AFTER WORKING YOUR PIECE OF SHIT JOB YOU COME HOME TO YOUR UNGRATEFUL WIFE AND UGLY FUCKING KIDSYOU ARE THE CEO OF ANGRYCORP. AND THAT JUST BRINGS YOUR DICK TO A BOILWHAT DO YOU DO KING BOSS?
Hostile takeover of games workshop
>>7214709>UNGRATEFUL WIFE AND UGLY FUCKING KIDSholy shit, they were having an orgy with Ugly? No wonder you rose so fast the ranks.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHEDFUCK THOSE CUNTSTHEIR LITTLE STATUES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY MAKE ARE YOURS NOW TO DO WITH WHAT YOU WISH
1. CHANGE TITLE TO "GRAND FUHRER IN-CHIEF."2. ALTER SUBORDINATES TITLES TO FIT NEW TITLE SCHEME.
>>7214709either...1. Walk away the gaming table2. Wake up from the stupid dreamAnd don't use all caps, makes you look like a bigger moron than you already are.
>>7214751RAISE PRICESTHOSE CUSTOMERS CAN GO SHIT ON THEIR DICKS FOR ALL I CARE
>>7214767YOU CALL UP THOSE SHITDICKSYOU TELL THEM THE NEW RULESONE CUNTVAN OBJECTSYOU CHANGE HIS TITLE TO 'MANAGERIAL DICKWAGON'YOUR WIFE IS SCARED OF YOU RIGHT NOW
>>7214773WELL AREN'T YOU A GIANT FAGGOT.NICE SPELLING GEEEK.LETS GO GET OUT OF THIS LOSER VILLE SKULL
>>7214823GTFO...ah, well, sunday morning /tg/.
RAISE PRICES.LOWER THE NUMBER OF MODELS IN BOXED SETS
>>7214819TELL HER THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SCARED, THE WHOLE "SCREAMING WITH RAGE" THING IS JUST YOU PROMOTING A NEW PRODUCT. IT'LL BE OVER IN A WEEK, MAYBE.
>>7214832YOU BETTER RESPECT THE BULK
>>7214845"100 DOLLARS FOR ONE BIGGER MODEL. DO IT YOU FUCK. MAKE THOSE FAGGOTS PAY OUT THE ASS."..."THEY ALREADY DO?! AHAHAH DOUBLE THE PRICES THEN."YOUR WIFE WON'T CHILL OUT, SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY SCARED OF YOU (AS SHE USUALLY IS, THAT CUNT) BUT SOMETHING ELSE, WHO GIVES A SHIT
>>7214854SHE CLAIMS SHE HEARD SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN THAT PANICKY FUCKRAGPROBABLY A MOUSE OR SOME SHIT
>>7214880SHE'D KNOW WHAT MADE THE NOISE IF SHE WERE STILL IN THE KITCHEN WHERE SHE BELONGS
>>7214868MAKE ANGRY LOVE WITH HERMAKE HER LOVE THE RAGE
>>7214880TELL THE STUPID FUCKWENCH TO PUT THE PHONE ON SPEAKER, YOU'LL TELL THAT MOUSE OR SOMETHING HOW SHIT WORKS AROUND HERE
>>7214887>>7214888SHE IS ALL ABOUT THE RAGESHE MARRIED YOU AFTER ALLYOU TAKE YOUR HOT DICKING TO THE KITCHEN TABLE, BITCH'LL STAY HERE AFTER THE BUSINESS 'MEATING'
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MISOGYNIST BULLSHIT IS GOING ON IN HEREI DISAPPROVE OF YOU, ANGRY BOSS
>>7214960WAY TO KILL THE THREAD WITH YOUR WOMANISH COMPLAINTS, MORRIGAN. GO TAKE YOUR ESTROGEN SOMEWHERE ELSE>>7214910NOW THAT WE'VE ASSERTED OUR DOMINANCE, LET'S FIND THAT MOUSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
>>7214960FUCK YOUR SHIT, OUR NEXT COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE TO BUY FUCKING BIOWARE AND FORCE THEM TO MAKE PORN GAMES.THE PREMIERE GAME? "MORRIGAN GETS A DICKING FROM 300 SPARTANS"
>>7215015SHE SAID IT WAS IN THE PANTRYYOU OPEN THAT FUCK UPa fucking horrible potato is in here and oh god what the fuckRoll 6d13 for sanity effects.
rolled 7, 1, 12, 11, 3, 7 = 41>>7215074OF FUCKING COURSE THIS SHIT HAPPENS ON A MONDAY
WATCH THEM JAPANESE GIRLY CARTOONS.
>>7215074I suspected there was a degree of crossover here.
WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME
YOU THROW UP, THIS THING IS FUCKOH GOD WHY CAN THIS EXISTGOD HAS NOTHING TO WITH ITDEVIL, EAT A DICK OH FUCK THIS THING IS GRAGH
>>7215142TELL THE BITCH "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOWTORCH FROM THE GARAGE.THIS SHIT ENDS HERE
POTATO, ATTACK!!!
>>7215154THE BITCH HAULS ASSTHIS THING IS CLIMBING UP YOU, OH SHITROLL 2D20 TO STOP THAT FUCKERS CLIMBINGALSO HIS ROOTS LOOK EVIL AS PISS, 3D19 TO STOP THAT SHIT
YOU SHALL BE CONSUMED! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! YOUR MIND AND BODY SHALL BECOME OURS! GIVE IN TO THE PAIN! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
rolled 4, 5 = 9>>7215183GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
>Potato Monster from another thread has crossed over to attack a capital letter wielding monster.
>>7215210HAHAHA! PUNY HUMAN! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU! BE CONSUMED!
>>7215210AGH THIS ASSBAG IS FASTHE'S ON THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING HEADHE'S DIGGING THAT SHIT IN3D19 NOW PISSER
rolled 9, 9, 19 = 37>>7215183IS THAT BITCH BACK WITH THE BLOWTORCH YET?GET THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOTS OFF OF US AT LEAST
>>7215212honestly I saw that coming, and haven't read beyond the first post of the potato thread...
ASSDICKS THAT HURTYOU GET THE FUCKFART OFF OF YOUR HEADTHAT BITCHDICK IS BACK IN THE PANTRYASSFUCK THIS IS SHITTY DICKS
>>7215253Trying too hard, man. Come back to the Potato thread, we have ideas and we need a GM to keep our growth alive. Please.
>>7215264THAT FUCKERS ON MY NECKFUCKSHITSMY WIFE HAS THE TORCH, LIKE IT MATTERS WHEN THE CUNT IS ON MY FACEROLL 3D46 TO RIP THE FUCK OFF
rolled 22, 33, 25 = 80JUSES GET IT OFF ME
rolled 28, 38, 9 = 75>>7215290MOTHERFUCKING FACEHUGGERS GETTING ALL UP IN MY BUSINESSGET THAT FUCKING BLOWTORCH AND BURN THAT SHIT OFF. WE'RE RICH, WE CAN AFFORD PLASTIC SURGERY. BESIDES, THE LADIES DIG SCARS
>>7215304NEVER MINDYOU'RE DEADROLL 23D123 FOR AFTERLIFEYOU FAGGOT
rolled 75, 102, 26, 100, 41, 94, 43, 19, 100, 73, 41, 41, 34, 5, 112, 80, 70, 51, 18, 119, 52, 80, 29 = 1405Roll
rolled 17, 2, 117, 117, 5, 72, 71, 3, 10, 115, 53, 2, 60, 14, 70, 95, 78, 78, 69, 63, 113, 112, 15 = 1351this is a lot of dice.
rolled 59, 56, 26, 60, 75, 87, 63, 19, 107, 58, 67, 17, 85, 79, 11, 42, 12, 11, 78, 118, 17, 82, 4 = 1233>>7215310>>7215310WE'RE IN VALFUCKINGHALLA, BITCHESPARTYING WITH TORDEK AND ALL OF HIS BITCHES
>>7215327WELL WAY TO FUCK IT UP DICKSHITYOU'RE IN HELLON THE PLUS SIDE, IT'S MORMON HELL, SO IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY3623 YEARS ARE RATHER SMALL IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF ETERNITY AND ALL THAT SHITGAME OVERENTER INITIALS _ _ _
FUCK!I WILL GO AND DESTROY TEN MORE ANCIENT HOLY FORESTS TO VENT MY ANGER.
>>7215369FYPFUCK YOU POTATO
rolled 7, 4, 16 = 27>>7215379I lol'd
Perhaps the ungrateful wife will avenge us.
>>7215423potato thread autosaged. Continue tomorrow y/y?
>this threadWHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD?
THAT PIECE OF SHIT POTATO DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY MORMON GHOSTIT'S ON
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING BUT I'M ENJOYING MYSELF!
rolled 15, 25, 17, 24, 20 = 101>>7215369I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE FUCKING MANAGER OF MORMON HELLI WAS TOLD I WOULD HAVE A CONDO BY THE SIDE OF THE LAKE OF FIREI CANNOT SEE A FUCKING LAKE OF FIRESOMEONE IS GOING TO GET AN ASSFUCKING IF I DON'T SEE A CONDO REP RIGHT NOW. ROLLING TO CONJURE CONDO REP
>>7215448THATS A PRETTY GOOD FUCKING ROLL
>>7215433>IndonesianAwesome. Aku dari Jakarta, tapi bahasaku jelek. :PEmigrated too young and lived too long in UK.
>>7215470ahiak, sini asli Yogya.been in Illinois once, in a small town called DeKalb.
>>7215183JESUS FUCK WHO THE FUCK MAKES 19-SIDED DICE THAT IS RETARDED AS FUCK I BET THOSE ASSMUNCHERS WOULD PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR THATYOU THERE FUCKFACE START PRODUCING D19S OR YOU GET THE BOOTUP YOUR ASS
HOLY DICKBALLS, THE MANAGER OF MORMON HELL IS HERE. FUCKER LOOKS LIKE A TURD DRENCHED IN DOGPUKE. THAT SHITHEAD IS ASSHUGE. FUCKING NIGGERTITS, IM GOING TO FUCK HIS BITCHING ASS IF I DONT GET THAT CONDO
>>7216898WHAT'S THAT MANAGER OF MORMON HELL? NO FUCKING CONDOS LEFT? WELL FUCK YOUR SHIT. YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO FIX ME MY PROMISED CONDO OR I WILL RAPE THE DOGPUKE OUT OF YOUR TURDFILLED BODY! KICK OUT JUDAS OR SOME OTHER FUCKWIT. I WANT THAT CONDO!ITS FUCKING ON NOW!
>>7216923FUCK YEAH! CURT COBAIN GOT FUCKING KICKED INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE. SERVES THAT FUCKER RIGHT. THAT NIGGER WAS HOGING MY CONDO!THATS RIGHT ASSMUNCHER, IM GOING TO TAKE MY FUCKING CONDO RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN EVERY PIECE OF HIS HIPPIESHIT OUT OF IT. THAT SHITFILLED MANAGER CAN FUCK HIS ASS SIDEWARDS.IM GOING HOME!
