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12/05/09(Sat)22:18 No.7019608I Like Big Shields and I cannot lie You other fighters can't deny When a girl walks in with the heavy armbrace and the scutum in your face you get sprung Wanna swing one-handed But you notice that thing was banded Same weight as the armour she's wearin' I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' Oh, babe I wanna stand tall By your side in the shield wall My armsmen tried to warn me But that shield you got make me so horny Ooh, bound in tanned skin You say you wana take on my men Well, I'm here I'm here, I ain't your average chevalier
I seen them raidin' To hell with paradin' She's on sound ground, fights like a warhound
I'm tired of them kings sayin' heaters are the thing Ask the frontline what's the score they want that half-door
So fighters -YEAH- fighters -YEAH- Has your right man got that shield -HELL YEAH- Well brace it brace it brace it brace it brace that massive shield Drive 'em all back.
I like 'em big and square And when I'm fightin' out there I just can't help myself I'm goin' all legionary And damn that's scary
I wanna see that sword and CLANG double up CLANG CLANG I ain't talkin' 'bout them toys heatershields were made for boys I wannem real thick and heavy Get me that heavy pavise Those bows can't have us So I'm in the coliseum Knockin' retiarius armed like children Keep your retiarii I'm with the secutarii A word to the thick-shield misters I wanna stand wit'cha No arrow's gonna hit'cha But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fight 'Til the break of dawn Shield boss got it goin' on Archers' they don't like this song 'Cause them punks like to shoot it and run But I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm armoured strong And I'm down to get the battle on |