in simple leather garb but confident in my fighting abilities, i unsheath my dagger, a family hierloom of silver and steel. 'The girl for half, the room for free, and mead til I'm right drunk, and I'll shiv these punks for you 'keep.'"

>>7225603
cool, so we're totally a sorcerers crusade erra mage with no hubris and max arete and avatar backgrounds.

>>7225603
If that's how OP is doing it, then that's okay. Thought it would be appropriate to check first.

>>7225547

A machete
100 currency
jerky

Ability wise, suggest anything
roll 1d6
2,4,6 success
1,3,5 failure

.-. I'm new at this.

>>7225526
>>7225640
also, srs post after this post is action.

>>7225668

Inquire about the swamp ducks.

rolled 1 = 1

>>7225640
"Okay, Barkeep. If I'm a good sport and help you with your problem, what do you say to that paying for the entire night and for some good company?"

>>7225603

>take the discount to go fuck up some shit

>>7225682
>>7225683

Do both of these.

>>7225682
>>7225683
Possible to combine these?

discount and fuck shit up after making sure that a swamp duck is not local lingo for dragon.

also find out what language the girl is speaking and if she knows ours.

>>7225682
"The swamp ducks are annoying little shits that peck the mold at the side of the shack, I'd takem out myself if I had the time, but I ain't willin. If you go out there and killem fur me and the goils, I'm ready to give you one of them and room for 50."

>>7225683
"Are you trying to fuck me, ya little flat footed swamp rat? I said 50. That's a fair deal in my books."

Your art is impressive. I enjoy mentally broken/abused characters and she looks quite the part. Moar.

>>7225813
deal i say, get our trusty machette and see about it, also, are swamp ducks good eatin?

>>7225813
Stab his eyes out and pickle them

>>7225813

"Only if fucking you drops the price to 10 gold, you handsome amphibian, you."

If op is doing all the art for this in real time, i tip my hat to you good sir.

Lets stay within our own species for now, besides the frogs a dude and a frog, little steps if we go for xenos

OP's speed art is high tier.

It's only a deal if Barfrog doesn't swap girls on us at the last minute. No point in doing the deed if we end up with a diseased hag right?

>>7225954
yea, we want the one that we made contact with at the start with the honey hair, seems nice.

>>7225843
The bartender squints his beady eyes, "You're lucky I'm useta your kind, you little shit. If you're goin, you're goin. I'm bein generous here."

>>7225836
You take the offer and head outside the ugly tavern with the machete you threw to your feet upon sitting down.

You go outside and encounter swamp ducks. From what you can see, their beaks look sharp and able to pierce skin. They're something between an alligator and a vulture. They probably taste like chicken.

>>7225640
>I guess roll to see if you win or not. 1 failure, you're beat up but can roll again. 2 failures, you're fucked and go back inside defeated. First person to roll is next action, if fail: I count second person to roll.

also fuck you op looks like I'm not going to sleep yet

rolled 4 = 4

fuck yea fightin round the world

>>7225996
victoly get! dinner and bed and company for the night.

This better end in illustrated sex

>>7226027
id be happier with a nude pinup of the girl, looking all damaged and etc

>>7226027
It's pretty obvious that either the sex will be text only / implied or we're going to get fucked (haha) out of it.

>>7226042
How about both

>>7226044
I actually draw porn for money frequently. I am not shy. WHO KNOWS HOW IT MIGHT END UP!

>>7226102
best quest-op drawfag ever.

so we've got glodie, dinner, and a room for the night, not in that order, nice.

>>7225996
You took out the swamp duck with no problem. One swift flick of the machete and it everything was laid out for the night in your favour.

You happily barge back into the bar, throwing the dead fowl onto the counter-top in front of the barkeep. The waitresses get a little frantic seeing the dead animal they usually throw bread to. The other patrons seem a little tense with you stomping all over their turf.

"Ayyyyyyy, poifect." the barkeep howls out of this throat, "You gottit, any goily you want. We's got Goldie, Hernessa, and Tabbifa." He points with one of his 6 fingers to a wall of girlies.

"I'll even cook up this sonofabitch ferya." He chuckles, walking away to the kitchen with the duck. He's humming some unknown tune, throwing in the word 'duck', "I loves these things dead!"

>You can examine the bitches if you want.

Look guys, while we're rogueish and a bit of a smart ass we are, at the end of the day, a gentleman. All we're paying for is good company and if the night doesn't go our way, well, we're man enough to settle for a good conversation.

lets keep goldie, she looks nice

>>7226169
Let's see em goils

>>7226169
If we do examine them, it's only to give you an excuse to draw them. I think the consensus will be Goldie however it pans out.

so any word on why we took the long hard journey here?

>>7226170
i dunno, we could be the rapeing round the world style hero, gets shit done, gets the girl, etc

>>7226241
What compels any man to take to the open road? Adventure.

>>7226183
>Drew some bitches anyways!

You watch the barkeep leave the bar and look again at Goldie. It seems she understands the agreement as you grab her around her waist. She still seems a bit distraught, but trained to keep herself centred in times like these.

Walking her up the stairs, you overhear the two other ladies bickering, "Goldie, that bitch. She gets the best tips". The other responds in gibberish. It seems Goldie is popular.

You lead her down a hallway and find an available room (after testing out a few and finding some less than appealing sights). Opening the door, you see a bed with little linen, a table, two chairs, and a night stand with a candle placed upon it.

>>7226241
>If you wanna know that, use your imagination. You could converse with Goldie etc.

>>7226347
try and talk to her i guess, if she can speak anything other then gibberish, failing that, woo and bed nicely, we payed for her sure, but that doesn't mean she cant get some fun out of it as well.

Right, first order of business is to see if she speaks English. We didn't just buy fine ass people, we also bought free information, gossip and local geography.

>>7226425
but it is a decidedly fine ass, and she seems amenable enough.

>>7226451

>>7226347
>She still seems a bit distraught
Actually, I'd argue that she seems more distraught and less amenable.

This is where we reveal that we are actually ~the little girl~

"I'm glad you choose me" she gently spoke as you both entered the room, "I'm not good English, but I hope to talk to see what you wish."

Her eyes are a little brighter than before, but she sounds as if she's reading from a script. Her English is scattered with accent and pauses.

She sits next to you on the bed, awaiting response.

>>7226513
"I'm glad I stumbled onto this place. It seems like it's the only beacon of civilization for miles. Still, I'm a little lost but if I'm where I think I am, this bar sits in the middle of a lot of frequently crossed roads, off the map of course.

So, how did you come to work in such a shithole anyway?"

>>7226513
strike up a conversion and see if we've any wine or etc for us both. ask her bout herself.

>More than 20 minutes to respond and 2am denotes 'to be continued'

Sorry dudes. I'll continue this/do another one some other time. It's fun.

Here's some Goldie as compensation.

OP, you're a champ for speedpainting throughout this thing. I know not everyone enjoys quest threads but it's always nice to see one, especially one that tries something different. Is this a one shot or are you planning to keep doing this? I can see this being a lot of work to keep doing, considering this was a spur of the moment thing.

Does this deserve an archive? I hate it when people spam the suptg archive as much as anyone else and it is short but if this is going to be an ongoing then it might be worth it for completeness.

yes it does.

archive it for future reference sure, any idea when you'll do the continue op?

At one point in this thread, I thought the player character was the frog.

>>7227000
Probably sometime tomorrow afternoon.

>>7227028
bout the same as this time? 11:30 your time or so

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7225022/

archive is up

Whoever archived this did a pretty mediocre job with the fields.

>>7227033
Somewhere between 9-11PM EST.
It's a late night for me tonight due to holidays.

>>7227059
apologies, first time being part of a quest thread and archiving somthing